Love the passenger announcements. I drive a coach and regularly have to make announcements to my national holidays passengers and it’s as every bit informative as these 😂 I end each announcement with a spoken “Bing Bong” and as the tour goes on through the week you get passengers joining in with it. 🤪
@colonelfailure5 жыл бұрын
Worth every penny.
@dandagames60305 жыл бұрын
runs 105MPH in A 25 MPH zone yeah that's okay Passes a red signal UNACCEPTABLE
@hvymtal85665 жыл бұрын
105 through a 25? Knock yourself out. Passing a red signal without authorization from control? Jesus Christ, man, are you trying to cause a multi-billion-monies crash!?!?!?!?
@GrandT5 жыл бұрын
I didn't quite know how to tickle a biscuit, so I caressed a Hobnob.
@Bobbingtonn5 жыл бұрын
🤔
@papasmurfette0075 жыл бұрын
And the less said about a Scotch Finger, the better...
@ah13stu75 жыл бұрын
This is why we absolutely enjoy watching the Colonel driving trains his way. You're not sure what you are going to get but it's high octane entertainment either way.
@yellafella055 жыл бұрын
If the phrase "Tickle Your Biscuit" doesn't end up on a shirt, you're doing it wrong.
@dcbadger25 жыл бұрын
Transpennine is the only train I've been on in the UK. Rode from Whitby to Manchester Airport. Looked exactly like this except for the sun was out.
@finlandisntreal63714 жыл бұрын
"I like me controls soggy" has 2 meanings and I love both of em
@DWtrainsNZ5 жыл бұрын
Now that's the kind of Train Sim video I've come to expect from you. Much better 👍 Living up to your name for the first time in while. I don't come here to see serious driving.
@davidwhiting17615 жыл бұрын
Sweet music track at the beginning.
@meltingspoon7814 жыл бұрын
me: looking at the automatic wiper switch also me: ARE YOU BLIND
@StadtholderCow5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this! Loving the TSW 2020 content, Colonel!
@wilkybarkid5 жыл бұрын
Loving the music / speech at the guitartastic intro
@breakcoregivesmewo0od6115 жыл бұрын
i find it kinda lame.. to cheesy
@joshuacurtis38605 жыл бұрын
I managed to get just over 120 mph on the downhill between Marsden and Huddersfield however you could also get up to a much higher speed before that in the tunnel. I also got a spectacular crash as I went over the points into the loop at Huddersfield
@hatsjie25 жыл бұрын
LOVED IT! Maybe try the emergency brakes next time 😂
@lostwizard5 жыл бұрын
Went through the red signal at 110 mph. Bit anticlimactic, though. I was so hoping for an actual train wreck. :)
@XCrawlFan5 жыл бұрын
Impressed very much that TSW afforded such a large window for you to run OOC before either points or signals stopped you. 101!
@markpenrice62535 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of driving my old 1 litre Polo on motorways in an age before ATM, or too much of a need to be bothered about fuel consumption or mechanical sympathy. Get it up into top (ie, 4th), wedge your right foot firmly into the carpet, and do your damnedest to keep up with the beemers in the outside lane, themselves trying to beat the train between Birmingham and London... could sometimes keep the loud pedal fully jacked for the better part of two hours. General cruise and max uphill/downhill speeds were about the same, even.
@Elvo76845 жыл бұрын
Er ye gone too far this time Failure, as Mayor of Huddersfield I was friggin' appalled by ye comments about our fine city, and as for ye wanton disregard t safety like, and them there laws of thi British Railway, 'eck I can tell thee I were shaking with anger, so much so that thy nearly spilt thi Tetley tea. I was reet mad watching ye, and by not stoppin train at Huddersfield, ye selfishness resulted in several fellow flat capped Yorkshire men missing thi annual pigeon fanciers and whippet racing convention in Leeds. Thus allowing them fugglins' from Pontefract to take trophy for third year running. This is bloody typical of youth of today. I can tell thee lad tha thi is not welcome in Yorkshire.
@colonelfailure5 жыл бұрын
If you are actually mayor of Huddersfield, this is the best comment ever. If you are merely roleplaying the part and are simply conveying some Yorkshire-based outrage while in character I will point out that herself is from Yorkshire, and routinely hands out corporal punishment to a yokel like myself who has the temerity to pour scorn on any part of (what I'm assured is) "God's own county."
@SimonWitt5 жыл бұрын
@@colonelfailure if this was really the Mayor of Huddersfield would they drink Tetleys when they could've had Yorkshire Tea?
@philipbossy48345 жыл бұрын
Nice of the traffic controllers to keep all these green signals for your runaway train. We'll have to talk to that one guy who ruined the fun at the end.
@DutchRetroGuy5 жыл бұрын
I’m deeply saddened that I can’t like this video twice, loved it!
@KashouWannabe5 жыл бұрын
In this episode of Dovetail Extortion Simulator, The Colonel tries to outrun the rain.
@Isylon5 жыл бұрын
As I live between Huddersfield and Leeds, I had a good laugh on this!
@papasmurfette0075 жыл бұрын
Well, next time you hear the train roaring past, you'll think "Colonel's driving again"...
@ctrrocker31375 жыл бұрын
Live in the area too. Can't help but think but think of the best thing about Leeds, the train station out of it😂 especially if the colonel is plowing in at 100+
@jorbed5 жыл бұрын
Thoroughly enjoyed this video
@robmuzz5 жыл бұрын
This game looks beautiful.
@spudgun19785 жыл бұрын
Wiper - Left side of desk, has 3 points, under the Loco Brake?
@colonelfailure5 жыл бұрын
You are accused of neither finishing the video before making this comment nor reading today's secret message.
@spudgun19785 жыл бұрын
@@colonelfailure I admit guilty of not finishing the video before leaving the comment. I also didn't realise that you left secret messages. :)
@user-TROOPER425 жыл бұрын
With the 2020 tsw are the dlc's for the first tsw already in game are do you need to buy them?
@colonelfailure5 жыл бұрын
Any DLC you already have will work right away. TSW 2020 isn't so much a new game as a new starter pack.
@ParanoimiaUK5 жыл бұрын
Well, my biscuits were tickled... especially by the final monologue. Also, I've started saying your name in my head in the same fashion as the old Captain Caveman cartoon. "Colonel... FAAAAAAAIIIILUUUUUUREEEE!!!" It seemed appropriate: similar era to this train, and similar attitude to Health & Safety. 🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/j3WWZ42epa2Dpqc
@colonelfailure5 жыл бұрын
I strongly approve.
@Fungusfilms5 жыл бұрын
That's what Hornby trains were for.
@C2K7775 жыл бұрын
If you didn't derail your class 45 or ur intercity 125, you probably didn't deserve your hornby imo. I would create crash scenarios for fun. Also those bodies were here when I started typing this comment, nothing to do with me lol
@g43405 жыл бұрын
Hey Colonel Failure! What are your top 3 most favorite video games to play? You don't have to put them in order unless you can do that (many cannot). Is it Transport Fever? Also, you have a great voice --have you thought about doing voice over work? You should look into it --there are many different opportunities.
@colonelfailure5 жыл бұрын
Right now, I'm mostly enjoying Atlas, DOTA Underlords and... That's probably it as far as having an itch to play. All time favourites would be insanely tough to list.
@mattevans43775 жыл бұрын
Isn't there some sort of free play mode, where you can just choose a route and train and then do whatever?
@davidwhiting17615 жыл бұрын
The closest thing to that would be spawning into service mode on foot without a service, where you can run around and ride the trains, explore to find collectibles, or take over individual services. Don't think TSW has a real Free Roam like TS2019 does.
@davidwhiting17615 жыл бұрын
Though you can already select a locomotive and select from a list of services to play around in with service mode.
@diamarker10045 жыл бұрын
2:33 It looks and sounds like a TV show introduction.
@Howrider655 жыл бұрын
Another $30.. My friends son put his credit card on the PS4 and the kids has spent $140 already he had a fit.. He was not mad at his son mad at PlayStation and Dovetail for charging for these DLCs. PS. I love the British there the best..
@pieswick5 жыл бұрын
Not finished the video yet but first impressions are really good!
@kmortensen93125 жыл бұрын
ludicrous speed.. GO!!
@joshl46935 жыл бұрын
your options must be set to never derail due to speed but that's alright since it made this video.
@BlizzStorm5 жыл бұрын
This video tickled my biscuits!
@colonelfailure5 жыл бұрын
Not in public I hope.
@goodyflyer15 жыл бұрын
LOVE it .
@damgam985 жыл бұрын
When you get tired of casual train driver life and you decide to steal a train and end your life with style.
@damgam985 жыл бұрын
BUT RED SIGNAL RUINS YOUR PLANS
@sahilmathur76525 жыл бұрын
Viewers with an OCD for perfection cant watch it for sure 😂
@colonelfailure5 жыл бұрын
They tend to be first-timers. Perfection OCD folk only watch a second video if they're working on aversion therapy.