More Idiots Charged For Roles In Jan. 6th Insurrection - Seditionist Round-Up Roundup

[@CaptWesStarwind]

There's nothing like seeing a Colbert back in their natural habitat. Just look at how much room he has to romp and frolic about. Truly majestic.

[@everentropy]

Nature is healing

[@nobodyknows3180]

Loved watching him cavort about the stage with that huge smile on his face! 5:58 6:21 6:48

[@Nevertoleave]

@@everentropy that took me a second. Lmao nice one

[@mortuos557]

somehow read this as David Attenborough

[@nicoleowens6961]

My thoughts exactly!

[@NewMessage]

Somewhere out there, a Bridge Troll just tossed a Billy-Goat's head at the ground in disgust at being compared to MTG.

[@sandragruhle6288]

She will get hers as dumpty’s fourth wife.🤮🤮🤮

[@lilyjackson6460]

As they rightly should. Bridge trolls are respected members of the community who perform an important task, more than can be said for MTG.

[@smandy1971]

😂dam...

[@notsure1969]

It was the Toll Troll.

[@wbennin]

Legit thought you were talking about Magic: the Gathering, until I heard the joke

[@mikeoxbig9392]

“Pleading not guilty by reason of stupidity.” 😂🤣👏

[@gracemunich1476]

they will try but the law get them……. hopefully.

[@ElectroDFW]

Luckily, that only applies to any charges involving "premeditation". Other charges still have stickworthiness.

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

Seems pretty ridiculous. He might not know enough to tell different important buildings apart, but that hardly means he didn't know what action he was taking.

[@kindlin]

That is literally explicitly disallowed: having no knowledge of the law does not preclude you from having to follow the law. He thought he was breaking the law, he tried to, but was too stupid to realize he wasn't, that doesn't make him (that much) less culpable.

[@Russtopia]

And if he'd been darker-skinned, does anyone really think he would have gotten this concession? The two-tiered justice system is just so blatant, wow.

[@tiberiussempronious6252]

"Just humor him, what's the worst that can happen?" Last words of democracy

[@katef184]

Exactly what they said when Hitler invaded Poland in 1939…

[@FirewindII]

@Tiberius Sempronious: ...and most appropriately applied to our own era's Audience of One. Joseph Goebbels, lie back down.

[@mysticdragoon5789]

The Centre Party (Henrich Brunning in particular) trying to convince the Weimar Republic and other parties there is nothing to worry about and they can control Hitler, the funny moustache man, and the Enabling Act is no big deal.

[@zarakikon6352]

Exactly. Such things need to be judged on a person to person basis. And he should've been forced to stop spewing his Lies months ago !

[@terri200]

@@zarakikon6352 Years ago!!

[@evillyn7895]

I adore Stephen's dancing. The man has a gift for physical comedy that is unsurpassed.

[@TampaDave]

Charlie Chaplin and Red Skelton were pretty good at it.

[@karlfisher1864]

@@TampaDave Hugh Laurie was more subtle, but great! Buster Keaton? Karl

[@charlx8979]

Jackie chan surpasses him handily, but stephen is very good

[@hajorm.a3474]

Unsurpassed? I've seen drunk people dancing funnier than that lmao

[@mypillowguy445]

Rudy's drink of choice is a MAGArita. The ingredients are white whine, a dash of orange and a very salty rim. Mixed with a Qtip.

[@kenbrown2808]

nicely done.

[@mikeoxbig9392]

Your comments are one of the best on youtube. Keep up the good work 👏

[@747Antman]

Just spotted this one. Corny but still clever.

[@mypillowguy445]

@@mikeoxbig9392 Haha thanks ✌

[@nobodyknows3180]

Well, that must be very popular with the MAGAts - they do so enjoy licking HIS rim.

[@Opus313]

Congratulations, LSSC staff and crew, on your well deserved Emmy Nominations! Storage closet or stage, you're the best!

[@Laura-S196]

The LSSC was nominated for a long list of Emmy Awards.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@Laura-S196 Somehow

[@touhouguyII]

Steven dancing past the camera made me choke with laughter

[@TheJECNova]

Good and Talented Comedian and awesome support team too. (Writers musicians, etc.)

[@theodoreandrewveremis9849]

@@TheJECNova someone explain the dominos joke related to the lie. Also, a pizzagate hypocrisy joke was a MAJOR missed opportunity

[@DebHenry]

*and* he's catholic so it hints he cares about other people?

[@JohnDoe-jh5yr]

Worth the re-watch just for this.

[@66impala71]

Stephen dancing past the camera is one of the funniest bits he does. So simple and hilarious 🤣😂

[@jamestimlin856]

"When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent." Isaac Asimov.

[@johnmalcolm4822]

When education funding is reduced and billions are spent on propaganda, Democracy falls into the wrong hands. - me

[@carrollsanders9376]

When You defend Your 2A rights by pooping on the Capitol's Rugs expect your sanity to be Questioned.

[@DrownedInExile]

Idiocracy was not a film. It was prescient.

[@lolitaalmostgrown]

Oooo good ☝️

[@nk-dw2hm]

@@carrollsanders9376 no. These people cannot be given insanity as an excuse, they were fully aware of what they were doing and must be held accountable Question their intelligence? Sure!

[@toymakanik]

Pauline was my old boss. I used to work at that pizzeria. It's so weird hearing that she said that stuff. I remember her and I getting in a fight one night over whether or not the civil war was about slavery.. she cried states rights... we were in pennsylvania.. this is all starting to make sense. Glad I got out of there.

[@zbagz01]

Yeah - state's rights to own slaves.

[@robc4191]

@Milkyway2099 i'm a business owner, so i know a lot of business owners. A LOT of them are sll in for trump. Usually the second generation owners, the guys who inherited it from their dads. I guess they grew up with entitlement and resentment so they are perfect fit for trump's message.

[@catha.j.stuart2200]

It's a small world 😜

[@trainingxtrish]

Where in PA? Is it still in business?

[@toymakanik]

@@trainingxtrish near Kane, PA. I asked a friend who still works there if Its still open and they said yes. Someone else is running it now.

[@lw3269]

"Those can can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities": Voltaire.

[@dokskwyr4353]

I didn't know he said that. Smart guy.

[@michaelmeehan6254]

@@dokskwyr4353 Voltaire goes on to say those with no brain will make you go insane>

[@BlackMambo]

BRAVO...! 👍🏽👍🏽

[@cctomcat321]

It's (also) easier to fool someone than convince them that they have been fooled. - Mark Twain

[@dokskwyr4353]

@@michaelmeehan6254 Didn't know he said that either. Its like he knew these guys personally.

[@HeadsetVZ]

Seeing Stephen dancing around the camera with a big smile on his face fills me with life.

[@leatherindian]

Great writing, great presentation. The nominations are well deserved.

[@DeepFriedPenguin]

This show deserves all The Emmy's. I'm so addicted to this show, I go through withdrawal symptoms whenever Stephen takes a break for the holidays.

[@alanai1981]

We all do…

[@Leonaza7]

5 members of the same Texas family have today been arrested and accused of breaching the U.S. Capitol through a broken window during the insurrection. What a pathetic life they must lead.

[@ogg5949]

Hopefully their lives will get even more pathetic.... in prison.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@ogg5949 I doubt any of them will go to prison. I honestly doubt any of the people involved will face any serious consequences.

[@alainarchambault2331]

Stupidity is hereditary apparently.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@alainarchambault2331 That's been proven to a degree. It's part nature, part nurture.

[@tenestetubo]

Is Victor Escobedo in that list, by any chance?

[@lindathalman3506]

I'm laughing myself silly with this clip. Thank you Colbert.

[@mk1st]

I love it when the writers get him to crack a bit with lines he didn't expect

[@earthworminfertainment]

How smart are you to think he doesnt read his monologue before he performs.

[@mk1st]

@@earthworminfertainment I'm sure he does but in a fast-paced writing environment things are often re-written at the last moment. Performers at this level trust their writers.

[@mikeoxbig9392]

“I love idiots and idiots love me.” - President Clorox

[@victorarredondo304]

You misspelled Clorox to Biden

[@philster6383]

@@victorarredondo304 You MAGAt Victor misplaced your brain.

[@GreenBeanGreenBean]

@@victorarredondo304 Nope he spelled Rump correctly, the largest loser ever... Rump lost 4 elections in a row!!!

[@mypillowguy445]

President Clorox was imbleached because he Lysol the time. Then Biden wiped the floor with him...

[@JMusar795]

@@mypillowguy445 😂😂😂

[@something709]

The next time a Republican tells you that Jan. 6 is not serious enough to establish a committee to investigate, remember what they did after Benghazi

[@johnwattdotca]

Benghazi never happened. It was an imaginary issue Republicans used against Hillary Clinton for over two years.

[@marievillella4841]

@@johnwattdotca where is Hillary these days

[@stopinvadingmyprivacy8375]

This is a very tribal, boring way to win an argument. And extremely unlikely to convince someone who doesn't already agree with you.

[@TheMrMeng]

Kevin McCarthy boasted about how the Benghazi hearings were hurting Hillary's approval ratings. In this case turnabout is absolutely fair play.

[@michaelhernandez3041]

@@johnwattdotca yeah and Democrats gave them bipartisanship in the 1st and 2nd but number of investigations the Republicans did on their own is crazy. Democrats behaved with ethics dignity and open mindedness to determine who, what, and where and how can we stop it from happening again.

[@grovergod]

I could watch Colbert dance like that ALL DAY.

[@Leonaza7]

the "I was just following orders" defense didn't work too well for the Nazis at the Nuremberg Trials.

[@victorarredondo304]

Ridiculous comparison you just made. We are not nazis

[@extremegrieferjesus8897]

@@victorarredondo304 Not every Republican is a Nazi, but pretty much every Nazi in America is voting Republican.

[@robc4191]

No, we didn't let the nazis use the 'following orders' defence, but American soldiers have used it since then successfully. We dont hold ourselves to the same standards we impose on others.

[@victorarredondo304]

@@extremegrieferjesus8897 we're the Confederates democrats???

[@maxhydekyle2425]

You really shouldn't compare January 6th to the Holocaust. That's incredibly disgusting and it heavily minimizes the horrors of the Holocaust.

[@ziqi92]

No one ever accused the MAGA crowd of knowing geography…or anything really.

[@victorarredondo304]

You guys can't even determine ur gender

[@feywildheart2878]

@@victorarredondo304 I'm not taking gender advise from the demographic of divorces and domestic violence.

[@robc4191]

@@feywildheart2878 i think comerade Victor gets paid by the reply.

[@feywildheart2878]

@@robc4191 possibly? A 2014 account seems odd for trolls, and the effort to fill it with videos crappy guitar covers is a bit much, but I could see that.

[@robc4191]

@@feywildheart2878 i didnt look that closely, it was just a joke.

[@itsabughunt6310]

All of the late shows should get awards for entertaining us during a pandemic.

[@bluemoon9530]

Stephen is on fire tonight! The pizza jokes were great and the dancing superb! 👏👏👏👏

[@SpSot]

@@bluemoon9530 I love his dancing.😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

[@tigerlilly9038]

SAVING SANITY YES!!

[@DJBillionator]

Because, opinionated entertainment is all they did. You will own nothing and love it. ;)

[@garybrown6656]

Totally agreed, everybody across the board should be rewarded.

[@rachaeljoakim3868]

I love how he's reading the stage directions when it involves waiting for the crowd to react. he's so happy to have them back!

[@davidjohnston9356]

Congratulations!! You deserve them all. You helped tremendously to get us through last years insanity. It is healthy to laugh. Thank you

[@susanhowie2796]

OMG! You are the Best!! You make me laugh so hard. When you dance and move around the camera. I lost it!!! You and your crew deserve all the awards.

[@ProdigalGeek]

Stephen's dancing is arguably the biggest thing I missed during "A Late Show"

[@fatherofchickens7951]

Reminds me of Kermit on The Muppet Show🥰

[@ekdaufin1485]

NO he danced plenty (did you watch?) just had more room to and camera people to follow or not for effect, not necessity. 😀

[@garywendeln7114]

Kind of reminds me of his viewers ...... obviously strung out on crack or methamphetamines and fall for the false Propaganda being spewed out by the DemocRATS'. Baaaa. Baaaaa all you SHEEP.

[@notconvinced]

Me too!! Stephen is a sexy sexy man who is certainly smooooooooth on his feet and his wits too❣ Evie is a very lucky woman🌞!

[@Lorangebeatrice]

YES. And I’d pay good money for those 2 seconds of dancing out of frame.

[@KristophJeffers]

Best monologue in a fucking MINUTE. Well written, well delivered!

[@Gypsy415]

It's gotta be funny sitting in the audience and watching Stephen dance; but, it's hysterical having him dance out of camera range and then reappear really close to the lens.

[@danw918]

It's was vaguely funny the first time.....

[@veramae4098]

Third time, I thought reflexively, too much. But no. I finally made me truly LOL.

[@SuziRider5D]

He is ALWAYS going off his mark! Drives the camera guys nuts, since staying on your mark is TV Acting 101: Lesson 1.

[@brettany_renee_blatchley]

You have to know _when_ to "break the rules," and he does. 😊

[@vhead612]

I replayed it the first time like twice so I watched it 4 times. Now 7. It like a total cartoon! He has moves. What a great entertainer. That’s what makes the audience version better. You get all of Mr. Colbert! And John Batiste! Both very fine men.

[@feywildheart2878]

Welcome one and all, looking forward to seeing more monsters being punished for their actions.

[@Lethgar_Smith]

I saw a headline today that a Capital rioter spent 2 days in prison for his crime.

[@Each1Teach1BuildMany]

@@Lethgar_Smith and another got probation. I saw that earlier today.

[@johnbrowne3950]

For what? Break and entry and messing up the foyer and Pelosi's desk?

[@feywildheart2878]

@@johnbrowne3950 Yes, like how the assassination of Lincoln was because he wouldn't take his giant stovepipe off. Or how the gas chambers were just an insecticide to kill lice and ticks. Did you forget that they were chanting to hang mike pence? And that they were trying to overturn an election?

[@cctomcat321]

@@johnbrowne3950 how about... Assaulting, Resisting, or Impeding Certain Officers; Assaulting, Resisting, or Impeding Certain Officers Using a Dangerous Weapon; Civil Disorder and Aiding and Abetting; Destruction of Government Property Exceeding $1,000; Obstruction of an Official Proceeding and Aiding and Abetting; Entering and Remaining in a Restricted Building or Grounds with a Deadly or Dangerous Weapon; Disorderly and Disruptive Conduct in a Restricted Building or Grounds with a Deadly or Dangerous Weapon; Engaging in Physical Violence in a Restricted building or Grounds with a Deadly or Dangerous Weapon; Disorderly Conduct in a Capitol Building; Act of Physical Violence in the Capitol Building; Parading, Demonstrating, or Picketing in a Capitol Building

[@boburnem3640]

“Think about how dumb the average person is, then realize that most people are even dumber!” -George Carlin

[@Nezztyful]

*half of them. That’s the point of taking the average (also the actual quote says “stupid” rather than “dumb”, but that’s neither here nor there). A great quote nonetheless

[@IMelkor42]

'Half', not most. Also assumes normal distribution

[@nobodyknows3180]

@@IMelkor42 I think the correct word would be the 'mean' not the 'average', but average comes across better in the joke

[@troubledjoe6201]

Median. I’ll get my mathematically pedantic coat. The mean - which is most commonly referred to as the average - can be higher or lower than the median, which is the middle value, depending how the data is distributed. It is statistically correct therefore to say that most men have smaller than average penises.

[@athiefdom5412]

Well we’re still talking about Jan 6...

[@carolynmcmickle9742]

“She’s going to get away Scot free, just like Jesus!” 😅

[@alicemoore8802]

As for her owning a DOMINO'S.... Tom Monaghan, founder of Domino's is a hardcore right wing activist who founded a whole town in Florida which would run by Catholic doctrine and not accept birth control, homosexuality or Playboy magazine being sold at stores. He would likely support her actions

[@blueguy15]

January 6 is a true wake up that America needed. We need to learn that those we consider to be idiotic may not always be harmless.

[@joanne4758]

blueguy15 - The world was horrified when it happened - but it doesn't take long to get superseded by other events. We can laugh at them all - but I'm sure they considered the whole event a success Rgds.

[@inochikage]

Too bad most Americans hit the Snooze button.

[@manuelschneider1105]

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

[@cammcbri]

Nothing happened that the Democrats didn't want to happen. Far more insurrection from BLM and AntiFa rioters.

[@markgiovana8217]

@@cammcbri yeah because the Democrats wanted to be hunted down by a bunch of insane lunatics who want to kill anyone who doesn’t buy into their ridiculous alternative reality. Do you listen to yourself? You’re trying to claim that the targets of the attack wanted it to happen.

[@TheWoodsugar]

When he dances like that, he looks like the world's most adorable Muppet

[@ritab5153]

YESSSSS! I love when he goes by the camera really close!!

[@ChubbyUnicorn]

RIGHT!!! I loved the homage.

[@dma69nyc]

I miss the dancing 🕺🕺🕺

[@realcane9908]

Yeah, no masculinity or appearance of threat whatsoever

[@daisysmum7336]

OMG! That’s so perfect 😂

[@thewraithwriter22]

Absolutely missed opportunity to say "He may have beaten you to space, but people will beat it to your feet."

[@NoalFarstrider]

The band was hilarious tonight. I like how they were half lost, and half on point, lol.

[@JoeEnglandShow]

Honestly, I can't blame folks for having a foot fetish. Or any kind of fetish, really. There's so much genuine malfeasance in America today, letting our freak flags fly online is pretty harmless compared to what some folks get up to. Like, for example, plotting to start a militia and heading to the "White House".

[@zesty9815]

Is there a fetish site for flag-gropers? If not, why not?

[@rainbowruler6453]

@@zesty9815 I hope to god not

[@ashleeedb]

Well Ex-president Twittler would be all over that. You've seen some of the things he does to flags.

[@benzaiten933]

well said, it's such harmless fun and even if some consider it 'weird', so what? people really should be a bit more open minded about each other. I'd rather people enjoy looking at other people's feet instead of hurting each other, bullying each other, committing treason and such.

[@Melesniannon]

@@zesty9815 Well "flag fetishism" is generally a derogatory term for American nationalism, and there's definitely sites for that. Also googling this subject to see if there was a specific flag-fetishists site easily available did lead to some interesting results, like learning about the existence of a fetish flag. Not the same thing at all, but interesting.

[@deby7821]

Congratulations Stephen..Well deserved !

[@ryangentle9940]

Congratulations to The Late Show for their Emmy nominations

[@LazyGyro]

Thanks :)

[@sandragruhle6288]

Well deserved for the social and political commentary these past five years, and a big thanks for the part you had in the 2020 Presidential election win for Biden.❤️🤗

[@zackcarlton9645]

They missed an opportunity for “Late Toe with Stephen Sole: Bare”

[@Bloory100]

ZZZZzzzz........

[@Chunkboi]

That's a bit of a reach, when Stephen already called out someone's agony of de feet.

[@mypillowguy445]

Amazing 😂😂😂

[@SeppelSquirrel]

Brilliant.

[@SeppelSquirrel]

The Left Toe with Stepping Sole Bare

[@Brett_S_420]

How could they release him when he was chasing that cop ldown like that? He also had a knife in his pocket. F that! None of them should be released!

[@dernvader6876]

Pisses me off - I got more punishment for having weed on me...

[@wyskass861]

Bail is mostly based on what danger you pose during release and flight risk, not so much on what the charge was. The charge can factor into it obviously, but for informing behavior during the release. Otherwise it's punishment before your court appearance, and would imply prejudice. I agree with you about those people in general, but let's not lose sight and purpose of the law.

[@nikolaipersad4098]

This!!!!

[@fredworthmn]

Um, wasn't this guy's release just one of Steve's jokes? I could be wrong of course, but like you I would not be pleased.

[@ChrisLeiter]

As a LEGO collector I was amused when they pointed out that they found the Capitol set. Mine is sitting on top of my copies of the Washington Post from BOTH Trump Impeachments.

[@ImagineThatStudiosYT]

ah a symbol of our nation laying upon the correct action to take upon the worst president of the united states, symbolism so thick you can cut it with a knife.

[@ChrisLeiter]

@@ImagineThatStudiosYT I thought it was 'perfect'

[@lizardog]

@Joe Biden is a senile child molester 1 Dude, do you know how weird it is to call yourself a senile child molester as your user-name? Clearly, you don't.

[@harrygooch5313]

This unfortunate looking character is certainly a virgin. Liberals are such a disgrace.

[@gabbylaughs0574]

Bravo Sir👏🏽😂🤣😭

[@richardl6188]

Hope you win the Emmys, you definitely deserve it!

[@IAmFJ1]

I just had to come here and watch this again because seeing Stephen this happy makes me happy.

[@maddog2314]

I think Stephen is more excited about his foot rating than the emmy nominations.

[@lynnhettrick7588]

I think you're right!

[@eveFlower101]

😂 😂 totally

[@unifiedvision999]

Loved your "four magazines" LOL; and this guy had to list, "bring assault rifle", as if he'd forget that of all things.

[@KM-rt5jj]

It's just like that thing where you make lunch for work, put it in the fridge and leave for work

[@unifiedvision999]

@@KM-rt5jj well, but he probably sleeps next to his gun, he wouldn't want to forget and be in the dog house.

[@quickworkmarketingopcpvtlt783]

The world suffers not because of action of few bad men,but silence of good one.

[@GrannySoupLadle]

“In my defense, I’m stupid.”

[@NewMessage]

Congrats on the Emmy nod, and may I send my condolences for John Oliver being nominated as well.

[@timbeaton5045]

Yes, but what is the rating for John Oliver's feet? Betting he comes a poor second to Monsieur Colbert!

[@lynndenault2133]

I don’t think that weekly shows should be in same category as nightly shows.

[@Eric-vq7jr]

Thanks bruh. Appreciate it.

[@Tuturial464]

Congrats Stephen you deserve this for your hard work and dedication!

[@karinspruill3299]

I love you, Stephen!

[@jagdeeshzeitgeist]

6:27 "Audience claps in time." - arguably the best cc that dilutes the very foundation of an Emmy nominated show.

[@JohnDoe-jh5yr]

The audience deserves an emmy just for clapping on time.

[@Swishy_Blue]

Colbert: thank you - the viewers. KZbin: [gasp] he means me !

[@everentropy]

That old PBS feeling

[@paulm.8660]

This nomination made possible by viewers like you

[@erinrafferty5659]

Now he’s more interested in his new in-studio girlfriend 😔

[@NewMessage]

Ut-oh.. Don't tell Q that Pauline owns a pizza shop...

[@robc4191]

Somebody better suit up and go check out the basement, make sure Hillary and George Soros aren't hiding out down there

[@Marylogical]

No. They SHOULD be told. Who knows what could be going on in the basement.

[@robc4191]

@@Marylogical and whoever goes in, make sure you have a vest, two AR15s, four 1911s and half a dozen smoke grenades... And AT LEAST 2000 rounds! Never know if you're going to run into some blood sucking liberals down there!

[@JerzyPR50]

A disgrace to the name Pauline

[@kimlehman604]

@@robc4191 there is no basement there. Sorry outta luck. Save you the trouble.

[@Droemar]

"A divinely empowered being immune from laws." Well, we know why she was there now.

[@Tential1]

Just wow....

[@angela19023]

Hasn’t miss a beat. He makes me smile every time he dances. Dance with me, Stephen!❤️

[@AdrianColley]

"Divinely empowered? You mean she's going to get away scot-free, just like Jesus?" - that's genius. Who wrote that?

[@Pryexel]

That one took me a while to get. 🤣

[@BrofNeeko]

Because I’m not some retarded Jesus but sucker, I don’t get it :/

[@Pryexel]

@@BrofNeeko Jesus was put on trail and he lost. That's how he ended on the cross.

[@aljoschalong625]

The loser declaring himself the winner: The absolute best clip to demonstrate would be Monthy Python, The Holy Grail, where Arthur fights the black knight...

[@AdrianColley]

Except that the Black Knight had enough honour to call it a draw.

[@Chunkboi]

And the black knight only killed one person before being defeated.

[@jaimicottrill2831]

😂 😂 it’s but a scratch!

[@Chunkboi]

@@jaimicottrill2831 A scratch? Your arm's off!

[@jaimicottrill2831]

@@Chunkboi I’ve had worse!

[@jennymacallan9071]

"Dehydrated Guy Fieri" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@edforest6344]

Colbert is my new spirit animal…

[@NickChiuco]

Wow, 8 Emmy nominations! Congrats, LSSC Crew and SC himself. I believe these nominations are for your ability to do shows even during a pandemic. I hope you win.

[@mariag.8242]

It is with great sorrow that I report that many people on both sides of the issue think the building attacked was the White House and that even more can’t distinguish among Congress, the House and the Senate. If democracy survives the midterms, a Bill for a huge sum to upgrade public school education needs to be next.

[@nonyabizness.original]

what's worse is the judge who let the moron out on house arrest purportedly just for being a moron. a very large proportion of violent criminals are morons. the judge has to be a trumper.

[@LLL-zt3fz]

I know someone who didn't have any idea what the Jefferson Memorial was, and just assumed it was the Lincoln Memorial. Duh.

[@AC3handle]

How about money to just rerun schoolhouse rock? Seriously, that's how I learned a LOT of my multiplication, some grammar, and various social studies.

[@BK-ri4lj]

I love the idiots like Maria supporting public school education while their elected officials send their children to private schools. Hahahaha.

[@nonyabizness.original]

@@BK-ri4lj maria calls for "a huge sum to upgrade public school education". that's because maria knows, unlike you, that when the education of our country's children is tossed into the capitalist for-profit, private market, public school becomes a poor people's issue that stands no chance of being adequately funded, and the nation continues it's intellectual decline.

[@bryanisraw]

I, for one, am happy that I can still here that dude cackling behind the camera. You rock, man 😂

[@imisseveryone2716]

Stephen, you crack me up, love the dancing 😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣❤

[@Mr._Sandman]

_Not Guilty by Reason of Stupidity_ Careful there, judge... You might set a precedent.

[@TheCheermeister]

Yep, the door has opened wide for the Trump clan, Rabid Rudy, Flynn, etc, etc, to plead stupidity.

[@FirewindII]

@@TheCheermeister Isn't that what Rudy's partner on the Trumpist team pled? "Don''t pay any attention to us because our defense makes no sense -- so let us off!"

[@FyreSprite69]

Steven is having a wonderful time with his live audience, and he is just getting better & better

[@shariwelch8760]

Yeah I missed his live shows, but his time away was damn good. And now that he's back, he's even better.

[@woodyarnold9630]

I think he really cares about the Evy Award.

[@ronpitchford9593]

Rnv.19 awaits.

[@somethingclever4563]

Hell I do too lol

[@mrde0mrsai]

And the wikifeet rating.

[@elanacurl]

@woodyArnold and you get the "thou shalt not judge award" Mirror folks mirrors

[@giuseppelogiurato5718]

You mean his wife, "Evie"? (He already won that one, lol)

[@Anna-tj7mp]

My favourite Colbert, Evvie, was right about Stephen needing a live audience.

[@richardlindquist709]

“Multibillionaire and dehydrated Guy Fierri” Dude, he’s in the green room! He can hear you! 🤣

[@jamessparks3876]

ikr but i think that makes it even funnier .

[@SpSot]

And also, is Guy Fierri a terrible person?

[@sdgdhpmbp]

Which is why it was a lukewarm jab.

[@elizabeth3124]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqOYo5Z7lKiLq6M ?

[@ToyKeeper]

WTF. He did a whole bit about how horrible billionaires are, and ... he has one as a guest on his show the same day??? Don't treat those assholes like they deserve the air time! They need to be held accountable for causing widespread poverty, not making jokes with talk show hosts.

[@Newylife]

I haven't laughed so hard in soooooo long!! Thank you, Stephen.... And your feet 🤣🤣🤣

[@dianewach4168]

are they adding emmy awards for family members who became production staff during a pandemic? they should consider it.

[@stevenjohnson243]

colbert is deplorable

[@mariag.8242]

Co-host nomination for Evie!

[@burymeinjfflannel]

Lots of laughs on this one. Love it when it so obvious he is having a great time

[@alexlollar3293]

How can 41 people dislike Mr Cobert? The man is a national treasure!

[@castortroy1853]

Because he isn't remotely funny and is an obvious government shill, feeding you propaganda disguised as entertainment, and, most of the time, completely misrepresenting anything but the leftist viewpoint of every single issue.

[@garysmith7760]

alex lollar, It's easy....he sold his soul to shity propagandists libs for big money...he used to be treasure....now he's garbage.

[@treyurbach2550]

Seditionist Roundup Roundup is my favorite segment of every show.

[@aaronjay4896]

Moo

[@theserna]

man, we really need to tax billionaires more

[@feywildheart2878]

B-but muh bottom dollar, and muh underpayed wage slaves

[@patamakka08]

We do

[@championette..]

@@patamakka08 Not really!

[@championette..]

Considering that many of them currently pay nothing, beginning to tax them anything at all would be a good start!

[@joel_anderson_t]

If that includes the kardashians, I’m down for that.

[@flyingwithoutfear1604]

Im so happy that you are back in the studio with a live audience! But I do miss lockdown Stephen, long hair, the slam, but seeing you dancing up to the camera was priceless. Thankyou Stephen, you bring a smile to so many

[@andlabs]

He may not have been at the white house, but it sure looked like a white house to him, and he definitely wanted to make it into a white house...

[@nebufabu]

Look, if he tries to skip bail, I'm sure the police in New Mexico won't have any problem finding him...

[@holdon4992]

Maybe he’ll be in the White House on August 13 with the pillow guy and former president, eh?

[@wildechild5]

@@holdon4992 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 not in this lifetime.

[@cmarq817]

Exactly! It’s the same if they caught a thief in a house he was breaking and his defense would be that he was trying the rob the neighbour’s house … 🤯

[@gobigorange]

They need to paint a pic of the White House on a prison cell wall to lure trump into it.

[@thisistheaccountname]

I'm just glad they were able to catch MAGAphone Karen.

[@robc4191]

Could you just imagine waking up next that shrew every morning???

[@nobodyknows3180]

@@robc4191 That's why Melania Trump hugged the White House Christmas Tree last December. She wanted to touch some real wood for a change.

[@redsupersaiyan3120]

@@nobodyknows3180 DAAAAAAAAANM 😂

[@shelbygrl29]

GOTTA LOOOOVE when Stephen dances!!! 😂😂😂

[@nobodyknows3180]

I know right? You could tell by his smile he was having a good time! 5:58 6:21 6:48

[@anitagee3362]

Nearly spit out my drink with his little dance 😆😆😆

[@davee.9906]

Only 8 nominations? They shorted you.

[@haveagoodday5737]

OMG that's hilarious My grandmother used to say that phrase "He don't know his ass from a hole in the ground"😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@TrevorNerva]

Woohoo!! Congrats on Nominations!!!

[@eccomz]

Steven's high feet rating would have been a good time to do that dance again.

[@something709]

Congressional Democrats need to pass the For The People Act ASAP so the GOP could never cheat their way into power

[@victorarredondo304]

You democrats are pushing illegal immigrants to vote & no id. You are the cheaters

[@feywildheart2878]

@@victorarredondo304 with how often laws regarding restricting voting, even if you're a citizen, and relying on gerrymandering a broken system that snubs the popular vote, calling democrats cheaters is adorable. It's okay to admit the party that leans on fearmongering, lies and making perceived enemies feel bad isn't popular.

[@sandragruhle6288]

You meant again, right?

[@GreenBeanGreenBean]

@@victorarredondo304 the only known fraudsters are ALL REPUBLICANS

[@telectronix1368]

Tell it to Manchin.

[@margarettaborodach5018]

I lost it on the Dominos dance and had to watch it four more times. HILARIOUS.

[@sonyahannah]

Bartender, I'll have one of whatever Stephen had just before the monologue.

[@DJRY360]

Begs the question... What would go in a Colbert?

[@MandleRoss]

You'd like one lifetime of training and experience in comedy and performance?

[@sonyahannah]

@@MandleRoss I like it that he shares that lifetime with us so freely -- but I was making a joke about how "drunkenly" joyful he appeared.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Barkeep, can I have twelve alcohols please?

[@MandleRoss]

@@sonyahannah Yeah I was just joking too. Understood.

[@meemeepalmer4144]

U&Evie deserve them all!!! U kept us going throughout all the chaos n madness of the world within the last year!!! Congratulations!!!!

[@jst3134]

I want more of the dancing!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@nobodyknows3180]

5:58 6:21 6:48

[@paulrouth5997]

5:31 'divinely empowered; so she is going to get away with it scot free just like Jesus.' LMFAO

[@timothymulder8085]

I absolutely love Johns outfit tonight, so crisp

[@barbarabergeron8351]

Congratulations 👏 👏 👏 you rightly deserve the accolades! You got me through the quarantine, with you humor. I totally empathize with you, and along with you....it broke my heart the day after our, Capital's. Insurrection. To see you so devastated 💔 😢 broke my heart. Glad you are back, sharing what we need at times. Thank you.

[@rosslynstandingwater4994]

Congrats LSSC on your nominations! I think this just may be your year. Nightly you and your writers pulled us all through the last "presidential" term, the ugliness that was 2020, and Jan.6th. At this point, LSSC earned some trophies, but deserve gold medals.🎖 Thank you for your service!

[@devlinburgess2463]

"You hang more elected officials with honey than with vinegar." Or, in Mike Pence's case, mayonnaise, preferably on a piece of white bread.

[@NewMessage]

Pauline's about to be immune from freedom, for sure.

[@nobodyknows3180]

when she's in a cell, she'll have plenty of time for meditating.

[@220guy]

I could watch Stephen dance all day long!

[@mitchellstokes5374]

"it couldn't be premeditated he didn't know where he was" he thought he was at the white house when he did that, how is that any better, that should be worse. Did I misunderstand something?

[@overlydramaticpanda]

Honestly, it's kind of like saying "oh, he didn't think that stabbing someone would mean they'd actually die". At the end of the day, the same basic intent was still there; what the hell does it matter if he was too stupid to know exactly where he was?

[@dshepherd107]

Can you imagine the judge coming to this conclusion if he were Black?

[@elizabeth3124]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqOYo5Z7lKiLq6M ?

[@hectorheck1353]

@Lok Katt I didn't hear he was charged with sedition. Did you? Nor were the other 2. This whole thing just continues to be nothing. No charges.

[@Altrue]

It's like he stabbed the wrong person on the street, that's not any better...

[@andrew24601]

The Domino’s joke wasn’t even that good (like their pizza), but god, the dance after...

[@davidguthary8147]

Would the band playing "Funiculi, Funicula" instead have improved it?

[@shariwelch8760]

That's kind of the joke. He makes a bad dad joke and then celebrates it, sort of an ongoing thing with Colbert.

[@julianstips4548]

I dont get the joke... or is it just that domino's is bad pizza?

[@tracytaylor5115]

@@julianstips4548 : I think the joke was about falling for the Big Lie.... falling like dominos?

[@kyarbrough100]

Omg the pizzaria dances are taking me all the way out!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@nobodyknows3180]

He's clearly having a ball with it!!!! 5:58 6:21 6:48

[@justjohn987]

I don't normally laugh at his shows (because I'm dead inside)but this one was straight fire.