Two Years Ago, This Man Was 500 Pounds. Now He Is Two Men Who Weigh 250 Pounds.

[@Knookah]

2 years ago, these 2 men who were both 250 pounds. Now they are 4 men who are all 125 pounds.

[@xplodingklingon]

Chanakzzz *_128 men who weigh 3.9062 pounds each_*

[@pastasauce5101]

@@xplodingklingon Jesus Christ is here ladies and gentlemen

[@lutherblaise1641]

50 men who weigh 10 pounds

[@denzelmassaley6163]

20 men who weigh 5 lbs 25 men whom weigh 4 lbs

[@azealiabanksstan4eva234]

That sounds like fun ;)

[@Trashley652]

Detroit: Become two men

[@spacemi1k812]

Im gone 😂

[@kevinvu5432]

Beyond: Two men

[@ertizakazi5287]

YES

[@darkjanggo]

is that pesterchum

[@froge168]

Patrick Demko This is the best pun I’ve ever seen in my life

[@figgorine]

I weighed 380 lbs. a year ago, and today I'm so proud to say I am now 380 men who all weigh 1 lb. each

[@spacex6997]

Thanks to me, you now have 100 likes.

[@neodintchly]

The Minish

[@ammagon4519]

One man army

[@peggyschuyler4741]

how tall are you guys?

[@tubwaiyan6776]

@@peggyschuyler4741 holy shit.I never gave a thought about it.

[@swaaws]

I used to weigh 430 pounds. I tried the same thing, but went to far. Now I’m two men who weigh 100 pounds, a man who weighs 50 pounds, six men who weigh 25 pounds and a 30 pound chicken. If you are going to attempt the same weight loss plan, please be careful

[@fakkuyu641]

Thanks man, I was wondering if there were any complications, I guess I'll stick to the tried and true hack-n-slice diet

[@maaarkislazy]

i did the method with the chicken and it works fine

[@K9Thunder619]

Did you eat the chicken ??

[@perunasinko3341]

Wait..... That illegal now you have chicken!

[@citizeninsane8518]

Thanks for warning me

[@stewardappiagyei6982]

This isnt even his final form. Wait until he's four men weighing 125 pounds 💪🏾

[@AdrianVanOyan]

That’s impossible

[@RealBillyFanword]

@@AdrianVanOyan How so?

[@AdrianVanOyan]

Trent Brown 125 pounds isn’t a real man by my standards at least

[@niamh111]

IdeaBox it's still very possible

[@savanna5708]

I wonder what his wife would say

[@mysticmarshmallow7581]

Breaking News: *Man gives birth to himself*

[@thegirlwithnosinceofhumor8581]

This isn't real tho

[@345wer]

U talkin 'bout Jesus?

[@moonstandardtime]

Isnt that just normal birth tho

[@marley1854]

florida man type beat

[@tom_something]

The IRS Hates Him...

[@komurohokyoji9169]

Y'all ever just undergo mitosis.

[@vi4269]

Man it happens...

[@sparsehumor7521]

All the time, like literally it's going on thousands of times right this moment.

[@numbandnotvibingrn6641]

Most times I eat the other one.

[@vi4269]

@@numbandnotvibingrn6641 another level of canablism... great

[@nategr8rider]

cytokinesis type beat

[@ThatIckyGuy]

I messed up somewhere. I went from being a 400 pound man to a 100 pound man and a 300 pound man. Our lives are a living hell!

[@JackPorter]

Your woman is going to leave you for your better half...

[@ruinedrx8]

You have to repeat the process a few times, become four 100 pound men

[@cephalacog]

100? That doesn't sound too healthy...neither does 300...you messed up.

[@connordixon4893]

Paul be like o 0 8 oo

[@benswailes8505]

Connor Dixon mitosis nigga

[@togglebott7748]

o 0 8 o o

[@mansfaye1084]

Oooh look at that cleavage furrow

[@rsaalfiroz]

When your sister steps on your toe: My toe, sis!

[@-Faris-]

Now we gotta wait for Interphase until Paul can become 4 men

[@goksir5845]

But he said he weighed 506 pounds. Where is the 6 pound tiny man?

[@milk1472]

Diet and exercise

[@brokenwave6125]

He took a 6 pound shit before he split

[@CYB3RC0RP]

He died. He really wasn't much of a man, more like a wheezing mound of flesh with teeth and hair. They left that out because that "dark side" of self improvement is kinda hard to talk about.

[@lukeothedukeo]

That kid running around

[@nickcarstensen1909]

@@CYB3RC0RP juju

[@yasinomidi7525]

I wish one day i could be half the man that he is

[@Bckgroundguy101]

I wish i could just be one of them

[@mark-jf5ik]

Mild Intensity - His already taken 😭

[@TOAOM123]

Underrated comment

[@terrymeister]

get it because hes two men

[@acetum_]

I’m half the man I used to be

[@silverbeach1557]

Knew a guy in college who was 104 2-pound men. One winter got a really bad flu and lost nearly 20 of himself in a month. The police found his bodies in a coyote den outside of town a year later. So if you want to try becoming many equally weighted men too, always be careful to keep track of yourself so you don't stray from the pack and get eaten by coyotes or picked up by birds of prey.

[@NewbyTon]

Warning! Don't divide yourself more than 17 times Now I'm too light too short for people to see and I can't reach for anything anymore unless it's on the floor

[@anothermediocreuser6422]

#he

[@harryhazza2665]

im sorry that had to happen to you but btw dividing into eight is probably the best

[@RobertNeDlro]

@@harryhazza2665 I divided until 7. Defo gonna try that💞

[@athousandfeethigh]

It's so important to divide vertically, not horizontally

[@PinkieRockStar878]

I remember suffering from anorexia, and I weighed 60 pounds at my lowest. I fused with my other half, who weighed 69 pounds, and now I'm proud to be a fusion of two women who weigh around 129 pounds combined.

[@ItRudeToStare]

Truly inspirational.

[@NightMiner24]

@@ItRudeToStare indeed

[@leightonpetty4817]

"I'm so proud of the men he's become."

[@Qwerka]

Bright pun, mate! 😂

[@Nepenthesis]

This is fucking top quality content clickhole good job omg

[@maxjacobs6188]

Геннадий Бесфамильный 1.3k likes and no comments seems legit

[@matthewhankins7706]

there is no click bait.. Click bait is when he says something in the title of his video but then his video is something different his title and video both match

[@blungle]

Matthew Hankins what?

[@YaAllahswt]

Can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or your glasses aren’t working

[@rollanromeo7585]

Paul: _I'm 500 pounds and I want to turn my life around._ **Phil Swift has joined the chat** *_"i SaWeD tHiS pErSoN iN hAlF!"_*

[@cmister2503]

NoW THatS ALoT oF DaMAGe

[@thegirlwithnosinceofhumor8581]

Did that really happen?

[@cmister2503]

@@thegirlwithnosinceofhumor8581 when you know its a joke but you still want to r/woooosh

[@hatefulgaming1800]

Rey Rumano Yeah So?

[@rollanromeo7585]

@@hatefulgaming1800 I was just retelling the great story of our generation's hero. I feel honored to speak with you, Sir Swift. Keep up the good work. Tell Jontron I said Hi.

[@CoffeeSnep]

If someone ever calls you fat just let em know you're in interphase.

[@michaelburnor7162]

I remember the first time I became four people and that changed my life forever.

[@harryhazza2665]

you havent lived until you become eight people

[@NewbyTon]

You may not like it but this is what peak division looks like

[@anothermediocreuser6422]

#he

[@khorps4756]

#willnotdivideus

[@mrjoe332]

That's actually too wholesome for a parody. I can't stop smiling

[@Carl_McMelvin]

BUZZWORD ALERT! MASSIVE CRINGE.

[@crunch1757]

My dad split into a million sponge dinosaurs. It saved his life

[@ethanwhitmore1081]

I know this is satire. But it's still heart warming.

[@chocolateextravaganza1907]

You just have to believe in yourself

[@felixgutierrez993]

One dude became two guys that weigh 250 pounds... SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!!!

[@cryllix6497]

Wait........NARUTO IS BLACK!!!!!!!!

[@Joe-qm9cp]

Imagine merging like in agario at a random time and accidentally swallowing someone 😬

[@MrLuffyoo]

😂😂😂

[@Joe-qm9cp]

Wow this is the most likes I have ever gotten

[@jauxro]

I do not want to imagine that

[@Vysair]

im dead

[@Joe-qm9cp]

@@Vysair now you won't have to witness the terrible fate of the victims in the sequel

[@nofatchxplzthx]

if you ever feel dumb, just remember there are people who actually thought this was real when they clicked it

[@neo-filthyfrank1347]

The fact that stupider people exist doesn't make you not dumb though

[@Msosbog]

@@neo-filthyfrank1347 ...well said.

[@jeremy1392]

"But as we continued exercise, we eventually became four 125 lb men."

[@willd1655]

Lmao I was trying to figure out what was going on until I saw Clickhole.

[@billabong3107]

Will D what do you mean

[@dexmcmullen2795]

Theory: 2 guys actually killed the original guy, then took his place, quite a common occurrence actually

[@raulalbanil1984]

Common in USA lmao, not in any first world country

[@raulalbanil1984]

Bro it was a joke, it wouldnt make sense NOT to be a joke in that context

[@Romanticoutlaw]

someday I dream of being two 135 lbs women. This video was truly inspiring.

[@elijahbuscho7715]

I'm currently two 125 pound men. This video inspired me to start my journey of becoming one 250 pound man

[@076657]

I don’t see the other comment. You’re lying.

[@vm9522]

I think it would have been more inspiring if it was a 500 pound white man who split into two 250 pounds black men.

[@ratteeth7306]

lygophile wow

[@drewgibson4385]

G Carsk no tha fuck we not

[@kalpic11]

Racist jokes are still racist.

[@MunkeyyCANA]

WageSlave no, shes right.

[@transchrono4190]

And if he were transchrono

[@jumpywizard4]

At 1:58 she said that “at the end of the day she still has two sweet men to fall asleep next to.” STILL 😂

[@syafiqjabar]

Now this is a superior direction The Nutty Professor should have gone in.

[@FelipeVentura]

1:50 "I loved him when he weighed 500 lb, and I love him now that he weighs 500 lb divided across two bodies" that was TOO MUCH for me

[@alanwinters7767]

Next year: Two men become four 125 pound men

[@user-rc7oz6th2f]

that should be 75 each not 125

[@lagrangepoint9386]

@@user-rc7oz6th2f 250/2 = 125

[@user-rc7oz6th2f]

@@lagrangepoint9386 oh i read it as 150, nvm it was 5am when i saw it

[@tobeynegsyourfavoriteverse]

3030 100 men who are 5 pound

[@funnyBananagamer87]

5 am????​😱

[@maxjacobs6188]

The amount of bigots in this comment section mocking and questioning this man's hard work and dedication is abhorrent. I cannot believe people are so ignorant. I am thoroughly disgusted.

[@MrPatrickbuit]

"fake," "satire" make up a large chunk of the comments and it absolutely disgusts me.

[@briancondon7767]

Those are my dad! I'm so proud of him!

[@DragonSpinner61]

Hard to think this was already 3 years ago. It's amazing to see these four men, all 125 pounds exactly. Love really can do incredible things, guys.

[@jojojorisjhjosef]

This is like the quantum paradox, you'll never see the particle split, you'll only know it did at one point in time.

[@reay7224]

4 years ago, Paul was 2 men weighing 250 pounds each. now, with lots of hard work and dedication, they are 8 men weighing 62.5 pounds each. truly inspirational

[@lilphoenix6341]

Haters will say it's fake

[@theredlion8581]

HOW THE FUCK CAN HE CONTROL TWO FREAKING MEN

[@syafiqjabar]

Using science, obviously.

[@benulrand9137]

good health

[@unoriginal6958]

Red Lion exercise.

[@raydarable]

Motobolo.

[@eddiepretzel1501]

I really want him to become an army of 500 one pound men who are all an inch tall

[@ConcreteRiver]

Paul, that’s an incredible story! I was a lean and trim 150lb man. Now I am a 400lb squirrel. You are an inspiration, dear friend

[@TheMailcow]

I love this channel.

[@mrbond8811]

I remember when my older brother split up into 12 smaller older brothets who now weigh 100 pounds each thank you for this cultivating experience

[@gaminggarchomp3752]

mr bond so your brother was 1200 pounds? That is so inspirational

[@sandymcclyde710]

This title has me- I don't even know.

[@dgchvz]

I can't wait for the update when he turns into four 125 pound men.

[@masterwizard8090]

I was 300 pounds, I just wanted to become 200 pounds. *Now I'm 20 men 15 pound each*

[@joffles6516]

Instructions unclear, I am now a 499 lb man and a 1 lb man

[@milanschouten6533]

I’m so proud of the men he’s become. I died

[@sinheyele]

Better yet he should become 4 extremely lean 125 pound men

[@basedokadaizo]

this inspired me to become two 140lb men, but my doctor said that made us kinda underweight for our mutual height and very underweight for our combined height. we're still going through surgery after surgery to rejoin parts of us, but then one of us got a chesty cough and the surgeries had to be halted. it's been a year. he still has that cough.

[@bonkers2394]

I was so confused at the title it took me too long to realise this was clickhole

[@Cpt.Sailor]

this was my first clickhole video and i actually fell for it and was genuinely wondering if this was a real thing that could happen to people

[@the_internet2]

I have a shockingly awful account of this similar workout plan. You see, I used Paul's workout plan, but backwards. I started off as three 100 pound men, but am now one 300 pound man. I have all of their combined memories. I have all of their combined minds. We are one.

[@livwolf4957]

dude i was wayyyyyyyy too high for this i thought this was some real shit omg i’m crying right now

[@noobnoobyify]

Ok, I'm completely lost. I'm looking over the comments and I'm even seeing possibilities to turn into 500 or 4 men, and no woman. Why can't he instead turn into into a 1304.81 men at 500/1304.81 lB? All of these comments require an integer value to divide. Please respond because I'm lost. I want to be irrational.

[@michalhoransky1214]

You wanna be irrational? HE SHALL BE PI MEN WEIGHTING 500/PI LB!!

[@maxjacobs6188]

What if I want to be imaginary? Ever think of that? No you only think about yourself. I want to be √-1 men

[@Zmunk19]

one of us

[@NagonOnrey]

My life has seriously gone downhill. I used to be 1 man who weighed 165 pounds, but now I'm a 300 and -135 pound man!

[@07tiffany78]

5 yrs later the two men are now 500 men who weigh 1pounds

[@vanessahernandez764]

he has the power of dividing all his internal organs, cells, muscles, eyes, and nerves into 2 people. HE HAS THE ABILITY OF MITOSIS!

[@Dude-vq3oe]

And in another 2 years, he will become 4 men who weigh 125 pounds.

[@ja_underscore_]

if you ask why didnt their height split too? its because of 2e=2m2c^2

[@kingpotato7183]

TheLilNiceKid It only works on his weight, for his height to get divided too he needs to exercise in another dimension

[@DragoonBoom]

My other half is still missing. I miss him every day.

[@longshark6653]

Liek eef u crai evrytaim

[@heathc148]

@@longshark6653 Sorry i dont speak German. What does this say in English? Lol

[@AHHHHHHHHHHHHl]

He's speaking Dutch and what he said means "liquid cream repels egg." It's good advice, Craig. I've been tormented by a gang of eggs a lot this month, but now that I keep a carton of liquid cream with me, I'm safe.

[@delrasshial7200]

@@AHHHHHHHHHHHHl reddit?

[@NightMiner24]

@@AHHHHHHHHHHHHl LOL

[@BunnLilah]

The text coming up with the same name written twice is what killed me lol

[@johnyan3782]

All the haters out there just haven't got the will power to do what this man has done.

[@relm.5934]

The title alone inspired me to build me a new me. Now I am trying to earn the half of my 500 pounds. My family doesn't support me on this but this is MY decision and MY life. I'd be getting someone in the end. Someone who would understand me for me. The only thing I fear is if this new me discovers that it is not the real me and that it is only a copy of me, a clone that will never be me and might replace me one day when it finally gains consciousness that is like ours. Much like what happened to the previous me. But I lived this far. I know how to let the new me not intimidate me, I would know how to control it. It will never be like what happened before. That old me was no more. That old me is gone. I am free now. But I need somebody to act as me from time to time so I can have the time to enjoy and be myself. MY own time of ME time. The me that is the real me and not the me who is just me when I need to be that me in front of everybody. The new me will be good and the new me will never know. Thank you for reading guys. I'm super excited, albeit, anxious. But here's to the new me: May that person be the same as the original!

[@matthewlebo1841]

I’m so proud of the men he became.

[@Samuel_Freakin_Adams]

The craziest part of the video is that the 500 pound actor actually exists

[@LucamacGuy]

Up next: Two years ago, these two men weighed 250 pounds. Now they are four men that weigh 125 pounds.

[@gabrieldecock5050]

I like how this is a better portrayal of how a hivemind functions than like 90% of movies

[@literate-aside]

American humour finally caught up. Dope.

[@aa-hf7hd]

this was posted more than 2 and a half years ago?

[@literate-aside]

a a ... I know right, only took them 40 👍

[@a3171-c9z]

Ou

[@literate-aside]

Crippled John .... For someone who’s claiming American humour has long been caught up, you’re really not picking up what I’m putting down. Head back over to Reddit or something chap, there’s no argument to be found here.

[@Lambinoyt]

@@literate-aside what do you even mean by American humor has caught up? What are you referencing?

[@ronweasley430]

This comment section seems to be new to clickhole...

[@nextinline7469]

This is so inspirational. It pushed me to move on from my depressing heartbreak and found that anything was possible. These 2 250 pound men used to be one 500 pound man. It's really inspiring how this happened. It really made me think anything was possible, even moving on from a heartbreak. I hope the best to them and their family! ❤️

[@jameslaing974]

I've heard he's now two and a half 200-pound men.

[@smoceany9478]

i tried this and it went wrong, now im 1 256 poound man, a 128 pound man, a 64 pound man, a 32 pound man, a 16 pound man, and so on

[@nickharkins7628]

Clickbait title says 500 pound he weighed 506.

[@DiscocheeseGaming]

*Gain a million pounds* *create army of 10,000 100lbs men*

[@FrizTrooperz]

While watching this, my head plays a voice when someone yelling at me: *"You got the wrong house fools!"*

[@emmi5581]

omg it took me way too much time to realize it was a joke

[@supernova6177]

"Two years ago, this man was 500 pounds. Now he is 763 pounds."

[@Spikecation]

SUPERNOVA and he spilt 4 times

[@alpha-pathetic4168]

Sheesh Daniel, some of us never got two fathers. *Some of us never got one.*

[@stephenfulford6227]

I went from 2 men weighing 150lbs to 2 man weighing 300lbs.

[@wallahi5538]

everybody gangsta till he becomes 256 1.953125pound men

[@pancakes_35]

“I’m so proud of the men he’s become”

[@racheldarnell8645]

I think we should show this to any aliens we come across, just to mess with them.

[@n9nex19]

Cells be like:

[@npc2792]

He did a Yugoslavia

[@SushiStriker]

Can we acknowledge that his wife is definitely getting double-teamed by the same guy?

[@TheWordPaintersLegion]

I'm so proud of the men he's become 😂

[@taccotrash]

Me:*reads title* Brain:"WTF is happening right now i can't function anymore"

[@sushanalone]

What if the 2 men with 250 pounds become 4 men with 125 pounds? Also what if the 2 men with 250 pounds lose wait? Do they combine with another man to become 1 man with 500 pounds? notice the number 500 is conserved irrespective of the number of people as long as that number is a whole number equal or greater than 1. Food for thought...

[@DoctorTurdmidget]

If he eats enough cheese, he could turn into 8000 one-ounce mice.

[@sushanalone]

***** Remember the total mass is limited to 500kg on earth at sea level.

[@DoctorTurdmidget]

Pounds, not kilograms. We don't use your goddamn commie measurements here in the U.S. of A. We use fucking Freedom Units.

[@kayani5755]

Doctor Turdmidget the USA is the only place you have to associate 500pounds with a person

[@margaretkumma7198]

"lose wait"?? where did you learn English??

[@edouardd133]

I wonder why she is happy to have two men ^^

[@naryrokobs1847]

Two black men... half the weight.. twice the fun

[@rhnestone]

@@naryrokobs1847 big black men

[@magico2132]

Bbc

[@unomad9698]

1 BBC for each hole

[@BakaStryx2]

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie...

[@AiseLTT]

the 452 dislikes are from people who suck at Mitosis

[@kobivo5864]

I thought this was a TYT video at first from the thumbnail and I'd never been more confused in my whole damn life.

[@alextempletYT]

It’s been 2 more years. I wonder if he’s 4 125 lb men now

[@thisisfallacious9463]

Inspiring.

[@epointerwinboie]

Four men that weigh 125 pounds

[@mittenstherealest]

Five hundred men that weigh a pound

[@epointerwinboie]

@@mittenstherealest my greatest nightmare

[@unionite6062]

the amount of 12 year olds in this comment section who don't understand satire lmfao