captain holt being an absolute savage for 8 minutes straight | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

aka how many wuntch insults can we fit into one compilation
From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
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[@ComedyBites]

who's the best brooklyn 99 villain: actual murderer jimmy figgis or... wuntch?

[@mskittybbi]

wuntch- hands down no question

[@traviscook5768]

It’s obviously “Wuntch meat”

[@eimanb3887]

Obviously Wuntch, the coffin craved mole beetle.

[@batuhansahin6757]

Wuntch has her moments but I really dislike Figgis

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

The Disco Strangler

[@stevengrewal9656]

''...and yet crime has continued.'' Pure gold!

[@ryanclark7962]

Casting Andre Braugher was genius. He portrays sass, sarcasm, savagenous and being robotic all at once like a legend. Holt is definitely one of the best characters out of any show.

[@lattepus7888]

'one of the best' because everyone in 99 is the bessssttttt!!!!!! nine nine!!

[@JLWorkshops]

As far as I’m aware, Andre hasn’t received any Awards for playing Holt, which in my book is seriously Criminal! Did I, did I just make a bad cop show pun…? I’ll see myself out…

[@CollectedWorx]

He's so good it's hard to decide whether to start watching the show again or just watch Holt compilations on repeat 😅

[@sandervandijk2833]

​@@CollectedWorxJust watch is

[@marcmanning4500]

When he’s popping the balloons in the ballon arch. His face. Oh god. The sass. I kills me. He’s amazing.

[@johndaily263]

I will never, ever, ever tire of “Yassss queen”, and the snap is a perfect exclamation point.

[@chrisjackson1889]

“ARE YOU REALLY PLAYING THE GAY CARD RIGHT NOW!?”

[@Erwooten23]

I laughed out loud when I heard that 🤣

[@RobOlivierbjr64]

💯👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😎😂

[@MyTime1863]

Holt deleting those hula hooping pictures will always be Holt's cruelest and most savage moment.

[@johndaily263]

The look in his eyes as he stared Jake down in that moment was epic.

[@NotQuiteEpic]

@@johndaily263 The lean back...

[@aliceeve6421]

I think the most cruelest is the personal handshake he gave to everyone EXCEPT Jake 😂

[@Markthewolf23]

That lives in my mind rent free

[@SallyBMcgill]

Well, that was a punishment Jake kinda earned. The hua hoop thing was just pure spite and cruelty ​@@aliceeve6421

[@daveclark6324]

"In my belly." Holt being in Jake and Amy's bedroom for heist day is just hilarious! 🤣

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

I will always love that insult directed at the Cheddar imposter.😂😂😂

[@unknownname3487]

Don’t get how it’s savage

[@calebsoria1777]

He can tell the difference between his doggie and a dumb commoner

[@unknownname3487]

@@calebsoria1777 ah yes it is very savage to see if a dog isn’t yours

[@calebsoria1777]

@@unknownname3487 it’s all in the shake

[@Timlee137]

​@@unknownname3487 he's insulting the other dog by saying it's basic, i.e. not special like a Cheddar

[@AldrickExGladius]

Holt is most savage toward Wunch after her death. And Rosa gets in on it, it's awesome anytime those two pair up on anything!

[@simdude1990]

I want a bagel now

[@raelorns4949]

Watching this when he passed really hits hard 😢. RIP Andre. You brought life and laughter to our screens 🕊️

[@bangtanmoosahu]

The “yassss queen” and “YOU TOOK THE WRONG FLUFFY BOI!!!!!” Is my all time favorite 😂

[@cosmicstargazer10]

I just can't, even...I bloody loved Andre Braugher. NOBODY else could have played Holt. Impeccable craft from an impeccable human being, he was SO loved & will be always. RIP Andre Braugher, gone too soon, WAY too soon, but not & NEVER forgotten. One:LOVE.

[@houstonhall1851]

Holt immediately after being told wunch is dead is the best. BAGEL. BAGEL... BAGEL

[@jacobmrley]

Say what now?

[@shrimpgabe3812]

“DING DONG THE WUNCH IS DEAD! BAGEL BAGEL BAGEL!” “You don’t cry when the monster dies in a monster movie”

[@houstonhall1851]

In E.T, do you cry when E.T dies?

[@shrimpgabe3812]

@@houstonhall1851 E.T wasn’t a monster

[@houstonhall1851]

He caused quite the commotion

[@TotoDG]

Being an absolute savage is the only thing Holt can do straight.

[@Olivia3641]

Underrated comment! Lmao! 🤣🤣🤣☠️

[@allif445]

His dead ban delivery of yaaas queen! It had to of had every person recording dying oj that first take! Bahahaha

[@xXxlLEGENDZlxXx]

Deadpan* sorry 😬

[@allif445]

@lmeadows896 you're correct and I did type it that way. Didn't realize autocorrect had "fixed" the way I typed it until ur comment hahahaah

[@iannjuguna1131]

Jake: Why are you telling me this" Holt:" Because noone.............will ever believe you😏😏"

[@TheMarionick]

It’s downright hilarious that his scariest moment has him saying “fluffy boy”.

[@Bigdog5400]

“The only way I’m going to die is if you touch me with one of your bony fingers, and drag me across The River Styx, you Reaper.” Ice. Cold

[@Mary-uq4ww]

This is probably my favorite Holt line 😂

[@mandeanraje2300]

Hands down favorite insult of all time.

[@diamondifm]

"No, I'm calling you a goat. You goat."

[@josemaria8177]

I pity the fool who ever uses the word "bone" in front of Holt

[@simdude1990]

BONE!?!

[@christianebusani]

I can’t believe the news I’m hearing this morning, rest in peace Andre Braugher Thank you for bringing Holt to our screens

[@cosmicstargazer10]

NOBODY else could have played Holt. God, how I loved, will ALWAYS love, Andre Braugher.

[@snorlaxmunch8675]

Love the eloquent insults used in the Holt vs Wuntch scenes

[@NickHoad]

And yet the best one is the raw simplicity of “you’ve aged”

[@snorlaxmunch8675]

@@NickHoad Holt sasses in simplicity

[@cathnz9726]

I've never noticed the "is that a talking raisin?" 😊before 😂😂

[@henrypeters5291]

I hope to one day be able to use that "describing your breakfast" comeback.

[@viscera8442]

you could probably fill this video with only clips of his wunch insults and it would still be just as long if not longer lol

[@madunwagbo4769]

The speech to Scully and Hitchcock is a masterpiece

[@jaylarkin4331]

Fave scene of the show

[@DonDraper8288]

Holt is my favourite comedic character in anything, ever. Played to absolute deadpan perfection.

[@TheGamingChief1604]

RIP to this legend. Simply one of the best characters on TV. We're gonna miss you, Andre

[@ODISeth]

“Now I know why you referred to this as a Suicide Squad Peralta ‘cause I already want to kill myself” The delivery on that line gets me every single time

[@nghakabeita3198]

Most of the time, I watch this series purely for Wunch and Raymond's insults

[@DokkaChapman]

I love how the stuff with Wunch is basically sexual frustration from him coming out.

[@rejoyce318]

"You. Took. The. Wrong. Fluffy. BOI!!!!!!!!!"

[@Bobbymaccys]

“Yaass queen” *snap* lives rent free in my head 😂😂

[@topcatthegamer9541]

That "and yet crime has continued," line is just freaking GOLD.😂😂😂

[@Ringsfan1]

Why do the good die young? RIP Andre Braugher, thank you for sharing your talent with us and for always making me laugh. Andre Braugher: 7/1/1962-12/11/2023, Age 61

[@briza_md]

I always lose it on "Sticks and stones Raymond..." "Describing your breakfast?" :D

[@LanieDeadrock]

The hula-hooping one is my favourite part of the entire show.

[@Onirban1637]

Yaaas queen is the most savagest moment in the show. Nothing tops it.

[@lennon30790]

nobody will ever say "Punk" with the same weight as holt says

[@Tony_The_Monk]

Describing your breakfast will always be my favorite line 😂😂

[@timoshi119]

I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life. I've solved alot of cases for you. And yet crime Is continued RIP Andre aka captain

[@h.g347]

"Why are you telling me this?" "Because no one... *Death rattle heard in background* ... will ever believe you." 🥇

[@thelonewolf7443]

Wunch-time is over!

[@debjoy12]

boom, did it!

[@zouhairaammi]

​@@debjoy12 Both ways

[@emmaray6215]

No regrets😏

[@BenDaUnicorn]

5:45 this is the best line in the entire series 😂

[@lud3445]

RIP. Captain, may you win heists with Cheddar in heaven.

[@maxacorn]

he went from being in "glory" with some of the best actors in hollywood to being in this. we love ya, andre. :D

[@calebsoria1777]

You call that 🕺 This is dancing!!!

[@zouhairaammi]

Wuntch is dead! Bagel! Bagel! Bagel! 😂😂

[@diamondgirl698]

For everyone!

[@h.g347]

Madeleine. I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing 😂😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣 Oh man! That actual warmth in his voice wrapped in acerbic sarcasm 😆 Holt is something else

[@adrianortega3382]

The overall best has to be terry and holt arguing over who rides Rosas bike “are you really playing the gay card right now” yas Queen

[@jayar7436]

“I, for one, can’t wait to try Amy’s food. (Takes a bite, immediately spits it out.) Oh, this is revolting!”

[@NeddyMontz]

6:30 Captain Holt dancing

[@PlyrMava.]

Yass queen and the hula hoop confession, this character makes me wanna watch the show

[@Krissy_K888]

Wassup means "I'm a person not worth taking to" 😅

[@Jman4real56]

That last line tho and the reaction was me couple days ago... Captain holt is dead! R.i.p

[@laloeljoker7881]

Holt insulting Wunch will always be funny

[@itscrossbow7637]

RIP Andre Braugher aka captain holt 😢

[@natisfreezing]

Gina teached him smack talk but he was born to do it.

[@briabella23]

The “talking raisin” got me dying 😂

[@nl5828]

RIP 😢😢😢🫡🫡

[@billyzig]

Never, ever mess with "Fluffy Boy"!

[@Irfanhill]

"What children? All the children."

[@antonbroby6419]

Underrated

[@michelvanderlinden8363]

"The only way I'll die is when you touch me with one of your boney fingers and drag me along the river Styx you reaper". Gods that comment just has me cackling everytime I hear it. Rest well Andre, your deadpan way of acting wasnt seen since the late great Leslie Nielsen.... thank you.

[@JustinSawyer-ji5wm]

The titans of dead pan.

[@M24071]

His wuntch insults are gold

[@wahn10]

The highest quality deadpan in the history of television. And my favorite comedy character ever. Oh Captain, my Captain!

[@cake58879]

RIP Andre Braugher 🕊🪦🙏

[@quezdonivey5518]

7:18 😂😂😂Holt stayed destroying Madeline

[@cascooter]

RIP Andre.

[@johndough2441]

Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?.. 😆 🤣

[@nont18411]

2:17 I think everyone will believe him now.

[@jaylene.turner6524]

R.I.P. Andre Braugher.🕊️😭

[@Ally.Cat.252]

The first one cracks me up “I’ve solved a lot of cases for you..” “and yet crime continues…”

[@MickaelDONIZALSKI-n6s]

His dead pan face when he starts dancing, gold

[@shubham3813]

4:48 if tldr was a person 😂

[@indianastarkjones1535]

My favorite show of the 2010's

[@pr0f3ta_yt]

RIP Boss 😢

[@Kurby_]

And yet crime has continued 😂😂😂😂😂

[@NotQuiteEpic]

I wonder why they decided to kill off Deputy Commissioner Wunch. She was a constant source of joke content.

[@TheMonkeyLegend]

Yeah I didn’t like that at first because they were some of the best jokes but in fairness the show didn’t go on for much longer after so I guess it doesn’t matter

[@charlesbarczak1934]

Rest in Peace Andre. Your ability to play the straight man in comedy was genius. Ironic that you did it as a gay character. Perfection.

[@aminah24434]

"because i already wna kms" alw gets me 😭

[@diamondgirl698]

3:17 legendary 💯✨ I hope to use this technique day one should the perfect situation present itself

[@hudsonheinrich8138]

May Andre Braugher Rest in Piece!

[@tatianaradojevich6529]

Holt and Wuntchs’ feud needed more screen time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also Holts love for his fluffy boy is absolutely a mood. I will fight ANYONE for my doggies!!!!!

[@brianjoseph3317]

Rip captain holt 😢

[@rexican26]

What children? all the children. Right, stupid question

[@mohamedanas4069]

rip captain holt

[@mannaspritzer]

His “is everything okay” soliloque made me wish I could have seen him do Shakespeare. I bet his St. Crispin’s Day speech was amazing. The world lost an amazing actor.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

I knew this would be 50% Wuntch 😂

[@PanzerFalcon2232]

4:21 you can actually hear him starting to break down

[@cashordeals3672]

Rip captain

[@sk343oman]

Andre made to be a captin

[@mandolo100]

BAGEL is sorely missing from this

[@22gjreyes]

Fun fact. Wuntch is actually married to Kevin Bacon.

[@MuhammadHasan-wn6kw]

RIP Dad

[@parikshitagawane4224]

Rest in peace cheddar

[@Andre-yi3wq]

The grestest mystery if this show, is where jakes salary goes to

[@brandonescalante6374]

rest in peace ❤️

[@Gunmetal_papi]

"Talking raisin"

[@T-RexLaFlair64]

(Laughs out) oh! I see u have a knife!

[@PlayMoreGolf-RipOff]

The hoops hoop was the best

[@markvann9347]

RIP

[@patstarfish9514]

Yas queen 👸