The Biden-Trump Rematch | Lara Trump Makes The RNC Great Again | RFK Jr. Courts Aaron Rodgers For…

The longest general election campaign of all time is underway, Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law has assumed leadership of the RNC, and independent candidate RFK Jr. is expected to announce his running mate soon.
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[@sa4769]

VOTE FOR JOE 💙

[@graceantonio3573]

IN CASE GRAMPA IS VOTED TO WIN THEN JOE IS PROVEN RIGHT WHEN HE SAID BEFORE THAT PEOPLE WOULD RATHER VOTE FOR HIM THAN TO TAKE TRUMP. AH! GRAMPA HAS A CHANCE TO DO HIS LAST HURRAH LALALA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

[@chrism1503]

I DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER READING YOUR COMMENT TURN YOUR DAMN CAPS LOCK OFF

[@SpaceForceCommander]

If God appointed Lara Trump as co-chair of the RNC, then God wants to destroy the Republican Party!

[@JKB-ji6xl]

Thank God.

[@bahamutstear1369]

I’m pretty sure they will not make it thru the next election however if Trump squeaks by WE WILL BE AT WAR

[@FalloutJack]

I have always found that god has a sense of humor, which means that in life, there must be someone destined for prat falls. Enter the GOP! 😁

[@4TwentyFour20]

read the book of GIDEON...

[@babesimmons4017]

God works in mysterious ways💙

[@beachvacay3184]

“Any volunteer lawyers? We need those too. Uh because we’re deadass broke and can’t pay you.” 😂

[@dahn57]

Volunteering to go to prison for Trump without being paid?? I'm sure that LOADS of lawyers jumped at THAT chance 😛

[@megamanx466]

Lol, aren't all lawyers volunteers except perhaps for court appointed ones? 🤷‍♂

[@nemo9540]

I loved Jimmy kimmel's one liner "isn't it past your jailtime?"

[@michaeld9682]

Jimmy should be in jail. His ties with Epstien are likely going to catch up with him Also his former racism Also his longtime friend was literally the cook on the Lolita express for years!!!

[@Opus313]

The tide is turning against Donnie... First his wallet, then his freedom! Vote Blue 💙 to give him something to stew about in solitary...

[@peterschancel7223]

Bah Bah Bah Bah🤡🤣

[@SixSonn]

You support political persecution?

[@johnwebster76]

​@@SixSonn Donald Trump is not being persecuted. Donald Trump is a con man who was caught

[@cherylalt101]

Except that now he's got all the RNC money for his personal grifting and stealing. His daughter in law will make sure she gets a big fat salary and the tramp will get all he needs to pay his fines and judgements. As usual, nothing will come out of his personal money. He should be forced to sell tramp tower or mar a lago to pay up, but he escapes real punishment again. Boy that pisses me off!

[@kc8203]

​@SixSonn courts charging a citizen for crimes committed is not political persecution. If he's not guilty of the alleged crimes, he has nothing to worry about. Although, he did just manage to get his daughter-in-law appointment to the head of the RNC, and they immediately fired 60 people who they didn't believe were Trump Loyalists. And now the donations from the American people will be used to pay the court fees and fines of a "billionaire"

[@ChainReactionsProductions]

As much as I don’t like Biden winning the nomination, the country cannot survive another Trump presidency. Progressives like me know it, the Dems know it, even my dad and other somewhat moderate conservatives like him know it. I know he won’t be voting for the madman and neither will I or anybody with any sense.

[@Yomamasofat312]

Cornel West 2024 No to Genocide Joe

[@bwenluck9812]

​​@@Yomamasofat312There is no Genocide Joe, except in your mind. You might want to talk to the president of Israel....

[@MsEagle20]

I am seriously thinking about having my body cryogenically frozen for four years if Donald Trump wins the 2024 election.

[@Nightwatchman53]

​@@bwenluck9812Correct..

[@Devilninja333]

@@Yomamasofat3124 more years 💙

[@gregarioustumours2397]

May the GQP get everything it deserves.

[@DanielVerberne]

Grand Queer Party? Sorry, just joking about your inadvertent 'Q' instead of 'O'.

[@djbenje4019]

Question: "So you don't remember saying you have one of the best memories in the world?" Trump: "I don't remember that." LOL!!! 😂😂

[@ray.shoesmith]

"If we nominate Trump we will get destroyed....and we will deserve it" Linsdsay Graham

[@intomnia3313]

Was he talking about the party or the country?

[@walterbo7687]

​@@intomnia3313 both

[@pauloaka697]

@philleotardo_o , a broken clock is right twice a day. Graham is right once or twice each decade.

[@gregbors8364]

@@intomnia3313He was talking about the GOP; thus the use of the word “nominate” instead of “elect”

[@tuyenle8107]

Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣

[@vedagower-my5wy]

💙VOTE BLUE 💙 VOTE BLUE 💙 VOTE BLUE 💙VOTE BLUE 💙

[@chris4973]

Like Janus, the two headed god, our political system will never be overcome from within. Power corrupts. Most who seek power ought rightly be barred therefrom. Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil. It’s past time we adopt a system in which evil is not an option on the ballot. Support Biden wholeheartedly and VOTE BLUE because: -Biden FULLY supports genocide with US taxpayer dollars, making EVERY US citizen complicit in the ongoing GENOCIDE in Gaza Made a campaign promise NOT to open any new territory to the Fossil Fuel industry; he then broke that promise - refuses to pardon Julian Assange, proving that his administration continues to support the suppression of free speech and a free press, both of which are fundamental to a functioning democracy Was INSTRUMENTAL in: - Putting Clarence Thomas on the Supreme Court - Establishing the police state and massive build up of the prison industrial complex in the states Shall I continue? (I can, all too easily…)

[@lennonslemons4934]

RFK RFK RFK RFK RFK RFK RFK RFK RFK RFK RFK !!!

[@paulmcnutt4657]

Got to say, watching Trump knee cap the entire RNC party apparatus, drain their funds for his own legal fees and point loyalists in key positions just weakens every other down ticket race. Oh darn.

[@Stickey14]

😆😆😄😄

[@tammylathrop6223]

Ain't Life Grand

[@RabblesTheBinx]

Don't be stupid, there are enough fascists in this country for the RNC to be more dangerous than ever, right now. This attitude you have is why Trump won in 2016.

[@jiggahenry9471]

I’ve got to use this on my next job interview, “ God does not call the qualified, he qualifies the called”; maybe I can get job as Laura’s plastic surgeon?

[@samuela-aegisdottir]

😂

[@ReinierKleipool]

Start as brain surgeon, easy, then move up to plastic. DO use Lara as test subject.

[@FreeAmericanCats]

Dump Trump: Reason over Treason!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@sunshineroth9605]

Never tired of seeing your/this comment! True blue 💙💙💙👍

[@4Everlast]

What treason? You mean the laptop a 1000 people are trying to pretend doesn't incriminate the pro-slaughter, kid sniffer ?

[@SuzanneG1961]

💙🗳️💙🗳️💙🗳️💙🗳️💙

[@FreeAmericanCats]

@@SuzanneG1961 Thanks! It was my idea, but I gratefully donated it to my younger Democrats on a public KZbin post after hearing multiple times that it would make a good t-shirt or bumper sticker slogan! Free ideas for Democracy! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@shermanculbertson6244]

How anyone can see what Trump has done and decide to vote for him is beyond me.

[@christams8863]

Minding blowing!

[@TheRealRevelation]

Same with Biden.

[@kingayy9267]

@TheRealRevelation Ah yes. The height of republican intellect: "I know you are, but what am _I?"_ Pathetic.

[@christams8863]

@@TheRealRevelation In what way? I strongly disagree!

[@alexanderson7101]

​@TheRealRevelation no you are!

[@deewwwd]

RFK Jr. For President 2024 🇺🇸

[@LucyBean42]

"God told me to do it" is the #1 answer for criminally insane behavior.

[@TimBear-px9gj]

He heard it first from Charlie... _Manson._

[@Terastas]

Trump: "They're using artificial intelligence!" Also Trump: "Here's a black guy who works for my campaign. Don't ask why he has three arms -- he's very sensitive about that." Every accusation by Trump and the GOP is a confession.

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

Funny. Trump would make fun of him for having three arms. And being very sensitive. And being black.

[@antoinemazet6615]

In fact, Trump is using non-artificial stupidity.

[@paulgibbon5991]

Hey, the Mutant-American demographic could be crucial!

[@LucyBean42]

It's called "Liar's Guilt". Anything a republican says you do, they do.

[@4Everlast]

I remember hearing Biden dropping the N word like it's no big deal, not Trump, but you're being cute again.

[@What-lt3lj]

4:11 "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

[@megamanx466]

1984? 🤔

[@What-lt3lj]

@@megamanx466 that's the one.

[@megamanx466]

@@What-lt3lj 😉 That was one of the few novels I've ever mostly read! lol

[@phil-anthrophist3960]

I mean RFK Jr just name dropping some of the worst sexual predators is fucking bananas!!

[@4Everlast]

Did he mention biden the kid sniffer, did I miss it?

[@suzibouch-xm9yr]

And they all got along just fine. You are the company you keep...

[@thinkforyourself828]

Listen to the actual interview. This was taken completely out of context, par usual for legacy media.

[@stevennelson8479]

He's trying to get the trump base

[@kelgreen99]

That was nucking futs!😅

[@teeff__]

"plastic surgery who's had some woman done," is one of the great lines of our time.

[@mwdollar]

Gold

[@johnsmithe4656]

If you ask me, plastic should not get a vote. People only.

[@christinalomeli7024]

100% ❤ I choked 😂

[@MyboogerwontSurrender]

Ridin' with Biden 💙😎👍

[@Mark_Brooks]

@@dixonmopar2129 Your favorite rapist is dangerous and he is going to prison.

[@mariegarside8830]

💙

[@tuyenle8107]

Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣

[@Mark_Brooks]

@@dixonmopar2129 91 felony counts, at least two fraud trials. DOJ conviction rate: 95%. Number of lawyers who have turned state's evidence in Georgia: 4.

[@sevendegrees]

@@tuyenle8107hope you’ve gotten used to losing….loser

[@EmilyBrowneyes]

Stephen you have great writers. Your monologue is consistently hilarious. Love it.

[@suzibouch-xm9yr]

Thank God Stephen Colbert is on our side!

[@dem8568]

​@@KK-111I conclude that both-sideism is a cop out. Anyone who thinks the Democratic party is anywhere near as bad as the Republican party is simply deluded. We have decades of evidence now that the Republican party hates democracy.

[@stoppin2look]

That "ooohhh" was Diaper Don having a dump.

[@chris4973]

Baby Driver A Trump parody sing along to Paul Simon’s Baby Driver His daddy was the family biz man His mama sometimes volunteered And he was born one late mid morn’ With only falsehoods for all our ears, for all our ears They call him Baby Driver Once he’s got on some fresh Depends He’ll hit the road and be gone What’s his number? Donnie how’s your triple XXX feel? Ba ba ba ba Scoot down the road Who cut that number? We pity how your campaign aides feel Shine a light Whether your daddy was a prominent frogman Or your ma served in the Naval reserve Whether old or young you gotta carry a gun And it’s me you’ll be priveleged to serve It’s me you’ll serve They call me Baby Driver And once I Don some fresh Depends I’ll hit the road and be gone What’s my numbers? I wonder how you Dumbocrats feel… Ba ba ba ba Scoot down the road What’s my numbers? Jealous is how you Dumbocrats feel My daddy was good at promotion My mama mostly worked for pay So there was no one home, was just left all alone But a F(r)iend came to my room to play, yes, we did play ‘Me’n Jeffery talked ‘bout teens ‘n pigtails Once we exploited their sex appeal We hit the road and were gone What’s my numbers? I laugh at all you Dumbocrats Ba ba ba ba Scoot down the road Gloat’n on my numbers Laughin’ how you Dumbocrats feel …Copy the lyrics. Paste them into a karaoke site’s comment section. Don’t post! Just scroll while you sing along

[@chris4973]

And/or Donnie Donnie A Trump parody sing along to the Archies Sugar Sugar [Chorus] (for) MAGA oh Donnie Donnie You are our cocaine Girl! And you’ve got us needing you Money! Ah sugar sugar You are our cocaine girl! And you’ve got us needing you [Verse 1] Non-cultists can’t believe the loveliness of loving you They just can’t believe it’s true I want to believe so pour those sweet lies over me (And you know I’ll think they’re true) When you lie I love exactly how those sweet lies feel (so) Pour your lies all over me [Chorus] (for) MAGA oh Donnie Donnie You are our cocaine Girl! And you’ve got us needing you Ah Money! Ah Donnie Donnie You are our cocaine Girl! And you’ve got us needing you [Verse 2] When we kiss your ass we know how sweet that kiss will be (How sweet, we know, Depends on thee) Like the summer sunshine your aura overwashes me (your aura overwashes me) [Pre-Chorus] MAGA, pour a lot o’ money on old Donnie Pour a lot of money on our baby We’re gonna make his life so sweet, yeah, yeah, yeah Pour a lot of money on it oh yeah Pour a lot of money on old Donnie Pour a lot of money on it baby We’re gonna make his life so sweet, yeah, yeah, yeah [Chorus] (for) MAGA, ah Donnie Donnie You are our cocaine Girl! And you’ve got us needing you Oh Donnie, Donnie, money money You are our cocaine girl

[@jucat60]

[@cjtranslationsjasmine1815]

100%😂

[@amberandrews6842]

Probably.

[@burchmtncougar]

Only time anybody should be going "Ba ba ba ba..." it should be followed by "Barbara Ann"

[@cherylwilkinson3228]

😊 I sang "Barbara Ann" when that video played. Thanks for letting me know I'm not alone.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

🎶take my hand…

[@chris4973]

Wrong! Baby Driver A Trump parody sing along to Paul Simon’s Baby Driver His daddy was the family biz man His mama sometimes volunteered And he was born one late mid morn’ With only falsehoods for all our ears, for all our ears They call him Baby Driver Once he’s got on some fresh Depends He’ll hit the road and be gone What’s his number? Donnie how’s your triple XXX feel? Ba ba ba ba Scoot down the road Who cut that number? We pity how your campaign aides feel Shine a light Whether your daddy was a prominent frogman Or your ma served in the Naval reserve Whether old or young you gotta carry a gun And it’s me you’ll be priveleged to serve It’s me you’ll serve They call me Baby Driver And once I Don some fresh Depends I’ll hit the road and be gone What’s my numbers? I wonder how you Dumbocrats feel… Ba ba ba ba Scoot down the road What’s my numbers? Jealous is how you Dumbocrats feel My daddy was good at promotion My mama mostly worked for pay So there was no one home, was just left all alone But a F(r)iend came to my room to play, yes, we did play ‘Me’n Jeffery talked ‘bout teens ‘n pigtails Once we exploited their sex appeal We hit the road and were gone What’s my numbers? I laugh at all you Dumbocrats Ba ba ba ba Scoot down the road Gloat’n on my numbers Laughin’ how you Dumbocrats feel …Copy the lyrics. Paste them into a karaoke site’s comment section. Don’t post! Just scroll while you sing along

[@rbess654]

Thought of the same thing! 🤣

[@stephenarendse]

Underrated comment!

[@jamesgoines7663]

Lara: we need volunteer lawyers. Anybody wondering why she made such a request? Also 60 people most likely equal DJT lawyer fees. Be prepared for RNC monies to be funneled to DJT.

[@goettling]

Quite obviously so!

[@jackiethinel6280]

They need to put a time period for campaigning as well as a cap on money spent.

[@_Twink]

Like a lot of other counties

[@DustyJones1997BGCL]

Stephen Colbert is how America comes together 💙💙💙💙💙

[@ayamata8950]

totally

[@jennifermacho-hargrove9256]

Yes, he is the Band Aid for our beaten up and bruised psyche!

[@kerrynicholls6683]

Stephen Colbert for president in 2028.

[@kerrynicholls6683]

@@dixonmopar2129 Yes. trump is a joke. He made us laugh our asses off at him and his administration, and recently his cult followers. You aren’t a real trump supporter, unless you are sending money for his campaign/ lawyers/ legal bills. He needs more, send him as much money as you can. He needs it.

[@JohnDough-yr2zt]

For sure! All the MAGAts are here. They love it!

[@Jenny_Oblivion]

Also, the first thing to go, when extremists take over is ALWAYS women’s rights!

[@rbess654]

Which is why women are going to show them now, in local elections and in November where they can stick it. 🗽💙💙🗽

[@lyndsaybrown8471]

They already have 😢

[@gladtravis]

If Trump becomes dictator, it's laughable GOP voters think a dictatorship won't affect them--just Democrats.

[@Jenny_Oblivion]

Yes! 👏 Otherwise, I think we should have a ‘ just say no’ movement!

[@askew9976]

AI can’t replicate that sigh…I’ve been trying for days! True story.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

"...daughter-in-law and plastic surgery who's had some woman done, Lara Trump." 🤣🤣🤣

[@threetreasures7698]

That’s the best! 😂😂.

[@kingayy9267]

@dixonmopar2129 Were you _trying_ to make sense?

[@gamepapa1211]

​​​@@kingayy9267To do that, they need some higher brain functions going first.

[@IanMcGarrett]

That's the face she chose? Why?

[@Rasarel]

Trump 1 day after meeting with Orbán:🎉 "Orbán, the leader of Turkey 🦃😂😂😂

[@toddwilliams5905]

Let's go dark Brandon. 2024

[@ccrider7790]

RFK JR BABY LETS GOOOOO

[@takata98]

The pain... "He's managed to lock up the nomination!" which is more than any judge has managed to do, lock him up to protect the nation.

[@TimBear-px9gj]

The only thing Trump has said since 2015 that was true was "The system is rigged." It is rigged... _For Him._

[@coomtothebroom778]

This makes the third time the GOP has nominated the same creep that says the US doesn’t want political dynasties. 😂

[@Desertbiker617]

Talk about scraping bottom of the barrel.

[@gregbors8364]

“Donald gives them permission to be their worst selves.” - Mary Trump

[@amberandrews6842]

I learned years ago, whatever they say, they mean the opposite....

[@gladtravis]

Expecting logical consistency from the GOP is like expecting a full English conversation with a Rottweiler.

[@shevek2954]

Trump is a creep from NY, so RFK Jr probably hung out with him too.

[@mcdjinn6975]

We need more than two parties; get rid of the electoral college

[@andreah6379]

Start local. Get Rank Choice Voting started in your own district. It's the easiest, laziest thing to do is suggest it here. Democracy takes work.

[@andreah6379]

But, yes, electoral college stinks.

[@robertnapier624]

Isn’t there already a movement to try and get rid of it that’s doing well? I saw a video where Robert Reich went over it. I can’t remember if it’s on his KZbin channel or on his Twitter. Or X as Elon prefers to call it.

[@michaeld9682]

We need the electoral college to prevent red states from becoming the hell holes which blue states have become

[@michaeld9682]

@andreah6379 indeed, join the freedom caucus to end omnibus bills and take power away from the federal level of government

[@electronrecycler1072]

RFK Jr is the clearly the best candidate , how can anyone possibly choose either of the other 2

[@lordplagus02]

"We're looking for poll workers and any volunteer with at least 20 years of courtroom and trial experience and a masters in law from an ivy league university..."

[@ReinierKleipool]

Rudy Guilliano?

[@flangekiwi]

RNC just experienced it's own "Night of the Long Knives" 😮

[@samuelsotunde3622]

Bloody damn Supreme Court. If they had refused to take the case , he won’t be able to come up with this stupid excuse

[@WormholeJim]

It's more than just an excuse. He'll be claiming that immunity for a fact now and try and make it count in all the trials that are currently ongoing. And probably he'll succeed too, in having at least some of them ground to a stand still until end of april when SCOTUS comes out and announces it is finally ready to start thinking about that question of immunity from prosecution of crimes commited while president. It's SCOTUS, it can't be argued with without nullifying the entire judicial structure. But the individual judges can - and should, in fact - be held responsible for damaging the Supreme Court's credibility and overall respectability.

[@sirmoonslosthismind]

@@WormholeJim the supreme clowns of the united states have no credibility or respectability left. i know many third graders who could have written a better analysis of the insurrection clause. this court is intellectually, morally, legally, and in all other respects (except for bribes) bankrupt.

[@user-fp8zq6zb8v]

If Garland hadn't wasted TWO YEARS dithering about "appearances", waiting to be forced into doing his job by the House and the press, this could all have been finished by now. If Biden gets reelected, Garland HAS TO GO. Next time appoint a prosecutor; don't just hand out Miss Congeniality prize because YOU (Biden) didn't get him on SCOTUS. Thought was what you were supposed to bring to the ticket, what with your centuries of experience working with EVERYONE in Congress. Oooopps.

[@OldManTenno]

Trump: “Did that make me look bad? Then it was AI!” We all knew this was coming…

[@kennethmiller9346]

Imagine Donald Trump and arron Rodgers debating who's the smartest guy in the room. LOL.

[@robertnapier624]

Is Aaron Rodger’s still active in the nfl or has he retired?

[@daniellewis5474]

I don't think the jets count as a real NFL team 😂

[@savannahm.laurentian1286]

"Plastic surgery who's had a woman done."😂😂😂

[@cynthialangley7338]

It’s a no brainer. Americans will vote for normal again and reject crazy. The clowns are going down. #DumpTrump2024

[@ilustrafilms]

Don’t underestimate a nation that can be brainwashed by two words: ‘God’ and ‘sent’. Not necessarily in this order.

[@bentels5340]

"Okay, let's go." -- General Dwight D. Eisenhower, Supreme Allied Commander in the European Theater, issuing the order to commence the invasion of Normandy that would become known as D-day, June 5th, 1944

[@leannevandekew1996]

SAT test question: If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many indictments until the 2 men meet in prison?

[@chris4973]

Do check out Godley and Creme’s song The Problem. I think you’ll like it

[@coffeebreak3100]

Either 2 indictments for separate crimes or 1 indictment for the same crime 😂

[@NopeUghUghAbsolutelyNot]

​@@coffeebreak3100Idk, I'm figuring one crime with multiple indictments a piece.

[@telluwide5553]

Lol!😊

[@coffeebreak3100]

@@NopeUghUghAbsolutelyNot uhmmm… all they need is just 1 convicted indictment for the same crime both committed. Anything beyond that is counted for how long their meet up is 🤫🫢😃

[@soliniv1411]

Volunteer lawyers 😂😂😂

[@RusTsea196T]

Trump thinks all of his lawyers are volunteers, which is why he never pays them!

[@PC-kd7dj]

Hey, lawyers, be the first on your block to ruin your reputation, get disbarred, and indicted for conspiracy!

[@BMALB2023]

​@@PC-kd7dj RIGHT? And all for the low low price of... Zero paycheck! 😂

[@jenniferlindsey2015]

The part where T**** said, “uh..ohhhhh…” was the point where his “big” brain realized he pooped his pants again. 😂

[@HurreJunior]

6:12 Lovely take down “Yes, I torched the build-a-bear workshop but when I bought the kerosine I was the President of the United States” @Steven whoever wrote this joke deserves a raise. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@NewMessage]

If only.... If only. Can you imagine the absolute gift it would be to watch Donnie represent himself?!?!?! Oh, whoever is writing this season of "The Universe", please make it happen!

[@Tonyhouse1168]

🤞🏾

[@jhemp]

I also think rather than prison he should just be confined to the meager existence of a struggling worker in the rural US. Where he has to manage his food stamps and the routine payday loan company temptations amidst his full time job that continues cutting his hours without warning and a host of appliances that work MOST of the time. That feels like the best punishment for the human latex suit ConDon aka Donald Trump. Prison is acceptable of course, but there's beauty in forcing him into the metaphorical cell low income households scratch and claw to escape.

[@travisteachout2849]

It'd be like watching a real life Lionel Hutz 😂😂😂

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

"Your honor, I-ya ya ya ya ya ya!"

[@MrPrintman1]

Laura Trump had me at “volunteer pole worker” 😂😁

[@goettling]

Good one!

[@randallnied2476]

Claiming immunity is an admission of guilt.

[@ratgirl13]

Stephen, you’re on 🔥-so very funny! ❤.

[@Craig496]

I don't know why Lara is asking for "Pole Workers". It seems they have enough of those already.

[@bettyjones113]

Pay for pole workers: $131,000 for hush money in addition to contract contact fee😩🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄

[@shevek2954]

She needs those Pole Workers for father in law.

[@susancreaney1680]

😅😅😅

[@gl15col]

I mean, you don't need all those people working at the RNC when all the money is now going to one account...

[@franziskani]

The beauty of it is that she will make a complete mess of it. And they fired staff, likely experienced people. There is a chance companied will not over exert themselves with donations.

[@kingvagar]

Bingo!

[@camelshitonthewalls446]

The World appreciates US presidents who don't disrespect people's votes, who don't incite insurrections, who aren't an international security risk, and who aren't an existential threat. *_(And who aren't a ludicrous tantrum-minded crime-focused law-despising toddleresque dolt!)_*

[@johnmaki3046]

AGREED!

[@el7jake]

Absolutely!

[@angeladoll5444]

And who aren't malignant sociopathic narcissists.

[@Yomamasofat312]

But I don’t want my president to be complicit in genocide like genocide joe is so I’ll be voting for Cornel West

[@meghan42]

@@Yomamasofat312 A vote for Cornel ( as much as I love him) is a vote for Trump.

[@MF-qf7bs]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that excuse for putting Lara in charge was beyond pathetic. Clearly Trump is going to clean out the RNC and Lara is to be the fall guy/lady.

[@SuzanneCloud]

Terrific monologue!

[@mcloud2021]

I just choked on my coffee laughing when Steve was mimicking Trump's "Ohhhhhh"

[@user-zb9lv3gh8s]

Coffee at midnight? You're more of a man than I, sir.

[@stevenmoore3480]

@@user-zb9lv3gh8s there's plenty of time not to drink coffee after you are dead...

[@erickborling1302]

The only thing that sucks about "the rematch" is Trump and company.

[@SlinkyDaymaker]

"YOU GAWTTA PAY YA BILLS", Donald.. You delinquent.

[@stevenleek1254]

Is it possible that RFK doesn't realize he's a clown?

[@notapplicable-zn9us]

RNC = New Trump Family Business

[@el7jake]

Hadn't thought of it that way, but you're right on.

[@herminaescamilla8537]

Another FAILED family business...

[@herminaescamilla8537]

Another FAILED family business...

[@leok7193]

At least they're becoming more up-front about not paying their staff. Progress!

[@RusTsea196T]

…and his next bankruptcy.

[@SteelFabricator-os7sx]

Geriatric fight of the century. Good vs Orange.

[@tinay9491]

actually Biden versus the end of democracy

[@dahn57]

Trump is still thinking that he's running against Obama, and the next thing he'll be trying is "Orange is the new Black" 😛

[@keithmoorechannel]

Trump bows down to a guy that runs an economy smaller than Kansas.

[@StaciArdmore]

This is the best mono I've seen Colbert deliver. I was laughing all the way through!

[@auroradawn4531]

I don’t understand why people accuse the Trumps of being anti-drag shows. Why would they then hang out with Lara and the Guilfoyle???

[@kickazz999]

$200,000 per year barber bill for Dobald's sassy quiff..manly oh so manly

[@4Everlast]

As long as he's not hiding his kids laptop full of incriminating evidence, pushing for war 24/7, sniffing kids, using the FBI as a baseball bat.

[@gamepapa1211]

Gee, for a self-proclaimed billionaire, Dingus Con sure loved dodging to pay his bills. Why, it's almost as if he was lying about being rich!

[@POLITICS-qt3yc]

He's only rich off other people's money starting with his father.

[@gamepapa1211]

And don't forget his red-hatted supporters who bankrupted themselves buying his NFTs and then complaining they can't afford to buy groceries.

[@JKB-ji6xl]

Fred Trump was a government contractor and the Trumps are slumlords among other things.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Anyone with hair like that is obviously not rich!

[@jacobisbell9388]

How can he not be rich? He has a lifetime of borrowing money and never paying people back, how do you still lose money

[@commandosolo1266]

Presuming to describe himself as my "favorite President" alone would make me never vote for him.

[@anettanewport8514]

It pisses me off every time I hear Trump say that. He is definitely not my favorite president.

[@douglasrau5094]

RFK Jr.'s voice is painful to listen to. Thank goodness we'll never have to hear him deliver a State of the Union address.

[@lukerichardson2404]

He’s already given one on his KZbin channel. I suggest you watch it

[@awaredeshmukh3202]

RFK Jr has a genuine speech disability. He may be a real whack job, but that's below the belt.

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

How does a man sound so old?

[@lukerichardson2404]

@@ninjabluefyre3815 He has a disability called spasmodic dysphonia. Sounding old is better than being old

[@napalmholocaust9093]

Lawyers also involved in your crimes is called; a conspiracy. And under RICO, you all should be sharing each other's charges. No quite the absolution he was fishing for.

[@CrymsonNite]

that saudi arabia and russia clip REALLY should have been the nail in the coffin, that is somebody who is unable to form sentences in their head before the words come out.

[@calumproctor981]

Or after

[@eric2500]

But they will "reepy- dew"! Isn't that enough? 😁 RUMP SAID THEY WOULD ISNT THAT ENOUGH? 😂🤣!

[@mattmanley7118]

Qualifications ARE of value!! Qualifications matter. What a circus 😅

[@cindysimpson6428]

Corruption is like a weed, when it grows it's everyehere. OH LOOK ! THERE IT IS!

[@NewMessage]

The RNC accounts will be leeched as dry as Lara's skin within a week.

[@andrewstevenson118]

I know, I know... but don't make fun of a woman for how she looks. Trump does that.

[@thomasdeas1941]

@@andrewstevenson118Lara has AI face.

[@JohnDoe-vy5hh]

I've never noticed anyone's lack of moisturizer in a video. But yeah, Donald Von 5hits-his-pants is gonna rob that RNC blind.

[@peterschancel7223]

RIP RNC

[@billberndtson]

@@andrewstevenson118 We make fun of how all the male Trumps look (except the minor) - fat & orange, coked up, large upper mandible, etc. - why not that desecated mummy? The fact that Lara did a handstand in front of Eric's testicle tanner isn't NewMessage's fault - they just report the news. Besides, once the new moon comes she can ingest the blood of 60 kittens and have a good shed. She'll be almost human looking.

[@pam18ram]

Stephen you are spot on tonight 🤣😂😅😂🤣

[@griffinsummoner]

"Let's Go!" may be inspirational, but "Let's go" espouses determination.

[@ArkaidDeims]

Something must be fundamentally wrong with the system if out of 300+ million people, these are the two only options....

[@jamesrippner672]

Trump at the White House. NEVER AGAIN

[@jimsatterfield8748]

Wrong! HE"S COMING!!!!!!!

[@jw7075]

@@jimsatterfield8748Jim loves it when Trump is coming! Ooh! Ooh! Oooooohhhhhh Yeahhhh! 😉

[@soloassassino9241]

@@jw7075 Trumpers do be giving off some weird sexual vibes when they speak of their messiah.

[@fran23324]

⁠@@jimsatterfield8748 In November America could possibly prove Einstein’s quote right “ insanity, repeating the same thing over and over expecting different results!” The rest of the world is looking on in disbelief. 🤔🤪🫣🤦🏼‍♀️🙄

[@TvGunslingeRvT]

TRUMP 2024. COPE😂

[@tessypeters7789]

Thank you fighting for our Democracy and Country. God bless you always 🙏 ❤️ VOTE 💙 VOTE 💙 VOTE 💙 VOTE 💙

[@marktaylor4496]

😂”Election integrity election officer”!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaymcgann6637]

Stephen keeps us sane.

[@annettecurtain356]

How many more criminals are they going to let out of prison, to run with, sorry not run, due to his Spurs 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DANMURITHI254]

Its very unfortunate that,the Land of the Free is under political siege from political demagogues and dimwits (Republicans). From the world view is really disturbing and upsetting. From Kenya🇰🇪🇰🇪

[@Pierce-xb6vi]

Not gonna lie, I think you should be worried about your own countries, hell let's take it a step further, your continents, politics first before deciding ours is your concern.

[@DANMURITHI254]

@@Pierce-xb6vi i bet you don't even understand how globalisation works.

[@Achdujeh]

GOP + JFK Jr. = freak show! 😨

[@rutlandcitybikes9729]

Freaks... Good word. Just used it myself!

[@lukerichardson2404]

You can’t even spell his name. By the way, you should try watching some interviews with him

[@Achdujeh]

@@lukerichardson2404 Sorry, RFK Jr. Missspelling doesn't make it untrue that he is a freak. Someone who has occasional and always *cough* 'random and accident' contact to sexual predators is not someone who should represent any constituent.

[@lukerichardson2404]

@@Achdujeh He's from a famous family. They're not random encounters. I guarantee you at least 5 people you've met are sexual predators in some capacity - they just might not be high profile and maybe you don't know. Maybe actually watch the full interview to understand the context of the conversation

[@Achdujeh]

@@lukerichardson2404 Oh I understand that you seem to compare me who maybe or maybe not walked unknowingly by unknown sexual predators on the street to someone who met them regularly and on purpose while knowing they harassed their victims. And do YOU understand the meaning of exclamation marks? And btw: I don't discuss IF the RNC AND!!! RFK Jr. is a freak show because it IS. Go ahead and try to gaslight someone else.

[@innerlocus]

'With or without religion, good people can behave well and bad people can do evil; but for good people to do evil - that takes religion, or an orange crush cult.'

[@michellewalters4484]

Let's go, Joe!!! Biden 2024. 💙💙💙💙💙

[@suga4tea-uk3my]

Band always sounds Great 🎷 🎸 🎺 🎶 🥁

[@cswanson4476]

9:29 Jesús. The hilariometer went haywire and broke. FK jr.’s list of supervillain dinner companions had me on the floor. What WAS he? A sauna attendant at the Legion of Doom secret headquarters?

[@dahn57]

It just goes to show how truly evil and broken RFK Jr really is that he thinks that those people are worth knowing and being friends with

[@chrishenny158]

Well given this match up I prefer Biden's senility to T-Rumps Senility.

[@michellewalters4484]

Save Social Security, save Medicare. Vote Biden 2024 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@GTARC-2023]

"Aribiduh ugh" 😂😂😂 gets me every time!

[@JKB-ji6xl]

Do you think he had a speech writer? 😊

[@stevenmoore3480]

@@JKB-ji6xl MacDonalds... and diaper the paper on which it was writ.

[@barbaragookin]

I’m sick of politics, and… we’re long overdue for an Evie Colbert guest appearance‼️

[@MickeyStartraveller]

The clown bus just got turned towards a wall :)

[@HelynnHeels]

"It's called memory and it's called other things"? ohhhh

[@anikokapornaki7264]

when Stephen "puts things down", Jon Batiste used to make a sound on his piano....now noone does that...i miss that sound

[@scottpetersen2964]

We love you, Stephen!

[@JoeO.]

RFK Jr and Aaron Rogers’ Tinfoil Hat Party is somehow even more ridiculous than Trump’s party…

[@personman8404]

He's said from the beginning that his personal stance on vaccines won't be a large part of his presidency, and that he only talks about it when others bring it up. His stated goal with vaccines is to instate a period of testing for vaccines that's at least five years in limited human trials, and to potentially allow you to sue vaccine companies; however he acknowledged that it would ultimately end up in the supreme courts' hands. Check him out more, and he probably won't pick Rogers. He's trying to sign for more time playing in 24, it'll probably be Ventura unless someone else is there

[@andreah6379]

How do you decide what sewer 💩 is worse than the other sewer 💩?

[@dougclem7711]

Gonna siphon all that money. Fire everyone, end all outreach, i want all the money.

[@tigzhalas]

RNC will be bankrupt 😂😂😂

[@peggysmyth6110]

Fingers crossed.