colleen ballinger’s “apology” song but every time she sings toxic gossip train it speeds up 0.2x

[@jarnold]

WE SENDING 13 YEAR OLDS USED UNDERWEAR WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ijazzyi]

The one she sent was actually new and still had the tag but i see where you went with this 💀💀😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ember9361]

@@ijazzyi they meant that THIS time, it was the USED ones 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@jaimefalco8682]

@@ijazzyiif not for this comment I would’ve thought she actually sent used underwear. This is what she was talking about in the video lmao

[@pixleysticks]

I GASPED.

[@xiumify]

she completely embarrassed herself and i don't feel bad for her. at all.

[@iluv_uuruby]

real

[@GibberishDraw]

I like the part where it speeds up so I don't have to listen to it for as long.

[@00st307-m]

Same

[@00st307-m]

The audacity to sing a chorus while “taking accountability”. The “traaAayyyn” part really got to me. She really was getting into it.

[@katiewaters2899]

4:33 jumpscare warning

[@Smona]

you know what? now I'm okay with her traumatising children! how could someone with such musical talent be a bad person?

[@CrustyLeeMillerProductions]

Are you being sarcastic?

[@Procreater.]

​@@CrustyLeeMillerProductionsI hope

[@Smona]

@@CrustyLeeMillerProductions duh

[@iiiamyrxiii]

Yea that's what I was thinking people are being so mean to her but I feel like she fixed everything with this song

[@dragonwing4449]

😂😂😂 just like Michael Jackson 🌝

[@Chrixiam1998]

"At least you're having fun"

[@waypastcold]

THIS IS SO EMOTIONAL 😭😭😭🔥🔥

[@_404shcats_]

She became a rapper

[@the_kleetus-yeeyee48]

I didn’t know Minnie Mouse was so good on the Ukulele

[@CrustyLeeMillerProductions]

[Spoken] Hey It's been a while since you saw my face I haven't been doing so great So I took a little break A lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true Doesn't matter if it's true, though Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right? You guys having fun? [Chorus] All aboard the toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation The toxic gossip train You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey At least you're havin' fun [Spoken] Uh, hi, everyone I've been wanting to come online and talk to you about a few things Um, even though my team has strongly advised me to not say what I want to say I recently realized that they never said that I couldn't sing what I wanna say, so Here I am, and, um, today I only wanna talk about the facts So, I hope that you'll be willing to listen Here we go Many years ago, I used to message my fans Uh, but not in a creepy way like a lot of you are trying to suggest It was more of a loser kind of way Where I was just trying to be besties with everybody It was kinda like, uh, when you go to like a family gathering, you know? And there's a weird aunt there who keeps coming up to you and going like "Hey, girl, what's the tea!" And you're like "Ehhh" Um, that was me, but in group chats with my fans, it was weird You might also like We Didn’t Start The Fire Fall Out Boy [Verse 1] I've been sharing my life online for over 15 years I've poured my heart out to you and because of that I feel Like I'm talking to my friends, but, in the beginning of my career I didn't really understand that maybe there should be some boundaries there There were times in the DMs when I would overshare Details of my life, which was really weird of me I haven't done that for years, you see Because I changed my behavior, and I took accountability [Spoken] But that's not very interesting, is it? [Chorus] So let's go on the toxic gossip train The locomotive's fueled with hateful accusations The toxic gossip train Steamroll over someone's reputation Toxic gossip train Hop on board, but close your eyes, otherwise you'll realize That the train is made of lies and that person you despise Maybe didn't deserve to die But hey, at least you're havin' fun [Spoken] In all seriousness, I do think it's really important to hold people accountable for their mistakes Um, y'know, we should hope that everyone can learn from their mistakes And grow, and change their behavior, and be a better person This is something that I've always tried to do when I make mistakes And is something that I will continue to try t- what? Oh, you don't care? Oh, okay [Verse 2] I thought you wanted me to take accountability But that's not the point of your mob mentality, is it? No Your goal is to ruin the life of the person you despise While you dramatize your lies and monetize their demise [Spoken] Yeah, um, I feel like I can already hear the comments on this video "She's gaslighting, manipulating!" "Ugh, she's a narcissist and a rat!" "I would never make a mistake like that." [Verse 3] Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize That all of you are perfect, so please, criticize me Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past And stab me repeatedly in my bony little back I'm sure you're disappointed in my shitty little song I know that you wanted me to say that I was 100% in the wrong Well, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna take that route Of admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for clout [Verse 4] Hey everybody, I found someone new to harass She did some things that I do not like, in her past So everybody, gather 'round, 'cause we're about to attack But not based on facts, oh no Your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys You don't need any armor when you can hide behind a screen So, shoot me down, quick, with a click, and bam My reputation's deceased [Spoken] Uh, I also wanted to take a minute to talk about that girl, Miranda Sings You know the one, yeah her Uh, she's PG-13, it says that on my website [Verse 5] And it's always been that way And that's why you won't find my videos on the KZbin Kids app Anyway, um, I didn't realize it was my responsibility To decide what was appropriate for every kid to see I've always relied on parents to decide if they're comfortable With their families watching my KZbin videos or coming to my live shows Now, have I made some jokes in poor taste? Yes Have I made lots of dumb mistakes? Yes Am I sad that there's some fans that feel betrayed? Yes But was my intention to manipulate? No [Spoken] It doesn't really matter what my intention was 'Cause it seems as though everyone's already decided on that Let me tell you, it's not very fun to have millions of people all over the world Call you the most vile, horrendous, disgusting, life-ruining words That a person can be called, in my opinion Um, it doesn't matter that these things aren't true Uh, everyone just believes that you are the type of person who manipulates and abuses children So, I just wanted to say that, um The only thing that I've ever groomed is my two Persian cats I'm not a groomer, I'm just a loser [Verse 6] Who didn't understand I shouldn't respond to fans And I'm not a predator even though a lot of you think so Because 5 years ago, I made a fart joke So, even though I know this video won't change anyone's mind about me I still felt it was important to come on here and defend myself a little And take accountability And I also wanted to say that To anyone out there who has ever supported me in any capacity [Spoken] I really, really appreciate you, thank you For what it's worth, I never had any bad intentions But I do feel like shit [Chorus] The toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation Toxic gossip train You got a one way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train You tied me to the tracks and harassed me for my past Rumors look like facts when you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey Hope you had some fun [Spoken] Actually, y'know, I feel like maybe I should let you guys know something, um Seems like, maybe you're confused about something? I don't know Let me try to help, um [Verse 7] Sometimes people make a mistake and it doesn't make them a horrible person, whoa Sometimes people can make a mistake and they're still a good person Crazy, I know Sometimes people can make a mistake and you don't have to take that mistake, oh no And twist it up, and grind it, and add some lies to it, and pulverize it And stab it with knives, and ruin a life, and, oh no Sometimes people can make a mistake, it doesn't mean you gotta send them hate, oh no Sometimes people can make a mistake and you can kindly let them know, and help them to grow Sometimes people make mistakes, simply because they made a mistake? And that mistake doesn't make them a terrible human It just makes them a human [Spoken] But what do I know? Fuck me, right?

[@choco3424]

She said so much but somehow so little

[@hoibsh21]

@@choco3424 Repeat chorus -- THE TOXIC GOSssip TRAIN , COmin DOWN THE TRACTS SPITTIN FACTS , SHININ WAXIN YR ASS --- then you'll understand.

[@NovaNocturnus]

Omg thank you! I’ve been looking for these lyrics everywhere.

[@gabvylin]

the fallout boy lmao

[@outlet445]

when your apology video has a whole chorus, is it really an apology video?

[@Aceburn5]

WE TELLIN CHILDREN ABOUT OUR S🥚S LIFE WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🔥 🔥 💯 💯

[@the_kleetus-yeeyee48]

We’re victimizing ourselves with this one 🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@timeblade]

We’re embarrassing ourself with this one 🔥🔥💯💯🗣️🗣️🥶

[@jarnold]

WE SHOWING KIDS TRISHAS ONLYFANS WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🔥 🔥 💯

[@pixelatedaces7952]

and its still 5 minutes

[@boopadoop2819]

I love you toxicgossiptrain

[@elicitsilence]

This makes it slightly bearable. Could you suffer for us again and every time she lies speed up the vid 0.2x 👀

[@sedlyholmes3722]

She played the song in A Minor 😂

[@purgatory7180]

Song is pretty lit.

[@BashyMcBash]

WE MAKING IT OUT OF MANIPULATION STATION WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@mikelmontoya2965]

ART.

[@mleadenham1]

RIP auto-generated closed captioning.

[@thepurestchild]

WHY DOES THE SONG ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE GOOD IT PISSES ME OFF

[@hoibsh21]

Colleeen spillin tha TEA YeeeAAAAAAHHH !! LEGEND! !

[@CJ-222]

2:42 at 0.5x speed sounds like she's singing after drowning herself in 40 proof first 💀

[@setatimerforonehour]

PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@louern123]

impressive editing

[@Pozorrogo]

SORRIE I SNET PRONS TO A 14 YAER OLD BOY

[@decafdog]

BAHAHAHHAHAHAJAAJAJJSJAA

[@iHayd3n18]

ngl she does have a good voice

[@ThatKillerQuote]

Yeah but she forces her vibrato like Miranda

[@faithh8020]

compared to what miss piggy

[@SamuraiFoochs]

So does R. Kelly.

[@toxicgossiptrain]

@@SamuraiFoochs oh damn 👩‍🦲

[@SamuraiFoochs]

​@@toxicgossiptrainI mean, jussayin'.

[@breheh]

amazing content

[@toxicgossiptrain]

i forgot about this but looking back reminded me that i edited it into that polar express scene wayyy back when i made this video lol

[@parasiteman]

34th sub

[@U.dontknow_Amirah]

I didn’t know momo played the uke!

[@timeblade]

Stop this at 1.25 is too funny 💀

[@Rinshiga]

OMG😭😭

[@prod.halfnhalf]

hi.

[@spodreman7732]

I just realized, Her legal team told her not to say what she wanted to say, But she realized they never stopped her from singing, Except she still does an unreasonable amount of talking So even though your loophole was stupid, you didn’t even stick to it (honestly making the video as a whole was a bad idea, it’s gonna take way more than “toxic gossip train” to disprove the evidence, nor does it come close to “apologizing”)

[@bagaco420]

Put It in 2x and it's Still not watchable

[@flear-vee3925]

I Love men

[@merylmicroni8450]

👍 *Promosm*

[@ericcoleman7633]

Flat