Michael Cohen Teases A Bombshell Book While Trump Admits He's Slowing USPS To Tilt The Election

[@worrywart1311]

Trump is leaving a stain on American politics, a yellow stain, as befits someone who dodged national service.

[@johandekock3284]

Muhammad Ali also "dodged" national service, wonder what you think of him!!

[@worrywart1311]

@@johandekock3284 He's dead to me.

[@DS-rt1ed]

@@worrywart1311 I see what you did there. 🤣

[@pdoylemi]

@@johandekock3284 He did not dodge service - he refused on principle and paid a heavy price for doing it. Trump pretended to support the war while buying his way out of it.

[@damiandraven699]

@@johandekock3284 perhaps the greatest boxer of all time who sacrifice his prime years for his beliefs. You know, the complete opposite of President Bunker Betty, who cheats, lies, steals, kills, cons, and kisses Putin's ass every chance he gets. He was a coward then dodging the draft and is still a coward now hiding in his basement until the bad men stop being mean to him!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@robinfleet7094]

Yeah, anyone that spends time burying their academic record shouldn't engage in challenging others on those grounds. Not the genius you were sold.

[@lexaharpell5196]

Don't engage in a twitter challenge with AOC either, she has sharp comebacks!

[@johno7617]

Vote Blue!!

[@photonboy999]

@dudewheresmyjunk Over 30% of America? I watch from Canada in HORROR at the abject stupidity. I saw a 70-year-old woman scream about her "right" not to wear a mask then she sat down on her ass in the middle of a store and sulked. That's what happens to your brain when you watch Fox "News" like Hannity and let other people think for you... Trump can completely contradict himself and his fans will just say "of course that makes sense"

[@joemcghee2364]

@Cyborg Ninja Maybe he meant a stable GENUS such as donkey or mule.

[@AURON2401]

Robin, you need to edit your comment and take the I away from Genus. Misspelling is a bad thing to do when you want to tell the truth.

[@rebekkah69law]

I cant believe nobody is charging him or not trying to stop him.

[@GenevieveThornton]

Honestly, it’s useless. He’s proved to me there’s no checks & balances anymore.

[@crusheverything4449]

Why is it so hard to believe? The GOP has been comprised of complete scumbags for decades and decades.

[@gloriag5165]

My thoughts exactly

[@peachion2]

There is no law for some. That has been true for a long time, we just never saw it

[@christinabeck9316]

People have no scruples. His first wife sold her soul and her children to this man. She knows who he is, shame on her for offering up her kids and our country to this criminal. May karma be served to Ivana Trump.

[@bobclarke2242]

The Post Office is a government service as stated in the Constitution. Congress must fund it. Vote.GOV

[@nursemedic17]

@Bob Herk THANK YOU for stating WHAT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS! Sorry I'm old...I understand the shift feature capitializes stuff....BE WELL!

[@Soul-OnFire]

Yeah i agree...

[@shannonwebb3602]

Apparently, all it takes is an Executive Order to change whatever idea you have of democracy.

[@denverb585]

Nobody's arguing that it should or shouldn't be funded. At least correctly. They are arguing to what degree it should be. Just like the left and right disagree to what degree the military should be funded. If Trump said 0 dollars and we will defund it, sure I'd agree with you. But the debate is to what degree should it be. That's where your point is moot.

[@sadaqahgreen7440]

Thx 4 sharing

[@corriecrazy]

How the heck would he even know if AOC was a "bad student", for crying out loud. This man has totally lost it. Please, dear God, get him out.

[@commercialelectric696]

If it were up to fuhrer Drumpf, all blacks, women and native born Americans would be disenfranchised permanently...idiot! Respect the constitution; respect the USPS...idiot! Whoa unto Republican leaders!

[@adriandee1034]

VOTE PEOPLE!!! DONT WAIT FOR GOD TO FIX IT. Dumping Trump is within our power as long as we have elections. EVERY VOTE MATTERS.

[@alexanderburawa9307]

So? This is dictator donald jackass trump you're talking about, and he's above the law. If you don't believe me, just ask Moscow mitch mcconnell--he'll set you straight.

[@lyleeagan2793]

he had someone read him the transcripts... while he was on the toilet at 3 am tweeting and doodling.

[@fuduzan5562]

@@commercialelectric696 Just FYI: woe , noun: great sorrow or distress.

[@johaniojo]

Is that even legal to put someone in charge of a department while you're having stakes in its competitors?

[@amakaikejiani6412]

It's actually called 'conflict of interest', but anything goes with this criminal administration.

[@Dodelijk144]

I mean Trump has golfed at his own resorts for the past 3.5 years and spent over $100 million tax payer dollars to do so.... so..... I doubt it matters.

[@AnexoRialto]

Sure it's corrupt and illegal, but Trump does something corrupt and illegal every day.

[@heatherdequetteville9184]

johan iojo emoluments clause!!!

[@teresatroutman4141]

We are missing vital paths to accountability and consequences for such blatant corruption. I think the House should be walking impeachment papers across the hall DAILY. With Barr, McConnell and the GOParasites ignoring the conflicts of interest and trampling the Constitution they gave an oath to uphold over their party’s shenanigans, we’ve been set up for this hostile takeover by the power (and other p-word) grab by the most blatantly corrupt, shameless, soulless scum masquerading as our “leaders.” And they do it holding Bibles and with the support of evangelical Christians. Ask why the Catholic Church got millions in small business bailout money, too. I miss the sketch comedy shows that highlighted all this Idiocracy. I’m glad Colbert is back from vacation to deliver the state of the nation in his brutally comedic way.

[@EleneDOM]

"When they go low...." We had no idea how low they actually would go.

[@ferickson]

There is no bottom for tRumpsters...

[@donnajones2310]

Trump paid 130k for going low at least once...those golden showers shined upon him.

[@con9tessa]

There is no low low enough for this orange turd of a creature.

[@wordswordswords8203]

I'm a mail carrier. The changes they are making are crazy destructive and unsafe for the work force. Please support the post office and stop this mad man. Thank you.

[@wordswordswords8203]

@charly horse I agree. I've been a carrier for 30 years and I've never seen anything like it. Extremely destructive and unsafe changes are being made at USPS. People do need to know. I don't know the best format but I'm glad some people here noticed.

[@Zhaturianvisionz]

Pleae good luck. The post office is the worst business you can walk into today the service is often terrible and you lose mail all of the time.

[@JKThom-59]

Thank you for your work! Hope you can hang in there! Good luck.

[@areyoublind2502]

Postal workers should do videos talking about the shenanigans going on. Thank you for speaking out my prayers goes out to our postal workers.

[@heatherdequetteville9184]

Dale Winston this is what I call a back handed compliment. Best be cautious with your non praise. You wouldn’t,t want someone going postal on you. Joking! 🥴

[@adr0110]

Christ!! & I thought my country was screwed & had a total fruitcake as a leader!! 🇬🇧 Good luck in Nov!! 💙

[@Old_man_Vibez]

Don't worry Biden will win and Starmer will win the next election

[@shaunmattice6413]

King George should have waited for 2020 to raise taxes on Americans, maybe then Americans wouldn't have been as outraged.

[@megan92585]

Is anyone who isn't brainwashed or lobotomized actually supporting and/or defending this pathetic excuse for a 'leader' of the semi-free world. Leader is used loosely in this sense... More like the "blinders-on" leading the blind... Maybe if we're lucky, he'll succumb to the scourge, just as his grandfather did. Not sure we'd be much better off, but pense might at least entertain the idea of a peaceful transition of power.

[@megan92585]

@JamieLan2011 We must warn them: don't follow AND don't eat the 'leader'! It's as bad for you, as sports drinks are for plant hydration... "I've been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding" -Harvey Danger

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

Uh............thank you?

[@chausd2972]

Between Trump, this senate, Russia and voting suppression... I worry a lot about this Nov 3rd.

[@gwenreader6631]

We all should and do whatever we can to circumvent their obstacles.

[@Professional_444]

Vote early or drop of your ballot yourself. Election day will be a nightmare of lines

[@FNFIHOCTW]

Me too!

[@TheFlyingJester]

Yeah, but you still are realistically choosing between two old neo-liberal white men accused of sexual assault who won't do anything about police brutality and will continue increasing corporate power in America.

[@gwenreader6631]

@@TheFlyingJester Voting down ballot will make difference, not overnight but it ultimately will.

[@TheTaintedWisdom]

14:14 - Okay, I still don't know anything about AOC, but her credibility just shot up to nearly max levels with a single tweet. Anyone who is not merely against Trump but eviscerates his ass and, more importantly, does so *substantively?* She's good in _my_ book.

[@heersyal2454]

She is simply brilliant! Also, she actually works at her job!

[@coinshot]

Same..... wish she was president.

[@iCanbEYOURrUKIA]

@@coinshot she needs a few more years under her belt but in the near future I will vote for her in a heartbeat! She believes in the people of the country and our ability to turn this crap shoot around for the better!

[@HOTD108_]

@@coinshot I'd still prefer Bernie. Bernie is the world's best leader that just never was.

[@COYG797]

That is why I am Voting Joe Biden / Kamala Harris on November 3, 2020. It is what it is....!!!

[@waryaawariiri1812]

Forget about that, bring back Ozil. Ozil 2020/21.

[@jacqdanieles]

*TrumpCovid2020: it is what it is* Vote for me ... if you're still alive on election day ...

[@jacqdanieles]

@David Webb - you might want to get yours out from deep inside the Orange Sphincter March 24th - _“We never shut the country down for flu”_ April 17th - _“The lockdown is too tough. Liberate Minnesota, liberate Michigan, liberate Virginia”_ May 7th - _“Wearing a mask would send the wrong message and make me look ridiculous”_ July 10th - _“Texas and Florida are going to have it under control very quickly”_ Let us know how Orange A$$ tastes ...

[@gregsmith7809]

@David Webb David you are spot on.

[@jacqdanieles]

@David Webb - Trump: _"Obama administration's response to H1N1 swine flu "was a full scale disaster, with thousands dying, and nothing meaningful done to fix the testing problem, until now."_ So, trumptard, explain how Trump is not responsible for the disastrous handling of Covid19 while he blames Obama for his handling of H1N1. I'd love to see the pretzel logic -- which I'm sure you're fully capable of.

[@BrokeredHeart]

It's absurd that this dismantling of the mail system has gotten as far as it has. It's not just letters and flyers, it's prescription medicines, it's paychecks, it's supporting local businesses and allowing them to ship their wares anywhere in the country. Given that the country is on the brink of economic collapse, and millions remain unemployed, and business is down across all sectors, you would 'think' that enabling the ease and speed of delivery would be considered a non-issue. The USPS employs millions, including around 100,000 military vets, and they don't use tax dollars, so to claim that they are "operating at a loss" is a BS argument. They were even facilitating the nation's largest food drive during the crisis (Stamp Out Hunger), which again, millions more are dependent on right now. The sale of postage and shipping services are what funds the entire operation, and without it, a lot more people are going to suffer because of one man's outright refusal to uphold the institutions of a functional democracy and society. Jeez, even the countries with the worst authoritarian leaders have got a functional postal service, because they know that it's essential to commerce, education, and society. But because he so desperately wants to prevent active voters from having their ballots accounted for, because it would surely mean his political defeat, Trump (and that soulless ghoul DeJoy) are willing to close the primary means of nationwide communication over mail-in ballots. Why are more rural communities not upset about this? They will be completely shut out from the goods and services they need, and left with very few alternatives that are comparatively priced. Will no one do anything about this? I know there's a growing laundry list of things to correct and get done in order to save America, and they are all really important, but this one is really serious.

[@ianvance9035]

They are "operating at a loss" because the Post Office has to fund their pension plans 75 years in advance.

[@wolfbear7]

This will destroy AMAZON

[@jarrysciligo5395]

@@wolfbear7 DeJoy owns a gazillion shares of Amazon. Their packages won't be delayed.

[@jarrysciligo5395]

Trump is a fascist. He doesn't care about us in the slave class or about any socialist program like the USPS. The only socialism that fascists support are the military and socialism that funnels the slave class' tax dollars into the pockets of the ruling class.

[@abitofwhimsie]

‘This is a book the president doesn’t want you to read...”so any book?” Laughing so hard!

[@frankmalinaro9700]

W Bush 's library is full of coloring books ... tRUMP can't read at all. Whats with the illiterate with power ?

[@tanitaindelicato5649]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@bobheck7303]

Donny's clearly insanely stupid!

[@Shinku_no_sanbun]

​@@frankmalinaro9700 I think the main difference is that W Bush seemed to be somewhat aware of his own lack of intelligence.

[@frankmalinaro9700]

@@Shinku_no_sanbun ~~ Good point ! Key observation that I overlooked , thanks.

[@DavidHands]

It is both fascinating and frightening to watch the US slowly turn into a dictatorship without any real resistance. It is as if society has reached a critical complexity threshold that can no longer be managed.

[@jenniferdixon7633]

Please pray for us.

[@eveny119]

You saw what he unleashed on peaceful protesters, its like Hitler's rein...We're depending on our state reps for protection. Im too old for this crap.

[@jennypulczinski7204]

It is frightening that everyone says something he does is illegal, against this or that rule of law, but no one does anything. The liberal news yammers on and on and nothing changes.

[@RWald8888]

@@jennypulczinski7204 It won't change until Democrats have power over the house and Senate. Then it won't matter if dumpster stays as president. He and pence will be charged another trial, but this time will be found guilty. Pence, for him being in the loop will also be charged another trial another guilty verdict. Don't worry about the presidential race keep your eyes on the Senate race.

[@con9tessa]

It's like WWII all over again. Did we really learn NOTHING FROM IT people???

[@JG-xm8jy]

Destroy the Post Office and cripple Mail In voting, phase 1 is underway.

[@blackhat4206]

Shit man this is phase 4 at least.

[@mettejakobsen7017]

Jessen Githui. Next step is not allowing NBC and CNN to broadcast, shutting down the internet and throwing Biden and Harris in jail for whatever reason. Judge Janine from Fox is not even sure that Biden will be on the voting ballot. Look at Trumps Idols in Bellarus and Russia.

[@Altinget]

@@blackhat4206 if it is in the constitution how is it not protected against cutting or sale?? 🤔

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

Did you know that 31 states have just announced that unless mail-in ballots are Received by election day (not postmarked, but received), that they will not be counted? I'm serious; look it up. Can you guess what party is in power in those 31 states? Yes; you guessed right. They're doing it all out in the open now; they don't care....

[@blackhat4206]

@Altinget Are you serious? If it is in the constitution? Why? Are you asking me to read the constitution to you? Probably because the author didn’t foresee this series of unfortunate events.

[@thedogfatherjt2243]

So, in Virginia dogs and cats have first *and* last names AND an address of their own? If my dog had all that I'd be bankrupt by now, because I'd have to pay for all the treats she ordered online!

[@danielbaig6094]

AND they have signatures on file with the state. That they can reproduce when they mail in their ballots. With their paws.

[@Yaqeen2013]

I just love AOC's response. Brilliant.

[@larrymotsisi8517]

That was below the belt strike... Totally unexpected... Let's hope Trump responds...

[@mrk2K10]

Did he not pay someone to sit his exams instead of him?

[@pergamonrecordings]

@Patricia Strassner The one thing you forgot to demand was "Young" women. Pelosy is actually part of the "old boys" network

[@mclovin9578]

I gave him a pass for the first “fatilities” but the second one? 🤦🏻‍♂️🙄 That’s the president of the United States, folks. 👌

[@billycloudy9078]

Yeah and they say Biden can’t deliver a sentence!! Give me a break!!

[@fllev4121]

If it has been said that anyone can become President of the United States of America, then it was just a matter of time for an idiot to achieve it.

[@kellym9190]

Don’t you mean “United _SHURSH_ “? Throwback to the end of that lil travel log read off where he was totally just parched & not having a partial stroke mid-speech 😝

[@davidchandler4854]

Billy Cloudy qqa

[@marvissmith4588]

For someone who doesn't read, Trump sure does inspire lots of literature.

[@blackbess338]

(Thank You president Trump!)

[@Lindaastewart7015]

Ha ha- good one! True!

[@y00shin7]

"Read the books!" "What books?!" Still cracks me up 😂

[@robinlove2452]

Because he gives them so much material too go on. 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@pynn1000]

@Moe Snert Yes, I agree - there'll a lot coming out once Trump's no longer in the White House after Jan 21, but people will probably lose some interest in the boring financial stuff that will hit the fan.

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

It's weird to think that, even with all America's shit? That him tweeting all this as president, it's not normal. It's only been normal for 4 yrs

[@johno7617]

Vote Blue!!

[@buggerlugz6753]

Is it really wise America for a person with dementia to be President of the United States?

[@amydavis4945]

"Fatilities"??? He can't even pronounce "fatalities" right. I'm tellin' ya, he has no command of any words over 2 syllables.

[@chezmoi42]

He didn't even manage to correct it the second time. Clueless.

[@BarbaraDr2023]

Oh thank you, i was wondering which original word this was (i am not a native speaker)

[@istdochallesegal3427]

@@BarbaraDr2023 Trump doesn't seem to be, either...

[@Professional_444]

@@BarbaraDr2023 English American is hard. Watch videos on southern accents. You can hear the slight difference. California accents are easy on the ears, unless vocal frag is involved. 🤢

[@guepardiez]

You mean like the word "Melania"?

[@jeffbeutel5764]

I will be hand carrying my ballot to the county registrar’s office. What say you NOW, Trump?

[@jeffbeutel5764]

TurnRight ROTFLMAO! Do you generally do stand up or was this an unfortunate accident? You ARE funny!

[@makokoro9073]

It is disheartening to open the newspaper and see a separate section for all the people that had died of COVID-19. In another section they have the regular obituaries. *And yes! Young kids can died due to the virus.*

[@suzywilliams244]

Stephen is my inspiration for how to have dignity and humor today. His show is my favorite form of information. Bless you, Mr. Colbert.

[@rynihilation9078]

No no no

[@0HARE]

Brilliant! “Trump, sit down, shut up, and, no, you can’t have any candy.” AOC 2024

[@violimo]

Kamala vs AOC smackdown 2024.

[@rayneofsalt9217]

@@violimo I dunno, I'd rather see AOC & Kamala go for a tag-team cage match against whichever floppy-jowled republicans are spouting nonsense the most.

[@joannholmes8726]

@@rayneofsalt9217 The GOP and Barr can hold a lot of BS in their chipmunk cheeks and jiggling jowls! They could donate all that skin to burn patients and still have enough to build a circus tent.

[@zzzyzzzyzzzyxxx]

@@joannholmes8726 hee hee. Nice one 😄

[@mariacosta2211]

WITHOUT TRUMP THE NWO WILL BE ON STEROIDS !!youre going to have "their friends "big time!! Fauci-Gates-WHO medical martial plan dictatorship!(ID2020 Agenda2030 Gates mandatory vaccination!)

[@msjadeli]

YOU ARE BRILLIANT, Stephen. Thank you for being here for us.

[@shawtknight]

The people of America really need to do something about this dude, he is their mess and they need to clean it up...FAST!!!

[@preditora]

i went from thinkin america is ignorant, to just mean, to idiots, and now i just pity em... Great America! LOL no Stupid America! YES! XD

[@molonlabe820]

We are going to do something....reelect him then bath in pinko fascist tears.lmao

[@Skrillex1212]

@@molonlabe820 i feel like you dont know what a lot of words mean.

[@kaijsadragonborn119]

Ya, the protests that are going on right now are nothing. Americans won't care even after losing the USPS, or having widespread food insecurity, or facing martial law.. but when our internet service finally goes down, like 90% of Americans will be taking to the streets after a few days.

[@1654username]

'Narcissistic personality disorder' is a mental condition. “Symptoms include an excessive need for admiration, an inflated sense of one’s own importance, an excessive need for attention, exaggerated achievements and talents, disregard for other's feelings, belittling other people to make one’s self appear superior, taking advantage of others to get what one wants, inability to handle criticism, a sense of entitlement, and a lack of empathy for others.”...…Remind you of anybody?

[@RWald8888]

We know all that. Make it simple, he's a gaslighting psychopath.

[@jarrysciligo5395]

@Melissa Sullivan Correct. Actually, in a way (assuming we can get him out of there) he's helped us. He's pointed out the flaws in our system and we now have an opportunity to fix those flaws so they can't be taken advantage of by a future fascist with a functioning brain.

[@gceElwood]

@@RWald8888 Yep. I have a narcissistic parent. The narcissist's most valuable weapon is the gaslighting of others. trump does it all the time. The moment he is challenged, even in the slightest way, he launches a vicious personal attack.

[@RWald8888]

@@gceElwood I worked in a mental hospital around gaslighters all the time. A patient told me when she was a little girl, she was molested by Jeffrey Dalmer it was so ridiculous I had too laugh. Then I told her Jeffrey Dalmer didn't molest people, he ate them. She gave me a look like yeah that didn't really happen then walked away. When dealing with gaslighters, you can never let them believe you believe the things they say are true or untrue.

[@sadaqahgreen7440]

DESCRIPTION TO THE TEE!!!

[@Conformist138]

Another way of saying that "good news" is "83 children died and that's basically none." How comforting.

[@Jassie411]

Wait, 83 children have died since schools reopening? Or total from the virus since the start of the pandemic? If it's since school is opening then holy fucking shit

[@CFProductionX]

@@Jassie411 If you take Trump's number of 99.95 as the base, that's the number of deaths among children since the pandemic started.

[@Jassie411]

@@CFProductionX you know what, I'm still saying holy fucking shit. I with retail and have to listen to people complain about how "it's no worse than the flu", "it's a hoax", blah blah blah. That's still too many children to be dying of something that should've been done and over with by now

[@wwg1wga657]

Why are you people watching this political hack, who is no longer a comedian? He was on the plane and has been to the island.

[@Jassie411]

@@wwg1wga657 why are you here then....?

[@Spartic1es]

Dude. I am loving the quiet snickering in the background.

[@parslowpongbert1566]

This Golden Showers business seems to confirm what British agent David Steele reported about how Putin blackmailed trump.

[@vincentmillette7584]

Hardly. Cohen is making allegations years after hearing the other allegations against Trump. It would be trivial for him to shape his narrative around what he's already heard.

[@revanamarie7210]

Seems so .. but Trump called it "fake news" ... Trump is the Fake

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

🤔❗

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

@@vincentmillette7584 except that Cohen was a witness to these activities. So, not just allegations. widdle donnie is a loser.

[@sonandsanford4963]

That's it. This explains the Orange glow.

[@TheEvertw]

10:07 This is the most appalling display of corruption I have ever seen.

[@JKThom-59]

Stephen Colbert is the only person that makes me laugh these days.

[@JKThom-59]

@Lyn Ryall my therapist recommends him to me. Thanks for the reminder! Going now...

[@rvdb7363]

@@JKThom-59 Seth Meyers and Trevor Noah also help me keep my sanity. Maybe they are helpful to you too?

[@JKThom-59]

@@ktom5262 just discovered Sarah Cooper (I'm old) love your suggestions TY!

[@JKThom-59]

@@rvdb7363 love Seth Myers, must check back with his show. TY

[@rvdb7363]

@Lyn Ryall never heard of him before. Definitely going to check him out. Thanks for the tip

[@stilltryin71]

Love you Stephen. You tell it like it is. Bless you!

[@chrischris8550]

He should be fired immediately if he has a conflict of interest in his financial dealings. I did mean Dejoy!

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

Trump too.

[@briwindau4861]

DeVos has a well known conflict of interest and is actively undermining the public education system, but no one seems to care about conflict of interest anymore.

[@HaraldHofer]

"Loser has to fund the Post Office". Epic. 🤣

[@raybin6873]

Love it...😜🇺🇸

[@moldycarrot9267]

Cutting costs by moving post equipment.. How is this cutting costs? Such a transparent attempt at rigging the election.

[@nowerries]

He honestly won't release his college transcripts even if offered billions lol. You know he's afraid when he turns down money.

[@HaraldHofer]

@Josue Aarav nobody cares...

[@tomh.2405]

I've heard there's a new documentary out about the "golden showers" episode -- it's streaming right now...

[@jadespades4237]

This about USPS makes me livid. It's nothing more than a ploy to take away the vote and simultaneously do a favor for his money buddies. Sometimes, I really hate rich people.

[@KitC916]

Only sometimes? Instagram: youshouldbeangry2020

[@corbeau-_-]

a certain type deserves to be hated continuously… But not all rich people are this selfish, to be clear -.-

[@brianzayman2228]

Cornelia Vanderbilt said that the worst thing about being rich is that you have to be around rich people

[@heatherdequetteville9184]

Brian Zayman they are a breed apart. Read f. Scott Fitzgerald. Trump has been trying to win their favour so they would let him into their exclusive clubs and failed. Thus trump golf courses. Sad old man with a mission to destroy the country. 🎭

[@eveny119]

@Dee Bone Some people can't. With covid many people will not risk it. But I suspect this is just 1 of many of Trumps diversions to become Dictator, ruin the environment and kill off the population ''surplus''. Hes happy with covid killing over 160,ooo people. I hope your family will survive Trump.

[@christinechin1909]

“Mr President urine trouble. I’m sure that makes you pissed.”

[@ashleysimms7532]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RHINOTEJAS]

Did you pull that one out of Uranus?

[@Toywins]

😂😂😂😂

[@VadoVoodoo]

@@RHINOTEJAS I hear Space Corps is going for that..

[@TTownTim]

@@RHINOTEJAS triggered much?..=]

[@mtenbruggencate]

Stephen being pleased when he makes his wife laugh fills me with happiness... a rare experience, now.

[@fonkenful]

mtenbruggencate And I’ve no doubt that Stephen realizes how much of an absolute treasure she is. In the very early weeks of the “from a safe distance” broadcasts, their adult kids were production assistants, and I hope that at some point they’ll be able to share a family picnic / election victory celebration with us.

[@joyjoy2002]

The state of the country doesn't feel like a laughing matter anymore

[@davidashby1850]

Doesnt the fact trump is manipulating voting methods to his advantage break some sort of laws?

[@ithikussssukihti406]

If a Judge in Arkansas can cook his child alive in a car, and walk away without even a slap on the wrist.... This insane bastard isn't gonna have a thing happen to him. AMERICA! katv.com/news/local/naramore-verdict

[@CloudsGirl7]

Who's gonna hold him accountable? The lapdog-majority Senate?

[@molonlabe820]

Like democrats and mail in voting?

[@beckyguelette5114]

@@molonlabe820 must be a troll. No one with an I.Q. over 60 is buying that bs.

[@walkz007]

You know you can't say this shit in any other country ,this would be an exposé or something in the news that would be a shock to the people🤦🤦Third world countries do this shit during election time,hence the violence,wtf!

[@alana994aj6]

Person in charge of Postal services has conflict of interest as he has holdings in US postal competitors , he would personally benefit with dismantling of US postal services which he is constructively doing.

[@Katrulzin]

It's like Russia having a hay day on America... wait a minute.

[@givenscommunications6307]

Yes! When I found out he owns stock in at least 3 of the competitors to USPS I said “This Sounds Like A Trump Appointee! Conflicts of Interest EVERYWHERE!!!!!”

[@im_happy862]

It’s insane, conflict of interest would never fly in any other governmental agency and would be means for instant disqualification.

[@bikingal4283]

seems he was also one of four men on repub national committee after trump inaugurated...other 3... cohen.. gee what happened to him.... steve wynn, resigned after sexual misconduct allegations (yet RNC kept his millions in donations after he left), and elliott broidy...resigned after disclosed he paid former playboy playmate $1.6 million for her silence about their affair)... been reported this outstanding pro-life repub also paid for someone's abortion along the way, maybe the playmate...think married at the time as well.... www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/usps-s-louis-dejoy-makes-his-mark-part-motley-gop-n1236729 yep, it's true... trump only hires the best... criminals.. seems this criminal has been waiting a long time for his reward... BLUE WAVE 2020

[@move2003ny]

I hope he goes to jail

[@MauiMauiMe]

The ratings at Dump’s trial will be yuuuge.

[@ludicrousone8706]

And he will boast about it. The highest ratings......

[@triarb5790]

@@ludicrousone8706 the biggest court attendance

[@davidsims1940]

​@@triarb5790 "The sentence I had handed down was the hugest anybody has ever had. Nobody has ever had a huger one. "

[@pj6100]

You are incredibly resilient, Stephen. These times are about as unbearable for America's soul as they could possibly be, yet you radiate calm, optimism, and conviction. I think you're saving lives. Not quantifiable, but appreciated.

[@abiamosamms8627]

I must add that even his verbal diarrhoea is getting worse. Good luck in Nov.

[@triarb5790]

And so too is the crappy bullshit diarrhea dribbling from his cult followers slack jaws. This is what happens when they drink too much bleach.

[@gretai8057]

IT is a FEDERAL crime to be obstructing the US MAIL. let's sue.

[@paulabartholomew8497]

Hopefully Biden and Harris have begun a list of charges that Trump, his family, and the swamp will be brought up on.

[@EmeraldMara85]

@@paulabartholomew8497 I don't know about Kamala Harris's decision but I do know Biden said he will not pursue Trump *sigh*. You can only hope the people in the justice system will continue their efforts.

[@proud2bme998]

Greta I I agree! Isn’t mail interference against the the law!! But he has never read the Constitution where we are to have a mail service that is run by the government. The post office is not meant to to be owned by anyone but the people of the United States. He is back to smoke and and mirrors! He is so horrible I just can’t believe that people support him. They are the sheeple who just loves his performances. He is full of nothing but lies, diversion tactics, and just pain bullshit! Tell every body that you know to help to get democrats to the general election office. Drop your ballot into the election box directly! In our election central there is a box that is right next to the ballot box collecting ballots, Knowing Trump and his ass kissers he may try to try something. If you know of any people who are Democrats help collect their ballots t the central election central. In state that i I live it is allowed! You simply have to sign the back of your ballot along with your signature under penalty of braking the law for fraud if you don’t sign with your true full name. My state is California, See if that stipulation is on your ballot. Also get your ballot mailed ASAP like the first day when they accept ballots! Don’t put it off or we end up with that lying monster in there now! America is heading for a Nazi government! He is trying to bring the Na zi brown shirts back that was Hitlers enforcers. This is quite upsetting especially because he has targeted the Hispanic, Muslims , African Americans. Who knows who he will target next? He has broken so many laws, I don’t understand how the Republican Senate and Congressmen don’t even say a word! The first to go needs to be Moscow Mitch! He is one of Trumps Lackeys! He is an obstructionist! He won’t even put up any bipartisan bills. That is so wrong! He only represents himself, not the people of his state! He is a horrible and works only for himself collecting illicit money. He tries to look like he cares about his residents. He got a contract to have a steel mill put in Kentucky bought by the Russians.Trump probably kissed Putins ass to get that put in Kentucky! I am so sorry about this long tirade!Please pass idea on the voting early first day. I to put people in buses and have them drop their ballots first day! I think it would be great to have busload after busload of Democrats trying to get ahead of the two monsters in the WH!

[@proud2bme998]

Greta I We need to have the ACLU file a case that case against the orange orangutan and De Joy his other ass lickers? Becuse he fid some trick when assigning that awful person who has a 70;% stake in private companies That deliver mail.n That cannot be legal! Trump is always up to som Con Artist TRICK. what a sociopath! Please pass along that every person you know should mail their ballot on the first day of early voting! Give help by delivering someone else’s ballots as long as they also sign the ballot and you do also. This is in California that has this. Some of the crooked states may not have this, but check anyway. People can help people to use a wheelchair in a private lift , or send them with you to watch them from a cab which many now have s lift to bring wheel chair people inside the cab. If none of these are not possible help the handicap or shut in person to mail On day one of early voting. This like nothing I have ever seen before, and I am 67. Every who can help needs to get those votes in early. Help people to vote on day one. You can also help them in person to do their ballot and drive them if possible after they get that IMPEACHED PRESIDENT that didn’t even allow witnesses. I don’t remember the most horrible crook on the planet? (Hail Joy Biden and Kamala Harris! I will pray that right overcomes wrong! That goes for Mitch McConnell too this is the most corrupt Person in the WH , and he is much worse than Nixon. Al least he resigned! pp

[@brandadse.1741]

Paula Bartholomew a dream world

[@DagobertX2]

You just can't deny anymore, that trump follows a dictator's guide book.

[@EzekielMessenger]

By withdrawing troops from unnecessarily occupied countries, cancelling wargames and negotiating historic Peace Treaties in the Middle East www.jpost.com/breaking-news/israel-and-uae-reach-historic-peace-deal-638524 Oh look ....the Raytheon warmongers and liberals are crying together www.defensenews.com/congress/2020/06/30/congress-moves-to-block-trumps-germany-troop-withdrawal-plans/

[@Hawkeyes319]

@@EzekielMessenger Wow, and he did all of that on his own? without advisors? guess he deserves all the credit.

[@EzekielMessenger]

@@Hawkeyes319 That has to be the most desperately pathetic rebuttal I have ever read. Do you honestly believe in a magic man that holds the office with absolutely no help? Is that what you think Obama was?

[@randomjoe3941]

@@EzekielMessenger call it whatever you like, he was handing the middle east to Putin on a silver platter while stabbing every American ally in the back at the same time. You can spin even the most horrific evils to sound like good noble pursuits. Trump and his cheering section at Faux news could make the holocaust look like a good positive thing for the world.

[@SayNoToAuthoritarianism]

Ezekiel Messenger yes, he maybe trying to reduce troops, but drone strikes under tRump are worse than Obama’s!!!!! And just because he is trying to withdraw troops from overseas, how does that diminish the fact that he is following the dictators handbook? He befriends strong men, he’s basically made Fox News the new state news (albeit liberal news channels suck too), he is trying to BLATANTLY mess with elections....like come on dude. I’m not asking you to like the Dems, but you can’t be that blind to see what the current GOO is doing is fucking destructive and dangerous to what this country represents. Nobody holds this asshole accountable for ANYTHING! He is bringing this nation to its knees and the tRumpians (lemmings) just follow him, blindly. You guys wanted him to run this country like his businesses, and you got what you wished for. Corrupt, fiscally irresponsible, and fucks over any environmental regulatory guidelines (you should see how his Chicago Tower doesn’t follow ANY of the waterway regulations like they’re supposed to). I understand why people voted for him because Hillary was an awful choice too, but WHY THE FUCK does anyone still support this dangerous idiot?!?!?! www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna980156 www.google.com/amp/s/chicago.suntimes.com/platform/amp/news/2019/5/8/18619206/under-donald-trump-drone-strikes-far-exceed-obama-s-numbers foreignpolicy.com/2020/05/22/obama-drones-trump-killings-count/

[@OceanFragments]

Did he say "Fay-Tilities?" He's so far removed from reality, he doesn't even know what a 'fatality' is enough to pronounce it correctly.

[@audrangea]

It’s closer to Titties, a word he’s much more familiar with...

[@michelegreen3305]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@donhill7239]

OceanFragments Not only that he said it as, “fatalities”, but he said it at least 3 times!

[@mrdynamite71]

Get ready to get in the streets. This is all hands on deck. Can't sit this one out on the couch.

[@bobheck7303]

Definitely.

[@RobertYoungDev-Historian]

The revolution will not be televised

[@tuxedotservo]

Donald's pronunciations on words (including ones he's literally reading off a paper in front of him) and slurring are getting worse. Whatever it is that's eating his brain - Alzheimer's, dementia, neurosyphilis - is picking up the pace. (sarcasm) But yeah, it's totally Joe Biden who has cognitive issues (/sarcasm) We saw Biden riding a bicycle the other day - I'd actually pay to watch Donald try that on PPV...

[@shesheandtheblues6289]

Donald probably has syphilis by now which rots the brain.... in conjunction with narcissism and a lack of empathy we need to get him out!

[@ogivecrush]

He'd look like a badly trained bear from a Russian circus.....a very obese shabby flatulent bear on a wobbly bike.

[@hmmcinerney]

Fatilities.

[@Patricia-wi4we]

@@ogivecrush The Lincoln Project needs to pick up that image and run it next to Joe Biden riding.

[@joannholmes8726]

He was sedated because of the Kamala Harris announcement. He is furious with hearing that, his staff couldn't control him... they have to sedate him.

[@l.a.gothro3999]

Everything the current POTUS says about other people describes him.

[@melindawilliams1833]

That's exactly what Narcissists do. If they cheat, lie, steal, they accuse others of cheating, lying, stealing.

[@melindawilliams1833]

That's exactly what Narcissists do. If they cheat, lie, steal, they accuse others of cheating, lying, stealing.

[@johnnalls385]

That's called "Projection" and the Republicans have mastered the art

[@leslieday17]

YES!

[@AmateurSpaceman]

Gaslight Obstruct Project

[@my4127]

Keep up the great work Colbert!

[@thexalon]

A joke that's been circulating throughout this guy's presidency: The difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean is that the president never paid a garbanzo to bean on him.

[@flatnicable]

I would have given you a thumbs up, but it's currently at 69.. can't mess that up, so I'll give you mine in writing instead: "Thumbs up"

[@JustinReinhart89]

Not bad, but the biggest joke in the world is still Donald Trump himself.

[@johokeen1]

@@JustinReinhart89 , yes. Trump is a "elected" dangerous nasty disgusting self inflated joke. It is horrible to observe how he is dismantling America from within. Please dont repeat the same mistake in November.

[@rkhound247]

I actually laughed out loud 😅😆😂🤣

[@cc1k435]

@@JustinReinhart89 So big, and yet so small.

[@georgevalentine1507]

At this point, a pee tape would be the highlight of his presidency.

[@priscillajimenez27]

When will that be leaked???

[@donnazukadley7300]

Golden showers in Las Vegas makes Pee-gate in Russia more believable

[@Shihai6]

Next Trump will call it a cure for Covid-19 (lots of people have told him they've had very good results) and all his base will be into it.

[@o.b.7217]

I'm simply gonna re-post a comment I made under a video from six days ago: *The guy who's now at the helm of the Post office, was the CEO of the supply chain business of XPO Logistics' until his retirement in 2015, and was then appointed to a strategic role on XPO* *Logistics' board of directors where he served until 2018.* *Has the thought ever crossed anyone's mind, that he may have a vested interest in bringing down the post office to strenghten his (ex?) company, in which he holds - without a doubt - stocks worth* *millions?*

[@lornasmith7981]

You are so right steven!

[@snarfsnarfff]

3.5 billion is about a half a percent of the annual military budget.

[@KitC916]

THIS IS THE PROBLEM Instagram: youshouldbeangry2020

[@tonyahacker7649]

There is NO WAY an animal could get an application for an Absentee ballot.

[@jpdemer5]

I know an orange shitgibbon who gets one every year...

[@blackhat4206]

@jpdemer5 Good one.

[@sissigreater8675]

jpdemer5 jijijiji

[@GenevieveThornton]

jpdemer5 👏👏😂😂 I needed that laugh this morning. Hereafter, he is _orange shitgibbon_ to me 😂

[@jimfleming3975]

We need to stop the gaslighting at the local level. When the local wingnut radio hosts start up with their BS, call in & shut them down with facts. Zero tolerance for gaslighting!

[@BigBoogookie]

@Ian from FNQ I just came.

[@IMSiegfried]

@Ian from FNQ no! The post office! :)

[@KatGypsy]

You are amazing . How is it that most people don't think like this

[@DavidM-eg1sl]

Trump's "fatility" bill is going to be due real soon.

[@lauranydb7979]

Yes people, don't go into any strange train car exhibits in the Red States.

[@jakeryan7958]

666777777876

[@iketheranter9126]

WHERE ARE THE LAWSUITS? WHERE DOES DEJOY LIVE? IT'S TIME TO GET REAL PEOPLE. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@4bibimimi]

When he said "it" would disappear, I think he meant us.

[@lynneturcotte124]

RIGHT ON THE MONEY. History is repeating itself. America what are you doing? See how the strong people of beirut acted !!!! Go into the streets

[@4bibimimi]

@@lynneturcotte124 stockpiling ammonium nitrate in Port Towns he's something we do here in the US better than anywhere in the world! Small Texas towns have been flattened by that stupidity and forgotten in a week. I'm not a 9/11 truther by any stretch but I seen more than enough buildings imploded 2 know what the aftermath looks like. 6in of pulverized building dust 4 blocks. Ammonium nitrate nitwits.

[@steppenwolf3252]

Fatilities: are adults. Adults are voters. You're screwed, Donnie

[@lecture42]

Michael Cohen: This is a book the President does not want to read Stephen: So, any book?

[@sventer198]

Denis Duguay 😂

[@mindgamer2]

S Venter I look okp

[@mindgamer2]

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[@mindgamer2]

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[@mindgamer2]

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[@yummymommy2275]

I had a hard time finding any or this funny.... the corruption in American is just depressing

[@swissmrkc]

@The Saint ST1 it's not almost half, agree that almost half voted for him four years ago but his approval rating is through the floor. The electoral college and all the gerrymandering make it seem like the uneducated are a majority

[@dkpqzm]

I would love to see the faces of his supporters when they find out what a "golden shower" is!!

[@christophersimons128]

Trump: " Why do people say there's a shortage of pp equipment, I'm soaked in the stuff, and lovin it! No shampoo in this shower, only real poo!"

[@b.g.3786]

Oh, they know that...

[@sandraskellen3172]

I'm from UK what is a "a golden shower"?

[@FriedrichHerschel]

@@sandraskellen3172 Disclaimer: You don't wanna know. Realize that you can't "un-know" something. But if curiosity is still getting the better of you despite the warning: "Golden shower" is the term for urinating on your partner or getting urinated on. It can include drinking it.

[@piyam5000]

@@sandraskellen3172 From the puns it means the same thing it means in the UK

[@HH-ry2zn]

Well done Mr. Cobert.

[@chopstix12345]

America's national postal service is being dismantled due to "cost" instead of addressing the "cost" of militarized police. Not to mention existing issues of inequality and gun control. 'Murica!

[@CloudsGirl7]

If it doesn't matter to the top 1%, why should it matter to you? -GOP

[@molonlabe820]

Wouldn't need militarized police if democrats weren't burning federal buildings and using George floyd as an excuse to loot.lmao

[@toxicginger9936]

But the "cost" is because of the PAEA which has been killing the USPS slowly for 14 years.

[@VioletEnds]

@@molonlabe820 You're a moron. "We need police violence because people are pissed off about police violence!" What a great argument! /s 🙄

[@jarrysciligo5395]

@@VioletEnds "We need fascism to stop people from having differing opinions"--Trumper logic.

[@jazzfan7491]

Freudian slip not being able to pronounce “fatalities”, since he’s responsible for 99% of them.

[@nigelfoggin4617]

The total number of deaths in the USA in march and April was BELOW the five year average....let that sink in and see if your brain can find a gear..

[@katlovesdogs4119]

@@nigelfoggin4617 March's and April's death rate was under a five year period in USA. So more people died in a five year period than died in two months? Gee, is that statistic supposed to reflect well on Trump?

[@nigelfoggin4617]

@@katlovesdogs4119 no,the number of people that died in march,was below the five year average for march,April was the same...think about it,a virus where the average death age is 80...doesn't really effect children,....what's the average age of death in the USA again????no really think about it....

[@nataliedelagrandiere4022]

"fatilities" is funny. He probably doesn't know what it means.

[@nigelfoggin4617]

@@ninaschust3694 look into it yourself...and as for Stephen Colbert,best pals with John Podesta who loved a trip to paedophile island...little wonder he spends every show attacking the president.....that's what you should look up,John and Tony podestas art collection...as for the sources you wanted I used USA government sources.

[@toyuki1515]

Stephen! You mentioned Eric without doing the “Eric-Trump-impersonation-with-the-teeth-sticking-out-thing”! Oh, how I needed to see that!

[@Pedroleum100]

I think Stephen does that Eric impersonation only when he is joking about something stupid which Eric has said or done.

[@akilasmith6063]

Father!

[@gregsmith7809]

I miss Johnny Carson.

[@LittleBlueOwl318]

Cher is even volunteering to work at the Post Office! I did not have that one on my 2020 Bingo card... wow!

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

“Wee wee wee all the way home.” Here’s your thumbs up, Mr. Colbert.

[@icecastles1432]

And thus you enjoy the said sickness as your lower self relishes in the ignorance of your mind. The only thing wee is the weakness of your wisdom in your mind cells ...hopefully you'll feel better soon...The pope is dead.

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

@@icecastles1432 Speaking of brain cells. You might want to stop huffing paint fumes.

[@lyleeagan2793]

@@icecastles1432 whaa? Jezzz what you smokin or snortin?

[@williamlubak4490]

Messing with the post office is a federal crime.

[@37Dionysos]

If ONLY there were some legislative body with the spine to enforce the law!

[@37Dionysos]

@Jelly Belly Obomber's stooge Eric Holder was little better. Did a single banker go to jail for crimes that crashed 2008? Nope.

[@williamlubak4490]

37Dionysos : I totally agree with you but what does this have to do with the post office? I was not even talking about the department of justice. If you enjoy changing the subject to make yourself feel better, please be my guest.

[@37Dionysos]

​@@williamlubak4490 Steady on. We're talking about the need for another branch of gov't to have the guts to interrupt open crime against our democratic US election. Removal of sorting machines, neighborhood mailboxes. What we have is a Congress that couldn't even enforce its own subpoenas, let alone defend and fund a national election. And a Chief Justice unwilling to intercede against a Dershowitz arguing that a Prez can do anything "in the national interest" incl. his own hold on power. Guess it's up to people to vote on time No Matter What. And pray the military serves the Constitution and not our dipshit king.

[@37Dionysos]

@Jelly Belly Care to explain?

[@kristine6324]

What a joke we are allowing this man to be in charge of the post office - he's a competitor! Get him the hell out of there!

[@spaceman9599]

Time for Kevin COstner ...

[@Lanternsinthesky-studios]

Ok, Christine have you called or e-mailed your representatives? Or, let me guess, you just post your angst on social media without actually getting directly involved in our representative democracy? Americans. Wake up.

[@impunitythebagpuss]

Like putting Dracula in charge of the bloodbank....

[@anii2987]

can colbert just bring his wife on set with him when he goes back to the studio? I enjoy her background noises so much

[@user-qo3jh9mn1t]

He's already filed for his mail-in ballot.

[@neilemac]

What a hypocrite; him and the 'goppers' who back his follies. Tis all show biz for DJT.

[@pc_browne]

This episode had me rolling on the floor. So funny. Thanx!

[@herbieklein2271]

There is ONE good reason for the first ammendment, otherwise AOC has to legalize her voice. This woman is savage and America and many other countries need more of her kind. Keep on doing AOC 😎👍

[@celestesantiago92]

Thanks for you info.

[@Simonjose7258]

Isn't there something about the Post Office in the Constitution? 🤔 There is. It's in there. It's kinda important. 🤦‍♂️

[@allan8371]

This reality show has aired long enough. Like "The Apprentice" it's time to be cancelled

[@cmdraftbrn]

and should be cancelled for the same reasons. low ratings

[@MossyMozart]

@Allan - But you'll have to stop watching first.

[@allan8371]

@@MossyMozart it's like a bad accident. You can't look away.

[@toddklempan105]

Donald Trump, on November 3rd, “You’re Fired!”.

[@averyleonie]

It's like a four year long Scooby Doo episode.

[@Bodhi_Music]

“Ruh roh!”

[@nowerries]

Yup and when they pull off his mask at the end of the episode we'll all find out it was Vladimir Putin all along.

[@revanamarie7210]

@@nowerries Putin pulling the strings anyways .. and Dictator Donny fawns all over him

[@lovesallweneed]

Clearly that is a conflict of interest. Bit like putting the Al Capone in charge of the Reserve Bank gold bars. Good luck.

[@squidlesfiddles]

We the people must stand up for our country this fall! Vote Biden Harris!

[@J360P1]

Ya vote for Biden and Harris to get more black and brown men in jail for minor petty crimes and ignore the evidence of ther innocence

[@gremlin4304]

@@J360P1 Trump is violating the very foundation of the democratic process of the US. Why are you okay with that?

[@J360P1]

@@gremlin4304 In what way exactly is he doing that

[@gsmith6595]

@@J360P1 what evidence do you have for your statement? Trump and Fox lies are not facts

[@J360P1]

@@gsmith6595 well I first heard it from Tulisi Gabbard during the democrat primarys she is who I would have wanted , and I just did my own research after that and its true , just look at kamalas prosecution records and all the corruption she has been around and no i dont watch fox

[@pbeaty8425]

“Of course Dump takes golden showers. Why do you think he is so freaking Orange.

[@robertray1344]

ROFLMAO!

[@lee7701]

I wonder if Sean Hannity and Mike Pence give him a shower

[@whome6618]

I want to see the video of it. So also the world to see it.

[@robertray1344]

@@whome6618 Poor Old President Pissed On President Pissed Off President Pitiful Old President...

[@whome6618]

@@robertray1344 that he is. But he still might win! Economy down the toilet, stock doing very well, poor get poorer, rich get richer they all hold Govt. Jobs. More money in it etc. The world continues. I see why his idols are Dicktator.

[@patricuahernandez1436]

He's scared of leaving because he will be arrested once he gets out

[@merlvinc]

He should be! - Bonnie Robinson 🌊🐬💦💙Vote Biden \Harris

[@dougrobbins5367]

And that fine day is what we are waiting for. What a day that will be, when we read that trump is complaining about prison food. Combine that with a blue wave across the government, and it will all have been worth waiting for. Coming soon, my friends.

[@mercy12344]

You are 💯 plus right on that JAIL Time

[@cannibalbananas]

I really, really hope so

[@mexicanracer03]

@@johnthomas1178 please do tell. Are they low IQ ? As that's the way #PresTrump likes his people.

[@annekahn395]

"yes I know the name of an orchid! " 😂😂😂😂🙌

[@evettemccollum4993]

I stay up JUST to watch 'A Late Show'. I need to laugh after watching the news. Thanks Colbert!!! 😂

[@whiqeddik7615]

Same🍻

[@cloudten8489]

Putin.." Donny, how are you going to pay back what you owe our banks?" Donny.. "Can we cut a deal?" Putin "Yeah sure we can, but it will cost you" Donny.. "How much?" Putin... "AMERICA!" Donny..."OK, but can I do that over 4 years please?

[@iamelectric30]

We're at a crossroads in our Democracy and the eyes of history are watching; we cannot allow tyrany to take root. Get out and VOTE.

[@readmelancholystrumpetmaster]

Yeah, we're at a crossroads in our fascist state, as well.

[@denverb585]

You mean like the tyranny that's been allowed by blue governed states the last 4 months? K.... I will vote

[@readmelancholystrumpetmaster]

@@denverb585 Coo-coo! Coo-coo!

[@denverb585]

@@readmelancholystrumpetmaster That was.... lame...

[@sadaqahgreen7440]

NO MATTER WHAT!!!

[@cptairwolf]

I love hearing his wife laughing in the background lol

[@peterbathum2775]

He just confessed to deliberately obstructing the vote. This is his duty to protect voting by order of law. Lock him up.

[@robertspivey4631]

When this jackass and his cronies are soundly defeated, they should all go to prison for all their crimes. DO NOT PARDON ANY OF THEM

[@1IGG]

Wasn't the first crime he admited committing on TV. Nothing happened in the past.

[@houndgirl7365]

Cory Snyder he bought the Supreme Court and he bought the senate that it he is doing some heavy black mailing regardless if people continue to do nothing now who’s to say they will do something later. That’s like telling a toddler okay you can have that cookie after the child screams/throws a tantrum then tell yourself it’s not gonna happen again... well it keeps happening now that child is screaming for an Xbox are you gonna give it to him or are you going to stand your ground? Repeatedly we have seen people roll over showing their bellies whenever he has wanted something. In this case the something that he wants could very well be the end of our democracy now the question is if it happens will we the people roll over and show our bellies? Tuck our tails between our legs and cower in a corner? I hope not I hope we bare our teeth at him and fight for our rights! We have always said “glad we aren’t like Korea” well pretty soon that could very well be us it’s one small step we have to take past the line that should never be crossed.

[@rajabuta]

@Cory Snyder what are ya gonna do? Impeach him again?

[@jakestavinsky3480]

That STREAM of piss puns was absolutely appreciated. Good job, writers.

[@mikebryant8122]

Exam over. Stephen's prostate is fine, he's good to go for another year.

[@MarsdenIllustration]

Hitler was into some of that action too. Strange coincidence.

[@sierraguru6942]

Well everyone has role models.

[@scottytoast5]

nice *burn*

[@dmlzr7641]

Michael Cohen is more CREDIBLE than the SUBJECT in this book.

[@LeftIsBest001]

Save the USPS!! Impeach Trump AGAIN!! Let AOC speak for as long as she likes!! 💋💙🔥✊

[@lauranydb7979]

Vote by certified mail and hand carry it to post office!

[@randysteiner4749]

Well said! I agree on all counts. Let AOC speak -she could be a future Speaker of the House and later first Latina female president! One can only hope..

[@cathywethington5913]

Hand carry it to your local county clerk's office

[@LordNanfoodle]

Trump: _"Mail-in voting is crooked and rigged!!"_ Everyone: _"Well then stop rigging it and let the post office do its job, ya numbnuts!!"_

[@olivekatz9139]

Thanks Agree

[@phyllisstrider2998]

LOL

[@charmnGUY]

Mail-in was also rigged and a scam in 2016...we want a recount!

[@terrydorland9152]

@@charmnGUY a recount of 2016 will result in Trump losing

[@carolynworthington8996]

Lord Nanfoodle Exactly!