Four Ways to Actually Declutter Your Home

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Director - Abe Epperson
Writer - Mike Trapp
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Mitchell Fiebernitz
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Production Designer - Peter Macaluso
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[@ms.rstake_1211]

Give us a link for Africa. *Never mind it redirected to the International site. I've signed up. Is there an app? Looks good anyways. **seen the app. It works everywhere right?

[@charleskehl1142]

I feel you mistitled this. It should be "A Beginner's Guide to Hiding your Depression".

[@mekman4]

CollegeHumor I have two of those closets, and I only think the third one isn’t like the other two at all.

[@steveoconnivo9666]

Dropout is literally the only youtube channel i will ever pay to subscribe for!

[@sol4925]

I don't remember giving CH permission to film my apartment.

[@dhvanshah6290]

Sol Rosario they filmed at your apartment without permission, that’s illegal

[@veghead05]

Facts 😂😂

[@ghanphol]

They had no idea it was yours. They went through the closet. They're all connected

[@mrobull]

Remember Last night bois and gals

[@ninjanerdstudent6937]

You got a really nice apartment, Mr. Rich Boy.

[@shaggyyoutube8058]

Why does this feel like a canonical sequel to “technically a meal”?

[@sebcde]

I'd say because Trapp's acting is deeply influenced by Zac's in this sketch. See in particular 1:19.

[@shaggyyoutube8058]

Yeah, that’s the exact part where I made the connection

[@billpeel4408]

Part of a larger series called Hot Couch Tutorials

[@thatoneguy24530]

Don't forget Trapp's "How to Wash a Goddamn Dish", Ally's "How to Actually Finish Something, For Once", and Grant's "5 Tips for People Who Dont Understand Cars", "5 Tips for Cooking for One", "Financial Tips for Broke People", and "5 Tips for People Who Dont Understand Taxes" there's also definitely a Raph one that I can't remember, I only have a weird vivid memory of Raph saying something like "Here's a Tip: Catch These Hands" edit: found it. Raph's is "Should You Give Career Advice?"

[@nguyenhaianh1288]

@@sebcde I miss Zac

[@CresCoJeffToo]

4:00 "I'm too afraid to throw them out and I'm too stupid to know how to deal with them" this resonates with me on a molecular level... why is paper so intimidating?!

[@abbreviatedalex2418]

There are two types of mail: mail you're expecting and mail that just showed up. Examples of mail you're expecting: your renewed car registration, the bill from your doctor visit last month, your W-2 form. Keep those. You probably already know how to deal with them. Any mail that just showed up--toss it. If it's really important, whoever sent it will send it again when you don't reply. If it's not, there's no need to keep it. Unless you get a letter from the IRS you weren't expecting. In that case, get a lawyer right away, you're going to need one.

[@thefinalfrontear]

“is this a bill?” absolutely killed me. i just had my first surgery and trying to figure out what i need to actually pay and what’s companies just trying to get money from me is super difficult

[@Nethr]

That closet was way too organized to be believable.

[@danterodriguez03]

You take that suitcase and put all the crap there

[@seamusquain2706]

I Know! It's Like Teenagers In Movies!

[@sidhackney8831]

Yeah what's with those hangers, those clothes should be in a pile on the floor

[@zeemonrollin8340]

I have a bunch of mini small stuff to suit all my needs so I can just toss what I used in the top shelf of below hanged shirts area, don't even have to go over there, just throw it.

[@sethwick8348]

​@@sidhackney8831which should reach the top of the closet.

[@berylliumbanana]

The bill one is too accurate 😂

[@dashiedragneel963]

If it's too accurate, does it mean it needs to be less accurate?

[@Siberius-]

@@dashiedragneel963 - Hmmm. "Too accurate" really just does not work.

[@bradthomas7933]

Sounds like an explanation of benefits, I got a few of those recently. It says how much your insurance paid so you feel good about them, but it just annoys you instead. More than half the time they paid 100% of what's on the bill & when they don't you can't pay your deductible using the explanation of benefits; you need to wait until the real bill shows up that again tells you how much your insurance already paid.

[@vee1267]

“Why donate those clothes when they could just sit in the back of your car forever?” ...okay, OUCH, there’s no need to call me out like that.

[@SunamiDevil]

This motivated me to clean my house because I don't like being attacked like this. Good reverse psychology college humor.

[@sn4rff]

"just stop caring" is the cleaning - and also lifestyle - advice i think i've been needing to hear. thanks, collegehumor!

[@omichillian]

I'm actually watching this while procrastinating to vacuum my room

[@veghead05]

Noice

[@StarUnreachable]

[Will Poulter voice] You guys have enough empty floor to vacuum?

[@emmylee8862]

Oh the irony :D

[@sisterspot111]

Did you end up vacuuming

[@thedarkestsunn]

Did you finally vacuum that room?

[@SapphireSolstice67]

Throwing the paper in the closet was literally the funniest thing ever

[@elck3]

Ever ever?

[@SapphireSolstice67]

elck3 ever EVER

[@romxxii]

First Sad Boy House, now this. I feel like College Humor is targeting me.

[@praisethesun9005]

Wasn't that so long ago. 🥰

[@BlackCover95]

Personally, I love those videos.

[@juliannemclaughlin6352]

“You’ve never seen a cable like this before in your life... and that means it’s irreplaceable” got me.

[@BlackbladeYT]

Screw what happened to Pat. I'm more curious about why Trapp feels so much like Zac in this. His line delivery, his expressions, there's some body-snatching going on here and I'm onto it.

[@chloeellis1246]

As someone who is currently, in this very moment trying to tidy my room... this was a very helpful guide. Thank you... for helping me procrastinate

[@BlackCover95]

Don’t you have a marathon to binge?

[@chloeellis1246]

BlackCover95 you bet 😂

[@JamoboBorg]

My closet is perfectly organised, but only to people who think exactly like me...

[@nukiradio]

The difference between a madman and me, is that I am *not* a madman

[@eerereps]

When they said clothes, I glanced at this week-old pile of clothing across my bed and I was like "Yup! They're talking about me..."

[@athensk.4720]

They were SO spot on about the closet I couldn't believe it 😂

[@leviewings4689]

We don’t have a closet, we have an attic. An 8x4m attic that you can’t move 1m into.

[@zeemonrollin8340]

My bottom closet broke so I still am in the middle of putting up new selves for it.

[@TheFlamespriest]

The bit about paperwork resonates with me on a spiritual level.

[@benvoliothefirst]

You forgot to do the "sniff test" on all the clothes. This one's still got, maybe two days left!

[@superseasnails8368]

Benjamin von Sück thats just environmentalism

[@alltamarr]

"I'm too afraid to throw them out, and I'm too stupid to know how to deal with them." I truly feel personally attacked. Thanks, College Humor.

[@ccdnckjns2609]

//goes to friend's house// Friend: Sorry for the mess Me with no tact: Yeah it's really messy

[@m7364]

I can confirm that the closet is a great storage space, I’ve been living in the closet for years! There is plenty of room for me and all my insecurities.

[@JaxBlade]

1:47 Okay why are you attacking me so personally like this?!

[@cbandtheradio5610]

1:15 Literally right at this moment I turn and look at the corner of my room to see the 2 black garbage bags full of clothes that have been there for 3 months... When art imitates life.

[@connor5053]

I’ve been using all these methods for years, I’m sorely disappointed I was really looking for something new

[@HelgaCavoli]

Check out Mary Kondo and her show on Netflix.

[@BlackCover95]

Helgali *Marie

[@weemil]

connor, i'm sure you're familiar with "i'll push it under the bed, just for now" but have you tried the "pile stuff up and cover it with something"?

[@gachaelephant6841]

Try putting everything in your closet in boxes so that even if the boxes are a mess you can pretend to people it’s tidy

[@ArchibaldClumpy]

Weirdly enough these videos (and the Grant ones) actually make me feel pretty good because they're talking about things I didn't know a lot of other people do, but I don't always do them. I don't feel like the only loser who leaves thrift store donations in his car for way too long when people are making jokes about it. And sometimes I drive right there within a day or two!

[@caedmondicksonbasketball]

"Is this a bill? Was I supposed to pay this??" Right when he said this a siren started going off outside 🤣 What a perfect coincidence 😂

[@Sonic6293]

True happiness comes when you finally get to a point in life where you can decide what to do with each individual thing in your house. Nirvana is reached when you stop seeking out true happiness.

[@childofpersia1213]

This video was really good and refreshing from college humor. It’s funny cause it’s true

[@robodogmech]

honestly mike knows whats up, his sketches are almost always the best

[@Max-xo8ie]

I feel like this is how people’s houses end up after a Marie Kondo binge watch

[@MIGHTYBOOSCH198]

You've based a sketch on my life and I demand compensation

[@benny_lemon5123]

3:14 This so accurately summed up how I handle personal paperwork that it triggered my fight-or-flight response

[@posydon5062]

i actually have several bags in my apartement with clothes i don’t need anymore...they’ve been there since 4 months. i feel called out

[@Nouveau0]

go donate them tmr

[@candylove1234]

Im the same, they are in another room so I forget about them constantly xD

[@weemil]

i moved in my current apartment like almost two years ago and put some clothes in a bag so i could "go through them later and pick out everything that can be donated or sold and throw the rest away" then i put that bag in a nook between the bookshelf and a wall then i put a piece of wood in front of it now i'm supposed to be moving out again and it's still there. maybe if i take it with me, i can hide it in a different place and forget about it for two years

[@juliawincentsoprano5744]

”I’m too afraid to throw them out and I’m too stupid to know how to deal with them” ...Triggered!

[@ethanlmoulton]

The funniest part of this sketch is how truly uncluttered the 'chaos closet' was.

[@timothyemery7918]

Seeing Trapp panic at the closet is the thing I never knew I needed until now.

[@micahphilson]

I thought for sure this was a really old sketch, but it's just a video so perfectly like all the old ones everyone raves about with all the new CH quality!

[@newt1877]

Trapp has done some of the biggest jumps, from " allegedly " killing Pat, to giving you tips on how to procrastinate

[@Thuazabi]

I have never felt more directly called out, ever.

[@zkarebear]

I’m feeling attacked right now.

[@dillpickle59]

"I'm too afraid to throw them out, and too stupid to know what to do with them" I literally just feel to my knees from vindication 😭

[@tudorjason]

4:32 - Exactly!

[@GinaMarieGuyette]

The buildup suspense to the closet had me in stitches. It IS the scariest thing in the house!

[@jacob7649]

Why is this so relatable?

[@jasperzanovich2504]

2:30 Just put clothes into the trolley, when you need it to travel you can plop everything on your bed, you won't need that while traveling anyway. 3:40 Anything "I don't know" gets thrown out, if it was important they will write you again.

[@18bluecat]

Trapp is such a talented actor. I wish he did more sketches

[@CorbiniteVids]

The donation clothes in a bag got me. I've had my bags sitting there for... a year and a half. Help me

[@larsvanbarbecue8654]

There is a bag of clothes I have been meaning to donate for months 5 feet from me as I watched this. So relevant.

[@thomasmiller8289]

The papers bit is my life, so perfect

[@zyaicob]

My advice is to define cycles in your life. For example, a year might be a cycle for lots of things you have. If you find something that you haven't used for a full cycle, and you don't have any immediate or immediately foreseeable use for it, you objectively don't need it, and can throw it out.

[@Lynwood_Jackson]

This video fills me with such anxiety. Just... clean.

[@stephanietujetsch7633]

i’m ashamed of how many boxes there are in my closet. boxes that i could use, and boxes that are so damaged that they’re not useable at all. but i have them because sometimes (most of the time) i’m just too lazy to break them down and take them outside. but..you know what, the advice in this video inspired me. i’m going to clean out my closet, take out those boxes and- oh shit it’s raining...... maybe tomorrow

[@StraveTube]

All those Whoopses while Trapp was maneuvering the weights into the closet had a very Polygon/McElroy energy. This is not a complaint.

[@isabelbarker786]

4:09 ah yes, the old “throw it in and close the door before it collapses” technique. Now it’s future you’s problem

[@EbonysBlaze]

That closet had all the things I had in my closet, clothes, luggage, free weights, everything lol

[@sarmadkaif7335]

I was chucking so hard at the thought of an old lady falling out of that closet

[@TheOrganizedSoprano]

"Take these clothes and leave them in the back of your car forever" I FEEL SEEN. 😆Even though I organize and declutter people's homes for a living I'M HUMAN AND I HAVE DONE THIS LOL

[@mushu-the-cat]

seriously there is soo much space in that closet! i could fit my whole room in there

[@lincolnlane6763]

"I don't know" paperwork piles = my home in a nutshell

[@December954]

That closet was really neat and had plenty of room

[@ObservableObserver]

It's depressing how relatable this is.

[@ariathompson3152]

Trap is such a gem

[@Dethneko]

For that paperwork, way I see it is if a bill is more than two years old it's safe to shred. Way I see it, either there should be one floating around that's newer than that with a more up-to-date balance, or they stopped trying to get the money from you and you don't have to pay them anymore. Similar idea for receipts and packing slips, since they pretty much can't be returned or disputed by that point anyways.

[@candylove1234]

This is way way too real. Everything is shoved in my wardrobe.

[@kevinandrews4957]

Thanks for helping me rationalize my executive dysfunction. I was dangerously close to addressing my mental illness, but now I have a justification for it and can continue deluding myself into thinking that if I'm healthy, I can't be interesting

[@annebolynzarsilve]

Trapp. My good man. The free weights are for weighing down your coat rack. So it doesn't topple over. From all of your coats.

[@DiaXisHD]

All my favorite skits are with Trapp

[@nonamefound9296]

This is why Mike is my all time favourite cast!

[@thewhiteviking]

The top shelf of my closet: a realm of madness where no man dare tread

[@hoof31]

1.45 Is that how the Room of Recruitment got started, house elves got lazy started throwing shit in the closet.

[@dorys4051]

This made me get off my ass and clean my room from guilt LMAO

[@CmdrKeene]

The paperwork has to be my favorite

[@marcusbluestone2822]

Most relatable sketch

[@MrSantafe100]

Grant really inspired Trapp to write this Sketch

[@norefunds4731]

Just have a garage sale. *AKA my s**t is going to be your s**t and you'll pay me for the hassle.*

[@alhypo]

Oh God no. This is a perfect description of my life.

[@carsongoring4608]

I love Mike trapp so goddamn much

[@CCPJAYLPHAN1994]

Scary how real it is

[@Khajmer]

Trapp, how you gonna call me out like this.

[@GuardianSpirits13]

this changed my LIFE

[@mamadoubarry5944]

One of the funniest CollegeHumor videos in a while

[@hallnonsensical104]

When my "the closet" filled I ended up putting a dresser in front of the door. I didn't go in there for about 2 years and then when I finally tackled it it took me a week just to sort through all of the shit. That's painfully relatable

[@Ok-wb2jb]

Trapp is an absolute treasure never let him go

[@jessbragg1]

over time,that bag will become completely invisible to you - oh man, that was great!!

[@MattJasa]

If you can't close your closet is it still a closet or just a hole in the wall with a broken door attached?

[@creeperlolthetrouble]

well i thought this was a humoristic sketch and not a documentary on how i keep everything sorted

[@elizabethfrohn-hengst296]

The taco cheese in the keyboard is my entire life

[@meghanhenderson6682]

That closet was nowhere near terrifying enough to be a closet of doom!

[@CrimesTimeLive]

I'm in this video and I don't like it. I laughed out loud multiple times and the "you've never seen a wire like this before, therefore it must be irreplaceable" is just. Damn spot on. This is very good A+

[@chakradharsai]

This is dangerously relatable

[@bradley_R34]

When he was sorting the papers i laughed so hard😂 idek why😂

[@Syapaaye]

I mistook that as "Dust and Crime" and thought the Trapp killing Pat bit would come up again.

[@ltimch]

Too scared to throw, too stupid to know. Pure gold 👌

[@bartowo]

I almost never do the laundrey and tben when i do its sooo much and i do it bc i ran out of clothes and my bedroom is just the biggest mess ever but a little lifehack i want to share is that if you just fold your dirty clothes they take up less space

[@whyyesiamamazing]

Oh my god. The paperwork section is literally me looking at the not-bills I get sent lmaooo

[@valeriekesslerangeliclizar1386]

The paperwork portion killed me

[@inkblot6626]

The paperwork solution is too real

[@Lex60]

Some day I will pass my 25+ years collection of rare cables to the youngsters of my family.

[@PeopleAcct707]

Damn it Trapp I didn't come here to be called out like this.