The Most Aggro Gym Teacher Ever - The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

A middle school teacher ruins a kickball game by threatening a student (0:00), and wrestler Silver King dies after collapsing in the ring (3:57). (Contains strong language.)
About The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project:
Anthony Jeselnik is a famous comedian. Gregg Rosenthal works for NFL Network. They have been best friends for 20 years, and now they’re finally allowing Comedy Central to broadcast their private discussions on sports, with a penetrating focus on the off-the-field issues plaguing this great planet.
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[@YeeSoest]

I love how the ONE THING that makes Anthony Jeselnik REALLY laugh here is the sentence "celebrating within an inch of his life while he laid there dying"

[@davidmsirois]

if that's not the name of Silver King's Documentary... I don't know what the fuck this world is coming to...

[@nakayummy]

spit my milkshake on my laptop

[@lionscarmusic]

Wow never saw Jeselnik laugh like that

[@KLbSYNCHRONOUS]

True. He was really entertained by this story.

[@glennaschulz9956]

I know, see how red his entire face got? I couldn't believe it but loved it. Esp that he keeps bringing it around to the "and shove it down your throat" part. I know this is 2 years old, I just got around to computers after healing [long time] from a brain/memory injury. This stuff's way harder than it used to be! As for the sad death of the "fake wrestler" who was supposed to Win, died instead.. Anthony losing it, laughing about it all.. is really right up his alley! Perfect. :D

[@CptCrash21]

I live in Kentucky and we also just had a teacher get arrested for trying to teach a class shit-faced drunk. She was literally taking vodka shots during class and was 4x over the limit. But the teacher who threatened to dis-member the kids "member", apparently was having a tough year (2017) and this happened on the last day of school. She had complained that a special needs kid was sexually harassing her and some other students but the principal was kind of a prick about the whole thing. She was also going thru chemo. I think she deserves a promotion if she deserves anything.

[@chazbennett8676]

Crystal Graham sounds like She was on a Gram of Crystal.

[@im4g0d_1]

Chaz Bennett I love it. 10/10

[@poyb1830]

I laughed way to hard at this.. bravo man bravo

[@paulscheidel3258]

I see what you did there

[@itellyouaboutstuff]

First thought that came to my mind xD

[@Matthew-bl2gz]

You obviously haven't had to deal with a group of middle school kids. What surprises me is this doesn't happen more often.

[@potdragon8091]

@@NeverIast - Change the genders...let's say a MALE teacher said ANYTHING CLOSE to that to a female child.🤔 We would end up with another POINTLESS "Women's March".🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[@billyBob-dz7jy]

@@potdragon8091 It's completely different. Boys throw insults using "dick" as the punchline all the time, it is only surprising because it's a teacher. Girls rarely use any words for "vaginas" when they get pissed. A teacher saying that would be 100% creepier. Also, no one cares.

[@anthonyzullo]

Maybe it happens too much and thats why we see a rise in active shooters lol

[@Terrible0x0Trivium]

Had a teacher make hilarious threats all the time in high school. My classmates never whined about it and got him in trouble for it though. Of course this was before P.C. destroyed the common sense of humor.

[@brianh6773]

You obviously don't know how to be an adult if you can't handle yourself around children.

[@caseylevins9900]

Fired?!?! That's an appropriate declaration during a game of kickball.

[@potdragon8091]

Hopefully you never breed ....you complete fucking moron! 🖕

[@billyBob-dz7jy]

@@potdragon8091 ...

[@jnanashakti6036]

I'm quietly in love with Anthony Jeselnik.

[@angelacarrasco7882]

Im loudly

[@JSalonsky]

never seen anthony laugh that hard

[@petesmith9475]

I have seen everything from jeselnik and I have never seen him cracking up laughing about anything. Rarere moment.

[@collinsrob]

@@petesmith9475 Yeah, he does laugh sometimes, but not that hard !

[@vickielandia]

Watching Anthony lose it after 7:00 made me LOL for real 😂 💀

[@robbyhype4967]

This is possibly my favorite performance... Thank u ANTHONY

[@MrJayehawk]

That's the most I've ever seen Jeselnik laugh at anything.

[@Moonview90]

Anthony Jeselnik smile it's so charming.

[@YeeSoest]

Great, so now I have to wait for a conversation about kickball to come up to deliver this gem I will absolutely steal?? Guess I just gotta share the video but I need my friends to know about the unexpected dangers of kickball !!! And then I shall google kickball...

[@Sh4delock]

I have never seen him turn so red before.

[@iancollagan19]

"Probably thinking like, I'm the silver king now" *episode ends 😂

[@hannahfromkentucky3864]

I’m from Kentucky and what the teacher did doesn’t surprise me at all lol I’m actually shocked she was forced to retire 😂 I hope she has no regrets. Middle schoolers suck.

[@goodbrothermusic2740]

I was hoping this would be the video clip this week

[@Klay919]

that silverking story is the craziest thing i've heard in years

[@Sixsoul]

Rumor has it, the guy is still celebrating the victory. It's not often you get scheduled to lose and still get the V. I call it the GOAT and the GHOST

[@jasonjohannsen7822]

Whispers *JRVP* in your ear

[@hublotkingcole683]

.. junior vice president

[@dillabean4183]

Sounds like she had been watching MacGruber recently

[@giraffesushi8112]

i just watched the wrestling video, ive never laughed harder that was fucking hilarious

[@DownAndDirtyAf]

How do you watch the video versions of this podcast?

[@briandonovan5434]

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a chick trying to cut off your wang -pathches

[@gilwood7530]

My friend called the Principal a "PUSSY" and the principal said ... "I know you are but what am I ? " No, He was not pee wee herman ... he kinda sealed his fate .

[@samw.8734]

You sure? Lol wtf... . I haven't heard anyone say that in years.

[@xscreaminmemex]

I miss Erica

[@disterbed7104]

my 6th grade english teacher called me demon 3 weeks into the 1st semester. kicked me out for the rest of the year . still 1 of my greatest accomplishments

[@dustin2698]

Middle finger is protected speech. If it wasn't a crime before, it isn't a crime now. It's also what I'd want from my gym teacher.

[@timothyfarrand8407]

I suppose you think you're well adjusted. You're not

[@evanfranson07]

Where did you get your law degree?

[@dustin2698]

@@evanfranson07 Somewhere better than the cereal box you got your journalism degree from.

[@dustin2698]

@@evanfranson9949 like you said, you're not a lawyer, so don't Naomi Wolf case law. Don't whip out your school like it makes you better than me: I did my undergrad at MIT, and taught there. I'm pretty sure I win the elitist dick-measuring contest. Move along.

[@Syclone0044]

Are you sure about that? I vaguely recall incidents where people flipped off police and police arrested them and charged them because the gesture was considered threatening/menacing ala "fighting words" which is a concept I'm sure you're familiar with given your pompous arrogance.

[@csnocke5]

A wins a win. Congratulations

[@smoochesTina]

Our teachers said and did shit to scare us into submission, but we didn’t run tattle. If we had told our parents, they’d have asked what we did to cause her/him to lose their shit and then would beat our asses for misbehaving in school!

[@sdry]

that wresting death was hysterical on so many levels. Checki it out :D

[@TheSmurfboard]

“That was a weak move”. That was a dick move.

[@Papeeshka]

I really wanna send this to my teacher BFF, but the last time I sent her an Anthony video, the video turned into an antisemetic joke. I was mortified!!!!!!!!! Omg I am never sending Anthony’s jokes to anyone again unless I see the whole damn video...

[@happyraven4007]

this is better than Howard Stern !! why arnt you on the radio !!

[@piotrmitrega2765]

wow, only in USA, feel sorry for her, she sounds like good teacher

[@xoi4040]

If this were any country in Europe, this woman would be serving a prison sentence, don't even lie. And if this were New Zealand, dozens of brainlets would doxx her and try to have her head on a spike for harrassing a pussy.

[@davidmsirois]

nah-NETTE

[@jimb2970]

She was just quoting MacGruber. It was an innocent movie reference; skip to 1:42 for quote. kzbin.info/www/bejne/ooKVg4aqm7-cn5I

[@joesTired]

You Weekend at Bernie's that dude and do your job..amateur hour..

[@andrewsimcox133]

If anyone is curious the guy who didn't die is called The Juice Juventud Guerrera and he is as cockily obnoxious as they make him seem.

[@mudejartrainingnaturalscie6938]

(Spoiler Alert) I didn't see "The Wrestler" yet.

[@richardmiddleton2430]

Who the fuck is Crystal Graham?

[@ivandrago4089]

She thinks she is MacGruber

[@crissyjayfae]

It's always a Crystal 😔

[@Movies123Online]

The sad truth

[@zbraten4097]

Lol

[@sahelibanerjee1503]

😂😂😂😆

[@joshuawarrenyeah3705]

They should replace Trevor Noah with Anthony, then they’d have a great comedy show.

[@cranberrysack2139]

Very early?

[@JCChavz]

Who names their child Crystal Gram first off? Obviously her parents were drug addicts…I feel bad for her. 😢

[@1234abcd12344]

Kids today are too soft now days but that's a bit much.

[@unicornivoredarko904]

Less of the pubescent boy with a beard & more Jesselnik plz ty

[@chunk47524]

WTF is this? One host can't grow an actual beard. The other guy has a full beard but needs his hair to be so stylized.

[@bluecollarmenproductions]

What are you a hair stylist judging comedians?

[@LePageChannel]

3:00 I'm generation X. To me, Millenials are as soft as Gen Z are to them. When I was a kid, just to give you and idea, people smoked on planes, during the flight!!! Edited: And most adults, men and women,were smokers.

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

Yeah and in the 80s you would also get fired for telling a 10 year old that you were going to cut off his dick. That's fucking psycho shit, what grown ass adult gets that bothered by a fucking kid that age? Crazy bitch sounds like she wasn't cut out for working with kids, let alone anyone.

[@IanOvidBares]

One of the kids wants to charge? Cuz she had middle fingers and words? How tf u gonna have a gf when you grow up and have a brand new 34 year old woman, when your 34, say that shit to you? Lol gtfo lol

[@charliebrown4035]

Way to water down your career already.

[@kahinasabri3221]

First comment

[@xavierbreath2227]

And unsubscribed.

[@emu4life60]

Comedy Central will miss you so much.

[@rayneweber7636]

Oh no. Lets figure this out. How can we win you back?

[@sdry]

@@rayneweber7636 lolll xD

[@jasperjenkins7729]

Ellis? REALLY?? What's with these soft ass names anymore.

[@denisemarie7991]

Ellis is his daughter. So not sure why erica asked that . Walker is his sons name.

[@justinodom12]

Greg is so unfunny