Women Describe What It’s Like Giving Birth

Four strong mothers. Four incredibly moving stories of the day they gave birth. You might want to get the tissues ready, because it doesn’t get any more powerful than this. Watch below!
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[@124Nightwing]

Wow, that kid beat the shit out of his teacher, became his own teacher, gave birth, and still has time to play sports? Truly inspirational, what a great mother.

[@ifalone]

lmao

[@strawbunnymilk81]

I seriously love the red shirt kid and I hope they bring him on more

[@bojanglesfries]

I was just about to say that. What a strapping young boy.

[@justinh7673]

click holes writer's are legit crazy

[@Anonymous-mo3cu]

What are you talking about? These stories are 100% true.

[@Riqakard]

Is that the same kid who became his teacher's teacher?

[@atsuyak768]

Riqakard yes ahahah

[@mattthedestroyer2804]

Riqakard yes I watched that video previous tonthus

[@InvisibleHotdog]

What's the video?

[@ifalone]

@@InvisibleHotdog F Minus

[@thelightningwave]

This kid can literally do anything such as being a teacher and giving birth.

[@havesomecarrots]

Truly inspiring. I've been pregnant for the past 16 months and was really nervous to finally give birth. That's when the serial killer who keeps me locked in his basement showed me this video. I no longer fear death, for I am already in his company. Thank you.

[@evehalcyon2063]

God bless

[@hollykonesky3158]

Concealed Carrot wat?

[@betsycastellanos5574]

you can only be pregnant for 9 months

[@ghostviperz8094]

Concealed Carrot wut

[@pantegohummus8215]

Huh?

[@VincentGuillotine]

I wish a woman could have given birth to me

[@peachmangoplum]

test tube baby :(

[@DoctorTurdmidget]

I gave birth to a woman, who in turn gave birth to me.

[@chrystals.4376]

Eblo There's always vote.

[@yams7355]

._.

[@hollykonesky3158]

Eblo **cough cough**

[@kat-we2ny]

finally some diversity, I am only ever hearing the stories of women giving birth, i glad this video features a man. love that we’re moving forward as a society

[@hollykonesky3158]

kat ! I’m confused how tf does that happen

[@mycelium9629]

@@hollykonesky3158 It's a joke. The channel is Clickhole, a satire channel similar to The Onion.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Holly Konesky :3 Trans people, for one

[@englishmotherfucker1058]

mpreg time

[@ithinkitspickingupalittleb8011]

@@mycelium9629 created by the onion :)

[@Thrifty032781]

I don't know what's weirder. That the second woman is holding a gun for some reason, or that the third person is a man.

[@nizzleprizzle9783]

Thrifty032781 hahahaha

[@Ritwika-Saha]

The gun obviously

[@randomgooy7456]

The sword c-section

[@tyro244]

How many people gave birth watching this video?

[@cleetusbartholomew]

tyro244 me!

[@crescentfreshbret]

I can’t watch this video and NOT end up giving birth. The two things are completely mutually exclusive for me.

[@Ritwika-Saha]

Instructions were somewhat unclear. The baby gave birth to me instead.

[@starsINSPACE]

They should have interview'd Zeus cuz giving birth to a fully grown woman who rips out of ur head after you ate ur preg wife is totes the most universal story of labor

[@Ritwika-Saha]

You know your spellings well.

[@OmnipresentPotato]

I'm not sure you understand what the word 'universal' means

[@scarefish6689]

1:25 This guy is hilarious. I loved in that other video when he was talking about how easy it was to kick his teacher's ass.

[@prussia9255]

I like the reoccurring character of the alpha kid

[@strawbunnymilk81]

Bring back alpha kid

[@valleyviewchisam6]

first woman reminds me of my own first birth LOL happens to us all!

[@ext1nct_she0g0rath2]

I clicked this thinking it was buzzfeed and I didn't realise it was clickhole until after about halfway through.. I was so confused

[@skutfox]

1:04 So glad to see that she is still able to tell us this story even though she has a gun in her hand! #Progressive

[@abyssssb913]

that spider doesnt have a leg to stand on

[@thenhewonders]

someone PLEASE animate the last woman's story! PLEASE!

[@Nedserd9351]

i can!

[@jqyhlmnp]

Dresden you're having a good time

[@belindasm]

Omg clickhole animation would be awesome hahaha!

[@mclilzenthepoet2331]

@@Nedserd9351 are you finished

[@Nedserd9351]

@@mclilzenthepoet2331 yes

[@powderpuffarpeggio3968]

Why do no women live in my country?

[@davishunsinger]

+Audrey Sodergren Jesus Christ

[@fedoralaura3643]

Im watching this in a random playlist so for the first twenty seconds I thought it was a legitimate buzzfeed video about women describing giving birth and I was so confused, until I saw the little orange spiral in the top corner thank god

[@ryebred6470]

I was having issues with my baby a while ago. I shot it out of my poop chute but it didn't want to go into my steaming turd water, so it clung on to my grundle until I could find a plunger to poke it away with. It was a magical night.

[@LordEptar]

This is absolutely beautiful. I love how progressive Clickhole is, finally letting a man speak about his experience giving birth.

[@Steve27775]

Beautiful.

[@coolturtle6286]

I am so confused help

[@lufthanza101]

Same :/ I don't understand.

[@kloffey8623]

it’s satirical

[@lil_jong-un6668]

This is satirical video, it's meant to not make any sense and ridicule our reality

[@coolturtle6286]

@@lil_jong-un6668 whats it strategic for? Like what’s it mean?🤣

[@lil_jong-un6668]

@@coolturtle6286 Mad lad replied 4 years later 😂 their intention is to confuse you and makes you have surreal feelings

[@louisjagger2177]

Second woman's opening line delivery one of the best in all Clickhole

[@351cleavland]

First time I gave birth was when I sat on a round-holed chair. We named him Stinky but sadly it was a still-birth. Every anniversary we get together and remember the hope Stinky gave us for what COULD have been.

[@cicifuentes5685]

That last story made me lose it holy crap

[@gxbrxxl9626]

First girl's eyes are gorgeous

[@michaelkayser4194]

"When baby Virgil happened from my groin I couldn't stop frowning." Poetry.

[@Penultimate_Jive]

I wonder what it would feel like to be born. I guess I'll never know.

[@ThequestioningcentersMatt]

Thought this was buzzcancer at first 😂, glad to see it's the onion

[@lil_jong-un6668]

This is Clickhole but okay

[@MomoGobboYT]

I would love to work for this channel

[@jessesaranow7724]

Yes you can

[@Celestina0]

Awe-inspiring

[@adasteriepictures]

I was already laughing my ass off but when the kid teacher popped up I fucking lost it!

[@oofadoofa313]

Damn this just launches right into it

[@maxies4090]

what beautiful stories

[@pringles6900]

Truly beautiful :')

[@miniaturerose2805]

I choked when I saw the guy. Lmao

[@lucystanding5929]

i sHAT my baby out watching this... the confusion

[@WeeWeeJumbo]

“it’s like shitting a basketball.” - a friend i had once

[@oscarguzman3017]

Absolutely perfect 🔥

[@arelevantaaron]

0:28 is when i was like ok wtf is going on 😹 i was trying to make sense out of what she was saying. Like maybe her friends are new mothers? Maybe they are currently pregnant? Maybe she's pregnant and trying to induce labor? Then i was like... WTF KIND OF BAR IS THIS?!?!?!

[@aesthetic_rex]

Unsupervised kids will find this while surfing KZbin, and this will be the first explanation to giving birth they will hear

[@kloffey8623]

did she rlly just say toilet slit?

[@Headlock123456789]

I really hope all the people asking if this is real are joking. I can’t be sure of human intelligence anymore. It’s a ClickHole video, of course it’s a joke.

[@Beuwen_The_Dragon]

I dunno, have you read Huff-Po, the NYT, Vainity Fair and such?.. Not that far off from what they actually post anymore..

[@Punkini]

@@Beuwen_The_Dragon yeah I mean the other day I read a huffington post article about how dope it is to give birth to 9 babies that squirt out of your toilet slit in a bar with your friends so

[@crescentfreshbret]

That first woman is very cute. I’d let her give birth to me any day.

[@mclilzenthepoet2331]

This this is a thing in another reality in the multiverse this shit exists

[@jazzling]

what is your profile picture

[@ariannarose1425]

Why the hell did I think this why buzzfeed ._.

[@Simone-ht3ds]

Me: this is weird... then sees account who made this Me: OHHHHH

[@buttslapper6969]

The fucking gun lmao

[@marlesimms]

Oh my goodness "my toilet slit"

[@heartworkbykitty7933]

I’m dying 🤣

[@Raven55549]

other players are weak but I'm not

[@dgb5]

is anyoen here in 2020??

[@Annteater_]

is this a joke?? LMAOO I dunno what to believe xD

[@pantegohummus8215]

Got me jacked

[@malicahamilton]

Wtf

[@amythetoon6535]

chad hockey player is a trans icon

[@matthewcurtiss7557]

Lmao

[@acaciahobson-nathan8722]

wtf is this lol

[@layom444]

meme

[@isaiahgentle427]

The suggested video thumbnails are so disgusting

[@edwardcastro4223]

the boi gave birth?😂😂

[@amythetoon6535]

trans

[@Punkini]

This loser doesn’t even know men can give birth... must be a basketball player lmao

[@karri7648]

wait... whaaaa?

[@dannyclub09]

The guy should've held up a picture of a massive turd at the end.

[@jraybay]

Wtf lol

[@No-xw7mo]

When the guy with a red shirt appeared it took me up until around when he mentioned getting jacked to realize something was off.

[@gracelynf.7581]

how did the boy have a baby

[@danielb.165]

That's your only question?

[@fuckenps3]

Check your privilege!

[@lcvedoy2134]

It's 2017 be quiet lmao

[@Souls_p_]

2018 now bb

[@markkahura1877]

ssshhhh...its 2019 now..

[@frostyknickers]

Toilet slit. Jesus Christ

[@crescentfreshbret]

That’s up there with “bad hole” and “bike area” as my favorite terms for “vagina.”

[@elainegerard4507]

…wut.

[@taberdwyer1662]

what the fuck

[@pennyboi3275]

Wait...men can have babies....

[@picture_of_a_swan]

Ofcourse? Haven't they taught you this in school?

[@213213yoyo]

Well, duh.

[@crescentfreshbret]

The Bible says “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Are you going to question the Bible?!

[@amythetoon6535]

1: this video is a joke 2: yeah, they can

[@Punkini]

Yes and babies can climb through your rib cage if you aren’t careful

[@annamckinstry5437]

Is this a joke

[@annamckinstry5437]

It must be. Like seriously

[@loverunriley]

clickhole is very reliable

[@crescentfreshbret]

This is more serious than you could ever possibly understand.

[@martinedwards7758]

When is it funny?

[@213213yoyo]

All of it

[@ifalone]

mad cuz bad

[@gatorade2337]

Why was a man here? XD

[@oliviagugins9139]

Wtf