Collapsible Staff TESTED

[@MarcusVance]

Further testing: kzbin.infobrygxdMXVd0?feature=share

[@thishandlesuckit]

Try launching at pp that might work

[@AmenChamps]

Njjjjjjjj

[@inosukerobinson3587]

Doesn't work

[@deokipanjiyara5686]

😊

[@Best-Friend426]

kzbin.infobrydxdMXd0?feature=share

[@zombieslaya3456]

Isn't military grade the cheapest possible option for massive amounts of soldiers?

[@MarcusVance]

Yes. But this isn't even that.

[@borttorbbq2556]

So essentially military grade means the lowest bidder. If you can make a product that is okay and very cheap you're good. Often times the materials used are usually pretty decent but the manufacturing is kind of sloppy so you end up with things that work and can even be decently durable but your knives are going to be loose and rattly your handcuffs are going to be Sharp and your guns May jam. And like if you have a smaller military force you could invest more money into better equipment but if you have a huge military it really doesn't matter how much you spend you're not going to have enough money to get everyone top quality stuff

[@cesare_1302]

Ah yes, conservation of ninjutsu. The bane of every minions army

[@blackhand441]

@@cesare_1302 that explains why stormtroopers are trash

[@lighter412]

@@blackhand441 never let stromtroopers army use military grade combat spoon they will leeroy until they win

[@chris.3711]

Not gonna lie, if someone walked up to me and made a staff appear from nothing... I'm just gonna assume he a wizard and wish him a good day.

[@marcomartina4690]

I think watching this video you can have a bit more confidence

[@Kadeo-ms6qw]

Them “summoning” a deadly weapon just gives me even more leeway to use my gun.

[@dominicbuck3744]

😂 it is pretty convincing. Good to lead with

[@th3s1ayer6]

Nahhh that man ia gonna get them glock to the dick

[@Wizardking420]

Wizard?

[@becktimusprime4046]

As a veteran .. can confirm.. this is the true meaning of military grade

[@Muscovy7]

Exactly my thoughts, lmao

[@plewpsy]

Thank you for your service

[@Sparky513]

nothing more true has ever been said on the internet

[@Beam-jo6sb]

military grade effectively just means "itl work. probably" and costs "i dunno, 3 rocks and one of the berries off that tree left of the helipad" military grade is a terrible way to describe strong lol. thanks for your service!

[@sucide_is_not_a_joke9790]

Thank you

[@Kshthymyla]

“Here, before you beat me up, put this sideways in your mouth”

[@phillhuddleston9445]

I was thinking in a different body cavity but that may work as well :-)

[@azrael6280]

@@phillhuddleston9445 sus

[@adizzle172]

Yo, that comment killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@lukanewt]

I burst out laughing to this one

[@harryhoudini9613]

@@azrael6280 don’t say sus ever again pls.

[@CelestialSodapop]

“I’m gonna see if I can fit this back together.” Bro said ‘it’ll buff out’

[@xvious3329]

i imagine Clarkson saying that

[@nosleep6239]

Sounds like military grade to me 😂😂

[@greg_J10.6.22]

Lmao I fucking got in to an accident yesterday and said this same shit as a joke obviously

[@bhull242]

“When I asked for a collapsible staff, I didn’t mean a staff that collapses after a single hit!”

[@gabrielegenota1480]

PFHAHAHAHA THAT'S REAL GOOD

[@therealstarplatinum]

@@gabrielegenota1480 it's so normal it's hilarious

[@Lance-The-BoS-Lancer]

I said collapsible, but this is ridiculous!

[@owen3655]

Legendary comment 🤣

[@JoeyOutlaw]

That thing opening is terrifying!!! Its prolly more effective just pointing it at someone then opening it💯

[@loganwork7024]

I hit myself in the head opening one. Can confirm, not fun

[@truthbetold5155]

If the hard end was pointed it would be a portable Pile bunker.

[@defaultyanny861]

That’s what I was thinking

[@GrimSoldat]

Ngl, when it opened I went "WHOA! Sorry, just kind ofsurprised me." 😂😂

[@Davy_Toast]

I like how when it breaks, he just stares at it, the camera, and back at it. Like, “well this happened disappointingly faster than expected.”

[@oligould8575]

its probably more dangerous when broken... the broken coil could give you a nasty cut

[@AugustoEL]

@@oligould8575 yeah but you can't go with that around, unless you want to look like your deranged monk in a d&d campaing.

[@JJ-rm7jw]

"I'm gonna wail on this 40lb stump" *hits it once* 🤣

[@thatSkyKosmoTactical]

That's all it took lol

[@flamefoxtrot6982]

If you try to hit a human it would hurt but it will pass them off more and then that "weapon" will soon ruin into a Pease of trash

[@sawcondeez69]

How is he supposed to wail on the stump if the fucking staff is broken?

[@ndld4955]

As a minimum it would need to be strong enough to break bones confidently without any problems ..(sometimes an ascent is just to detriment to ignore pain and keep going .. you need be able to disable the legs in order to get away)

[@Tea_Dawg]

My friend tried that with my replica katana and its a good thing his dad was a welder

[@DwarfDaddy]

The sequel to that cut resistant cloth video we never knew we needed lol

[@Thebadyearblimp12]

Why did you make it so unfair? It's gross

[@zoenelson3340]

​@@Thebadyearblimp12 what?

[@nazaxprime]

​@@zoenelson3340 He said: "Why did you make it so unfair? It's gross" 😂

[@user-yp5ko8us9j]

Aha! That's actually the point of the weapon! Strike them once with a stick. After that, you get nunchucks, then you get a 3-section staff, and anything more, you get a whip! Truly the most innovative weapon, becoming more deadly the more you use it.

[@shredart2.02]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@zellafae]

Probaly suck to be strangled by it

[@st0rmbl3ss3d4]

honestly the most underrated comment

[@coolio104]

it becomes more deadly the closer to a whip it becomes because the ends of the metal are sharp

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

​@@coolio104 More deadly, but not for the person you're attacking necessarily.

[@haydenator4751]

I think they mean “it’s great to look intimidating and maybe scare off an attacker”

[@lampshade6579]

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to hit it against a log again, so then you have a 3 sectioned staff. Then you can realize how bad it is.

[@MarcusVance]

But now I have big nunchucks

[@illerhumpy3867]

^^^^ That's a man who knows how to work with what he has. Perfect soldier. 🪖

[@spacemarine6212]

@@MarcusVance true.

[@blackjacktrial]

@@MarcusVance vague screaming heard across the Pacific

[@Sarah12471]

@@MarcusVance Nunchucks are just debilitated sticks

[@DamianCRWDctrl]

LMFAO the way it broke on the first hit 😭😭😭

[@Maxilche]

Now you have an extendable nunchuck.

[@aaronclark4957]

Imagine that pin comming out while it's in your pocket...

[@zdd22fixes47]

I'm glad you took my mind there this morning 😂😅😆😁

[@ericfleming5522]

Which would be worse? If it was in your front pocket, or your back pocket?

[@aaronclark4957]

@@ericfleming5522 Depends on your gender I'd say

[@RDehuvyne]

Is that a collapsible staff in tour pocket, or are you just happy to see me.

[@raddrew42]

The creator mentioned that, your pocket just stops it, or at the right angle it would shoot out of your pocket from where it came in.

[@evanf1443]

Not gonna lie it actually outperformed my expectations

[@dynamicworlds1]

If they just admitted they were making a prop for scifi cosplay and not an actual self defense tool they would have a legitimate product.

[@weebjeez]

Get it in red, they can sell it to DB/JttW nerds.

[@michaeldecker1570]

It’s actually originally designed as a magic trick - appearing cane

[@Sip_Dhit]

Many sellers do: a magic cane

[@aandyherr817]

Anyone that proposes this as a self defense tool is a dumb ASS and needs to be flagged as false advertising

[@namelesschampion357]

It is good for self defense, anyone trying to attack you would feel pitty for you if you pulled this out and leave you alone 😂

[@devin5201]

It is against the code of the Brotherhood of Crooks to assault the mentally disabled.

[@namelesschampion357]

@@devin5201 facts 😂

[@brandonbackup873]

Eeeh, you might get the startle and jump reaction from some people. Me, I'd just carry a gun, like a sane person.

[@namelesschampion357]

@@brandonbackup873 honestly having a black belt in click pow is something everyone should have. It's better to have it and not need it then need it an not have it.

[@hailcthulhu419]

Or they'd just, you know, shoot or stab you.

[@fall22123]

Reminds me of my brother and I "sword fighting" with Christmas paper tubes when I was a kid. Pretty much got the same results.

[@Youssolini]

“sword fighting” with “paper tubes”

[@you_tube6733]

Those are stronger

[@zappababe8577]

That's boys for you! Well, kids in general, really

[@thenexus8384]

Those are better for self/home defense

[@ryanwooden783]

When they broke in half, we just dual wielded for closer hand to hand..

[@nopenaw9835]

That's too bad cuz the way it opens is pretty badass

[@tornadotaylor8956]

Ive wanted one of those for a while, I've also seen them advertised as a magicians staff which fits it better

[@aandyherr817]

They do nothing in self defense. You’d be better getting pepper spray or a baton. People thinking violence is terrible but willing to spend 1000k on items that literally don’t do a damn thing is stupid. Violence is sometimes needed, partially because of dumb people thinking that appeasing attackers is somehow BETTER than just fighting. If you appease Hitler until all the Jews are murdered, what did you accomplish exactly? Dumb logic, dumb people, won’t listen and will still buy magicians play toys to defend themselves lol

[@retr0_zku11]

It is not advertised as, it is made for magicians, idk why someone would be stupid enough to think its a self defense tool.

[@kelavia2112]

Get a collapsible baton. Those are sturdy enough they can break bone.

[@tornadotaylor8956]

@@kelavia2112 I don't need it for self defence, I just liked the gimmic, plus I wanna learn some spear/staff flairs and tricks, and thought it would be a good thing to use

[@kelavia2112]

@@tornadotaylor8956 then this magic trick staff should work, or get a wooden staff, should be fairly cheap

[@warmaster1112]

When you opened it I thought it was super cool, then when you hit the stump I saw that was all it had going for it

[@shadowbladeandlightin8889]

It is supposed to be a magic trick like for magicians after all, the cool factor is all it has

[@warmaster1112]

@@shadowbladeandlightin8889 yeah, but weapon :(

[@azareii]

I see use for demo teams. Martial art performances to look flashy but not much else. They're pretty lightweight and can be quickly and easily deployed. But they, evidently, can't take a hit. Not that I thought they would.

[@thenarrator6363]

I mean if a mf just opened that up and caught it would you wanna fight em?

[@warmaster1112]

@@thenarrator6363 Knowing how breakable it is and if I had my own weapon, I wouldn't see the problem with it

[@Arthiem]

I slapped a knife on one to make a pocket Javelin.

[@Rabbit-the-One]

That's cheating! Mods!! Ban him!!

[@stealthboost2805]

Staff of stab

[@dripapproved1582]

When the wizard puts his attributes in dexterity:

[@zeanyt2372]

Aim and deploy. That's all I have to say.

[@natospysanchez8938]

This was exactly what I was thinking

[@foosmonkey]

Reminds me of sword fighting with my mom’s Christmas wrapping paper.

[@mixes1228]

I think that Christmas Wrapping roll would win in this fight

[@ngcastronerd4791]

'So... you sit on this' 'Yup... just like that' 'I'm not sure this is r...' 'It might seem uncomfortable at first but trust me. It gets better'

[@euhectorsalamanca]

🤨

[@elijahilao6962]

🤤

[@yaltschuler]

😳

[@erickarmenta3661]

😈

[@zavierroberts503]

😮

[@aegeanviper73]

Anyone who has ever been in the military knows that this absolutely is military grade

[@ElessarEstel]

hoOaH!!!!!

[@bickyboo7789]

It's so funny it's labeled a military grade collapsible staff. The only thing military/law enforcement use that's somewhat similar are those collapsible police batons which are incredibly solid compared to this garbage.

[@DeathMetalFatCat]

As someone in the military I can confirm this is military grade

[@GamerScottYT]

As he swung my brain instantly knew it was gonna break lol

[@SgtMjRomero]

A magician's cane being marketed as a weapon has to be one of those tardo money glitches we've all dreamed of getting rich on...

[@Souls_29]

When I hear “Military Grade” I know from experience that it’s going to be bad

[@colinwalker4824]

Ask a veteran what military grade means. I’d be astounded if they didn’t answer along the lines of “cheap”, “breaks immediately” or “the worst possible version”.

[@beepdasheep6181]

if someone materializes a stick, the last thing you’re thinking is “oh i wonder how durable it is tho”

[@Texan_Patriot]

Lmao then I materialize a gun....you can keep your gimmick stick. You get one good whack then I'm dumping 10 rounds of .45 ACP into your face. Who wins that exchange?🤷‍♂️🤔🤣

[@erossenpai2884]

And when your attacker decides to test it? I doubt you will have much luck disabling in one hit.

[@ephemera9767]

Then reality sets in and you just escalated the situation by pulling out what they deem to be a force multiplier and you get gutted like a pig.

[@Sire1212]

When it's made for self defense it's supposed to be durable tho??

[@jegr3398]

True lol

[@hattoripool1533]

Are good and practical Collapsible staffs even possible?

[@MarcusVance]

I carried a collapsible baton for 6 years when I was in the military, and I'm not that big a fan of them. But that technology would be way better than this technology.

[@mormacil]

Probably with some cutting edge material. Certainly nothing for cheap mass production.

[@cesare_1302]

Well telescopic batons exist so...

[@dynamicworlds1]

Possible? Maybe Possible with current tech? Doubtful

[@raylenn4444]

@@cesare_1302 and they're short livef garbage yes.

[@lotius_motius4007]

I got so confused I thought you were John green if he was getting ready for a fight.

[@jamescolm1133]

Was thinking the same thing

[@mitchelkvedar674]

Lmaoo

[@naved7843]

His reaction when he tested it's durability 🤣🤣

[@12380738]

My friend made a baton out of newspaper balls and construction paper and when it hit my collapsible staff it dented my staff

[@mikeymoughtin6573]

why you got a collapsible staff tho

[@rev.jonathanwint6038]

It actually surprised me it's stronger than I thought you could still strangle someone with it.

[@5AMACE]

you can strangle someone with a pillowcase, but that doesn't make it a good weapon

[@An1m0s1ty7]

@@5AMACE lmfao

[@rev.jonathanwint6038]

@@5AMACE perhaps you didn't catch my sarcasm that was what I was intending.

[@5AMACE]

@@rev.jonathanwint6038 yeah, sorry, didn't get that it was supposed to be sarcasm.

[@davidy22]

@@5AMACE I tried killing my wife with a pillow case but she could breathe through the fabric, had to switch to a belt

[@bobschiebel3325]

I remember when those first came out, they were definitely marketed as a novelty and not self defense.

[@anthonymata3441]

Yeah for years these were marketed towards magic, and for that purpose they work great (though not so much now since EVERYONE knows the trick) influencers ruined these by acting like they had potential in self defense. It's just not what they were designed for and they'll never be strong enough for it.

[@bobschiebel3325]

@@anthonymata3441 technically they could be, though the strength of steel it would take would make a spring too strong to open with one hand, and it would open with enough force to shatter a few windows

[@anthonymata3441]

@@bobschiebel3325 no, the steel is too thin, you could probably make it out of the strongest metal on the planet and it'd still not be strong enough for self defense. The only reason that large of a staff can fit into such a small space is because it's really thin metal, at that thickness I'm sure basically anything will break before functioning as a real weapon.

[@Hi-5phen]

he low key made a sectional staff

[@ohshitwhatup8332]

Went from a staff to a nunchuck real fast.

[@RonOnTheWay]

This guy needs to have a business where people consult him on "guy" Christmas presents.

[@kermitthefrog2578]

A lead pipe works wonderfully, now we just need it to be able to be carried in a pocket like this ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

[@Dhidpd]

Two words: Hoodie pocket

[@snek9601]

​@@Dhidpd 4th dimension is where I store my stuff...just need to figure out how to get it back

[@crimzon16]

​@@snek9601 tried some string?

[@leaf7997]

Lool

[@MrSharkBait561]

I know something that'll push a tiny piece of lead very very fast. It even has it's own carrying case you can put on your hip.

[@blooscr33nthehoneybadger95]

Staff made enough XP in one strike to evolve into nunchaku

[@jare2067]

i can just imagine someone finding one of those not knowing what it is and absolutely getting obliterated in the face

[@Coastfog]

I can imagine it so well, I'm betting it's happened numerous times.

[@JamarD421]

Can you just imagine someone getting hit in the EYE with one of these things? Man, what pain that'll be.

[@Zeeboklown]

That's the only way I could see it working.. put it in ur palm, and aim it at they're face and deploy.. 😈

[@sudokode]

Did we just discover the long lost Green brother? Marcus, Hank and John have been looking for you for literally ever.

[@CowKirbo]

Lmao.

[@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli]

Don't forget NileGreen.

[@SlothinAintEasy]

It seems the most deadly when you get it to expand. Oh my god it’s a power pole!

[@oligould8575]

I don't think I'd take my chances balancing on that thing all the way to the lookout

[@kodyrowe-manns6360]

​@@oligould8575 youd get five feet off the ground and then fall lmao

[@oligould8575]

@@kodyrowe-manns6360 Korin would be pulling me out of a pile of sharp metal spirals 😂

[@Igotthis3011]

Those lightsabers behind you are better at defending you than that staff

[@MarcusVance]

Yeah

[@carrotcheese2850]

sweet, i love your videos. your shorts are always pretty interesting

[@dinkusstinkus4396]

Those are not self defense staves, they're for magicians to make staves magically appear

[@michag4337]

Is there an actual staff for defense? like dudes running around like daredevil and shit? Inb4: I understand that people who train certain martial arts use them, but that's for ceremony, and discipline and all that shit, you're training a weapon, like the guys who train swords don't carry a freaking katana. No one is actually carrying them incase of a fight right? There is literally 0 reason to carry a staff for defense, like where are you fighting? a corn field in November? an empty ballroom? Just carry peppers pray, or a gun. You can use the former and not really worry about legal repercussions, and you can use the latter if you truly feel in danger, and unlike a staff you don't look like a ninja turtle walking down the street.

[@dinkusstinkus4396]

@@michag4337 I mean if you're asking if staves exist as a weapon, then yes of course. Hitting people with sticks is an effective way to hurt people. I mean theoretically even a cane could be used a staff

[@michag4337]

​@@dinkusstinkus4396 No that's not what I mean. The art of staff fighting, and the moves are based around a weighted staff, this is why a pool que/broom =/= a staff. The speed and repeated striking is based on the balance of the weapon and the rebounding of strikes.(sorry for the staff pros literally only did this for like 2 weeks) So the discipline of staff fighting is not the same as picking up a stick or a cane or what have you. It would be like sword fighting with a knife. My question is do people actually carry staves designed for self defense. and if so why do we let them go about unattended? There is a reason that no one has used them since...you know blades and guns and that type of stuff.

[@dinkusstinkus4396]

@@michag4337 a staff is a staff, I'm sure at least one person is walking around with some kind of combat oriented kung fu staff

[@michag4337]

@@dinkusstinkus4396 No, a staff is not a staff. Google how much a pro fighting staff is. That stuff is weighted, balanced and precision made. You can't fight with a random stick the way you can with a staff. but having said all that, they're worthless. They're only good for the purpose of forcing middle belts to focus on a skill and develop it as a way of teaching focus commitment and dedication. I feel kinda bad for anyone who pulls a staff in a street fight to find themselves on the wrong end of a more boomy stick.

[@admiralspacecat6334]

"not for self defense" me: *releases it on the eye of the attacker*

[@ghost-hf2fi]

ain’t no guarantee that’s gonna work too

[@megatrolllol8164]

lemme just take a few seconds to take it out of my pocket and try to aim it at their eyes without being obvious

[@admiralspacecat6334]

@@ghost-hf2fi i mean the way he just smacked the wood, its kinda hard i think thats enough to make the attacker scream for a lil bit then just beat him up like a mugger

[@davidwooden3878]

Clever

[@kiwi4502]

I need one of these. I have no clue why. Maybe I just have an inner need to summon a staff to show my dominance over other males 😂😂😂

[@solomonheppner]

Packing a paper towel tube with wet paper towel and freezing it is higher grade than that stage magic gimick

[@firstletterofthealphabet7308]

oh yeah that reminds me of the strength of compacted paper a thick newspaper roll folded and soaked is also a good mace

[@solomonheppner]

@@firstletterofthealphabet7308 ah yes, the Millwall Brick I was referring to its less improvised cousin, the "Minnesota Brick"

[@Ndnxnsnsn]

@@firstletterofthealphabet7308 even just a tightly rolled news paper , If you jab/ stab them in the neck , eyes or nose its going to hurt lol

[@clinthamm9072]

I’m dead 😂😂😂 I thought it was actually gonna at least take more than one swing

[@romanplays1]

honestly it looks more deadly if you hold it in your hand while throwing like a haymaker. imagine that hitting someone in the side of the head wihle its unfolding

[@DrakeOola]

@@romanplays1 People already poke their eyes out with these things. Not to mention how sharp the thin sheet metal is too, cut my hand pretty good trying to put one back together and smacked myself a few times trying to open it. These things are terrifying and dangerous af, no idea how they avoided lawsuits and haven't got taken off the market yet. Especially when their target audience is for kids, definitely not a toy I'd let any kid play with... 😬

[@clinthamm9072]

@@DrakeOola sounds like a performance issue bud 😂

[@clinthamm9072]

@@romanplays1 I like the way you think lmfao

[@vodkaforlife5965]

I think it would still hurt, because a log is completely rigid, we have muscles that absorbs impact so it would be more effective

[@brumm0m3ntum94]

basically, it only works as long as the other guy doesn’t call your bluff

[@BrekekeReal]

You didn't get it, once you hit someone with that, they start laughing and eventually pass out from not being able to breathe

[@Kaminospace]

Brings back wrapping paper tube fight memories

[@thepronoob4039]

The way you're supposed to use it for self defense is to use this as a surprise to take their attention away from the sand you're slowly bring out from your pocket

[@cameronpritchett8300]

Brilliant

[@Nate1994a]

Ok, Dale.

[@garryb.1334]

It's quite versatile how after you hit them once it becomes a choking weapon

[@takido.-.]

"Can never quite expand it perfect" literally does it

[@declanmullen3907]

It’s possible with this side: holds the pole 5 inches from the weight* But not with the other side: holding the pole off camera*

[@pjesmile]

Honestly, he was probably trying not to break it before he got a chance to actually hit something with it.

[@deaconpoole7577]

If he held it at the same distance with the flimsier end, it would’ve just ruined the poor. This thing is a piece of shit and anyone who believes it can be used for “self defense” is a brain dead moron.

[@Lola_Greens]

To be honest I think the shock factor of just pulling a staff out of nowhere is good enough alone because if I saw that I'd be scared I'd be like what the hell

[@mrarivv0007]

But you're a girl so... Don't matter, can't defend yourself anyways.

[@Lola_Greens]

@@mrarivv0007 first of all wow second of all no I'm male you think Lola greens is my real name. Mr.x710 also I'm pretty sure that's like 90% sexist

[@xenosayain1506]

IT'S A WIZARD HARRY!!!!

[@Lola_Greens]

@@xenosayain1506 I forgot what movie it was in I think it was the fourth one but there was that all male school and they had the staffs then they like make those appear out of nowhere or did they like come in with them

[@derunfassbarebielecki]

Only scare people if you know you can win a fight. There is indeed a small chance the attacker will just run away, but its more probable that they punch even harder. Pepper spray or a normal telescopic baton should do the job.

[@bradkempton7905]

My drill sergeant used to always tell us "remember privates, the gear your life depends on is made by the lowest bidder." Soooo when I hear that something is "military grade" I expect it to be cheap.

[@amerin9929]

What novelty - you can turn your staff into nunchucks once you hit someone !

[@MilkT0ast]

Think of it like this. After your fist strike, it turns into nun chucks, your second strike turns it into a tri staff. Etc etc untill you get it in it's final form, a whip.

[@badger297]

dude the artwork around your house is awesome 👌

[@danhughes1814]

*Military grade* *Breaks the first time it's used* Checks out in my book

[@grigoriygrim8190]

rule number one of self defence: if you can avoid fighting and just run

[@MinillaIF]

If I can avoid fighting and just run... what?

[@justjosh5725]

@@MinillaIFif you can *comma* avoid fighting and just run

[@markgallagher1790]

Imagine holding it to someone's head, then extending it. Ouch

[@Aegis---]

It's not as powerful as it looks when extending

[@LegitNvidz]

One good thing about it is, you can poke someone's eye out with it. Source: My Brother in law poked his own eye out with it. Needing to go to the ER. I tell him to watch out when using normal push pens now

[@Go1den_Death]

Imagine going up to somebody and putting it up to somebody’s crotch and just pressing the button then run away💀

[@aformofmatter8913]

Tbf it looks badass enough that you could probably bluff your way out of a fight Especially with the sudden noise & speed of it extending

[@KptKritical]

I was thinking the same. The surprise factor alone might be enough to scare someone off, assuming they arent pointing a firearm at me....

[@NeutroniummAlchemist]

Also, you can just break it over their head. If they block, and you break it over their arm, it'll wrap around and still hit them in the head.

[@swampcooler8332]

"im going to wail on this stump" *immediately breaks after one hit

[@claysmith3141]

The defense part is it scares them off before you need to use it 😂😂

[@InfraredScale]

If my opponent materialized a weapon out of thin air I would definitely reconsider my choises

[@gt4real377]

I can use a pen to defend myself but if I'm too scared to use it it won't do anything.

[@davidblackwell3326]

The fact that the clipped this video to promote their product is just insulting.

[@MarcusVance]

Yeah.

[@AWholeChickenNugget]

I wish it was a lightsaber...

[@redwithcoffee619]

I burst out laughing, not even the first hit held up🤣

[@SalvationKH]

"I'm gonna wail on the stump" *breaks in one hit* 🤣🤣🤣

[@FireStar-gz2ry]

"im working on the premise of shock and awe!" ~the inventor

[@miss_baphomet]

these are magician's tools, they're literally just meant for magic tricks

[@malign3158]

Civilians: “Military grade!😄” The military: “Military grade😰”

[@jamesventers5844]

Imagine if he was a teenage kid and his mom interrupted him doing his thing and he turns his computer off and tries to keep his mom out of his room and that staff pops open

[@anonimoqualquer5503]

That suspiciously specific

[@cernstormrunner7263]

Yeah I bought one of those. Cut myself really good trying to put it back together

[@MarcusVance]

Yup. That's why I have the gloves.

[@kerzeps]

Just so everybody knows, ***THIS STICK IS FOR MAGIC TRICKS NOT SELF DEFENCE*** the company lies to you and says it's for self defence but once again, IT IS NOT FOR SELF DEFENCE

[@ianpeters5725]

Wow. I cannot bo-liebe it.

[@m00se37]

I love how people claim these for self defense over a firearm, knife, or billy club. Firearm will still be the most optimal, ideal, and balancing self defense tool. No matter if youre a dwarf, a female, or blind out of one eye like me, you can use a firearm to properly defend yourself and others with the proper training an mindset.

[@Nynodon]

It may not be effective but it can sure intimidate whoever's attacking you with how fast it just seemingly popped into existence

[@triune_blades]

People in the military when someone says, "It's military grade." : 👈👈👈👈👈 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@warlord5295]

that's literally like buying a Walmart ninja weapon.

[@emiliasalazar9606]

This was the exact video review I was looking for on this product, thank you!

[@steel5315]

I meann I'm running when you uncollapse the thing that looked badass

[@Bluehairarrancer]

Ok but the way it expands is so fking cool

[@pokemaster123ism]

The people who say they’re legit have only even watched Teen Titans

[@touchstarvedinsomniac3122]

This is legit something magicians use

[@kymberlym.d.a.collier3126]

I was thinking of buying one, but after watching this review, I'm glad that I didn't waste my money.

[@JakeMckay1738]

Carry a knife instead

[@apurbakhanra4387]

I love how he added "#nerd" in the video title 🤣

[@XmB9073]

i legit bust out laughing when the stick broke

[@MichaelStalls]

Literally exactly what I wanted to see. Thank you for a short nad to the point video.