Criminal Lawyer Reacts to How to Get a Felony While Sleeping in Detroit

[@therewolf000]

If you’re too drunk to hold a pen use E sign.

[@jamiesonreynolds7485]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@NachoMaMa16]

😂😂😂

[@itchykami]

I always sign my legal documents 5+ shots in

[@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock]

What he do

[@ClickClack_Bam]

​@@itchykami You too? 'You can't lose your finger' is my motto!

[@sunitamosesesq]

"If it weren't for stupidity, and drugs and alcohol...I wouldn't have a job." -- Bruce Rivers Amen, Brother. Amen

[@dusteedawg2915]

Mmmmm nnnnot exactly, if their WEREN'T shitty politicians making stupid EFFIN laws.... THEN ya wouldn't have a job......so I guess thank tyranny.

[@colonelgraff9198]

True but bruh

[@theresasuprise3324]

Things I learned from this post. 1. Nothing good happens after midnight. 2. Being intoxicated while carrying a weapon is illegal in Michigan. 3. It's illegal in Michigan to carry a gun if you don't have ID on you. Who knew?

[@TillyOrifice]

Bruce knew

[@benf6822]

Should be illegal everywhere to carry without identification on you. As far as I know it's illegal to carry intoxicated in every state.

[@noThankyou-g5c]

it’s illegal to be intoxicated in any way with a gun. any time u see a rapper smoking weed w a gun in their hand they’re committing a federal felony lol. it’s actually a really easy “cheat code” the cops abuse to make arrests in inner cities (like detroit where im from) where you need to carry a weapon if you’re in the streets. They pull you over or see you on instagram with a bunch of money but when they search you they cant find any drugs, any illegal weapons, any evidence of a real crime etc? Well if youve got a gun and theres any indication youve even been around weed (instagram pictures, drug test, actual weed in the house/car) they can put you away for 5+yrs

[@harrygroft6127]

Number one while I’m up at 2 am listening to BR

[@JohnSmith-in9ms]

​@Ben F come to the south, but we at least use holsters

[@thelastroseofsummer2817]

The irony of this video is that he actually ended up doing what lawyers recommended albeit not purposely: not resist and remain silent.

[@john-ic5pz]

😂👍 Your joke is _criminally_ underliked! 😊

[@MayaGTK]

Thumbs up but I’m not 💯 sure it wasn’t purposeful - my gut says he intentionally stayed quiet (tho I’m only a few min in so I’ll see if that changes)

[@chuckler7311]

I worked in a bar before Uber or Lyft were around. We dealt with a couple of cab companies that would give a drunk person a discount on the fare. That discount was also good to have them brought back the next day to get their car. One of the companies didn't charge for the first ten miles from the bar to your house. We had business cards that had the bar's name and address. It also had the information for the cab companies. We'd circle the one who took them home. Some people would spend hundreds of dollars to get shit-faced. They were willing to risk having to pay thousands in legal fees and penalties. But, they'd have no money for a cab ride that would cost them less than twenty dollars.

[@glammaog1love56]

Why do some bars have a parking lot?

[@Ad-Lo]

@@glammaog1love56 not all of us can’t manage our drinking.

[@rhomboidq7001]

@@glammaog1love56 I guess I’ll just walk to work???

[@glammaog1love56]

@@rhomboidq7001 ?? You choose to overlook the obvious connotation of my question.

[@springfauna1465]

That's actually a good idea!! Bars can get sued in some states for selling too much liquor to an intoxicated person who then drives away and kills somebody.

[@macguffinvirtualproduction6183]

Well… he definitely didn’t self snitch! 😂

[@murphymerryliz]

😂😂😂

[@ilikemitchhedberg]

sleeping on a stranger's front porch while intoxicated, with an 'illegal' firearm, and not getting away with it... its kinda the biggest self snitch ever

[@Aaron-xe5wm]

Lol he Dry self snitched

[@TentinQuarantino_]

The SSS : Silent Self Snitch

[@rhino202]

Give him a free hat, Bruce

[@hannahmartin7465]

Dude there is nothing better than some Bruce content. Thank you Bruce and Michael for making this channel happen…!!!

[@StormKidification]

Top Gs

[@springfauna1465]

Definitely!! Good call on this one, Michael!! 😅👍

[@markhobbs1770]

😊

[@amaddenmind4597]

Especially when it's not about Andrew Tate enough with that already 😂😂😂

[@TracyA1358]

🩵🩵🩵 I Can’t Mess With The Number 300 Likes, But Good One!

[@eliseintheattic9697]

What's the world coming to when you can't even sleep on a strangers front porch. Why the hell do they put comfy furniture out there if they don't want overnight guests? 😊

[@ryanc473]

Right? I mean, it's just so inviting, who wouldn't just stumble up and take a nap in the middle of the night? The craziest part is it probably genuinely seemed like a good idea to the guy at the time. Like, just stumbling around, and all of a sudden you come upon this oasis of comfy furniture, of course you take a nap! Then next thing you know, you wake up with a bruise on your chest, a headache that could slay a walrus, and in a jail cell, with no memory of how you got there

[@dessiemarshall5292]

You guys make a very good point. In Canada, we would have thrown a blanket on him

[@jbg71384]

​@@ryanc473 I've slept on a chair on the front porch of a friend's house, I've slept on a wood floor with a inflatable mattress(not inflated while I used it lol) for a blanket. Being that hammered and sleeping in some odd places definitely happens!

[@timmarrs2997]

And for allowing him to sleep there he can protect your home from armed strangers lmfao

[@eliseintheattic9697]

@timmarrs2997 Exactly! People need think more creatively. 😁

[@philipareich9363]

I'm a retired DPD Sgt. When a subject is that intoxicated, I would have instructed that crew to convey him to the hospital, first, for his safety.

[@salteadog33]

Yea there was no reaction to that first sternal rub.

[@rykehuss3435]

@@salteadog33 That wasnt a proper sternal rub, he used his fingertips. You cant get any pain through like that

[@rykehuss3435]

@@salteadog33 I did. Doesnt work with fingertips. Need to use first knuckles, and thats how its taught.

[@rykehuss3435]

@@salteadog33 Maybe because youre a woman and weak so a fingertip rub works on you if youre lucid

[@Oliviaandtrina]

​@@salteadog33 they're correct bruhh. It's supposed to be done with knuckles. Anyone in the medical field will tell you that. Fingertips do little to nothing on a sober person, for someone that drunk it's useless. The point is that the knuckles make it so painful that it wakes up someone unconscious and unresponsive. Finger tips won't do that.

[@Room-uc5se]

I passed out on a bush on the side of the highway once. I was a minor so I remember (vaguely) my poor mom having to pick me up from the police station. Not sure how she put up with my shit but she was a saint.

[@Tami-po3gr]

As a mom of a 15 year old I’m terrified. Hope I’m a saint, like your mom 🥹

[@catasrophieGrrl]

@@Tami-po3gr you'll be great. Just remember what it's like to be young and trust yourself. You already sound like you're at the saint level.

[@springfauna1465]

My mom would've let me sit in jail and think about it! You're lucky!

[@suzieq1704]

Your mom loves you.

[@postersm7141]

I literally fell asleep on my toilet the other day. But that’s because I run my own business and I’ve been working long hours. I literally started falling asleep on the damn toilet lol by the way my guns were in the gun safe at the time lol and I was also on my own toilet so nothing to see here :-)

[@toodex5767]

Bruce is killing it with the consistency man.

[@oceangiovanni8178]

RIGHTTTTT

[@marckristian81]

😮

[@darksu6947]

He's probably going to need a good lawyer for that.

[@Bigbubba3031]

he didnt kill anyone, he aint hard ysl for life

[@TracyA1358]

Yes He Is Working Hard To Educate Everyone And He Is My Hero! For Sure!❤

[@w0mblemania]

"There's guns, guns, guns, guns, guns, guns, guns, guns everywhere". Bruce says, leaning over a revolver. 🔫😂

[@melissahanawalt6383]

Lol

[@tinamalik362]

"Nothing good happens after midnight" -- Mom wisdom 101.

[@normalindividual4243]

unless you work at night because you can't stand human beings? I worked night shifts for years before every 2nd week literally

[@matthew.m.stevick]

Many of my best times happened after midnight and they were all absolutely incredible

[@TheodoreBrosevelt]

​@@matthew.m.stevick Just gotta be careful, the freaks still come out at night 😂😂

[@knockzquoted]

i would revise it to 2am in my experience this is because when riding my longboard at night it always seems like tweakers mess with ppl after 2am and its also when clubs close

[@tinamalik362]

@@knockzquoted I used to roadie in the Virginia Beach area, so many of my best times happened after 2 am. I was never accused of listening to my mother's "wisdom". 🤪

[@enzorocha2977]

3:50 Bruce was about to explain what a sternal rub is but doesn't follow through. For the curious, it's the application of painful stimulus with the knuckles of a fist to the center chest of someone who is not alert and does not respond to verbal stimuli. It's the most common painful stimulus practiced in the field by EMTs, paramedics, and apparently, cops. There have been cases where bruising happens, so you can imagine the pain involved, as Bruce alluded to.

[@Slinkwater]

Friend of mine used to be an EMT back in the day. He told me they'd also take a pen and their thumb and twist your nips, is that true? I believed him but never thought to press him on it later, lmao.

[@impalamama7302]

Yes, and his response to the sternal rub wasnt good. I just hope that the officers took him in as ER Commitment to get him medically cleared. He could dead off hs a$$ drunk, but he could have a medical condition or head injury AS WELL that may need addressing. I have seen it and people will die in custody because the cops just "assumed" they were only drunk.

[@ilikemitchhedberg]

Thank you for the explanation!

[@jamiesonreynolds7485]

​@@Slinkwaterno lmfaaaaaooooo

[@ClickClack_Bam]

As a judoka imo the most painful pressure point is on the side of a person's jaw right below the ear where there's a sort of "hole" that your thumb knuckle falls into if you start behind the ear & bring it down to the jawline. You'll feel the jawbone & be in the hole at the same time. ANY pressure applied here from your thumb knuckle inwards is going to drive you ABSOLUTELY CRAZY. It's a judo choke hold move to drive the choke into place REGARDLESS of if the person is fighting it etc. The sternum rub is good & all, but go ahead & place your thumb knuckle where I'm talking about & push it inwards even the smallest little bit & you'll experience instant pain & response from ANYBODY who is STILL living lol. It's the greatest response technique that you can do on BOTH genders & not be accused of fondling a female etc.

[@indyanna8742]

My mom was sitting up waiting on my brother to get home from work at midnight (my brother was 17 then and it was his first job) when this guy just walked into our house, shut the door and proceeded to walk thru our dining room and then up the stairs... A few minutes later my brother comes home and finds my mom stammering about a man in the house... My brother goes upstairs and finds my Dad asleep and the man passed out in bed next to my sleeping Dad... Police come, take the guy away..turns out the drunk guy had the same house # but lived next street over..

[@sedonarose7563]

Oh My Gaaaaaaawwwwwwwwdddd!!!

[@ivansyomkin2156]

I've heard about stories like that where the drunk person gets shot. There was also the woman who walked into a strangers house, thought the guy the was the intruder instead of her and killed him. So not a bad end to the story overall.

[@sozeytozey]

That sorta thing coulda turned ugly real quick... good to know it was just an honest drunk mistake 😂

[@shirleywiese5230]

WTF 😂😂😂😂

[@brandonmyers3319]

My dads had a gun pointed at him, in highschool he was going to a party and had the wrong address walked in and announced himself. Homeowner did the same, with a revolver pointed at my dad 😭☠️ Clearly no incident since I’m typing this but man. Double and triple check when you’re on property, especially if you don’t know for sure.

[@NailahRoberts]

I have to commend the cops for being so professional and calm.

[@l3dcobra120]

Honestly. I got a bit nervous when he started to stand up as they found the gun. That could have escalated quickly. Drunk guy who has just woken up might panic if the cops manhandle him too much, I know I would. They handled it well.

[@Sidiciousify]

He couldnt do shit man was fangling his grenades.

[@john2g1]

@@l3dcobra120 yeah I think this video is a perfect example that there's something seriously wrong with police training. This guy was clearly too impaired to hear someone speaking loudly inches from his face. The gun was too far down his pants to draw, and he had a cop holding the left and right side of his body... Gun gun!!! ??? WTH are you getting excited for? I'd be more fearful of a two year old with a pistol in this guy. I'm glad common sense kicked back in and they calmed down. I'm also personally annoyed that I'm happy the cops didn't abuse him or violate his constitutional rights... That's the standard and their job. The societal view of police should not be so terrible that when they act normally everyone applauds them.

[@PeachthePomMom]

@@john2g1I think if you worked in Detroit and saw someone trespassing past midnight fucked up on some unknown substance you’d be on high alert if you saw a gun too. It takes a split second for someone to kill you.

[@DanielleGillespie]

From Michigan know what to do and not to do! My Granny used to say the only things open after Midnight was legs and jail!

[@OBeezyNB]

“Hi,I’m Bruce Rivers always packin neva lackin” is pure GOLD! That needs to be in every video intro from now on

[@unanemus6869]

Finally unfortunately my city shows up on your channel, and the cop you see (not the one that has the body cam) is someone I went to high school with. Wild.

[@bobchipman4473]

Wild indeed. Small world.

[@BrotherShamus]

Bruce and the content genius have been killing it lately

[@chase5436]

I don't think I've ever seen "2 seconds ago" before. Maybe I just love Bruce's content so much, or maybe I need to get off KZbin and finish my project.

[@MrMali22]

I seen one like 2 weeks ago. I got a 9 min ago on this one lol

[@cathybenadaro]

Amazing a drunk person with a weapon,would go up on a brightly lit porch,and crash in their porch chair.

[@cocoaddams4502]

A friend of mine got wasted and was walking home at 1am. He saw a pool at somebody's house and decided to go swimming. Naked. They called the cops but when the cops arrived he hid in the bushes. The cops took his clothes and left. They never found him. My naked friend came out of the bushes but still drunk af. SO HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR OF THE HOUSE WITH THE POOL AND WHEN THEY ANSWERED HE ASKED FOR A TOWEL AND THEY GAVE HIM ONE. He finished walking home.

[@Pragabond]

I loved watching Bruce pause for a second before going into that ad read. He was 100% brainstorming an esign ad on the spot at the speed of trial lawyer

[@meeeeeeeeeeeep]

"I'm Bruce Rivers, ALWAYS packing, NEVER lacking!" - Bruce Rivers 🔥 🔫 💥

[@StevenEvens7125]

Please do not shorten these uploads. If anything feel free to make them longer. You rock!

[@daynasafranek7807]

I have been too intoxicated more than once and yet that never happened. It’s sad if he was so intoxicated he didn’t know where he lived or had a reliable address on his person for a taxi or Uber driver. It pays to think ahead in case someone more responsible can assist in getting you home safely. He’s lucky he wasn’t on the wrong porch and shot. The gun was a very bad idea especially to go out drinking.

[@catmansma]

I almost feel sorry for the kid. But I'm a mom. Now if I were his mom, I'd give him what for, take his weapons, and make sure he not do this again. I'd sit on him fir awhile. The kid knew not to talk, but as a mom, I'd worry that he were depressed. That drunk, weapon, not speaking. Yes...have a plan. Stupid children.

[@davidedwards1705]

I drink at home so to eliminate this issue.

[@john2g1]

Shooting a person on your porch is 100% illegal. Even if you tried to use trespassing as a defense the person has to be made aware of the trespass. I don't think that guy was aware he was under arrest in that moment.

[@themanhimself3]

@@john2g1 some of these dumb fucks think they can murder someone for simply stepping on their lawn. It's fucking insane.

[@blockshop6492]

Great policing. Kudos to the officers for a brilliant display of a positive interaction. The ripples of choices made.

[@atsylor5549]

Once they found the gun I was positive they’d immediately pull theirs out point it at the guy and start screaming don’t touch the F’ing gun. The police should use this as a training video/example of how to control and resolve a possibly dangerous situation without escalating it.

[@livelucky74]

@@atsylor5549 this is how about 99% of police interactions go. it just seems worse because the bad 1% all get posted on the internet

[@mtino7509]

​@@livelucky74 Thank you! I completely agree.

[@undefinedchannel9916]

@@livelucky74 Problem is that “1%” of police officers don’t get disciplined and either move departments or get a slap on the wrist.

[@hashslingingslasher4214]

@@undefinedchannel9916 exactly. power and more responsibility and all that

[@Grandma_Lori]

My parents always said, "Nothing good happens after the street lights come on." 😂❤

[@kathleendestefano5577]

Omg I love your sense of humor!!!❤❤ Can you imagine the stories offices have to tell!! Much respect 👮‍♀️

[@RicoBurghFan]

That's where Cops came from.

[@silvana4321]

He will have a lot of material for a book !!

[@daynasafranek7807]

He has to have one with some of the clientele looking for defense attorneys or he would be in a rubber room

[@RGTFLA85]

I remember this video when it first came out. I really appreciated that the officers did their due diligence in making sure he did not have a concealed weapon permit in Michigan before hitting him with the concealed charge.

[@lauraann1]

I love how much of a proud loving adoring dad you are to Michael. It makes my heart happy to see. Y’all are a remarkable duo. Stay golden & thanks for always being a source for high quality content thats not only meaningful but so damn entertaining. 💙💚

[@alexwoodies4043]

Shootout to Michael doing the excellent behind the scenes work as always. Keep it up Bruce, love the videos.

[@trevormassoth2802]

Man, if youre gonna drink, leave the gun at home. Even if you can get away with it, if you need it, and youre messed up, guaranteed youre not gonna be accurate or safe. Life is better sober.

[@silvana4321]

Mr Rivers you give the best commentary ever I am listening to this videos while driving. Michael is really the content king you both make a great team!!

[@Boskibro]

If he kept the gun in his prison wallet they never would have found it and he would be a felony free man. Take notes kids.

[@lilvoicemail5738]

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@meeeeeeeeeeeep]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hunter704]

Hiding your illegal gun under your nuts is a great plan considering the alternatives. But when you have your pants around your knees and hands down your underpants it might draw attention to your concealed position.

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

Only a matter of time until somebody starts making guns you can smuggle into prison that way, we already have phones like that in the UK

[@powerboon2k]

​@@Ukraineaissance2014That's right fellas, here in the UK we already have phones being made to be transported in your anus. It's mental guys, proper gangster stuff. We are proper into the crime life over here. We are no longer playing. I definitely don't test popping that phone in and out of my arse either, and I didn't get a dildo shaped phone either before you ask. Like I said, it's proper grimey crime life over here.

[@mollycote1021]

Keep them coming, Thanks Bruce and Mike! Nothing good happens after midnight ‼️‼️‼️

[@ricktaylor4real]

Well… nothing good happens “IN PUBLIC” after midnight! We have to clarify that, plenty of good thing can happen at home. 🤣👍🏼☮️

[@mollycote1021]

@@ricktaylor4real LOL, your are spot on! 💪🏻🙏🏼‼️🤣💯👯💥

[@zwischenzug1]

At least he ain't self-snitchin'

[@atsylor5549]

I’m really surprised the cops acted professionally the entire time. And I’m super surprised once they found the gun they didn’t immediately draw their own and start screaming don’t touch the F’ing gun like lunatics. The police e should use the video as a training aid.

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

Yep thats usually how US police seem to act, just completely escalate the situation screaming and pushing people around at their first chance. Very well dealt with here.

[@Oliviaandtrina]

The bar is literally in hell 😂

[@johnweinhandl8890]

You don’t care. Because it’s KZbin. And because of confirmation bias. But this is how 99% of ALL interactions with law enforcement goes The 1% is sensationalized and put online by the media. And that’s your perception and that’s what you believe

[@postersm7141]

I was thinking the exact same thing. I’m surprised they didn’t Mag Dump on the dude as soon as the first officer said “GUN”

[@13donstalos]

I know it's no laughing matter. But the image of the cops screaming and dumping a clip into his unconscious body made me laugh so hard.

[@tmusa2002]

Something similar. About 3am somebody knocks. It’s a young man and a cop. In short, the kid knew the cop was after him and he pulled in my drive and told the cop he lived there. The cop wanted him to prove it. Drunk driving, he got cuffed and stuffed, car towed, wrecked our night with all the lights flashing, commotion, tow truck came, and got some rumors flying, too, I’m sure!

[@Budgetgadgets2]

"Nothing good happens after midnight..." Facts.

[@laciewings]

I just wanna say that I really enjoy your channel! There's a lot of good channels out there and very little time, but your vids have always made my daily queue!

[@CmonDudes]

Q: “How do you sleep standing up?” A: Percocet or Opiates

[@theamphibiousbicycle]

The cop who approached him was actually quite sweet.

[@tannershanksftw]

Nothing good happens after midnight? But, Bruce! I work 2nd shift 😢

[@Tortilla.Reform]

Hahah I agree, that old wives tale cliche ignores the context and nuance of all the people who work nights or live differently. Nothing against Bruce, but it’s always seemed a bit lazy when someone says it earnestly

[@jimsnapp82]

I live in North Carolina, our CCW permits are only valid when on your person WITH a photo ID. Consumption of alcohol voids the permit here too. We also have a duty to inform police that we are armed. Any violation of the rules of CCW makes you ineligible for a permit for 3 years.

[@Meanie74]

“Now… his hand is down his pants and his pants are… ya know” I do not know Bruce 😭

[@vallejomach6721]

Self itchin'

[@serenity6415]

I saw a video last night of a car accident rescue. When I saw it happened early a.m., "Nothing good happens after midnight!" So much trouble is avoidable these days.

[@staceyritchie7100]

Bruce, from my experience the male brain NEVER fully develops!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Love your videos!

[@Tortilla.Reform]

As a man, I would have to agree with you considering domestic violence and sexual assault statistics (especially within the police force, contextually linked to the conversation because it’s a traditionally male dominated industry)

[@Sniperboy5551]

@clipclop15 Women perpetrate domestic assault against men more often than men do. It’s only a couple percent, but that’s what all of the latest scholarly papers say. Women hit men, but men are supposed to deal with it. If a woman even accuses a man of DV, he’s going to jail. It’s a double standard in this justice system, women perpetrate more physical assaults than men do.

[@meeeeeeeeeeeep]

​@@Tortilla.Reform Its fantastic to see a man like you speak on this!

[@tomp622]

And a women's mouth never closes

[@larrylicavoli]

@@tomp622 usually because they have to tell their man to stop being or acting like an idiot every day or two

[@rarelytwice_]

Bruce, I already knew how much I loved your content. You’re innovative and entertaining and relatable. Hearing you talk about the things you’ve been through as a kid in that Letecia Stauch video just made me that much more of a fan. What you’re doing is great and you seem like a great person. ❤

[@billrobinson7897]

Dude is blackout drunk while his immediate future is being dictated in front of his eyes 🤣 that’s fucking sick man

[@JLH565]

Just found this channel yesterday. I pretty much have been watching non-stop.

[@DowntownTasty]

He’s honestly lucky he didn’t accidentally hit the safety off and shoot himself in the crotch lol. My mom has worked in trauma surgery for years and has seen just the utter stupidity of people lol.

[@jmc_-im6sd]

"Chedda Bob'd" himself lol

[@GilFavor101]

18:00 As someone that has been struggling with a TBI/Severe Concussion for 20 years: It's often easier said than done to "plan better/be more responsible". Ever go to a doctor in the U.S.? Those bills are crazy; it's almost like having no insurance and paying cash is cheaper?! But I digress, "can't judge a book by its cover" reliably.

[@Jerseylulu]

He didn’t self-snitch! Maybe drunk, strapped, mastering his undies..but no snitching

[@michah321]

The song at the beginning and end is SO compelling, and I'm seeing people mentioning it all over! This show is brilliant!! It's interesting and educational.

[@dj092768]

I remember in like 1985 or so, I literally walked in to this old couples house, because they had the same house number as me. My Father (a lawyer) was pissed as fuch.

[@indyanna8742]

Omg..did you live on Pearl St?

[@tabnaka]

did they shoot?

[@LogiMack]

This is the kind of content I loom forward to. Thanks Michael!

[@clairesalinas1976]

I love your videos, you make me laugh and give great advice thank you ❤

[@aaronthompson3014]

9:00 After spending time in the military, I can attest you can DEFINITELY sleep standing up 😂

[@coulson4267]

Gotta love Michigan, man. If I found a man sleeping on my porch I’d just give him a blanket. Wouldn’t even raise a brow. 😭

[@who818]

"how do you sleep standing up!?" "He leans"😏

[@M.Cunningham]

Thanks Bruce - yes the police officers showed restraint and professionalism and yes nothing good happens after midnight especially if you are intoxicated and sleeping on somebody else's porch with an unregistered gun.

[@HircineDaWolf]

no such thing as a registered gun unless its an nfa item

[@jamesharvey8835]

I live in a building where lots of drugs go in and out, and I see people who are so stoned on fetty that their heads are falling down to their knees. Somehow they stay on their feet but they are in another world.

[@juliawandless6032]

Oh… Wow… That was an interesting case Bruce. I think that could have been a moment of stupidity by falling asleep on someone else porch. And how terrifying for the 80 year old lady who lived there!! Thank you Bruce and Mike for this interesting content. ❤❤

[@abasdarhon]

How to get a felony while sleeping: 1) Decide that, with all the stuff he wanted to carry in his pockets, he didn't have room for his ID. 2) Decide to also carry a concealed firearm. 3) Decide to drink to excess. 4) Decide that, despite having cash on hand, not to call for a cab/Uber/ride/etc and instead walk.

[@newerwrld]

insane work ethic... 1 mil on the way!!!

[@maph2759]

Thanks for explaining that sternum rub thing, never heard of it, but now i read a bit into it and it’s pretty cool

[@virginiaordaya]

“How do you sleep standing up” - someone blissfully unaffected by the opioid epidemic 😂

[@titanarum666]

watch the whole video . he was sleeping in a chair , the police stood him up to search him 4:26 ya twit

[@3xceIIent]

@@titanarum666 1. That's what bruce said, not this person. 2. Bruce said it in response to the police officer shaking the suspect telling him to "wake up" 8:58. 3. Who pissed in your cheerios?

[@devondropemoff1757]

@@3xceIIent i pissed in his cheerios😈🤞🏻

[@privard89]

I think Bruce's son Michael had problems with addiction so I think he's aware of the opioid crisis. Also he's a lawyer so I'm sure he's defended people for selling out possessing opioid drugs

[@titanarum666]

@@3xceIIent my little sister on the table ,, right in front of me ... and mom thought it was funny

[@Pragabond]

"How do you sleep standing up?" Join the military and you'll figure it out. And by figure it out I mean you'll do it you'll still have no idea how lol

[@stefanhoimes]

Don't need to imagine.. the neighborhood public masturbator would routinely sleep in my backyard at my last house. Probably armed and never ok. Really sad situation to see someone abandoned like that and with seemingly no one able to get him help.

[@bonniecalahan]

Like the song says, "The freaks come out at night". 😂😂😂

[@KyleTGomez]

That is a PIMP ASS suit Mr CLR! Looks like that mofo got picked up at the cleaners 10min ago. I'm straight jelly. I don't even own a suit. It must feel awesome to dress like that on the daily. I stock groceries on the 3rd shift. Wish I got to dress like that on the daily.

[@Aunruh557]

Keep hustling! You’re doing good honest work. Don’t give up and someday you could. I started out in fast food and working for a construction company, and now I’m an attorney like Bruce 😊

[@elizabethgrant8538]

I commented yesterday that his suits were always on point!

[@knockzquoted]

@@Aunruh557 it aint much buts its honest work

[@BlueRidgeBubble]

Bruce Rivers. Great lawyer. Great dad. Great guy.

[@vessela7484]

I ended up at the wrong house once while staying at an AirBnB. First night there, coming home in the dark, all the houses looked similar and I went to the neighbours. My place had a number keypad on the door, whereas now all of a sudden, the door has a normal keyhole. It was at that point I realised I was at the neighbours and embarassed went next door to the correct place :D

[@MergeTheGreatLakes]

bro i had this problem one time but instead i accidentally slept in the house. the door was unlocked. we came super late at night. like 2am and it was a self check in place. the owner came home the next morning it was so awkward. the instructions were the SAME as their neighbors. also the GPS led us there. we didn’t see a number on the house we just assumed it was the right one. we also spent like 15 mins looking around and we just couldnt find any info saying otherwise. it was a mess. apparently in the morning we went to go look for the actual place and it was a unmarked turn that was like 30-50 feet farther down the main road down a hill

[@vessela7484]

@@MergeTheGreatLakes Hahaha no way that's hilarious! They actually left he door unlocked and you Goldilocksed them? Hope the fridge was well stocked at least.

[@dj092768]

I can sleep standing up very easily. Did it all the time when I was in the Navy.

[@bettyprice7428]

A lot of people can, but not me. Other people can go to sleep the minute they hit the bed but not me. I think they are lucky. Sometimes I think that I am the person that is lucky.

[@BlackNella]

My dad always told me the same “nothing good happens after midnight.”

[@carolhaynes8550]

After watching this, I think our police need a raise! One for showing up and another for having to remove a disoriented and inebriated man’s hands from his suspects family jewels. Was he protecting the gun or hiding the jewels?😂

[@libbylandscape3560]

Sometimes they just need to hold them.

[@monzpush9354]

Don't be caught lacking unless ya packing 😂😂😂 what a g

[@tannershanksftw]

Been waiting for this one!

[@nebraskaninkansas347]

Remember once as a cop arrested a guy that was decided to climb into and pass out in someone's car while walking home drunk. He was also hugging a stuffed animal in the car, not his. Lol

[@craigwithee]

Bruce dropping all these vids is cutting into my asmongold time.

[@greenbeagle13]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have to get back to Asmongold. He is one of the smartest dudes on KZbin. Love his take on so much of what is happening. But, I limit my kids on watching him because of his language, at times, but for me, he is worth the watch. ✌

[@Bardwellbarbell]

​@@greenbeagle13 super glad he made an odablock reaction

[@spacecaptainseth213]

I literally watched this video and thought to myself "I wonder what Bruce would think" underline the genius in content genius!

[@katherinebangle540]

Bruce and content genius, you are both so great! I love your videos! Thanks

[@amandametcalf8367]

I appreciate you adding the explanation of emptying the chamber.

[@virginiaordaya]

Question- is the CCP/CPL negated upon the imbibing of ANY alcohol or must the carrier be legally intoxicated?

[@meeeeeeeeeeeep]

Any alcohol I believe

[@ianmoone6562]

An individual shall not carry a concealed pistol or portable device that uses electro-muscular disruption (EMD) technology while under the influence of alcoholic liquor or a controlled substance or while having a bodily alcohol content of .02 BAC or above.

[@clifbradley]

Bruce didn't mention that Kimber is a high end gun

[@knowyourrights9793]

You're Spoiling us with all these New Videos!!!

[@boethomaszzbill3733]

“Nothing good happens after midnight”😂😂😂

[@yws4645]

At least he isn’t “self-snitching.”

[@yws4645]

@@Tortilla.Reform .. snitching = talking… This guy didn’t say a word to the cops.

[@Sniperboy5551]

@clipclop15 You must not know the definition of snitching, then.

[@IllwroughtSolopsos]

Getting drunk with a gun! Classic!

[@THEsoulquarian]

I remember nights out before Uber/Lyft. I think a lot of us made some questionable choices and were lucky to not to get caught/charged. There’s really no reason not to call Uber after a night of drinking/partying. It’s always cheaper than get arrested and having to go court.

[@dancurtis8476]

Yeah I remember a thing called a Taxi... You could phone them, using a landline or mobile phone, they had really easy to remember phone numbers. It's weird how you don't remember those?

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

We never had money so slept in bus stops or train stations

[@dancurtis8476]

@@Ukraineaissance2014 this is pretty accurate, I remember walking 16+ miles home after a free party, on probably 6 occasions. And sleeping under trolleys in supermarket carparks

[@Boutys_mom]

19:52 Bruce asks, How do you sleep standing up? Lol. 1. For me, 1992, Army Basic Training - literally standing up against a truck, I was sleeping standing up! 2. It's quite possible that this guy was so "intoxicated and/or tired", then add to it, probably felt so "defeated", that he couldn't even respond to the police, it makes sense to me.

[@S7EVE_P]

I know he probably wasn't doing the right thing but it's depressing to me that these young guys with a life ahead of them make these choices, or at least fail to make the right choice.

[@Feroste]

Do you tend to make a lot of choices when you're passed out?

[@S7EVE_P]

@@Feroste I make the choice not to get myself into a situation where I'm passed out.

[@valeriee9532]

I love your channel, Bruce! 😎❤ Keep up the great work!

[@BurdieFromHell]

1:38 this actually killed me. I ROFL'ed for real.

[@baddonkey75]

He invested all his points into carrying capacity 😂😂

[@robertkeime4907]

Nothing good happens after midnight is exactly what my dad told me when I was a teenager

[@PineBaskets]

A very high and confused person started unloading all their stuff in my yard, was there for hours, i did ask the sherrif to have them move on, took them about three hours too...

[@IditaBugger]

Even Cinderella had a curfew of 12:00 Midnight and we all know how that turned out.

[@lasombor1]

Hello, Salut from sunny Croatia Mr Rivers. Actually, I'm writing this because so many members of my big family are watching and like you and your vlog, even my grandmother. As Mr Einstein said ''if you can't explain to your grandmother you don't know the subject''. I hope I'll never meet you in person, for obvious reasons😄, so from a safe distance I wish you and your family, especially your editor😉, all the best. Thanks for opening to us a whole new dimension of something that is more than ''just doing my job'' stuff. Your (literally)big fun Jake-O Lonestar.