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@TheNickNuttall6 жыл бұрын
“He didn’t look a thing like Donald Duck.” The bitterness in that line just kills me.
@sophia-eh4mu6 жыл бұрын
this whole video is fake lol
@cr046 жыл бұрын
TheNickNuttall "I just hope Donald Duck got out alive"
5 жыл бұрын
@@sophia-eh4mu no shit lol
@iwillbeginagain5 жыл бұрын
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
@pugassassin55914 жыл бұрын
@@sophia-eh4mu They know idiot
@mtcm19996 жыл бұрын
Back in those days you saw a pirate you shot a pirate... I have no regrets
@BeKazzled776 жыл бұрын
This part particularly resonated with me. Have I ever met a pirate in real life? Yes. Did I shoot him on sight? Yes. Did the courts insist he was an actor performing Shakespeare in the park? Absolutely. Do I regret one moment of my 7-year confinement in prison? No way.
@robotorix25996 жыл бұрын
Im a pirate i pirate movies
@criisp62406 жыл бұрын
Maria McD it’s fake
@mystyx95946 жыл бұрын
Be Kazzled Probably the most underrated comment I’ve seen in my life
@spacesponge87325 жыл бұрын
@@ishid_anfarded_king Is your profile picture Locke? If so, I salute you.
@saragoya6 жыл бұрын
"I just wish we'd all survived..."
@Professor_Utonium_6 жыл бұрын
I know what this channel is, but I still had to rewind to make sure I heard that right lol
@JJ-Trick6 жыл бұрын
they really set the stage with that line
@frostreaver16 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize what channel it was at first, that line made me double check
@colemattia64596 жыл бұрын
Jespoh Slinat I DIDN'T REGRET ANY OF IT
@bubbles76085 жыл бұрын
Neat, 666 like
@mangoshake38376 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought this was real for a few seconds. I only started questioning it at the drunk Donald Duck part. I then checked what channel I'm watching this on. I think it's time for me to go to sleep.
@mrhupwop9816 жыл бұрын
Mango-Tango So you realized it was fake almost immediately.
@mangoshake38376 жыл бұрын
Mr Hupwop Yup, pretty much.
@MawoDuffer5 жыл бұрын
I don’t know what you mean? This is the most reliable news source.
@laycebug32605 жыл бұрын
Mawo Duffer Second most, actually. I get most of my news from The Onion and ClickHole.
@battleknight8725 жыл бұрын
I am so tired I thought this was real for most of it until the branding and polio
@CrimeMinister16 жыл бұрын
85% fatality rate dear lord
@CodfishJoe6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Joebro that's pretty good for silica beads ingested by small children
@criisp62406 жыл бұрын
Dumb Turtle it’s fake the video was a joke
@malachi96956 жыл бұрын
Criisp well his name IS dumb turtle LMAO
@moxifica19245 жыл бұрын
April fools? *cries from ptsd* AHHHH
@eceetv42805 жыл бұрын
Ikr it's way too low. :)
@ceruheehoo30686 жыл бұрын
Tbh Disney was better with the dangerous rides. Remember when Space Mountain was just their landfill that they stacked so high that you could jump off the top and leave Earth’s gravitational pull? Good times.
@kumeno65075 жыл бұрын
Joseph Johnson wait what
@howdoyoudo59495 жыл бұрын
@@kumeno6507 Yeah, space mountain was great back then.
@Mega94665 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was the best
@themousketeers47365 жыл бұрын
Remember when haunted mansion was just a bunch of corpses lying in a poorly lit room?
@Mothman-1854 жыл бұрын
The Mousketeers You’re making me miss the good ol’ days.
@TheSuperCommentGuy6 жыл бұрын
The Tomorrowland polio bit is so good
@fiery_warmonger_v24656 жыл бұрын
I never I thought I’d see “tomorrowland”and”polio”in the same sentence
@Hellowhoaryou6 жыл бұрын
Polio kills
@mojavehippie5 жыл бұрын
Oh you think polio is good do you?
@pizzashark70676 жыл бұрын
This is fake. The Donald Duck greeter was in fact a Pole, and most certainly not a Frenchman; and the liquid was petrol, not alcohol. Seeing these sorts of amateur inaccuracies in educational material is absolutely disgusting. Some people will believe this, you know.
@francoviollaz55866 жыл бұрын
Pizza Shark r/Whoosh You simply don not believe something from clickhole
@oilspillsignlanguageandsqu79906 жыл бұрын
Not Evan r/woosh same thing with the last one.
@BeKazzled776 жыл бұрын
Most people don't even realize that the Polish Duck would use the petrol for fire-breathing. I show people the welts on my arm and I say, "Look, this is where Polish Duck burned me." They think by "burned" I mean "made fun of", and I get emailed a link to the local burn units. It's not funny.
@blungle6 жыл бұрын
Franco Viollaz when you try to use r/Whoosh but you end up getting r/Whoosh 'ed
@afoolishmortal49126 жыл бұрын
Knowledge at it's finest.
@wormiirow6 жыл бұрын
“A bunch of us contracted polio in Tomorrow Land” I C A N T
@mojavehippie5 жыл бұрын
SpikyDog369 You can’t contract polio? Well vaccines are one heck of a thing aren’t they?
@user-tn1wo4md4n5 жыл бұрын
@@mojavehippie >polio vaccines >1948 Rethink what you just said
@HunterDominic5 жыл бұрын
Mojavehippie /r/whoooosh
@elbretto60625 жыл бұрын
@@HunterDominic How is that a whoosh
@IzzyRJQ4 жыл бұрын
@@elbretto6062 I don't think these good people know how to take a joke
@IndianaJoneFan246 жыл бұрын
I hear they still occasionally bring out a drunk Frenchman to be Donald Duck for the day. Sadly, the last time I went the Frenchman was on medical leave, so Donald was played by a Russian man who I later learned was the park's Rasputin impersonator.
@slightlyistorical17765 жыл бұрын
Blake Belladonna lucky
@lzrshark6175 жыл бұрын
Must.... resist..... RA RA RASPUTIN! LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN!
@kademcarthur53624 жыл бұрын
He didn’t die, he just moved back to France, now he works at Eurodisney
@pleasegivemelikes74106 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this video not knowing it was a click hole video
@broderickfamily19243 жыл бұрын
Please give me Likes same and I thought the branding Mickey head was so real
@moralitiesaspook1686 жыл бұрын
I remember my first branding at Disney god that was such a good experience
@ville77626 жыл бұрын
Todd Howard i just bought skyrim on every possible platform.
@Retro36 жыл бұрын
vilho games I love how your comment has nothing to do with anything 😂😂
@ville77626 жыл бұрын
HighWayStudios fucking todd changed his name
@adventurestar20142 жыл бұрын
Are you a masochist?
@CrazyRiverOtter5 жыл бұрын
"Disney thought the future was full of Polio." I mean, he wasn't wrong.
@frankenspine985 жыл бұрын
My grandma was a survivor. She was one of the few people to ride Howard’s Hot Car and live
@richardcletus60266 жыл бұрын
Jesus that man sounded salty about that drunk frenchman
@swagshoes68336 жыл бұрын
I didn’t realize this was clickhole at first and I was so confused.
@Chongolart5 жыл бұрын
Same
@demi59616 жыл бұрын
Can you do a video on how Tony Hawk is Stephen Hawking’s son
@hullstar2426 жыл бұрын
Demiurgic, dont be ridiculous. This is no time for jokes.
@kryspy51605 жыл бұрын
@@hullstar242The video is a joke
@threesixtydegreeorbits20475 жыл бұрын
@@ahahm3look! Spy Blyat got r/wooshed!
@Amy-qv3oq3 жыл бұрын
Vice versa would be ok too.
@canceroushit59335 жыл бұрын
I actually believed this for a second and then “those who survived” I started losing my shit.
@adistantwail84196 жыл бұрын
While it's true Disney's first attempt at bringing his mascots to life was unsuccessful, it certainly wasn't his last. While some praised Donald's gritty realism and uncanny beak, others weren't so convinced. Shortly after the mixed reception to Donald and other French drunkards, Walt decided to realize his mascots to their full potential. He put his Frenchman down and then proceeded to employ real animals as his mascots. Walt's new vision began with the unveiling of Mickey- a mouse with black cardboard circles superglued to its ears, Donald- a duck with an eyepatch, and Goofy-a stray dog with rabies (the foam at his mouth made him look goofy, hence his name.) After unleashing the vermin loose into the park, complications arose. Mickey kept dying from being trampled on by guests' feet, in addition to the mousetraps the janitorial staff kept setting around the park. Mickey's replacements grew costly and were soon replaced with rats to save money, however, the rats multiplied quickly and conquered the park, leading to a three-day standoff with authorities until their eradication the fourth day. Control over Disneyland was taken back by Walt soon after that. As for Donald and Goofy, guests kept mistaking them for free meals, and the two were constantly taken home for slaughter. Walt would go on to have many more unsuccessful attempts at bringing his creations to life, including the use of black magic and homeless men. Eventually, mascot costumes came to fruition and became a huge hit, such a huge hit in fact that Walt gave strict instructions to be buried in a Mickey Mouse costume upon his death. However, this taboo decision cursed the land of future generations. In consequence, furries were born.
@oilspillsignlanguageandsqu79906 жыл бұрын
A Distant Wail You see the curse was a time ripple that effected history all togheter but 40% of all humans around him mutated into anthropomorphic animals. The government almost killed them off but went on to live underground. Some trade deals were done with the countries but after the 80's they seal themselves off in a rocket to the moon. That's why we can't go their no more.
@afoolishmortal49126 жыл бұрын
I knew Walt Disney was evil.
@losthersheep7286 жыл бұрын
I read something about this, Walt creating chimera out of animals and people in an attempt to have his mascots as realistic as possible. The sucsessful ones didnt live very long and died horrible painful deaths... I don't even want to imagine what happened to the unsuccessful ones...
@reptilienkonig65515 жыл бұрын
Oilspill's correct; in fact, those mutated anthropomorphic animals gave off so many pheromones that kids had no choice but to try and reproduce with them, thus spawning a generation of Furries
@lzrshark6175 жыл бұрын
*Bendy and the Ink Machine intensifies*
@ColCobra Жыл бұрын
If I've said it once I've said it 1,000 times, this channel was so brilliantly ahead of it's time
@micromints17355 жыл бұрын
I love how ClickHole loves to just occasionally nearly abandon comedy altogether and just become severely fucked up.
@aaronmontgomery69772 жыл бұрын
This is comedy lol
@svrvphimprod7 ай бұрын
it's a fucked up sort of comedy
@hobgoblin80386 жыл бұрын
At least the pirates were actors.
@DrunkenUFOPilot3 ай бұрын
Actors are cheap, a dime a dozen, so the guns are not really a problem. And it's good for young children to learn new skills!
@Pyco_3 жыл бұрын
“That French Duckman made sure we were drunk.” Never expected to hear that in my life.
@tanaka14772 жыл бұрын
remember that sorting the comments by "new" is always the best for these videos
@idax1116 жыл бұрын
It took me WAY too long to realise it was satire lol
@Lucky-ei6yh3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@achannel51865 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah remember when you went on the Alice in wonderland ride you actually fell down a 6 ft hole good times
@zdproductions39034 жыл бұрын
Didn't open with the park
@loginyes37452 жыл бұрын
@@zdproductions3903 did pirates of the Caribbean
@zdproductions39032 жыл бұрын
@@loginyes3745 no, not until after Walt Disney's death, but he has almost everything to do with it
@wishiwasabear6 жыл бұрын
Today disney only does freeze branding since it is less painful
@ShenDoodles6 жыл бұрын
It's less painful *at first.* Then the ants wake up.
@rootbeer_6662 жыл бұрын
There was a time in the late ‘60s when they’d carve The Mouse into your arm with a heated butter knife. I think they got the idea from that singer Charlie Manson, but they thought that the forehead was too hard to put the brand so they stuck with the arm. My uncle disagrees and regrets not getting that sweet forehead mouse. He nonetheless cherishes what he has.
@milkmonstrosity Жыл бұрын
I swear if you released this in 2005 people would've thought it was real
@TheCoyoteHill5 жыл бұрын
Bro lmao. That polio joke was top tier
@PKIVV6 жыл бұрын
Smh, Disney Land didn't happen. It's all a front put up by the government that would allow them to pass more safety laws. Unlike the olden days, thill rides are hardly thrilling without the chance of death on any one of them.
@coalkingryan8815 жыл бұрын
Proof that the world has gone soft. We need more amusements parks willing to go against modern ideals
@jinglejanglers76566 жыл бұрын
I assume Howard's Hot Car! was operational at this time.
@lzrshark6175 жыл бұрын
Yep; it was located next to the Lead Paint Cafe and the Rusty Nails Ball Pit
@NextToToddliness6 жыл бұрын
"Back in those days; you saw a pirate, you shot a pirate." - 😂
@redyellowpink015 жыл бұрын
Someone make the survival horror game of this
@andrewhenderson19625 жыл бұрын
I don't remember this SCP entry.
@snubnosedmonke5 жыл бұрын
watching this on April Fools Day. wow i got clowned so hard
@ws56065 жыл бұрын
Props to the 75 Australians who liked the video
@hydroflow21444 жыл бұрын
spell it upside down so the australians can read it lol
@cowboybarbaryn13025 жыл бұрын
Nothing is sacred to Clickhole, I fucking love it.
@ashtonhatter51793 жыл бұрын
“I mean they weren’t real pirates, they were actors, but we didn’t realize that as kids!”
@poopa_stinka2 жыл бұрын
“I have no regrets”
@plasticshorts69725 жыл бұрын
The "inside out" ride gets a whole new meaning.
@trustworthy_hypocrite18386 жыл бұрын
"A bunch of us contracted polio in Tomorrow Land." *I choked on my saliva at this*
@clydedisney65694 жыл бұрын
I lost my father in the 50s. Uncle Walt was a bit strapped in the early days so he leaned on the family. So many of us were asked to work for free in that park. My father was shot playing one of the 'Pirates' he was in a coma for three months before he finally passed. Walt thought it was somehow 'touching' to have one of the actors speak at his funeral in the Goofy costume. The actor was my uncle Herb. Walt thought it was 'insensitive' when he asked to be paid.. My mother went to her grave cursing Uncle Walt's name. Even us children were expected to pitch in for the success of the Park. Over half of the Mousecateers were Disney cousins working under stage names. I was Moochy. I was mollested by the Fat Guy when I was 9 years old. We all thought we were getting Stock in Buena Vista for our contribution to the Park's success. What we finally got was lifetime passes to the Park. When Uncle Walt died.. the Company would no longer honor them. M i c.. see ya real soon.. k e y...why? Because we like you! I am still undergoing Therapy.
@jellysquid80776 жыл бұрын
My grandma was a part of this group. She said the worst attraction was "Great Moments with Mr. Vlad."
@criisp62406 жыл бұрын
Mr. Jellysquid this was never real you’re grandma was a liar
@jellysquid80776 жыл бұрын
Criisp I know. My joke went right over your head.
@criisp62406 жыл бұрын
Mr. Jellysquid nice “joke” lmao my b
@GreaterGrievobeast555 жыл бұрын
Honestly despite all the first parks faults the AI for those animatronic children in the its a small world ride was incredible. The Australian kid being able to replicate an entirely new song at a moments notice after its instrument was taken was just one of their many contributions to Disney as a whole. Of course their interferences in the rapid expansion and infection of the other machines of the parks would have very well doomed the entire coast of the US. They had to be banished through a ritual in the beastly kingdom that resulted in the destruction of the entire area, not just from the site but existence. Though I still hear rumors of the old designs lurching about in the corners of the place if your lucky enough to spot it.
@jazr42245 жыл бұрын
My great grandmother experienced this it was horrific from what she told me
@ShenDoodles6 жыл бұрын
Back then, Toontown was just a tavern full of drunks with face paint. They forced you to join them in sing song, and if you messed up they killed you, took you apart, and turned you into an animatronic.
@ShenDoodles6 жыл бұрын
I'm serious as lynks disease. They would paint the walls with biohazard symbols and scream at you if you called them crazy.
@KasioGames5 жыл бұрын
And then you’d have to play a trombone
@mojavehippie5 жыл бұрын
I hear some of the animatronics they made are still in use in different parts of the park.
@musik3505 жыл бұрын
yep, and lynks disease spread there too, since they weren't dealing with clay
@jellyjub16905 жыл бұрын
"Interview with the survivors of Disney land"
@mizstories96464 жыл бұрын
The menacing Mickey shadow in the background is the cherry on top of this awesomeness lol
@sightseeing79935 жыл бұрын
"Trying to invent Dip n' Dots."
@zade85866 жыл бұрын
My favorite channel.
@nicholasr796 жыл бұрын
"Disney thought the future was full of polio." 😃
@randomwowjunkie5 жыл бұрын
And he was right! At least when it came to us...
@eewilson98355 ай бұрын
I must add, the swing ride, and all the other rides, did not used to have ropes or fencing around them. Dumb or distracted, kids were always getting clocked in the head, and knocked down while every one laughed and said are you OK? while smiling. The State Fair is very dangerous in the 1980s.
@cassie17903 жыл бұрын
I kept it together until the Polio bit. I can't stop laughing
@rootbeer_6662 жыл бұрын
The least Walt could have done was warn everyone before he burned it all down. But he didn’t know that not everyone was sick. He didn’t know.
@owentev33486 жыл бұрын
Why is this channel so fucking hilarious, whoever the hell has the funds to make fun of the buzzfeed-like channels like this deserves the nobel peace prize
@itsbrewsky55194 жыл бұрын
"Back in those days you saw a pirate, you shot a pirate." Wish we could still say the same...
@BobRossCat3 жыл бұрын
"I just wish we'd all survived..." ruh roh
@the8box3 жыл бұрын
Do you think this video is a joke? Do you seriously think that REAL PEOPLE didn't die? This generation is just shameful.. 😞
@michaelgodfrey2dable6 жыл бұрын
Pirates of Caribbean?😂😂
@joelhellsten69444 жыл бұрын
”That french duckman made sure we were drunk before we even went on a simgle ride”
@Sachicodao Жыл бұрын
The final shot is perfect. "I just hope Donad Duck got out alive." Spoiler alert: he didn't.
@ungrave52313 жыл бұрын
Every once in awhile a clickhole video pops up in my recs after I watch some history videos, and I don't realize who posted the video. Took me a bit to recognize the format at 2x speed.
@ummthatminecraftguy6 жыл бұрын
I love your channel so damn much
@robertsides36265 жыл бұрын
Damn it! I clicked without reading the channel's name. The way it got so dark so suddenly had me for just a second.
@eceetv42805 жыл бұрын
I truly was born in the wrong generation for heaven's sake! Why can't we all just return to time when things were simpler? 😢😢😢
@adventurestar20142 жыл бұрын
No way, I am NOT going back to a time when all of THIS could've happened to me if I went to a single Disney park!
@Julie-qb9if6 жыл бұрын
"I have no regrets"😂😂 i cant
@youblinked80195 жыл бұрын
Lol I got a six flags ad at the end XD
@lunedogg4 жыл бұрын
wow I am so glad things have changed! I would not have wanted to go to Disneyland back then :(
@elijahakimenko5676 жыл бұрын
Love this channel such good comedy
@thatoneguywiththeextremely81823 жыл бұрын
85% mortality rate means 20 people tried it, and 17 of them didn’t survive
@randyl90716 жыл бұрын
Good humor. Well done!
@chimerathekid66305 жыл бұрын
I was so confused until I realized it was clickhole 1/4 into it.
@turtellok4964 Жыл бұрын
"If there was any splash at all, it was certainly coming from your own blood"
@youknoweverything76432 жыл бұрын
I love this channel so freaking funny and funny ppl think the videos are real haha
@abrahamvanhelsing67236 жыл бұрын
This is the best dark humour channel
@1omo133 жыл бұрын
I got a Disneyland ad before this vid
@dragonridley Жыл бұрын
Ian Malcolm was wrong. When Pirates of the Caribbean broke down, the pirates did in fact eat the tourists.
@dedfiesh59215 жыл бұрын
I'm crying *This is the best*
@apho-sappho9 ай бұрын
My great great uncle was one of the first kids to die in the first disneyland 🥳So proud of my family heritage!
@GamingPenis4 жыл бұрын
known this channel for years, yet got fooled by this in the first minute
@sawyerswitzer3 жыл бұрын
i forgot this was clickhole for a minute and was so confused
@mariano13353 жыл бұрын
Ima show this video to my future kids so I can save some money
@stevermacsoucher16255 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud at the I was enamored by Donald duck part
@midnightcanyon2316 күн бұрын
I thought this was all legit for a hot minutes and then I realized it’s just Clickhole
@TheEarphoneguy6 жыл бұрын
oh my god i'm so stupid i actually believed this shit. started doubting at the sticks inside snowballs bit and finally realized what this was at the "disney thought the future was full of polio bit" XD
@samfisher9413 Жыл бұрын
This is beautiful. Love it. Haha.
@sonicinajarvauntedspeciali72453 ай бұрын
Real talk though If Pirates Of The Carribean was actually made in the 60s, Jack Sparrow would probably be played by Clint Eastwood
@AwesomeTingle5 жыл бұрын
clickhole is the peak of internet satire
@KC-bg1th6 жыл бұрын
"I remember being excited for Pirates of the Carribean". I fucking love Clickhole.
@a_literal_brick5 жыл бұрын
That older park sounds way more exciting than the new one
@AllegoricSiren5 жыл бұрын
Honestly thought this was real until a little bit after the part where they talked about splash mountain omg lol
@ghaziearsha5 жыл бұрын
why did I only found out this channel now
@LisaLeeLeeBlue2 жыл бұрын
This had me for a minute…. Lollll
@brigham98123 жыл бұрын
The Donald Duck in a ww2 fighter pilot outfit drinking out of a flask was it for me😭💀
@tomhardy73596 жыл бұрын
good golly god damn, subsribed
@edjamaz46368 ай бұрын
"I remember being excited for pirates of the caribbean" LMAO
@aarond37534 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, Walt Disney predicted Pirates of the Caribbean 55 years before it was first made?
@charbomber1103 жыл бұрын
Yeah man, crazy shit ik
@CrudeConduct6665 жыл бұрын
He spent most of his time trying to invent dippin dots XD
@RygorMortis3 жыл бұрын
Us kids were safe, but the pirates were goners.
@Nathan158373 жыл бұрын
When you enter the park: New objective: Survive
@Batmansmokesdope6 жыл бұрын
Back in those days you saw a pirate you shot a pirate