Jeff Goldblum Lives More In Ten Minutes Than Most People Do In A Lifetime

Actor Jeff Goldblum, star of the new movie "The Mountain," reaches "peak Goldblum" by taking Stephen on a one-sentence emotional roller coaster.
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[@TinaTr84]

Jeff is a special kind of unique. He is jazz in human form. Love him.

[@chocolateface8664]

Jazz is like jello pudding

[@tresden1174]

Dude that is such a good way of explaining him

[@sharr630]

OMG that is the best metaphor for Jeff Goldblum I've ever heard. You win the internet!

[@chrishenson4450]

"Jazz in human form." This is the most accurate description of anyone ever offered. Well crafted!

[@TinaTr84]

@Kilo Mintoni That's not what I was saying. What I said was a compliment to both Jeff and Jazz.

[@BlakieTT]

Sprung poetically off of. Protect Goldblum at any cost. *ANY COST!!!*

[@nadjie13]

The man is a national treasure!

[@captainjacksparrow1518]

Freeze him

[@Nativegirl1985]

Confession: I have had a crush on Jeff since I was an adolescent 20 years later and he is still hot

[@margicates553]

Julianna Sequoyah he is a beautiful passionate tall Jewish man! What’s not to love ? 😍

[@andreaboyles4778]

Girl, me too. My first Jeff Goldbloom experience was "Earth Girls Are Easy" 😍

[@nustypistachio]

@@andreaboyles4778 Same! I had a crush on him then and fell in love with him on Independence Day.

[@amysanders4847]

@@andreaboyles4778 Heck yea, same!

[@artmartinez1704]

Julianna Sequoyah Would you say the same if he was short?

[@zenmasterwannabe]

Mr Goldblum is the only being on Earth, possibly in the cosmos, who can make awkwardness completely and utterly awesome.

[@lungshenli]

are you aware of the existence of Aubrey Plaza?

[@dominikbeitat4450]

They didn't even write a script for the Grandmaster in Thor: Ragnarok. Jeff just showed up and said whatever he felt like. Or so the voices told me.

[@amaraamaryllis4866]

This man needs to do movie reviews, his voice is made of velvet

[@carter7005]

Jeez, they were saying RECOLA. I was like, what is that. Its called RICOLA mates. Greetings 😅😜

[@3fammy]

Very typical entrance, randomly paying attention to someone's nail, a sudden quiz, explain something like a sugar high person. Hmmm I love this man

[@averybobo6113]

I'm not certain what was in those cough drops, but it must be good!

[@luramey]

he’s like magic passing by

[@usa1668]

"Upset my pockets". Ok Jeff...got it.

[@thefolksman]

My "like" on this video made the stats jump from 14K to 15K. Pretty poetic considering how much I love this beautiful being that is truly a gift to our times!

[@rockstarTraveler]

This was magical

[@ludmillagutomo]

jeff goldblum sure loves hall's. he almost choke on one while on conan 😂😂😂

[@onexcollegexkid5253]

“I didn’t want to upset my pockets”, how can anyone not love this guy.

[@JamesOfKS]

My guess is Ricola paid a bunch of money for that.

[@antistaticandi]

@@JamesOfKS No way. Jeff notoriously likes lozenges. Nearly choked on one during a Conan interview.

[@nathanlawrence7319]

I ask myself the same question. Is there anyone who actually doesnt like Jeff Goldblum? And if so, how is that possible?

[@itsboyaknow]

It’s so funny I do the same thing all the time and never thought of it that way 😂 I’m just like I wannabe comfortable or I don’t wanna make my leg hurt but I didn’t want to upset my pockets? Ahhh great 🤣

[@tonio2802]

Omg that was amazing

[@williamcortelyou4524]

Jeff Goldblum seems like a guy who would wander into a person's house, and just stay for a few days. And he would be so polite you just wouldn't have the heart to kick him out. He'd wake you up in the middle of the night, "I just saw the most beautiful commercial on late night tv, do you have a minute?"

[@NSalman]

I agree. So eloquently put.

[@rageagainstmyhairline5574]

@William Cortelyou That is SO indescribably Goldblum I'm pretty sure that exact thing happened to you.

[@Spikeelsucko]

"Yes, Jeff, I've got many for you."

[@Sindollx666x]

I wish that would happen to me.

[@tmseh]

Jeff Goldbloom or Bill Murray. They're like magical creatures!

[@captainjacksparrow1518]

This man gets paid to play himself in movies..

[@alenciaga21]

And do you know how hard it is to play yourself? He is a genius 🥰

[@mmenard0313]

For real..

[@happyclam1266]

with good reason

[@nickniehaus1763]

You seen Thor Ragnarok? Yeah

[@IronMan-tk8uc]

Yep, just like Robert Downey Jr.

[@HarryRobins]

I feel like he's constantly trying to catch up his speech with how fast his brain thinks.

[@zg6766]

🌈Him & Neil Degrasse Tyson💩

[@TWOhype23]

Damn that’s how I talk

[@frankenshake]

Saint Fresh 😂 Dude same. I have so much to say but my mouth can’t quite reach the hummingbird speed required to keep up.

[@jeffnaslund]

The sign of a true craftsman

[@xhellabentx]

I have the same issue

[@OneGeekStudios]

If Keanu Reeves is the nicest guy in Hollywood, then Jeff Goldblum is the most enthusiastic.

[@CrazyLinguiniLegs]

Yes, yes...Goldblum's enthusiasm for mundane details rivals that of Quentin Tarantino when talking about movies.

[@shaikha5257]

Henry Swanson oh my god I was about to say that Quentin Tarantino is too

[@nathanlawrence7319]

Battle of the Internet Boyfriends! Keanu Reeves vs. Jeff Goldblum. Who do you think would win our hearts over with their breathtaking kindness and charm?

[@vannhelsin2434]

He is very charismatic

[@jimalbi]

@@CrazyLinguiniLegs That's a hell of an idea here: Goldblum in a Tarantino movie!

[@Mindtide]

"I didn't want to upset my pockets" is peak Goldblum.

[@krisfrederick5001]

I've never had such consideration for my pockets, I feel as if I've done them wrong all of these years.

[@stillasp]

I deeply relate to that.

[@hawkeye5955]

Sharp keys are more of a threat to pockets than candy wrappers. 😂

[@mburch5680]

@@krisfrederick5001 pockets should be respected and not uncollected.

[@krisfrederick5001]

@@mburch5680 Lol

[@masonpines6349]

Jeff Goldblum could literally describe watching paint dry and make it fascinating to listen to.

[@king_1_2_1_4]

Jeff Golblum is one in a million

[@juicecantona6357]

One in a billion.

[@benm5221]

@Craig Anderson Great story. Now I need to google "jeff goldblum jazz", Never knew...

[@seanobrien7568]

Craig Anderson you'd love jeff goldblum to pump you doggie style

[@stannousflouride8372]

"You painters were so excited about changing the house color to chartreuse that you never stopped to ask if you _should_ paint it that color."

[@gs2656]

Imagine a conversation between Jeff Goldblum and Jake Gyllenhaal. Peak nonsense

[@victoriaque601]

julie I don’t know if any of us could handle that.

[@shabnas3803]

Omg someone NEEDS to make it happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@connorbennett326]

lol!

[@michellebelle5327]

LMAO

[@ккє-о6ц]

Jake doesn't compare

[@timradio8854]

Imagine Jeff Goldblum as The Riddler.

[@MasterBlasterDisasterBastard]

Tim Radio riddle me this Batman or as your profusely villainized counter parts like to address you...ubiquitous dark night.

[@tatikto]

Tim Radio great idea!

[@timradio8854]

@@tatikto You can thank his shirt.

[@cappzap]

that could be a great casting!

[@skippityblippity8656]

Master Blaster Disaster Bastard Man thats spot on

[@AwesomeTrini]

Jeff Goldblum is contagious, you do not interview Jeff Goldblum, you experience his essence.

[@MsLeenite]

I want to hear a conversation between Jeff Goldblum and Christopher Walken. I wouldn't understand it, but I'd like to hear it anyway.

[@bfan82]

Dude, that should be a vignette.

[@MrCold012]

Put there John Malkovich as well

[@DanielAirthNelson]

OMG You are hilarious!!

[@unusuario5173]

That guy feels like an alien interpretation of what a human is.

[@Ray2311us]

No joke

[@derekseven1647]

That is a great description I have to use that sometimes

[@shanhussain6114]

Like a MIB character

[@erik_gerhard]

Yet, Jeff Goldblum is more *human* than most people I know. 😂

[@izacks15]

An alien that loves Jazz

[@samueladams5243]

If MDMA was a person it would drop Jeff goldblum

[@JamesOfKS]

what do you think was on those ricola?

[@richc.1104]

@@JamesOfKS DMT.

[@Phreezyy]

Salvador Dalí LMAAOOOOOO I laughed for a good minute after realizing this rhymed perfectly

[@paulogdmg]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@finneganwalsh8937]

random DOOM

[@thekingofcool2105]

If the man decides to lead a cult, count me in.

[@williamcortelyou4524]

May your day be Gold, and your life bloom with happiness. In Goldbloom we trust...

[@roflcopterannoysme]

He is simultaneously the leader and lone follower in a cult of his own design.

[@amsteensberg1653]

Hail! Hail!

[@Diabelek666]

Praised be! Blessed be!

[@answersquestioned]

Hahahaha. He is a one-man cult, all by himself, honing the craft of goldblum-ness

[@wuiblidluub]

I give this interview 10/10 goldblums.

[@TimeBreakPictures]

That is not enough! :-)

[@chezmoi42]

@@TimeBreakPictures Crank it up to eleven.

[@EK-dt4cp]

chez moi that’s one louder...isn’t it?

[@chezmoi42]

@@EK-dt4cp Yes, but it's also an old joke. 😋

[@tmseh]

I will give this interview two T-Rex thumbs up...... if only they had thumbs.😥

[@berniec8959]

One does not merely interview Jeff Goldblum, one experiences Jeff Goldblum!

[@caramelkisses8857]

Bernie C that is T-shirt worthy ❤️

[@katniss934]

this was like the most exciting conversation of two old men with dementia in a convalescent home

[@mariosuarez1563]

LMAO

[@Bella-Rose]

I’m weak

[@artmartinez1704]

Hannah Ortelle You’re sick. I spit on you, child.

[@SussBus]

@@artmartinez1704 ....stfu

[@magicknight13]

They understood and recalled everything perfectly

[@Desens13aiden]

Imagine if Jeff Goldblum was a teacher imagine how successful students would be.

[@valeriantakashi]

There are such teachers. But we adore stars not teachers. We don't fix education, but TV shows.

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

I had a calculus teacher who was like that after a near death experience.

[@andy_andy_andy_andy]

like in "friends" part

[@Desens13aiden]

@@wisconsinfarmer4742 that’s cool

[@RosiePosieBabie]

I wouldn’t get anything done! I’d just be in awe

[@Kingzombie35]

He is such a beautiful weirdo

[@Mcthindi]

Yeah he is wierdo

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

That well-adjusted kind of crazy that simply inspires.

[@lisaellis9749]

@@Mcthindi Yep, my kind of weirdo.

[@clarissar1528]

What the world needs is a 24 hour, all access Jeff Goldblum channel.

[@KatieRaeRae]

I would actually get cable just for this.

[@jayluck8047]

Crank up Mantecca and put Jeff on the GPS. I can’t keep up. Must go faster...

[@CatJ45674]

I don’t know if the world can handle that....

[@mathius8360]

There is actually a show in development called " The Curiosity of Jeff Goldblum" and it is literally just him going around experiencing things.

[@clarissar1528]

mathius8360, if this is true, you just made my life!!!

[@c.flores735]

I watched this entire interview and have no fucking clue what happened lmaooo gotta love em

[@newsrapper]

I'm not sure anyone does including the people who were there

[@KevinKosmoArt]

Jeff Goldblum happened XD

[@CaptainStarlight]

@@KevinKosmoArt Yeah, Jeff Golblum is not a person. Jeff Goldblum is an event that happens to you. XD

[@marciomoura1960]

@So Adktve I love this F comment LMAO

[@meredithr9824]

They're old. I worked at a fuel station for a while, and the retirees would stand around for hours, and this kind of thing was heard *all day* .

[@adamromero]

I remember when Jeff Goldblum almost choked on a Halls cough drop on Conan's show.

[@charvelgtrs]

Why do you think he switched to Ricola?

[@Gr8Layks]

I remember he also asked Conan about his finger. It's true...true...deja vu interview.

[@nicholasjohnson8481]

Him and his cough drops

[@NewWorldAstro]

Halls..... it was a Halls....

[@jaydynnelson8406]

@@charvelgtrs that is a very good question.

[@corbenvanloosbroek4811]

Jeff Goldblum is NOT allowed to die!

[@mellennia9]

Bold of you to assume he CAN die...

[@mellennia9]

@Dr Perpetuum I have my methods...

[@spidermike3866]

Don’t fear death, fear wasting what you have here.

[@AndreaWestlake306]

[@postmark_5175]

Says the mortal...

[@Redhunteur2]

"I didn't want to upset my pockets." I love that Jeff is an alien from outer space. They really did come in peace!

[@sheridanglover825]

I also have a thing about making sure my pockets are empty when I'm on stage or public speaking. So lovely to see I have an ally in Jeff Goldblum.

[@wsc1018]

Speaking of Jeff Goldblum as an alien, if you have never seen him in EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY, I recommend that you check it out.

[@Redhunteur2]

@@wsc1018 I loved that show. I had--well, still HAVE actually--a huge crush on Gina Davis. And the white Julie Brown. Yeah, now I'm thinking EGAE was a documentary!

[@alexandradavidoneal365]

He might be a sociopath/psychopath - They are quite charming and alien like.

[@Redhunteur2]

@@curanderoverde have I seen David Cronenberg's 'The Fly'? Damn right. I am confident that I have seen it More times than the number of years you've been alive. Not even kidding.

[@jagswim]

So Jeff Goldblum started with: "The Highwayman" by Alfred Noyes, which Colbert picked up and began reciting. Then Colbert started the poem: "The Congo" by Vachel Lindsay, which Goldblum recognized and continued with the recitation. Not typical late night. Love it!

[@MiParty]

Thank you so much for the background info. Colbert ended with over the cobbles. I didn't recognize where he started the congo....felt like Goldblum just started on his own???

[@lnfinite_Jess]

@@MiParty I think you're right, Goldblum just started another poem and expected Colbert to know it. But I think Colbert didn't know it and conveniently cut to commercial lol

[@domingadoflaminga3961]

This is like those moments when you and a friend know the entire script from a movie and recite it to each other. Bliss

[@matthewmitchell5617]

This is exactly what I was looking for in the comments, thank you!

[@philiptahir2530]

@@matthewmitchell5617 same. thanks guys

[@captainjacksparrow1518]

The way he enters a room. Its like a voice he hears. "Make yourself at home Jeff". And he does...

[@MiladJPanah]

Never put Jeff Goldblum and Jim Carrey in one room. The Univers might explode into the next dimension

[@jackieradley1025]

Oh man, that would be amazing.

[@bfan82]

It would be like watching that recording of Hulk Hogan and Macho Man joining forces

[@krispeterson9728]

They did. Result was a movie called earth girls are easy.

[@Bobby.2000]

@@krispeterson9728 that film is so strange 😂😂😂

[@zg6766]

🌈Throw in Neil Degrasse Tyson for final fury💩

[@ActionAimz]

Jeff's brain looks exactly like his outfit.

[@calisongbird]

😂😂😂😂

[@igkgigoh]

If Jeff Goldblum really went mad, noone would notice

[@jaydynnelson8406]

@@legendlambchop5 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@katerineella274]

Hold on! I've had that said about me. Now I see it is a compliment.

[@andrewnibbi]

Born too late to explore the world, too early to explore space, and at just the right time to experience Jeff Goldblum. Worth it.

[@canadude6401]

This is a guy who isn't a guest on a late night show, he is a guy who comes in and puts you in a mood of confusion, happiness, joy, elation and you instantly fall in love with him. *Nobody* in Hollywood can compare to his awkward charm.

[@RToCastro]

Is there weed out there named Jeff Goldblum? cause if there isn't there should be.

[@bnechmaimboy2]

RToCastro hasn’t been grown yet

[@3lttlbrds]

Agreed

[@kuryamtl]

I would say being in his presence would be as potent as a good strong weed.

[@HawnixArtistry]

There is one called Jack Herrar. So at some point there should be a Jeff Goldblum one if there isn't already. I imagine it would make you laugh his giggle from Jurassic Park if you smoked it.

[@MilkoOfficialChannel]

RToCastro Orange Goldblum

[@IceColdProfessional]

My God. I could see these two in togas with scribes talking about the meaning of life.

[@Hypercube1729]

This man is a national treasure. This is how he actually is. It's not an act.

[@Midknightsun79]

Wait do not tell Nic Cage he try and steal him. Hang on minute someone got NC on the phone.

[@beverleyreid7572]

Hypercube1729. I know. I love him so much.

[@mlfeathers7527]

How do you know that?

[@purrbugaloo]

@@mlfeathers7527 I heard Jeff say once it is an affectation he adopted. I am still not clear if he meant that his way of being naturally developed over time or if he created it consciously. Either way he knows it makes him unique. I would love for him to write an autobiography, but I doubt he could focus that long. Lol!

[@noeliaballesteros2516]

Jeff Goldblum is the therapist I never knew I needed; God bless that beautiful creature.

[@frazzyblue1384]

This is the most random, out of context interview I’ve ever seen in my life 😂 and I loved every second of it

[@gregdahlen4375]

wonder if it's planned ahead of time

[@millionminimagicmice]

Goldblum's shirt would look ugly on ANYONE else..... but not him.....

[@jjteacher7482]

Notice how much the color scheme of his look recalls the Grand Master?

[@etcetraetcetra3173]

My thought exactly.

[@derekseven1647]

@@jjteacher7482 he chose his own wardrobe for that movie.

[@derekseven1647]

ONLY Jeff could pull that look off.

[@tabbwinwinning548]

Nope!...., it's ugly on him also

[@Close_Quarters_Ramen]

From now on the message at the beginning of every "true story" movie needs to say "Extrapolated from, and then sprung poetically off of true events."

[@RobTunes]

Agreed, emphatically.

[@LaineyTsang]

Also agreed, emphatically.

[@dawgsmycopilot]

Both of them went away pregnant from that interview, lol.

[@homodeus8713]

dawgsmycopilot Ha 🤣🤣🤣

[@jjteacher7482]

LMAO!

[@dawgsmycopilot]

@Matheus Fernandes Thanks! That's my baby piggy, Niblet McPigglesworth.

[@beadbop]

Just watching that interview made this post-menopausal lady pregnant. Boy, will my hubby ever be surprised!

[@beadbop]

@@dawgsmycopilot Well, that's it, then. Subbing to your channel thanks to Niblet!

[@Bwaatiss]

Jeff Goldblum is one of the only people who can do an interview about absolutely nothing of consequence and still have it be one of the most compelling things ever.

[@Dita_Utomo]

Gotta give it to Mr Colbert, he seems to be the only talk show host who could actually keep up with the marvel that is Mr Jeff Goldblum. That instant picking up of the poem!

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

The most literate host on the air.

[@Chris-px2gf]

you should watch Craig Ferguson then

[@Dita_Utomo]

@@Chris-px2gf I do! I love his segments with the late great Robin Williams

[@gregh5061]

Conan Is better

[@Bruningable]

@@Chris-px2gf Oh how I miss Craig Ferguson!

[@BlakieTT]

5:32 - WATCH OUT, humans. He's going full GOLDBLUM. Not many mortals can handle it.

[@TheBrianna1431]

For the love of god Jim, ROLL THE CLIP🤣😂

[@homodeus8713]

Iron Fan Delicious

[@thundafromdownunda8340]

Man he's such a lad 😎😎 if this man started a cult of the 'Blum, I'd be in 😂

[@kelly2fly]

"Based, extrapolated from, and then sprung poetically off of." "...nostalgia glow that's, even more, supposed to be revisited and found back then and we deromantictized it." Jeff's description of this movie makes me want to see it now.

[@kelly2fly]

Dimotas and, thus, a riot ensues.

[@JamesOfKS]

@Dimotas The evil that men do lives after them;

[@BrendanWhelan]

"We don't say much in the movie, much of it is subterranean." - Jeff Goldblum 2020

[@andrewwagner9901]

Brendan Whelan what year are you in???

[@SureBuddy]

@@andrewwagner9901 oh waaaaaiiiiit. Maybe 2020 as in presidential. XD Jesus, you had me dying, Andrew

[@andrewwagner9901]

Sure, Buddy 😂🙌

[@sirkonivaric]

It's amazing because even though he can have seemingly bizarre ways to describe something, you still understand what he means.

[@hobi_mylove]

Jeff Goldblum: Stars eating candy on the show me: **flashbacks of that conan episode** Oh no.. Jeff Goldblum: I also like halls Me: OH NO

[@MadAboutBrows]

What did I miss?!

[@calisongbird]

@@MadAboutBrows Jeff famously choked on a Halls lozenge on Conan’s show. It’s on KZbin. It was actually a little scary for a split second.

[@lumiinol]

"i do too, oh- ackgagaqaakskgck i almost choked on my halls cough drop-"

[@byProvings]

This is the most bizarre interview ever and I love it.

[@mrandersson2009]

The universe is a poem and Goldblum is saying it

[@StevieDamnit]

Jeff Goldblum is a Talking Heads song come to life.

[@someguy2135]

Yes, but which one?

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@someguy2135 "Burning Down the House" - but in a good way?

[@benm5221]

That's Jeff for ya. Same as he ever was.

[@benm5221]

​@@someguy2135 David Byrne's "Everybody's Coming To My House" kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmiqZaueiMqZq6s

[@danisainthubbins2430]

Some Guy all of them in a blender

[@creatorsremose]

Every time Jeff comes on, Stephen lights up... as do we all.

[@traekas7228]

Creator's Remorse, That’s Sulu on your user-pic? Yay, George Takei!

[@creatorsremose]

@@traekas7228 Indeed! Being old is fun!

[@kristentherese9313]

Years ago Mr Goldblum stayed in hotel in Miami Beach of which I worked. He was there w a cute European red head. Every morning they would partake of fruit poolside, and he would read selections of poetry aloud. Brilliant!

[@THEjusticetaylor]

That sounds like a vibe lol. He's got good taste

[@artmartinez1704]

kristen Glaspy What a waste of time

[@Puppy_Puppington]

Lucky man, with great talent & presence :3

[@rich1051414]

Emilie Livingston... She is naturally a red head. Canadian/russian gymnast I think.

[@calisongbird]

“They would partake of fruit poolside.” That sounds like something he would say. 😄

[@michellebelle5327]

I would take any class taught by Jeff Goldblum

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

So would I honestly!

[@Dave-lr2wo]

What if the class was: "I would take any class taught by Jeff Goldblum" where the class is "I would take any class taught by Jeff Goldblum" where the class is "I would take any class taught by Jeff Goldblum" where the class is "I would take any class taught by Jeff Goldblum" where the class is "I would take any class taught by Jeff Goldblum" where the class is "I would take any class taught by Jeff Goldblum" where the class is "I would take any class taught by Jeff Goldblum" where the class is "I would take any class taught by Jeff Goldblum" where the class is "I would take any class taught by Jeff Goldblum" where the class is "I would take any class taught by Jeff Goldblum" where the class is "I would take any class taught by Jeff Goldblum" where the class is

[@miehiiep]

His glasses are that thick so that they don't break when he throws them arround

[@monumento.f.501]

those aren't glasses, those are windshields.

[@ntactime_w3488]

4:49 u can break your toes with them

[@ncooty]

@8:35: That's "The Highwayman" by Alfred Noyes. It seems apropos of nothing, though I'm always amazed at Stephen's extemporaneous recitations of literature.

[@Textile_Courtesan]

I imagine before all the media we have today, this was how we spent our respite. Quoting and reliving written works.

[@jpaxonreyes]

But Goldblum went sideways. What was he reciting after Stephen?

[@ncooty]

@Jonathan Reyes: "The Congo" by Vachel Lindsay Not sure about the connection other than that both use word repetitions for poetic rhythm.

[@stanamilanovich3956]

He knew Stephen would pick up the poem so he threw it out to him (generously letting him shine) and when Stephen threw it back he didn't have the rest of it (or didn't want to go on, it's a long poem) and thus the left turn because he's a professional and you don't drop the ball, you hit one back. Love it!

[@tommyo.3535]

I had written down the name Alfred Noyes last night before I went to bed because the poem had been referenced in the book I'm currently reading Provinces of Night. The very first thing I did this morning was watch this clip. It's one of the strangest coincidences I've experienced in a long time

[@amyevans1118]

Jeff's toddler son must be absolutely fascinated by him.

[@nickniehaus1763]

"You legally had to chew tobacco in class" "...The mountain!"

[@leahblatteis1244]

I'm 99% sure jeff invests in cough drop stocks

[@AH-os9dy]

Who doesn't love Jeff Goldblum? Proof that extraterrestrials exist and that they are super intelligent and hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💜💜💜💜💜

[@jjteacher7482]

Didn't Jeff G. Say that in a movie? Or was that the title of one? Think about it: he only had a kid within the last few years. What would that kid be like if JB was younger?

[@AH-os9dy]

JJ Teacher oh idk about the movie, but I imagine being a kid of his would be awesome at any time!!! 🤣🤣

[@gunm808]

I feel like Stephen just encourages Jeff Goldblum to be even more Jeff Goldblum than he usually is.

[@grahambrooks5080]

My son has had the pleasure of meeting him twice. He always takes time out to meet everyone. He makes everyone feel special and at ease. What a great sport he is. Thank you Jeff.

[@OGCrownClown]

"For the love of God, roll the clip."

[@HardKore5250]

Crown Clown He has gone through puberty

[@davidanderson8381]

I wan't to meet Jeff's stylist and dealer. (Same person perhaps?)

[@williamcortelyou4524]

Funny enough, his name's Jeff too! Crazy eh?

[@davidanderson8381]

@@williamcortelyou4524 - You mean it's all the same Guy ? Amazing world we live in huh ?

[@lucretia_macevil]

it's himself

[@nicolesong6199]

wan't

[@clarissar1528]

David Anderson 🤣🤣🤣...this comment had me laughing hard!

[@miehiiep]

This is just Jeff and Stephen hanging out

[@jjteacher7482]

And your point is? Them hanging out is more entertaining than most of my life.

[@miehiiep]

@JJ Teacher of course it's entertaining as fuck. It's natural and wonderful.

[@tabbwinwinning548]

Nerd Fest!

[@lekoman]

I feel like I would just watch an hour a night of that. Like, screw all the other guests. Fire the bookers and segment producers. Just put Jeff and Stephen on a stage together for an hour, film it, and air it.

[@FlameAdder]

You show me someone who hates Jeff Goldblum, and I'll show you a subhuman monster.

[@brianwalsh7931]

I’ll bet you Trump hates Jeff Goldblum. Enough said.

[@jenc6423]

My dad and I watched The Fly when I was a *very* young child. Terrified me to my very core. Now Jeff still kinda scares me! Thanks dad😅

[@maraplantrees4543]

FlameAdder I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump has some ugly nickname for him

[@dark_winter8238]

I don’t hate Goldblum. I don’t really see the appeal either.

[@jennifermcgoldrick6323]

Jen C ha, my I watched The Fly with my dad when I was about six years old and I remember that was the beginning of my Jeff Goldblum crush 😂 maybe I was a weird kid

[@JMZOB777]

Okay they’ve definitely dropped acid together. They’re way too on each others level.

[@bloopy6166]

Why does this make sense lol

[@finnslibrary2189]

Nah, don't need acid to be vibing if you are the acid

[@jaydynnelson8406]

@@bloopy6166 😂😂😂😂😂

[@melocoton7]

this is the most confusing and interesting and fun and odd and bewildering interview I have ever seen :D

[@dustbunnieboo]

I love Jeff Goldblum. He's the most enthusiastic person on Earth.

[@Florent68200]

I would love to see Jeff Goldblum and Keanu Reeves talk together, two extraordinary human beings.

[@nathanlawrence7319]

Me too! Even a short little chat would be so good. If they had a Battle of the Internet Boyfriends, Keanu Reeves vs. Jeff Goldblum, who do you think would win over our hearts with their breathtaking kindness and charm?

[@mellennia9]

@@nathanlawrence7319 internet poly boyfriend thingy.

[@mburch5680]

Jeff Goldblum was actually born in the year 3000. Keanu was born 150 years ago. That's the difference.

[@NSalman]

If anyone can go toe to toe with Jeff, it's Stephen. This was Epic!

[@donnawebster4310]

I was at Burbank airport when I spotted him..got up the nerve to approach and tell him what a joy he was. He was so gracious and thanked me..wow!

[@sunmoon9574]

From 6:04 - 6:31 Jeff marrily rambles on, blissfully unaware of how wrong it all comes across sounding. Stephen: "for the love of God, roll the clip!" Love it 😄

[@calisongbird]

*merrily

[@atheaus3917]

Bless his eccentrically patterned cotton socks

[@Dcben86]

Jeff Goldblum just created his own universe and I want to live in it 😂

[@HEAVYHONEY1]

JG is a rollercoaster of joy - a spiritual pinata filled with life's beautiful sweetness.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

I won't lie to you - that description kinda brought a tear to my eye.

[@akki015]

This is exactly how i expect a Jeff Goldblum interview to happen.

[@mimesis]

As in, you expect to have no idea what is going to happen?

[@SubzeroCage]

If everyone had a friend or family member that was a Jeff Goldblum growing up, the world would be a better place, and full of Goldblums.

[@JL-pr5jk]

"Jeff, you're Goldbluming" -Abed Nadir

[@greatsayain]

Most guests: I don't know what clip this is. Just roll it. It will speak for itself. Goldblum: Here is all the context you need to understand the clip and also every detail of what will happen in the clip.

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

I'm sorry. I'm still convinced, however irrationally, that Mr.Goldblum is part preying mantis.

[@someguy2135]

He did play a fly once. www.imdb.com/title/tt0091064/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_94

[@RmcBlueSky]

@@someguy2135 ...I saw that movie when I was 5 and when my first tooth was about to fall out, I thought that I was going to turn.

[@NewWorldAstro]

Blue Sky that’s hilarious !

[@shinebabyshine.]

Omg you’re right

[@bradmodd7856]

Some actors are more interesting in movies than in real life....then there is Jeff Goldblum

[@NikNicOnNYC]

Stephen Colbert has found a new bestie in Jeff Goldblum. If ever two people need to hang out together to experience life's joys, it's these two.

[@Najebanski]

I have to disagree, Jeff and Conan are a way better match.

[@laurahughes1056]

I need a road trip movie with just them. Like "Long Way Round" but in a foreign country. Jeff and Stephen in a tuk-tuk!

[@alanmarino2745]

Is Jeff Goldblum the second most loved character on the internet?

[@nathanlawrence7319]

Battle of the Internet Boyfriends! Keanu Reeves vs. Jeff Goldblum. Who do you think would win?

[@tatikto]

Nathan Lawrence KR is unbeatable

[@mellennia9]

@@nathanlawrence7319 polyamorous internet boyfriend thing.

[@ZoranSandorov]

No,it’s Jirzi Slama

[@kentgrady9226]

My man is an over-the-top impersonation of himself.

[@newsrapper]

It's as if one day he started playing a character and forgot to stop acting

[@violetsnotviolence]

He makes being a tall, jazzy freak something to aspire to. Gotta love the Jeff.

[@juliaconnell]

NOOOO! - no breaks - could listen to these two all night

[@captainjacksparrow1518]

You can see he is being himself and not giving a 'Damn crap' about what anybody thinks of him. Expression is key..

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

Joyful and harmless expression.

[@saltyninja]

Wtf was Jeff doing when they hugged in the beginning? It looked like he was fiddling with Colbert's mic receiver under his jacket lol.

[@frankbrowning3096]

He slipped him an 0z of that Goldblum OG

[@homodeus8713]

saltyninja He was fiddling with something

[@johnnywhite58]

when do you get a host quoting from the highway man ?

[@merdab8]

As I was listening I realized what they were quoting and just sat, mouth open. I would never expect two people to just start reciting it word for word...or at all, ever. My brain is leaking out of my ears and I think I like it.

[@socrappyicoulddie]

He seems pretty damn good at reciting Shakespeare too, sometimes on the show

[@rosesofonyx747]

Now THIS is genuine bromance 💕 and im here for it! 🥰

[@tabbwinwinning548]

Yep....Grossed me out!