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@cpcoultertweedles72166 жыл бұрын
"Give me some non-violent news, Chris!" "..." "Give me some news, Chris." The complete resignation in his voice in that moment makes that part of the skit the best.
@Reesej05202 жыл бұрын
“I slashed up Seal’s face again”
@NexusKin Жыл бұрын
"Has any of this affected my record sales?" "No, oddly enough it hasn't." That's the core of the problem right there.
@sergeante4472 Жыл бұрын
Facts………
@Laneous14 Жыл бұрын
Nearly every single woman so offended by what Trump said have gladly supported actual woman beater Chris Brown for a decade. Fucking hypocrites.
@sugarqbs11 ай бұрын
odd to think that you could’ve gotten away with this 10 years ago, things feel a bit different now
@prw569 ай бұрын
@@sugarqbs Not really, his primary audience didn't care then and I don't think they care anymore now, not about him being a violent asshole anyway.
@prometheustv65589 ай бұрын
He’s not even good at music
@theicarusproject45139 жыл бұрын
"How did you run over a whole band?" "It was hard! Some of them was on the sidewalk"
@chrisbyerly8 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he asked how and not why.
@danshylboodhoo24556 жыл бұрын
No, "how" was the correct word here. "Why" would imply he wanted to know the reason behind his behavior. He meant "how" as in "how could you, morally?", so "how" is still correct.
@stevengillooly45496 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Chraan6 жыл бұрын
+Danshyl Boodhoo English is weird.
@AmazingAutist5 жыл бұрын
@@Chraan not any more than any other language. Don't get me started on Japanese. Seriously don't. They have three alphabets.
@isleschild9 жыл бұрын
"Has any of this affected my record sales?" "... No. Oddly enough, it hasn't."
@mightyfaggot74129 жыл бұрын
omg you watched the same video? wuuuut
@isleschild9 жыл бұрын
MightyFaggot actually, i didn't. why, was that line in there?
@roberthall8519 жыл бұрын
Annoyedbythisreminder LOOOOOOL somebody just got fucked up!
@mightyfaggot74129 жыл бұрын
Annoyedbythisreminder unfortunately, yes.
@ChoKeWanKa9 жыл бұрын
Thanks man!!! :D
@alja3438 жыл бұрын
"It was hard man, some of those fuckers were on the fucking sidewalk!" oh my god hahahah
@JaimeEskobar8 жыл бұрын
They always be singing about moves like jagger and shit, sing about my moves maroon 5 xD loool
@kerim630006 жыл бұрын
Have the 800 buddy
@trentonsmith75802 жыл бұрын
Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna do a couple of morning talk shows. You're gonna apologize and you're gonna sing some Maroon 5 and you're gonna cry when you sing them!
@POlSED2 жыл бұрын
@@trentonsmith7580 and no more vehicular assault, and no punching.
@indifference1015 Жыл бұрын
@@POlSED I punched Eminem
@gewgulkansuhckitt90867 жыл бұрын
Christ Brown: "I murdered Sisqo." Publicist: "Ohhhhhh, maybe no one will notice." Tabloid: "Chris Brown Kills Unknown Guy"
@talhazahere35875 жыл бұрын
YOOO!!! I love Christ Brown. Specifically when he died for our sins.
@anthonykerr35095 жыл бұрын
I actually thought they meant Cisco from the Flash for a minute there, but we would all notice if he left.
@lanceknuth53004 жыл бұрын
I would have cared if they were talking about Avery Brooks.
@NoOther14 жыл бұрын
@@anthonykerr3509 This comment is especially ironic in a world where he (the musician, not the Flash guy) appeared as a guest star on the Legends of Tomorrow finale.
@anthonykerr35094 жыл бұрын
NoOther1 I stopped watching. I just couldn’t with any of them anymore.
@SorakuFett9 жыл бұрын
"I got into a scuffle with 2Pac." "... He's alive?!" "No, I dug him up!"
@militarybull86299 жыл бұрын
SorakuFett The Cringe!! he got cremated :'(
@germanvisitor29 жыл бұрын
magnus ellefsrud Then who is the guy he dug up?
@militarybull86299 жыл бұрын
germanvisitor2 DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN
@artpauley21169 жыл бұрын
magnus ellefsrud Shakur's body was cremated the next day and some of his ashes were later mixed with marijuana and smoked by members of the Outlawz.[133] However, E.D.I. Mean claimed in an interview in 2014 that despite believing that the ashes were those of Shakur at the time, he later found that the ashes did not in fact belong to Shakur.
@Under_Growth9 жыл бұрын
SorakuFett Fun fact. 2pac was cremated and his ashes were smoked by his homies
@percy61610 жыл бұрын
It's good to know he didn't kill himself after 'Tasteless Asshole' was released.
@ninjawraith1710 жыл бұрын
Tasteless Asshole is also a great description for Chris Brown.
@ninjawraith1710 жыл бұрын
True
@skyler1149 жыл бұрын
ninjawraith17 I think it's the only description that captures him fully
@luke666808g9 жыл бұрын
Ethan Pullen If I have to taste an asshole I'd prefer it to be a tasteless one.
@lyricbot85137 жыл бұрын
luke666808g true
@thomasf9153 жыл бұрын
the way he says "I broke haileys nose with a cat" with this simultanious tone of pride and wonder gets me every time lmfao
@joeouellette79502 ай бұрын
Chris Brown has been sued for assault again. It’s been 11 years and Chris Brown can’t be stopped
@TheSalamanderMenace4Ай бұрын
Beatin' four fans at a concert!
@terifaustino371410 жыл бұрын
More please! How about 1. Lindsay Lohans parole officer 2. Mel Gibson's Anger therapist
@dancingnyanblue94069 жыл бұрын
Lol
@gnbman9 жыл бұрын
Teri Faustino 4. Jaden Smith's private tutor 5. the cinematographer and/or editor of "The Room" 6. Justin Beiber's mom
@johnnymcjohn75179 жыл бұрын
Teri Faustino too bad this actor left college humour :/
@gnbman9 жыл бұрын
Johnny McJohn That sucks.
@hankolijo9 жыл бұрын
***** 5. Would be good, because the cinematography was actually pretty damn good in that movie. Like the famous 'I did nawt het her, I did nawt' scene. The moment he goes 'OhaiMark', the camera immediately stops moving.
@jaborsey_joseph3 жыл бұрын
I like the fact he called his publicist every time he committed these
@MandenTV8 жыл бұрын
"Okay you know what Chris? Maroon 5's one thing, people love cats." I laughed so hard I started choking.
@NikoChevalier8 жыл бұрын
Slim Kitty/ Slim chance of Survival. Thats the part that got me.
@TheAllomen8 жыл бұрын
I saw this comment the very same instant he started saying it lol
@wt16646 жыл бұрын
are you sure it wasnt Chris choking you
@nolifeconsolegamer5 жыл бұрын
Throw communists out of helicopters you started choking like usher and willow
@fartmcfart752410 жыл бұрын
"Ya know what Chris,Maroon 5 is one thing but people love cats"
@zumis10119 жыл бұрын
HA! Maroon 5 is so god awful
@whogivesatoot70329 жыл бұрын
Eddie Parada They ruined my name. I have to hear Moves like Jagger every day.
@darkwolf988ify9 жыл бұрын
Eddie Parada LIAR!
@darkwolf988ify9 жыл бұрын
Eddie Parada LIAR!
@zumis10119 жыл бұрын
Malcolm Ali II Truther, they're music is the lowest quality cheese out there, there in the same league as Nickelback and Lil Wayne.
@UnPhayzable6 жыл бұрын
I love how the newspaper on the wall keeps changing after each incident
@andrewisnotdead6 жыл бұрын
Whoever came up with the titles deserve an award
@notAshildr5 жыл бұрын
@Jeremy Jolivet slim chance of survival.
@WhiskeyBrewer5 жыл бұрын
I thought Nic Cages agent was the first one lol. Mind blown
@shawnjohn57564 жыл бұрын
UnPhayzable this actually happens for all the 'agent/manager' videos where after every event,the thing will change
@DmDrae3 жыл бұрын
Came looking for this
@cyanmanta8 жыл бұрын
"Nah, I hit Maroon 5. All of them." So... you hit Adam Levine.
@jacobsweat15205 жыл бұрын
man, i don't know how they could see that as a bad thing
@SmallSpoonBrigade4 жыл бұрын
And nothing of value was lost.
@razofdead3 жыл бұрын
How you hit all band??? Was hard man, some of them run sidewalk
@Z_Viper083 жыл бұрын
DAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNN
@abhyudaykrishna97143 жыл бұрын
he's adding info to that statement, duh
@forman2089 жыл бұрын
This dude was bar none the funniest one on college humor
@Avatarodin8 жыл бұрын
This is true
@StoneEdge5558 жыл бұрын
Josh Ruben is the best actor in my opinion.
@smartgaming68427 жыл бұрын
forman208 This guy is the GOAT
@aubreyjohnson64736 жыл бұрын
Im sure dude appreciates the massive exposure. Great shout-out.
@floofusdoofus5 жыл бұрын
And thus Brennan rose from the shadows to take the title.
@TheCaoth10 жыл бұрын
For anyone who like me wondered who this magnificent actor is: his name is Matt McCarthy.
@Chraan6 жыл бұрын
Actually someone asked on 9gag today who he is, I will tell him.
@RealCoolCowboy9 жыл бұрын
"I power bombed Bruno Mars" I wonder how that happened.
@screamingcarrot95209 жыл бұрын
Bruno wanted to catch a grenade for him.
@pantherjk97468 жыл бұрын
+Not Under Age I Swear I love you
@Merdicano3 жыл бұрын
@@screamingcarrot9520 Haha, definitely got that reference!
@lmhbrian Жыл бұрын
OK Chris Brown just punched Usher’s nose. Collegehumor you crystal ball!
@jeffallen55 Жыл бұрын
He just gave Usher a bloody nose. Chris Brown has just discovered this video and is using it as his to-do list. Get Seal to a safe place immediately!
@TheNadroj10 Жыл бұрын
Came back to see this video was always be relevant
@Sonichero1519 ай бұрын
Better yet, call up the Teamsters and have them visit his house to deliver a "message"
@oscarmarek77466 ай бұрын
Can’t wait to see what happens to Adam Levine
@mmelloe9 жыл бұрын
The magazines in the back/in his hand are amazing "Ushered to hell" hahaha
@HarryPotter8129709 жыл бұрын
James Lam did you notice the picture of him and Nick Cage on the board? lol
@blackhammer358 жыл бұрын
How is this dude not a huge star? Does anyone know his name?
@thagrammarnazi8 жыл бұрын
Matt McCarthy
@hamyawa8 жыл бұрын
matt McCarthy
@zhilepu42958 жыл бұрын
chris brown
@jamieanthony60248 жыл бұрын
paul mccarthy
@DrZaius8 жыл бұрын
Darude - Sandstorm
@kirnromain1551 Жыл бұрын
Y'all predicted that Chris Brown would beat up Usher
@TheNadroj10 Жыл бұрын
Shit aged perfectly
@teekomeeko Жыл бұрын
Cannot believe how well this has aged as of like yesterday. Note: wrote this commment before the Usher part lol
@neoman2891519 жыл бұрын
You guys need to make more of these. This guy's amazing.
@nolifeconsolegamer5 жыл бұрын
Victor Viridian vvvvv
@eldenrocamora76334 жыл бұрын
“GIVE ME SOME NON-VIOLENT NEWS, CHRIS!” ... “Give me some news, Chris” Ngl this got me 😂
@vipermorrison33708 жыл бұрын
"I punched Eminem's cat so hard it flew at his daughter's nose. I broke Haley's nose with a Cat." Eminem woulda killed the fool if he did😂😂😂
@darkartsdabbler24076 жыл бұрын
Eminem would get his nose broke with a cat
@breepurple55016 жыл бұрын
Viper Morrison Chris would be pretty dead for aure
@anomalocaris25935 жыл бұрын
@@breepurple5501 I have no idea who Chris Brown is, but I am 89% sure he could kick M&M ass
@nykerianash15905 жыл бұрын
Eternal Carnage Yeah I don’t think so Chris only fights women.
@trenvert1235 жыл бұрын
lol. I'm actually looking them up to compare stats. Chris brown is younger, and over 6 feet tall, Eminem is much older, and 5 foot 8 inches. Chris Brown would likely win. Also, I'm pretty sure they both fight women. @@nykerianash1590
@philingrouille71982 жыл бұрын
CollegeHumor, if you're reading this, do a sketch for Ezra Miller's Publicist.
@aisosaihama8 жыл бұрын
"Oh no not my baby... you crazy for this one Chris" Chris punts Blue Ivy 😂😂😂
@janaifreer45578 жыл бұрын
I'm dead 😂😂
@finncook3678 жыл бұрын
.
@omalor6 жыл бұрын
So is she!
@omalor6 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Jay Z had a daughter named Blue Ivy.
@jarradpoland70606 жыл бұрын
Aisosa Ihama .
@davidhibbs3396 Жыл бұрын
This guy has been low key nonstop funny for years now. He's worked with some of the best and he holds his own without breaking a sweat.
@oIRONITEo Жыл бұрын
2:00 holy shit they called the Usher incident!
@TechnologicallyTechnical7 жыл бұрын
This dude needs to be in movies, he's got great comedic timing!
@the_milkmann Жыл бұрын
But.... Chris Brown is in movies!
@LibertyStudiosMachinima8 жыл бұрын
lol when you come back to this video from the future and it's accurate as fuck
@pyromaniac0000008 жыл бұрын
If you zoom in on the papers, there are dates in the future. It's coming! The end is neigh! (For Chris brown)
@Apotheosis-6 жыл бұрын
The further future
@RelwarctheMighty10 жыл бұрын
"I scissor-kicked that lady!" I love how proud of himself he sounds though-out this.
@corruptgunslinger7 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for Chris Brown's next smash hit. I wonder what her name will be
@fugluru17147 жыл бұрын
Nice
@dirgewordsmithe5 жыл бұрын
...😑...I ell oh elled begrudgingly...
@OfficialAshArcher3 жыл бұрын
Dayummm
@wolfjedisamuel8 жыл бұрын
Chris Browns Greatest Hits
@kaljathpanthermage37118 жыл бұрын
He should be Bill Cosby's publicist...
@johncharlton1998 жыл бұрын
+Kevin Beswick Or Donald Trump's campaign manager
@TheStapleGunKid8 жыл бұрын
Johnny Manziel's sports agent.
@Outlaw72638 жыл бұрын
Mel Gibson's therapist
@Outlaw72638 жыл бұрын
I got a better one, the heard of the pr department for the fine bros.
@TheStapleGunKid8 жыл бұрын
Robert Downey Jr.'s drug treatment councilor
@riparianlife977019 жыл бұрын
Love this actor.
@aniraminom8 жыл бұрын
he should be in snl
@KosmoZer010 жыл бұрын
I fucking lost it at "I'm choking Usher" XD Lmao
@drpibisback7680 Жыл бұрын
"What, right now!? USHER! USHER!"
@TheNadroj10 Жыл бұрын
@@drpibisback7680aged perfectly
@savato1233 жыл бұрын
LMAO! I just realised that after Chris says he killed Sisko and the agent said no-one notice; in the background it says “Chris Brown kills unknown guy” in the next shot.
@dannyphehe9 жыл бұрын
It was hard man! Some of those fuckers were on the sidewalk!
@TearLilyd5 жыл бұрын
I wish these would come back! I love every bit of these videos they made
@Noah_Levy Жыл бұрын
"I got into scuffle with Tupac!" "He's alive?" "Nah, I dug him up!"
@hustle_simmons10 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but I lose my shit hysterically at the "I powerbombed Bruno Mars" part
@actionfigureguy19849 жыл бұрын
We need more "Celebrity Manager" skits. They have been pure gold so far.
@TheStapleGunKid8 жыл бұрын
Greg Hardy's sports agent.
@cameronlapage7386 Жыл бұрын
Somehow this is still relevant.
@gianlucatartaro133510 ай бұрын
“I broke Hailie’s nose with a CAT!” I had to return to this video just for that legendary line 😂
@MoronicChunk110 жыл бұрын
Eminem would fuck Chris Brown up...
@shipuddenshaq10 жыл бұрын
Kimbo slice would fuck him up point?
@ViolentMLG10 жыл бұрын
***** Doesn't matter.. that's not the topic, Eminem would kick Chris Browns ass, because he was talking about an assult on eminem, bringing up an oldschool street fighter who dedicated years to fighting VS an way smaller hiphop artist is pointless and irrelevant.. and Kimbo's a street fighter, there is allot of mma fighters that would destroy him.. Point?
@bluestar709410 жыл бұрын
***** he talked about an assault on eminems cat?
@adampettus289310 жыл бұрын
I think Eminem and Eminems cat would fuck up chris brown. BECAUSE REASONS
@shipuddenshaq10 жыл бұрын
***** My point is that the first comment is pointless
@konoyarogaming67748 жыл бұрын
The hell happened to this guy? He was amazing
@ericwooding5120 Жыл бұрын
2:03 is hitting weird today
@chocolatestraw3971 Жыл бұрын
They need to bring this back for another episode, but this time he's Trump's lawyer.
@mikhailgibbings Жыл бұрын
I mean you know you need to bring this back for Kanye right?
@djartyom1243 Жыл бұрын
100% agree would be amazing
@destruktow5891 Жыл бұрын
they already got a kanye one so probably not but i agree it would be great
@jforjacqy87377 жыл бұрын
"He alive???" "Naaa,I dug him up!!!!" 😂😂😂😂
@Bred0nSch00lV211 жыл бұрын
"And to think this poor guy is also Nick Cage's agent..." Chris Watters Was his agent, he quit and then called him a "Tasteless Asshole" which was then made into an abysmal movie.
@Hatifrey10 жыл бұрын
WHICH, after hearing Nicholas Cage was in it, millions of people flocked to like Lemmings to a sheer cliff. It was revered as the greatest film ever made, and put Avatar to shame. If you listen closely, you can hear the sounds of James Cameron gently swaying back and forth in a dark room after hanging himself in humility.
@silverselkie16923 жыл бұрын
Just got reminded of this. The more things change
@VikrantSinghHasyourpie10 жыл бұрын
i was wondering why chris was still alive after "I broke hailie's nose with a cat"
@SmallSpoonBrigade4 жыл бұрын
Mostly because Eminem is a poseur and always has been.
@JimmyBoy98783 жыл бұрын
@@SmallSpoonBrigade Lol
@aregnav10 жыл бұрын
broke hailie's nose with a cat LOL
@TraiIerRedux8 жыл бұрын
Slim's kitty.... slim chance of survival
@transgendermenace6639 Жыл бұрын
how is this still accurate almost a decade later
@skullguy85048 жыл бұрын
They should do one with Trump's campaign manager
@akilled36468 жыл бұрын
What would be funny about that? Hilary Clintons manager probably sets weekly limits on racist allegations
@emotionalemolga26288 жыл бұрын
At above: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a retarded vegetable.
@panosgenos73967 жыл бұрын
Emotional Emolga Sure bud.
@DaL33T56 жыл бұрын
The beauty is, you barely even need to change the punchline. "Has any of this affected my polls?" "No, oddly enough, it hasn't."
@grapeboi92566 жыл бұрын
Jay Brown what because he/she doesn't eat out Hillary Clinton's vergina
@threefeetoffun3 жыл бұрын
As relevant today as it was 8 years ago.
@stphnmrrs39828 жыл бұрын
"You saved the city Chris Brooooowwwnnn!"
@JPOJRgamingandmore8 жыл бұрын
He doesn't punch men in that one
@iphoneusdsd5 жыл бұрын
Best part "give me some non violent News Chris"..
@notmyrealname453 Жыл бұрын
“The mitts are working great! I smothered Willow Smith with them.” Well, we’ve seen how Will reacts when someone jokes about his wife’s hair, I wonder what he’d do here.
@tetrahedrontri11 жыл бұрын
Collegehumor; please make a playlist for each individual actors'/writers' skits that they are in/have written. I would watch Matt's playlist all freaking day. He's fucking hilarious.
@fsujavi16 Жыл бұрын
And as of today/last night College Humor has become prophetic: Chris Brown and his group attacks Usher smh
@imperiallegionnaire8344 Жыл бұрын
"I cut off the ring finger of John of They Might Be Giants!" "Which one?" Butcher Knife Sound "Yes"
@Shakes-Off-Fear8 жыл бұрын
He should be Donald Trump's campaign manager in a future skit.
@darkartsdabbler24076 жыл бұрын
"You said what about your daughter? Damn it, Donald... it's okay, we can still... what? No, no I don't think it's a good idea to fire the people investigating you, brag about it, then congratulate the dictator they were investigating your connection with"
@davidmartin3450 Жыл бұрын
Bet he’s working for Ezra Miller nowadays
@n0blehunter858 жыл бұрын
Deleted Scene: Publicist: What's new Chris? Chris: I shot Harambe
@TheAngry0ne Жыл бұрын
I’m just here to revisit it after Fistopher Brown beat up Usher.
@candyman253510 жыл бұрын
It should've been "I got into a scuffle with Tupac" "He's alive?" "Not anymore"
@joshkary504010 жыл бұрын
It should not have been, it should be the way it is, despite creative input
@naz49459 жыл бұрын
Tbh that's where I thought it was going But either way its pretty damn funny
@credenzamostro18 күн бұрын
"You're going to CRY while you sing them" lives rent free in my head since 2013
@Your_President_Kanye_East10 жыл бұрын
Matt McCarthy is one of my very fave comedians. He's great on CH and the best part of Pete Holmes' videos.
@nc85079 жыл бұрын
" I poisoned the cast of Mamma Mia" ha ha ha I died XD
@spacepenguin35909 жыл бұрын
Do one for Kanye West next.
@gunrecon11438 жыл бұрын
ringringring "I'm running for President"
@NymulAhmed5 жыл бұрын
wish granted
@amberd.8833 жыл бұрын
"That girl who sang 'Ghetto Superstar'? She's dead, and it's my fault"- Chris Brown... I really almost peed my pants. I was laughing so hard my face got hot and tears were streaming down my face. I simply cannot..
@bardofvoid1743 жыл бұрын
3:10 this is just tailbone strength superiority
@Fallingslowly0910 жыл бұрын
The best part was reading the magazine headlines in the background XD
@speedsenzazn11 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!! This dude should get his own CollegeHumor webisode/series.
@customchannelurlk10 жыл бұрын
1:37 Slim Kitty Slim Chance of Survival LOL
@thereprehensible4355 жыл бұрын
Publicist and CEO are my favorite video series yet. So fukkin funny.
@streamspoart2671 Жыл бұрын
"Chris Brown uses Tupac's casket as professional punching bag" Ayo WTF?! 🤣
@bigrigjoe5130 Жыл бұрын
And he just beat up Usher XD
@Geekus2 жыл бұрын
…And we’re back.
@anhquan0707199410 жыл бұрын
more pls, this + Nicola Cage = golden
@MrSm1thsWifey10 жыл бұрын
Can this guy be in movies, please? He is really entertaining to watch.
@D4Skewer7 жыл бұрын
You'd think that cat would stay away from Chris Brown after the first encounter. Also... "The mitts are working great!" -> "Good" -> "I smothered Willow Smith with them."
@neekitsart9907 жыл бұрын
This is still the funniest thing I've ever seen and even though I've watched it like 20 times I cry laughing every time I come back to it
@hazardltg7 жыл бұрын
Chris punts Blue Ivy!! 😂😂
@arixoxo6245 жыл бұрын
“I killed Sisqó.” *shrugs* “Meh, maybe no one will notice.”
@mitchelletzkin13216 жыл бұрын
"How do you hit a whole Band?" "It was hard man, some of those Fu*kers were on the sidewalk!"
@superrazor76172 жыл бұрын
This day we need this but ezra miller agent
@havesomefaitharthur90202 жыл бұрын
That brief Jay Z impression was perfect
@Ghost-uc8gd4 жыл бұрын
“Gimme some non violent news Chris...gimme some news Chris.” I love this man.
@veel196310 жыл бұрын
IT WAS HARD, SOME OF THEM WERE ON THE SIDEWALK
@spikeman99110 жыл бұрын
He's the best actor with Josh in College Humor.
@fuffoon7 жыл бұрын
'I got into a scuffle with Tupac! He's alive? Naw, I dug him up'. This is an instant classic.