The Bakerloo Line Tourist Guide | Train Sim World 2

[@papasmurfette007]

I think your 'spongy side panel crash barrier thing' is to stop the elephants from bumping into the castle...

[@natgrant1364]

Thoroughly enjoyable video! It doesn't matter that there's no scenery other than the stations. All that was needed here was the commentary. Kinda wish I could visit the British Isles as it would be genuinely fascinating. And yeah, I'd buy some silly souvenirs.

[@payt01]

Several years ago, when it was announced that Mircrosoft train simulator was in the works, I kind of chuckled to myself 'Oh that'll be fun.. we can go forwards, and we can go backwards! Yayay!!'. I still feel a bit weird about train sims, but I can at least appreciate that they can look pretty. In this case.. well what can I say.. lol. I'm glad that at least the Colonel had some fun with it. I guess the challenge is to apply the brakes in time, and to make sure that all the passengers end up piled up against the entry door of the cockpit, or whatever it's called in a train. I still have high hopes for wheelbarrow simulator :)

[@Mr_JMB]

Great to see TSW back on here. I'd love to see you do the Red Bank Rotation scenario on Northern Trans-Pennine, or taking the 101 for a jaunt up the LGV :D

[@OkSharkey]

28:48 I very much love the specific shade being thrown here

[@AdamL]

I came to the comments just to try and find context for this 🤣

[@Kyznar1]

Its like a 1 man rambling podcast, and its brilliant!

[@pyromaniacal13]

This is why your train is late: The Colonel wasn't sure what station he was at and had to look at the signage.

[@vaporisedair4919]

0:20 If my experience in London taught me anything it’s cause the rent is cheaper, they would need to spend most of the time commuting anyway and the bakerloo line is the hotest (as in temperature)

[@theeutecticpoint]

Exceptional episode, the commentary on London and its stations was beyond superb! Never going to get this kind of tour from a former Londoner.

[@philipbossy4834]

"Mind the gap" is my favorite London tat.

[@lnrbry]

As an American that had spent 12 years in England, thank you. We would drive to West Ruislip (there is/ was a US Navy base there with parking just down the road from the tube stop) and just buy a day pass.. seeing the attention to detail the game provides is amazing. Thank you very much for a bit of nostalgia for me. BTW Embankment stop has a pub which i visited, and later saw in one of the "Mission Impossible" movies so, there is that tidbit of useless information...

[@ctx4241]

Oh yess, Colonel noticed trend that TSW videos with above 0 skill level and rant about trains and real life experiences tend to do great! Excited to see more! btw TSW2 should have brighter front lights 😁

[@alexcrawford6162]

Ah this is gonna be fun, I can already tell!

[@petrubalau7007]

Oxford Circus Tube Station services: Bakerloo, Central and Victoria. Most important need to know thing about Oxford Circus Tube Station: avoid at all costs. Angus Central is at Oxford Circus, right by the station :P Picadilly Circus must see thing: The Lego Store (I've been told is the largest in the world). Embankment: one of the few stations with the male voice (announcements).

[@GretchenDawntreader]

I visited Oxford and it is quite lovely with the university and all, but you are right about not being in a hurry, people with their faces in books will just kind of wander into the street more or less diagonally making their way to the other side over an indeterminate period of time and I guess it's just understood that Thou Shalt Not Run Over thee Scholars.

[@danielsnow2013]

I think we can all enjoy the Colonel Tourist Guide's constant insulting of everywhere single place in the country!

[@sqweloookle]

They renamed Piccadilly Picardilly in honor of the new Star Trek Picard show. Lol I love the tube trains, I has a tube train car model? Thingy. And when you came into the stations a people milling about where too close I was like Oi back behind the yellow line!

[@CycolacFan]

I like that you’re awarded points for abandoning a train halfway into a tunnel to instead buy a newspaper.

[@sihollett]

Nothing at Charing Cross? The Northern Line station perhaps feels a little out of the way, but the Bakerloo line station is right under Trafalgar Square - which was its previous name before the Jubilee line came along and linked the two stations and made them one, before getting bored and deciding to divert via Westminster. And it's the Victoria line at Oxford Circus.

[@colonelfailure]

That's the one! I was tripping myself up because I knew it wasn't the northern, but knew it was a north/south job.

[@krakenpots5693]

Elephant and castle is named after an event, when a spanish princess was to visit. To honor her, the town put up banners with the words: "el Infanta Castel", which bore such resemblance to the now well renouned pair of words that it caused great mirth, the anger of the concerned princess, and the re-naming of the area!!!

[@UKTVGlod]

There is or perhaps was an Elephant and Castle at Elephant and Castle, it's made of concrete and on top of a plinth outside the shopping centre that's now being demolished after being flogged off to developers for peanuts by the council. There's also a pub. And Lambeth North is where you go for the Imperial War Museum.

[@tmarritt]

Originally it was a pub, pub got blown up in the war and the shopping centre was built with the statue on, now they are ripping that down but there is a new pub with the same name.

[@ethanchernicoff5750]

Elephant and Castle is named after a pub outside of the station

[@tmarritt]

Pubs gone.

[@Bo_D_Hansen]

Thanks Sam/Colonel Failure for the tourist guide with the London Underground Bakerloo Line I really enjoyed it 🇩🇰🇩🇰

[@Hmuda]

Wish you'd have gone the other way. I checked another guy's video and the accuracy of the scenery was jawdropping. And above ground is usually more interesting to look at than a dark tube. ; )

[@TheCelt76]

there is a statue of an Elephant with a castle onit in elephant and castle london. there was an 80's sit com that used to be based there

[@KevinMcMullin_TV]

I've worked at the world famous BBC Maida Vale Studios before. It's a very well known recording space for classical and popular music and was the location where Bing Crosby made his last recordings. A strange place... and not far from Warwick Avenue Tube station! Plus, Often went between Broadcasting House (get on at Oxford Circus) and Maida Vale on this tube line. P.s. Premieres usually happen in Leicester Square. No-one knows why.

[@colonelfailure]

*facepalm* They do, of course. I always walk it from Piccadilly.

[@oakenshield6]

They filmed part of The Omen at Guildford Cathedral. Make of this what you will...

[@travellifewithjobo5740]

Guildford Cathedral is awesome

[@572Btriode]

Well that was fun Colonel, almost as good as Yeoman Warder Bill Callaghan. Excellent.

[@ChrisComley]

Elephant and Castle - derived from "Infanta de Castille". You'll remember her from S1 of Blackadder. :)

[@rickboivin7732]

Merry Christmas English Voice Assistant. Haven't heard from you in a while.

[@Davetg01]

Made me laugh. Your suggestion that London is a hole of a place is great. I agree I live in the NE lol.

[@garingdahl]

I like using the Lap (Brake 5) to keep me going that little bit if I brake too hard too soon.

[@jeffbishop9404]

Warwick Avenue - Also a song made famous by the artist Duffy, I think?

[@mr8I7]

Think you're right. Don't forget Baker Street by Gerry Rafferty as well!

[@goodboy6113]

Thankgod, I love Colonel's simulation videos! nobody does it like him!

[@thedumgamer2046]

Colonel's guide to london... As a londoner i rate it 5/5... Also you got the Bakerloo, Central and Victoria line in oxford circus so its a hellhole

[@perrival]

Having lived in Surrey all my life, I strongly concur.

[@viktorwikstrom1228]

Oh, now I feel like I need to visit London and go with the tube. Only to look at all the things you talked about haha 😅

[@StoneE4]

I'm disappointed there was no sax solo at Baker Street.

[@pieter2236]

Warwick to Warwick Avenue - 92miles, 20 out - not bad for Mr Bulldozer

[@jsprague2453]

YES, I was hoping you'd do the Tube. This should be fun.

[@jsprague2453]

It was fun! It's even more fun if you pretend his entire commentary has been picked up by a hot-mic'd train PA system and punters were in the train going "Ah, very interesting!"

[@Erinxh]

19:47 Map you're looking for? Do wonder if it's readable.

[@TonySpike]

Your supposed to find the empty frames at the stations like at 21:07 and paste the maps their yourself

[@RandomWombleP]

Colonel if you do this again feel like it could do with the addition of Emma Clarkes spoof underground announcements at each stop while you let pax on or off (she did the real ones for the Bakerloo and Central) or your own version the of them, some of your scathing comments were not too dissimilar. Battersea is more Victoria than Waterloo although the view is now somewhat ruined by the development.

[@TeamWolfmountain]

Yep here for the banter and i am not disappointed

[@reservetruls]

I saw the four-way split, points challenge of this line, or one very similar. The level of smug oozing out of the top right corner could rival any Prius driver. (edit, top left)

[@colonelfailure]

Yeah, that shouldn't be allowed.

[@wimpie031]

The real question is of course. What DID your phone find before you hurled it across the room....

[@colonelfailure]

It's never anything worthwhile.

[@wimpie031]

@@colonelfailure Could be, then again the phone might found the exit you were looking for. We’ll never know....

[@leagueofrailway101]

It really cool to know to routes and station and another shenanigans of other countries Really cool man

[@Atrail_Mckinley4786]

Best london tourist guide ever

[@agolftwittler1223]

Oh yes, the Colonel is back in a train. Gonna be good 😎 Merry Christmas folks 🎄

[@mj-tk3gs]

Ah the colonel is back in a train, this is going to be fun!!

[@rickboivin7732]

Was half expecting a dissertation on Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup...

[@mickeypigduck2307]

Just picked up this game as it was on sale on Steam. Looking forward to discovering all the new features. And perhaps learn to talk like the Colonel. What language is that again?

[@leewood2409]

Always a good watch Colonel

[@oocares]

Ahh, Queens Park, my local Bakerloo station. No Overground trains today?

[@iLied12]

You don’t talk rubbish at all ;) Sorry for taking so long to view it, another TSW2 video got in the way.

[@Lighting_Desk]

The Tyne and Wear Metro says 'Hold my beer'.

[@jsprague2453]

Bakerloo, Central, and Victoria for Oxford Circus.

[@mainframe3978]

There was a map on the train twice you went by one lol classic

[@davidy7004]

Whatever happened to the Electrosport Racing in TSW2? Did that end up in the wood-chipper of doom?

[@TonySpike]

Fairly sure your supposed to paste the tube maps on the empty frames you see in the same fasion as you did with the newspapers

[@thomac]

when has the tube ever been so empty

[@thomac]

@James Mack Fair enough

[@benrgrogan]

Haha even during COVID, this is probably the quietest I've seen it.

[@copwatchuk4637]

Wow, my first train I drove and it's so real

[@maz1699]

Yes it’s been a long time since Sam has done TSW gameplay!

[@papasmurfette007]

Please refer to Today's Secret above...

[@maz1699]

No crossing the streams.... I’m talking about how Sam hasn’t done TSW on his channel (Colonel Failure) in a while. But I see what you mean. He’s doing Koln-Aachen now

[@colonelfailure]

@@maz1699 I only use my superhero name here :)

[@maz1699]

@@colonelfailure well hopefully no one else see these comments. Probably too late anyway! 😅

[@huccabybrown8547]

We also have Clotted Cream and Scones!

[@Strafe2011]

There is only one place I want to visit in London that I haven't been to - HMS Belfast.

[@Noblemarq12]

If I ever go to England. where do I sign up for Failure Tours?

[@MrMo0nlight]

Why see the sights when you can have the Colonel describe them to you from a few dozen metres below the earth.

[@papasmurfette007]

I would take offence at your comments about Surrey as I was born there. However, as I left there at the age of 6 for sunnier and considerably southerner climes nearly 50 years ago, 'none taken'...

[@tsguy-h3q]

I guess you should fancy the keyboard controls.

[@animaltvi9515]

Nothing to say about lambeth. . What do you mean nothing to say ? I was born there . Did you not see the blue plaque ?? . Elephant and castle was the name of an inn there. . The inn got its name from the crest featuring and Elephant with a castle on its back. used by a blacksmiths that previously occupied the site the Elephants significance being the use of ivory in handles .

[@mufcfan3837]

This man is a legend!!

[@jan4895]

They stayed in the train all night without social distancing. Scandal!

[@2812helenpaul]

well living just outside of Oxford i can say you never whant to drive in there or go there

[@christopherflynn4094]

Sorry to rain on your facts colonel. But Its actually quicker to get to Oxford from Paddington on the Great Western.

[@colonelfailure]

While that may be true, I always used the Chiltern line (but I was just outside Oxford).

[@xsaucecherryx]

Is this the train thats taking our fuel and oil (to make plastics) away from Gotham?

[@Tyrope]

The Friday slot..... Isn't it Monday?

[@colonelfailure]

It is. But the Friday slot will be a thing once slots are a thing. They're not yet. A thing, that is.

[@mobiletransportvideo]

I thought you were supposed to start the 72 stock in “inter”

[@DoctorMagdaki]

In advance of watching should I try to guess how many times you hit the emergency brakes? Let's go with four.

[@colonelfailure]

Hah! Shows what you know.

[@arokh72]

I tend to find Paddington a little unbearable.

[@juansdf1]

The voice of this dude reminds me... Is he one of the dudes of Dovetail Games?

[@colonelfailure]

Yes.

[@juansdf1]

@@colonelfailure Nice!! I knew you sounded familiar 😆

[@user-we1vn8tt8g]

Please do more tsw vids

[@aircooledorion]

From now on we refer to CF as world "famous colonel failure" just so he can get on the new years honours list and i will be first in the queue to see one of the royals heft a suitable axe/sword and choppy chop just for buchering what could have been a delightful discriptive tour of london. And the recording of his tour description is available at all tourist outlets as a warning to others

[@StuntpilootStef]

I'm disappointed Colonel, this tourist guide wasn't terrible at all.

[@chrisniemann4012]

Keyboard controls? Who are you?

[@jameshumble_gtuk6978]

Great video colonel failure

[@Hokieredneck]

why are all pubs called the "elephant and castle" in England?

[@colonelfailure]

History. Pub was probably built during the crusades... (probably wasn't).

[@declangaming24]

This is fun

[@Mass_hole508]

What's up Doc!

[@Mass_hole508]

[@Benjamin.Jamin.]

Yeah what the hell is it with Guildford. Bloody awful place and everyone I've met who lives there seems to think it's something special.

[@burgerpommes2001]

Have you ever played the M 3

[@colonelfailure]

I have.

[@damianc.0.681]

This guy sounds so similar to Sam at dtg

[@colonelfailure]

There's a reason for that ;)

[@afacelessname1378]

I thought it was Mary Le Bone named after the French Revolutionary.

[@mobiletransportvideo]

And you didn’t set up the rear car destination sign. You’re slacking colonel.

[@colonelfailure]

No need, I'm not going that way.

[@mobiletransportvideo]

@@colonelfailure I set it up for the destination. Maybe it’s a habit because nsw Australian trains that Have destination signs have a rear one. Our electric trains even have destination sign programmed for stations that go beyond the electric area.

[@WCML730]

Your a funny KZbinr

[@maz1699]

1:23

[@WCML730]

Hiiiii

[@NLTimmy]

This tube sim is rubbish - Ironoxide dust and soot are nowhere to be seen!

[@Howrider65]

Boring line.. Dovetail won't make a nice long line they just rip people off with short lines like this..

[@colonelfailure]

I've done all the routes if you'd like to post the same thing on each of them.

[@jonovens7974]

well, you managed to make a vid me missis watched - this was her transport line for 30 years. Pls don't do anything else that engages her.

[@colonelfailure]

Understood.

[@buddymanning8014]

LAME GAME and I bought 1&2 and tons of dlc for both. This game isn't in anyway Interested in NON EUROPEAN trains or routes. Its only given us the bare minimum of freight lines in US where there are so many routes they could add. Their not even going to try and get this game to multi-player within next two years. Tsw2 end of year Q&As on KZbin the guy with Pink bunny ears speaking for Dovetail? can not answer a question point blank. Avoid this game period unless you like playing by yourself ALL THE TIME. One dlc is $30 their expensive. Console play go be multi player. 2021 pc simulator offline is WEAK. Waste your mo ey and find out. LAME GAME OF 2021

[@thomasfinnegan2062]

Is it just me or is this game Boring