Obnoxious Kid in Class

[@gugaFribeiro]

Trapp wasn't the first to kill Pat!!!

[@Derf-sr4px]

No but the first to succeed

[@amalgamationprime3168]

@@Derf-sr4px allegedly.

[@thegreatandterrible4508]

@@amalgamationprime3168 In the eyes of the court, he definitely did not kill Patt.

[@DT25659]

I hate how everyone else backs him up.

[@AlexCab_49]

+Mago Man welcome to highschool. this is pretty common.

[@DT25659]

Alejandro Cabrera i know, I'm a junior and this is happens a lot even though it's really stupid.

[@Jackmccartyy]

69 likes

[@fastturtle135]

I would like this, but you're at 69 likes..

[@danielleg4537]

Dang I just liked it....

[@sweetalker79]

Patrick had to die, because he forgot to wear plaid.

[@idk-oh2ix]

Chris C then she's probably next

[@creepercraft1107]

I thought trap killed pat

[@Ekvitarius]

Don’t be like Pat Cassles

[@FUCK1980]

Well, here's the solution to "Trapped in the Darkness"... Trapp is innocent after all...

[@LoxPlaysVidya]

However i understand the point of this video, i found it really annoying.

[@eduardofigueroa3020]

u and me both...

[@Stopit999]

That is the point.

[@Dragonamy5]

Totally agree with you Kjeld.

[@bungus49]

In 5th grade, there was this kid who would not shut up while we were watching a movie during our recess period. The whole class kept telling him to shut up, including the teacher, but he would stop for a minute and then just try to say funny things to make us laugh. Eventually, the teacher stood up and YELLED at the kid to get out of the room, and don't come back in until you have decided to not be a total twit. He burst out crying, and that made everyone in the class's day.

[@coughdropper]

That guy now works at McDonald's and is the father of 3 illegitimate children.

[@Stopit999]

coughdropper I heard it was 4.

[@max94374]

I feel like I'm on Reddit again. I'm TRYING to escape damn it!

[@raidho5433]

Alexis The Dragon you're the perfect amount of understanding.

[@FuturPlanet]

@@max94374 Reddit will always follow you. Even 7 years later!

[@Krysstophe]

Yup, those people were the worst. Sat there distracting the whole class for their own amusement and attention seeking, thinking they are better than everyone else when all the other wanted to do was learn

[@InnovativeAspirations]

Learn what? graphing inequalities, or making coat of arms in history class? What the fuck is the point in that? How can you expect someone to go and devote 8-12 hours a day of their life to something they are being forced to do, that they don't see the point in, and ENJOY it?? It's called making the best of a bad situation, not "attention seeking," or arrogance.

[@somedude335]

Christian Stewart Sounds like someone is trying to defend themselves...

[@InnovativeAspirations]

somedude335 Nope, I stopped getting into trouble after middle school. The point I was trying to make is that someone is bound to act out if you stick them with the above circumstances.

[@InnovativeAspirations]

somedude335 You have to think about it as if you were in the other person's shoes. Just because they are a bit different doesn't mean you have to dismiss them as "arrogant" or make them out to be bad people.

[@Krysstophe]

Christian Stewart In no way did I make them out to be bad people. All I'm doing is sharing my experiences with people that on purpose draw attention to themselves to try and wind the teacher up. It happened in my maths classes, and every time I just wished it would stop. I appreciate that a lot of people are outgoing and I'm not saying anything detrimental about them and if it came across that way I apologise :) But some people consistently try to irritate the teacher every lesson because they think it's funny, and I'm sorry but I don't think that's fair 

[@TheSteelamerican]

I hate kids like that, and I hate it when most of the class acts like they're philosophers and law makers, so that they think they can judge the teacher whenever he/she confronts the obnoxious kid.

[@GamesLegitament]

Oh my GAWD! How am I not supposed to murder Patrick!? His stupid face is distracting everyone!

[@MadMaxJuggernaut]

Phew, thanks for writing out that part, after watching the video I already forgot what he was saying. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@drdingaling]

MadMaxJuggernaut Thanks for spamming the D's. I couldn't see the face the first time. Oh, wait... how are you not supposed to spam the D's?

[@MadMaxJuggernaut]

RagingPyroGamer wtf are you talking bout?

[@Jim-bv9od]

"Dan are you murdering Patrick?" Lost my crap laughing

[@SendFoodz]

I wanted to hear the plan

[@levi_draws908]

Yeah me too

[@indoorda]

It's technically their current plan.

[@Phlebas]

Just noticed that three characters are wearing the exact same shirt. ... and I'm wearing it too.

[@spazzmaticus9086]

It's called a flannel shirt.

[@spazzmaticus9086]

Why am i getting all these +1's?

[@blanketgod2848]

I had a guy like that at my school. And he would also grab the back of my neck and squeeze it then threaten me. One die I got tired of it and punched him in the face and he ran to the bathroom and cried. So stop being obnoxious kids it doesn't work out.

[@shazaibbiazahs]

cool story bro, tell it again?

[@shazaibbiazahs]

Mexican Steel LMAO

[@cristinagenao1553]

shazaibbiazahs WOW.

[@swooshbear6285]

cool story bro

[@shinycyndaquil9344]

No offence but that's the kind of stuff you keep off the comment system... because Google+ screwed it up.

[@Marspaw-1]

I miss these guys. CH just ain''t the same without 'em.

[@richyrich6099]

During Sophomore year at my high school, there was a junior who I guess got transferred on my bus. Anyways, he was basically a super skinny white guy and he acted all tough by threatening random people and picking on people in the back of the bus. To put it short, I told him to eff off because he was annoying me. He slapped me face hard and tried pulling away, but I was sitting in front of him and, grabbing his wrist, it pulled his arm down the back of the seat, with the elbow on the top and bending his arm back downward like a lever. In short, I was threatening to break his arm. He threatened that if I broke his arm, he'd beat me up, so I said to him "No, if your arm is broken, you'll be crying like a little bitch." So anyways he said nothing for about a week and he got kicked off the bus for grabbing a girl's tits and now he and I never talk anymore.

[@richyrich6099]

I did lol.

[@123455thatguy]

***** And hes saying that he did just walk into that comment.

[@richyrich6099]

I don't think I did edit it but whatevs xD

[@richyrich6099]

Lol that's kinda funny

[@PeterGeras]

I somehow managed to read all of that...

[@patton111100]

My god, there is always someone like this.

[@thisoneepicface50]

I would have used reverse mentality on him and said "DAN, DONT JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!"

[@HellfireXChaotica]

technicalities. we knew what he meant

[@thisoneepicface50]

I was unaware on ho to spell it, and spell check was being a bitch, so I want with the next best thing

[@JakeStonebraker98]

Ahhh, the golden age of CH. I'll remember you fondly. RIP

[@WhiteEmerald1991]

In my Sophmore year of highschool, there was this white fat kid. He would bully this asian kid everyday stealing his lunch money. The teachers and the other students were afraid to do anything. A few have reported him but he would always resort to bully that Asian kid. I didn't know if he was racist to Asians. One day, on a friday, he went up to him and demanded 40 dollars out of the kid. He knew the kid had a lot of money. And i snapped. I got up from my seat and couldn't take it anymore. I went up to the Asian kid and bullied him too for 40 dollars. After school, me and the bully got pizza, we became best friends and the rest was history.

[@allieyo7893]

well that was unexpected.

[@violettebaekhyun3192]

WhiteEmerald1991 What the hell, So that poor Asian kid now has two people bulling him. Great job.

[@WhiteEmerald1991]

Violette AKA Vilt survival of the fittest. And he was only poor for a moment. Every week he had a big allowance from his parents.

[@TrollMalefico1984]

WhiteEmerald1991 Being proud of something nasty that never happened is like air-jerk off in front of a mirror.

[@GetShrekd]

WhiteEmerald1991 I see what you did there.

[@OriginalArqi]

loving the murders vs suicides pie graph on the wall at 1:51

[@SparkySywer]

The teachers at my schools always blamed this kind of stuff on me...until this year, sort of!

[@alison6593]

Their old office is prime real estate in NY right now. It's right across from the water and chelsea piers, and really close to Meat Packing.

[@domhasinterests]

How come most of them are wearing plaid shirts

[@pvshka]

Sarah looks awesome in this one. And Dan doing the annoying character was just perfect 😂

[@BlanBlan19901990]

Did they really kill Pat? I think that's a little too far to go just for a video.

[@reinforcer9000]

well i got a laugh out of it, so it's cool

[@1221270]

Be sure they did.

[@mindstormmaster]

So, is this college humor or middle school humor?

[@larssoup78]

Rose Marine Shut up! No one's forcing you to watch it.

[@yulio3000]

Elementary school humor. Most people are past it by middle school.

[@billyjean1073]

***** OMG! IM NOT EAVIN WATCHING IT!

[@Nickorator]

It's everything. There are always idiots like this. People just want to piss you off and still find some loophole not to get into trouble for it

[@dude90210]

You probably don't get it...

[@brebee8374]

Pats death: the sequel: trapped in darkness

[@OHardCorePipperO]

when Pat is the only one left on College Humour

[@enniftea]

"How am I supposed to NOT murder Patrick? His stupid face is distracting everybody" ... Trapp, is that you?

[@AirashiiTiayou]

I am quite surprised at how well this was handled on one side. It makes me have a little bit of faith in humanity when I see at least half of a party involved in an argument being civil and not resorting to arbitrarily insulting the other. I almost didn't read through all of the posts (as I revealed a new one again and again, lol) but I am glad that I did. You are a perfect example of how society should strive to be.

[@pickledpickles8553]

-twitches and grabs a gun-

[@ibrahimroble3532]

Who else is curious about streeter's business plan?

[@AnaBana987]

No worries. I'm a rising junior and am only sixteen years old; I'm not about to pass judgement on you for being young. I actually agree with everything you've said, and I've got nothing to refute with. Great minds think alike!

[@bigpoppa3020]

If that kid slapped me, I'd stand right up and get in his face, and be like "wanna go?" And he keeps that shit up, slap him. And then everybody in the room bitches and then I'd say " What I'm not allowed to high five his face?

[@rinaberman7686]

+Arhus Babcock A tough guy, huh?

[@bigpoppa3020]

Not really, I just can imagine being in that situation and getting so angry

[@Njumkiy]

PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@bigpoppa3020]

Njumkiy Lets Play Nobody asked you, NUMJACKACKOF F

[@Njumkiy]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[@egordon706]

But I really want to know why they should take the website offline!

[@Blue_N0va]

Story of my life. The reactions of those kids tells it all

[@OG_SayMoreHomie]

1:19 The whiteboard says "murders" over the pie chart.

[@nicholasferguson4295]

Did anyone else notice the pie chart of suicides and murders in the background at 1:51?

[@toddchavez8274]

Sarah's yellow nail polish really pops in this episode and ngl she looks pretty awesome.

[@funkydino3471]

Look at the board on the wall 1:49

[@ash-uq4nd]

Omg I noticed that

[@funkydino3471]

+Tess Martin lol

[@fukuro9507]

School group projects in a nutshell.

[@oomip]

THANK YOU SAVIOR OF THE WORLDS! We need more people like you.

[@ykakutani]

WE KNOW WHO KILLED PAT!

[@randomnobody9625]

😂😂😂

[@johnrobert4476]

In reality that kid would have had the shit beaten out of him.

[@oni8717]

I was once like this, and I must apologize for my past actions that have left people in coma due to my obnoxious behaviour.

[@kozoley]

Why didn't they get amir to do this episode?

[@jarlbalgruuf2415]

It's peanut butte jelly time!

[@raidho5433]

What are you doing walking around dressed like a damned woman!?

[@vkalishnikov]

"His stupid face is distracting everybody"That made my day

[@jackkliegerman5909]

Once a kid did something similar to that, only he punched me repeatedly and claimed that he had muscle spasms. I ended up decking him and he started screaming "He hit me! He's a bully!" So I hit him a bit harder. I got lunch detention, but it was worth it.

[@rinaberman7686]

+The Stormtrooper Sniper That's kind of funny to me. Someone close to me has Tourette's, so he'll backhand the air repeatedly. Car and plane rides can be quite interesting :P

[@rinaberman7686]

The Stormtrooper Sniper Oh, I believe it. I was saying.

[@jackkliegerman5909]

***** I know, I was just clarifying that he didn't have turrets.

[@rosielow527]

+The Stormtrooper Sniper 1 year ago a guy in the other class went up to his friend and kicked him in the... nuts... The sad thing was his parents weren't called

[@jackkliegerman5909]

Rosie Low I hate it when that happens! Like this one time a group of people ambushed me and my friend, beat the crap out of us, I hit them once, they run and cry to the teacher. When I tell my side of the story to the teacher, she responds with, "Oh they're too do something like that." I got detention and they got a pat on the back for "Reporting a bully." Note: I had never even talked to these kids before this event.

[@slopedarmouredpony]

I wish I could have those "that one kid was obnoxious, but me and the rest of the class knocked sense into him" stories, but I was the nerd, so I was the cannon fodder. Of course, I was the "obnoxious" kid because I wanted to actually participate in the class rather than sleep or talk about the latest television show. At least that got me to be friends with teachers, but I have still yet to realize that my teachers were more valuable friends than any of the asshat students I met. Because, apparently telling a work group to shut up about Game of Thrones to think of an idea for the latest class project is obnoxious.

[@JourneyToJourneyman]

I'm with you fellow nerd! I actually want to LEARN and not waste my time by doing stupid crap that probably won't matter in several years.

[@InnovativeAspirations]

PotatoesAreGood :3 That's literally what highschool is.

[@InnovativeAspirations]

PotatoesAreGood :3 Doing shit that doesn't matter.

[@slopedarmouredpony]

Christian Stewart I wouldn't know about this. I had teachers who actually gave a shit about education. Then again, I went to a private school.

[@iRepPure]

Wait..you have still yet to realize that your teachers were more valuable friends than any of the students? If your saying it, than you have realised it. But I guess they weren't that valuable because they failed to teach you literacy.

[@planetary109]

People keep telling stories about some kid who was a bully, but being obnoxious is different. This is the type of obnoxious where they take everything you say literally just to annoy the shit out of you.

[@marcusparker7414]

This is what happens when you get TOO logical...talking about "can you actually prove that he did anything wrong" Yep! it all lies in common sense. Thanks to those "smarties" the obnoxious kid got away with murder. He'll walk out the door too because the others will be arguing about the most logical replacement for their website haha.

[@jongarman9294]

I love how College Humor takes issues in America and turns them into little comical videos that seemingly have nothing to do with anything. When really, there is a lot hidden behind within the video. Take how, over time, America keeps rationalizing things that people do to be ok without really focusing on the consequences of those actions. Take spanking for example. for YEARS whuppin a kids ass was ok. It was normal. That's simply how things were done. Until some 'genius' went all "my parents tried to discipline me, and I didn't like it, so now I have fuckin PTSD from getting spanked" No shit dude, that's why ya do it. If you touch a hot stove you learn not to do that shit. And then people wonder why the Nations youth is out of control.

[@henrysodergren7807]

Your joking right

[@Robloxman226]

"It was better when we were traditional. Smoking was the bee's knees back in the day, but then some 'genius' went and toppled our ignorant delusions and was all like 'hey, maybe we can take a jog instead and benefit the human race!' And people wonder why our nation's youth is out of control..."

[@kramnosiraj]

college humour is actually funny. like honestly, so many youtube shows and not a chuckle out of me. here? all the laughs and variations of the word

[@sLiMeoftheCITY]

KZbin comments in a nutshell.

[@jacksaunders3953]

Don't forget 4chan or Reddit!

[@jwurnig]

If I were Mike Trapp's defense attorney, this video would be Exhibit A.

[@AnaBana987]

Calling strangers on the internet names because you disagree with them? Classy.

[@seanandrada2245]

The guy in glasses goes to buzzfeed now

[@shareten1247]

0:00 looks like the textures didnt load yet

[@EnygmaHD]

Dan plays the part SO well.

[@shayb97]

So we can now deduct that dan is older than Pat and Streeter.

[@TheSecondBeef]

Looking at stuff made in 2010 feels unreal. Simpler times

[@Splourf]

There is always that one person in your class.

[@MRAaBbDdIi]

There is one of these kids in every class in every school in the entire world

[@wix118]

I miss all of these guys

[@MartClips]

The kids agreeing with him are even worse.

[@aaronhi50]

It's sad because the website really was taken off the Internet :(

[@freespirit7614]

Plot twist...Trapp never killed Pat but Dan came back to finish the job 😂

[@rockycycle2682]

Best video on YT.

[@theundergradanalysis]

How to start a fight 101

[@maulerXX]

The irony is that many years later they actually did take their website entirely off the internet and moved all their content to Facebook because Facebook was lying to everyone about view numbers and it almost destroyed College Humor.

[@lyhenglim6969]

Facebook is on the internet

[@leemo142]

I was actually expecting a Eat a snickers, you're not you when you're hungry. slogan

[@someguy34hnt]

I just LOVE the sheer ''NPC puritan'' predictions in this aswell as the comedy

[@Whirlwindwinter]

And now if you are reading this then, you are now blinking manually.

[@rotoscopic8757]

Glad to see at least 1 of Dan's enablers taste the fruit of his own bleeding heart policy.

[@ohPsyq]

As I'm typing this, I've stopped breathing for a solid minute and a half. I feel lightheaded.

[@JackY-pu5nh]

0:41 Chandler Bing: No touching, can’t get mad. No touching, can’t get mad.

[@jdbwgshssbnrjrjdhsjsjs799]

Most buzzfeed workers are at collage humor now

[@elidrissii]

I have a bad memory so I'll be back to normal in a few seconds.

[@Wolfsangel14]

THE WINDOW IS SNOWING

[@FoxyKun]

1:53 The pie chart in the background Suicides and Murders. What are they graphing?!

[@bndawg2973]

OH MAH GAWD I AM NOT EVENING TALKING TO YOU I AM TYPING!

[@ryanclark4847]

I know a kid like that named Brian. He annoys people just to get attention and I kinda feel bad for him because he doesn't really have any friends, but its his own fault.

[@Darkteen75]

You're not alone.

[@mvemjsunp8]

"OMG, HOW AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO MURDER PATRICK" LOL

[@anirishpotato4427]

In the background there was a pie chart on a whiteboard, and it was mostly shaded in. It also said the shaded in part was suicides, and blank was murders. That blank part is getting a little bit bigger.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

That pie chart was of suicides and murders. I'm really scared that Dan is no longer with Collegehumor because that means he's loose in the world, unmonitored.

[@elijohnson2660]

It's funny cuz almost everyone in this sketch left collegehumor. And most of the funny left with them.

[@Userjellyfish43]

the one in glasses is currently on buzzfeed

[@XceptionOvrRuled]

You just won the internet

[@vojta6734]

That whiteboard is actually way more intersting than the rest od the video

[@steuth16]

his anger isn't better than the guy from Online Gamer.

[@mahdimohamedsani7410]

Oh, I see what you're trying to say! Very ironic.

[@Mekcstriker]

Lol the way he says "well Pats dead" xD couldn't hold in the laugh

[@LockJawCouchFace]

This is made so much better by the fact that while Dan is the “obnoxious kid,” Streeter is the kid who takes himself way to seriously. The idea he’s proposing in between Dan’s outbreaks is absolutely ludicrous, yet he is very serious about it.

[@haydenfontaine9412]

a kid in my 2nd grade class was way worse tan you could imagine

[@Miyanoai14]

This was recommended to me in 2019 and omg Pat's true murderer was here all along.

[@samprice6166]

This is every kid in my fucking class.

[@williamgarcia6507]

"Dan are you murdering Patrick? Dan: his face is distracting! Patrick: he's right, better let him finish lmfao

[@LootFragg]

It is a not so subtle indicator of defeat. He gave up a whole while ago and did not even have a point to defend. Don't pity him. Not because he doesn't deserve it but because he hasn't lost anything. He can still try to win a debate if he actually wants to. He was just lazy. I appreciate your way of leading civil debates. You're a good person to talk freely on the internet. ^^