We Turned KIDS TOYS into DRINKING GAMES

[@coldones]

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[@fluffy6161]

My names deez

[@curtis4830]

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[@hi_every11]

me

[@boboertyusa]

You know, whoever does the humourous editing on this channel is really good at it. It's minimal, not completely over the top, looks great and is pretty funny.

[@HeiroSect]

If I’m not mistaken I think it’s still Prezoh, I might be wrong tho

[@colstonish2168]

@@HeiroSect I think this video was by griffin, but they're both amazing

[@SamahLama]

it's definitely over the top but I love it

[@whateverdude4434]

I was just about to comment about that. The editing makes it so much funnier. That guy is really talented fr.

[@InnerCityX]

Lmao no it is for sure over the top akin to Eric Andre. The big difference between Cold Ones and everyone else on KZbin is that this channel has taste. The bits they edit in are all hard hitters 99% of the time. If even one were wack it would take you out of the video. Instead, it has my ass rewinding multiple times a video and laugh my tits off. That's why I bought expensive ass lights from them cuz I love them

[@zachpuente4664]

Dude the call back to the crazy fan sending the mouth blood was awesome!

[@jonr5636]

god that would be foul, even for max and chad had it been that.

[@theplatypus104]

I did question for a min if they actually did it tho…

[@roram_af]

I dropped my jaw at first

[@michaelz7683]

I wonder if cleo has seen it yet

[@anakinfan8]

i said to myself "chad did not just give himself aids for the funny"

[@imvrywhite5663]

I was completely convinced that the mystery egg was going to have an actual egg yolk in it

[@alexxander966]

Thats what I was hoping for honestly

[@lzongx6484]

I was thinking soy sauce or marmite with water

[@AlmightyGammonsayssuckyourmum]

@@lzongx6484 soy sauce???????? there is no challenge

[@GeZz.]

ur comment has 666 likes. LOL

[@Youtube.Commen-tater]

Anthrax

[@mattbrady67]

This channel genuinely makes me happier than maybe any other channel on YT, which is saying a lot considering how much I watch. I have a huge grin on my face through the whole video every time. Thanks for making me forget my depression once a month guys. Cheers

[@riot_cats]

3 weeks later. Fuck it. I'm glad to know there's another fucker out there, drowning some of their depression in KZbin videos. Take care, ya sick fuck! 🤙

[@robwarriors62]

I will never get tired of the edits which make Max and Chad look like disfigured ogres.

[@CYGNIUS]

The egg one is actually an amazing drinking game idea.

[@EddieBurke]

my nama chegg

[@DookRahool]

He should've put a whole egg and hot sauce in the surprise egg.

[@Luffnin]

The edit where Chad got caught in an egg was my favourite

[@spicyitalianmeatball2967]

Paint shot glasses and have lids so u can just play shot roulette

[@Knight_grundle_III]

Did they actually use that girl's mouth blood?

[@ColinFilm]

I love Cold Ones' determination to turn everything in life that could ever exist into a drinking game. 😂

[@yeezuschrist420]

Hello fellow Colin

[@didid0000]

They should play a game of life but it’s a drinking game

[@ПлакПлак-у4о]

@@didid0000 the game of sobriety

[@hebleh5771]

It is in their name after all...

[@poprickartword2294]

alcoholism innit

[@spiceyicey]

Darcy's acting as a cold one's staff member was impeccable

[@eliottdomin4224]

the crossover i have been waiting for!

[@TheMrWillje]

This was the moment Darcy became Heisenberg

[@sepvanharten9102]

I know felt like he was really there

[@angela.luntian]

@@sepvanharten9102 him acting as an assistant was *chefs kiss*

[@FelipeJaquez]

His voice more wooden than the table they drinking on tho.

[@TehWhiteTiger]

I just have to say the editing on this channel has just got better and better and it works so damn well with these two drunk clowns.

[@DustD.Reaper]

To be fair, Max had an advantage since he was already used to playing drunk kids games from the deadly twister games.

[@sogen7967]

Chad was ref he had ultimate power

[@notyocheese1234]

*right foot yellow*

[@moodfm5673]

twister is definately aimed at swingers more than kids

[@jadedrantipoles6100]

@@sogen7967 it got to his head lol

[@QuackZack]

@@sogen7967 Nice of Chad to finally get some power after being lit on fire, tossed a pan at, and other whacky shit during those vidyas.

[@CloudStudiosPhoto]

We love alcoholism disguised as children’s games. Quality content boys 🔥

[@sonscomputer]

Woke up at 1am unable to get back to sleep with extreme anxiety and probably about to go through one of the hardest things I’ve experienced in life so far but I decided to finally watch your latest video and it made me smile and laugh and brought my anxiety down enough so that I could actually hear myself think. Thank you guys the 20-40 minute laughs you guys provide really are amazing, keep at it lads.

[@YW2324]

Hope your doing ok ❤now

[@sonscomputer]

@@YW2324 I grew a lot as a person and learnt a lot from what I was going through. Currently happy where I’m at and absolutely loving life. Appreciate your concern ❤️

[@YW2324]

@@sonscomputer Of course ❤️. That's what happens sometimes. We are only human. Even though others forget that sometimes....

[@YW2324]

@@sonscomputer Ya I'm glad 😌 you grew from it. That's what happens. Even when others want to bring us down.

[@AG.Floats]

"In the theme of boats do an Aviation gin shot" Lmao what..

[@YungChristx]

darcy knew they were too drunk too even question it

[@DireRainX]

That flew past me

[@flameguy3416]

14:01 Feel Good

[@thegav2086]

Darcy's acting as Chad's hat was impeccable

[@fartsoundeffect5013]

what?

[@freshlycutgrass7129]

@@fartsoundeffect5013 your slow

[@yumblemccrumble]

Fairbiarne fulms reference?

[@TGFMusic]

@@yumblemccrumble Darcy works for Cold Ones now.

[@karis_7989]

When I see the Australian men get drunk I know it’s gonna be a good day.

[@Nuh_uh_pp69]

Then change your pfp to happy one

[@mrJH1]

Must have a lot of good days

[@RjayBoofd]

Every day is a good day for you then

[@poprickartword2294]

lol i have ur pfp tattood

[@mmoo]

Chad not drinking a single drop at 18:26 has me crying

[@loganonthemike9798]

R Kelly dog?

[@Hambzorgur]

No way 💀

[@evans_mel840]

Cold ones are one of the few channels that can just do old memes and I still laugh my ass off at them

[@pumpklin9596]

I love how creative cold ones are, they're like your drunk uncle

[@DylanIGuess]

but luckily a screen away, unlike my real drunk uncle who visits every Friday night

[@IAmJac8794]

yeah, especially this episode! he made me play twister..

[@neinja66469]

@@DylanIGuess bro? You ok?

[@AlexanderGarcia-tx5ci]

@@DylanIGuess same, got used to it tho. I just avoid walking the next day

[@waah5901]

@allen most of it of you too

[@jferguson7100]

I love chads laugh when he's laughing at someone elses misfortune. It fills my soul hole.

[@Kttj]

soul hole

[@Mister_Clean]

You gotta pay the troll toll

[@toast3591]

Darcy working with cold ones is definitely not the cross over I expected

[@dalemotter8985]

These two have low-key some of the most genius piss takes ever. Mocking everyone whos all 'guess how many people watching our videos aren't subscribed'. 98 percent hahaha 🤣

[@Bassmasterwitacaster]

Looking back at these older vids, it's clear to see Chad's decent into madness. I really have to wonder if we got him help at this point in time, would it have saved any of those lives he took?

[@jonathanard7885]

Nah them shits were gunna die regardless

[@blackarnold]

he can not be forgiven for the war crimes in 1975

[@StraightEdgeZap]

this is not an older video though

[@orok6351]

@@StraightEdgeZap thats the joke bruh hes saying he fell into madness after this

[@daikaijuzilla]

I swear everything took a drastic turn after he inhaled those fumes from the Air Fryer video

[@DarcyIsLame]

As a fellow Darcy, I must say that Darcy's acting as Chad's beard is truly mesmerizing. Oscar performance right there.

[@mongo9144]

loving how much more frequently they're uploading

[@variaxi935]

hell yeah it's been wonderful

[@ElBach1y]

glad to see prezoh slaving away on that little keyboard

[@ManemYeff]

@Mongo914 Same but I'm sure their livers don't love it as much 😅

[@kiriau4672]

they just had a bunch of videos backed up most of the more recent ones were recorded months ago.

[@SkyflyNB]

They were gonna do an episode with joey theanimeman but apparently max got covid

[@Max-ns9db]

I think the vs format with a score at the end and a forfeit is definitely something I’d like to see return with something else in the future!

[@sammyvales]

darcy's such a great addition to this channel man. kinda glad he flew the fairbairn coop

[@Badja]

Darcy's acting as the producer for Cold Ones was on point

[@jon_jon364]

yes yes it was

[@BarnabusWizardCock]

I have to disagree wholeheartedly

[@MrEvanLightning]

LEts go i love cold ones

[@deathcart4446]

I LOVE COLD ONES ‼️‼️

[@Patterrz]

I would totally play the egg drinking game it looks proper fun

[@brandnewjoeker]

Totally didn't expect a pokétuber to be here lol

[@chriskarras2418]

Seeing max spin a board game wheel took me back

[@inkkedits]

Bro when chad said it was blood and Scott brought out the mouth blood I literally had to pause the vid as I instantly started crying hysterically with laughter. I actually thought he drank blood 😂😂 bro I was dying for 5 full minutes, I’m legit crying rn 😂😂

[@beezlebard9]

I wish I could wipe my memory and watch all of the Cold Ones episodes again like i've never seen them before.

[@untitledotter]

“In the theme of boats we’ll do an aviation gin shot” Aviation is planes darcy….

[@biggrocc19]

his heart is in the right place

[@Mara-vw6hk]

I thought the same thing ! But they tried lol 😊

[@vadhub]

In the spirit of locomotive contraptions

[@Cyranek]

9:25 best part

[@mab_8731]

11:10 HAHAHAHAHHA I ACTUALLY THOUGHT FOR A SECOND

[@goldminer7908]

This channel is literally the only reason I use YT but I just wish they uploaded more

[@illuminous7937]

So glad for so much content recently guys. Genuinly the greatest place on the site

[@theonlyricky]

Chad dying at the end after spinning a little toilet paper roll is hilarious

[@TheSektorz]

kids toymakers be like: what toilet-related toy haven't we invented so far?

[@diediedice]

diarrhea

[@enno_4753]

the editing is insanely well down. So artful, fucking funny, minimal, also really good sounddesign and really unique! Huge props to the editor, I havent seen anything remotely similar on KZbin seems like most people r doing kinda the same stuff

[@TheRaptorJezuz]

Gotta love Darcy's "In the theme of boats, do an aviation shot"

[@Nupid_Stoob]

10:55 WHY WASN'T THERE A GODDAMN RAW EGG IN THAT EGG? :(

[@pietromarilac]

"I don't like this, let's go" its an accurate description of their mindset through the years.

[@fivefoot2]

“In the theme of boats do an aviation gin shot” aviation is planes, so I guess chad isn’t the only dumbass on cold ones

[@grilledleeks6514]

"In the theme of boats, do an Aviation gin shot." ... You were the smart one man.

[@BLAZEDvWRLD]

I love how max hadn't changed at all from the days of green milk to the prank calls and mail time still doing the same stupid shit that's why I love the shit he does

[@alp598]

I like how chad said he was gonna win 3 games in a row and immediately lost all of them

[@coryswanson2247]

“In the theme of boats, do an aviation gin shot” Bruh you gotta be kidding

[@TheSectorXstudios]

0:09 there are 3 distinct drum tones when the edit shows chad playing the bongos, which only have 2 tones. Am I supposed to believe that this already nonextistent instruments can make a 3rd tone.

[@Stewbob112]

It’s probably just me, but idc for the background/overlay music:/ The beauty of Cold Ones is the complete rawness. The music kinda feels like a weird laugh track has been incorporated.

[@ADONISTOPKID]

"imma win three games in a row" *Literally loses em all*

[@mr.k7457]

Glad Klungo is getting recognition for all his hard work on this production

[@heyyou8714]

Finally, back to the good old cold ones content

[@ashleyoliver8076]

The way my jaw dropped when he brought out the mouth blood !!! Holy hell lmao

[@hydrosting]

"Let me read the lore" Gets me every time.

[@SpingotGoomer]

The sheer terror I felt when the stalker girl's blood was set down on the table

[@ZeusEBoy]

"What kid is playing this game all day and getting good at it?" 'Max lands it twice' "I kinda wanna take this home" lol, apparently max is that kid

[@nunayobusiness7521]

I wanna say, the editors do a very good job on these videos, great pacing and subtle details!

[@lilyvr6744]

2:36 this is a beautiful image

[@Fallenstartheone]

i love how weird these two are , makes me feel like i´ve actual friends doing bullshit messing around..

[@gbrea8753]

20:37 close your eyes and just listen

[@drbootypopper]

from the playful suggestions, the pause, then max’s immediate cackling at chad’s luck is top tier 14:00

[@juliocortez3757]

Sounds like the “feel good inc” laugh

[@wilsonspreadborough5815]

Awesome seeing Darcy on cold ones. I hope they're not abusing tf outta him 🤣 love you guys

[@turtle4407]

6:45 (in Australian accent) “I need some balls” (turns into hamburger) “fucker.”

[@dandydolphin64]

I like how everyone brushes over the fact that Chad just got tricked into drinking mouth blood

[@no_laughz]

Not my proudest tug

[@zori8691]

thanks cold ones! i cant wait to play this with the children i'm baby sitting tomorrow!

[@kataep9442]

Instead of more merch, you guys should release your own branded cold ones beer, and call it little fellas. Mascot obvs the little character

[@cptamari_]

Max drinking alcohol from Gooey Louie's head is a vile scene

[@sweou]

chat with the looney toons "that's all folks!" at the end just made my week

[@4va.27]

Max’s laugh at14min sounds like the Feel good inc intro

[@jackfrank7398]

"In the theme of boats, do an aviation gin shot" Intellect 100

[@chazllear]

NEW VIDEO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[@jordanrudolph81]

*Literally any kids game that involves liquid*: These Two: "So we decided to fill it with vodka"

[@ItsJakoMane]

Enjoy when the boys just have a genuine time. I think that’s what makes the video enjoyable

[@Bennett4598]

Cold ones is slowly turning into an adult Aussie version of GMM and I'm here for it.

[@Teen_Link]

8:18 those eggs look familiar like they would have some cool glasses on

[@graffi5848]

Man the editing is absolutely phenomenal.

[@neonskates2317]

i can always tell when chad is getting drunker just like subtly and it’s so funny 😭😭

[@idunno3302]

It's not drinking alone if you're watching cold ones.

[@notthedogz5577]

21:08 no WAY the used the space cadet pinball fuel shute sound effect for this chart

[@anne8451]

these videos always bring tears to my eyes and break me down. I truly hope I can impact my community a fraction of what you do

[@ActArtemisKintsugi]

no way! 😱😱😱 free robux! totally real, no scam.

[@blackklawskytchannel1993]

THAT TRICKSHOT KILLED ME WITH EXCITEMENT there was NOOOOO WAY HE MADE THAT super skill

[@SwissSauce]

“To the pissing dog, may it RAIN supreme” I don’t know if that pun was intentional but it was fucking genius

[@alexkurtbaker94]

I missed when max used to scream at Childrens cardboard instead of screaming cause he’s having a drunken, psychotic breakdown.

[@burezu9190]

It was so nice from Max to pay homage to the Gorillaz with that Feel Good Inc. intro at 14:00.

[@merucrypoison296]

11:26 🥕🐡

[@slugn01d]

the fucking "whats that?" to "i got my wisdom teeth taken out-" with the jar was fucking hillarious i completely forgot about that

[@greasybunz4169]

8/10 cold ones video. Nothing was broken

[@Soulsworth69]

I can never get over how absurd most of these kids games and toys are. Back in the 90's is when we had the real cool shit.

[@jacksonjenkins7901]

I’ve gotten all of my roommates to call beer grog because of y’all lol. Love from Texas 🤝

[@TrueVampGod]

Beer isn't a grog.

[@gmarcepr488]

20:26 Ayo Chad what those hands do 🤔😛😛

[@GredManVR]

You are someone I will never chat to

[@Bennnjio]

The editing alone on these videos are out of this world!!

[@awahpahpow7735]

Legit my favorite episode already. Love from Colorado you saucy gents

[@realmboy9086]

I love their drinking in their studio but I'd love to see chad and max in the Australian bush, like the desert doing all kinds of crazy stuff

[@gorstav5010]

Honestly I loved the egg game, I wanna do it with my buds so bad now lol.

[@mr.talapia7667]

I always put off a cold ones video till I'm drunk af