Cologuard Patient Collection Kit Instructions (UK)

[@dianedunbar1805]

Thank you for this video, it makes things so much simpler than what it looks like when opening the kit.

[@nicholasselvaggi54]

01:53 Thank you for letting us know no stool was harmed in the making of this video. 😁

[@Mesreg]

Thank you for this best and clear instruction for Cologuard. Even the company KZbin page is not clearly stating how to use it. 👍

[@blackmownkey]

What happens if I get urine in the collection bin? Its kinda of difficult not to do. Women's opening are closer together than the collection kit allots for...

[@r.c.3171]

thank you because i didn’t know what to do

[@aaronkedzierski5194]

Me neither 🥵 so helpful

[@michaelC7452]

Lol well that makes me another of many not knowing what or how to

[@lashayanesmith1019]

This was an informative video. Thank you for making the collection process easy to understand.

[@WannaKamaka]

Best instruction video!! Other ones on You Tube are not as specific. Thx!

[@postersm7141]

I just completed mine today. I was also confused and called the customer service and believe it or not the lady on the phone was amazing and very informative. I like how the guy in the video was reading the instructions while on the bowl. I did the same thing. Forget about the people that have to deliver it through the mail I’m working Searne about the person that has to open it up in the lab.

[@mrsoul8076]

GAS MASK!😖

[@dennismelton2261]

@@mrsoul8076 yep

[@mbena7869]

They have fume hoods.

[@myway2653]

Thank you. I have been putting it off.

[@kat5781]

Me, too!

[@tesfayecamiso9854]

🙏🙏🙏I was wondering how I was going to do it.that was easy.thanks again for you putting this video .

[@carlpahnke8992]

Glad to see science evolving. Cologuard uses DNA to detect 94% of stage 1 and 2 cancers while helping avoid a risky and invasive colonoscopy. Colonoscopy is not 100% perfect as it misses cancers and precancers and has risks due to the prep. cardiac events due to sedation and infection risks due to scopes that aren't sterile. Colonoscopy also results in a perforated bowel for about 1 in 500 patients. For these reasons colonoscopy should be (in my opinion) used only for diagnosis after a positive Cologuard test. After all, we use CT scans and X-rays before other surgeries.

[@omgbygollywow]

But colonoscopy can remove any polyps right away. Also, if you do a Cologuard first and have a positive test, then you have to do colonoscopy anyway, and at that point, insurance will not pay for colonoscopy if you previously did a Cologuard test. Yes, colonoscopy sucks, but it is better in some ways compared to Cologuard.

[@carlpahnke8992]

@@omgbygollywow yes, but over 80% of Cologuard user's do not test positive. Also, after May 31st of this year follow up colonoscopy reimbursement will be mandatory. Soon,. Cologuard user's will have absolutely nothing to lose and face no risk of complications while screening for a disease or polyps that they very likely do not have.

[@omgbygollywow]

@@carlpahnke8992 They say that Cologuard will not detect precancerous polyps, but Colonoscopy will and they can remove that immediately during the Colonoscopy. That might be the biggest and most important thing, because you don't want to let it get to the point of turning into cancer. Colonoscopy is still the gold standard.

[@carlpahnke8992]

@@omgbygollywow actually cologuard does detect polyps. It detects 69% of SSL polyps (the one's most likely to turn into cancer and most difficult to detect via colonoscopy). Also, should cologuard miss cancer or polyps you're due back in 3 years and have another chance to catch it before turning to late stage. Should issues be missed via colonoscopy and you're deemed "clean" you'll not be due back for 10 years giving cancer more time to advance to later stages. Studies show colonoscopy misses an average of 5% of cancer ( as high as 11% dr dependant).

[@10mikemike89]

@@omgbygollywow that's not true.

[@nygal6288]

No one talks about what happens if you have to pee same time, cuz it CAN happen!!! I felt like I needed to (for me, both usually comes same time), but luckily it didn't happen, thank goodness because it would take a really special skill to hold it while the other stuff comes out!!!!! 😁

[@sudanlindsay6859]

What’s in the box? What’s in the box!!! 😱

[@whatchamacallit70]

First time I send poop in the mail. It was fun.

[@marianavidesgreen8085]

Perfect timing! Thank you so much 🙏🏽

[@maryridchuk1292]

Thank you for creating this video

[@JoJo-lh5ww]

I'm just glad I don't have to drink that prep stuff anymore. Tfs

[@RepublicTeaRoom]

GREAT INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO! THANK YOU U.K.!

[@TheNtk613]

This was so helpful. I read the directions numerous times. Couldn't figure out when to pour in the solution.

[@broccolirob5026]

Are you not supposed to grab the poop with your hands?

[@broccolirob5026]

Asking for a friend 🤥

[@cherylmccray7463]

@@broccolirob5026 no you don't have to touch it with your hand only with the scrapper in the tube

[@chouavcha9074]

Thank you for this video it's very helpful ☺️ got my done today n send 👍🏻👍🏻😊

[@ultracalicokittycat]

I took the box to a U.P.S. drop off location; the box clearly has arrows that show you're supposed to handle it right-side up, the counter person took the box, put it on its side to scan it, then tossed it into a bin on the floor 🤣🤣🤣

[@adrienneroxanne9833]

Did you take it to a CVS? 😮

[@Groundskeeper-c4n]

😂 I was wondering if it had been a bucket of chocolates that you had handed me, My bad, lmao. Yeah, That's odd.

[@Rave0851]

Count me out!

[@jasont7814]

How dare they not treat your shit like royalty.

[@nawalrahnemoon1837]

Thank you for this video, it really helps me.

[@dilya2usa]

Thank you so much for this video. I’m going to do it tomorrow !

[@henryherrin9217]

This video was very helpful 💙♥️🌍 Thanks ☺️ September 2020♥️👍

[@alanlandsman702]

Excellent video,thank you.

[@manooch]

That is interesting , every KZbin video I look to find how to use something , in the first minute of that video my main question is answered...here I needed to know how to open the box without damaging it(should be sent to Cologuard again) ...here at 0:24 easily I see that

[@mmjaljs]

Thanks for the post!

[@pierrettekabongo7387]

Thank you to making the video clear

[@anthonyraineri5190]

Thank you, for the video.

[@mattiesimmons8377]

Thank you need this.. Doing my test tomorrow

[@rnorfor2002]

for me this video help me the best

[@jojogurl83021]

So when ups comes to pick up, they will know what's in that box!! 😲🤔

[@alphaomega1351]

UPS don't know shit! No, wait ✋️... 😶

[@kat5781]

And?

[@waterclear26]

@@alphaomega1351 lol 😂 😂😂 that cracked me up 😂😂

[@DragonQueen78]

Trust me there is plenty of literal crap getting sent in the mail on a daily basis lol😊

[@geoffreydove]

Thank You for this video !

[@roberte2945]

I just pinched me loaf in the box and mailed it back, simple as

[@QPSbatch92]

Thank you, Where can I get the return label postage please?

[@adrienneroxanne9833]

It's on the front of your box.

[@hccp11]

Excelente explicación Gracias

[@rosazwick]

Why do they want the rest of the stool?

[@Jessica_Rose131]

When you’re a woman it hard not to pee when pooping

[@AnhTran-et4kp]

👍Like. Thank you

[@johnparker1577]

😮WOW 😳 Something stank in this warehouse 😂😂

[@Retired2021]

[@MrHoliday2usir]

Do you ship it "turd class"

[@atticuskuhn1534]

la la la... Brown paper packages wrapped up in strings... These are a few of my favorite things.

[@dianabranham7332]

My local pickup won't take my package. What do I do

[@ymmij1973]

Mine will just be pure liquid no solids. They're going to open up the test kit and be like wtf! Also just curious...so women can't just poop and not pee? Poop in the bucket pull it out and then pee into the toilet.

[@patriciafrields2477]

Thanks

[@ibuprofenPill]

I’m a 6’4”, 265lb man, all muscle. Just from this video, I can tell the container will NOT be large enough. My usual constitution is over a foot long. Sorry for TMI, but that dinky little turd in the video is 1/3 the size of mine. Is there an extra large kit available? Doesn’t look one size fits all to me.

[@jasont7814]

I’m 6-2, 230, with a 34” waist. I like long romantic drives along the coast, tacos, and my favorite color is red.

[@ibuprofenPill]

@@jasont7814 ok, how large are your turds?

[@ibuprofenPill]

@@jasont7814 do you sh!t rabbit pellets?

[@jasont7814]

@@ibuprofenPill You seem to have quite the fixation.

[@ibuprofenPill]

@@jasont7814 part of the video is about POOPING IN A BUCKET. Go troll somewhere else.

[@45kittyboo]

😂😂😂😂thank you for sharing this video

[@rosazwick]

And what if I have diarrhea type of stool?

[@stevez2270]

Why am I reminded of the SNL skit with Justin Timberlake.... it's my shit in a box!

[@kfcj00]

thanks

[@trending994]

Mine didn't come with a large container just a small cup

[@raqueltyler7751]

I got no instructions on my box

[@rainriderpnw6259]

I'd do it except I won't put the doctor in the loop, you should fix that.

[@johnkrimminger183]

Didn't think they would show an actual poop.

[@aaronkedzierski5194]

No stool was used in the making of this video

[@SOBO-sq3nk]

I’m sure that’s not really poop. Calm down and maybe grow up.

[@MN-fc5so]

My concern is that once you pull the liquid into your stool during shipping and all the shaking around...can the stool Fall Apart?

[@myprivacy998]

why do you care?

[@enousoroh8670]

I hardly make stool that firm, anyway. Unless I'm dehydrated, and that's a rare condition for me to be in as my hydration is usually topnotch 👍🏽

[@yenivalladares5693]

Gracias lo entendí mucho mejor aki

[@Homer19521]

Just know that your Dr. maybe giving your phone number & email address to Cologuard & they will be calling, texting, emailing you all kinds of crap (pun intended). If I knew they were getting all this info about me, I would have done the colonoscopy.

[@d.shannon261]

Just saw a CBS News story saying, if it is positive it will cost you $1,900 in diagnostic tests. Now what???

[@synthesizerisking2886]

Why every video has people having these baby sized bms? They must do this on nearly an empty stomach???😳😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

[@juliewoodcock4655]

I'm not sure women are going to find this product useful. You cannot get urine into the sample at all, and when you're trying to pass a stool, even a tiny bit will contaminate it. Sorry for the TMI. Should be great for guys though.

[@FMITB]

Justin Timberlake: "IT'S MY MY SHIT IN A BOX!"

[@Vriappiopoi]

They should at least pixel out the poop.

[@snakemannn1744]

A ++++

[@broccolirob5026]

This is just a scheme for scat enthusiasts that wanna smell dookie. What are y’all gonna do with a dingleberry on a q-tip

[@10mikemike89]

😂

[@cyril4284]

I’m in Colorguard and ummmmmmm i thought this was satire

[@daniellestevens2068]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@deabruzo]

This was perfect except in the US I wanted to check for shipping. The difference in how its communicated was disheartening, in that it reflects what idiots we are that we needed such child-friendly (childish) instructions. Regardless, both visuals were more helpful than the printed instructions/illustrations. Thank you.

[@katherenewedic8076]

Seriously you can't do this in the lab similar to a urine sample? instead you have to send your s*** through the mail. delivery people do not get paid enough!

[@SOBO-sq3nk]

They’re not touching it, moron! And trust and believe, way worse is sent in the mail. Literally, they don’t care.

[@jesticejohn9467]

UH, IM UH NOT GOING TO LIE......UH, THE FACT IS I .......COVER CHILDRENS EYES......MISSED! YEP, MISSED THE BUCKET ......NOT KIDDING.....AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS MISSED?.....'FOLKS' I MISSED BAD, 'COLO' GOT REAL MESSED UP.....BAD IT WAS BAD......NOW YOU KNOW.

[@justinsmolik2834]

ah yes. here it is. the lesser-known, not as successful, sequel to "d*** in a box", "s*** in a box"

[@misst5417]

This video was very helpful. But *************WARNING***************Not for those with weak stomachs! 🤢

[@transws6am]

Tha k God they made sure to show us the actual turd. I think we got the point without that graphic.

[@scroungyredneck936]

My turds won’t fit in that little box

[@SOBO-sq3nk]

No, maybe not…….but funny how there’s plenty of room for them in your head.

[@mistervacation23]

I wonder how they dispose all over those nasty boxes of s**t. Pure nasty

[@MrParis215]

Uhhhhh yea....😳 I'll just get a Colon Check Instead🤦🏾.... Cause it's gonna be a homicide if I mail off my Shit lol

[@atticuskuhn1534]

I can't do this. NO way, no how. Disgusting. I could do everything except the scraping. Used to be you'd go to the Doctors, maybe get a blood test order and leave. Even in the olden days the Doctors office would draw the blood and send it in. Now, I go in and get all kinds of things I have to do, running all over the place, taking time off work, wasting gas, after the Provider spends maybe 10 minutes with me getting hundreds for just sitting on the computer going down a list, then moves on and forgets about me as they were never really "present" in the first place. We should be able to go to the Docs, "go" in a tub and give it to them, and done. Today, Doctors, well, "Providers" lower level and less educated, P.A.'s now don't really do anything except go down a list on the computer and move on to the next exam room where no exam takes place and it could have been done on a phone call.

[@randytaylor535]

That's a nice looking turd.

[@wadehellolads1648]

just for real go to a doctor not do this (this will take a long time to get stuff anddd if someone has poop that is BIG it will be a bad time)

[@myprivacy998]

These are normally ordered by a doctor as a first step to save patients from have to get the more invasive procedure.

[@SOBO-sq3nk]

So, we’re all watching this video because a Doctor ordered it for us to do. Dude, seriously WHY are you watching it since clearly you know nothing about it??? Weirdo.

[@daniellestevens2068]

This was my doctor who had it sent to me.

[@RikerLovesWorf]

I'm just imagining someone taking the ultimate dump of their life that basically fills the container with the most vile stinking turdy diarrhea and the people at the Cologuard lab opening it up.

[@roberte2945]

You wouldn't mail it to Rich Evans?

[@RikerLovesWorf]

@@roberte2945 What's the difference

[@SOBO-sq3nk]

I’m sure they’ve seen it all.

[@aspenbrooke515]

It says not to use if you have diarrhea.

[@deeno4919]

Lol

[@GeorgeKnew]

Cologuard, IMHO... is a total FRAUD. They say they test 11 different "bio-markers"... and for blood. Two stool samples are sent in... two different containers... yet... the ONLY result they will give is either "positive"... or "negative"... additionally, they say that the FDA has not given any guidelines as to the "bio-markers" and what would indicate a positive or negative result... I called Cologuard and asked them to send me the results in raw form... the "bio-markers" and the blood test results... they refused. I asked them why, if they, in fact, actually did the tests... why they could not print out the results and mail them to me and my Gastroenterologist... they had no answer. I think this may be a criminal SCAM... preying on people who are concerned about colon cancer and are trying to avoid a colonoscopy... it is a DISGRACE.

[@ljjackson7106]

Could anyone DOUBT this in 2022?????

[@resistor8735]

I don't trust anything about the test

[@GeorgeKnew]

@@resistor8735 And you shouldn't. IMO, Cologuard is a total CON-JOB. Much better to do an at-home FIT test, around $20 vs the $700 Colo-ripoff... and more reliable, as there is no underlying "agenda" for positive results to feed the Gastro-Doc colonoscopy game ($3000+ each)...

[@brucepal3907]

Horrible product.... just get a colonoscopy instead of enduring the horrible stress brought on by the high level of false positives this thing gives.

[@perfidioybarra6548]

Needonecentto 144511thst

[@strykerthepsycher8412]

I"m not going anywhere near my poop! F that!!!

[@Rwalt61]

Like their commercials over here. "I'm over 45 and I shit in box because I did my way."

[@Rwalt61]

Make sure you ate the biggest plate full of burritos, tacos and a big heaping bowl of chilli before sending your turdbox off to the lab.