hi.

going live soon on my twitch: / theadammcintyre
#colleenballinger

[@ellasophia9092]

adam had the chance to do the funniest thing possible and he did

[@jenniferharris4798]

YES!! And he did AMAZING!! F*CKING EPIC!!!!

[@LittleMissMusicals_26]

I was two seconds in and already dying with laughter

[@hunnybeezy]

I'd venture to say Adam was NOT the one to do this to 😂 she messed up big time

[@rosaliefedoruk5674]

ICONIC

[@ellaqluvx]

frr 💀💀

[@mckinleygracethomas]

i love how she denied every allegation and then said she’s taking accountability.

[@eminemilly]

"Sometimes people make a mistake" legit didn't even say she made a mistake ? I'm so lost shes an idiotic groomer

[@jasmineberman2797]

When she said she took accountability, I actually burst out laughing at her audacity 😂 Like ACCOUNTABILITY WHERE?!?

[@kelsilee8188]

LITERALLY, right at the beginning she invalidated everyone talking about her “mistakes” by calling them misinformation & rumors. this is such a manipulated & shitty “apology.”

[@Gaby-wj4vf]

Is the accountability in the room with us? 😬

[@nottoday-man]

The other videos she has made over the years, apologising for the same things over and over again is what she was talking about

[@FloatingSpaceKitten]

"In a post Shane Dawson world, we really can't say we're grooming cats anymore." That was so good

[@StephaniefromKC]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 “screenshots don’t LIE BUT YOU DO” lol “I can’t even play this thing” funniest person ever

[@queerbotanicalqueen]

@sweetvintagezoewhy!?

[@queerbotanicalqueen]

Her poor cat!

[@laurenmungaray3912]

​@@queerbotanicalqueenthey're sadistic

[@Awtuch]

FRRRR

[@lxlighty]

“I’m not a groomer. I’m just a loser.” Two things can be true at once, hun.

[@1-upking119]

Yoooooo 🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀

[@greenaxolotl8061]

Girl is Hannah Montana she is getting the best of both worlds!

[@_ed1tsX]

@@greenaxolotl8061frrr

[@magical64540]

ELECTRIC CHAIR.@@greenaxolotl8061

[@rxbiluhvrp]

@@greenaxolotl8061Damn😂

[@_v3nus_0]

“The rumor look like facts, if you don’t mind the gaps.” *she certainly didn’t mind the age gaps*

[@Moth-bt8im]

Underrated comment

[@kenziluvxx]

Fr

[@littlemix2008]

LOL

[@paigearchipley7848]

Oooooof good one

[@imjustapearl]

oop- 💀💀

[@kylin_55]

“If you don’t mind the gaps” she sure as hell didn’t mind the age gaps 😻

[@flintfoster8010]

LMAO TOO SOON

[@deadeyeddog]

NAAAAAAAHHHHHH😭☠️

[@JaikaFlores-mh5jn]

I LOVE THSI

[@aadasilander1653]

That's a good one omg

[@jemmahigh]

HAHAHAHAH

[@Luna-wc2ur]

the fact that she said "we all make mistakes" girl you can't compare making a mistake with grooming literal children THAT'S NOT A MISTAKE THAT'S A CRIME

[@snoozyq9576]

"I'm sorry I didn't know you were pPeERRfEcCTTT!"

[@FantasyTheSloth]

Exactly

[@Swag_Messiah519]

ON GOD bro. THANK YOU.

[@Dakotert]

Yeah like I'm pretty sure that if you murder someone or smth that a simple "It was a mistake" won't save you lol.

[@ineedsleep526]

unfortunately, grooming isn’t actually illegal...its just very morally wrong.

[@ravyndoughty926]

The way she silently stares at us as if WE did something wrong like girl please

[@urhypeboy]

FOR REAL

[@billieseyelashes]

I am here now a couple months later and I am terrified by just this!!

[@Lunar04503]

@@billieseyelashesfr she looks so scary in this video

[@maddy9736]

literally uncanny valley

[@MoshiMoshiMochialt]

Fr she just takes long pauses to be like 👁 _ 👁 And its so scary like she's staring at me through the screen. YO WHY DOES THE EMOJI EYE LOOK SO MUCH LIKE HER EYES IN THE VID???

[@isabellamorfitt841]

“If you don’t mind the gaps” Adam: “🎶what gaps🎶 Age gaps, Adam. The age gaps

[@trail2560]

STOPP- that's so true 😭✋

[@everythingforeveryone6178]

The irony of her playing an A minor song while being accused of grooming "A minor"

[@marijuanamisfit3341]

Didn't notice that but absolutely ironically hilarious.

[@saige81711]

OMG 💀

[@Liizzzziirr]

Yikes if she did that on purpose that feels sadistic 😭

[@t1ncans]

OH MY GOD HELPPPP😭😭😭😭

[@AnkothOfficial]

I'm pretty sure she did that on purpose

[@lanekp2014]

“i’m not a groomer i’m just a loser” is equivalent to James Charles’ “i’m not a pedo i was just desperate”

[@dear-pixel-heart]

Well said. All of this makes me feel so sad :( I feel grief that there are so many toxic influencers that genuinely don't take accountability, and just continue getting away with horrible things... I don't spend much time on the internet anymore because I can't cope with it. There's so much manipulation. I'm just glad that Adam has the strength and courage to stand up for himself in this particular situation

[@IggyBros]

That’s the exact comment I left on his last video! She literally took a page out of the James Charles Apology Hand Book! 🙈

[@jovana_kocic]

That. Right there

[@amyrosadohtf8414]

Perfect comment tbh lol

[@Alice-iu7gx]

What does "grommer" means, please?

[@ru1n3d_sanctu3ry]

as a musician, that ukulele was physically painful to me BUT HELP IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[@Nonsense_JARB]

In 30 years people are going to look back at the ukulele and say "Why is that illegal again??-- ohhhhh right, her..." •Kicks the ukulele then awkward silence "Lets go. :1"

[@alyzzandrakyermarchan8181]

same..

[@m310grass]

I figured out the first two chords Dmajb5add11 and Edimmin7 I think he might be a jazz genius

[@Sam-wq9vi]

chalk on a whiteboard 😭

[@madeleinereads]

The fact that Colleen diminished Becky's experience as just a "fart joke" is absolutely sickening. Sending love to Becky!

[@DJIncendration]

But it was a fart joke. Becky may have had an unpleasant time, but it was just intended as a fart joke, which is why Colleen calls it a fart joke.

[@Valentinothepissbabyboi]

It wasnt, it was sexual harrasment. She got harrased and also pulling a girl up and SPREADING HER LEGS?? SHES LIKE 14 AND A MINOR. IF U TAKE AWAY THE FART NOISES ITS SA?? TF 💀

[@Ethelkain]

@@DJIncendrationshe sexually assaulted a child and spread their legs in a room filled with grown men, lets be for real.

[@victorialorenfilm]

Sure. But another KZbinr described the issue with this pretty well - this was part of a well known p*rn bit where her (teenage) audience was incentivized to come to her show in provocative clothing, for attention. if they showed up dressed skimpy, she’d call them up on stage. imagine if a man did this? also, an adult, you should know better than to put a teenage girl in that position on stage. see the problem?

[@Stack-Japleton]

@@DJIncendration She never intended it as a fart joke

[@secvlarhaze]

How Colleen thought a SONG was the best way to respond to *GROOMING* allegations is insane 😭😭

[@idontremembermakingythandle]

That's how delusional she is.

[@Ryan-dg1ih]

Internet wouldnt accept it anyways tho

[@nancyhudson9283]

She’s insane

[@Imaginationboi]

she literally made a grooming JOKE in an "apology" vidoe for GROOMING wtf is wrong w/ her 💀

[@kelvisaisawesome]

@@Ryan-dg1ihbut you’d never know tho. Better be serious than SING a song. Talk about “tell me you’re trying to belittle someone without telling me”

[@JAY-CI4]

her pretending shes about to cry and then going into the chorus of the song again was the most insane thing ive ever seen lmao

[@mightymeatymech]

Painfully cringe lmaoo

[@JAY-CI4]

@@mightymeatymech right lmao like that genuinely made me feel sick

[@TheLauraVEffect]

Whack job

[@katrinakeith8066]

Now that’s manipulation Station!

[@mariissaak]

It was like when you’re at church and you want a song to end, but that shit keeps going

[@elsv12]

“in a post-shane dawson world, we can’t really say we’re grooming cats” IM CACKLING ADAM I LOVE YOU

[@babyohana4796]

Just imagine the cashier’s face when Adam bought that ukulele😭😭😭

[@theeditgurl7274]

“Why are you buying a ukulele today? Trying something new?” “Don’t ask you wouldn’t understand”

[@DumbassArtist666]

"So why are you buying a ukulele?" "To respond to a song about a groomer"

[@phoreverdead3365]

She's a literal "theater kid" and actress. Every calculated pause and sadness beat is insanely obvious. I can't believe there's some channels reporting on this falling for her sadness acting.

[@coolpumpkins453]

Yeah this is what I said except she’s not a theater kid, she’s a damn theater ADULT🤕

[@kamariamcginn2411]

That’s exactly what I was thinking! She’s an actress and everything in that video was so fucking calculated to make people feel bad for her. You can tell so easily that she’s acting and people are still falling for it

[@heatherhillman9605]

I PEED!!!!! Adam you are gold!!!😂❤

[@FabiolaMacabre]

Wait WHOS FALLING FOR THIS? 😅 😂

[@FabiolaMacabre]

@@coolpumpkins453 I actually think she’s stuck in that theatre kid mentality

[@BlueDragon-vm1bt]

You are genuinely strong as hell for this. I don't know how you learned to stand up for yourself so firmly, against someone so influential, for so long, but it's incredible. I have mad respect for you, and I'm so glad you're finally getting justice.

[@nonono2048]

colleen: "won't survive in the gaps but hey" adam: "what gaps" age gaps

[@AlexanderHamiltonTheOG]

💀💀

[@alexandrarenee4323]

Clever asf.

[@fragile_dolly]

LMAO

[@m1cha3l_aft0nn]

THE WAY MY EYES OPENED SO WIDE

[@Stan__Marsh]

THIS-

[@knightenvy5409]

I love how adam got progressively better at playing the ukelele

[@babyinvasion]

A true virtuoso

[@f0rtun3d]

Fax

[@TheReluctantVlogger]

The indignance he felt moved through his fingers and found a way to make it into music. This is like noisy punk on a ukulele. Full of justified anger.

[@Karin-fj3eu]

​@@TheReluctantVloggerliterally

[@cosmicredeemer3109]

Got better?🤨🤔

[@UnsolicitedThoughtsOfARose]

My favorite part is how she goes from "I didn't do anything, it's all a lie" to "everyone makes mistakes."

[@Meth_Addict]

LMAO

[@dunsparce4prez560]

Right? She contradicts herself with every line

[@NokoFace]

Seriously it starts as "I did nothing wrong. Stop lying" and then ended at "Everyone makes mistakes. We're all human." Okay, Colleen. What mistake did you make? We want you to admit it, and take accountability, like you said.

[@joltyflare]

Well, y'all hive-minds will mob her either way, even if she takes accountability. Y'all look like idiots acting like you wouldn't do the same if someone found one of the bad things you did

[@The_Velvet_Vixen]

​@@NokoFace Not to mention the "I believe everyone should learn to take accountability for their actions and grow as a person" without taking any accountability in the video. 💀

[@yoavhaklai6819]

I'm happy Colleen made that video, it became SO famous and it got more people's attention to the situation. I had no idea who Colleen was before I saw a video titled "Colleen's apology but every time she lies it speeds up"

[@andrewfogarty109]

she legit ruined herself by posting it 😭 no one knew abt it until she ‘apologized’ and it became a trend.

[@darksparkyshark430]

Meme propogation sure is interesting!

[@Hypersonix67899]

Musta been light speed at the end💀

[@sishere7768]

no bc same i had no idea who she even was 💀

[@picklegod2576]

Yes same but I learned everything she did it makes me sick now

[@miamaliaukaite2311]

the irish accent makes this way funnier than it should be

[@danikadore]

colleen: “im taking accountability” adam: is the accountability in the room with us??

[@baseddepartment1502]

i actually burst out laughing at this comment

[@skullykittie9889]

"I'm taking accountability." Oh, so she's a thief now also.

[@beepmeepxoxo]

😂😂😂😂

[@stayforever9332]

Time stamp ?

[@SamiiRSMT]

​@@stayforever9332not a real quote, it's just what fa9s say

[@zevvie2232]

Colleen: apologize: ❌ take responsibility: ❌ make a song denying and lying about everything: ✅

[@laurenholmes5746]

Even weirder that she openly spoke about being accountable but yet didn’t take accountability?

[@itshermit5749]

And kind of blaming her audience for believing obvious evidence

[@Ireiplier]

Fr lmao

[@totallytoffy]

apologize: ❌ take responsibility: ❌ make a song about how you did apologize and take responsibilty even though you didn't: ✅

[@sophiemyatt4773]

You literally need to take this to court. You deserve justice for what you went through. Supporting you 100% Adam, I'm so sorry for what happened to you, and I'm sorry for her insensitive excuse of an apology x

[@joe-xs7wr]

I mean his hinted in videos that it probably is going to go to court he keeps to talking about things happening but can't talk about them that plus the fact that Colleen felt the need to hire a defense team for some reason makes it feel more like there will be at least a civil case if not a criminal case

[@sophiemyatt4773]

@joe-xs7wr I really hope there will be in the end, it's so unjust what all the victims have endured

[@Itsliz1984]

I love how she's positioned herself in a way to look so tiny as if "little me, couldn't do all this"

[@Idiot_TaylorsVersion]

And she keeps speaking in past tense to make it seem like she was their age when she was doing this because it’s not a crime to be doing and saying the things she was doing and saying to them when you’re the same age as them. “many years ago” “when I was younger” “I used to”

[@mariaalexandra585]

“I’m not a groomer, I’m just a loser” is actually the exact argument that my groomer made in court when trying to fight a statutory case (I wish this was a joke)

[@boepullen-zl3nx]

im so sorry xxx

[@bartholemewwaheed4252]

that’s insane im so sorry

[@catinapeanut]

Wow that says a lot

[@laurathomas3109]

Literally the look she gives at the beginning is exactly the same look mine would give me. It’s oddly disarming and threatening at the same time, when Its to the victim… but to 6 million people… no one’s falling for that

[@muffindayo]

I hope you are doing better now, stay safe

[@Ag41022]

Honestly wish my parents did divorce court like this.

[@LindsayCatherine]

Thank you for this 😂

[@amyevans5273]

Great comment

[@alishac5096]

This comment feels like an achievement, I’m not sure if interpretive puppetry could also be involved, maybe some paper mache. Winner gets the respect of the judge and your children. ❤

[@korinneperry2475]

PLEASE

[@Itz_irisxxx]

My respect for this guy📈📈📈📈

[@jennyneedsmeds]

“So now we’re getting on a train” 😭

[@stellbell4u]

the way she literally thought this out, planned it, wrote the song, sung it, played it, recorded the whole thing, captioned it, and put it up here edit- thanks for 2.5k likes!

[@pooftaproductions]

In ONE take

[@hopegold883]

Yeah. If that doesn’t back up what she’s saying. Clearly she truly does have no friends.

[@maeday6]

And u kno she done multiple takes too 😂😂 shes so pathetic

[@annacatherineandrews]

She truly believes what she’s “singing”

[@loriann8343]

And make money off it too!!

[@kenziecullen4434]

“I’m not a groomer, I’m just a loser.” Aww don’t sell yourself so short, Colleen. You’re both! 🫶

[@arianopoien]

I-

[@chihiro____]

I DIED

[@amac6421]

😂

[@JobinPerformance]

💀🤣 This is the comment I came here for.

[@grace.j.mccartney]

fr 😭😭

[@Music_is_life_hehe]

Colleen: “Miranda Sings is PG 13” Also Colleen: Makes a Miranda Sings episode for her son

[@zharx_]

11:39 "How do you play this thing?" As a ukulele player, this is funny.

[@ivyabbott1695]

The fact that she truly believes she is the victim in this situation is rather shocking

[@_luckicharms]

That's how narcissists are. They refuse to take accountability and think they are the victim.

[@MeilynLam]

WRDDDD

[@lovelywater9484]

It’s scary and dangerous

[@badcat5667]

She knows she's in the wrong, don't let her fool you ‼️

[@sheridanvance7426]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@thomasobrien1841]

There is nothing more savage than making a parody of your groomer’s “apology”. Mad respect for you sir.

[@si3916]

FRR!!

[@wmurd]

What was the grooming?

[@ROIKKKK]

@@wmurdI don't really want to describe it because it's quite disturbing, but there's screenshots and evidence of her saying and doing vile things.

[@biggestbeelstan]

@@wmurd so, she sent nudes of trisha paytas to minors, sent lingerie to adam, being weird to her fans at shows (literally making a little boy stick his hand in her pants, and spreading a minors legs on stage) and way way more.

[@RealBlockbit]

@@ROIKKKK its not too graphic supposedly

[@CrybabyDolly]

It makes me so happy to see this has one fifth of the views Colleens vid has yet has like twenty times the likes Lets be real Adam deserves the world

[@mjlynch2842]

the way "WHERRRE" has become a part of my daily vocabulary since this video

[@nicolasmiranda853]

The fact that Adam transposed this to a lower key so he could sing along but also with the unintended effect of making her sound terrifying is absolutely brilliant

[@amandasmith9398]

😂😊❤

[@abigail71636]

It's funny that he transposed it but still doesn't know how to play ukulele is great

[@zee-kat]

I think it was more for copyright reasons

[@beauuuuu5874]

@@zee-katI’m not sure if she was sending out copyright strikes when this was uploaded

[@pinkcatminht]

​@@beauuuuu5874still could have been precautionary

[@Ariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii1]

Colleen: “the toxic gossip train” Adam: “so now we’re getting on a train” Why did I find this so funny 💀

[@moderator_atagi]

frrrr

[@skzm3l]

LLMAOOOOOOOOOOO YES

[@Josh_u]

Lmfao

[@whatthefrackisthisshitz6785]

Same, but the thing I laughed wt the most was Garfield

[@Just_Lyss]

Then the part where he's like "who are you talking to" and looks around like who tf

[@g4bss69]

This is so funny. Idk why just seeing you do this to Colleen made me feel so satisfied ALSO THE SHANE DAWSON JOKE 😭😭

[@alexandragarcia4824]

This was literally the only way I could watch her whole video. Thank you. So sorry you had to go through this. I used to be a fan of Colleen’s and I can’t believe this was happening this whole time.

[@luckyastro5728]

if she didnt want anyone boarding this 'toxic gossip train' then she shouldnt have sold the tickets

[@soulgamer8774]

I swear, this comment needs to be spammed on the original video.

[@soulgamer8774]

@itslikeapolaroidlove that’s true, but then again… will she really be upset if she didn’t get views from a couple people

[@KTGMetalheadSwiftie]

That's good!

[@sketchky]

REAL SHIT

[@soulgamer8774]

@itslikeapolaroidlove fair enough

[@audreeware900]

The fact that she admitted to making mistakes but then said she didn’t do anything wrong, never had bad intentions, and never apologized is beyond me…

[@smbledsoe21]

The contradictions in her video are absolutely mind blowing

[@snottyxbih8529]

​@@smbledsoe21 SO MANYY CONTRADICTIONS ITS ABSOLUTELY CRAZZY 🤦🏽‍♀️ it literally had me yelling at the tv

[@AllEmerald]

It’s called crazy making and it’s what narcissists do

[@cheriecherrypop8160]

Soo Many ppl are somehow seeing the ”mistake”. ”everyone makes colleen. Still love you” and saying there was accountability But personally the accountability i’m seeing must be invisible bc i can’t see any

[@dsfmdiya7500]

I’m a Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney fan and the urge I had the whole time to scream: ‘OBJECTION!!!’ is immeasurable

[@chuuyashusbandd]

15:20 “the only thing ive ever groomed is my two persian cats” “youve also groomed children”

[@soap2958]

im convinced she’s convinced *herself* she’s innocent. I mean, she already having conversations with imaginary 13 yo friends, what’s a step further?? plus, idk how else she could have the balls to do this. just absolutely insane

[@ozharms]

What balls?

[@alyzzandrakyermarchan8181]

since when she's trans

[@elliet5771]

I just want to make a point: SHE WAS INVITED AND WENT TO THE KIDS CHOICE AWARDS. Like girl don't tell us your audience isn't made of kids. Also Adam this was hilarious. Despite all the shit she's put you through I hope you're proud of yourself. What a QUEEN✨️✨️

[@yeahweregood]

PG-13 content is nominated at the Kids Choice awards all the time and no one bats an eye so this isn’t that great of a point

[@gabriellesmith4552]

LITERALLY!!!

[@Daisydelamor]

Aw with James! And David! ❤

[@Daisydelamor]

@@yeahweregoodjust because u say content is pg13 doesn’t meant anything especially on KZbin she literally just said it that’s all

[@fogwyg6366]

RIGHT ADAM IS SO STRONG HE KNEW IN TIME SHE WOULD MAKE HER OWN PLATFORM/TRAIN CRASH!!!

[@bethanykay5868]

this is hilarious in so many ways but I’m crying over the fact you didn’t learn a single ukulele chord and just WENT FOR IT. Yes Adam.

[@whysosour935]

fr he didn’t even need to learn it this was from the heart 🤧🙌

[@juliasings6131]

​@@whysosour935and that's why it's so beautiful

[@clairemason5922]

Did you see it’s for sale “ only used once “ 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@nars314]

He can call it "organic playing" and sell the rights to his version for more then. Organic stuff is always worth more.

[@wallowing5175]

it’s not even tuned 😭

[@reneenoriega4524]

21:30 Adam's face describes very well my general sentiment about her video 💀 like homegirl really thought she was doing something

[@RJIS]

Not only is this video informative and HILARIOUS (seriously Adam you are a comedic genius), but I also like how you stuck up for Becky here. You’re amazing, thank you Adam

[@DJIncendration]

It was a fart joke, a fart sound was played.

[@AlexTheTransAndNerdyRaccoon]

​@@DJIncendrationShe got a kid with a short skirt to go up on stage while she spread her legs far apart and proceeded to make fart jokes while traumatizing the kid

[@user-mv5zt8qd9l]

@@DJIncendration while a girl was being touched inappropriately on stage. What's your point?

[@RJIS]

@@DJIncendration wrong moron

[@TylerKoester]

The thought of Adam angrily buying a ukulele is hilarious on its own.

[@jordanblack8015]

My thoughts exactly! The thought of it just makes it even more amazing!

[@cheyennemichelle3960]

Literally.. I am crying, wheezing, dying

[@rainbowsANchocolate]

HAHAHAHAHA I CHOKED OM MY WATER STOP IT YALL LMAO

[@kathrynwhitbeck9798]

lMao

[@grimundertaker]

This is the best thing ever haha

[@JustClaribel]

The contrast between her dreamy ukelele playing and Adam’s nightmare ukelele playing is a perfect analogy for her lies and her reality

[@mhrb44]

💯

[@jantesa]

I was waiting for someone to point this out, accidentally perfect

[@amyevans5273]

Truth

[@jessicahoward48]

dreamy is generous

[@JustClaribel]

@@jessicahoward48 I know! I just couldn’t think of another word

[@NouraTheOneAndOnly]

The way Adam responds to her is just beautiful.

[@reinstate317]

I knew she was vile, but THAT vile… sending love to you Adam. Thank you so much for speaking out. You’re so brave. You deserved better.

[@Ro-sv2ly]

The fact this woman is a mother and sees nothing wrong with how she interacts with children scares me

[@BhappyD]

It’s actually bone chilling. Those kids desperately need some serious protective measures put in place, being entirely surrounded by adults who groom and interact with children in highly inappropriate ways, while finding child abuse, in the form of targeted predatory tactics directed towards minors, to be classified as “funny” and “comedy.” Truly terrifying to have a mother this narcissistic and detached from reality, who has zero concept of how adults are expected to behave around minors (something that should come easily to ANY healthy minded adult), all at the age of 36 years old! Freaking 36!!! I’m 30 myself, and never did, nor ever would have done, anything she has done and said with minors, even when I was 18. Heck, I wouldn’t have behaved in such delusional and predatory ways when I was under the age of 18 either, and I MORE than knew it was wrong then. But she wants to claim that it is a “mistake” that a 30+ year old GROWN ADULT woman, with a FULLY developed brain, groomed and interacted with minors in HIGHLY inappropriate ways, and that she didn’t know better? No ma’am. Absolutely not. That’s not the kind of behavior you “grow” from. That is a complete lack of conscience and morality, and that doesn’t resolve itself in the span of a couple years. Her insult of an “apology” video proved the opposite of her intent, which was that she is still the same person she always has been. There has been no change. No growth. No accountability. Accidentally locking your keys in your car, or accidentally calling someone by the wrong name are mistakes. Grooming minors and interacting with them in highly inappropriate (and illegal) ways for YEARS as a 30+ year old adult woman is a deliberate CHOICE, and not one that is made by good people. The audacity, delusion and narcissism of this woman is astronomical. So extremely disturbing. God help her kids.

[@forestwizard1483]

I think she does she it but admitting to this ruins her life even more. It is not as simple as apologizing because the accusations are serious. She could serve time. She is trying to prevent any true responsibility because she knows the consequences. And can anyone actually think this will go anywhere considering all of the other nasty youtubers are still out there making content.

[@s4leeha]

It's so concerning

[@amandal3762]

@@forestwizard1483it makes me sad that she’ll probably never serve time 😞

[@Itsmejessyyy]

Yesssss!!! Those kids need protection. Even her brother and all those kids they have. They always give me a weird very weird vibe.

[@SakkaraKirax]

It feels even weirder because you can tell she didn't just rehearse the song, but every expression, every melancholic stare into the distance, every voice tremor. It was like a theatre piece.

[@pisspls]

shes been working on it for four weeks

[@carysjones1906]

YESS!!! THIS, EXACTLY THIS!

[@Iblamethebarrels]

It was so narcissistic

[@michat3010]

It's terrifying to think she rehearsed this so many times and she still thought this was a good idea.

[@mobbagg0812]

Yes!! It felt very disingenuous like she was trying to imitate emotions.

[@mermaidaughter7]

As former victim myself please don't ever let them silence you. She can lie to the gullible but she can't lie to rest of us . We are here to raise awareness not be silence 🎉

[@Jangoop]

the only gaps in the story were the ones between colleens teeth

[@noturacclol]

I am actually so happy she made this song. She is now not just a horrendous person. She is also a meme

[@Graces_version]

💀

[@mht4908]

It also gave Adam the chance to take his voice back and make the funniest comeback ever

[@teakthemeek1612]

fair tbh its even funnier because it just drew MORE attention to the whole thing.

[@noturacclol]

@@mht4908 Omg yes! He made the best comeback ever!

[@melonyrobinson9944]

I'm just glad it's given everyone youtuber on the platform new video content

[@ratcastled]

i’m just imagining her in her fuckin room like writing these rhymes about child grooming and being like FUCK THAT WAS A BANGER FUCKING RHYME

[@monsieurfrancoise]

😂😂😂

[@acutelilmint8035]

Sociopath. Guilty people see they did nothing wrong.

[@user-hs5sx4yv2k]

ok but the "mind the gap" line wasnt bad- shes evil tho

[@faungelic]

i love ur pfp

[@C_H_U_]

NGL she probably cried and had an epiphany… when she said “ALL ABOAAAAARRRRRDD”… “omg that was great”…

[@chasnfireflies317]

You are just too precious, Adam! Your mom gets cheetah stripes for being a boss mom also!! Good for both of you ♥︎

[@13idiotsinmyhead]

13:50 ✨YeT AgAiN✨

[@artsy_h0e28]

I love the part where she sings about not being manipulative but spends the entire song trying to get people to feel bad for her lmao

[@NattyBurz]

Oh and don't forget the part where she says you're gonna comment calling her manipulative anyway to dismiss anyone who tries to hold her responsible

[@TonksRose]

​@@ville__Colleen stop using burner accounts

[@SeekersSupernatural]

Literally the end when she gets all quiet and downtrodden and sings about manipulation station, maam you’re literally manipulating everyone with this shit song

[@All-ze9cl]

and the part where she critiques us for "monetizing her demise" when her video is longer than ten minutes and she can receive monetization from it.

[@rompa8421]

This isn’t a “lmao” moment like tf

[@bobdaguy7707]

I can’t get out of my head the thought of Colleen in a courtroom having to testify, and she just pulls out the ukulele again

[@gokairedwillcipher]

Your honor I'm soooorryyy

[@Meadowy]

🎶toxic gossip court🎶

[@rachelpauley6843]

😂😂😂😂

[@dawnsmith9596]

@@Meadowy LOL!

[@user-du4gw]

LMFAOO I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ALL REAALLL

[@shadygirlxoxo]

The most iconic response ever. Don’t ever change Adam, you’re a treasure!

[@ariannapersechini8836]

Man this is actually so funny. Your timing is incredible

[@chloembm]

The fact that Colleen wrote her song, practiced it over and over, recorded it with I'm sure several takes, and STILL thought it was a good idea, just boggles my mind.

[@mblabezza]

She really thought she ate 😂

[@MichelleOneida]

She had to have rehearsal and more than one take and LINES BECAUSE I improv as a job and rhymes are fuxking hard. This was a straight take, with perfected timing and I am so mad.

[@bestwaifuonearth]

you mean to tell me she didnt freestyle this? LMAOO that's peak millennial intellect

[@nichellejnolan]

Acutely unhinged... cannot believe she thought it was the best way to go

[@999JWforever]

The last part when she's gonna end the vid but sings some more lol

[@-LACE-]

Her strategic “intimidating” eye contact is actually crazy.

[@JessicaRVA]

Yes!!!!!!

[@xxnxx845]

it's goofy😭

[@getyeet5443]

and then she breaks it when she wants you to feel bad for her😨😨

[@Jellieisbi]

It’s creepy

[@yellowroses7595]

she looks absolutely insane

[@Catsareverycool._.]

what gaps? age gaps. 👀👀

[@kusomiku]

I like that he questions how to play the ukulele halfway through lol

[@patriotfox77]

I saw a comment that said, "Colleen stop playing in a minor that's how you got into this mess." I couldn't stop laughing at that. I'm so sorry for everything you went through and I hope you're having a FEILD day with her lack of apology, you go off queen. 😂

[@Leeny.]

Omg!😂😂

[@yulimoonshine]

Oh my god hahaha

[@sawdahrahman837]

LMFAOOO 💀💀💀💀

[@ce-le-ste]

This comment made my day 😂 In all seriousness yes whoever was affected by this, that all love and healing come your way ❤

[@HeisenbergFam]

Adam's ukulele apology is 100x better, pure crystal 99.1% art, respect

[@hippychick420]

Right. Love this dude. He deserves a real apology.

[@1moola]

This is the third response video I've seen with Ukulele. Mika's Rhetoric was one, The Canadian Dad guy, and I forget who else. It's now a thing!

[@laurensparanormalreviewsan860]

He should bring out a record...get a record deal 😂

[@bedro_0]

username checks out

[@thecolleenmarie_]

I swear this video is one of my favorites this year. 6:54 is the best. Btw, this whole situation is wild af. I’m in my 30s and this is just not appropriate - a whole grown ass woman behaving like a child; always thought she was gross.

[@disastrouslifeofsaikik]

The awful horrible playing of adam’s ukelele of truth and colleen’s beautiful playing of ukelele of lies tells a lot 💀

[@anarahm]

I think it also captures the trope of ugly truth and sugarcoated lies as well (the way the ukeleles are played)

[@SarenSiri]

Colleen: "I'm not a groomer, just a loser" you can be both sweetie

[@Deeyemz]

a grooser, if you will

[@Jeremy-Kyle]

Groomer, loser tomato tomahto

[@Feminazi1dc]

I think it’s hilarious how y’all are using the word groom so easily now. This society is seriously pathetic . Lmfao.

[@cassierhodes1191]

YEEEEES

[@thefoxcritic1]

copied

[@matildamartin-zh6tv]

this is obviously, very serious stuff but ADAM u are a fucking comedian, this shit had me laughing all throughout. LOVVVEE

[@aaaabbbbyyyy]

Rewatching purely for support

[@lainistyping]

This feels like witnessing a historic moment. The worst KZbin apology in history countered by the best response in history.

[@bombedbybex]

this made me cackle /pos

[@jelly_elli]

Fun fact: Colleen’s song was played in A Minor. *DO WITH THAT WHAT YOU WILL*

[@NicoleMaryDjanie]

Oh my god 💀💀

[@alexismariaotero]

She's telling on herself without telling on herself. That would be wild.

[@oddcrafter1270]

😱

[@TheMaxGuy]

"Uhm, according to my calculations, it's actually G Major" 🤓

[@abigail71636]

No it isn't. It's in G Major. She never even plays an A Minor chord. The chord progression is G, G7, C, Cm. WHICH ACTUALLY IS A CHORD PRGRESSION FROM PAUL MCCARTNEY'S TOO MANY PEOPLE IN 1971 She done stole from the greatest songwriter to make an apology that he wouldn't approve of.

[@Amoriahh]

“ThE OnlY ThInG Is My 2 PeRSiAN CaTs, Im NoT A GrOomEr JuSt A LoSeR🤓🥺”

[@Music-tb3qc]

Adam really has a bright future ahead because how can you be so talented?! Singing witty lyrics, editing, giving video ideas, etc that actually made a youtuber's career (I'm talking only about his talent) and having more maturity than most adults! Honestly it's refreshing to see victims standing up for themselves and being their true selves! You go Adam❤ more power to you❤

[@Mangobookworm]

Her message is “ the victims are lying” real class act Colleen. Grow up

[@h.s.6037]

Ahhhhhh... the ole DARVO tactic...!!! (acronym for "deny, attack, and reverse victim and offender")

[@esperanza___]

Her attitude is truly infuriating and disgusting

[@le3582]

As a ukulele player, Adam’s video is so much more creative because he consistently changes chords and Colleen only plays the G chord until the chorus and in general she only plays like 3 chords. But Adam shows his incredible range and his knowledge of ukulele chords 😊

[@sialmfao]

and he progressively gets better throughout the video

[@datjasminecat]

Real

[@NegativeReferral]

He occasionally hits nice accidental jazz

[@Troubled_waters]

Colleen be like ✨ IslAnD StRuM iN kEy Of C ✨

[@FITASFACK]

She's a snake

[@vvmpiire]

just come back to this. deserves an oscar LMFAO

[@vioara_nyc]

RIGHT

[@dantesantini6168]

you made her song slightly more bearable to listen to, thank you!

[@maddyc2412]

Downplaying child grooming as a 'mistake' is so disgusting

[@kitcat9245]

How was it in anyway grooming

[@elliepuente6288]

@@kitcat9245she literally asked minors for ass pics

[@maddyc2412]

@@kitcat9245 you are delusional and disgusting. If you need it explained to you how sending children your underwear and asking them their favourite sex position is grooming then you are either a) mentally lacking or b) also a groomer. Either way fucking ew

[@RealMissAmerica]

​@@kitcat9245It's the exact definition lmfao

[@jiminsmochicheekies]

@@kitcat9245Look at the screenshots they’re fucking everywhere.

[@Olitoia]

Fucking good on you for turning this into a further joke because that’s all that video was. It’s so easy to silence victims and you refused to be silence. All of the love & healing in the world to you ❤

[@db4everr]

@@ville__imagine thinking someone who was 13 getting groomed and traumatized for years by a GROWN woman who knew the childs age and knew that its wrong to speak to children the way she did is insane. n then for you to call the child at the time “toxic” is absolutely disgusting

[@Somethingbaddotjpeg]

@@ville__with your ai voice and doctored screenshots. Get off the internet

[@stfufag43535]

@@ville__weirdo 💀

[@user-mv5zt8qd9l]

Lmao looks like ville got the ban hammer. Their channel is empty

[@braileyvine9629]

Just subscribed! Supporting Adam’s voice in this situation. Her calling her actions “weird” and not WRONG tells me everything I need to know. Oh my God the gaslighting in her video is SCARY.

[@K8rtotsnKermitsauce]

ADAM. You legend. You are so strong through all this! ❤🎉

[@fujoshipeanut5074]

Colleen is unhinged. Her facial expression says it all

[@beomgiyuu]

the empty smiles, The dead stare at the camera is just.. wow.

[@thatgirl5630]

Her face rlly does look insane, like she looks ANGRY

[@hashhbrwn]

you can tell shes a gaslighter💀

[@beomgiyuu]

@@hashhbrwn too real because what..

[@hollypierce3076]

Right??!! And every single blog up until that video, shes on it crying like a child about how hard her life is ....😐😐😑😐😐😐😐 All those videos show you how much of a narcissist she is.

[@kathrynbuel4292]

As an SA survivor, I thank you for not letting her or anyone else silence you. You are so brave and I may not know you personally but I am so proud of you.

[@watsonsophie23]

she didn't sa him?

[@TRVLEXU]

​@watsonsophie23 she still groomed him. Sexual or not, it's still not ok.

[@pissapocalypse]

​@watsonsophie23 Well I consider sticking a child's hand down your pants to be assault. It didn't happen to Adam, but it happened to another kid.

[@ish81869]

Y’all need to stop comparing what he went through to what I went through.. He didn’t go through SA.. not the same experience.

[@TRVLEXU]

@ish81869 who are you?? Not trying to be rude but I'm legit confused.

[@snakerose1518]

I am sorry for her children...

[@dreamtobefree9915]

here a year later and it feels like it was yesterday, still can't believe this happened

[@paytonlutz7178]

“I’m not a groomer, I’m just a loser” Girl you can get the best of both worlds!!!

[@abbykluever]

FRRRR

[@uFreakMeowt]

lmfaooo

[@thehermitthetower1126]

Lol

[@beshafamin]

STOPPPPPPPP

[@jasl9987]

Best comment!

[@QueenCreeps]

"In a post-Shane Dawson world, we really can't say that we're grooming cats anymore." I'M DEAD 💀 You're incredible, Adam, never stop 💖

[@Daisydelamor]

Ok THIS IS SO CRAZY someone needs to investigate if she is effing her cats!

[@nugwuga]

Hope she isn’t pulling a Shane Dawson 😶

[@Brandz420]

I DIEDDDDD

[@katsukibakugo3781]

LMAOOOO

[@kupotenshi]

🤣🤣

[@BaggedRanchGirl]

Yeah, sometimes people make a mistake and it doesn’t make them a horrible person, but sometimes people DO make a mistake and it DOES make them a terrible person. That’s why the crimes of stealing a shirt and killing a man are different.

[@Salsa0.01]

Colleen: ”I’m not a groomer, just a loser” babe you’re both

[@maddieknower]

no

[@henleyklassy]

@@maddieknoweryes

[@AlexeBriand2002]

@@henleyklassynope

[@kelseywilson4228]

My exact thought was…those aren’t mutually exclusive dude. It’s possible to be both. Lol

[@lillian_cash]

right 🙄

[@cindygrape]

Colleen: "was it my intention to manipulate? No" Also Colleen: "Maybe you're confused" 💀💀

[@RowanMoonglow]

😂💀

[@AmberTurdsShittyBedsheet]

*It attacked itself in confusion.*

[@gptheog4667]

"people are gonna say I'm gaslighting, but it was just a fart joke.. that girl has no right to feel tramautiiiiiized"....

[@Sanas_Shy_Language]

@@sweetcakesunny259so people who groom children should be let off if they haven’t done it in three years?

[@Terminallyposessed]

@@sweetcakesunny259 She's still a bad person and I feel bad for you