Comedians React to Donald Trump Shooting

[@cameronlamb1869]

“There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.”

[@mykillmatic]

Great quote! I had to look up who said it, it was a man named Vladimir Lenin

[@armstrong2052]

The original OG unbreaded, Holodomore.😅

[@Lord_OTD]

Perfect conceptualisation.

[@liluziintrovert9363]

Makes no cents

[@evanstrickler3012]

@@liluziintrovert9363 good observation. we want currency!

[@Estel-t2p]

"They could have thrown a tomato at Biden. He would have been done." 😂

[@elizabethpedano9564]

They were not bullets flying past trump it was plexiglass pieces and that sratched his his ear ...it was a set up...trump trying to get sympathy 😅

[@brettcantrell8650]

hahahahahahaha or stairs

[@brotherman4676]

savage 🤣

[@whiteknightprovince]

Bill Burr: "what are you gonna do, cover all the roofs?" It was an open field with one roof 100 yards away. What the fuck are you talking about?

[@Mweedy420]

I enjoyed Bill Burr's comedy and his "F is for Family" show but now he's getting a bit too much for me now. it's damn shame.

[@SMacCuUladh]

Bill lets his wife do his thinking these days.

[@lao-ce8982]

That guy is an absolute joke. He was always an arrogant asshole.

[@Mweedy420]

@@SMacCuUladh he sure does, dude has been sadly neutered.

[@kushnkanopy8940]

its a joke bro he’s a comedian

[@Laurliuzz]

Bill Burr’s take on not securing rooftops was wild lol

[@Chris-mo9gt]

Right, like you expect them to put someone on both sets of buildings…. Yes Bill… They didn’t need a counter sniper just some guy with a gun.

[@leocollins611]

“I can still hear out of that ear and you know what I hear? The cries of America.” Bro I ruined my white shirt 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nancyannbaptista2367]

❤😂🎉

[@kyler247]

It's not THAT funny bro, calm yourself

[@JustAnotherConspiracyTheorist]

​@@kyler247humor is subjective.

[@kyler247]

@@JustAnotherConspiracyTheorist no shit Sherlock, I subjectively think the joke didn't warrant 10 cry laughing emojis

[@pamt9543]

8 😂 ​@@kyler247

[@AllTheCritters]

To add to the conspiracy theory, this was the first time CNN broadcast a Trump rally live.

[@dave0051]

Are you serious?

[@WilliesGarden]

@@AllTheCritters because they've been leaning more right lately. Trump was just too cheap to pay for security just like Wuhan lab 2019.

[@LaurenLAWDAWGlockdown]

Ya mean,the conspiracy?!

[@daddyiswatching]

That what I've been saying... Ironic much??

[@anomilumiimulimona2924]

The camera that caught the bullet must have had a really high frame rate, but im sure they always bring those expensive pieces of equipment to rallys for people they have hated on for years.

[@destinymayberry6217]

Comedians are actually more truthful then the media.

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

But the tradeoff is that they're less informed. Although I would rather get information from an honest dumb person than a dishonest intelligent person.

[@jameswalker2584]

Except for vac mandates where many of them were dumb on purpose 😂😂😂

[@MalvinOoi]

Big Earnings for COMEDIANS

[@CheetoTheCat]

Except when they reflexively parrot the media industrial complex' predictable bullshit about the shooter being right wing, which they do every time, in spite of the fact that these shooters are always leftists, Crooks included.

[@destinymayberry6217]

@youtubeviolatedme7123 sometimes not always you’d be surprised at the amount of high iq there actually is in that pool

[@gillman52]

Let me get this right, a father gets murdered, (collateral damage) two others are shot, and these people are wondering if the assasination attempt was STAGED? People are sick, or sickening, you choose.

[@sashat4761]

Can I choose both?

[@lukebryant5017]

They’re comedians you retard get over yourself and beat your dick to the daily wire or some shit

[@jodyricard5230]

Both

[@mobiledetail4you]

Just mind numbed msn et al’ watchers, they e been told to not think for themselves and said ✅

[@youngnoodle1963]

Not wondering. We all know.

[@christianmccaffrey7113]

"They told me to wear a bullet proof vest but i said no I will bring my earlobe thank you". That comedian was great 😂

[@nikkig4847]

He is harious. His name is .....

[@nikkig4847]

Tyler fischer

[@ignoblesavage5559]

"...maybe it was a trans person... should have transitioned into a better shooter." "If that was Biden, they couldve thrown a tomato at him, he woyldve been done... a hummingbird a mile away couldve... he might be the 1st prezz. to be assassinated by TIME."

[@dharmadharma3960]

Tyler is amazing

[@larsbambi1575]

I haven't laughed that hard and loud in a long time, I'm definitely going to Google him😂😂😂

[@jbrisby]

At the convention, Trump should have said "Friends, delegates, fellow Americans...lend me your ear."

[@megdecay]

His first appearance post shooting.. add, "I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message." to the nightly wrap ups

[@tina-mariecrocker5687]

😂

[@deathknight161]

lol Bill Burr "whatr you gunna cover every roof?" uh yeah thats usually what they do

[@0Letten0]

Yeah All two of them

[@bicky1926]

bill burr is an idiot

[@masterchiefiii]

​@@0Letten0that's ONE too many😫😫

[@skillzorz101]

We are the poorest country in the history of the world, we can't afford 15 people to defend our ability to vote for presidents!

[@TheButler__]

Bill Burr has really become a cuck. I think his wife has a lotta say in what Bill thinks and says.

[@JZJora]

"Why does Trump need his shoes? Is he insecure??" Maybe he wants them when he WALKS??!?!?!?!?!?

[@lindafleming7566]

Trump said he was literally knocked out of his shoes by the agents body tackling him.

[@davidbusen545]

He wears lifts.

[@tina-mariecrocker5687]

😂

[@tina-mariecrocker5687]

​@davidbusen545 😂no he doesn't

[@kaceycruz3870]

People can fixate on something irrational when in shock. Plus trump is quite dignified as in he’s always wearing suits and he wouldn’t have wanted to look unkempt.

[@jessewhite2879]

11:10 "YOU CAN`T GO UP THERE TO FIX THE AIR CONDITIONER WITH YOUR AR 15" 🤣

[@oluwafemiajose948]

LOL! That made me laugh too.

[@galacticwarlock2271]

Lol

[@LaurenLAWDAWGlockdown]

Yannis Pappas

[@paulj0557tonehead]

Unless you're tryin' to put down a mountain goat at 1,200 yards.

[@sashat4761]

Lmao. What are you about my air guy brings an AR to fix my air

[@mykillmatic]

Bill Burr's opinion shocked me the most.. "are you going to cover every spot the p resident could get shot" YES!

[@Oldguynotbald]

Bill is known for talking out of both sides of his mouth on issues. So he doesn't offend anyone. Smart, but weak.

[@bigzachful]

@@Oldguynotbald He is the most truthful offensive yet lying playing both sides comedian ever. And he is one of my favorites. I find his social commentary comedy funny ah.

[@sarahb2004]

He just comes off like a dick. And not a funny one.

[@Dana-712FifthAve]

Bill burr can be an idiot.

[@TinnyDee]

It's called sarcasim. 😂

[@RM-ws2kw]

Diplo: "Dude, they shot Trump" Theo: "What? Is that a new song or something?"

[@lamaidalaakapinkcrocodile7527]

Theo brain.works different bruh

[@johndewey7243]

I am curious who he thought "They" are?

[@datapusher-]

@@johndewey7243 you know.... THEY....

[@FIatts]

Yeah we heard

[@hater5940]

​@@lamaidalaakapinkcrocodile7527 or..... at all

[@AnandaSea]

"GIVE ME MY SHOES!!" 😂😂😂 Prison talk for Let's FIGHT. 😂😂❤

[@brettcantrell8650]

hahahahahaha

[@DanCornish-wj7wk]

Did BIll Burr really say the secret service can't cover all the roofs? All 3 of them? Bill has lost the plot

[@kyler247]

Bill drank the Kool aid unfortunately

[@fullmetalalkami6466]

Bills been a wokie for awhile now, he got paid up for too much and enjoys the money

[@Graybeard689]

@@DanCornish-wj7wk it was a joke, he’s a comedian.

[@nikkig4847]

He's a comedian.... It's a joke....

[@michaelatlas2341]

​@Graybeard689 ah yes "he's a comedian." So when he said to Joe,"you have no medical degree, and I have no medical degree, so let's listen to the experts." Just because he agreed with the narrative of the so called experts.

[@TheMightyByron]

The corporate media certainly stopped talking about one of the most historic moments in our countries history right away.

[@georgewillemin4170]

They definitely memory holed it

[@danrogers267]

No one likes to remember their failures

[@bonesmamastillloudlysilenc9975]

It’s true. 👀 Like we wouldn’t notice lol. 👀🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[@sabo7081]

Oops, they missed! No story, no photo op, and all of that advertising revenue we’ll miss out on, damn! It’s time to switch parties, wait, Kamala who? Oh, this is too good to pass up, she can’t even put a coherent sentence together. Put your boots on people, it’s going to get deep real fast!

[@SamtheIrishexan]

I fully believe they announced Kamala before the convention for that reason. So they could yank that out of the news cycle, but people dont forget about stuff like this even if the media tries to bury it. The ongoing investigations forced legacy media besides NBCN to pretend to care. If you think about it the Kamaleon doesnt even have a policy platform on her website. She is doing a Biden basement campaign relying on more slander and conspiracy talking points even those disproven. That and the media saying she is the female Obama when she talks in circles and no way she debates Trump. He called her bluff. I almost think even with a hostile station Trump should debate her. He would demolish her and he simply need to quickly refute the front loaded question, give a quick answer, and turn to his policy vs Kamala. We dont know her policy so we have to go based on what she has said she stands for in the past and how she has done in the VP role. The media isnt making anyone like her everyone knows its pure gaslighting. On top of that the intersectional coalition is falling apart because of conflicting interests so she is having to choose her base. She has the vite blue no matter who and radical progressives and women who single issue vote on abortion even though its easier to relax abortion laws at the state level but whatever. Rant over I just despise her and I try my best not to dehumanize the left but they have done it to us long enough to feel violence against conservatives is justified. And they have the feds to protect them or bail funds like Kamaleon promoted.

[@AtreidesT660]

Trump should've said at the RNC "I felt blood run down. American Blood. "😂

[@lmnop3023]

The black gentleman’s Trump impression was incredible 😂😂😂

[@zoltanjenkins3518]

lolol agreed and that's Godfrey I think. I remembered him from that show Louie (Louis CK)

[@lukebryant5017]

It’s the exact same as his Cosby impression lmfao I like Godfrey but his trump is awful, esp compared to Shane Gillis’ lol

[@freedomfisher2496]

@@lukebryant5017 I think it's still good but yeah Shane Gillis' impression is waaaay better

[@shawnathin3936]

Did you just call Godfrey "that black gentleman"? How dare you

[@zomkino]

@@shawnathin3936 Dude, if you had a bunch of black guys, like in a basketball team, and only one white guy, you'd said "the white guy" it's just normal, it's the easiest way to describe someone when you dont know their name, he's not gonna describe his beauty spot just to be extra careful, who cares ? i mean, libs like you i guess.. and you do it too, you just wanted to be a virtuous pompous fabulist for some reason. you'd do it for all races, that's why cop start by saying " White/hispanic/black/asian [than the sex] going this way, wearing this and that" you say the first relevant thing

[@BB-ed4om]

Bill Burrs brain melted. Oh no we can’t cover 3 rooftops in rural PA.

[@-Markus-]

Whats the matter, you snowflakes cant handle that burr isnt as weird as you lot?

[@patarsbutthole]

It wasn't even 3 either 🤣 i've always been a huge bill burr fan but it's sad every time i hear him speak on something political and it's just utter nonsense

[@Jcrpdx]

His wife got to his brain.

[@T.oMiller]

I lost a lot of respect for Bill Burr after that wife of his, I won't even watch his skits anymore. It doesn't take much for me anymore

[@-Markus-]

@@T.oMiller Clearly, since you lost respect for someone because they have a black wife. Thats called racism, you know that right. Weirdo

[@snugzgiddens3238]

The roof the secret service snipers were actually on had a steeper pitch than the one that was “too dangerous because of the pitch being too steep”

[@theitguy2731]

Exactly. They think we are stupid. Biden is in control of the secret service. The democrats wanted to take Trumps secret service protection...When that failed...They sent their most DEI ready squad to protect him...and a couple people allowed the shooter up there.

[@sashat4761]

And yet they’re literally tasked with dying for Trump if need be. Awfully sus

[@l33t007]

Yeah a whole 5° degrees

[@kbotah2023]

"The Pentagon cannot account for $2.3 TRILLION DOLLARS." Donald Rumsfeld September 10, 2001 The next day was 9/11

[@extr4high721]

Strange how quick that was forgotten about, even after the country was done grieving from the tragic and horrific things that happened that day. Strange how the pentagon, that supposedly had something like 2 thousand cameras on outside of building had no video footage of plane crash into it. 😮

[@WatchingyouWatchingme-p5s]

You mean the Day BEFORE?

[@ugottabkidding...9942]

​​@@extr4high721And strangely enough, just like the shorting of Trump's stock the day before the attempt, airline stocks were massively shorted the week before 9/11. There are no coincidences.

[@kbotah2023]

@@WatchingyouWatchingme-p5s September 11 comes the day AFTER September 10th. 😲

[@kbotah2023]

@extr4high721 They had 83 cameras that were facing that direction per the fbi. It's all in the documentary: SEPTEMBER 11 THE NEW PEARL HARBOR (Free on KZbin)

[@Doodlebird138]

"Millions and millions of red blood cells " 😂

[@sabastianstevens6402]

I love how this channel not only takes the comedy scene seriously, but it even helps introduce people to new comedians and their works. I wouldn't've ever seen Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast if it weren't for Joke WRLD, thanks again!! Great video!

[@troywilkinson8937]

Bill Burr almost did well. "You can't protect every roof top" Are you serious?!! There were 3 roof tops and a water tower....you think this is beyond the scope of a protection detail??!!! Dude!!!

[@Kann1balX]

I watched my father pass away in a slow, painful, and horrible decline. Watching Adam Ray was harder than that.

[@KingOfMMOs]

Goddamn lmao

[@amandagriffin1751]

😂😂😂😂

[@michaeldority9282]

It did hurt 😔 I'm with you

[@MarcusBumgardner-d4e]

That hurt about as bad as Biden shins trying to go up into Air Force One

[@Bruce-kx5ku]

i didnt know him and i dont ever want to see him again after that cringefest

[@0n0thing0]

About the shoes, Trump said in an interview that the Secret Service tackled him so hard, it knocked his shoes off!

[@reillyobrien4372]

Rewatching that footage of Bush dodging the shoe made me imagine Biden in that situation and now I can't stop laughing.

[@sarahhill7543]

This has nothing to do with our President.

[@saraspivey1129]

@@sarahhill7543Our President is Trump, idiot.

[@ScottSummers-m5l]

I saw a video of a Reagan speech,post attemptonhim: audible pop is heard, and he says:"missed me." We need a Presidential gag reel. The best moments, the biggest laughs.

[@erikpeterson70]

If trump wins, he should have shane gillis come for the Whitehouse correspondence dinner and play trump

[@RuneOdinsson]

Mando bro, the actual best

[@realpoesolo]

Like Key doing the transition for Obama

[@dman12885]

⁠@@realpoesolo Key not Peele

[@realpoesolo]

@@dman12885 yeah I realized that after typing and was waiting for someone to correct me so I could find the comment again, ty

[@marcmata5574]

No. The left already does this, and it's cringe af every time they do. We don't need it in the White House.

[@benshakesonthefloor]

that first black comedians trump cadance bit was so good

[@makeadifference4all]

Godfrey?

[@NC_SUGAR]

Not only was Trump shot, he was body slammed by secret service and shouting, GIVE ME MY SHOES and waving his fist, fight, fight, fight! Now you've gotta admit. Thats a tough dude!!

[@Dakotako]

Adam Ray- "it doesnt make sense" Reminds me of when i used to watch CNN. Most of the MSM stories are like that for some reason. It's almost like they're liars.

[@someoneanyone365]

So real. They want us broken down, confused, hopeless

[@SeraphimDragon]

@@someoneanyone365 Man, there's people being confused, and then there are just absolute lost causes. If he genuinely buys that BS that this kid supposedly was a "republican" that supported Trump and decides to assassinate the guy he "supports" isn't enough to change his mind, he's brain is D-E-A-D.

[@dylan8738]

new info on one of the shooters socials where he only posted 9 times in 2021 were all supportive of Biden and his policies lol he also donated to the Dems too. Adam saw 1 news tag by the left wing msm and didnt even think to verify it 💀 dude said "welp, if CNN & MSNBC say it, then it must be true, then it must be true" 🤣 like they havent been lying about Trump related stuff for the past 8 years. they also recently said that Kamala wasnt the "Border Czar" even though there's several instances of them calling her that. they re-write or erase anything thats bad for the Dems, and they either make up something, completely twist Trumps words or take them out of context to demonize him. and its disturbing how ppl cant see that. and im not even a Republican. im an independent who's voting Trump

[@mcbrite]

Yeah, not like FOX, that bulwark of truth and integrity... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@keylloyd9167]

@@mcbriteYou see where he said MSM?… You know what that means?… Ok, you know who else is a part of the MSM?… It’s ok, I’ll help ya through this, buddy. You’ll get there.

[@SoHighIFly]

"Dramatising the f**k out of it" the dude just got shot in the ear, pretty sure he gets a pass for being dramatic lol L for Adam on this one. He should just stay as Dr Phil

[@___Bruh__]

I feel like he was misinformed when he said all that. He's in LA so he definitely heard the left side of the story first

[@brett0192]

Agreed I like Adam, but this was an L take

[@southernladyish]

Also, the claims that the kid was a trump supporter are false.. he donated to the dnc. The dude was a typical plant just like all of the others who end up being fall guys. It’s pretty obvious. History repeats itself…

[@exoticfarmacist2754]

Same Adam lost A LOT of points with that one

[@timumbra2476]

Should definitely stick with the character and yeah big L

[@NicB115]

Bill Burr - “what are security service supposed to do cover every roof?” Crazy take. Yea cover every roof especially the one DIRECTLY BEHIND HIM

[@rdel2007]

Bill burr was biting his toungue to not say he wish the guy got shot. Hes such a hater.

[@PostDeleted]

That New York City rat joke sent me 😂😂😂

[@ChasingMySmoke]

I just got to it 😂😂😂😂 im dyin hahahaahah I’m from NY 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DorisFaust-m8x]

71 yr old woman here. That fist pump after being SHOT was definitely GANGSTER

[@ewetoobblowzdogg8410]

You must be the coolest granny on the block!

[@ayabokti161]

​@@ewetoobblowzdogg8410Nah we grew up in the 50's 60's 70's we just roll that way ❤

[@ewetoobblowzdogg8410]

@@ayabokti161 this 61 year old fella is fairly rabid hisself!

[@donnaflores2166]

😂😂😂 tells me what type of of old woman you are using the word gangster🤦🏻‍♀️ Trump called our War hero’s who got shot blown up killed suckers and losers and you call Trump a gangsta 🙄it was a piece of glass 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@donnaflores2166]

⁠@@ayabokti161😂😂😂 in the 50’s 60’s and 70’s the word GANGSTA wasn’t even a word 🤦🏻‍♀️ stop perpetuating like you gangsta 😂😂

[@alnotterbot5590]

“Wow, look at the sniper! I was talking and I said, Wow, look at that sniper!”

[@joshhalasz2477]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[@tomboyle4537]

​@@joshhalasz2477Watch the Shane Gillis comedy special Live from Austin... He explains how to do a Trump impersonation (the OP was obviously paying attention) 🤙

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

Shout out to mah dawgz

[@igavehimadollar3354]

I ENJOY FARTS

[@JohnStockton7459]

🤢

[@JOOLVAUR]

Not a fan of Andrew Shulz but his part made me laugh the whole way through 😂 “they used a vegetable to install a plant and honestly we would’ve been happier with a fruit” was genius

[@johnknope1664]

That black guy did the best Trump impersonation ever. It's like Trump wrote it for him to say. Lol.

[@larrygulledge809]

Bs

[@dubj46]

dana Carvey stating that everyone is questioning things is the exact opposite. The mainstream media has asked next to zero questions and let this story die so extremely quickly. If you want any evidence of democrat implication, you have it right there

[@chestrockwell1794]

That and the fact that CNN had never live-streamed a MAGA rally prior to July 13th lol. I mean cmon

[@CBDguitar]

​@chestrockwell1794 Why would the registered republican gun enthusiast wearing a Demolition Ranch T-shirt tell CNN in advance?

[@moniqueengleman873]

This story did die down fast. It doesn't make sense. His ear looks completely fine.

[@angiemelts2158]

It meant have been the very tip of his ear. He has big ass ears.

[@TexanIndependence]

@@CBDguitar He changed his registration right before the shooting, prior to that he donated to the Progressive Turnout Project. Clearly, he was a progressive democrat, but he thought he could fool people (like you) to by switching his party registration and other actions. Also, his social media (under EpicMicrowave) was full of Pro-Biden and Pro-Immigration rants, and YET the Secret Service director recently lied saying it was "antisemitic" (true) and "anti-immigration" (UTTERLY FALSE LIE). His posts were all far left, keep in mind those posts were in 2015 when he was a young teenager, and his donations to the Progressive Turnout Project were in 2021, so he's ALWAYS been progressive, never a Republican.

[@Boobiejonshorts]

HERE WE GO FOLKS! People finally realizing Adam Ray kinda sucks is making me so happy.

[@andrewlevine7133]

Adam Ray is only funny as he impersonates other people who aren’t funny and are only fun to laugh at,,lol he is not funny at all when being normal and real…that’s why Eddie Murphy is THE Eddie Murphy,,, not easy nor common, being naturally funny

[@raziel29a]

"I bled millions of millions of red blood cells" killed me and no one noticed.

[@Lucky_Male_Bee]

"They were beautiful tiny blood cells, no one has ever seen blood cells like these"

[@schrempskynate8944]

​@Lucky_Male_Bee American blood cells. Red, white, and blue blood cells. 😂

[@octaviadennison8895]

this is amazing thank u who ever put this together 😅

[@haydenblock1102]

Adam mistook the kid being a registered republican for him being a trump fan. It wouldn’t be abnormal for someone to register with the other party in order to vote for a candidate during the primary that they think will lose the election.

[@offthetrail636]

Facts. I been telling people this. I voted blue years ago cuz I liked a certain blue candidate in the primary but voted red when the November ballot came around

[@erikjanthes]

Pennsylvania is indeed a closes primary state and the shooter did donate to far left ActBlue in the midterms. He was no Republican.

[@SonoranGhosts]

@@erikjanthescope harder.

[@lukezivkovich5223]

Heritage foundation recruit

[@robert.adamek]

@@SonoranGhosts🤡

[@magooters]

Just wanna hear Shane acknowledge how accurate his bit about trump getting shot was. He even made the noise lmao.

[@kurtmajors1166]

He made the noise?

[@JackaWilko]

I totally forgot about it until I saw the cover for this video, I don’t think Shane has acknowledged it yet, it’s nuts 😂

[@aurynwestwield1682]

Oswald: "I'm a Patsy" Jack Rubenstein: Pew Pew

[@rebeccaandspyninjas1fan185]

omg the iwo jima bit was hysterical still laughing!

[@BensonS-i3b]

Every single roof top Bill Burr? Damn yeah they should have covered that one.. 😳

[@babyroo555]

Adam Ray's impression of Trump. Crinnggeeeee

[@salem927]

Exactly and he's copying the way Chris Delia talks near the end, after the trump bit

[@Disfattbidge99]

I don't know who that is, but I know exactly who you're talking about 😂😅

[@joshdh46]

Adam criticizing Trump for being a showman is hilariously ironic

[@DannyOfOurTime]

I’m probably solo on this, but I’ve only found Adam funny as Dr. Phil. Everything else he does is Jeremiah Watkins level funny.

[@joshuahoward7567]

Yeah “ he was being so dramatic about someone trying to kill him” 😂

[@joshuahoward7567]

@@DannyOfOurTimeyeah he needs to just transition into dr Phil for his comedy career

[@justinhensley108]

Adam is a DEI hire comedian

[@justinhensley108]

Did anyone even...and be honest....think any of it was funny. Did you laugh out loud, was there a good tag? No. I wish he had something to react to but it was just stupid and boring like he put 30 seconds into it not like everyone else.

[@IsakAidee]

29:38 - "They used a vegetable to install a plant, and honestly, we would've been happier with a fruit!" Dude, that's genious!

[@jbbaldwin3558]

*Genius, sorry I had to on that one🤣

[@tina-mariecrocker5687]

​@jbbaldwin3558😂

[@blakefreeman3521]

Dana Carvey looks like David Spade wearing glasses

[@LN-Lifer]

I've been saying that for decades!

[@day245]

Nice 38 year old joke

[@Squirrelnut77]

@@LN-Lifersame! I confused them for each other for years as a kid.

[@FireflyArc]

Omg the Dana carney from masters of disguise

[@carpe_poon5761]

I wish I knew who this dude in the glasses is. He said I donated 10k, you’re at a trump fundraiser😂

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

Joe List is his name

[@CharleneScott-pm1eo]

Something was fixed....3" to the left...bang on.😅 Another Trump stunt.

[@daexion]

@@CharleneScott-pm1eo If he hadn't turned his head at the last second to look at something, he'd be missing the back of his skull.

[@UnusableFootage]

He was identified as suspicious actually NINETY minutes before!!!! WILD

[@JennyEverywhere]

"Everybody run! The Homecoming Queen's got a gun...!" Thank you Julie Brown.

[@johnstover4584]

Trumps entrance music needs to be you missed by Tom Mcdonald.

[@OGmudclone2900]

Mid mctrashald

[@g.w.hampton5525]

I love Tom but it wouldn't make sense to keep poking the insane bears,,,

[@uhmidkbro.]

Shanes impression b making these dude look cringe when they try lmao

[@robertfrancois6064]

Godfry is pretty good at it

[@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin]

@@robertfrancois6064 Was just about to say that, hadn't heard him do it before and I was actually pretty impressed

[@frankiek2269]

@@robertfrancois6064 So is Jamie Foxx.

[@777-h6d]

Godfrey's is okay but it adds too much like the godfather​@@robertfrancois6064

[@gishgoyim9170]

Those impressions are okay to pretty decent, Shane's Trump impression is damn near perfect and he even kinda looks like him with the makeup. Shane should stage a fake rally and just say random shit to see how many people he can convince.

[@AJ-HawksToxicFinger]

Bill Burr saying there's just 'too many roofs and too many guns to expect them to protect him' tells you how Californian he is nowadays....

[@Deljron777]

bill lost his edge when he married his wife.

[@WaitingForMyRoboWife]

His wife converted him into full libtard back in 2020. You should have listened to his ridiculous facehugger opinions and he was one of the first to get his little kids to have the injection.

[@Smwilll6100]

​@Deljron777 She does run the show and I do mean she runs him. She is loud period. I listened to him until he married her, then I lost interest.

[@AJ-HawksToxicFinger]

@@Smwilll6100 same here, it was gradual as I just listened/watched him less and less and then I seem to remember she started appearing on his podcasts and I was out. Sad case of when your buddy marries the domineering wife/boss. Eventually he is no longer the person you loved hanging out with....

[@centipedekid9824]

​@@Smwilll6100Nia ruined the podcast for me she was way too involved

[@colinjames7569]

Lmao!I thought i was watching Trump in the Matrix! Dodging bullets 😝

[@Swivelsix]

The kid that shot him was not a Trump supporter btw

[@abcdefghij337]

Clearly a Nikki supporter. Most of her votes were Democrats who thought she’d be the easier opponent.

[@severedproxy]

Yep, when they actually found his social media, it was confirmed that he was a far left nut case.

[@Tom_Ate_95]

No shit

[@TBplaysPC]

Buddy...

[@PATRIOTNN-ee5zd]

No it came out today he donated and wrote messages he was a Biden voter and act blue donator

[@sticksnstones6177]

The guy whos says i gave 10k to trump yesterday. You all are at a trump fundraiser just so you know had me dieing laughing.

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

Joe List is great

[@grilledcheez8491]

Joe List is the man. Watch the Regz podcast if you want to laugh quite a bit.

[@Bigmonto]

Adam talking about him milking it is wild. His life literally almost ended…

[@aurorauplinks]

thats the response of someone who is bitter and didnt want him to run in the first place. anyone who actually likes him doesnt care about taht, just that he survived and keeps going.

[@Bigmonto]

@@aurorauplinks whether you do or not. The man faced death. That’s terrifying.

[@luigiwastaken]

Once you hit a certain level of fame you just give your brain to Hollywood. Whatever it really is it's clearly visible. They sell their soul.

[@JoanMcGovern-w7s]

TV

[@-Markus-]

@@Bigmonto Terrifying that the conservatives has such bad aim.

[@gary2494]

America lost all credit on the world stage and Donald Trump reminded the world to never right off the American spirit ❤from Scotland 🇬🇧

[@tina-mariecrocker5687]

❤❤❤

[@ChasingMySmoke]

Beautifully said ❤ 👏👏👏 thank you 🙏 😊

[@yankees29]

As Americans most of us knew he was going to win again. The buzz around him on the street was huge. Everyone I knew except for a few crazies were voting for Trump.

[@PaigowMaster777]

Joe Rogan cracks me up. "I'm not accusing anyone of anything BUT!!!"

[@StevenLeeStudios]

Adam needs a little work hahaha

[@jibster148]

Changes the way you see him. Trump was nearly shot. He nearly died. Adam is a comedian, clearly a comedian who cannot take anything seriously

[@patmccrotch5373]

Sam Morrill and Spade/Carvey on the same wavelength with the 'I'm supposed to believe there's a strip club owner with a heart?' Good shit

[@sisyphus883]

That was some good work and a great compilation. I'm now subscribed

[@uservdhdunxinfstinf]

going from bill burr calling him gangster, or whatever the kids say straight to kam patterson was chef’s kiss, mr. wrld.

[@Sniperboy5551]

That picture of Trump with blood on his face, raising his fist in the air in defiance is going down as picture of the century in American politics. Watching that video actually made me emotional.

[@VeggyZ]

Some of those quotes are possibly even better than Trump's actual quotes. They're so authentic - which is another reason Trump is so popular - he's freaking hilarious. The comedians impersonating him are pretty damn accurate.

[@AceyCamui]

I was just talking to my mom about this. Trump is funny and not really even on purpose 😂 I'm embarrassed sure but Biden and Kamala are way more embarrassing

[@doubled5368]

This didn't age well for adam ray

[@kushnkanopy8940]

godfrey doing trump impression was the funniest 🤣

[@kompressahdnb]

Damn, some bad Trump impressions.

[@rohitkalra3988]

Shane Gillis has spoilt us.

[@biggiesmalls7939]

@@ism3r3tl3n Imagine thinking you have to be a comedian to criticize/judge a comedian....... I take it you have to be a female to have any opinion on pro-choice or life debates, too?

[@spilledcoffee383]

@@ism3r3tl3n are you a president? Then you can’t criticise one. - your logic.

[@ism3r3tl3n]

@@biggiesmalls7939 love with when a random 3rd fat kid joins the non existent argument that was over way before it started. Touch some grass

[@loganbiddle5397]

Nobody’s better than Shane

[@Breacher1968]

can we just take a moment to the fact that someone was murdered that day ...R.I.P Corey Comperatore.

[@bqqmer76]

Dana Carvey and David Spade are hilarious! As a bald man, I can’t help but notice that they shop at the same wig store.

[@NataliaSeesIt]

😂😂

[@Scottaaa]

Demolition ranch is one of the most wholesome guntuber channels solid dude

[@Njordin2010]

he has a hat in his shop that is promoting violence for changing politics.

[@yankees29]

Matt is a stand up guy. He’s not a phony.

[@jordanlenards602]

Adam Ray should stick to his Biden impression 😂

[@GruppeSechs]

Why? He's bad at that too.

[@Filep616]

No wonder since being a Biden impersonator requires you to get every old age mental condition everywhere

[@nellosnook4454]

The #1 post-assassination attempt question: Why was President Trump allowed to take the stage before the known threat was neutralized?

[@tkorreck]

Ngl Joe List’s joke about the Bush baseball toss had me dying 😂😂

[@AmpliphyHD]

Shane Gillis is the only comedian who can do a good Trump impression

[@goblenator9688]

There is a few but Shane is definitely the top dog

[@RebelOakley]

He’s good, but the kid at 6:44 knocked it out of the park with the voice work lol

[@AmpliphyHD]

@@RebelOakleyhe was the sole reason I left this comment, I think he makes it annoying and sucks

[@WaitingForMyRoboWife]

Tyler Fischer.

[@captainphoenix]

Jamie Foxx. But Shane's is better.

[@ELB0W_FRICTION]

The first guy stole that joke from Shane lol

[@river_codack]

He’s normally funny too, that sucks to see

[@A-Berg]

100% in Shane's first special.

[@seanyjizz]

The rate Josh Johnson runs through new material parallel thinking is bound to happen. The fact he gave a 40 minute set the night of the assassination attempt is insane

[@joeyjiggy-bippers6382]

That's more than likely parallel thinking instead of joke theft.

[@DeemMalicious]

Oof ya hate to see it, Jerry!

[@mteresisr]

Black Rock is vested in CNN and somehow, CNN shows up for this rally, the only rally ever. 🤷‍♂️

[@beastgalaxy295]

I was out of the country on vacation and came back to this...I was SHOOK

[@bravetitangrizzly]

Find it funny that a lot of people who are saying this whole thing is fake, are some of the same people who will tell you why Alex Jones is a terrible person for saying SH was faked

[@bluntrapture]

Alex Jones DID say that, but he's a terrible person for a lot of other reasons. But this wasn't fake. Trump over-acted a bit, though.

[@KarenSampedro-q1w]

@@bluntrapture Alex Jones has been right more often than not! Wake up!!

[@jessicapeace3981]

​@@bluntraptureover acted? How can any person judge another's actions seconds after being shot. You seriously think he had enough time between being shot and standing and going through an enormous adrenaline rush to muster enough sense to act about anything?

[@rabidsquirrel2168]

At least Jones changed his tune.. leftoroids are doubling down.

[@kassygendron3022]

​@@bluntraptureHow the hell did he over-act?

[@Railerik]

Wtf was that Adam Ray 😂

[@joenciso364]

Worst impression ever but the cock line saved it

[@eeerriccc]

Dr Phil and Biden are hilarious. He needs to work on the Adam Ray character

[@GrayFrogg]

Right!? That was a wild take. And even thought the shooter was registered as a republican, he donated money to Joe Biden and act blue. He probably was registered R so he could vote against a MAGA candidate in the primarys. That was a widely publicized strategy the dems came up with to try and stop MAGA.

[@colbyzur4642]

@@eeerricccthe only thing that hurts his Biden character is that his skin and face is too filled with life

[@wildcatdan5072]

Bad impression, bad facts and bad takes 😂

[@barockhill]

That guy with the Iwo Jima Trump impersonation is TOO GOOD

[@larrygulledge809]

A leftist

[@michaelpersoneus5301]

Kinda surprised by Adams response. Sounds like he’s been hanging out with Kathy Griffin.

[@MrEvtmazda]

He's from Seattle, typical Dem brain dead

[@WholesomeHenri]

Adam’s response was awful

[@joshmason1460]

Guess nobody remembers the 1000 videos of TDS people telling everyone to register as a Republican to vote against Trump in the primary. Dude was 100% a Trump hating leftist.

[@GruppeSechs]

The dumbest part is that he thinks republican=Trump supporter, never mind that "registered" means literally nothing.

[@joshuaeason3426]

​@GruppeSechs it blows my mind how these people fail to understand what happened. Lots of young liberal voters all over the country registered republican to vote AGAINST Trump in the primary (probably for Nikki Haley, she was a weak candidate.)

[@dialedmedia_]

Godfrey killed it, “its the same exact thing”😂

[@stephenr85]

Adam Ray's take was... disappointing.

[@mandero88NAFO]

Only part of this video I had to skip, was cringy as...

[@paulyagoda142]

​@@mandero88NAFOis that the guy with a yellow tee shirt and white ball cap? Around the 17 minute + or - ? He made me sick

[@paulyagoda142]

​@@mandero88NAFOyep that's him. Evidently a typical brainless, feminine lib looney toon. He probably reeks of a rotten baloney sandwich, bo and nasty feet.

[@lydiasefton4780]

I'm so glad you pointed this out because it was so funny... only decent bit. Always check comments to see if a page is right wing or not...josh rogan was a clue and the matrix slagging the female secret service hilarious nonsense!!!

[@yankees29]

That dude is a clown 🤡

[@crintraian]

Trump" He got hit like I got hit but he ain't f^ùcķin breathin"

[@bthornstrom]

Who is the guy that does that long ass Trump impression.... He is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@DEADRABBIT8]

Idk which one? What he look like?

[@FireflyArc]

7:28 😂for sure. No idea. Needs credita

[@NataliaSeesIt]

I think it's an actor/comedian named Godfrey. He was in an episode of 30 rock i think

[@nizer7147]

“Everybody get down it’s the prom king” elite 😂

[@NobodysPerf3ct]

Are you one of these guys? They're ghey as fck

[@delta-9969]

10:23 that holster woman is a dead ringer for Julia Sweeney's "Pat" character from SNL back in the day.

[@erikjanthes]

Pat is a typical DEI hire for sure.

[@Snarf_Le_Wombat]

That's Shannon Gillis

[@300yrdWink]

Played by Melissa McCarthy

[@YourMrFixer]

Already said by David Spade on Superfly

[@tpjmadrigal12]

That's Andy Milinokis

[@josephdaniel2097]

Haha that dude impression of Trump was flawless 😂

[@gregorymayers247]

"...Millions and millions of red blood cells." 😂

[@runna9647]

pov: you realize you like dr.phil not adam ray

[@SgtSlap]

For real. Adam ray seems brain dead.

[@DaxterDV]

Lmao, you are the literal definition of delusion. You can't make this ish up!

[@boemomolefe8303]

@@SgtSlap😂😂😂

[@lajewel4615]

Ya his take was not great to be honest. He seems like the sort of person who just reads a headline and makes the rest up in his head to fit a narrative. Or someone who only watches one sided news stories and doesn’t verify any of it.

[@mandero88NAFO]

Only part of the video I had to skip, was cringy as to be honest.

[@alfredlear4141]

One thing we can say for sure ... Trump was nearly killed by crooks

[@rebeccarogers1163]

That guy did a great impersonation of President Trump. So funny! 🤣

[@Photik]

Adam Ray doesn't get it one day he'll wake up

[@rpmfreak9150]

You know that's holding him back, his channel could be freaking huge but he talks too much shit about Trump.

[@KBLIZZ333]

​​@@rpmfreak9150Someone in the comments said it perfectly. Something along the lines of, Adam's been around for decades doing comedy but only now getting recognition for his Dr Phill impersonations. Looking back at his regular stand up , of him being himself, it really isn't great. I'm paraphrasing of course