Officers Amazingly Keep Straight Faces During this Arrest | Criminal Lawyer Reacts

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[@lornaginetteharrison7168]

This guy runs through all 5 stages of grief backwards. He starts off at acceptance, rapidly cycles back through depression, bargaining and anger, ending in denial. Impressive.

[@MsSpktrout]

😂

[@jamesbond1796]

Like what do you do for a living

[@tomcat5151]

​@@jamesbond1796what?

[@MRXBRIX]

😂

[@amirahal-wehbi]

@@tomcat5151 Right. That was a very weird comment that doesn’t match with what the post was talking about at all…

[@iUnderstand]

The chillness of the cops just makes this interaction even funnier

[@acustomer7216]

He's such an affable drunk!

[@brandondrew-c4t]

I'd love to see him watching this with is friends and these officers id pay to see that

[@Unstrict]

​@@brandondrew-c4t shoulda went to his hearing lmao

[@robertcoe3627]

That's the correct temperament to be a cop. Great job.

[@BatkoNashBandera774]

There's a few out there, I call them 'superhero cops', because they have the attitude of a superhero from comics (overly positive and upbeat in an otherwise no good situation). That officer was out to save lives that day, not to work out complexes from a lifetime of failures as some other pigs are seen doing. Not every cop is a pig and most definitely not every cop is a superhero cop, just pray you wind up with a honest cop or you'll see who the real thugs in america are.

[@twizzy585ots]

​@@BatkoNashBandera774💯

[@queengweeezy7836]

Yes the cops handled this sooo well ! Kudos to them .

[@jessewest2109]

Oh he fuck it off soon.

[@JoanBrown-tf6dr]

Thanks for the laughs 🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂

[@prof.crastinator]

I used to be a bartender and now I work with special needs adults… The parallels in how you have to talk to both populations is uncanny. Nobody understood how I could instantly be so good at a job- they didn’t know I had an intense 10 year training.

[@Jennifermcintyre]

I used to be a bartender too. Dealing with drunk people got to be too much… I applaud you for your new career choice!!

[@PAWGmoth]

@@Jennifermcintyre drunks r fun if ur place cares about employee safety. If it doesn’t it’s terrifying lol. But a few places I worked it feels like a daycare, like the other guy says lol

[@HeatherHolt]

This made me laugh so hard tho. I imagine special needs adults are probably easier to deal with than super drunk people 😂 I’d say a lot of drunk people I had to deal with when working at tgi Fridays was more akin to a preschool. Especially when fights would break out. So glad I didn’t stay at that job long (I was only 19) and now that I’m in my 30s I don’t even drink at all anymore. Me or my partner. It’s sad to see how normalized alcohol is and how many people have a problem with it they don’t even realize bc it’s made to seem normal to have a drink w every lunch and dinner or after work. Or during work even. Nightcaps. Celebrations. Advertising wants us to think it’s a necessity. Girls night out means drinking. Golf with the boys means drinking. Even Chuck e Cheese serves beer! Why??? It’s a children’s location, why do we need alcohol at a kids spot? Do people hate their lives and kids that much they can’t go one evening without a beer? But most don’t even look at it that way. Anyways. I don’t mind if people wanna drink once in a while but if someone is drinking every single day or 5-7 days, there’s a problem there. There’s a stress or an emptiness or an addiction that needs to be addressed. Unless you’re from Italy where you’re drinking a glass of wine with dinner since you hit double digits lol maybe they can get a pass? 😂

[@apriljk6557]

​@@HeatherHolt no, you're so right. And when you do finally admit to yourself that you have a problem, alcohol and/or drinking is everywhere. Imagine being a recovering meth or crack addict and having to be around it near constantly. It's rough.

[@apriljk6557]

I don't think you're too far off. Alcohol shuts down the part of your brain that helps you function "normally" and within social contracts.

[@stayathomeserial2653]

Listening to this guy screaming what direction his eyes were going to go in for like two minutes straight was pure magic

[@Jtoe1985]

I haven’t laughed that hard in forever

[@screweverything2215]

His peripheral vision is on point!!

[@lonnierashid6812]

@@screweverything2215 👁 👁

[@kristinenoffsinger5138]

😂😂omg it killed me😅 I love it

[@chadcurtiss5965]

He’s not even screaming, he’s totally calm/sober and he’s just trying to help the officer by narrating the entire field sobriety test. He’s Morgan Freeman, but different.

[@iholesale]

He was trying to enter the cheat codes, lol. Left, right, center, right, down 😂

[@moah6668]

Cheat code: “Incorrect”

[@BatkoNashBandera774]

Plot Twist: It was Konami who served him his sixth drink.

[@mcgoo721]

I liked the existential crisis of trying to predict where it was going to go on the next attempt 💀

[@NICH.O0O0O0O0]

And he tried his final cheat code "I'm a white man" 😭

[@kristinflugaur-wessell1063]

“I back the blue” 30 seconds later “Captain fat shit” 😂

[@ashkebora7262]

"Back the blue" most often just means they like the idea of authority. Almost always _having it,_ not being subjugated to it.

[@jasonstrothman6936]

Perfectly stated.@@ashkebora7262

[@ryanc9888]

Lol

[@miketyson1717]

Indeed, thats a really eloquent way of putting it ​@@ashkebora7262

[@lauraturner9281]

​@@ashkebora7262"back the blue": support of law enforcement og.; the men in blue

[@totalbliss1]

As funny as this guy is and as hilarious as Bruce is roasting him, it's very scary that he actually thought it was a good idea to get behind the wheel in his condition. The cops clearly saved someone's life that day by arresting this imbecile.

[@annak8755]

To be fair to the drunkard, most drunks and alcoholics don't recognise that they are drunk until they are on their knees with a face stuck in the toilet or a trashcan. Even when they are zigzagging, they'd still say "I'm not drunk, I'm fine". Which is why there needs to be an advanced plan and at least one friend that will stop you from getting behind the wheel after drinking.

[@totalbliss1]

@@annak8755 My experience with certain drunks, mainly the ones that are naturally stubborn, egotistical and lacks self awareness like this guy, it wouldn't matter if there was one friend or several, he or she's going to drive that vehicle no matter what. Nothing short of an aggressive physical restraint, as demonstrated at the end by the cops with this individual, would be able to stop them and that is what's so dangerous about these people.

[@ERICCARRILLO.]

​@@totalbliss1dont give kids like this guns it's what your saying

[@TheNinnyfee]

My thought exactly. Imagine him realizing that he killed someone. He seems to be kind in general, his soul would have been broken.

[@nhokonhokopuala]

It's more... It's refreshing to not see a combative one 😊

[@Imugi007]

That was the most hilarious HGN test I've ever seen in my life. On the other hand, it's terrifying that this guy was actually driving on the road.

[@tomd4748]

Thing is DDs are not starting at a pen in the center of a windshield as they drive lol that’s why they’re not just all crashing. Most never crash.

[@Lenore4Evermore]

My Aunt was killed by a 24 year old DRUNK DRIVER at 3pm in the afternoon on 5/25/1999. The guy served 10 months after he killed her and wounded her 3 kids in the back seat of the car and left them w no mother. The POLICE OFFICERS in this video are saving LIVES !! I thank them for doing their job ..

[@Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living]

I’m so sorry for the loss of your aunt. It’s an even bigger insult that the guy got only 10 months. My cousin was killed by a drunk driver in 2002 right before his 22nd birthday. The drunk driver was a kid who could afford the right lawyers, and he ended up getting 4 years to serve in HOME CONFINEMENT and he got his license suspended for 10 years. Not only did my aunt and uncle have to deal with the loss of their son, but they had salt rubbed in the wound where the kid who did it got a light sentence. I love the officers who are saving lives from impaired drivers, and I’m glad that sentences for vehicular manslaughter from DUI are getting stricter and stricter.

[@mollycote1021]

I’m so sorry for your loss. So very sad. God bless. 💔💔💔🙏🏼‼️

[@BlingBug3794]

My brother was run off the road by a drunk driver with 10, yes TEN, previous DUI convictions. The drunk left the scene, went home, sobered up and then called the cops, 6 hrs later. My brother slowly, painfully bled to death while he comfortably slept in his own bed. The police said there was nothing they could do. It was too late to do any FSTs, breathalyzer, etc. Years later he took one drunk drive too many. It's sad.

[@mollycote1021]

@@BlingBug3794 that is awful. I’m so sorry!🥲

[@BlingBug3794]

@mollycote1021 that's the way it is in small town, Alabama. Good ole boys take care of their friends.

[@cjinpa5713]

Lost my dad and two friends that were with him with a drunk driving incident and accident. Lives were forever altered that night. The other guy got one day less than 2 years and walked away. The 3 in my dad’s vehicle lost all their lives. Don’t drink and drive. It’s not worth what you may have on your shoulders for the rest of your life.

[@Veroweithofer]

That’s why I didn’t find it funny.

[@debbied9842]

I am so sorry for your loss.🙏

[@primalcritters]

I'm so sorry ❤

[@carolyndavison6095]

That’s just an obscene amount of time served based on the gravity of what happened to the victims. So sorry for your loss and may God give you peace.

[@cjinpa5713]

@@carolyndavison6095 thank you. It really as such a short time and he also had work release so was I think he only spent 4 night a week at the county jail to check in to sleep there. The rest he was at work which was 1/4 mile from his home. Got his wife pregnant and everything during those two years. I had an awful time. Had just gotten out of an abusive relationships and it was at the end of 2001 and I had a small dance studio in an old mining town I had opened in 1991. The depression and the grief and the opioid crisis I got caught up in for self medicating while waiting 6 months for a mental health evaluation. I lost everything I had built from scratch at 21 years old and plus my reputation I had built that 10 years I had my business. Losing everything didn’t help on top of my father’s loss and feeling hopeless. I am one of the lucky ones that did get out and have stayed clean for almost two decades. I often wonder if our health care system was an actual system if I would’ve even got caught up in all that but no sense doing the what for and if only’s at this point. It’s been 22 years this past November since my father’s death and I am back amongst the living again. Took lots of therapy and a great psychiatrist. Instead of a rehab for the 3rd time I decided to do a psych hospital and it was the right choice cause I still credit the referral from there to my current psychiatrist for saving my life. I know I put in the work but still. Then having to actually face all I had been suppressing was a mountain to climb but I made it. I’m safe, loved and still work at controlling my emotions. Don’t dance anymore but I have found others interests. I miss that little dance studio I had built but the building it was in burnt a few years after I closed but it would show up in my dreams at the beginning of my recovery. Again thank you for your kind words. They truly mean a lot to me. It’s amazing how life can change in the blink of an eye.

[@LadyValkyri]

A lifelong friend and his wife were killed in a head on collision with a drunk driver last year. The drunk was not injured at all. No jail time will bring them back. A 100% preventable tragedy. Hugs to all.

[@ThelRiSycusee]

Excuses

[@jenkhemhuffersanonymous3990]

Probably cos he was relaxed as enjoying a booze n' cruise

[@HaroldBluetooth-uz1zz]

@@jenkhemhuffersanonymous3990Sounds like we should all just relax. Lol!

[@MsMak03]

@@HaroldBluetooth-uz1zz you killed me with this 😂

[@helgafrahmann4201]

My Brother too !😢

[@joko09010]

Bruce’s giggling adds so much to the storyline. It’s hilarious. 😂

[@allyfrasier6306]

😊 yes!💯👌 His giggle is so joyful sounding that regardless of the topic being discussed, I still feel warmth and happiness at the end of it. 🌞😊 Thanks for your sunshine, Bruce!

[@sberOntrO]

I watch all these videos at 1.75x speed it's the best

[@joko09010]

@@sberOntrO 😂😂😂 Ima try dat

[@Leigh3420]

@@allyfrasier6306it really is….even if he’s seeing it beforehand it’s still so cool.

[@staceycarv]

I know how serious DWI is but when that kid started verbally taking his eye test I was laughing so hard I was crying. And then Bruce comes on with his narration and I laugh/cried even harder. I have to thank you for sharing this one.

[@B_Bodziak]

I don't know how the officer wasn't laughing

[@chrisgraham2327]

​@@B_BodziakI'm sure they talked about this guy for weeks and laughed their asses off.

[@kingdingaling2469]

Well said. Same

[@doom4067]

I couldn't handle how he kept describing the red light's position relative to the completely unrelated white light.

[@Ryan_Carder]

This is VERY late, and I doubt anyone will see comment. However, I wanna let you guys know, that this man in the video is one of my best friends. The short story is, this truly was a ONE TIME mistake. He has since been completely sober since this experience. He does make mention of past field sobriety tests in this video, but he wasn't drinking for any of those, and was let off with a warning for speeding or whatever. He served his probation or whatever, paid his fines, drove with his blow'n'go, and now lives a happy and healthy sober life now

[@GS-ni9wb]

Glad to hear he is doing well.

[@LinDuhLou]

He is a very likable guy. 👍

[@mishkathlay]

..or whatever.

[@heatheral-hammadi3046]

I thought he had a few prior DUI’s?

[@heatheral-hammadi3046]

Also the fact that he literally said “I’m a white man, software developer “. Tells me your friend is a huge douche.

[@nathanlamb5263]

As someone who grew up in Wisconsin, this kid is basically sober.

[@williambond70]

Lmfao 🤣 😂

[@bernadettekavanagh9984]

That is insane.

[@kerandco69]

Don’t your police have breathalyser units ? So much faster and avoid all this time wasting. Our officers set up roadside checks pretty much every day : pull over, talk into unit for 10 seconds and on your way or back to the cop shop.

[@LinDuhLou]

😂😂😂

[@louisbouchard6869]

@@kerandco69 I am assuming you are not in the USA. The police cannot simply shove a breathalyzer into anyone's face without probably cause (or permission from the driver) that the drive is drunk. That is the point of all these tests (although as BR said, they had enough evidence to request a breath test).

[@chadcurtiss5965]

Just in case anyone was confused, he bought that ENTIRE car. He didn’t just buy the windshield, the transmission, the passenger seat and a couple spark plugs. He bought the ENTIRE car. This information is very relevant to the stop and to the case. So I just wanted to make sure it was understood.

[@HairballGoneWild]

I was confused and you explained that he bought the ENTIRE car, and I was relieved. Thank you!

[@I_am_into_gd]

Omg I 😂 spit out my drink reading this comment. 😂😂

[@mattjamison484]

But did he buy the tires?

[@TheyLuvHudd]

😂

[@seanA416]

​@@mattjamison484yes! The ENTIRE car. Haha

[@AwakeAtTheWheel]

This makes me think of the Reno 911 sketch where they pull someone over and do these tests, but the suspect aces them over and over until the very end, when he makes a slight mistake and says well, I am drunk. The cops were like, ohhh got ya 😂😂🍻

[@Nicole-tk8xv]

This guy should be given props for the best sobriety test, I liked that we actually got to witness someone who was actually pleasant when they were drunk instead of belligerent and uncooperative, nice change of pace.

[@Unstrict]

I know a few people with similar emcounters lol, key is if your friend is a happy drunk in general they will be with police 😂

[@ChairDancerReacts]

Did... did you watch the entire thing?

[@joko09010]

@@ChairDancerReacts 😆 His fuse was long but went it hit = 🧨

[@greenman6141]

@@ChairDancerReacts Quite! He was a complaining dick. And a entitled racist as well.

[@HDReMaster]

alcohol brings out who you really are

[@kwest5171]

When I was pulled over for my DUI in my early 20s, I went through the whole finger to nose, alphabet section, and stand on one foot thing. When I had to stand on one foot, I just looked at the officer and asked him if we could just agree I was drunk and move on to the arrest part. He was so cool, cuffed me in front, called my mama to come get me, and had my car parked in a restaurant parking lot instead of impounding it.

[@billymays1761]

Holy shit the cop let you go by getting a ride from your ma AND didn’t impound the car??? Did you take that as a once in a lifetime chance and never DUI’d again?

[@jeffrojefferson88]

How long ago was this? I don't think they do this anymore.

[@nwerd7584]

@@jeffrojefferson88 really depends if its a kid or not, and the cop. More lenient states as well. My state of Massachusetts is pretty damn lenient, but with enough push they'll bury you.

[@apeyoutube7485]

Some people have a Ma much worse than any judge alive 😂

[@kwest5171]

@@apeyoutube7485thankfully, mine just shook her head at me and even went to court with me. Didn't pay my fines or anything, because she believed and still believes in fixing your own mistakes, but she didn't give me too much grief over it.

[@ditzygypsy]

It sounded like he was doing colour commentary for a hockey game! “Aaand red to the right and white to the left. Red is moving towards the centre now and white is still on the left. And now red stops on the left and starts moving right. Oh no! White is still there on the left…. .” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Rogue_Leader]

I would fail a field sobriety test blowing 0. I have dyspraxia. Here in the UK we don’t go through this ridiculous pantomime, the police just request a breathalyser test. If you refuse, it’s down to the station for a blood test.

[@firststepshardest1656]

I mean no offense. Are you able to drive with this medical condition?

[@Rogue_Leader]

@@firststepshardest1656 Yeah, I just have terrible balance and coordination. It's the walk and turn I'd fail. I;ve often tried it and end up almost falling over.

[@samurai6817]

​@@firststepshardest1656you do realize you are *REQUIRED* to be seated while driving... shocker!

[@josephdoiron8376]

samurai6817. Your logic also dictates that a field sobriety test should be done while seated!

[@LeTrashPanda]

I walk with a cane, I'd fail a few too, lol. My balance is off due to a structural disorder but I don't drink so......

[@clairewyndham1971]

Bruce, as a former barmaid, I can attest to the fact some drunks get like this kid!!. And yes, as a resident of Wisconsin, I can tell you there are tons of bars..one per block!

[@deborahdicesare9042]

I just have to say, your suit is SO nice. I love the white tie/shirt with the pinstripes.

[@VegasAlien1]

Driver: I've had 6 drinks since 8:00. Officer: Sir, it's 8:15.

[@seankauder9721]

😂

[@cookiecookerson84]

How are the cops not laughing when he’s doing these tests, especially the ‘follow the light’?? 😂😂😂😂

[@doom4067]

Long shift, maybe.

[@honeygirl769]

I believe that the cop behind him was laughing.

[@toyamwarr]

I watched the original body cam footage a couple days ago. The guy should have gotten points with police for being able to narrate his sobriety test.

[@mom2-4kidz]

Me too but I was happy to watch it again. Needed a good laugh... lol

[@laceywhite4380]

Where did you see the original video? I wanna watch again without narration.

[@laceywhite4380]

@@mom2-4kidz Where did you see the original video? I wanna watch again without narration.

[@mom2-4kidz]

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[@mom2-4kidz]

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[@emilyantus2025]

OH I WAS SO HOPING YOU WOULD SEE THIS!!! This arrest had me in tears, this dude was so funny. Stupid af for driving drunk, but at the very least, he did give the cops a good laugh! 😂

[@yeahletsunpackthat]

SAME!!! 😂

[@aprilove-xoxo]

I was HOPING TOOOO! I watched it on CUFBOYS n was like bro I wonder what Bruce would say about this guy lol

[@heatheregger8808]

Yes!!

[@Jennifermcintyre]

Why is he wearing moccasins?! This is one bizarre traffic stop!!!

[@kd7100]

@@Jennifermcintyrebecause he’s some of pervert!

[@jamesjenkins8882]

From the length of this video I assumed it would be a compilation of multiple traffic stops but nope... this kid had enough material keep me laughing for 40 minutes! Lol

[@jbug13158]

At least he's honest 🤣😂🤣Many times they'll say something like "I've only had tee martwoneeses Occiffer". 😁

[@ChrisJohnson-pc3pd]

"following with my fucking balls" wins the internet.

[@yourconnection9303]

Yep!🙃

[@shawna4309]

I know this guy personally. I can confirm that he does, in fact, back the blue.

[@realalbertan]

😂

[@lianalonge1984]

AND software developers. 😏

[@heatheregger8808]

He made a bad decision, yes. But love this kid.

[@nicripolas816]

Kid's a doofus lol

[@southstar9931]

Unless they are holding him accountable

[@LoveandData]

OMG. "Itchy!" I was cracking up at your reactions!

[@murphymerryliz]

This sobriety test took so long I was sure the kid would sober up by the end of it.

[@TheNinnyfee]

That's what he was planning on. 😂

[@PostImperfect]

Must have been a slow night for the police

[@samurai6817]

I *actually* thought he was trying to waste as much time to sober up a bit for breathalyzer

[@Rayden440]

@@samurai6817 Alcohol stays in the blood and breath for 12-24 hours. So, unless the cops wait until noon next day to do the test, he will still fail it LOL

[@elil8094]

Dude is hilarious. Bet he’s fun at parties. Just hope he learns from this and doesn’t drive afterwards.

[@ev25zv]

Yeah, he's the dude everyone laughs at and not with.

[@UpstateBreezy]

@@ev25zvyou know him personally?

[@cassandrasmith9635]

“1,010 which is 10 seconds maybe?” Had me fucking rolling 😂

[@dawnbreak3299]

" its so salty and cold" 😂😂

[@abubakarmaster]

"What are you gonna do ??? throw me in jail " - Man who is about to go to Jail 💀

[@lorricannon189]

I laughed so hard the tears were streaming down my face watching this DUI stop. Watching the young driver call out which direction the Officer was pointing his pen & then doing the same with the finger tip to his nose test was hilarious. I wonder if his father was in the military! I couldn't sleep it's 4:30am here & I thought I'd watch more of you're videos! I'm glad you also took the time to warn others it's not worth drinking & driving. I really enjoy watching you're videos with you're son Michael as you're content provider & camera man! Ontario, 🇨🇦 🐾

[@SMOOVKILL1]

Im glad nobody got hurt and Ive watched hundreds of these road side tests. Never have I seen someone say left right. When he said down I died.🤣🤣🤣. The best narrator.

[@baneh1329]

I want nothing more than to see this guy reacting to this video and hearing his thoughts

[@tamarabrunozzi8482]

Best DUI ever! You have never posted or commented anything but brilliant stuff! Thank you. You and your son rock!

[@kittykat3540]

I know he's obviously toasted, a bit of a hot mess and clearly shouldn't be driving but I can't help but like the guy, he's very entertaining, especially after seeing all the obnoxious, belligerent, entitled drunks on KZbin...He gets an "A" for effort 👍😂

[@Miss_Dis]

Thats what I was thinking too! So over all the dickheads, just a funny guy gets manor props 😂😅

[@terrimullin968]

Agreed

[@sukuntee]

I think thats why he was given a warning. 😂❤

[@MrRoundwound]

He needs his own show,somehow

[@jasonpatterson8091]

Lived in central Wisconsin for a year and the rate of drunk driving was absolutely insane. Didn't want to leave the house on a Friday or Saturday night, but you'd see drunk driving regularly on a Tuesday afternoon. The people who I worked with there (wonderful folks, to be clear, and having gone out with them, they didn't drink and drive) seemed completely oblivious to it - it was just a thing that happened. Some guy barfing his guts out at 10 in the morning in the Home Depot parking lot? Huh. Someone weaving down the highway or barely making a turn on a clear, clean road? Wacky.

[@kristinn3367]

I went to college in Madison. I mean, there’s not a lot to do besides drink so that’s what they do. I’ll never forget leaving a party my freshman year of college and a group of us were going to walk to another party about a mile away and one of the guys goes “I’m too drunk to walk that far, I’ll drive.” And he wasn’t joking either.

[@ryanmaris1917]

We weave on roads in PA, but that’s cause of the potholes.

[@sassiwich3491]

⁠@@kristinn3367that’s such bs!!! There’s plenty to do in the WI!! There’s road tripping, quarters, beer polo, TPing your ex boyfriends, cow tipping, beer bongs, Euchre, road tripping….duhhhh. 😉😉

[@kristinn3367]

@@sassiwich3491 that list is so accurate I actually laughed out loud!

[@sassiwich3491]

@@kristinn3367 I lived in the DC commuter area, (Bristow/Manassas & Culpepper), for a stent as a forensic psychotherapist & CIT instructor. I would a million times over choose to live in Western WI/Twin Cities over VA. At least we can play in our yards without worrying about copperheads and swim in our lakes not worrying about water moccasins.

[@Emm325]

I will never get sick of Mr. Rivers covering these types of videos… I back the Bruce!

[@lynnkayee1015]

It sent me over the moon when he started stating the direction he was looking! 😂😭😭 Hopefully this was a wake up call for this guy and he learns his lesson. Seems like a nice enough dude, but he put himself & everyone on the road in danger by getting behind the wheel and it's never worth the risk!

[@mollycote1021]

That got me too!! Bruce’s laugh made it even better!😂😂😂😂

[@tmc1372]

He'll be proud of it most likely.

[@josephdoiron8376]

Also, he does back the blue!

[@marleylove510]

@@tmc1372 I read somewhere that he actually said this was a wake up call for him he said he even stopped drinking. I guess he got interviewed or something because he was so funny. They said he was very kind and seemed like he was a good guy. I don’t have a source or anything like that so take this with a grain of salt. I kind of believe it tho because as “tipsy” as he is, he genuinely seems like a good guy.

[@emileeleewolfe4192]

It was refreshing to see a decent cop on the job. Thank you. (Im half way through at this point)

[@betsy1947]

Bruce, your reactions are hilarious! Michael, you find the best videos. Great father-son collaboration, and my favorite channel. Thank you once again!❤

[@wes788411]

It’s wholesome that he always gives credit to his kid.

[@jodyconine1417]

Besides his drunk driving he is very polite and cooperative.

[@enid0mom]

As someone who was married to an alcoholic and divorced him for the same reason, I absolutely get how seriously dangerous this guy was to himself and everyone else. That being said, I laughed until I had tears rolling down my cheeks. This is the second time I have seen this and I am laughing in anticipation of what he his going to do. I am going to show my age here and say this is almost like and old Burns and Allen skit. The cop is George Burns, the straight man. The kid is Gracie Allen. A total airhead. I also happen to know a little about computer programming. I am a woman a was also a “programmer/analyst.” It is hard getting white males to take me seriously. But that is NOTHING compared to the contractors from India, where women are still subhuman. I sure hope this kid gets sober and stays that way. He seems like he would be a great guy to know when he is sober. Like my ex-husband.

[@danielwarpaint1963]

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[@briandbenson]

“Great guy to know, and I’d divorce him” 😂 I appreciate everything you wrote and love you for it.

[@MartiErtel]

Good night, Gracie!

[@amirahal-wehbi]

@@briandbenson I understand her for sure! Not every guy that’s good as a person will be good husbands.

[@meumnomen]

Haven't thought about George Burns in a long time. What a funny guy he was!

[@JohnSmith-kb3jt]

Glad to hear things worked out for Grandma.

[@nimconsultants943]

My DUI turned into a high speed chase with helicopters and road spikes. Then weekends in jail Highway safety courses suspended license and super duper fines I stopped drinking since then not worth it.

[@kingdingaling2469]

Damn bro

[@sirdopaminesjournal3292]

You know... you can still drink and get an Uber?

[@purplebean8989]

​@sirdopaminesjournal3292 you can also just drink at home 😅 no driving at all

[@tomd4748]

Legend

[@jerryweirdspeed8943]

I love how cooperative he is all the time. Even when he doesn't quite get the instructions. ...alright. I commented too early.

[@krissyhimes9357]

These drunks provide so much entertainment! Love that for the laughs!!

[@neecie9075]

Your oppressed, white man, software developer was hilarious! I agree, they were having too much fun to not let him test more. 😂 I know it's a very serious situation but i love your reaction video's Bruce & Michael!!! ❤

[@rebeccagardner5641]

How maligned they've been over the years 😂

[@joshuawayneyork]

I'm so glad they let him continue to do this test!

[@jentommyontheroad8089]

OMG! Cracking up so hard as he narrated the test! I have no idea how these officers weren’t laughing!

[@Rayden440]

Bet he was the talk of the office for a few days and made himself into a legend they talk and laugh about once in a while.

[@alexanderdumas-]

“ITS PROBABLY GONNA GO TO THE LEFT FIRST THEN THE RIGHT” 😂😂😂

[@janaleigh2000]

Sounds. Like he was in the services😂 The way he recites everything!

[@FrankieLovesElvis]

I saw this about 3 weeks ago and I laughed my ass off. I know it’s not funny, per se, but I think you can’t get a better cop than this kid did. 😊

[@MeganKeith-lh2ec]

This is one of my fan favorites.

[@notsparks]

I am also a lawyer and hear how they didn't know what they were doing because they were drunk. I regularly tell them, next time you go out, prevent the DUI while you're sober and can think clearly. If you suspect that you might drink, or get high, leave the car at home. $50 for an uber is less than an hour in my office. And if you're going to get this drunk, be nice to the Uber driver and don't vomit in their car! I think all DUI arrests should be posted to youtube because the shame will keep them from doing it again

[@jimlahey3668]

Far from the worst possible outcome for this guy. Hopefully he learns from this.

[@rawilliams5881]

Especially if they send a hot deputy to pick her up and she decides she'd like to back the blue too.

[@RS5DAN]

Love how dude always shows so much love and respect for his son. 😎💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

[@carlaperkins655]

I'll never understand why they don't go straight to breathalyzer.

[@atroposz]

Not all departments have portable breathalizers (and even big departments usually only have a limited amount), and they have to have reasonable suspicion to detain you/arrest you & take you back to the station (or hospital, if theyre doing a blood draw) to their machine.

[@heidikickhouse-]

Knowing I neither drink nor drug, knowing I was clumsy af, I once begged for a breathalyzer and blood draw roadside when I got stopped. NOPE, not until after being shaky on the tests, which I'd predicted (undiagnosed medical condition, but led to it). "O.O" etoh breath. Obviously broken, cop said, Do the one in the station, get there tightly handcuffed, old lady (me) in back of cruiser. 0.0 three times there. Arresting officer said he STILL believed I was drunk. Not from evidence of any driving infraction. Because there was none, I had just been hesitating, indecisive at a yellow light on a deserted road, then I backed up 2 feet to get behind the line a second before the change to red. And that looked drunk apparently. There's no road law to even call what I did (that I know of). He said "Normal eople just don't do that. They stop at the yellow, or they run it. Nobody sober does what you did". It was 2:30 am, I just couldn't decide, it took months to answer my proposal too.

[@tomd4748]

They are very performative

[@ThatGreenGuy85]

​@@heidikickhouse-yup, that sounds like what cops do. Make up whatever they don't know, and refuse to consider evidence after their mind is made up(which is always immediately)

[@daveduna1]

As a recovering alcoholic, as entertaining as these are it's also a little painful. I miraculously never got a DUI, but the 2nd-hand embarrassment just makes me cringe.

[@harryparsons2750]

I can relate

[@mark4837]

What I like about this show is Bruce is hilarious but very knowledgeable. And I like the relationship between him and his son. It’s good to see.

[@mattguinn647]

Bruce, I love that you don’t just have a prerecorded spot for your advertisers! Love seeing how you change it up! Dude was definitely drunk at the beginning of the stop but he got more and more drunk as the stop went on.

[@rawilliams5881]

Bruce did dress up for the underwear spot though.

[@ryanroberts1104]

Does not matter how sober I am, I absolutely cannot pass any of those balance tests! I even carry a letter from my doctor in the glovebox explaining my balance problem.

[@Shwert890]

That’s why it’s better to just refuse the tests all together

[@wolfe6220]

Me too (Parkinson's).

[@charlayned]

MS and Fibromyalgia, part time in a wheelchair. I totally get what you're talking about.

[@chasecudnohufsky]

What is a balance problem?

[@lynnkayee1015]

Honestly, I'd have to go straight for the breathalyzer if I was ever pulled over for DUI. I get a lazy eye when I focus hard on one thing or get anxious while staring (found that out watching a car crash). I stutter when I'm nervous and would totally mess up the alphabet. And I'm handicapped, I have a short leg & s twisted spine. Can't walk straight, put my foot in front of the other as close as the test requires without losing my balance or lift a leg up like that for that long...all in my most sober state. So might as well just go right for big bang. I would fail absolutely everything anyways. 😂😭😭😭

[@Spyderredtoo]

I was a civil litigator, mostly in federal court, and noticed that the lawyers handling criminal cases always had the best stories (although of course always respecting the privileges attached to the case).

[@leslieduncan5336]

I love the grandma stories, please keep them coming. Oh, and I'm a funeral director/ embalmer, Ive seen shit you can't imagine. Take a cab or an Uber every time.

[@Suprachiasmatic]

I had a friend from college who got two DUIs like 10 years apart and had a BAL of over 0.3 both times and STILL didn’t admit that she had a problem until halfway through drug court. Last I heard she had finally gotten sober which is incredible. You have to drink so much so often to be able to function in any capacity with such a high BAL!

[@swelldritch2774]

People who can function at 0.3 have got to have a crazy tolerance. Some buddies and I were "testing" a breathalyzer our security department had bought and one guy decided to see how high he could go. The guy was puking and completely out of it at 0.2, let alone 0.3. Should go without saying but everyone who did any "testing" got driven home.

[@galadriel4101]

The ending with Michael telling dad he said the wrong thing was kinda funny. Great video keep up the good work

[@gg456stormy]

Got dui's 24 and 27 years ago (no accident). A week b4 my 2nd dui i was at a bar at noon on friday and was shut off at 11pm, i couldnt believe they stopped serving me, it was a bar i was at all the time. I left and was pulled over 1/4 mile up the street for taking a right on red without stopping completely. They gave me a field sobriety test, which i passed, and let me go. I then went back to the bar and informed them they made a mistake not seving me because i passed a field sobriety test. They just shook their heads in disbelief and iwent home (35 min drive). They next day i woke up and couldnt believe i got so lucky and promised myself not to do it again. A week later I'm in the same position but they arrested me this time. I really thought i was ok and refused the breathalyzer and asked for a blood test to stall for time. 2hrs later i took the blood test at the hospital and the nurse was a neighbor of my parents. She secretly told me i was .28 . It probably was 3-4 hrs since my last drink. I drank so much back then you get used to it i guess. Anyway that was feb 4th 1999 and i havent drank since. God saved me and AA was a big help.

[@RandyMKE]

"By Wisconsin standards, he's sober"

[@michellesmith7060]

I just want to say thank you for using the few moments you have a person attention to not just be funny but to talk about how much letting your life get out of control and not just hurt you but everyone around you and mental health is OK to talk about. I just sadly see so many social media influencers use their pages to do nothing of importance and in fact contribute to the separation of society. Or just do the most shameful things all in the name of "entertainment" when there nothing "entertaining" about the things they are doing. We need more people like you as influencers ❤❤😊😊✌️✌️

[@melodyivers]

The cops are so chill lol. Always one of my favs. Also, poor grandma, she causes you too much trouble.

[@MrsEJV]

I was laughing harder at the look on Bruce’s face narrating the finger than the guy attempting the test.

[@darrelgreene7094]

Thanks for explaining our rights to us while reacting to these videos! I've never realized how little I know about our legal system until I started watching you, Emily D Baker, and Lawyer You Know. Please continue sharing your knowledge and insight with us! Also I wanted to say your beard looks SO GOOD! I'm a little jealous how full it looks. I hope you keep it.

[@marianyulo1769]

This kid was the funniest I’ve ever seen .he belongs in Hollywood .this videos the best out there .I’m glad he was never hurt nor anyone else .👍

[@donnakay147]

First time I've ever saw a DUI done with dvd commentary done live by the offender ..."red to the right" 😂😂 This was a great giggle with my morning coffee...thanks guys for a great morning pick up ❤️

[@violet04nunya98]

I love Mr. Rivers’ suit and accessories on this one. He looks fantastic!!

[@reneet5858]

He always looks like total class when he does his videos. It would be hilarious to see him just rolled out of bed, hair asked, no coffee or shower to wake him up yet 😅

[@violet04nunya98]

@@reneet5858That would be great to see lol. Or when he’s been riding for the day and he has helmet hair and bugs in his teeth. Because you know he’s talking to his friends, making jokes that even he laughs at!! I love Bruce!! ❤️👍

[@jennv2948]

He was trying so hard to be respectful and compliant, and was just so completely confused, lol. Bless his heart, I have a feeling he isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed when sober, let alone drunk.

[@maditheband]

I was almost crying laughing when he was doing those tests, but wow, he took a turn for the worse when things weren't going his way. Can you imagine being in a relationship with this guy? I can see drunken arguments getting out of hand pretty quickly.

[@aurea.]

He struck me as the "funny guy" who flips out on others in private, yeah

[@suekelly3744]

Sadly we all know this guy 😒

[@therealbenlove]

As a kiwi, the field sobriety test is the funniest thing about the American crimal system.

[@realalbertan]

Yep, mostly work on fraud these days, but on the street I would not have even bothered with the roadside breath test with a guy this far gone, straight to the station for the full test. At a certain point you create doubt in your initial observations

[@Jennifermcintyre]

What do they do over there? Just breathalyzer or blood test?! My husband was forced to do a field sobriety test even though he was sitting in his car and it wasn’t even running. He was stone cold sober and we later found out his ex wife had set him up for it.

[@therealbenlove]

@@Jennifermcintyre breath test on side of the road. We don't bother with all the worthless stuff.

[@JanePixel]

Agreed. Why don't they just breatho? What's the reason for all the time wasting? Not complaining as it makes for funny videos, but I don't get it. Do they have booze buses there?

[@LeverPhile]

You go straight to the invasive tests? Lovely... The eye test is handy. Friends can give it to you as a safety check before getting in a car.

[@reneharkamp4309]

Amsterdam, Hi, Mr Bruce, That Granny of yours in the basement, sounds like a right piece of work.😊

[@EdemAf]

The ENTIRE car comment was great! He is plastered. Y'all when the cop said we're not following with our eyes anymore 😂😂😂 I feel bad for laughing at this man 😂. He was struggling.

[@sherriemitchell3892]

You're an amazing father and son team, Thank you so much for Sharing.

[@judithbamber3140]

God love you, Bruce .. your comments give me such good chuckles!

[@RealityIsStrangerThanFiction]

I was laughing so hard my husband thought I was crying! That was too much man! His narration was top notch, thanks

[@keithlabelle7488]

While the video itself may be amusing, the fact he was behind the wheel is terrifying and its a miracle he didnt kill someone.

[@angelinaresendes49]

You never fail to cause a knee slapper when I watch your videos lmfao! Love it! Love your channel and love what you do👏🏼👌🏼👍🏼🫶🏼

[@bevsfrybreadwisdom5854]

The cops voice sounds exactly like Penn (of Penn and Teller). I kept expecting some sort of magic trick! LOL!

[@AnamLiath]

My ex and his family had a tavern in rural Dane Co Wisconsin. The "big" town had 15 bars in about a 1/2 mile down the main drag for 1500 people. The closest town was about 300 people and consisted of a bar, a retired priests' home and a huge Catholic Church.

[@millsmills10000]

ahhh Bruce lol...my all time favorite CLR episode OF ALL TIME...Your commentary is absolutely hilarious....

[@dwhitman3092]

I don't know how this channel came into my feed a few months back, but I am grateful and happily subscribed. The show is entertaining and informative on every level. Especially enjoy the humor! Keep that content comin', guys!

[@northhallbabe13]

Omg you’re about to fall in love!!! He is freaking hilarious and so kind hearted. One of my favorite channels on KZbin

[@dwhitman3092]

​@@northhallbabe13👍😊

[@PuddilyOops]

After watching many of your videos I’ve come to the conclusion that your Grandma is a really fun lady. 👵🏼

[@beaglegirl82]

Man this guy was so intoxicated, at least he wasn't violent. Glad the police were able to get him before he harmed someone or even himself.

[@justtere]

This really broke my heart thinking of all the people who were saved.