President Sore Loser Gives Up Opposition To Biden's Transition After Exhausting Legal Options In PA

[@Citizenh4ndy]

I bet that tweet is not written by him. It's too sophisticated and well written.

[@roadrunner3232]

Yes..😂😂

[@Bond598]

exactly, i was thinking the same.

[@michelewalburn4376]

He was busy trying to figure out how to get out of the country before he can be arrested. Who knows what wrote the tweet.

[@ella17734]

That was my first thought when I read it.😂

[@pineforest1442]

My thoughts exactly.

[@jlasvideos]

I confirm we are laughing about Rudy in Europe

[@helene420]

Thank you 👋

[@Rocwallaby]

and Australia

[@mygoodlife204]

And Africa

[@Slicerwizard]

And Canada.

[@willitell8262]

And Switzerland

[@osho2012]

Stephen, I don't know how we could have gotten through this without you. Eternal thanks to you and your team for ALL that you do.

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

*"A. Blinken"?? What kind of rip off of myself is this!?"* - A. Lincoln

[@tuckergary1516]

abe did u begin the GOP? if so, u fucxxed up big time

[@BellaHRayne]

LMFAO. That is gold. Thank you for teh lolz 😂

[@johniii8147]

He didn’t write that tweet It was far too coherent for him to actually have written it

[@Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod]

I like how he doesn't say the word "Trump", like it's a swear word. 😆

[@jacqdanieles]

You mean T******

[@keithsvenson568]

he said in a past episode that he was going to forget trump's name

[@anne-sophiej.9584]

Who knows, maybe it will be in the future...

[@thedirty530]

They should of started doing that back at the debates...It only brought him into the spotlight.

[@kellyfehr3719]

It is the most all encompassing insult in every language.

[@Bgrizz80]

This show has gotten us through the last dark 4 years. It has been therapy. Thank you Stephen and the entire team. Love from Australia. We have lived under the T**** cloud even this far away.

[@moiramartingale2868]

There’s no way that Trump personally composed that presidential- sounding tweet.....

[@timd4524]

They actually used a real chimp for that one. Much more intelligent.

[@creativedesignation7880]

That was honestly the most disturbing tweet from him that I have ever seen. Especially the "in the best interest of our country" part was super weird. I'll assume Melanie snatched his phone to get this shit over with. Or maybe his cultists just have donated enough money to him, to cover his legal fees for the next decade?

[@mrcarr3509]

@@creativedesignation7880 thank you for the humor😁🤣😁🤣

[@clarewillison9379]

Apart from one sentence with his trademark giveaway exclamation mark...

[@rebeccahopkins9522]

I LITERALLY SAID THE SAME EXACT THING.

[@YTPremiumWatch]

I love that Stephen isn't saying T****'s name anymore. I see you Stephen. Respect.

[@anthonylesley982]

Yup

[@velivelmu8530]

(5:20) Don’t let Trump dominate your life! One thing that's for certain, don't let him dominate you. Don't be afraid, he's beat. You'll feel better than 4 years ago. Don't let him dominate, don't let him take over your lives. Don't let that happen. We have the greatest country in the world. We're going back to work, we're going to be out front.

[@Zett76]

I'm torn. I'd like to forget the person - but I LOVE to call stupid people (who think they are geniuses) trumps...

[@kasper7203]

I don't get it? We clearly can see it is Trump who is being talked about

[@robertnett9793]

@@velivelmu8530 The 'We have the greatest country in the world' stance, with turning a blind eye to all the problems and either not looking or dismissing other countries is one of the reasons that brought you Trump 4 years ago.

[@CloudsGirl7]

I miss Obama's pauses. It was nice, having someone in charge who actually gives THOUGHT to what they say.

[@henkman00]

I...liked this, uhm...comment I...uhm...read under this, uhm...video.

[@dragonballflee9882]

It was also nice to have someone who actually did something for the American people aswell, but its the Democrats turn

[@moonsaves]

@@dragonballflee9882 Remember when Trump actively argued that Article VII of the Civil Rights movement didn't apply to gay and transexual people, so employers should be able to discriminate against them, actively stripping their rights away as Americans? Or the numerous other acts he made towards the aggressive stripping of rights from US citizens? Maybe it's only specific American people that you mean.

[@dragonballflee9882]

@@moonsaves i don't think that happened mate, are you talking about when he made it so that biological sexes/ genders had to sleep separately in homeless shelters to stop women from getting raped?

[@dragonballflee9882]

@@moonsaves you cant please everyone mate, especially when there are 100 genders, someone is going to get offended. If you are a homeless trans what ever you should be happy you have a place to sleep before you are worried about politics.

[@madabrams96]

😊 Thank you, Stephen for all you've done to make us laugh rather than cry through the past 4 years.

[@courgette3401]

Trump didn’t write that Tweet. It’s nothing like the language he uses

[@krejados1]

Jared?

[@davidshulimson9491]

Phrases such as "service to this country" and "best interests of this country" were dead giveaways that it wasn't a T**** tweet.

[@faketohma]

Yeah..someone else typed that. I was like uh that doesn’t sound like him. It’s too coherent.

[@christhompson3750]

Words used that Donny can barely pronounce let alone spell correctly.

[@Soul-OnFire]

Yeah kinda am in shock.

[@FishandShips]

Stephen Colbert is the only late night show host whose monologues have gotten funnier since quarantine. Love how his wife encourages him with her laughter in the background too.

[@annaklassen8421]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6S6aqmbicmIsK8

[@haq469leqpipfeb8]

LaMelo and Steph joining forces ? www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJQK7... www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJQK7...

[@affenket]

Nah, Seth Myers is killing it too, and John Oliver’s quality never dropped

[@magiv4205]

I think all of them got funnier tbh. They all seem much more relaxed, in their own ways. Well, except John Oliver, poor guy was stuck in the void for nine months (still funny as ever though lol). Trevor rocking his quarantine afro and hoodie is also fantastic.

[@hariss3908]

He is doing great. Just wish he gets more live audience and goes back to his studio

[@jizzlecizzle1388]

Censoring the name is great. Blurring out his face would be even better.

[@manon8600]

Omg yes

[@arvasukulkarni3686]

Why does he do that though

[@GeronFletcher]

I always have this thought after trump is officially out of office lots of people on tv will just refuse to mention or show or talk about him ever again. Deadass not even in a joking way until he passes away they’ll say that. That’s it

[@Kattywagon29]

Let's take it a step further and ignore him all together

[@GeronFletcher]

@@Kattywagon29 we will try our hardest BELIEVE ME 😂

[@aprilstchung3796]

I love to watch Stephan Colbert's show because not only does he give us the latest news he also makes appropriately cutting remarks and hilarious snipets, with much energy.Thank you Colbert!

[@lylepinto2232]

i laugh at all those proud boy trucks that use to ride n my city every Saturday..now they took off their flags n are in line for testing

[@constancematosich4799]

If it hadn't been for Steven Colbert I'd had never made it through these last four years. Thank you

[@michaelg3088]

Until now. I never knew that Jr got it. Hahahahaha

[@bearwilliams9226]

I love hearing Stephen's wife laugh at his jokes way in the background!🤣

[@ozzyfranf]

She's the only one that thinks he's funny.

[@tammystockley-loughlin7680]

Evie's giggle gives me a giggle too. Positive vibes from New Hampshire and remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis.

[@ozzyfranf]

@James K That don't mean people think he's funny. I didn't even watch the video I was just reading the comments. Because I'm sure his comments are predictable.

[@tyrannosaurusburke]

Calling Chris Christie a "depressed Fred Flintstone" made me laugh right out loud.

[@debracottrill7989]

I'm laughing with you 😂

[@jeffreyjewell75]

I’m laughing so hard it made me pee in front of my mom.

[@marinobargado8704]

How funny is that? 😂

[@CanaryBanditsNeon]

@Dan Burke In Bulgaria the former minister of justice had the nickname "Barny Rubble", guess they can make a good duo. :D

[@ilaydaerylmaz7801]

@@CanaryBanditsNeon kzbin.info/www/bejne/aXPFY4hmjpefgKs

[@lindamoruela2436]

We all feel like Stormy Daniels, just waiting for Trump to finish so we can get some sleep

[@KingThabiso]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣wow. Awesome. I think you mean...finish so we can kill ourselves

[@ladydeath6199]

Eeeeewwwwww!!!!!

[@BigBleuDesign]

😂😂😂😂

[@zekezhen1431]

We all feel like Stormy Daniels, just waiting for Trump to finish so we can get some sleep

[@bobf5360]

best quote of the day. you win the internet.

[@elmando6522]

It's good to see Trump is exhausted. Now he knows how America feels

[@civil_villain]

The other day I saw a picture of Jesus hugging Trump with a caption that read, Donald: "I'm so tired..." Jesus: I'm right here beside you Donald, we got this." Trump cultists are insane...

[@austinb.2244]

@@civil_villain I have that tatoo on my back .....

[@wranglerspace3658]

@@austinb.2244 get a new back

[@GoatGodBaal]

@@civil_villain it really is insane and very terrifying to watch

[@poppybell8217]

Heck yes!!!

[@Fuzzypotato2]

He’s not saying his name. And they’re censoring T**** in text. Love it.

[@amyelizabeth529]

Yeah. I noticed. What's up with that?

[@yoyoyodaboy]

@@amyelizabeth529 right? Why and when did they start that? Not that I take that much issue with not seeing his name more than I have to

[@eyespy6677]

T**** loves seeing his name everywhere, this is a perfect way to piss him off everyone should do it. 1st try not talking about him but if you have to don't say or print his name.

[@emdeers]

There’s a browser extension that replaces all references of “Trump” with “T****”. I think LSSC has had it for quite some time.

[@JasperJanssen]

@@eyespy6677 his name is Individual-1, that’s what the courts are calling him in some of the lawsuits.

[@urvan._7563]

I love it that his name is not used. “He who shall not be named”. Moving on!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@emmamckenzie5503]

Hey, don't insult Lord Voldemort like that. Lol.

[@Forest_Fifer]

President Covid?

[@Llynnyia]

The orange Voldemort!

[@fillthedao]

or a Mango Mussolini ;-D

[@briankeith2520]

you don't know much do you

[@dimitriostoussis3782]

Love your Show, watching from down under !!

[@heyheytaytay]

He did SO not write that tweet. The comma usage was impeccable.

[@pipertarver1852]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@deadfreightwest5956]

Dot dot dot!

[@os2958]

To Donald Trump - "YOU'RE FIRED" from Detroit, Michigan

[@thatclassclown7587]

To Donald Trump: "YOU'RE FIRED!" from, the World

[@nirrti7]

"I'm so tired because I just finished interviewing Barack Obama." Best flex ever.

[@shotatoriumi7944]

> if you're smart ... answer this. a | ■□□ b | □■□ (name the shaded ■ squares) c | □■□ 1 2 3

[@jacquelineprince2331]

I just got done watching your segment of the show with President Obama. Thank you. That was what I hoped for. Feeling fulfilled by the event. I enjoy your work with all of your people involved. I appreciate what all of you have made this show. We're truly all in this time together. Jacqueline Kingfisher Oklahoma

[@TheDidib92]

"Hugo Chavez has been dead since 2013....yet he still looks better than Mitch McConnell" ROTFL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yerghaizverot6441]

Seriously though...in that pic, Mitch straight up looks like he got his ass handed to him by mafiosos that he owes money to...What's going on with that dude?

[@shaylene437]

Lol I literally laughed out loud when I heard it

[@str8cndian]

did he vote for Biden as well?

[@TheDidib92]

@@yerghaizverot6441 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JSkyGemini]

Smells better, too.

[@begrateful6153]

If you’ve never divorced a narcissist, this is how it feels.

[@boequicaprothotii4045]

It's your fault that you married a narcissist

[@kirknay]

@@boequicaprothotii4045 Sometimes it takes way too fracking long for someone to realize they're dating a narcissist. Especially when they're not aware of psychological abuse, and what it looks like.

[@hiiro-xentral3171]

@@boequicaprothotii4045 I dont think you realize how hard it can be to leave abusive and toxic relationships, stop victim blaming

[@amyelizabeth529]

@@boequicaprothotii4045 Annnnd... it's your fault that you're ignorant.

[@nashonholloway]

Yep.

[@YusufGinnah]

He definitely did *not* do that tweet himself... 🤣😆👍🏼

[@Theartsymuslimah175]

His daughter did

[@YusufGinnah]

@@Theartsymuslimah175 Yeah, both the grammar and punctuation were light years ahead of anything previously... 😎👍🏼

[@stephenderry9488]

They let him do 1 word. He picked STRONGLY.

[@YusufGinnah]

@@stephenderry9488 😂🤣 That checks out 👍🏼

[@rebeccahopkins9522]

“Don Jr. finally got something from his father” OMG that was brutal. And I WAS 💀 🤣👏

[@webby8005]

ya i checked in the comments to see if anyone else pointed this out!

[@rebeccahopkins9522]

@@webby8005 me too. Know what I really love though? I love it when haters waste their own time watching stuff they hate and waste even more of their own time commenting on stuff they hate because that sh*t is even more hilarious than Colbert 😂🤣

[@joshualee5069]

There’s no way that Trump personally composed that presidential- sounding tweet.....

[@J_Braz_]

First it was the back of his hand. Now the "rona."

[@tamikoestomo3275]

That Twitter was not written by Trump: he never uses some of those highfalutin words.

[@noellalexander9527]

@Ted Kazinsky zero evidence, zero.

[@bluemoon6380]

Tami lol good one!

[@Sunny25611]

and when he attempts to it’s always out of context . 😏

[@sandstonemeteorologi]

Tami this has nothing to do with anything, but ty for using the word highfalutin. It makes me smile ☺. And yes there is absolutely no way he would use any of those highfalutin words

[@lisaortiz635]

@UCIU0qIoKMBd0_fhxXfI_yWg hiya bot, get lost! Love US

[@katieschmid1030]

I so love how you will never say the name T**** again ! Good call!!!!

[@Fiat_Lux_23]

"They allege fraud outside the courtroom but when they go inside the courtroom, they don't plead fraud and they don't argue fraud. The President's legal team has been a national embarrassment." - Chris Christie Don't mind me, I only wanted to write that down. 😊

[@Fiat_Lux_23]

@Alex B Lol, I still loathe him, "bud". I just enjoy when a bad person makes a good point or a Republican speaks the truth for a change. 😃

[@user98xp]

@Alex B It's important to fact and bias check your news sources.

[@D-me-dream-smp]

user98xp indeed always do as a responsible user of mixed media. Data and statistics

[@nyxcin1]

The former reality TV show host couldn't have typed that tweet. It was too professional and coherent.

[@robertnett9793]

Maybe his staff lured him in the bunker with a chicken nugget on a fishing rod, closed the door behind him, planning to give him to the guys with the cozy long-sleeved jackets on Jan 20.

[@AngryKittens]

That "We will prevail" tweet sounds like something a staffer wrote, not Trump.

[@VanisleGirl1961]

@Ted Kazinsky Your delusion is showing...might want to tuck that in. ;)

[@hockey1freak]

@@VanisleGirl1961 Dont ever response to a guy named Ted Kazinsky LOL, especially one that's not even spelled correctly

[@ricardomartins286]

@Ted Kazinsky because there isn't a single one...

[@intomusic7074]

I wrote it 😂

[@annapeck7635]

Unless he means Biden can start planning but "we will prevail in our already failed lawsuits and recounts" lol that sounds more like what he meant.

[@MilkieMouse]

Why does Don Jr. always look like he just got done crying?

[@lindamoruela2436]

He did SO not write that tweet. The comma usage was impeccable.

[@canoegirl6335]

Cocaïne?

[@UnionJackGaming1994]

Coke will do that to ya.

[@michaelbrinkers1145]

Maybe there's a decent human being trapped inside of him, struggling to come out but can't. Like Ebenezer Scrooge, he has to be visited by supernatural forces (epiphany), in order to "pivot", in the way we were all waiting for 4 years for his daddy to do. But his daddy is do do.

[@annofbigbeach]

Because he's a druggie.

[@suzannebennett8987]

There is NO WAY 45 wrote that reasonable message all by himself.

[@rosehill9537]

Truth. It made sense.

[@danbennett1414]

may his pet monkey?

[@phatboydog6966]

But he’s gonna take credit for it, whether someone wrote it or not!!

[@tokinGLX]

wait, you got the rights to use the monty python clip but they wouldnt let you run the "inconceivable" clip from the princess bride!? inconceivable!

[@redlightgaming6444]

I see you around comments often now lol. Chairs

[@switch_flip9811]

Chairs chairs i love u tokin made me happy to see ur comment !

[@jonathansanders9816]

I thought the exact same thing.

[@kimberleygarcia5293]

Hahaha I was totally lisping that one along with you!!!! INCONTHHHHIEVABLE!!

[@alexenc5400]

Burst out laughing - “The only thing he needed to do to sound presidential was to not be President anymore”. Bahahaha!

[@scorpleeon]

Stephen's mania was so appropriate for these times. How he's held it together until now is commendable!

[@CS-ww3bs]

"until now" 🤣🤣

[@waynecoyle5867]

Am I the only person that loves hearing his wife laugh in the background? Such a cool couple.

[@mjohnson849]

Feels like a breath of fresh air or weight off ur shoulders.

[@macadoo1588]

Maybe being constipated for 4 years and getting rid of a massive shit is more accurate? 😆 Either way it feels great the orange monster is on his way out! 🎉🎈

[@TheHgcop]

His wife laughing at all the jokes makes the show run

[@hoangduyan2462]

Calling Chris Christie a "depressed Fred Flintstone" made me laugh right out loud.

[@JackIsNotInTheBox]

That's when you know she's a keeper.

[@howamilooking5952]

@@JackIsNotInTheBox Their love is obvious, even after Helen Mirren gave him a kiss. :)

[@lesliechow6866]

it's a laugh track

[@Mina-px3zb]

No. The trump segment keeps the show running. Love seeing him lose

[@Leonaza7]

That letter was the most self-pitying, unprofessional, desperate grasp to "justify" kneecapping the transition. It's also insulting not to refer to him as President-Elect Biden. I sincerely hope Emily Murphy is never trusted with a position of power or authority again, especially anywhere within our government. This delay cost time and lives.

[@thisistheaccountname]

Amen.

[@arnulfopineda2924]

The election is no over.The Electoral College will cast their vote in 12/18/2020.

[@davidradtke160]

@Ted Kazinsky court score board....

[@Romanticoutlaw]

@Ted Kazinsky lmao what "evidence"

[@garfield685]

@@arnulfopineda2924 no over? Huh?

[@neerajamb]

Such “brave” Republicans. Suddenly they’re worried about how the US looks. #NeverForget

[@christinevr7698]

Banana Republicans - the lot of them!

[@benjaminlquinlan8702]

Yeah never forget 9/11 agreed

[@jacobvanveit3437]

Can’t wait to go back to sleep and do it all over again in 2024!

[@kingbootv8424]

Is brave defined by how many buildings are burnt and looted? If so, then no they are not brave.

[@tahmphoolery]

How sad and ridiculous is it that when we see a Tweet that is written in proper English and has a hint of decency, we immediately know that our president was not the one who wrote it?

[@mamiemyl2130]

Sad

[@gamepapa1211]

@@mamiemyl2130 I read that in his voice. I can NEVER get that voice out of my head each time I read the word "sad".

[@kathykettner1867]

As soon as he thanks someone else, you know it was written for him.

[@Chickenparmm]

@@kathykettner1867 hahaha true tho

[@Chickenparmm]

yea, unless he's bipolar af but oh yes, a stable genius !

[@RShipwash]

I love how he doesn't say his name or even have it on the video written out, only "T****". He's doing it to not dignify him by acknowledging him and I LOOOOOVE that.

[@geoffgravitt7476]

Agreed lmao anything to get under trumps skin, because Colbert knows it will do just that 😂😂

[@thisguydan]

Oh, Trump probably did not write that tweet. It sounded presidential and all the words were spelled correctly!

[@justinbetland9792]

Meanwhile Trump keeps outsmarting the deep state in political chess

[@andrewlam8580]

You know it's bad when Chris Christie is calling you an embarrassment.

[@MrConstantine02]

@@justinbetland9792 Uhuh. How are those court cases goin' lately, by the way? Did he overturn the election yet?

[@justinbetland9792]

@@MrConstantine02 They haven't presented any evidence to the higher courts yet so I can't say. Those lower court cases were expected to be thrown out and overturned. It should proceed quickly after the holiday weekend because a massive amount of evidence and witnesses need to be presented before two deadlines in early December for vote certification and the vote of the electors. But Trump has a very strong case and he has already selected the Supreme Court Judges he wants for each contested state. He has plenty of evidence and a pretty clear legal path to overturning Biden's supposed victory

[@justinbetland9792]

@The Girl with Kaleidoscope Eyes I hope you guys don't mind me basking in your arrogance for a bit. It'll help me enjoy your reaction that much more when Biden is sent to the nursing home in January and Trump starts his 2nd term. I didn't quite get enough of your 2016 meltdown🍿

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

Rudy in public: it's fraud! Rudy in court: this is not a fraud case Rudy in trump tower: pay me 20.000 a day

[@nameunknown007]

😂

[@DrWhom]

and it works

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

@Aranyani Green lol, so much to say :)

[@Darruus]

They don’t argue fraud in court because fraud has a specific legal definition that they know they can’t meet.

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

@@Darruus and of course because there simply is no proof. It's all distractions and delay. Trump is messing around with defence. And golf.... always look at what they do, instead of all the noise

[@alexisbudzisz]

When first started watching Colbert Report, high af back in 06, never thought I'd be cracking up all the way through 2020, here in Brazil, with my 3yo laughing even harder than I. Thank you, sir.

[@rysun8709]

I like how they edit out trump's name like it is a bad word

[@alyteima4185]

Because it is 🤮🤮

[@kingdomcome3914]

And I'll forget about him.

[@RIXRADvidz]

tired of looking at that stupid word

[@garfield685]

It is

[@Sunny25611]

Well..?

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

10:18 someone needs to make a 10 hour version of this

[@drewski1535]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mawrmcmahan]

"Depressed Fred Flintstone". That made my day.

[@marteeolivera7617]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6S6aqmbicmIsK8

[@flowertrue]

My favorite was Wallace who Ate Gromit

[@peaches75x]

Burst out laughing - “The only thing he needed to do to sound presidential was to not be President anymore”. Bahahaha!

[@cyruskhan3571]

Seriously lame. All you people who say he should be more presidential, don’t even have common decency lol. If your gonna be a bad guy at least be a good one. None of this he needs to be more presidential and not rude. But then yal go making malicious comment trying to act bad lmao

[@davidgray8089]

@@cyruskhan3571 Trump drags everyone down to his level, where have you been?

[@nobodythatyouknow241]

@@cyruskhan3571 butt hurt.

[@cyruskhan3571]

@@nobodythatyouknow241 lol I’m amused bunch of nerds trying to act tuff, you just mad I pointed yal out lol

[@cyruskhan3571]

@@nobodythatyouknow241 I ain’t mad yal wanted to get dirty, but I can tell yal ain’t about that life, yal looking like a fish outta water lol. Who gets malicious than cry’s like a little girl smh. That’s how I know yal nerds lol

[@whistletoe]

There is no way Trump wrote that tweet. It’s too eloquent and collected.

[@mcsassysoniaalways805]

Exactly, also no typos and insane lies.

[@dandruff3414]

Apparently, some people in his team finally tied Donny Trump on a chair and typed that Tweet

[@user-md4di6yg2p]

Dan...I'm guessing they distracted him with a bucket of KFC

[@mkspencer88]

all theeeee above happened! haha!

[@dandruff3414]

@@user-md4di6yg2p lmfao

[@michaelmcnamara8071]

Thank you for showing sanity and humour still have a place beside each other. And thank you for the many laughs, even if at times they bordered on hysterical; shared panic to laughter is a good avenue.

[@benfearnow]

I like that they are refusing to use T****'s name!

[@jacqdanieles]

It should be a trend

[@danielcostello7170]

He had a segment a week or two back where he committed to never use the guy's name. I don't remember the exact context, but that is why he has been censoring it ever since.

[@couldbedreaming6330]

@Flappie NL Trump? Is that you? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@jacqdanieles]

@Flappie NL - Hunter Biden will be the next Attorney General & will investigate trump's corruption. Suck it up buttercup!

[@telectronix1368]

@@danielcostello7170 They decided not to say or show his name until he conceded that he lost.

[@Dream146]

So Emily Murphy is falling back on the old, "I'm not corrupt, I'm just incompetent defense" I see.

[@Kasarii]

Makes sense. It's hard to disprove, and gives a significant discount at sentencing.

[@edvh88]

She’s an embarrassment to Emilies of good faith worldwide.

[@danieb4273]

Just looking at her you can tell she's a spineless pile of Jell-O We've all come across her type in our life she's just the yes woman.

[@deadfreightwest5956]

There's no way Rump wrote that tweet.

[@lorilazise1521]

Agreed. It actually makes sense.....full sentences!

[@tesserene]

There's NO WAY DUMP wrote that tweet. Language far beyond his capability. The man is insane. I've yet to hear anyone utter the word.

[@robertnett9793]

Maybe the staff did a quiet and secret 25th ammendment invocation, lured T**** in the bunker with a chicken nugget on a fishing rod and plans to give him to the guys with the nice, cozy long sleeved jackets on Jan 20th.

[@annofbigbeach]

You're right! I'm sure it was his son-in-law, or one of the other creepy sycophants that haunt the West Wing!

[@Nottherebutthere]

I have been saying it for a long while.

[@istateyourname4710]

Stephen Miller is his Cyrano.

[@corvusdove874]

How that tweet happened: Staffer 1: "Is he still golfing?" Staffer 2: "Yes, why?" Staffer 1: "His Twitter password is 'Prez4Lyfe', quick, go post what I put on this note...."

[@gdaddy3695]

Apparently a couple of months ago some random security consultant in Amsterdam just put in maga2020! And was able to access his account. Unfortunately he didn't do anything with it. Just informed the white house.

[@TvboxFinnan]

@@gdaddy3695 It's now BidenSux!

[@lenkacfk7155]

@@gdaddy3695 , what a wasted opportunity! 😭

[@VashtiPerry]

I can believe that

[@JoshuaPTFan]

Yeah, that tweet had proper spelling and grammar, and wasn't a childish tantrum. There's no way he composed or typed it.

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

The staff fought with Trump to get that tweet sent.

[@beershits9340]

I bet someone distracted him in another room while they jumped on there and wrote it lmao

[@carrollsanders9376]

The Straight Jacket they got Donnie Dufuss to try on helped with his Twiting.

[@GeronFletcher]

They threw in an exclamation point to try to make it look like it was him but we know it wasn’t lol

[@beedee9534]

Election was rigged 1) Biden won by 8 million votes that was correct 2) i cannot figure this one out the Senate still kept there people in tact this was rigged 3) Even the House lost a few seats to the republicans this was rigged (conclusion) Big Joe the President ... The Senate will block everything Big Joe will try to accomplish this is what happened to Obama nothing got done

[@GeronFletcher]

@@beedee9534 dude if people were gonna rig it so trump wouldn’t win they would have done it 4 years ago lol

[@MrAFLANDERS]

OMG Stephen; I laughed till I cried. And hey, check your write-ins votes! We still support you! OMG-don't hire Rudi to petition any recounts!

[@Ashar121]

Yo. Whoever is coming up with these jokes when they show the person's face has me rolling. Wallace who ate Gromit, depressed Fred Flintstone. They were all really well written

[@MsGrapeNehi]

The good news is, the horse is finally being escorted from the hospital. The bad news is, it’s suing the hospital for trying to make it leave.

[@einna420]

LOL!! Beautiful.

[@klarikadavydov4352]

The good news is, the horse is finally being escorted from the hospital. The bad news is, it’s suing the hospital for trying to make it leave.

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

But the people who let the horse into the hospital in the first place are protesting outside the hospital and threatening to burn it down.

[@MohsinKhan-nn6xu]

*How Trump feels right now, America has been feeling for 4 years*

[@christumeh1143]

Brother Khan you are really smart,you comment 100/

[@awddfg]

*_One half felt what trump is feeling right now, the other is just stupid_*

[@zwatts38]

Nobody said it better than you👏👏👍🏻

[@cindyhall3703]

Let's make sure families and friends vote in Georgia. This way Mitch can lose his Leadership role in the senate.

[@JSkyGemini]

@@cindyhall3703 Kentukkky should be deeply ashamed of themselves. So should Maine and SC. What the hell is their problem?

[@bethdealmeida6789]

My Christmas wish has been made true early...there is nothing else I need! Really! Thank you, Universe!

[@pgoody]

The internet demands Stephen's head-banging to Antony Blinken's band be made into GIF form...

[@ecchidragon8038]

Yessss...

[@shitnitz]

I had to replay 4:44 over and over because I fucking died laughing

[@Leonaza7]

So 45 is also instructing his people to start the transition but he will not officially concede. Childish and silly to the end. That is probably as close as it will get to concession from him.

[@-Wreckanize-]

While I am glad to see trump leave, don't for a second think Democrats have your best interest in mind.

[@bendoverforme496]

I remember reading your comments on the View telling Trump supporter that rump will lose, you got attacked by them by you kept telling them that Trump will be out of the Office, this was months ago, and you were right. nice job

[@mw9905]

How is it childish? Do people really have such short memories that they don't remember 2004? There is still many lawsuits and a lot of evidence to over turn the election. I wouldn't celebrate until he's sworn in (and then immediately kicked out for being incompetent). Trump still has many paths to victory anyone who say other wise is lieing either to you or to themselves.

[@eventhorizon8014]

@@mw9905 hahahaha... I can't wait what his psycho, gun-fiddeling maniac supporters are going to do to him after their bubble pops and they find out what actually happened... It's going to be reaaaal fun xD

[@Harrydewulf]

Stephen is adorable when he's "tired."

[@canaw1670]

He is always adorable :3

[@Katesashark]

He’s especially adorable when his wife is there :)

[@StellaMoon60]

He seems a little punchy, and yes, he is adorable. :)

[@debrarobling4983]

He sucks

[@gmehaywood4010]

True🥺 He is adorable in general tho! (Omg adorable just autocorrected to a Donald oop-🤭)

[@joegalati6111]

Listening to President Biden today and all the uplifting language, this will be a great THANKSGIVING.💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@findingme6438]

"Did you say A Blinken?" "No I didnt say A Blinken! I said Hey Blinkin! Get the horse man!"

[@TheLuckystrike2000]

Happy someone else went for the Men in Tights angle! :-D

[@kazetoame]

This was the first thing I thought too!

[@jaymanv4891]

I like that movie.

[@Shadowfur]

"A jew? Here?!"

[@robin87z]

Chris Christie as "Depressed Fred Flintstone" may well be Colbert's best work yet.

[@lehongcong8018]

How they finally got him to do it: "Well, technically, with the recounts and everything: You've officially lost more in a single election than any candidate in history. So, it's kinda like you WON at LOSING? Eh?" Trump: deep inhale, single tear Did you just say I won? "Yes sir...at losing." Trump: I told you. I told you all, all along. I told the whole world; I would win. They tried to stop me, they couldn't do it... Even when I lose, I still win.

[@reccecs4]

His writer's best work?

[@TheBlackbudda08]

I see him more as Sgt Schultz !!!

[@mdeb14]

No fred flintstone is bill barr... he looks like s mr. Slave the boss of fred flintstone.

[@kenbee1957]

I'd say, "Man pictured on bring your forehead to work day" deserves to be considered in this conversation

[@TheSiobhan12]

Watching Stephen is one of the only ways I cope with the racist, mindless Cheeto that is currently occupying the White House!!! Thank Jaysus for him!!!

[@catalot]

"ICU Christmas" has a dual meaning that I'm sure isn't intended. :}

[@darwinray7394]

The show is feeling more homey, uncut and organic lately. Its great, I'm loving it thanks for the show Colbert!

[@shermanculbertson6244]

You know it’s bad if Giuliani can’t stand your conspiracy theories.

[@alandean6930]

He was jealous that she made better, more stupid, farfetched conspiracy theories than he did . She nearly got more publicity than he did. Good job he thought of 'hair dye running down face trick' to get more 'hits'.

[@zarakikon6352]

😁😁😁👍.

[@alandean6930]

He was jealous of them, that's why he couldn't stand them. Maybe his 'boss' would make her head of his legal team No forget that , he hates successful women.

[@DneilB007]

@Emma Loves U Plus the Venezuelan company that Chavez started is actually a Canadian company.

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

Anyone who watched Supernatural can tell you that isn't motor oil, Rudy Guiliani is a Leviathan.

[@crystalmichellef3rg23]

💀💀

[@catali-nul]

Stephen is aging so well, he gets hotter by the day

[@montypop]

he's aging like fine wine and i'm over here aging like milk.

[@HURTBOI5000]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[@Codes911]

"Did you say Abe Lincoln?" "Nah I didn't say Abe Lincoln, I said 'A. Blinken'!"

[@seanpeacock4290]

Mel Brooks was ahead of his time.

[@bobbysealejunior6590]

“And this is my friend Achoo....”

[@dragon1130]

@@bobbysealejunior6590"Bless you!"

[@TheExplorder]

It took me too long to get that reference to be proud of.

[@propanegang507]

Hey nani nani and boom.boom.boom

[@cybrfriends5089]

"I don't like Losers" - Donald J. Trump

[@anon8095]

Don’t worry, narcissism trumps shame and embarrassment.

[@AwkwrdPrtMskrt]

That's a weird way of saying "I hate myself", Donny.

[@knowthinself8107]

From heaven, McCain is giving Trump the finger! I like Presidents who don't lose elections! Hos Mad! Hos Mad!

[@Anon-xd3cf]

Get your shots in now... This attitude has to change. Biden won with the most votes ever cast for a single presidential candidate ever. (People need to stop saying that also)

[@Vagajammer]

That explains his attitude toward his children...

[@renehenckens]

I legitimately hope that the Commander in Tweets keeps on ranting and raving. Even during the inauguration of Biden I hope Trump starts ranting and they have to physically remove him from the podium...that would be proper comedy

[@gmehaywood4010]

Omg yeah see him being carried away by the FBI or whoever from the Inauguration would be the quality tv we all need. Also Commander in Tweets lmao🤣

[@gamepapa1211]

I mean, Rudy already stole so much from the script of "Veep" so yeah sure, why not more cringe comedy?

[@floydarnold427]

@ReneHenckens Hello how are you ? I absolutely agree with your comment . Would be nice getting to know more about you if you don't mind. Stay blessed

[@alainarchambault2331]

Micheal Cohen stated that T**** would go into hiding at Mar-a-lago rather than attend the inauguration. His ego wouldn't stand up to that.

[@gmehaywood4010]

@@alainarchambault2331 literally tho

[@helenrichardson7490]

YEAH, I am so glad to hear this exciting news!!! All I wanted to hear all along, Thank You!!!

[@julianyc422]

Stephen's wife's giggles and laughs improve your show by 100%. She should market a laugh track. What a cool sharp beautiful soul she is.

[@Fretless99]

She's wonderful! I am getting a little crush on her :)

[@Postlong2]

I don't know if I will be actually able to relax until Trumpigula is out of office (maybe in jail) but this is a good step towards it.

[@wildechild5]

Like Obama said the other day on Kimmel they can send in the seal team to get him out.

[@jeffredfern3744]

I won't relax until Mitch McConnell is out of power.

[@wildechild5]

@@jeffredfern3744 YESSSSS the 🦃 must go...gobble gobble 🦃

[@danielcostello7170]

Don't relax. Think of all the spineless CINOs that supported Trump. Trump is not a conservative and neither are his sycophants. Conservativism = a strict adherence to the constitution and limiting the reach of government (i.e. libertarianism). Trump and his fellow CINOs (e.g. Mitch McConnell) want power at all costs, truth is irrelevant. Constitution is irrelevant. As long as the majority of U.S. Republicans support Trump, the GOP and its members will push a Trumpian agenda and we will never be free of the Trump cult. Lets hope Dear Leader flees to Moscow - too embarrassed by his loss.

[@adamqjsmith]

the problem is his millions of supporters that fall for the bs

[@luminariastormreaver]

I’m so glad the transition is finally going forward.

[@MerenEdnaMarieKing]

You look SO HAPPY! and that is Wonderful to SEE!!!

[@TheTheoTherone]

I remember slurring the words "I'm just a lil tired" to my mom as a teenager when I would come home late and inebriated after celebrating...whatever we teenagers were celebrating that night. Stephen's intro just gave me that vibe.

[@julbarrier]

What do you think is in his mug? :)

[@savannahm.laurentian1286]

The response to DJTJ corona diagnosis has been: "our thoughts and prayers are with COVID in these challenging times." I love it.😂

[@MYanezM]

Stay Positive 🤞

[@miqoto]

they got ghost tweeters to try and save what little dignity they have lol

[@joanne4758]

@@MYanezM I'm in a different time zone - but there has been excitement coming about the vaccine. Seems there light at the end of the tunnel. You may be interested. May you stay well .Rgds NZ www.bbc.com/news/health-51665497

[@cd2110]

Yes yes!

[@philipwilliams5808]

@@joanne4758 All the best to NZ. We love Jacinda. Please can we swap for Boris and his entire cabinet as together they will be able to make up about 90% of Jacinda's emotional intelligence. We'll chuck in the royals to make up the difference. Please. 🙃

[@alexthelizardking]

Send Emily Murphy back to the dmv where she belongs.

[@autumnhernandez7007]

Junior just can't make a single video that he isn't being awkward.

[@gwardlaw334]

The Department of Moron Voters.

[@chriskelly6559]

She can't drive either.

[@igorschmidlapp6987]

YT left my joke up long enuff for you to rip it off... I did call her a fat pig bureaucrat... gotta be careful using words like that... "bureaucrat" is pretty strong... :-P

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

"Inconceivable!" They keep saying that word. I do not think that it means what the Trump administration thinks it means.

[@cyny6305]

Trump & Co. can only communicate in hyperboles.

[@jazminrl]

Lol inconceivable!!

[@thomaspcampbell]

We like the more casual format you've adopted since the pandemic began. You're a lot more relaxed and even funnier than before. We also like when Evie is with you because when you look over at her, your face lights up, you re-center and move on. The pandemic has been awful, T**** has been worse, but through it all there have been silver linings.

[@poppybell8217]

How can anyone put up with Trumpers?! I can’t. I just can not.

[@deceivedlonely]

After 4 years, I finally see Stephen's eyes are smiling again

[@mariadias2406]

You know it's bad when Chris Christie is calling you an embarrassment.

[@erictaylor479]

@@mariadias2406 Exactly.It gets no worse than that.

[@nikososa1332]

wait, you got the rights to use the monty python clip but they wouldnt let you run the "inconceivable" clip from the princess bride!? inconceivable!

[@beckyg9831]

Nicholas Thomas wrote this exact quote. Bots, trolls, or just two separate people who happened to type the EXACT same quote??

[@beckyg9831]

also Shota Touriumi said this exact quote, that makes THREE different accounts replying the same thing. This place is infested with bots, or one person with multiple accounts typing the same message. Either way, it's pathetic.

[@nancyr137]

I love that Colbert refuses to print or say the name of the current occupant of the WH.

[@NewMessage]

Be honest... How many of us thought Donnie got hacked when he sent out that reasonable tweet about Emily Murphy?

[@ironsnowflake1076]

🙋 me...me... I'm convinced!

[@virginiatyree6705]

11 23 20 Hey New Message, In my world, that POS does NOT write any of those tweets. I read some guy (forgot the official title) writes ALL of the tweets. Stay safe, keep calm, & be well. v

[@motorv8N]

No spelling mistakes, complete sentences, use of lower case letters? Pfffffff - No way that was the Cheeto-in-Chief

[@danielcostello7170]

It's obvious someone else wrote it. Probably Ivanka.

[@stephenderry9488]

The Deep State finally worked out his password. Was it: a) Covfefe b) Money c) MAGA d) Ivanka, or e) password ?

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

"You have to compare it to a party people don't want to attend." You mean like the Republican Party?

[@howardkerr8174]

People go to the Republican Party because they hear that there is going to be some gooood s#!+ passed around. Then they get there and find out that it isn't goood s#!+, it's just old fashioned horse manure.

[@christinevr7698]

I actually don’t believe Herr Drumpf, wrote that “presidential” text about GSA transfer to go ahead. Could he even think of a word like protocols? Someone grabbed his phone while he was golfing to text that.

[@DianaTrout]

That tweet was way above T*****'s grade level. lol

[@Mika_Collins]

😂😂

[@floydarnold427]

@@DianaTrout Hello how are you ? I absolutely agree with your comment . Would be nice getting to know more about you if you don't mind. Stay blessed

[@sleazybtd]

Too coherent. I understood it on the first run.

[@aprilrain1211]

Right 😁