Combat Veteran Reacts to Russian Badger- Fortnite! HAMSTER CHIEF LOBSTERS THE FORTBITE

[@MilitaryHistoryGearReview]

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[@joebob4579]

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[@themaxterz0169]

@@joebob4579 problem?

[@wessltov]

I think you should cut back on those. Maybe it'll make you less easily distracted by every segue Badger puts in his videos, and give you more time to think about whether you have anything substantial to add. Speaking of which, I'm guessing your product isn't very good for focus? Who needs an energy supplement that doesn't let you spend the energy with purpose (no, crackheads don't count)?

[@Spideryote]

The king returns

[@Json_1040]

_Not for loong!_

[@AlneCraft]

9:34 - "It feels nice to win, yeah sure it's shooting at 8 year olds, but that's fine" Top 10 most dangerous things you can say as a combat veteran xd

[@ChancySanah]

I will not question a emotional support lobster, they're delic...err emotionally supportive!

[@SargentGunnery]

I agree

[@Alphazans]

It raises my morale when I have to be stuck on a plan for 8+ hours

[@themaxterz0169]

TBH, eating a delicious meal does indeed help boost morale 👍

[@blackegret666]

Good to see you do these types of reactions again after a long hiatus, Paul!

[@2010AZ]

the lobster tarot card reading got me laughing on the ground

[@Slimpicken]

Glad you're back man. I do enjoy your input on situations and things. You really do add something to your reacting thats of value. You make these fun even if it isn't military. The worst thing I've seen on the internet is a guy getting skinned alive or a guy crushing a jar in his ass and bleeding.

[@nomad2629]

Didn't that last one cause a war down the line

[@dylansharp8471]

"The worst thing I've seen on the internet is a guy getting skinned alive or a guy crushing a jar in his ass and bleeding" ..................what?

[@Slimpicken]

@@dylansharp8471 not what. If you wanna know.

[@cornishpasty7853]

Its been a while since your last reaction and im glad to wee you do another one. The first video of yours that i saw was you reacting to the tf2 meet the team videos and after that i watched nearly every other video you did.

[@thejuggercat]

im going to be honest,you are probably THE best reaction KZbinr. you dont just watch stuff while eating for a quick buck,you actualy REACT to the videos. not only that but you give opinions and feedback,to the point that you had to force yourself to stop ranting for the sponsorship to go on.

[@Afterturbo]

same, this is the best youtuber when it come to reaction

[@jedediahfuller1940]

I agree, but feedback is longer than is necessary (in my opinion)

[@thejuggercat]

@@jedediahfuller1940 i do agree as well,but its significantly better than the guys that dont say a word the entire way through.

[@wessltov]

Glad you liked his ~4.5 minutes worth of advert while he watched ~8 minutes worth of content

[@AD3PTUZ]

"It's shootin' eight-year-olds, that's fine." There's a quote. Please make part 2!

[@StephenDelRosario777]

Good soldiers follow orders

[@luckylooch9696]

Funny you mention rip its. When I was in Liberia during Operation United Assistance, we got a shit ton of these care packages with "Expired" 5 hour energies. I took as many as I could because no one wanted 'em and dumped in my water and Gatorade for my stimulant because the rip its weren't always available. lmao I'll have to check the gum out when I get a chance. Thanks for the video!

[@Slimpicken]

How did you not get heart problems from that.

[@luckylooch9696]

@tearex8688 I may or may not actually. I've yet to see a primary care doctor since I've been out for 6 years lol. Also learned the medication I was taking to prevent Malaria is linked to brain damage. Just like the check engine light in my car. I pay no mind if 1. I feel okay 2. I haven't the means at the moment to get it looked at. Lol cheers

[@luckylooch9696]

@tearex8688 Also b12 is water soluble and you pee it out. Our sinks were very energized.

[@Stan_man]

Now all we need is More campfire stories from mike.

[@idanchen4934]

21:20 - Hi, I work at a chicken farm and those fuckers ate my scabs from my legs.

[@samueltrusik3251]

HE IS BACK! REJOICE! OPEN THE WINE CELLAR!

[@yagosarmento1595]

the cellar was flooded because of last month's storm

[@Json_1040]

the attic was crushed due to last weeks blizzard and then hail. _Apologies Good Sir!🧐_

[@GoldKnightProduction]

My "leak government secrets" brain tumor is my emotional support tumor.

[@upersuccc7850]

Hey man I'm a fan of your channel but I just wanna say, I think it would be pretty cool if you played Command and Conquer (probably the 3rd one in tiberium or kanes wrath). I just think that having you talk about military while playing a real time strategy game would be a really good video.

[@neskid3367]

THANK YOU! I've been a tarot card collector for a while now, so it's nice to hear that someone thinks about them similar to I do. The tarot is like a warped mirror, offering a different perspective but with out claiming to be the truth. Regardless, I really enjoy your content it's nice to see you on my feed again!

[@jeom_]

he's back!

[@genericscottishchannel1603]

HOLY SMOKES good year and a half of fucking videos to get through tho, RIP paul, also that was an ad you definitely should've watched, along with max0rs latest and greatest, or martins or whoever else

[@ghostwriter5685]

I once saw someone with an Emotional support cat. Sweetest thing ever. Girl who had her had violent panic attacks during take offs and landing even with the Zanax.

[@elanimal2323]

HE'S BACKKKKK

[@thedeitek8009]

I absolutely love your reactions to people like Badger, Seth, Max0r, the side tangents and explanations for tons of stuff are always really interesting to hear. Please do a part 2 when you can!

[@ColeBlueford]

Considering how much tangent time we've already gotten so far, I'd _love_ to see more parts on this.

[@nixia64]

It's so nice to see you do video reactions again

[@lilcow2020]

Thank you so much for this upload

[@masonbooh5941]

Please do more I don’t typically like reactions but you are different in a good way

[@mauricecreator]

Its a good day when MHGR uploads

[@KingOfLeeYT]

You finally uploaded after 5 months and of course it’s a russianbadger video :P

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

The Return of the King

[@Echo2-2]

He returned when he was needed most

[@justwilliam5995]

glad to see you again!

[@Starrazing]

HE RETURNS!

[@sambat3394]

Part 2 please!

[@mr.endermen2260]

Do a part 2 on this vid

[@electromon0054]

welcome back, we missed you reacting to our favourite shitpost lord

[@Mortal2064]

HOLY SHIT! Paul, are you finally back from doing daily Ukraine updates? Please, I beg you, there's so much to react to, and you always suprise us with the random insight you bring!

[@dawndarklight44]

He was probably busy trying to start up his Gum product; And the website; I imagine that took a lot of time.

[@Mortal2064]

@@dawndarklight44 I can only hope that those were the things keeping Paul from MHGR

[@realobamagaming]

9:05 oh thats why i was so bad in fortnite. guess my brain isnt totally fried up which is great news

[@SargentGunnery]

I think the joke at 24:25 is that there is always a computer there conected to the internet.

[@themeanestkitten]

O7 welcome back sir

[@kevinhatcher3765]

Woah it's been a while but he's returned👍

[@karvenman]

"it's shooting 8 year olds, but that's fine" -Paul, 1st of September 2023

[@damjan3710]

im glad you're back

[@CryBlueofZ]

Thanks for explaining the "Punching someone in the dark"

[@rhysthornbery1785]

I'd definitely tune in for more of you reacting to this video and others.

[@nomad2629]

E-4 mafia really be doing the thugshaker centarl

[@AldenHummel]

You should check out the rubixraptor he is basically bager but ARMA. i missed you man.

[@cerberus144]

I don't have emotional support animals. I am, however, the animal's emotional support human.

[@A10N50]

9:36 “Yeah, sure it’s shooting 8 year olds.”

[@Humanresouces]

Lazypurple made an extras video for demoman and sniper. Check them out. Also there's a badger payday 2 video about the stoic build (liquor build),look at that if you want to.

[@hallowedbeyourdays]

Part 2 would be damn great, man

[@Necrobadger]

Whether you're wrong or not, it's a billion times better to have a hundred liars bring their shitty yapping animals on board than to accidentally stop someone who really needs an emotional support animal from bringing it.

[@edmundliankalang5925]

YAAAAY YOU'RE BACK! I missed you!

[@mrbirb]

HERE HE IS

[@thomasluke-wp8or]

"Sure, its shootin 8 year olds but thats fine" my favourite quote of the year 😂❤

[@AnotherDudeNamedChris]

The big man is back

[@junkoposter6259]

THE RETURN

[@thesuperdak7224]

Yes, I DO want a part duex!

[@beansontoast5996]

Have you considered watching rubix raptor? They do lots of arma with mods from halo, Star Wars, warhammer 40k, starship troopers and so much more. I would love to see you react it it now that your back

[@Slimpicken]

Rubix is a good one. Very fun.

[@ItsMadLadSir]

Man knew what he said. We knew who we’d stop watching. I know what I said.

[@bodhithespoodergen]

THE RETURN OF THE KING

[@octaviusmorlock]

Well, I'm glad you're back, but what the frick just happened?

[@stanisawzokiewski3308]

9:38 spoken like a true USA marine right there 18:50 im the alpha lobster

[@dysfunktional6537]

3:57 this whole situation is why CLASSIFIED documents are f*cking CLASSIFIED y'all!

[@Slimpicken]

Bro those mines are going to probably curse that area for forever.

[@Json_1040]

2:09 Considering my 8yo Service Dog Rose, who unfortunately has been diagnosed with an aggressive form of bone cancer was in service before the ESA loophole became a big issue, *I agree.* _(I’ve come to terms with it, so I don’t really need any condolences, for those who wanted to give any.)_ *Those feckers are scum of the earth imo.* People use the term ESA as a loophole to not have to pay to board with whatever animals they think they’re _”entitled”_ to bring onto an airplane, which discredits and hurts the reputation of cats or dogs which individuals have put time, money, *_and_** effort!* into training and getting verified as a Service Animal. When someone uses the term ESA, *IN MY PERSONAL OPINION, which is no way the absolute truth or correct answer* it turns the view of a service animal from this very _personalized_ and trained animal to essentially a more *_expensive_* Emotional Support Animal, which is not ok. *TL;DR: I agree with the statement of **_”I hate ESAs”_*

[@Json_1040]

3:22 To clarify on what some of Rose’s duties were: She was trained to sit in place to prevent elopement _(which I used to have an issue with,)_ along with Search and Find commands if she wasn’t attached to me at that point. She was also there to help with my chronic anxiety issues, which was a big comfort to both me and my mother when we had to fly a lot.

[@MrJJandJim]

@@Json_1040 As someone who used to work at Walmart, I hate people who bring in completely untrained dogs and claim that they're "service dogs" just to put them in the shopping cart. (Stop putting animals in carts that people use to buy groceries with! Nobody wants shitty food!) I also want to say Rose is a great name. When I was a kid, I named my first dog (a female German Shepherd) Buttercup; when a neighbor's dog got her pregnant, she became a Butterball, lol.

[@Json_1040]

That’s a very nice name! I will say that some people who say they have a service dog and then put them in the cart may not be _entirely crazy…?_ My parents, me, and my older brother got together a few days ago to have a nice chill dinner and hangout along with spending as much time with Rose as possible, me and her got to talking about my/her/our experience working with Rose as an SD (acronym to help save space.) We got to the topic of airlines and show Rose was actually trained really well for flying. The only thing she (Rose) really had problems with was when the landing gear kicked in and out of place. My mom told me how she trained Rose to get _semi_ acclimated to it was to go to our locks HomeDepot/Lowes, grab one of the big flat beds, and roll around for a while. To help give a better picture: Rose is a Chesapeake Bay Retriever, big dogs. magine a Choco Lab if it had a curlier mane. Anyhoo, she would start shaking the carts up and down a bunch, while having Rose curl up as small as possible, using the clunky shake feeing to simulate what it might feel like for a plane’s landing gear to kick in and out. TL;DR _(again)_ Sometimes someone _maaayyyy be crazy, _*_but that craziness has a purpose in and of itself._* Once again, very nice dog name, and thank you for spending the time to ready my half-rant! 👍🏻

[@Json_1040]

_how_ *not feckin **_”Show”_*

[@Json_1040]

Yeeeeesh I just read that back and cringed internally because of how many typos there are.

[@evangelos4346]

I like how master chief is actually a skin in fortnite

[@smbz-gcommunityhub]

I would so watch a Fortnite stream

[@synderthmc]

HE LIIIIIIIIIIVES

[@Nothavingastroke3]

6 months after. he's back

[@HallOfMall]

PART 2!!!

[@LordLuko-rd7pc]

the soldger is alive!

[@bipolit]

Hes back!

[@Unicorn_Crusader16]

The worst thing I saw on the internet: A Twitter artist made fanart for the movie Encanto, and they used pastel colours to do it. Because of the pastel colourings however, the characters skins looked a bit lighter than they normally were; this was apparently enough for the cancel culture mob to go in an uproar over "Whitewashing", telling them insults, death threats and everything. So much so in fact, that the artist eventually deleted their profile. When I first saw a video explaining that whole mess, I was absolutely livid. It's bad enough that they had been given death threats over innocuous fanart, but that it's specifically about their style of colour usage being just a bit brighter, that made the snowflakes become as aggressive as they did in the first place!? I'm SO thankful I'm not using that dog-shit site, and I'm confident I never will lol.

[@Americanbadashh]

Death threats is too far, but a pastel coloring style is not an excuse contributing to the erasure of POC. Folks are getting gunned down in the streets for being too dark of a skin color. Think for a few second on spending your life watching people who look like you getting erased from streets, watching relatives of yours literally bleaching their skin with harmful chemicals to appear less dark and there for threatening, then logging into a twitter and seeing an artist drawing a character who looks like you near white in a fandom space to escape from that very real threat to you. Of course, it got people seeing red and hoped up on righteous indignation. Do some go to far less, but that's just humanity and there's also way way worse things on the internet. I saw worse than that today.

[@HairyHarpy]

I’ve been waiting

[@tnb_command4937]

3:00 In that context, yes.

[@McFatson]

After hearing what some people had to say about my hometown of Minneapolis during the George Floyd protests, I feel entitled to financial compensation.

[@tunfisktun]

hoping to see a Tarrot card reading on the channel at one point.

[@tovarisch3490]

8:55 fortnite cannot run on my computer

[@merinofanfic4717]

we want more lobster lore

[@Gman2486]

Aw Rip it, I only see these at the back end of a dollar store.

[@mr.jacksonp1735]

**Bro speaks about how one goof ball leaked classified documents with a looney toons nickname, on a Minecraft server with no incentive for money but literally just for the public to see** Me: 💀We’re so cooked if we go to War

[@CinderTheSkulldog]

I'm gonna say this. I am 17 and I don't share much of anything about myself. I know how many detriments can come from the internet based off of personal info alone. And I am grateful for my Father for the way I am. I definitely prefer to keep ignorance because I don't want to know all the weird stuff that people like/dont like. The one issue with the internet is that people (I feel) are way too comfortable with it, even though it literally has the power to leak vital info about our countries

[@idanchen4934]

14:15 WHY!? it was so good, then THAT copy pasta Vaporeon thing happened, just WHY!?

[@notanguished]

i wanna post classified documents in MHGR's discord server so bad

[@weed0509]

Check out russian badger's last war thunder video.

[@wessltov]

Let me line this up properly...MHGR: - watched about 8 minutes of Badger's video (up to around the 10 minute mark, subtracting like 2 minutes of G-Fuel ad that he skipped). He didn't get halfway into the video. - inserted about 4.5 minutes of rambling about his own competing product, in a time where everyone's sick and tired of KZbin aggressively ramming their ads down our throats. He finishes his ad with saying "I thought it might be an interesting story", which I believe actually violates laws about clear disclosure. Yeah, this is not what I subscribed for. You can fc right off armydude

[@jamesclark6864]

Please make a part 2

[@REDOYSTERCULT302]

hey man i know you havent reacted to a tf2 video let alone an tf2 sfm for a while but i loved the sfm animation emesis blue, its a full on movie based in the tf2 universe and its very well animated considering how old sfm is anyway i loved the animation and i think you would too.

[@steel8231]

How the hell do you have Badger's fortnight video up before he does?

[@JC_Soulless]

Came for a reaction video and got bombarded with some dude talking about unrelated shit of him drinking Rip Its overseas. He doesn't even get 25% of the way through before calling it there and ending the video. This is just depressing, like your grandfather trying to trick you into hearing old stories from when he used serve by hiding them is a video where the Joker wears an Among Us backpack.

[@bipolit]

I miss the tf 2 stuff

[@derekd3327]

It good to see you back from the Ukraine conflict.

[@joecrazy9896]

Part 2

[@SuperMarioRaymond1]

Play Fortnite! Wooo!!!

[@idanchen4934]

Oh, just like how War Thunder players do that same thing LOL

[@luriothelucario250]

Nooooo you missed the funny harpoon joke.

[@SmoothSeek]

Yo I'd love for Him to check out Turnip28, the insanity of mashpot would be glorious Half medieval half napoleon war Half Turnip themed Eldrige and body horror Half Monty python skit

[@Nymphonomicon]

Personally, I'm not really a fan of Zero Build. Building in ForkKnife has needed better balancing for a long time and Zero Build just feels like the classic, out-of-touch dev response to requests for balancing. "Oh, you don't like X? Okay, X is gone entirely now, happy, you little shits?!"

[@WallNutBreaker524]

5:16 MHGR and Another KZbinr who for some reason I forgot the channel name 💀 are gonna have a heated discussion as to the so called "Ukrainian Counter Offensive" 😂 that KZbinr called out that term for I think because the Ukrainian Counter Offensives failed multiple times and that it isn't an "Counter Offensive" but an "Offensive".

[@_lost_paradise5089]

oh hey:)

[@nomad2629]

I'm going to ko someone in the dark