Cold Dead Hand with Jim Carrey

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[@drakesucks]

anyone else notice the Carrey's band were people who were assassinated with guns

[@astrofrk]

Anyone else notice that some of them were pro-gun and "Wouldn't be caught dead" singing that with Jim Carrey?

[@drakesucks]

John Sparks oh I am sure they would change their minds if they hadn't been blown clear of their heads

[@astrofrk]

Douglass Whipple I don't think so. I have never seen a gun kill someone by itself. Murder existed long before there were guns. If Gandhi were to return, he would still wish the people of India had been armed and many lives would have been saved. If Lincoln were to return, he would still want his soldiers armed just as they are armed today. What makes you think they would want otherwise?

[@drakesucks]

for the love of god Gandhi believed in non-violence and you do realize this song against gun nuts not gun owners right

[@XuliusCaesar]

Douglass Whipple he's obviously not smart enough to get that.

[@jimmyface71]

Jim Carrey is REALLY good at singing old school country/western music. He should sing more.

[@JerryWasARaceCarDriver]

Is Jim Carrey actually singing this? LOL WTF this is great.

[@thebyrdcage8619]

Yeah thats him singing.

[@danielmoses6626]

He wrote this song, too!

[@Ruggedystim]

That's clearly Sam Elliot

[@Ricci813]

I listen to this at least once or twice a day.

[@mrp3066]

Jim Carrey can be absolutely anything! and be absolutely hilarious doing it

[@Bobby-ix5me]

Jim Carrey needs to make a country album

[@veronicaalleyne]

might not even be him singing

[@danielmoses6626]

@@veronicaalleyneIt is him singing and he wrote the song, too.

[@gatorfan98]

With Dolly or The Chicks!

[@toyman81]

@@gatorfan98 I guess you mean Dolly Parton but who are the chicks?

[@gatorfan98]

@@toyman81 FKA "The Dixie Chicks".

[@jasonbuffington5304]

Perfection 😍

[@basedsoothsayer]

This skit on In Living Color and no one bats an eye This skit in 2013 and everyone loses their minds!

[@vegass04]

I haven't seen something as funny as this from Jim for a long long time.

[@roidgainz8381]

God i missed this, still holds up to this day

[@minuette1752]

Yes it does.

[@minuette1752]

Yes it does and always will.

[@fosterukah3328]

One of Jim Carrey's best work

[@OfficialDangus]

My vote goes to Cable Guy. I pissed my pants in theater. I was sick from laughter.

[@TigerJ15]

This is the best thing ever

[@taxiuniversum]

Agreed! :D

[@normpaddle]

Great song! This is classic Marty Robbins style. All the old good country music from the 60's wrote many songs like this. Really well done, musically, lyrically and full of satire. Can't believe people are so insecure.

[@Brandon-ti5pz]

First thing I thought was Marty Robbins as well.

[@Tmanaz480]

The sound was well done too. Classic 60s reverb.

[@daithiocinnsealach3173]

Norm Macdonald?

[@CallMeAvocado]

“Good country music”

[@marianomesa8926]

@@Brandon-ti5pz first thing I thought was DOGSHIT ...

[@namachakraborthy2418]

I am laughing so hard rn

[@jeffgrave]

2023, I am here, laughing my ass off once again, watched this a hundred times!

[@jeremyreagan9085]

If Jim ever makes a country music album I am buying he has a beautful voice.

[@shane6060]

fucking moron he is lip syncing thats not his voice.

[@danielcorry3516]

@@shane6060 it’s most definitely his voice, he’s credited in the video as well as Spotify as the vocalist. But he’s still lil syncing in the video because…so does every musician in a music video

[@alexanderupdegrove9586]

@Erik Kartman turns out not everyone in the U.S. feels like you. who knew in a country of 329.5 million people that was even possible?!?

[@mgtowchampion7961]

Yeah I would get the cd as well For target practice.

[@josh18230]

It's lip synced.

[@TXDogg83]

i died at the sam elliot part

[@troyevitt2437]

It's really almost TWO Sam Eliots. Carry as the Country/Western singer looks like Sam in "The Big Lebowski" and then the other one with the longer hair was him in "Mask" or "Roadhouse".

[@catwrangler7907]

Here after school shooting in Texas may 2022

[@jaytee7275]

I was having a pretty awful week and than i stumbled upon this..... Loved it

[@chimango8661]

great voice, would be nice if he put an album out.

[@cyrussnow6060]

If this is Carrey's real singing voice then I want to hear more.

[@missoula2213]

Yes it is.

[@henryhill3778]

You dumbass's will believe anything. NOT his voice.

[@KurtSteinbach]

I love that he has Abraham Lincoln, Gandhi, and John Lennon, three men who were against violence and were killed by it, playing and singing back up in this. Hilarious. Carrey is right on about what gunowners are overcompensating for.

[@ryantogo8359]

@@KurtSteinbach says the guy who looks like a human humpty dumpty

[@fawziekefli2273]

Never gets old.

[@billyvsbilly1]

Man... we need more Jim carry sketch comedy in our lives. This was absolutely fantastic in every conceivable way.

[@kd84afc]

The Sam Elliot impression was spot on haha

[@politicalkaffir9095]

its incredible how Jim looks like none of the people he imitates, but he shows you individuality is facial expression, at least as much if not more than features...he becomes them. His Sam Elliott is dead on.

[@joemilo2710]

Oh yes. Hi and Robin Williams have the best imitations ever. For most people they imitate they have or had a perfect combination of face expressions, speech diction and body movement and motorics. it's so unbelievable how they could imitate all these distinct faces and characters

[@theresacherco9543]

This is so awesome

[@alexamerling79]

More relevant than ever

[@onesong2001]

yes. Charlton's hand is colder than ever right now.

[@patman0250]

love this

[@barbatoslupusrex8712]

another moron.

[@barbatoslupusrex8712]

patman0250 I never liked my own comment. >-> So, yeah. Going to report you as well. So have fun getting your account banned! =D

[@kylemaddoctor]

Love this

[@patman0250]

still here by the way lol 3 years later !

[@qwasd0r]

His Sam Elliot is perfect

[@AnEclecticMan]

Agreed! lol

[@TheNeonRabbit]

Clearly

[@smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376]

Yeah, it was "Clearly Sam Elliott" that floored me.

[@marymarquis9659]

r

[@mr.americastopmotion7387]

qwasd0r it was brilliant

[@bucknaked494]

Sorry I held it together until Sam Elliot part then I lost it lol, he even sounded like him lol

[@haroldmcbroom7807]

...yeah, that was pretty good spot on performance.

[@doktorschnackels5760]

The dead people which was killed by gouvernments had no Place in the Studio.

[@thedarksideoftheforce6658]

The wolf howling was the best part

[@marglar1982]

I kept waiting on a Freudian style slip that ended with an -er

[@eriknothanks6609]

@kimmie6209 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[@bongzongify]

SPOT ON

[@zacharyobershaw5112]

jim carrey the best there was, is and will ever be

[@levparnos16]

Its a lovely tune

[@josephsecker402]

Love it!

[@flipwright1138]

Deserves a Grammy

[@user-dp7td7fj1l]

Jim Carrey=funny

[@brianfox2519]

Jim Carey= More relevant than probably anyone in this comment section

[@theedguardian]

Even if you're not a supporter of the message of the song, you have to admit.... THAT is a catchy tune!

[@Vereid]

Agreed, I actually find the voice very soothing lol...

[@jpurple]

john murphy awww insecurities? Lol

[@VoodooV1]

wow, insecure much john murphy? Need to brush up on your comprehension too. Where exactly does he say all tall people have small penises?

[@TheGrandGamers]

@@kylemossi Hey it's almost like you're equating gun ownership to child abuse, which frankly I agree with, but I'm not sure it was your intention! But hey, whatever, right? As long as it doesn't affect you or your inbred family.

[@kylemossi]

​@@TheGrandGamers Yup, I have a differing opinion than you so I must be inbred. How did you know?

[@genehensley767]

Priceless

[@tryarunm]

The assassinated men's Zombie Jamboree. What a sense of humour Jim Carrey!! I am surprised his talent has never been compared to that of Danny Kaye's.

[@singerg02]

Omg, I love Jim Carrey. x'D

[@DJDanMurphy]

This is BRILLIANT!!! :)

[@thenomadicpen]

"Into the caaaaaanyon of dismaaaaay." This along with the coyote howl rules.

[@VigilanteVegan]

I thought it was canyon of despair?

[@richardgranvold2370]

So awesome!!!

[@RexinOridle]

It's actually pretty good song.

[@EduardoOlidenJr]

Certainly has a For What It's Worth feel...of course with a rousing bite to it :)

[@stuartwayne4978]

Rexin Oridle actually I agree, it's a very catchy and good tune. I'd love to hear it get some radio play. I'll bet it would sell a lot of advertising.

[@Stefan-]

Surpricingly good for a joke, maybe it is a known pre existing hit song that they just changed the words to which is common practice.

[@stuartwayne4978]

Stefan Sjöberg ..... I've never heard this song in any way, shape, or form before. It's completely original.

[@BensCoffeeRants]

It's actually by The Eels. They're good, check em out.

[@mutley365]

This was awesome and summed it up quite well.

[@zangetsu6638]

commies love their mass murder zones more than our children

[@John-zp3tj]

Brilliant!

[@melissaB.1978]

Funniest comedy I have seen from Jim Carrey in a while one of his Best !

[@ilovebaconsandwiches]

Holy Crap! I never realized the band mates behind him. All of them were assassinated by gunshot. All these years and I never put that together.

[@ceejayc6502]

@Haf Gaemer Butthurt, nice slow butthurt! :)

[@wideasstv]

@Eric Sledge but too bad you can still yap your mouth off on the utube

[@wideasstv]

​@BeyondEnchantment 3 supreme court justices in his 1st term. I am betting a lot of money he gets at least three more in his second term. I will win that bet and when it happens I want you to remember me. I will be laughing at you all the way to the bank.

[@uhgjkmjbhvh9248]

Hm....What a pointless argument.

[@-FIREKAT-]

POS... you aren't a vet. Stolen valor bitch. No honor.

[@KAngeliii]

Great Heston voice. Very funny.

[@Mungosforge]

I forget sometimes that Carey started by doing impersonations.

[@mizzury54]

Phil Hartman did a great impression of Heston on SNL.

[@rsvp1234]

Jim Carrey's masterpiece

[@marcreed2335]

Lol that sam Elliot impression was dead on

[@lukusblack6442]

Clearly. lol

[@kevinbaker3244]

That Sam Elliot impersonation. Lmao!!

[@boblangford5514]

What are you talking about? That was clearly Sam Elliot.

[@jasongoldman3850]

Was Sam Elliot ever on _Hee-Haw_ ?

[@BIackCadillac]

An amazing performance from Jim.

[@davekennedy6315]

Every time I think America has produced a really talented comedian I find out that they are actually Canadian! It could well be that Canadian humour is very similar to British humour. Either way Canadians truly are some of the greatest and funniest people in the world (along with British, Australians and New Zealanders!)

[@wideasstv]

you're so special the queen must be so proud

[@SimbyDimby]

RIP Queenie

[@ronaldkonkoma4356]

That's why Austin Powers was the pinnacle of comedy

[@mhill7569]

GENIUS❗️❗️❗️😜

[@Shonuff42080]

Jim carrey still one of the funniest of all time .

[@Soliy87]

"Biting social satire goes down smooth"

[@atymix]

Solidus327 he said that in the video

[@d.reeves9263]

(That's why there are quotation marks)

[@atymix]

D. Reeves huh?

[@d.reeves9263]

@@atymix quotation marks - " " means he's quoting what he says in the video..

[@atymix]

D. Reeves how?

[@Danc571]

FUNNY..AS...HELL. It's been yeas and this skit breaks me up every time I watch it.

[@ermerstudio]

That was hilarious. What a genius performance!

[@brittanyc3282]

Aaaaaallllllllllllllll of the shade lmao

[@qwasd0r]

Catchy song, love Jim Carrey!

[@oiyabastard7275]

qwasd0r so I guess Jim Carrey's armed security guards have small penises too what does Jim Carrey have the smallest penis of all because he needs men with guns to protect him

[@killershootin6934]

Jim Carrey is a fucking weirdo and lost millions of fans when he got political with shit like this.

[@Quinn37]

it seems so obvious to have to say this, but I will: 1. Armed security is necessary to defend against an armed public. Disarm the public and armed security becomes less relevant. 2. Security officers specifically trained to handle pressure packed, stressful situations are far less dangerous than the general public who are prone to panic and not trained to override the bodies natural fear reflexes.

[@BensCoffeeRants]

It's actually by The Eels.

[@rjvan9220]

Dan Pfaffenberger Bullshit! You're all talking leftist bullshit! Fuck Jim Carey, back to Canada you freak!

[@rebushong]

Loved it....

[@jorgelorenzo9056]

i'm clearly sam elliot HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@cm3.redeye42]

slice of fried fucking gold. awesome. check out how faux news reacted to this. music to my ears.

[@renaherbert3142]

I love this song. Well done and funny. Jim Carrey is legend.

[@dgillies5420]

He's a North American National Treasure!

[@marianomesa8926]

It sucks

[@joeschmoe8264]

Not so funny anymore is it?

[@marianomesa8926]

Jim Carrey is so awesome I took a shit and saw him in the toilet

[@marianomesa8926]

@@dgillies5420 omg he shiits pancakes

[@chriscarroll8204]

A band with Jim Carey, Abraham Lincoln, Gandhi and John Lennon!?! Yes please

[@allanrichardson1468]

Chris Carroll All of whom (except Jim, so far, may God protect him) were killed by assassins with guns. Did anyone else notice this

[@shawnee1895]

I noticed Lincoln and Lennon (via gun) but did realize who the others were? Ghandi was one .

[@dfeb101]

Well we could really celebrate trump as a great person if he died from being shot with a gun. Maybe by someone in his own family or someone he fires?

[@IMSiegfried]

You mean like they did, 'er, like they didn't do with Cruz?

[@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869]

Chris Carroll Ironic he'd have 1. A man who took his country into war, and 2. A man who famously said, "The greatest crime committed by the British Empire was to leave its Indian subjects defenseless to the tyranny forced upon them. Jim hypocrisy is amusing.

[@matsbuzzgoachmur1579]

Boy Howdy...that's funny.

[@dotmack8777]

Is that really Jim Carrey's voice?? It is amazing.

[@mjwhiteglove2723]

I think he's like me- his voice can change to be anything. Chameleonic, if you will. With this and "Imposter" and "White White Baby" from "In Living Color", he should put out an album...

[@antthomas7916]

Yeah, look up some of his other work on KZbin. There's some cover songs he's sang live and stuff like that.

[@ceejayc6502]

@@ImTheDaveman Likely, but that is his voice.

[@itsnotatoober]

Christopher Robin just like you. Yeah I bet

[@RYN988]

The man is talent with legs. He can do anything!

[@pitbull82]

This video never gets old! Hilarious for sure! I hope both "sides" of the gun debate get the humor in this, regardless of Jim Carrey's personal beliefs. Whatever they may be.

[@mgtowchampion7961]

He insulted the memory of one of the worlds greatest actors, carrey will never be anything close to Heston. Carrey is a fucking joke.

[@tommysmith4117]

This is awesome

[@Spuntmire]

Sam Elliott fuckin' got me.

[@steveclapper5424]

clearly

[@RandyTwang]

just another one of the many reasons why absolutely love Jim Carrey!

[@oiyabastard7275]

luke curtis he's a fucking cocaine addict and his girlfriend committed suicide what does that tell you

[@baljovan]

Haha best. Still the king of comedy

[@douglaslucas2155]

I dunno about questioning Charlton Heston's courage. In 1961 he picketed segregated restaurants in Oklahoma and in 1963 he took part in the March on Washington and participated in a recorded roundtable conversation about the march with Harry Belafonte, Sidney Poitier, and James Baldwin. These were high-profile actions at a time when it was risky, personally and professionally, to take a stand for equal rights.

[@Uhlbelk]

Yea, its a shame how old age robs people of their wits.

[@CBright7831]

@@Uhlbelk- So you don’t agree with the 2nd Amendment? I envy all of the people who have never met or had to read any of your ridiculous comments.

[@Uhlbelk]

@@CBright7831 I agree with the second amendment, I don't agree with the current interpretation of it by the surpreme court. It is specifically in the amendment that the right to bear arms is in direct relationship with the right of states to have militias, not that anyone can have any weapons.

[@mizzury54]

It's just comedy for Christ's sake.

[@cynthiawilson4500]

And then he got old and started to believe he was Moses.

[@gregbrashear]

clearly Sam Elliot, lol

[@sixxpins9037]

Jim is a genius watching him all these years always made me laugh

[@nemui_tora]

I'll own guns until the day i'm dead and gone. This video is hilarious. I'd be a massive hypocrite if I got all rustled just because of it's topic. This type of comedy has the same freedom to exist as I have the freedom to own guns.

[@tesshope4449]

you have the freedom to own guns, nobody said you didn't. this video is simply stating that gun crazed lunatics who think that they're not safe without their guns are a problem.

[@troyevitt2437]

And I'm a Liberal that wonders why so many of us Liberals have a problem with gun ownership. What is a Liberal going to do if somebody breaks into his home at 2 AM with his wife and kids asleep. Smoke a bowl? Have a drum-circle?!

[@bfsgman]

Come on Troy, you should know better than to fall for the conservative spin surrounding liberals and guns. Most liberals I know don't want an end to gun ownership. However, they want stricter regulations and background checks to decrease the odds of a lunatic acquiring guns. Of course, military-style weapons have no business being in civilian hands and should be banned outright. Three weeks after your comment, and there has been yet another mass shooting with an AR-15 rifle. This should be common sense, particularly for liberals.

[@canuckityjane2000]

Gosh, Troy, what if the "Liberal" is a woman ... Kinda shows the mindset. Big brave daddy saves little woman and precious children. Fantasyland. So what are you gonna do if zombies roam the earth and Martians try to abduct your babies for experimentation? Odds of my scenario happening aren't much worse than yours.

[@onesong2001]

I've been anti-gun for most of my life but I now realise the time is rapidly approaching when you're going to be glad you've got them.

[@rafiolak]

Masterpiece :)

[@johngray6675]

"Only the devil's true devotees could profiteer from pain and fear"

[@haroldmcbroom7807]

+John G lol, I was thinking the same thing before I read your comment :)

[@68sexisaweapon]

I am a veteran, and a gun owner, and found this very funny, geez folks lighten up

[@oiyabastard7275]

sexisaweapon lewis. No dude carrey is a hypocrite he has guns you know he does but he wants you and I to not have that right fuck him going to go back to Canada but all is American money that he made off American idiots

[@joehsaintina8053]

oiyabastard lmfao somebody mad

[@oiyabastard7275]

sexisaweapon lewis. Well i just joined the nra

[@coyoteboy5601]

Bastard Still funny!

[@oliversacco7320]

Ty I can't see people getting offended by this unless they're really really super thin skinned

[@michaeldixon3234]

So relevant right now, comedy is art

[@alexisbelton7574]

Amen

[@michaeltrainum5471]

I can't wait for them to start touring!!

[@Knuwl5678]

Damn why was that song so fire tho?

[@toddcraner3843]

Jim Carrey did it again, man he's go talent, he sings, he dances, he makes me laugh what a true Canadian.

[@MIGHTYBOOSCH198]

Its a pretty good country song all things considered, I'd love to see Carey do more stuff like this.

[@jeddiajones4570]

That's because you are a M0R0N.

[@MIGHTYBOOSCH198]

@@jeddiajones4570 You have the pent up negativity of someone who hasn't got laid in a long time.

[@jeddiajones4570]

@@MIGHTYBOOSCH198 Thanks for your absolutely irrelevant and totally IDI0TIC input, MINIBOOSCH, but husband is a machine and I get laid twice a day. M0R0N.

[@MIGHTYBOOSCH198]

@@jeddiajones4570 If your husband is a machine, then you should spend less time riding your washer dryer while trying not to spill your 10th glass of wine and instead focus on learning to read and write. Maybe then you could find a real man like Jim Carrey.

[@jeddiajones4570]

@@MIGHTYBOOSCH198 Are you an absolute MOR0N in real life, or do you just play one online?

[@marcelstjean]

This is so good in so many ways.

[@09nob]

Brilliant, more please.

[@ozzie7523]

Hens & Rooster's...Lend 'an Ear To... "Lonesome Earl & The Clutterbusters!"

[@GBodyShop]

That is some funny shit 😂😂😂😂

[@wonderwoman5528]

‘They’re making fun of everything I hold dear.’ 😂

[@woofbiteme]

i truely LOVE this video!!

[@sushintacos]

Ayy lmao great video 10/10 comedy gold.

[@josephlewisiii3327]

I swear I love this guy!

[@stevenfrasier5718]

Douglass Whipple 6 years ago "anyone else notice the Carrey's band were people who were assassinated with guns" They were people who were assassinated by assassines who used guns.

[@go-goakins1489]

This is hilarious! Lol

[@Sean-mc4iq]

Jim Carrey is a legend!

[@oiyabastard7275]

Kapsproductions. Has been

[@joehsaintina8053]

oiyabastard always been

[@igor7000]

@@oiyabastard7275 exactly, has always been a legend! Glad you agree!!

[@davidparnell5743]

My favorite Jim Carrey skit of all time! Makes me laugh uncontrollably everytime!

[@10121012ize]

The wolf did it for me!!

[@marcreed2335]

This song actually surprisingly slaps