Why Vegetarian?

Vegetarians explain their decision to not eat meat. Check it out!
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[@cherrycordiaI]

The Witch subplot is my favorite part of this video.

[@VollkinSea]

@Maester Gryphon what's the source to that pfp?

[@acat7798]

Maester Gryphon stop?

[@chikki7145]

The fact that he’s only vegetarian due to fear of becoming a witch got me

[@skybird23333]

The most hilarious part was that she was one of the vegan's mom

[@jefferey_92]

@@skybird23333 *vegetarian

[@newecreator]

That moment when they bleeped something out but didn't bleeped, "fuck" got me.

[@newecreator]

***** IKR? What a vegetarian.

[@Micho55]

Yeah, we saw the video too

[@afropunkx]

Newecreator I actually lost my shit

[@GoldGregory]

It’s brilliant.

[@GoldGregory]

@@afropunkx did you find it?

[@NyscanRohid]

When I became a vegetarian, I had to change the sign outside my house from, "I Have Always Had Meat" to "I Have Never Had Meat", and then I had to take that one down because it was inaccurate. I had had meat in the past. I just didn't have any at this moment.

[@lordjake7421]

Love the reference to the radish vid 👌👌

[@joshnanya1595]

that censorship of the chicken lady is everything

[@ledomc2007]

you're a loser that wants to fit in and cares what others think.

[@lukecremecheese597]

Ledo Mc LMAO WHAT

[@GoldGregory]

@@ledomc2007 you upvoted yourself

[@ledomc2007]

@@GoldGregory I already knew you were all reddit kids.

[@creeperhunterD]

@The Lenny Show His profession is child.

[@yitzchakepstein2142]

Holy shit! I just discovered AntiBuzzfeed!!

[@nizzleprizzle9783]

Yitzchak Epstein good

[@briang.2218]

That is actually the best way to put this channel XD

[@wunkus9821]

If we bring it close enough to BuzzFeed, they'll annihilate. Feminism and 2018 comedy will cease to exist.

[@Noah-wx7fm]

Welcome! How do you like it?

[@colorbar.s]

it's not going against anything buzzfeed says. this isn't anti-vegetarian, it's just harmless satire.

[@Conbot-qs5xk]

This video has convinced me to finally go Vegetarian, now I will never go back to being Vegan. Thanks Clickhole!

[@harshilsangal6226]

Hol up

[@ThePonycat]

Yeah you went from being a vegan to a fence sitter spineless fence-sitter

[@abrianpeak95]

Well good because milk is a dairy product and you can dunk your veggies in it! It's allowed!

[@petitio_principii]

same thing, different made-up spelling just to hype on radicalism.

[@michaelhaydenbell]

@@petitio_principii Must be frustrating to have to dumb the world down like in order to process things.

[@jamestown8398]

But how do vegetarians resist the meat that flies out of the portal in their backyards?

[@maraimaski4762]

Accidentally decide to run it over with their bikes...... Duh

[@pellaw8011]

Hey, not everyone is privileged enough to have a portal in their backyard. I know it can be hard to imagine how the other half lives, but we must try. It is our responsibility to care for the poor vegetarians of this world.

[@scornmaz3]

I know some of them just do rituals to either close the portal or turn the meat into iceberg lettuce or cauliflower but idk about the latter

[@StrawberryFeildsforNever]

Jamestown it’s REALLY hard to. I just cover my eyes and scream lalalalala

[@henryambrose8607]

You can't worry about the suffering of the animals when you're not even sure what kind of meat it is coming from the portal.

[@yaj126]

1:49 - 1:53 How is this the funniest part of the video, something about the angle and this actor just cracks me up

[@nomadben]

Dude that shit is hilarious, got me too.

[@Alex-px9oy]

He was thinking about sexy lady taking off her clothes, it’s perfectly reasonable

[@gibbyace5077]

"You got to eat the lettuce"

[@moosejuice2166]

His smile is what get me😂😂

[@tschacknorris8550]

Nah nah nah, it's definitly 0:30 - 0:40 >.>

[@loriddell4651]

THIS VIDEO IS TOTALLY OFFENSIVE AND WRONG. They completely forgot to mention the cult ceremony when first giving up meat. Ugh. Check your facts.

[@DrPanda202]

😂😂 this channel is cool because they are trolling idiots like u and its working WTF

[@loriddell4651]

Dr Panda Did you not read the rest of the comment ... I'm dying lmao

[@pakko33]

totally agree.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

That's a secret, doth Shut up.

[@ghoulishgoober3122]

infinite panda i believe you are the idiot

[@genericeurasianwarlord9542]

Can we talk about the actress who speedchugged a beer and still gave a totally convincing performance?

[@WhoopityDoo]

Legitimate hipster playing a hipster with that PBR.

[@fluffyotter4468]

I love the part where it goes I beep chicken, I fuck chicken... Makes me think

[@BlinEd1]

hahahaha, 'but I'm also the kind of person who smokes cigarettes in other people's cars without asking' that bit got me!

[@S71800130]

Ed Reid I KNOW DUDE haha worst kind of person

[@halyomorpha]

Thank the heavens that 2% milk is still allowed.

[@christopherender8164]

I prefere 100% milk

[@g.3521]

I only drink breast milk

[@wclifton968gameplaystutorials]

vegetarianism still allows drinking milk only veganism doesn't allow cows milk. who drinks 2% anyway? that tastes like shit, only 1000% goats milk tastes good.

[@destroyerblackdragon]

What is in the other 98%

[@Rainebowes]

Pelcogo we dont talk about the other 98%.

[@QueenAnime99]

This was hilarious. Loved the bike/witch story.

[@zzz-zs4vb]

Ritalin

[@vegetablearian_]

It’s allowed!

[@muzzle4mutt]

as a vegetarian who literally has eaten a whole jar of pesto on its own followed by Ritalin (prescribed) i can confirm this is true

[@Anastas1786]

"Vegetarianism is _all_ about health! It's allowed me to have a Dorian Gray thing with this corn. I CAN'T DIE!" Having "a Dorian Gray thing" with _anything_ doesn't sound particularly healthy.

[@zoewells3160]

Wow, you read the book! We’re all so impressed!

[@marcossidoruk8033]

@@zoewells3160 lmao

[@kingcrimson4133]

@@zoewells3160 You okay?

[@zoewells3160]

@@kingcrimson4133 My point was their comment added nothing but to explain the joke in the video everyone already got, and was blatantly just made to humblebrag that they'd read the book because they think it makes them smart to have read a popular classic novel.

[@basedokadaizo]

@@zoewells3160 or maybe, just maybe, you don't get the "oscar wilde was super gay and that corn looks pretty phallic" joke?

[@Mtv-get-off-thee-air]

The “I **** chicken and I fuck chicken” was genius

[@nos4me]

need me some ritalin pesto

[@omnidiscord]

As a vegetarian, i can confirm I do only consume different forms of pesto for every meal of the day.

[@thealaskanbullworm1442]

omnidiscord what about ritalin

[@omnidiscord]

@@thealaskanbullworm1442 pesto ritalin

[@becauseimapotato7599]

Yes and I sprinkle pesto on my pesto with pesto sauce

[@crowgang6678]

The lady in the pink scarf is hardcore

[@lucystarlight8887]

"I ****** chicken, and I fuck chicken" that one really got me lol

[@katie-st8nx]

honestly being a vegetarian i thought this would just be bashing but you guys really have a way with humor. I'm glad i found this channel and keep up the awesome work :)

[@lexibean2351]

Gray Wolf yo chill

[@mcdoctordiss9509]

"This is 2% milk, and it's still allowed." LMAO

[@mohsend72]

1:20 oh the misery in her eyes...

[@Bhazor]

American beer always has that effect on me.

[@ladystardust6292]

“I’m that kind of person who smokes in other peoples cars without asking.”

[@HarshRajAlwaysfree]

0:34 If they didn't censored f#ck Then I cannot imagine what she said that got censored

[@mauriceburen8985]

Harsh Raj Always free I laughed so hard at that. Playing with expectations

[@m0nkEz]

She ******* it, duh

[@Keanuthelegend]

@@ledomc2007 I'm preeeeeeeety sure that you're in no position to call anyone a "retard" when you cant get the joke that the dude was making...

[@petitio_principii]

@@ledomc2007 who told you?

[@yoshikagekira6166]

I also have the same real life name as you Harshraj.

[@larispostae]

1:30 oh no, this awoke something in me

[@nemorulz6987]

00:32 😂😂😂 what??

[@dud621]

The bleep chicken followed by fuck chicken was absolute genius holy shit

[@tosca9127]

I'm a vegetarian but found this kinda funny... why yes I do love pesto

[@snicker12]

But do you also love Ritalin Pesto?

[@jeanh500]

Nick D as a vegetarian with ADHD absolutely

[@calamaria3161]

Some pesto is made with calf stomach lining. Be careful!

[@poodychulak]

@@calamaria3161 All parmesan uses rennet. Sub or omit as needed

[@danfingleton4075]

Pesto is not vegetarian 🤦‍♂️

[@strawbunnymilk81]

"veggies make me go yumyum" saying that next time someone asks me why I don't eat meat.

[@sadzacsesh3478]

When she chugged the beer in like 10 seconds i died 🤣🤣🤣

[@alpacawithouthat987]

But how do you resist temptation when the meat dragon shows up in your backyard? I’ve been having a lot of trouble with this

[@kirantruter6218]

So first things first, don't immediately give him your copy of The Tuxedo starring Jakie Chan and Jennifer Love Hewitt because then he'll just cry till the whole earth floods. What you want to do is find a random chunk of meat on the ground because then you'll know that it came from the floor and didn't come from an animal, give it to him and tell him this so that he too will become a vegetarian. Hope it works for you!!

[@albarnie1168]

Finally, someone to spread the truth about vegetarianism, I have a friend who is and it's heartbreaking to see them misunderstood.

[@chrispercy4061]

I wish I had a friend. What's it like?

[@unoriginalname6354]

I hope to God the actors in this video are actually vegetarians in real life. That would just make this the most perfect video ever.

[@rmnimbus1]

1:50 jesus fucking christ, im going to die here

[@alexbrown7015]

I too [REDACTED] my chicken.

[@user-rp7wh2qo6o]

Alex Brown you mean [DATA EXPUNGED]

[@hibiscusbuds6414]

@@user-rp7wh2qo6o no im pretty sure ████████ ████

[@organisationoffreenations130]

My mum just made me watch this video and didn’t realise this was a satire lmfao

[@m.f8655]

We're vegans and we eat meat We exist

[@bud389]

WAIT...If I don't eat vegetables, I'll become a witch?! This changes...everything.

[@purppldead9347]

I [ beep ] chicken and I Fuck chicken, that part got me laughing for 20 minutes straight 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ghidfg]

these vids are so good

[@arianafrost9171]

This brought tears to my eyes

[@user-zy6uo8it2f]

now I remember why I stopped eating meat! thank you for this inspiring video

[@jellocinnaminon9484]

there should be a clickhole video on "Vegetarians are forced to eat meat for the first time"

[@blandinus_8683]

Heartbreaking: Vegetarians forced to eat meat for the first time.

[@JamesSmith-np1hs]

Vegetarians eat meateaters for the first time.

[@Aaron-vn3ej]

I am so genuinely confused by this channel and yet I can’t stop watching 😆

[@zohaibkhan-nf1ok]

This channel is gold

[@smurfyday]

Man, these vegetarians are definitely way tougher than me.

[@overtheedge974]

The bleep chicken part absolutely killed me 😂

[@laurenh1054]

"I **** chicken, i fuck chicken" the fact that the word they bleeped out wasn't fuck makes me so terrified about what this woman does to chicken that they had to censor, but fuck was fine

[@_Pike]

Yes, that’s the joke...

[@laurenh1054]

@@_Pike i'm APPRECIATING the joke, fucknut

[@harrythesailor3622]

my new favorite channel

[@TheLibran1]

I love eating fresh broccoli dipped in hummus so that last part got me good.

[@billyloomisotherdaughter]

The guy with witch is funny af

[@Knacknuss2000]

thanks a lot, i love this video

[@leightonpetty4817]

So for those wondering what she means by “Dorian Gray”-it’s this book where a dude makes a really cool painting before becoming super depressed and scared of dying, so he basically has the devil put his soul into the painting so that he will live forever and his sins and age will instead be inflicted on the painting. So that diseased piece of corn stores her soul and gives her immortality.

[@gordn_ramsi]

Imagine if those sins manifested themselves in the corn by having it grow in size. Then, if she were to sin by pleasuring herself with it, it would start growing, causing further pleasure and further growth; a self-sustaining process.

[@creationisntgood942]

@@gordn_ramsi LMAOO

[@brian8653]

1:36 the *best* way to eat vegetables

[@cherryy.redd8]

I gasped when she poured milk on the broccoli

[@Tinygcrat]

I'm vegan:) and i love it!

[@niccocraft5nb]

omg! no one cares :)

[@nomadben]

I find the intensity of the pink scarf girl strangely very attractive...

[@Toukkisman]

0:38 when i was a 18 i hitted a wich whit my bike and she died and 1:53 when i was a teenager my mom got killed by a idiot but he got away whit it because he thought it was a wich D:

[@HapEOfficial]

That chicken bit at the beginning cracked me up

[@anfrew2511]

I’m a vegan. Could I perchance dunk my veggies in oat, almond, soy, or hair milk, or is that not allowed?

[@ethannipper8734]

I *bleep* Chicken, I fuck Chicken That caught me off guard

[@jimmyl27]

Mom: *Leaves any booze in the house whatsoever* 14 year old me: 1:18

[@Vanhawes2298]

the milk is the realest part actually

[@anthonybruh1466]

love this

[@mickeymouse12678]

Where can I get me some Ritalin pesto? Asking for a friend.

[@BlackLoops]

Lol they bleeped out nothing but didn't bleep fuck.

[@dagsedurupload]

thanks for explaining. i didnt understand it when i watched it, but now i do. XOXO

[@rayneterrier8464]

As a vegetarian I can confirm these claims

[@terencef97]

Brilliant!!

[@Finkelfunk]

OMG This is like the most hilarious shit ever At first I thought this was some kind of pro-veggie shit commercial, but the thumbs up made me suspicious. And, as a vegetarian, I also like to fuck chicken.

[@Donteatacowman]

ok the "I [CENSORED] meat, and I FUCK meat" is one of the best jokes you guys have done

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

The fake out censoring holy shit

[@ducks7015]

1:49 So this is that one moment from [HORSE]

[@jackmartin156]

1:13 Okay, now I'm listening

[@dantron7073]

Dude this one was funny as fuck. Busted out laughing several times..

[@insertusernamehere6155]

Am vegetarian. Can confirm ALL of this is true

[@sriglin1]

Is that the guy who does one of the voices on Bad Lip Reading???

[@noeyedgirl]

1:49 I wonder what's on his mind

[@PIXELTRONIX]

1:53 the suddenness of the movement

[@residentalien818]

Vegans are weird... Can't you let me dip my broccoli with milk in peace!?

[@bae_onetta]

I thought this was kinda like a good channel but it's great lol.

[@luminol1248]

I'm a vegetarian, and I like the way this makes me feel a bit triggered but amused at the same time.

[@nhimcon6750]

Same

[@theskeletonboi]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that likes the feeling.

[@mattsmith457]

Why on earth would this make you feel triggered

[@xslite300]

@@mattsmith457 because people are snowflakes in 2019 remember

[@hibiscusbuds6414]

i hope youre okay :( ptsd getting triggered is the worst feeling in the world

[@justacup8676]

174 people aren’t down for pestatas jr.

[@twdjt6245]

Gotta love when your dear uncle leaves several years supply of potatoes for you.

[@Pobotrol]

I was going to say that pesto isn't vegetarian, but I'm too weak to comment.

[@waterassasin]

Pobotrol bububut I thought it was. It isn't?

[@charlierw123]

@Maxwell Holmes that's still vegetarian, just not vegan

[@poodychulak]

@Maxwell Holmes Parmesan uses calf rennet, pecorino uses lamb rennet.

[@JamesSmith-np1hs]

Vegetarians worrying about rennet lol

[@nobodynothing2433]

The fucking beer part caught me off guard

[@Nexus42]

Witches man, that's how they get ya.

[@matt4064]

"Frozen pesto, pesto flakes, Ritalin" lol

[@jonathanscherpenbach9913]

But what if my Ritalin comes in gelatine capsules? :(

[@corytheweirdo12]

Who is the first guy

[@steecheeful]

I like this

[@SirCommoner]

THIS IS a MASTERPIECE

[@thomasscott80]

I need that Ritalin pesto recipe.

[@PoemsRunAground]

Anyone have a good Ritalin Pesto recipe?

[@quantum-catperson7458]

Such a rich and diverse culture.

[@Mattybot3000]

So what do you guys eat? Potato chips and Taco Bell bean burritos.

[@heydudeimtrying]

The real question isnt whether or not it is allowed, but whether or not it should be

[@zentoa]

That ending hurt :(