Roy Wood Jr. Casts Doubt On Trump's Claim That 'Black People Love Me'

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@aliyabolotbekkyzy7689
@aliyabolotbekkyzy7689 8 жыл бұрын
The bag thing really struck me. Never would've thought about something like that
@blackmesarf4361
@blackmesarf4361 8 жыл бұрын
'Murica is so fucked up... -.-'
@neku2741
@neku2741 8 жыл бұрын
i always shows my receipt at the security when I got out of the mall, i'm used to it by now
@estoysetoy121
@estoysetoy121 8 жыл бұрын
yeah, I first don't understand what he means with "always leave with a bag"... and then; oh I see, guess I'am to white for that
@Calyx
@Calyx 8 жыл бұрын
Holy shit is this actually a thing in America? God damn that's rough. I got the joke instantly but is there some truth to this? do black people actually have to think about stuff like this to not get shot by some trigger happy cop? Duuuudeee...
@calisahardy4845
@calisahardy4845 8 жыл бұрын
I was raised to leave with a bag....
@whoiamiamnot2334
@whoiamiamnot2334 8 жыл бұрын
As a black male I can honestly say I have honestly been approached by security in the parking lot or just outside the store asking to see a receipt countless times. And I'm a clean cut guy, basically a computer nerd so I never sagged my pants and ect. I'm medically retired from the Army due to injuries sustained in combat. It happened before I joined the Army at the age of 19, happened while I was in the army a few times while in uniform. It's happened since I've been out of the Army. I'm from Chicago and have lived from the northeast to the southwest and being stopped by security has happened to me all the US and Canada. As a black male it's one of those things you just learn to live with and hope it changes.
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 7 жыл бұрын
We all need it to change and white people need to be confronting white racism-- it's up to use to confront it if our society is ever going to change.
@hebercc1
@hebercc1 7 жыл бұрын
I'm an network engineer was talking to my black coworker about some stuff and he mentioned how every time he gets pulled over 'the cop puts you in the back of the car or has you sit on the curb when he runs your license.' We live in Portland Oregon not "Shitkick Alabama" or "Sisterfuck Tennessee". I was clenching my jaw so hard my head started hurting. Same place, different worlds. I've been pulled over dozens of times in my life, never had to step out of the car. Never been hassled by a security guard... He dresses better than me and doesnt own a hoodie for his own safety. Meanwhile when I dress up I wear my clean hoodie.... most of the time unless its at walmart. Crazy country. I couldnt handle being black with all those relentless little things you have to think about just to not get shot by cops.
@MsZephyra
@MsZephyra 7 жыл бұрын
My God that's depressing 😔
@sherrylynn3304
@sherrylynn3304 6 жыл бұрын
WhoIam IamNot it is a darn shame that you have to be subject to that kind of treatment on your own land Anisazi warrior www.fiaah.org.
@rozettepeckham1157
@rozettepeckham1157 6 жыл бұрын
WhoIam IamNot Yup. I am a Hispanic female in Texas. I married a Caucasian man from Canada. He thought I exaggerated my stories when I shared with him about racial incidents, until we went to Wal-Mart. We bought something large that did not fit in a bag and other things. He held the large item and I was behind with the basket and receipt. As he passes the greeter, she smiles and tells him to have a great day. As I approach, the smile leaves and she asks me to show her my receipt. I yell to my husband, as he exits the double doors, "Babe! I'll meet you at the car! She needs to see my receipt but I dont want to keep from getting to the car undisturbed....without your receipt." He walked back and looked at her , shook his head and said, "unbelievable. " She ignored him.
@Mrs.Weddington
@Mrs.Weddington 8 жыл бұрын
"Go upstairs and get my stop and frisk!" I died!😂😖😆 Roy Wood is so underrated!
@professionalcommentary9982
@professionalcommentary9982 8 жыл бұрын
Roy is such a cool dude.
@jamesburgess2k
@jamesburgess2k 8 жыл бұрын
There must be something in the water at the Daily Show. Everyone of those guys have/has massive potential to do their own show
@singenstattatmen5096
@singenstattatmen5096 8 жыл бұрын
Well I think up until he left that "something in the water" had a name and it was Jon Stewart! ;) He knew exactly how to spot potential and how to nurture it. No wonder they sometimes call him Papa.
@Tracymmo
@Tracymmo 7 жыл бұрын
He did, but it took a huge push for the show to start hiring more women and people of color. Glad the show stopping joking about being white, male and Jewish and started recruiting more broadly. Great talent all around.
@ascetic_aesthetic
@ascetic_aesthetic 6 жыл бұрын
Roy Wood Jr has been amazing since he was a radio dj
@NavarreSkyyeRocks
@NavarreSkyyeRocks 6 жыл бұрын
James Burgess look up Roy wood jr prank calls their hilarious
@kareemlopez8971
@kareemlopez8971 6 жыл бұрын
Roy Wood Jr. needs his own show with his prank calls, stand up, and talk about life in Black America.
@gabrieljuly5209
@gabrieljuly5209 8 жыл бұрын
He is sooo getting his own show someday
@countdooku8405
@countdooku8405 8 жыл бұрын
Gabriel July It would be boring.
@TheKrish207
@TheKrish207 8 жыл бұрын
S. I. V. I may be wrong but from what I've seen so far his character at the moment is very 1 dimensional. Maybe few years down the road who knows
@k.p.c7779
@k.p.c7779 8 жыл бұрын
he's a skeptic. he deserves it. 🖒
@clairduffy60
@clairduffy60 8 жыл бұрын
Gabriel July He doesn't look anything like Roy Wood.
@rjlewis3932
@rjlewis3932 8 жыл бұрын
He is intelligent and funny.
@kugashira1018
@kugashira1018 7 жыл бұрын
The look on Roy Wood Jr.'s face when he heard "Blacks love me" had me dying.
@luvbig41
@luvbig41 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!! He probably was thinking.....They didn't ask me.....
@lesleyallinson8738
@lesleyallinson8738 8 жыл бұрын
he's so right trumps going after one at a time
@Woodbug-b7t
@Woodbug-b7t 8 жыл бұрын
Seems that way....
@stephenrmcdonald4735
@stephenrmcdonald4735 8 жыл бұрын
AMEN Lesley Allinson!!!
@alextouzet
@alextouzet 8 жыл бұрын
Taxi DriverAppleChapel hopefully you're being sarcastic, but if you aren't, tell me about all the women he's insulted with his infamous sexist comments, the people he has shamed and embarrassed for being transgender, the soldiers he has so rudely talked to such as John McCain, Mr. Khan, and oh yeah- fuckin' everyone when he said and I quote, "And now we never win a war. We never win. And we don't fight to win."
@Eon2641
@Eon2641 8 жыл бұрын
+Taxi DriverAppleChapel All evidence seems to point to the countrary. The man all-but sanctions discrimination with every other action.
@EseJandro
@EseJandro 8 жыл бұрын
first they came for...
@matthewstephens6502
@matthewstephens6502 8 жыл бұрын
"Obama said we don't have to" LMFAO I DIED
@itscris1973
@itscris1973 8 жыл бұрын
Matthew Stephens Same
@danismith5039
@danismith5039 6 жыл бұрын
Omg yes!!!
@ladonnabrock8613
@ladonnabrock8613 5 жыл бұрын
Matthew Stephens That cracked me up!!
@donnabarry7901
@donnabarry7901 5 жыл бұрын
'Cheeto' stiffed Don Johnson on a gorgeous boat. Not funny, but so typical!!
@mcl8182
@mcl8182 Жыл бұрын
😂😅
@Tamara-qd5dc
@Tamara-qd5dc 7 жыл бұрын
That was the saddest part of the episode, about always leaving the store with the bag and receipt stapled on outside - black man's wisdom. A country we live in....
@Heavenzvoice
@Heavenzvoice 5 жыл бұрын
Tamara G every black child up to the early 2000 has been taught that. I got yelled at for coming home without a bag. It’s funny now but thinking the way a black mother thinks... sending her child to the store and getting a call they’re in jail or dead over not having a bag and being handcuffed or accidentally shot as you reach for the receipt ... I never did it again. Even now I request for a bag when asked. Sometimes I hesitate to say no thanks then one brief thought of my dear departed mother and I say yes I’d like a bag. Don’t want sympathy because life could be even worse but yes our lives can be that fragile.
@briestoll
@briestoll 8 жыл бұрын
"Go get my stop and frisk"... Love it
@AggresivelyBenign
@AggresivelyBenign 7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit!!! I noticed black guys always wanted a bag no matter how small the item was. I never knew that was why. Damn, dude
@thefallofthewicked5865
@thefallofthewicked5865 5 жыл бұрын
It's true, even when I buy cases of water I make sure they put that orange paid tag on it.
@Alteris85
@Alteris85 5 жыл бұрын
Yep I try to get a bag for everything and if I can't get a bag I'm holding my receipt in my hand until I get in my car. I'm not touching my pockets at all and if I'm walking in the store I walk down the center and keep out of reach of all products and my hands behind my back like in elementary school. They can't say you stole anything if you can't touch it. Especially if you dont end up buying anything.
@ms.holmes341
@ms.holmes341 5 жыл бұрын
I teach my children the same thing.put it in a bag and give me a receipt. Hold the receipt in your hand until you leave the store.
@CarlosEmilioEsq
@CarlosEmilioEsq 8 жыл бұрын
"Staple my receipt to the outside like Chinese carry-out." That's classic Roy Wood Jr.
@ResidentTarantino
@ResidentTarantino 8 жыл бұрын
*PEAK BLACKNESS* ✊😌✊🏿
@userisnamed2190
@userisnamed2190 8 жыл бұрын
Veteran Nintenerd PEAK BLACKNESS!!! ✊😊✊
@creativelife9871
@creativelife9871 8 жыл бұрын
Veteran Nintenerd lol!! Exactly what I thought when I saw him. LOL!! We're on a roll. ✊🏾😊✊🏾
@zora99ny
@zora99ny 8 жыл бұрын
you used two white fists like the white guy that came on after Roy, rendering peak blackness over lol
@tristankennedy9673
@tristankennedy9673 8 жыл бұрын
Hey guys! Can I join in?! *PEAK BLACKNESS* ✊🤓✊
@MegaLeonilde
@MegaLeonilde 8 жыл бұрын
Absolutely sir. ✊🏾
@KulushiMaxwell
@KulushiMaxwell 8 жыл бұрын
The bit about leaving all stores with a bag was real. I feel awkward as hell if I didn't find anything to buy at places and walk out.
@paigewashington6018
@paigewashington6018 6 жыл бұрын
KulushiMaxwell me too! Cause I can feel the eyes on me.
@skbwolverine
@skbwolverine 6 жыл бұрын
Exactly. You feel like you can't walk in and browse-like you have to buy something or they think you're trying to steal. Smh.
@tappedapplecidery37
@tappedapplecidery37 8 жыл бұрын
I can say I am not racist, but I will never truly know what is to be born black. The reality is disheartening and I could never compare any plight in my life with having to live in fear because of the color of my skin. I wish it were not so. I can only treat all men with respect and kindness. Thank you Roy for your honesty.
@Gymnopediea
@Gymnopediea 6 жыл бұрын
yeah, I know what it is to be a woman though. and black men got the right to vote before women did.. and we had a black male president before we had a woman of any color. So just keep that in mind..."women will be the last minority". Men, including Black men, don't see us as entitled to the same rights/expectations of life.
@PrimeraEspadaStark
@PrimeraEspadaStark 6 жыл бұрын
Afaf Benhara It is a Rich, white male class that established the hierarchy in this country. Women and minorities are both oppressed, but women are not a minority, they're half the country. Getting the "right to vote" on paper, and a black president doesn't not undo the effects of slavery, Jim Crow and a continually racist legal/justice system oppressing black and brown people, so you shouldn't try and lump all men together as if we're equally privileged compared to men. We're all in this together, against the rich upper class oligarchs that control the courts, government and business world, mostly old white men.
@PrimeraEspadaStark
@PrimeraEspadaStark 6 жыл бұрын
Debra The best thing you can do is spread awareness, stand up and vote for progressive change. Equity for minorities and women can only be achieved by everyone standing together against the rich rule-makers. Vote them out, and put people like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren in.
@kalebnegussie8140
@kalebnegussie8140 6 жыл бұрын
Debra Wiedenheft The fact that you empathize with your fellow man is more than most people do. When you see a person for who they are and not what they look like it brings fairness and balance to us all. Thank you for what you wrote.
@bubujooestes1499
@bubujooestes1499 5 жыл бұрын
Watch the Daily Show as much as I can and really enjoy Roy Wood's banter with Trevor Noah. Also had loved Hassan Minaj. ( Sorry did I spell his name wrong)Nice guys nice comedy.
@Xineal
@Xineal 8 жыл бұрын
I'm Asian, and the bag thing is exactly what my parents taught me too! (they immigrated over when people were way more afraid of viet folk)
@fluidthought42
@fluidthought42 8 жыл бұрын
Xineal I've used the circumstances of Vietnamese refugees coming to America as a comparison to modern fears of Syrian refugees. Do you think that is a fair comparison?
@Xineal
@Xineal 8 жыл бұрын
Oh, absolutely, I've made the comparison myself several times. I could hardly give a personal account of what it was like for my parents coming over, since I wasn't born in the thick of it, but they overcame a lot to ensure that their children made it through to college. The journey was extremely dangerous, my family had been separated for several years in the process, and they had to deal with many prejudices and stereotypes. There were similar fears of us stealing jobs or being hostile towards "American" morals/safety.
@fluidthought42
@fluidthought42 8 жыл бұрын
Xineal The most visible parallel I've seen is the fear that "the enemy" will sneak in. With the Vietnamese it was communists, with Syrians it's the terrorists. Of course, with both the fears are without basis. People forget the lessons of the past, and treat every new issue as if it were never faced before. America is strengthened by its openness to refugees, not by its fear of them.
@javinemckenzie8118
@javinemckenzie8118 8 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the Irish, they told them to get back on "potato boats".
@fluidthought42
@fluidthought42 8 жыл бұрын
Interestingly enough, the father of American Anthropology Franz Boaz got his start by measuring the skulls of Irish immigrants and their decedents to disprove popular racialist ideas. Specifically, he proved that the Irish did not _inherently_ have smaller skulls -- thus according to the thought of the day they would have less capability for intelligence -- but rather that smaller skulls were caused by malnourishment during formative years. He proved this by comparing the skull sizes of both first generation immigrants and second generation immigrants, the second having larger skulls, with skull size approaching American norms the more generations lived in America. The more generations deep the family, the better off the family got, the less their children starved. I'm just a Boaz fanboy geeking out over here...
@techaztech2335
@techaztech2335 8 жыл бұрын
I laughed the way he said it, but deep down it just made me sad.
@mooneyes2k478
@mooneyes2k478 8 жыл бұрын
On the one hand, that was heartrupturingly funny. On the OTHER hand? It's heartbreaking, too.
@TheKpnair
@TheKpnair 7 жыл бұрын
TechAztech And that makes him a brilliant comedian. Makes you laugh and think at the same time.
@jamesburgess2k
@jamesburgess2k 8 жыл бұрын
That thing he said about Trump is the main reason that black people stay beside other minority groups, because we know that sooner or later, there's a small chance we might be next. And we don't want to take that chance. Plus, we know how it feels to be discriminated against, so we don't want that for other Americans
@farahcarmant4432
@farahcarmant4432 7 жыл бұрын
James Burgess and yes we was next
@juntianwei9273
@juntianwei9273 7 жыл бұрын
One year later, he is like “shithole countries”
@napoleonruss8522
@napoleonruss8522 6 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately other minorities dont have the same feelings of empathy for us.
@ascent8487
@ascent8487 6 жыл бұрын
Forskolin, dearest, I'm a Mexican woman (so a double minority not unlike you) and I most assuredly have empathy for all of Gods children. I couldn't be alone on this. But I do understand your feelings. I get why you feel this way.
@naturallyme14
@naturallyme14 6 жыл бұрын
When are we ever NOT next? Those other groups have to stand on their own because there's never any reciprocity.
@perryryan1618
@perryryan1618 8 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing Roy Wood Jr. on Last Comic Standing way back when and thinking he was really funny, glad he's getting more and more recognition!
@InMaTeofDeath
@InMaTeofDeath 8 жыл бұрын
I'm a 27 year old white man and that bag thing has never once crossed my mind.
@pauloostdijck4730
@pauloostdijck4730 8 жыл бұрын
InMaTeofDeath. i am 37 now , same thing
@curiousela1
@curiousela1 8 жыл бұрын
InMaTeofDeath Enjoy your white right.
@InMaTeofDeath
@InMaTeofDeath 8 жыл бұрын
+curiousela1 I'm curious, if a black man in some other part of the world grew up also never having that thought cross his mind would that also still be a "white right" or just simply his right in your opinion?
@Nejove
@Nejove 8 жыл бұрын
Personally, I was like, "I never thought of that, but that totally makes sense...which is sad." We're white, so we don't need to think of that. I believe the term for it is "the invisibility of privilege." With respect to most parts of your identity (race, gender, socioeconomic status, religion, sexual orientation, etc.), if you're in the privileged group, you don't have to think much about that aspect of yourself or how it affects people's view of you. That's just how it is.
@DePiagetfan
@DePiagetfan 8 жыл бұрын
InMaTeofDeath I didn't have that thought in my birth country because it's a Black Country, but when I came to THIS country I made sure to always walk out of the store with a receipt in my hands or in the bag that has my groceries. My mum is the person who taught me that rule.
@isaiah3787
@isaiah3787 8 жыл бұрын
I went to Best Buy to buy a microwave and I asked the cashier if she could bag it lmao. She told me that they don't have bags big enough for that. So I walked out the store with the microwave and the security guard yelled at me. She had to vouch for me that I just bought it and she emailed me my receipt. So yeah. That bag thing is no joke for us. P.S. I don't believe the security guard was in the wrong. I'm just trying to illustrate the importance of having some sort of proof of purchase as a black person.
@lukaskasdan6628
@lukaskasdan6628 7 жыл бұрын
That's frustrating. Definitely have Best Buy print out the receipt for you.
@rlee1231
@rlee1231 6 жыл бұрын
Isaiah I definitely leave with a bag and make sure my receipt is showing. I always request a receipt to. I’m not leaving the counter without it!
@byronp8158
@byronp8158 5 жыл бұрын
I get a bag even if it's a charger plug. But lesson learned for larger items. Make an employee wheel or carry it out with you.
@michelez715
@michelez715 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't believe the security guard was in the wrong". I would only believe the guard was in good faith if he wd do the same thing to a white person.
@middlelle
@middlelle 5 жыл бұрын
As a white woman I can say that I’ve never been asked for my receipt. I get the opposite from people, I get totally ignored. Can be a pain when you really need help, but I’m okay with it as it does have it’s advantages.
@ameerahbigo80
@ameerahbigo80 8 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who did the bag thing. It sounds silly, but I never leave any store without buying at least one item, just so there are no problems
@caru3257
@caru3257 7 жыл бұрын
I do that if I go # 2. Otherwise leave guilt-free.
@Fhalei
@Fhalei 8 жыл бұрын
There are a lot of Europeans in the comments who are surprised at the bag/receipt thing, and are asking "what is wrong with the US?" But I live in the UK and was also taught the bag thing. I always get followed around stores in London. I may not be worried about getting shot, but shop owners and security always suspect you are a thief regardless of how you dress, how friendly you make yourself look, etc. I never put my hands in my pocket while in a store. If I think I may need my phone, I make sure to take it out of my pocket before I enter.
@camille9803
@camille9803 7 жыл бұрын
France too.
@eaqua56
@eaqua56 2 жыл бұрын
So sorry about this. Shouldn’t be this way.
@NielsvanAmstel
@NielsvanAmstel 8 жыл бұрын
He seems like a very decent allround guy and he's funny to boot. I like him and I want to see more of him.
@tosinakin2508
@tosinakin2508 6 жыл бұрын
He's a correspondent on the Daily Show, so there's a lot of footage of him there
@Zforce911
@Zforce911 8 жыл бұрын
I... didn't know that was a black thing. I always get a bag, and I am black... but I never put it together before. It's always kinda sad when I learn something I thought was just general knowledge, was actually a lesson in how to survive being black in America. Thanks family, I guess... now I want to know how many times that actually saved me hassle... or even my life.
@simplybeautyfull
@simplybeautyfull 8 жыл бұрын
"staple it outside like Chinese take out" lol
@marcuscraig542
@marcuscraig542 8 жыл бұрын
So true! I always, ALWAYS get a receipt. Even if it is just a piece of gum. I just now started not getting a bag on small stuff, but you better believe my receipt is being waved like a flag!
@kodvinci
@kodvinci 8 жыл бұрын
The receipt has to be stapled to the outside of the bag...I've never heard of that before, but come to think of it, it's wisdom.
@MissKellyBean
@MissKellyBean 8 жыл бұрын
"...b..but Obama said we didn't have to..." That joke was hilarious. Terrifying and horribly depressing in it's true-ness, but hilarious. Wow, my humor has gotten so dark these days... it seems to be what helps us cope.
@nicolebrown1927
@nicolebrown1927 5 жыл бұрын
Don't get so dark Kelly. Keep your light. Please don't let this administration take your light. We all as fellow Americans need to keep our light so we can see our way out of these horrifying years together.☺💗
@zector4583
@zector4583 5 жыл бұрын
Roy Wood Jr. is truly a GEM of a comedian. His comedy is fantastic!
@tristanmoller9498
@tristanmoller9498 7 жыл бұрын
Just realized he's actually very well spoken and just puts on that act as comedy. When he gets serious, it's honest and you take that chance to listen and learn
@Hun_Uinaq
@Hun_Uinaq 2 жыл бұрын
Now, I have to find a clip of the barbecue in North Carolina incident.
@amirrap3843
@amirrap3843 8 жыл бұрын
*peak blackness*
@genisug22
@genisug22 8 жыл бұрын
indeed peak blackness
@Arahansannihilation
@Arahansannihilation 8 жыл бұрын
I'd say so, Obama is gone, blacks won at the oscar. It's down hill from here with trump's ultra right policies.
@Popsfresh
@Popsfresh 8 жыл бұрын
You can see the moment Colbert breaks down in his eyes.
@GreenDragon11
@GreenDragon11 8 жыл бұрын
Francis Underwood He was shocked and rightfully so, it is an abomination!
@Olivia-ll6rg
@Olivia-ll6rg 7 жыл бұрын
✊🏾✊🏾😂
@chancimoore4865
@chancimoore4865 3 жыл бұрын
No bullshit, my dad taught me to ALWAYS leave the store with a bag and a receipt. I’m a retired combat veteran. Even when I was wearing my uniform, especially when I was in civvies (civilian attire), I got a bag and receipt. I still do it today. If you know…you know.
@sdgdhpmbp
@sdgdhpmbp 8 жыл бұрын
Attention everyone shocked by the bag thing (including me btw): That's the divide caused by deep systemic racism. It's not too different from how certain cops act on "suspicion" alone, leading them to conclusions based on shallow thought like race. Broaden your horizons with respect to other communities, because even the slightest empathy will go a long way in time.
@deployedkitty
@deployedkitty 5 жыл бұрын
I distinctly remember Roy Wood Junior's mustache being a lot bigger and shinier on his show "CP Time", but it's still great to see him.
@joshsatterwhite1571
@joshsatterwhite1571 8 жыл бұрын
As a North Carolina resident, I'm sorry to the LGBT community. If you want a welcome place in NC, come to Asheville! We're not so bad on this end of the state!
@MrParamedics
@MrParamedics 8 жыл бұрын
As a Raleigh resident, Asheville is such a lovely city, great people and great views! Raleigh's a safe place for LGBT rights as well!
@Selfmade8927
@Selfmade8927 4 жыл бұрын
“You don’t leave the store with a bag”👀😂
@cardboard87
@cardboard87 8 жыл бұрын
The bag thing is so true. my mom taught me that when I was like 7 years old. I work at a store, and my co-workers always give me crap because even if I'm just buying a pack of gum, I ask for a bag. I also get nervous walking through those electronic alarm systems at the entrance and exits of stores. If someone is approaching one the same time as me, I pause for a few seconds and let them go in front of me. There's been times when other people walk through the same time as me and trigger the alarm, but I'm the only one that gets stopped. Being followed around the store while an obviously shady white person is left alone is also annoying.
@imranklair9352
@imranklair9352 4 жыл бұрын
I am a Muslim and I truly appreciate the point he made it is true , if you don’t say anything cz it’s not happing to you just wait for your turn cz it will come it’s not matter of if it will come it’s matter of when it will come , Roy is without a doubt one the best Comedians of America always enjoy his comedy
@winstonbanks1800
@winstonbanks1800 5 жыл бұрын
He is applying humour to serious reality for Afro-Americans.
@lisaaustin8150
@lisaaustin8150 5 жыл бұрын
Don't ever stop Roy...we love you and your truth!❤️
@SmexiiWade
@SmexiiWade 8 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite anime cross over.
@SmexiiWade
@SmexiiWade 8 жыл бұрын
Oh come on guys. Well you don't have to like my joke but I think as fans of these comedians its nice to see so many good guest features. TDS:w/Trever Noah x John Oliver (LWT) then earlier this week Jon Stewart on Late Show:w/ Stephen Colbert. Thats a great line up and hope it we see more ft. like these :)
@oscartvonline2382
@oscartvonline2382 6 жыл бұрын
Roy Wood Junior is a gift to the world. Joy all the way
@rdelrosso2001
@rdelrosso2001 5 жыл бұрын
"ROY WOOD: Receipt? I got the Receipt right here in my pocket!" SECURITY GUARD: "Watch out! He's going for a gun!" I DIED.
@rhondacox8426
@rhondacox8426 5 жыл бұрын
My mother always told us growing up never leave a store without a bag. Because its no question.
@gjones1316
@gjones1316 5 жыл бұрын
“You know how frustrating it is for me to out yourself and you don’t even know you are gay and I out you for you”😂
@jcmillzmusic8768
@jcmillzmusic8768 4 жыл бұрын
I found out about him the other day and I've been watching every video of him I can find.
@sewgatormomm
@sewgatormomm 8 жыл бұрын
What an awesome guy. I'm so sad that in this time, he still needs to explain racism to his child that will probably encounter it. As a middle aged white woman, I know that I have heard racist remarks and ignored them rather than argue. Not anymore.
@Nobody0326
@Nobody0326 4 жыл бұрын
Watching 3 years later and he definitely called it
@felixfruhauf4940
@felixfruhauf4940 8 жыл бұрын
WTF? He was being serious with the bag thing??? What's going on in the USA? Greetings from an incredulous European oO
@itachimistress
@itachimistress 8 жыл бұрын
Felix Frühauf yes that is true. my mother taught me that by the time I was 7 and not to touch anything in the store unless you are buying it. I couldn't even look at an item closely without looking suspicious
@caru3257
@caru3257 7 жыл бұрын
I was asked to empty my pockets at a store on Miami but I didn't know anything and did.
@paigewashington6018
@paigewashington6018 6 жыл бұрын
This is truth. I teach it to my son.
@helenpeters2116
@helenpeters2116 6 жыл бұрын
Common it's not just USA. It happens in Europe too. I couldn't believe it when a lady at the counter in a pharmacy in uk asked me to wait because she had to keep an eye on the black woman because the security guard was on his break. when I asked what she meant she said oh you know these people you can never trust them. She was worried about the other shoppers just the black woman. I could hardly believe my ears . I never shopped in that pharmacy again.
@Wednesdaywoe1975
@Wednesdaywoe1975 6 жыл бұрын
Im white, and I sometimes stuff things into my big purse so I dont have to carry them. Never occurred to me not everyone can do that.
@margitouma6172
@margitouma6172 5 жыл бұрын
He's so right about the shopping bag. As a black person I NEVER leave the store without a bag and receipt. Even for a stick of gum. The struggle is REAL.
@dynamitejimi
@dynamitejimi 8 жыл бұрын
✊🏾 *PEAK BLACKNESS* ✊🏾 😎
@oliviagoodrich4547
@oliviagoodrich4547 8 жыл бұрын
...Yeah! ✊🏻 Peak Blackness!✊🏻
@itscris1973
@itscris1973 8 жыл бұрын
dynamitejimi PEAK BLACKNESS
@MyMissKat
@MyMissKat 8 жыл бұрын
That bag comment is so sad but so true, my parents drilled that into me. It's become so natural, I forgot that it was a thing I have to do.
@Remiddi
@Remiddi 8 жыл бұрын
That bag thing is so true
@keithwaynejones
@keithwaynejones 4 жыл бұрын
it’s 2020 and he called it
@samatarahmed3706
@samatarahmed3706 8 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump must think Ben Carson is the new MLK
@diamond852
@diamond852 8 жыл бұрын
Samatar Ahmed He doesn't know there was an original one, though.
@Woodbug-b7t
@Woodbug-b7t 8 жыл бұрын
Lol
@stephenrmcdonald4735
@stephenrmcdonald4735 8 жыл бұрын
Samatar Ahmed, I don't mean any disrespect to you, but please don't demoralize the great Martin Luther King Jr. by mentioning that "OREO & HOUSE NIGGA" Ben Carson's name in the same sentence.
@calisahardy4845
@calisahardy4845 8 жыл бұрын
Well dang! Tell me how you really feel!
@alysgrant6732
@alysgrant6732 7 жыл бұрын
Samatar Ahmed, oh God no. I can't even, MLK mentioned in the same sentence as Brainless? OH HELL NO!
@richardvazquez3637
@richardvazquez3637 5 жыл бұрын
Mr. Roy Wood Jr. is a diamond in the rough. God bless him & his family always!!!
@markone6861
@markone6861 6 жыл бұрын
The bag and receipt thing is so true
@redumbrella4218
@redumbrella4218 8 жыл бұрын
Thank you Colbert!
@FOOT-BOX
@FOOT-BOX 8 жыл бұрын
"Do you know how frustrating it is for my to out yourself and you didn't even know you were gay and I out you for you"
@sabby5648
@sabby5648 8 жыл бұрын
ROY WOOD JR. IS SO AMAZING; BRINGS THE FUNNY & GOLD EVERY TIME. Cannot wait for Father Figure!
@Woodbug-b7t
@Woodbug-b7t 8 жыл бұрын
What we need is a 'Great Big Melting Pot'...just with no fukn Orange........
@stilllearning2855
@stilllearning2855 8 жыл бұрын
Roy is Spot On! Can't wait to catch his special!!
@starr0401
@starr0401 8 жыл бұрын
"Do you know what it's like when somebody out you for you?" Oh trust me Mr. Wood, Stephen knew that long ago.
@jammzy2959
@jammzy2959 5 жыл бұрын
As a black person, I was so confused about the bag thing because I wasn't aware that noy having one was an option 🤔
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 8 жыл бұрын
Enterplies? They the ones on a 5 layer mission to make wiping a lint free experience?
@_MARS_
@_MARS_ 8 жыл бұрын
ur profile pic triggered a reaction in my brain....I almost clicked it.
@adelinas.7335
@adelinas.7335 7 жыл бұрын
Love his message. He’s my favorite correspondent from the Daily Show.
@mkadoza
@mkadoza 7 жыл бұрын
"I TOLD you! No.. Right... Black People!! Come here!!" "Nooooo...." "Go upstairs and get my stop and frisk." "Nooo... Obama said we ain't haveta use the stop and frisk......Uuuhhhh..." LMFAOOOO
@bubujooestes1499
@bubujooestes1499 5 жыл бұрын
Oh I am a person of colour and I have experienced a lot of profiling.This security guard was trailing me all over the store .When I realised it I told him" why the hell are you walking behindme.My salary must be 6 times yours"The real thieves must be doing their thing while he was trailing me. At a shoe store the fair skinned Spanish guy insisted I put on a knee high stocking before I tried on a sandal.There was a fat nasty foot white woman there but he didn't require that of her.When I told him he said she doesn't have to but I had to.Mind you I have clean small feet because I always shower and clean my feet before I go out. Even at Macy's I was discriminated against.I went to buy Estee Lauder perfume.The white salesperson kept going from white to. Asian who did not buy anything from her.I told another person who helped me but yes I know about it all.Many of my colleagues have told me the same.
@VangeliRock
@VangeliRock 8 жыл бұрын
wow...the sad thing is, there is truth to the bag lesson, with the receipt on the outside.
@AlwaysLoudAA
@AlwaysLoudAA 8 жыл бұрын
LOL, Love Roy, dudes hilarious.
@phylliselliott4130
@phylliselliott4130 5 жыл бұрын
Right on , dude ! I love this guy !!
@BigTroubleD
@BigTroubleD 8 жыл бұрын
Damn he put it right. Seeing other minorities suffer sucks for the rest of us too.
@snigdhabharadwaj3591
@snigdhabharadwaj3591 8 жыл бұрын
6:31 "You don't know what he been through!". Said so much in a single sentence.
@Fals3Agent
@Fals3Agent 8 жыл бұрын
man I really hope comedy central makes a new Nightly Show but with Roy Wood Jr.
@sudipsubba3815
@sudipsubba3815 7 жыл бұрын
B
@DorianParpari
@DorianParpari 8 жыл бұрын
I like that receipt stapled to the bag thing. Will definitely share that!
@MrBrotherKnowledge
@MrBrotherKnowledge 8 жыл бұрын
That bag part, though... Yep. It's something I practice myself. I *always*, almost without exception, get a bag and a receipt when I purchase something. The only exception is when I am in uniform (I'm an EMT) and I am buying food in-between calls. But even then, I *always* get a receipt and carry it in full view. I also make sure that my hands never goes into my pockets inside of a store except to get my wallet at the register. I'd say it's exhausting but honestly it's just normal at this point in my life. (Though it does still get irritating some.) I know I'm not the only one that does this, though. *smh*...
@tycoonlostman6204
@tycoonlostman6204 4 жыл бұрын
I had to rewind the stop and frisk line like 20 times...lol Hilarious
@africanlegs
@africanlegs 8 жыл бұрын
His special is funny as hell. Dude is legit funny
@ermasing
@ermasing 8 жыл бұрын
Local African where is it?
@msyedx
@msyedx 8 жыл бұрын
ermasing on Spotify!
@alexormulea
@alexormulea 8 жыл бұрын
Roy Wood Jr. is hilarious... Peak Blackness
@AR-io8fv
@AR-io8fv 8 жыл бұрын
Wow bravo Roy Wood Jr. Never seen him in this setting where his depth and intelligence is so clearly on display.
@cactustweeter2890
@cactustweeter2890 7 жыл бұрын
Roy is a funny man.
@timmyeades7908
@timmyeades7908 3 жыл бұрын
I love Roy Wood Jr.. He is spot on, straight up funny.
@Val-yp3ir
@Val-yp3ir 8 жыл бұрын
I couldn't find the bone brothers Barbecue video 😑
@jzbelay
@jzbelay 8 жыл бұрын
Austrian Woman it's on the daily show channel
@marfisilva
@marfisilva 8 жыл бұрын
Austrian Woman or comedy central www.cc.com/video-clips/emmbcg/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah-putting-north-carolina-s-anti-lgbt-law-to-the-test
@maureennolan2784
@maureennolan2784 5 жыл бұрын
Roy Wood, Jr.--you are hilarious!
@Black___Book
@Black___Book 8 жыл бұрын
People a meme was born here, His face after " the blacks love me"
@MsKismetNoRegrets
@MsKismetNoRegrets 8 жыл бұрын
Just Amazing! Great Job💪🏾👏🏽👍🏽
@PreacherAtArrakeen
@PreacherAtArrakeen 8 жыл бұрын
"Bone Brothers BBQ!" lololololol
@mansontillman8108
@mansontillman8108 4 жыл бұрын
He was right. Look at 2020.
@hydrothemc
@hydrothemc 7 жыл бұрын
i always get a bag and a reciept. even for tiny items
@user-gq2yv2bs8g
@user-gq2yv2bs8g 5 жыл бұрын
Roy is hilarious
@neutralph
@neutralph 8 жыл бұрын
Here is my receipt ...Oh he is going for the gun..! So funny and so sad!
@shahrulosman3704
@shahrulosman3704 6 жыл бұрын
Watching Colbert struggle not to laugh is always a delight.
@Arcelight
@Arcelight 8 жыл бұрын
This dude is getting funnier day by day
@djeezee7798
@djeezee7798 5 жыл бұрын
Another scary situation, is when you're looking for one particular item and can't find it. No shopping cart, walk in then out bypassing registers. You know what's coming.
@elvinlategan9857
@elvinlategan9857 8 жыл бұрын
I love Roy . Great guy . Check him on trevor's show
@trueblackknight8409
@trueblackknight8409 5 жыл бұрын
Roy's always super funny💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@animalier2949
@animalier2949 8 жыл бұрын
Trump doesn't give rights, God does, it is in the Constitution.
@thebutzel9752
@thebutzel9752 6 жыл бұрын
Thank You Roy Woods Jr. Thank You.
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