TikTok Traders Are Insane

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This video is an opinion and in no way should be construed as statements of fact. Scams, bad business opportunities, and fake gurus are subjective terms that mean different things to different people. I think someone who promises $100K/month for an upfront fee of $2K is a scam. Others would call it a Napoleon Hill pitch.
#TikTok #Stocks #Crypto

[@Spankster.]

Imagine calling up your financial advisor and he says "I have a feeling Elon Musk is gonna put out a tweet"

[@mielvanvelzen5967]

"Many analysts including myself believe that Elon musk is gonna put out a tweet"

[@marion.saturn]

I'm gonna give him a promotion

[@suprtroopr1028]

Imagine if they were actually going through financial advisers, 3 bottles in, yelling "if you say 'YOLO to the moon' one more time, I'M taking all your money instead of the hedge funds!"

[@angrycollector7012]

Lol

[@Jono793]

In terms of Crypto, Musk is a walking market manipulation!

[@ADT2525]

That first dude is just trying to make his $50 back on doge coin.

[@angadskate28]

Lmao

[@photoluke1499]

I feel personally attacked by this comment 🤣

[@TovenDo.O.Video-]

@#Blockchain LESS GOOOOOO

[@justsheeeps134]

Im surprised when he said eth has the same foundation/ same thing as doge lmao

[@KingvGio]

@@photoluke1499 How about now?

[@skurbee_]

This is so much more enjoyable to watch 18ish months later. Doge is worth about 0.06 right now, or 10x less than when that TikTok was posted. Truly an amazing financial analyst we have on our hands. And only 16 years old!

[@Snout007]

To the moooooon, baby!

[@Lucaz99]

Even Bitcoin has been harshly affected by FTX’s sudden colapse. The entire crypto market is crashing. What Coffeezilla said about the bubble was so clearly on point.

[@christiandruan]

Crypto never had any actual value. The only “value” it has was being a get rich quick scheme.

[@squibbelsmcjohnson]

It's all about taking peoples money, it's not legit advice

[@ember9361]

@@Lucaz99 oh no! Anyway 😂

[@superdragonzero1]

The longer I live on this planet, the more I understand why roosters start their day screaming.

[@kanatran64]

Totally underrated comment

[@LatoyaOKAY]

😂😂😂

[@amsbeats841]

AroooooooooooOOOOOOOO (cries in existential dread)

[@LalleMangaming]

lmao

[@octhe1uj]

I understand the pain now

[@Seto_Saotome]

Apparently you earn a degree in finance once you create a tik tok account

[@gokuafrica]

It comes free with the account

[@yotcca]

Yeah I wonder what I’m doing getting a finance degree from uni, might as well open a TikTok account

[@doccholo905]

"many analysts and including myself agree"

[@suyashwaghmare3911]

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 fake

[@vincemcsenile7318]

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 लानत है आप घोटाला कलाकार भी इस पृष्ठ पर पहुँच गए हैं? तुम सब दयनीय हो। आप कभी भी कुछ भी नहीं करेंगे।

[@InvestingBookSummaries]

That guy that said he had a yacht and called people poor is exactly what a coked up wallstreet trader in the 90s would look like and say.

[@mariahg2208]

I feel like that's a lot of people's attitudes nowadays is just that. Which is grotesque. Everyone wants to be rich quick nowadays. That guy just expressed in and put it into words in a very obnoxious and nasty way.

[@zProSniP3r]

except he was ironic

[@Syrxen]

@@zProSniP3r I don't understand how it's not dead obvious

[@GabbieCh]

@@Syrxen Yes, it was obviously funny 😃

[@skepticalrebekah]

You mean a coked up tiktoker in the ‘20s?

[@ryanr1945]

That aged REALLY WELL when doge is currently worth 10c on the dollar and ether is $1257 a share.

[@alexbuckenham1663]

1c not 10c so it's even worse lol

[@Life-hj4zi]

Lel

[@TSARMOTAF]

As far as i know, the dude that had all that dodge in the video didn't sell. If so, what a moron.

[@TheNameIsFreddy]

A share btw

[@oldkingcrow777]

Ether isn't good either really, but has a first (or technically kind of second in this case) to market advantage. Could take some years, but the vast majority of people buying/hyping ether are just speculators who want quick money. They'll rationalize it however they want, and power to em. But the flaws are blatant and not going anywhere anytime soon apparently

[@TXEENT]

"Many analysts including myself", I stopped right there, called my loan shark and I'm going all in. That real estate clip was pretty accurate, especially during the pandemic craze.

[@thenationofpeacock3309]

If you’re getting financial advice from TikTok, then you deserve to lose your money.

[@yep_2431]

People broke, no one deserves broker

[@yep_2431]

Hate the scammers not the scammed

[@duggybuckets7763]

There are actually some good tips on TikTok in general and some videos have good financial advice

[@jater10]

Its the new Bloomberg terminal, get with the times.

[@thenationofpeacock3309]

@@yep_2431 play stupid games, win stupid prizes

[@TomNashTV]

The next Barren Wufett

[@TheXrythmicXtongue]

💀💀

[@pandainvestingco]

Nah, the next Tom Nash...... Allegedly! Lol

[@CampbellsUniverse]

Lmfao

[@SR-zi1pw]

Empty wufett

[@hurdur6828]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀💀 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOLOOLOLLLLLLLL LOL!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@craigstoner2632]

This is why it's important to know history. There is nothing new here, from the motives of buyers and sellers to easily refutable claims.

[@CrispyLink]

5:35 I'm a woodworker and I must say I agree with your analysis. This man must be a billionaire based on the prices of lumber even now, let alone a year ago.

[@smalltime0]

all he'll need to do is sell a kindey and go into eye-watering debt to buy a house.

[@PassportBrosBusinessClass]

If Doge goes to $1000, I’ll be worth more than the US Air Force

[@kitno6415]

@LoS fan 🙌🏾 it will reach 1 dollar, maybe in 2 years

[@desmondwatson9079]

@LoS fan 🙌🏾 Too long? Why the hell does time matter? Doge can definitely hit $1 but it has to have the hype and people ultimately need to have a reason to buy it other than just flipping it.

[@desmondwatson9079]

@LoS fan 🙌🏾 If you need money now you shouldn’t be investing, gambling is what you should be doing. So we’re not talking about those people. I bought $514 of Doge 2.5 years ago, sure it took a while, but I made a lot more than I invested (that’s the plan). You mean to tell me the only reason you should invest is to make money now? Do you understand how ignorant you sound? 😂 You saying you’d rather day trade tells me all I need to know. Most day traders (especially the less-experienced) lose more money than they make. Edit: If we’re talking about the use and overall fundamentals of Doge right now then I agree it’s not a good investment. It only moves with hype and you can’t spend them on anything, but investing a little is better than missing out completely. IMO

[@nunalex]

@LoS fan 🙌🏾 what you want is gambling, trading as you see it isn't investing, it's a 50-50 game

[@shivinshaji]

And it will happen in a week 😂

[@shocknawe]

“When I was 13, I used to say give it a year. Now that I’m so much older, 16, and hardened by reality, I know where you should invest your life savings.”

[@finickybits8055]

I'm reminded of a tweet I once saw: "You need to talk to people with the confidence of a 13-year-old who's smoked pot twice, who's talking to a 13-year-old who's smoked pot once." I grinned all day from that visual.

[@shocknawe]

@@finickybits8055 Im hysterical from this. I really needed that one, John. Fak, mate. The world sucks.

[@LarsLarsen77]

A 16 year old should actually be taking way more risk than Dogecoin. He needs something way more speculative if he's going to turn his $58 into a retirement.

[@bardsamok9221]

@@LarsLarsen77 like what? robbing banks?

[@mariobaic6180]

Yacht? My dude, Alaskan crab farmers got bigger fishing boats than that. Calling that a yacht is like calling a goldfish,a "shark".

[@plaguepug2091]

Bro they had bigger boats than that in the 1400s

[@Coffee17990]

@@plaguepug2091I’ve seen canoes longer than that

[@dylan-2169]

One year later….. doge coin still never broke .75 cents

[@apurplekiwi2239]

Just wait bro this is still bear market bro keep buying bro it's about to blow up bro

[@Reddrik]

@@apurplekiwi2239 LOL

[@ayushsharma8804]

It's going to $10 quadrillion per coin

[@colejosephalexanderkashay683]

as compared to etherium and bitcoin, Doge decreased by the lowest percentage of the three

[@fartexplosion4480]

@@apurplekiwi2239 just wait bro, just trust me on this, even if crypto, the decentralised, unregulated currency gets regulated, it'll blow up bro

[@ChengTeoh]

So you're telling me that if I buy 333 Dogecoins at 0.50 cents a piece that an initial investment of $166.5 will eventually balloon to nearly a million dollars ( $999,000 ) if Dogecoin reaches the ludicrous price of $3000 within a few months? That sounds reasonable ... in a world where pigs can fly and when rain comes in the form of actual cats & dogs.

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

Market cap bigger than all known value on earth.... Pretty reasonable to me tbh

[@maratmkhitaryan9723]

Actually it's pretty real. When you trade USD/Coin to move the prices up or down you just need to create TRADES. It's unspecified how much you need to buy/sell to move prices up or down. When people say there is 2 trillion dollars in crypto, that doesn't mean there is ACTUAL 2 trillion dollars. That means all the coins price * all the coins current emission. As you all know, most of the bitcoins are lost and they now cost a lot of money. Thats why market cap is so big.

[@vincemcsenile7318]

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 तुम दयनीय बकवास कर रहे हैं। मुझे आश्चर्य है कि आपका परिवार आपके बारे में क्या सोचता है? हो सकता है कि वे आपके बारे में बिल्कुल न सोचें।

[@nesultimate3854]

Cats and doges

[@jockrockwell3947]

bitcoin cash guys bitcoin cash, its always the coin thats useable and nobody is talking about that takes off next..

[@MaxAukshunas]

I'm firing my financial advisor and hiring the kid in the Astros hat

[@jamesw9250]

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 such a bad attempt it’s almost cute

[@bryang8692]

Astros cap means he's willing to bend the rules just like everyone else to be the best.

[@tylerprivette6036]

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 Reporting pretenders like you starts to feel good after a while.

[@chevelle321]

His gonna cheat your way to financial success

[@askmemum]

An honest baseball team is there ever was one

[@why6212]

Can you imagine how we possibly ended up in a recession now?

[@ddylun]

I was thinking the same thing this whole video

[@Vvopat96]

Are you actually wondering because it's pretty simple answer, everyone has extra money = money worth less = inflation = fed increases interest rates = nobody can loan money = money is expensive = nobody has money = nobody has money to invest = everything falls

[@fitnerdchronicles]

@@Vvopat96 Whoosh

[@c17b]

@@fitnerdchronicles he’s right tho

[@fitnerdchronicles]

@@c17b Who, Vompatti? He's not lol. everyone has extra money = nobody has money? I'm not going to elaborate any further it's a waste of time. Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

[@8BLOO8]

Sigh I knew some people who invested in the whole Doge coin and Game Stop thing and I didn’t even know they did it until afterwards. These are people who I would normally consider pretty smart and rational so it was just so sad to see people close to home being tricked too :(

[@alexaecho4273]

Yea those actions are of a pretty smart person

[@j3en534]

It was a classic RuneScape scam with a few people at the top saying let’s hold it, meanwhile they’re busy selling.

[@sega64official]

You're acting as if the market never recovers and won't ever recover lol. Check Doge in 2-3 years. Your friends will be fine.

[@sega64official]

@@j3en534If you looked at a chart, you'd see crypto recovered harder after it crashed every time. I've survived bear markets like this one over and over and over again. Must be a sad life being a passive aggressive internet bully.

[@j3en534]

@@sega64official I’m just sayin man at the end of the day someone loses and with coins based on memes it’s certainly not the people promoting them

[@bennyrodriguez8788]

A house in California can be $500,000 dollars a regular one, a mansion in Texas $500,000 dollars... and if you want to move to Oklahoma for $500,000 dollars you can buy the State.

[@KangaMoose34]

Well, Then you would have to live in Oklahoma

[@sorrychangedmyusername3594]

You can buy an entire subregion in South East Asia with that type of money.

[@glidemusic1023]

@@KangaMoose34 Lucky me

[@IeeIee778]

@@glidemusic1023 let me stay PLEASE

[@bardoomguy]

I like that boat guy. So humble and down to earth =))

[@Mggggssss]

cringe

[@brianleavenger9569]

i believe it was sarcasm and a joke!

[@billbojangles3992]

I don't know about him in general but his brain is definitely burried down to earth

[@marcussteinde468]

@@billbojangles3992 pretty sure it was satire lol

[@desmonides]

sniff sniff

[@stonkman3091]

This aged well.

[@Xetarine]

Extremely well...

[@thomasbuck303]

Yeah doge coin currently worth $.07

[@dotanuki3371]

it's not all bad, the guy with the pile of wood did ok

[@rodrigorodriguez509]

Once you get to be coffee's age it's really not that difficult to identify the biggest idiots in the world

[@MashaRistova]

Lmao the girl who bought AMC at $15…. Today it’s worth $8

[@YukiGibson]

lmao, just noticed that

[@OnlyGrafting]

Pump It

[@richcooop]

Yeah but she bought it right before it jumped up to like $300

[@michaelsean09]

Wonder if day trading is still her hobby

[@andreklingler8666]

@@michaelsean09 lmao if you look at the day this video was made, around May 2021 is right before AMC jumped up about 6x to 70$ so she actually made hella if she sold and wasnt retarded.

[@henri2104]

As Warren Buffett once said "everyone is genius is a bull market"

[@patchpatch4008]

Very true, when things are charging full ahead everyone becomes over confident and take bad positions

[@mariomario9990]

As long as you have time and do basic research on what you hold, you accumulate during down times. At least intelligent people should

[@budgetking2591]

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 reported :)

[@guunyu321]

I think that was Mark Cuban who said that

[@henri2104]

@@guunyu321 "In a bull market, everybody's a genius. But a bear market reveals who's got what it takes to achieve long-term success" is what Warren Buffett said, Mark Cuban just said the part about everyone being geniuses

[@Nxgtn]

The 16 year old who can’t buy stocks is giving stock tips😂💀🤦‍♂️

[@Bolling0]

Why don't you think he can buy stocks

[@prod.reallywill1818]

@@Bolling0 he’s not old enough to open account unless his parents let him

[@carterwilson3568]

@@Bolling0 he could open a custodial account in NA but he’s still much too inexperienced to be giving “financial advice”

[@StarComet7]

@@Bolling0 bc in pretty much any where you cant even open a stocks account even less purschase stocks yourself

[@jjs8426]

@@Bolling0 no not really

[@S0l1dZ3r0]

I once tried to buy a condo on a Saturday and the owners said they weren't accepting offers until Monday. I knew they wanted a bidding war and I did not want to be involved with that BS. I offered them $100 over their asking price that day and they took it 🤣

[@Skoopyghost]

Hopefully not in crypto?

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

@@Skoopyghost If you bought something tangible with your crypto as opposed to more/different crypto schemes, that's a win in my book. They don't let you go down to the supermarket and buy a six-pack of Coca-Cola with a 1% stake in the Coca-Cola Company.

[@bilsid]

they would have accepted a lower offer

[@S0l1dZ3r0]

@@bilsid Maybe. I didn't want to be too insulting though. That unit had been renovated and was only a few hundred dollars difference in price from a unit which had 4 student tenants in it and had not been renovated in the same building.

[@javaskull88]

You called the peak a few months early, but your analysis was spot on. The people are insane.

[@hoastbeef1202]

The problem with social media: people with no life experience telling other people with no life experience how to think and behave. Sad!

[@NoName-de1fn]

yuo

[@NoName-de1fn]

yup

[@successwithstacee9290]

The secret to wealth is screaming.

[@darkushippotoxotai9536]

Haha, I'd say yes. My local Politician agrees wholeheartedly

[@SR-zi1pw]

+ tiktok

[@dylancollins780]

AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHJ!!!!

[@BryanRolax]

Dragon Ball voice actors. Funny how it works.

[@danielhennessy6631]

As you said near the end of this video, the incentive that drives these alt coins is the same mechanism that drove penny stocks. The idea of turning 3000% is so appealing to some they don't even care about the underlying. Kinda like the lottery.

[@yuhaowen9862]

If you check the doge coin price history, you'll find that this video was published almost right at the peak (so far). What a legend.

[@dragosdinu7130]

Dude, you are a breath of fresh air in this crazy crazy world that we live in. The crypto phenomenon has given rise to a ton of self proclaimed experts and analysts.

[@cameronjohn604]

Beyond insane. Don't worry, cold hard reality is on it's way. BTC to zero by 2023.

[@EthanL21800]

@@cameronjohn604 I hope

[@belhinaniabdelkhalek6481]

@@cameronjohn604 5 months later after your comment,it's still going down lol

[@vcassano9775]

Be careful, you’re gonna hurt their feelings

[@manmeetsingh491]

@AntiochEthereal tbf back then crypto unregulated a lot and a lot of crypto scams were happening, its changed a lot now.

[@IsUserADuck]

"Many analysts, including myself" :D the sheer arrogance of this phrase :D

[@jeffwhitelock1013]

This is GREAT i love this!! You need to do this more!

[@dwalden3361]

Love the call outs. You earned a subscriber

[@zayneytem]

Context for 5:26, there's actually a huge wood shortage in multiple states in the USA. Practically a valid flex.

[@lewisgreenhalgh7546]

It's not a real shortage it's manipulation.

[@zayneytem]

@@lewisgreenhalgh7546 interesting. 🤔 Got any proof or sources on that?

[@lewisgreenhalgh7546]

@@zayneytem Hey yes. I mean for a start we never really have shortages it is just price manipulation to makes us bums pay more for shit. Google reallygraceful and watch her latest video. Let me know what you think.

[@zayneytem]

@@lewisgreenhalgh7546 just finished it- it certainly makes a lot of sense. But so far it's still speculation. Would like to know if its proven in court sometime soon. The driver's statement is an anecdotal evidence still. Certainly a good watch thougy. Thanks mate.

[@tanisitalia1970]

Funny enough, investing in lumber would have actually been a great play.

[@elonmust7470]

Do you have a wearhouse?

[@tanisitalia1970]

@@elonmust7470 meant lumber stocks, like WY or PCH. at the time of the video they were at highs

[@OriginalCovfefe]

Tiktok traders and most youtube traders are a joke. They only read charts and make baseless price predictions based on said charts and are wrong almost all the time. To call themselves “analysts” are a joke, to say the least

[@mchase4]

And now AMC hit $70 yesterday. Life isn’t real anymore. Lol.

[@michaelwilliams2341]

@10:41-10:47

[@louxuan1]

@@michaelwilliams2341 the best part lololol

[@RJTradess]

Maybe if people didn’t naked short illegally it wouldnt happen

[@jusrome2037]

@@RJTradess but coffeezilla won’t even bother mentioning naked shorts ? That’s the reason why we hold AMC,

[@RJTradess]

@@jusrome2037 he’s focused on finding the next scam to make fun of I guess

[@codymenesini5102]

I’ve spent the past 3 days explaining to doge people why it’s fundamentally impossible for it to go much past a dollar. They are a different breed man.

[@Joe_Bidens_hair_fetish]

Why is that if you don't mind me asking? I don't have a dog in this fight, just curious

[@blessedafricarains6429]

@@Joe_Bidens_hair_fetish Pun intended ?

[@Joe_Bidens_hair_fetish]

@@blessedafricarains6429 actually it was punintentional

[@yupcrazy...5465]

Why not ?

[@djBlindFaith]

There’s 130 billion Doge... 116 million Eth... as time goes on the supply of Doge increases... that alone will drive down the price... make ya money and get out, put your profits to work on something else

[@Eye_Rant]

It’s good to come back to these and see how these insane claims failed miserably

[@AngelicaNyqvist]

Me listening to the talk about buying in Texas going "yep yep yep yep". Now Im sad.

[@fanenthusiast3802]

We're in a yoloconomy. Which I'm pretty sure is a bubble.

[@jater10]

Yolonomics is the now. More evidence the world has gone insane

[@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult]

The cryptocurrency cycle works that way. These people will get rekt when the bear market comes

[@ayeansh]

@@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult here it is..

[@mr.marketoriginal3808]

Coffee Godzilla, you are probably the most hated person by these tiktokers! 🤣

[@charminarchaupal]

No that would be carryminati

[@zayneytem]

Nah, they all hate themselves to the core. Except the narcissistic ones, they hate everyone else equally.

[@feelingallrai]

Didn't someone hire a third-party to doxx him?

[@123batina]

As an elect professional securities trader I must admit this was one of the most painful videos I have seen in a while. So many books Ive read, articles, discount cash flow analisys to make sense of the market cap and future prediction... While kids are: oh, woke up this morning to do a little daytrading. You see - this stock was 15$, now its 11$, good buy. Or: Yeah, if we all buy - it goes up, we are all rich.

[@EM-wt6qe]

$3,000 DOGE would mean a 93T market cap which would mean it's worth about 2x all of the companies listed on the Dow Jones, NASDAQ, and S&P

[@jater10]

Some of the online doge hype squad are dellusional. I wonder about the quality of research they do if we can call it that.

[@SoldJesus4Crack]

3000 would mean 129billion coins x 3000 so way more lol itd be worth as much as all top index funds combined

[@christianvaldez755]

Loool

[@MARKCRASTO]

It would be worth 3 times the global GDP at $3000 a coin

[@roschma]

You just have to believe.

[@tookay4ever]

The dude showed us a 35k boat made in the early 2000s and he’s like a Yacht

[@sowishful]

Bruh no fucking cap 😂😂 mans showed the tiniest boat you can buy

[@alexandersherman419]

That "yacht" is a Hatteras motor yacht is definitely not 35k

[@tookay4ever]

@@alexandersherman419 true I was thinking MSRP

[@MontanaWeatherby]

but, MONEY MONEY MONEY!

[@LarsLarsen77]

The best part is he doesn't even own it. That's why he's not on it.

[@jakesux7250]

The one with the dude laying on the lumber pile was actually pretty funny

[@ricky4665]

Every time I need to convince someone to follow my opinion, I'll start my sentence with "Many analysts including myself believe..."

[@sammyjones8279]

And end it with "My source is I made it the fuck up" 😂

[@jonathanfairchild]

My source is “trust me, bro”

[@ajthevillageidiot]

We live in a time where 'YOLOed all your money' is an actual phrase!

[@matt-tasticaus9565]

They always print more so why not 🤣🤣

[@varchas4287]

Arey tanmay bhat fan

[@mandystop1077]

@@varchas4287 tanmay Bhatt OP😎😂🤣

[@MitChHic]

Had to comeback to this its to good. ty

[@SA-gf3th]

Endless market cap is something Elon would bullshit on earnings

[@daposubair2903]

I feel like Elon musk is running some kind of social experiment with this, it's absolutely hilarious

[@sprtsfanatic1]

The fact that he tweeted that he wanted to make cat-girls real and that blew up, I feel like he’s just trolling to see how people react. Indeed the best social experiment

[@Itssantiagodiaz]

He’s either proving people will follow celebrities and millionaires no matter what the statement could be. It can be a hype a trend or pick me situation. He’s showing most ppl that this world can be run by attention in some cases but big ups to the comments above 👆🏻

[@sprtsfanatic1]

@@Itssantiagodiaz Exactly. To your point, based upon what Musk tweets or mentions in statements, stocks and crypto can rise and fall exponentially. It’s uncanny that someone could have that much of a sway over a market

[@itsrainingcatsanddogs]

But that doge1 mission seems to be a thing worth the potential, isn't it?

[@BrodyLuv2]

He thinks WE ARE A SIMULATION . He is in a psychosis that will cost the Earth, literally.

[@justincarroll1836]

I mean the problem with these folks is that while they "have" a million dollars they have to sell their meme coin to liquidate it, which will tank the value. In other words, you have a very volatile position

[@smiledawg]

This is my favorite Coffee video

[@435wesley]

I’ve watched a ton of coffezilla and it’s all had substance paired with quality content. But this one made me chuckle more than any episode. Memenomics😂 hilarious😂

[@AcidxAnarchy]

The even more "substantially" moronic thing about the robinhood guy is that he doesn't even own 180k worth of actual doge coin. Robinhood does, and at any time they could screw him out of his life savings.

[@Coffee17990]

It’s funny how naive people think they know the most and get screwed over the hardest

[@mrmercedes745]

Nice to see Doge sitting at .31 cents atm, definitely feeling $3,000 optimistic!

[@applejambers7674]

I will eat a chunk of uranium of doge even reaches $2.50

[@aty4282]

@@applejambers7674 *pays you 3 bucks* Dew it!

[@nicoladyamniuk8817]

Time to but the dip! Lolw

[@noxturne16]

@@applejambers7674 ok guys let’s pump doge coin

[@toddlewis5567]

9 months later below 0.15 cents so comical.....

[@xolampungose]

The situation is very much saddening

[@robertbeisert3315]

I am monting a new coin, the "Musical Chair" Everyone goes around and around, bidding up the value of the coin, buying and selling and then...music stops, rug is pulled. The object of the game is to not be holding the bag. It's in the TOS, too, on like page 53, so you can't say you weren't warned.

[@mr.frugalinvestor4166]

We should be careful on money disposal if you are not spending to earn or get back money,then stop spending...

[@stellajohn9131]

Apparently my view on the solution is to venture into trading cryptocurrency

[@sophiaisabella7045]

I wanted to trade crypto but got discouraged by the fluctuation of price.

[@clarklewis9060]

that won't bother you if you trade with a professional like Mr Barry Silbert

[@nancywillams6092]

Am a living testimony of Mr Barry Silbert

[@rolandkelvin7328]

The right choice of an investment has always been the problem for me cause I know picking the wrong investment will leave a big scar in the future

[@abryant5258]

That lady investing in AMC wasn't telling anyone that she knew anything... she was just talking about her hobby and some buzz she heard about it

[@MaliKali-po9su]

Neither her nor the guy from the boat should be here.

[@Max-lf3tx]

I wish I wasn't unemployed in December of 2019 when my Chinese friend was talking about a new variety of Sars. If I'd shorted the airline industry then, I'd of been laughing all the way to the bank.

[@ethidian3444]

And her hunch about AMC turned out to be absolutely correct. Days after she posted that the stock became a meme stock and it rose significantly, and AMC took advantage of the rise of their stock and used it to benefit their business in the long term.

[@Rohit-wc7go]

Would love a follow up on these guys.

[@markstilig7378]

great video buddy ..keep going

[@arcadian3090]

Imagine: An entire office space full of tik tok traders scrambling across the room yelling, "GUYS ELON MUSK IS ABOUT TO TWEET DOGECOIN". Spoiler, Elon never tweeted.

[@spacecoastbonsai1421]

It pisses me off how true that tweet statement was about Elon. My ethereum investment fluctuated so much off Elon mentioning no more accepting bitcoin. Insane.

[@ravnholt]

"I'm gonna chill on my yacht" turns and reveals average sized sports fishing boat XD "you guys don't have a yacht?!" neither do you, Scooter XD

[@paulg2736]

I think that I will stick to my risky put selling, covered calls, LEAP call spreads, and all the other ways to create cost/risk reduction at very good returns.

[@kevinnsude8692]

The pumpamentals😂😂

[@nerfinator03]

You gotta

[@AttorneyTom]

Lmao. Great video as always

[@linuxd]

Aye, AttorneyTom you a beast 💪🏼 Love your videos, keep up the good work

[@robogamer1921]

Sup

[@dvdm4709]

Dang zilla gave you his personal number?!

[@dvdm4709]

@F A Ah yes, I forgot today's society needs the /s on joke comments

[@mattd2026]

U

[@lenk1432]

7:00, thats not a yacht, thats a boat lmao...

[@Spect3r.]

"Many analists including myself" Oh, this is going to be gold!

[@angryoaf]

He just bought Doge at .7 and he's trying to pump it back to break even. 🤪

[@ianconcilio]

I believe the comment you wanted about the "cabbie" giving stock advice is usually attribute to Joseph Kennedy that goes: “If shoeshine boys are giving stock tips, then it's time to get out of the market" - which is the statement he made after he cashed out his equity position before Black Friday...

[@Brandon-ml2zw]

Aside from the fact that filing lawsuits against people because they “made” you lose your money is an asinine law already, I love how only certain groups of people have to constantly disclaim their every statement with “NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE” to ward off the demons, despite giving literal financial advice. “Hey I’m not murdering you right now, I’m just telling you what I’m about to do with this knife. Don’t take aaaany thing I say as an indication that I’m a murderer.”

[@ccgreens2466]

Wow this is so good. Lol. Keep them coming. That’s hilarious.

[@MilenaSimsic]

Lol to be fair, it's great that first guy even knows what stocks are at 16 years old. Kinda not great that he has the potential to bankrupt himself before he's even legally allowed to.

[@pricemcgee8380]

Just about everyone knows what stocks are by the age of 16 lol.. even if you’re not sure how trading or the market works.

[@michaelmcdoesntexist8350]

I'm 21 and started learning at 14 what stocks were. Prolly not unique. Most people know of stocks, but don't understand and really know stocks. This loser calling himself an analysis is no different. Lmao

[@duckmeat4674]

Its been over a year and doge is not even worth 10c

[@SilkyLew]

Wait, you're telling me that this man is not 30?

[@nevermore7285]

Honestly. I think stocks was like a one month unit in a completely optional class on Highschool

[@yep_2431]

So glad you're out here smacking sense around. Hope you reach far and wide

[@KeydriaTheMage]

This was fun to watch a year later. Not a bubble, guys. Don’t worry

[@apocalypsecreek9818]

Dogecoin today 6-13-2022 (over 1 year later)... A Wopping $0.06. I'm learning that I should probably be safe investing in coffee, because there is going to be a lot of sleepless nights.

[@nefwaenre]

Wait till you hear this: Many experts including me, believe that we have absolutely no idea of what we're talking about.

[@RichardServello]

Love that 15 ft "yacht"

[@HappyJackington]

This reminds me a lot of a quote from John Kennedy about the Great Depression: "Taxi drivers told you what to buy. The shoeshine boy could give you a summary of the day's financial news [...] My cook had a brokerage account and followed the ticker closely. Her paper profits were quickly blown away in the gale of 1929." This is a year later, and the crypto market is starting to crash. There's way too much money being put into this speculative, unregulated market. It's only down from here.

[@keithdavison2960]

I’m reminded of the Tulip bulb bubble

[@PommeTeori]

imagine putting your whole life saving and praying elon musk tweet funny dog.

[@ryugurena3327]

😢

[@icauich762]

I mean someone became a millionaire doing that but he invested early lol

[@YahNation]

I will only go back to work when they pay me in doge.

[@Waspinmymind]

@@icauich762 ah like a pyramid scheme?

[@icauich762]

@@Waspinmymind you clearly don’t know what a pyramid scheme is lmao

[@junoluna3961]

Your videos about fake guru's helped me identify the fake ones . Recently been into a webinar ,the host just talks about the very basic of trading.Then proceeded with offering a mentorship program.

[@redrustyhill2]

They are all fake

[@joshbenson8039]

I love how he says “substantial” when he means “exponential”… what a smart advisor!!

[@Planck944]

As a particle and quantum physicist, I appreciate you mentioning us😂😂 9:49

[@ShadowSaberBaroxio]

"The only thing worse than Tik Tok advice is probably KZbin advice" -Advice I heard on KZbin.

[@Gio-ym4uj]

"endless market cap" is another way to say "economically useless"

[@TrashwareArt]

Coffee I've basically looked stupid telling my friends to avoid tokens - but I dont feel wrong still. I did congratulate them and told them to cash out (they didnt). I was definitely wrong, but considering that my friends dont understand the cashing out part of a pump, I think time will still prove me right.

[@hyplerai]

Has time proven you right?

[@PrimetimeX]

Well crypto has completely crashed and now theyre holding empty bags. My one friend who had "80k in NFTs" actually has zero dollars.

[@squibbelsmcjohnson]

@@PrimetimeX 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sexyfacenation]

@@PrimetimeX came with nothing. Give he is ok

[@luskira]

What’s the current status?

[@preritdas6998]

Many analysts including myself say Coffeezilla is the voice this world needs

[@waverunnerenterprise8063]

Here from the future doge coin crashed

[@MaddoBatto]

I was watching this without my glasses on. I genuinely thought that "LET'S CRACK, LET'S GET IT DOWN" guy was at a casino 🤣 All I could hear was excited gambling-like screaming, and all I could see was shaky cam and bright colors. Coffeezilla hit the nail on the head with that one 😆

[@seanji]

on one side, you have funds and research firms trying to make financial analysis an actual science. on the other, you have fintokers making it sound like palm reading. what a time to be alive.

[@genemechanic6773]

I got a MSc in finance from just watching TikTok on here, imagine when I sign up 🤯

[@jater10]

Do you have your degree from Tik Tok U?

[@HodeliGodeli]

Watching this when doge went back to 6 cents makes it even better

[@tonytins]

That is the most underwhelming "yacht" I've ever seen.

[@trishapaytas6971]

It’s funny watching this now when doge is at 17 cents lol

[@IllyasArt]

Pain

[@daniellarsson3453]

17 cents is still 50-100x any sane valuation of a joke coin.

[@trishapaytas6971]

@@daniellarsson3453 yea sure but no one is making anything from doge now it’s not even volatile I made 29% in two hours with a stock and lost .2% with doge

[@daniellarsson3453]

@@trishapaytas6971 It's not about the trading. The scam is the mining profitability, and the billions of dollars in coin the whales dumped after spending a few millions buying twitter influencers/shills.

[@IgotpoorNowRich]

This was recorded while Doge was at All time high.