We Bought Every Weird Ad We Saw

[@coldones]

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[@fluffy6161]

Obama

[@АлпайАли-р4ь]

Brocfr

[@Tamay.]

Ok but nty

[@АлпайАли-р4ь]

Obama is daddy max

[@cheezgd]

cloth and silk

[@Amarmister93]

Love how excited chad was about the red coat when he bought it and completely forgot when it came and gave it to max 😂

[@riccardodellorto4267]

Top 10 anime betrayals

[@tomiblums]

Came to the comments to search this comment lmao

[@JuddPlays]

wait i missed this does anyone have a timestamp

[@Sungam_p]

@@JuddPlays 8:27 Dr.Fat

[@vibezone1426]

Lmfaoo bro they’re alcoholics they do this with everything they buy 😭

[@TheFishRizzler]

Watching Chad and Max 10 years ago and seeing their content today is actually crazy. Australian powerhouses with genuine humor. Glad they’re stilll around

[@Thejango999]

I always watch maxs cray gambling one

[@Corkoth55]

i didn't even realize its been that long man. fuck.

[@connorissexy4209]

autralian powerhouses im 11 years old mom let me post 1 youtube comment today

[@michaelwesten4624]

ahh yes, HOOMOR...

[@gamesux420]

Chads a true blue australian hero

[@amunra8168]

I can easily say that the on screen personalities are amazing, but the editing team knows how to take me from laughing to cackling.

[@stephenelder3162]

Fr the editing is the best part

[@craigape]

Truly a master class for editing, and for more reasons than just the visual gags added in post.

[@CackleTV]

Wtf is cackling, never heard of such a word

[@1337-i3v]

@@CackleTV that's funny. All I have to say...

[@ExtremelyGay]

@@CackleTV I uh, nice name

[@trala8911]

I liked the part where they bent each other over the desk and made one another cry out in pleasure. It was the perfect thing to watch on public transport, or in a work environment.

[@TimeBucks]

That acting in the ad was actually incredible

[@babysonu6101]

Nice ☺️

[@kutikuppalagopinadh8784]

Super

[@pavanchavan2658]

Very nice

[@hafizurrahmank4980]

Very nice

[@selfieshop99]

Very good

[@tylerbrantner4026]

Chad’s acting in the ad was actually incredible😂

[@guts5135]

hes been around a long time on youtube on filthy frank and idubbbz vids hes done a lot of skits

[@nedflanders6502]

Ya I knew ones he said I'm not hungry I knew he was acting

[@DLF_24]

@@nedflanders6502 lol

[@DRIFT_CORE]

@@nedflanders6502 what acting ?

[@stevenfraielli9869]

He wasn't acting that was his fantasy that he managed to work into the video

[@sleepwalking4301]

chad making the same “what happened to the first one” joke months later on the fuzz gun 2.0 is so good 😂

[@paulmitchell8714]

Thanks brother I was looking for this comment

[@mnmsaregood1]

@@paulmitchell8714 same lmao

[@luctan881]

ok

[@paulmitchell8714]

@@luctan881 ebig

[@JAM95041]

Seeing lads run for about 30 seconds and being absolutely exhausted is the funniest shit to me

[@polo619652]

And followed up by the chair with the Js I was in tears laughing

[@thikim8562]

ok

[@truongtran-sl6rh]

ok

[@choian9953]

ok

[@luctan881]

ok

[@jayhon3116]

Max breaking Chad's glasses has me laughing until I cry everytime I rewatch this holy shit

[@newp0rt]

my jaw literally dropped. he just snaps the 500$ raybans like nothing lmao. i always expect him to break everything but those were actually cool.

[@greengoblinhunter]

max breaking those glasses is the funniest shit ever, you can't put anything in his hands for two seconds without him breaking it

[@Goldenkitten1]

I would legit lose my mind around this man. It's funny in a vid but would be fucking annoying as fuck in real life.

[@Brodyb1103]

Seeing them look like they are having genuine fun with the game at the end made me so happy

[@sarahdo7308]

that was my favorite part!

[@timisontube]

Just the lads playin a bit of footy, get out there and jog around

[@joeyschalip3854]

Ah yes, my favorite type of cold ones video. Max and chad buy random garbage so they can write it all off as business expenses Edit: Chad mentioned tax write offs in a newer video, we made it fellas

[@Skornish]

And then break half of it in the process.

[@TheGenevieveRose]

@@Skornish I cringe when they break the expensive stuff ngl

[@idunno2379]

@@TheGenevieveRose they make so much off patreon it doesn’t hurt

[@maimonguy123]

@@idunno2379 damn you're right, fuckers make 100k a month lmao, good for them tbh, glad they're using it to give us great dumb fun content

[@Ndkksooejn]

Aus tax isn't like the US where you can write it off all like that mate. At most you can claim 30-60% of the value per item depending on it's use and if it directly contributed to you earning more. If you see them breaking shit, they're absolutely wasting money, for our entertainment lol.

[@andreilindstrom5770]

Cold Ones is just easily the best content on youtube nowadays, it never misses. Funniest shit ever

[@Dumbmelee]

Only thing funnier is this guy who turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I ever saw.

[@38pulse]

@@Dumbmelee ur talking about that pickle rick fella

[@nemonym711]

100% TRUE!

[@Kyle-be8fb]

These and “I did a thing”

[@ginj8134]

@@Dumbmelee HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE!

[@Ggscuffd]

23:01 even one year later. And after watching this episode multiple times over the course of the year. This part never gets old. The complete despair in chads voice is unrivaled. Maxs ability to destroy everything without guilt is insane

[@zachk.530]

Most electric toothbrushes will "stall" every 30 seconds to prompt you to move on to the next quadrant of your teeth so that you get even coverage and don't over-brush, you're supposed to brush for 2 minutes

[@hena420]

I can tell ur either an assistant or hygienist by this comment😂

[@XxHolySpawnxX]

Is that why they do it?! I thought something was wrong with mine lol. So are you supposed to keep it on that area until it stalls then move it around?

[@zachk.530]

@@XxHolySpawnxX Yeah, just to give you an idea of how much you should be brushing because if you brush too hard/too much it can lead to gum disease, I do the sides of my teeth for the 2 minutes then after it's given me the cue 4 times I finish up by focusing on the surface of my molars and any spots I feel like I missed, then if I feel like it I floss

[@XxHolySpawnxX]

@@zachk.530 That's awesome! I really appreciate the tips. Could you recommend a really good toothpaste that actually helps and makes your teeth white?

[@thestarfishy]

To everyone on the Cold Ones team, THANK YOU. You guys never fail to make me laugh. Uploads make my day. I will support your drunken madness on Patreon forever.

[@tinmanakapetscop2guy85]

Petscop 2

[@spiritwolf3824]

same

[@grimreaper9350]

I feel like Max and Chad are the human embodients of alcoholic Spongebob and Patrick.

[@smallgoron3132]

Thanks Matt and Chag for the new Cold Ones video!

[@noosehangingtight]

Idky I’m at work on break and this has me cackling my ass off thank you

[@blue5slow]

This gave me an aneurism figuring out what was wrong with the names

[@joeyischef]

Matt Watson from supermega

[@scorpions7153]

@@joeyischef Hahahah

[@DionWasHere]

Darcy's acting as the chair builder was simply outstanding

[@EVANDANE777]

This is a petition for bringing back occasional “FINALLY(insert text)” moments

[@SirTrappy]

cold ones never fails to have some of the best editing and comedy on youtube.

[@H2KGaming100]

That's crazy I was just thinking about how good the editing is especially for such a long video

[@tylerbrantner4026]

I love how excited Chad was to order the cloak and then he didn’t even remember it or care when it arrived

[@Giovanni6501]

There's nothing better than sitting down at your computer with food, looking for something to watch and Cold Ones happens to drop a new vid. Cheers.

[@shrimpinainteasy7370]

It’s always a good day when the cold ones boys upload a new vid!

[@thepedrorriva]

that's exactly my case. It's awesome lol

[@I-dont-reply]

Fart

[@milesedgeworth132]

Yeah eating food and watching Cold Ones sounds like a bad idea

[@st0pitliz]

Unless it's one where they vomit every 5 minutes

[@SgtDevix]

The noise the glasses made when Max broke them coupled with Chad being upset about it was the funniest thing I've witnessed all week

[@kermitlegamer5126]

I’ve seen a lot of sickening shit on this channel, and Chads acting whilst making out with the Waifu cup was definitely the hardest thing I’ve ever had to watch 😂

[@scribojello3778]

speak for yourself, now I'm aroused and thirsty

[@turnip5359]

It had me wincing man

[@Slayr.]

Nah he was eating out the bottle.

[@mitchellclendening7682]

I coughed out part of my sandwich when that started jiminy jizzmas

[@brainblast02]

dude it was fucking awesome

[@KitsunekoOwO]

21:26 Kinda wholesome that Frank was the first thing coming to his mind

[@JustCobaltVA]

Thought the same

[@D_S_Y_C]

i never thought i'd hate and love an AD at the same time for all the right reasons

[@Xenibalt]

mostly lov tho

[@dedcorpse]

22:35 ”im literally updating my glasses now, we live in a society.” - chad from joji

[@GameingGreg]

I love getting intoxicated while watching new cold ones videos because I could watch them sober and enjoy them like new

[@JWolf24]

Me too man. Life’s good right now

[@ocito_]

i wish every youtuber did their sponsor ads like my boys max and chad

[@shrimpinainteasy7370]

Check out Internet Historian, he has the best/funniest ads on KZbin. And also Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik, his are also hilarious.

[@phantoom7166]

@@shrimpinainteasy7370 took the words right out of my mouth

[@BloomtooDeath]

chekout the yArds adds

[@ceeb420]

Max's goblin screams and goofy laughter will always bring a smile to my face.

[@cattymushroom]

I never get accustomed to how good the editing is. Every time I am shocked it’s so good.

[@fish2785]

Just got an ad for homeless children then came back to max laughing after skipping it Life's good

[@OogaBoogaman7]

Seeing chad have intimate relations with a cup is something i’d never thought i’d see

[@imn0tlion]

Thanks Max and chad I needed this

[@Karls-boy-toy]

Vi did

[@nao8859]

You need to grow up

[@nil0ww598]

Vi did

[@thylord8963]

(He needed this)

[@haviik109]

Me too for real

[@pumpkinspatch9614]

crazy to think that in the past, max dressed up in a full princess outfit but now is too scared to show himself in a crop top :(

[@steveskeletonneii6336]

he needs to reveal the top right now.

[@Azetaris]

Good, he manned up a little bit then.

[@sagescorner256]

@@Azetaris yikes

[@tomganji9582]

@@Azetaris wow

[@kellinward4267]

i think the difference is that with the other outfits they were never like "revealing" they always covered the same amount of skin that a shirt would

[@Yue_Jin]

22:50 wondered why we weren't getting chad's pov, should have suspected what had happened.

[@vctdaems2593]

The pissing baby is actually a replica of a monument in Brussel Belgium, and of the most famous things in Belgium

[@Notpoop906]

"if i saw someone wearing all of these together i would think they're a billionaire" 😂😂😂

[@wachsmal_stift5546]

There is no other content on youtube that could compete with this, Max and Chad together combined with the editing is one of a kind

[@xzymzz]

i’m glad you guys changed the format of the videos back to how they were, it shows that you guys actually listen to fans which is rare nowadays

[@jarisparker7137]

The editing in this show is so unreal it’s super funny

[@ikkebandersen]

Darcys role as the chair in this episode was outstanding

[@BarefootCaveman]

I swear these editors better be getting paid damn good. Fucking 10/10

[@TheoHiggins]

Max not understanding the electric toothbrush "stalling" is to tell you to switch sides and then throwing it away is really funny

[@kugelblitzkrieg]

When I saw Max and Chad buy those sunglasses I knew they probably wouldn’t survive the episode. Turns out I was right lmao

[@general...anxiety]

21:19 this is one of my favourite cold ones vids and i come back and watch it whenever I feel like it

[@DarknessCalling]

this is the only product review channel i trust

[@gaqqq8567]

21:25 A remembrance of a story, incomplete, untold to its entirety.

[@_inetuser]

i like that you listened to the last critique and didnt cut the product review immediately after the order

[@emporium7709]

its almost like chad is still with us... hard to believe he's been gone for 5 months already

[@Synday]

wot

[@digithickness721]

@@Synday chad died 5 months ago

[@cotton_farmer6551]

🤦‍♂️

[@skytheguy0438]

@@Synday Chad is all inside your head. He is not real. Wake up

[@roccomorone653]

@@skytheguy0438 chadception

[@Doctor_Strain]

It’s been absolute ages since I’ve heard “leather belt? AUGH.” Surprised it hasn’t been used sooner with Chad of all people.

[@Absolutego13]

Glad I'm not the only one who caught that

[@lecrah]

aww max and his birdlamp!

[@icu6585]

Lamp orbs?? Bird lamp??

[@lecrah]

@@icu6585 the lil fella just wanted his birdlamp

[@evrrrs]

that soft ' you dare challenge me?' followed by the fight was the best thing i've seen in a while, ty for the S tier content.

[@TomatoSuplato]

Chad's and Max's friendship has been the most consistent thing in my life, love you guys

[@bruhdon4748]

Always nice to spend time with my two best friends in this not parasocial relationship.

[@doggo_official]

I can never get tired of these two

[@manman9765]

instant classic. chad looking like a cyberpunk character and in the same video the hardest ad for a chair and child shoes ever made. pure content

[@bonemarrow2790]

Best edit ever 16:05

[@adamuoldvids7052]

The best editing team on KZbin, Cold Ones are killing it!!

[@SailorLarkspur]

Chad's genuine childlike excitement when he remembered he and Max bought lightsabers was so cute. TTvTT

[@pch1370]

Some channels make the ads bearable by adding their charm into it but you aren't missing out if you skip them, this channel was the only one that actually made me enjoy an ad of something that i'm not even interested in buying. lmao Love this channel, man.

[@jaidengeorge6224]

i like how unexpectedly gets rough during the samurai fight with Chad 21:16

[@visionedfelipe]

Today I kept my favorite tradition of watching your videos high as fuck. I feel I can empathize with both editors now. There is not any other way they can make this good of a job. Great content as always guys, this was really nice. Looking forward to the next one.

[@deece8837]

these are my FAVOURITE type of videos, LOVE EM

[@MikeyLikey95]

Nice pfp. Killer fun game.

[@TTVArgusGuy]

The cold ones studio gotta have one of the weirdest variety of items in one building in the world

[@bigloudandnoisy3601]

I just started watching this channel, and I can’t wrap my brain around their accountants having jobs after yet another video of them spending thousands gets through the IRS but I can’t pay rent on Venmo without getting audited. Im baffled.

[@kellinward4267]

its all business expenses

[@tzarcaz_4385]

they aren’t in the usa. Irs doesn’t exist for them

[@marvelousball]

Literally 1984

[@hiimvantage]

9:24 this was funny for no reason

[@AtticusGrim]

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

[@carlies7660]

He's a lil fella

[@boog623]

Love a good chaotic max episode

[@idrinkbreastmilk2883]

Ur smelly

[@Kindamexican]

I fucking lost it when he broke the Facebook glasses 😭🤣

[@adamjsd]

love how chad got the red and gold cloak thing for himself and he was so excited about it and by the time they opened it he was like oh cool u keep that max 🤣

[@fabufriend4950]

Seeing Max and Chad after a night drinking always makes me feel better about how much I drank

[@kyleskeets2659]

Best part was the Jordans on the chair!...." Let me cop those mate "... 🙏🙏😂😂😂😂

[@Kittii22]

This is one of the few channels on KZbin that still makes good content nowadays... They always made good videos even back then before Cold Ones. Love these guys!

[@shrimpinainteasy7370]

Yep. These boys and the Internet Historian are probably the two funniest/entertaining channels on YT these days.

[@jstroyer12doesgaming73]

Always a pleasure to come home to a new cold ones episode

[@idrinkbreastmilk2883]

You smell bad

[@shrimpinainteasy7370]

Always

[@BalthorYT]

@@sorimasn home to a new cold

[@arulpolo293]

max saying "selamat pagi" just made my day lol

[@dannychandra6332]

Timestamp?

[@arulpolo293]

@@dannychandra6332 5:53

[@drunkpuppy]

The fact that you're literally buying from dropshipping stores is lovely.. All these items are literally from aliexpress... you're overpaying for like 50-80% :)

[@adrianjaramillo8338]

Moral of the story don’t give max something you really wanna keep. Cause he will fuck it up

[@deathdrone6988]

My shock when Max said "Selamat Pagi". 5:53

[@dinggo3058]

Yes lots of Aussie schools teach Indonesian because indonesia is a nearby country and easy language to learn

[@sarahlee4265]

Glad you guys are making more often content again. I have been feeling bored with KZbin lately as if there's nothing to watch but I always enjoy your content. I feel like I can open KZbin again and enjoy content

[@mburtondavis]

I was thinking, “Why am I so flaccid while drinking?” And then you guys come along.

[@worm5arecool]

23:20 I think this is the funniest part, says the SAME exact joke. "The Fuzz Gun 2.0... What happened to the first one?."

[@yanko38]

how can these videos be edited so damn well. Such high quality standart, probs guys

[@iceagebaby1803]

That “ did It leave a mark?” Joke was funny as hell

[@covjekbezimena]

I swear this whole channel is a fever dream

[@haydenalbrecht]

21:30 when he said "frank" I had some pretty vivid flashbacks

[@SlyXSkillet]

Love the original layout the best thank you guys for uploading I hope this video gets more than 300k likes for next week!!!

[@core3481]

Scott must have great patience with these two

[@borg4912]

Thank you guys for going back to the old editing style

[@sruu3]

I'd love to see an episode that they drunkenly order, then have to later guess if they bought it or fan sent lol

[@teachered9736]

2:10 Ngl that did something for me

[@whystudios.]

adds are nostalgic. my favorite was a white van behind a garage, driving past a plastic water bottle. it advertised an air pump.

[@SnailMan307]

I will never get tired of max destroying everything, especially when chad gets genuinely upset.

[@Blitzey2]

i do

[@invaderperidot]

25:47 It's at this point you can hear Chad's body desperately wheezing for him to stop.

[@DRIFT_CORE]

It'd be sick to have a cold ones episode with a studio audience

[@keithparker7445]

Fuck yes!!! Reminds me of "the church of what's happening now" lmao

[@muhammadoling7988]

5:43 thats the best selamat pagi I’ve ever hear from influencer

[@weirdkd54]

That light pressing game actually looks like fun

[@HolysMoly]

8:40 is gold tier comedy editing holy shit good job

[@kitspapp]

The chair walk with the shoes

[@PixelStacker]

I can easily say that the on screen personalities are amazing, but the editing team knows how to take me from laughing to cackling. agreed!