Louis Katz - Louis and the Tramp - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

After a particularly bad breakup, Louis Katz falls in love with a giant drug-addicted homeless girl in Portland, Oregon.
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[@johnnybeard8496]

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[@jethrocool194]

Awesome

[@justinsauvageau880]

@@johnnybeard8496 11 s22 8 see wx

[@MarcelloAdamo]

😢😢

[@pandapumpkin8610]

Bring Back Ari !!!!!!

[@Szaam]

That was a first class set, but also really sad and uncomfortably relatable. "I thought if I could fix her I could fix me." Shit.

[@chicomdk]

dude I feel you man *fist bump*

[@jv-lk7bc]

me about 20 years ago. and maybe 10 years ago ...

[@lollost5569]

Yeah it hurts. I felt that sting my heart.

[@pastorofmuppets325]

Those of us who've been lucky enough to recover from the Disease of Addiction can relate for sure. I got clean 17 years ago, & although it took me a couple of tries; once I got serious & turned my life over it stuck . I lost a cousin to an overdose last month, & his brother who found him couldn't even be bothered to attend the funeral b/c he was too busy getting high. He'll be dead soon enough unfortunately, if he doesn't get clean. I pray for him every day.

[@jeremiwilliams3598]

That’s how I felt listening to him

[@SonOroSound]

16:48 man I've never gone from laughter to deep sadness so fast. "I wish there was some kind of instruction manual for fixing people".

[@slimischillin7753]

So nobody’s gonna compliment this guy’s impressive simile/metaphor game? Most of his punches are *there* it’s so obvious

[@JesusHComedy]

my favorite simile: She hits rock bottom and the gets drilling deeper to the bottom. She's a life Fracker.

[@talibnunnally1531]

Jesus Herrera Comedy barss

[@nostrum8]

@Jesus Yeah his simile/ metaphor game is of the hooks! But your favorite is a metaphor and not a simile, at least the way you recited it. Not trying to be a smart-ass, just saying. Peaze

[@mankypancakes]

I was rolling at "Young Jungians." It's about goddamn time to resurrect puns amirite?

[@royaltyJkash]

Freudian crips. Young jungians.

[@infadelakainf]

This was really good. The level of humor he put into his pain and journey was great. Keep going man. It helped me

[@pingpongmaster212]

This guy has fantastic storytelling skills

[@devinwhiteside3534]

For real

[@batissta44]

yup

[@chode-i-dis4119]

@@ytaccount lets see you do it?

[@namelessfaceless5748]

@@ytaccount meth piss is dope

[@dumdumdugan666u]

His bit about the hippy roommate and her trash cat is hysterical

[@McbrydeWithaY]

This guy could not have more perfect timing and delivery.

[@ashleecarrero8804]

I laughed but this broke my heart too

[@brkdncrgrl]

Shit is poetic

[@ladym2398]

I know right....

[@lappelduvide4054]

That's comedy

[@american_warrior724]

12:15 " life fracker/ rock bottom " lmfao

[@marcelleroux9172]

Bro the pussy smelling like dick is an actual thing, I caught my ex cheating because she literally smelled like cum. And that added a extra layer of betrayel because she's was making me wear condoms, making me believe that it was to help clear up some gynecological issue. Turns out she didn't wanna smell like cum while visiting the other guy. We lived together for 3 years, I'm telling you I didn't know who that woman was, until the smell of jizz woke me up to reality.

[@BlissBlissBliss720]

Sweet soul. I hope he finds someone who loves him as much as he loves.

[@JK-st5se]

RIP TRASHCAN

[@jonathanshaw7355]

I'm sorry that he's dead. Poor guy.

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

He was a street poet, and now we all know it.

[@romankotas448]

Rest In Peace Trash can

[@nacho3354]

That living Morrissey lyric joke was brilliant

[@kerianpearson9796]

I just want a girl who’ll defend my honor as we roam through a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

[@kissmyacidrocks]

5 months later, we're almost there bud. Just find a girl who washes her hands a lot.

[@jakesgenuineanarchy5955]

I’ll be your defender.

[@olifoley7698]

BjJake’s Dm corner B b.

[@fabianajones12]

Here I am baby girl lol

[@fabianajones12]

The world is ending. Has been for a while.

[@corv1d770]

"less like doggy style, more like jockey style" As a short dude I feel that

[@montyparata4914]

Feel for you bro. JK I'm 6' 3" but have had back problems for most of my life. I spent years having to hunch at work. Still feel for ya though

[@thomasrainbow]

I'm a tall dude but have never like dating taller girls and his is the exact reason I was never able to fully articulate until now lol

[@lordfordification]

My best friend is really skinny and 6'1 His new gf is 5'11 heavier than me and I'm 6'4 220lbs. She's not as tall though, you do the math.

[@lordfordification]

Short girls make my legs cramp plus I have back and neck injuries, if I could find a 6'0+ girl I would generate a legion of super soldiers.

[@7sev7en7]

"There isn't enough chocolate covered pineapple in the world for that edible arrangement!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@taylorgoetz7604]

Perfect

[@MrOneNye]

I think the phrase "double penetration" hit too close to home for the guy in the plaid shirt on the right hand side of the screen 9:37 he stopped smiling super quick like it an avalanche of suppressed memories just killed the vibe lol XD

[@benjipesci5197]

MrOneye lol

[@ozeppeo]

Great observation :D

[@matthewkrupa-gregory9682]

I love that I read this right at 9:35 and I looked up and saw it 😂

[@TholandThink]

Holy shit dude, that's pure gold.

[@black_platypus]

O.O holy shit, you're right o.o

[@spamreciever4208]

"If the Rock was a Suicide Girl" I've never been so hard

[@saintarcana9859]

😂😂😂😂

[@TylerDurden-bb8lw]

umm, what's a suicide girl ?

[@saintarcana9859]

@@TylerDurden-bb8lw they are alternative models, Google it (;

[@GrumpyFellow]

N9l4rro

[@OdinCasts]

Would you say that you were Rock Hard?

[@BuddhatheBlackDog]

This is where I became a Louis Katz fan.

[@DruNature]

JOKES< real crafted jokes, an actual rarity for comedians nowadays. But holy fuck this guy really made me belly laugh and brought a tear to my eye in one bit, touching and moving, hilarious and overall a killer showman- I'm blown away!

[@therealgreat9735]

This guy is the best hands down. Absolutely hilarious. Plenty love from Nigeria..engaging storytelling skills. So funny and deep at the same time. Love u man...

[@lunchbag_larry]

the young jungians.. damn this guy is on fire

[@IFeelSoTongueTied]

i was so upset more people didnt catch how great that one was...

[@montinyek6554]

i don't get the joke

[@montinyek6554]

@mellamosean i know who tf crips and bloods are dude, never heard of Jung tho

[@josephhopeless829]

Yeah that was pretty damn good; he looked really proud of himself for that one(as one would).

[@SavageGerbil]

@@montinyek6554 Jung worked with Freud, they eventually had a falling out

[@wormemc]

A year or so, after first hearing this, I heard it again, and again it made me laugh and cry with tears. This is such powerful comedy and a beautiful human story. Just what I need to drag my ass out of bed for no known reason.

[@ratfacekilla1839]

Damn, ol big red in the back was his biggest fan. Probably went jockey style that night

[@eraldylli]

I was looking for this comment. Should've been higher up. Making me scroll all this way...

[@dozhadeville444]

She is Phat.

[@InFlamableMe]

Hahahahahahahha ol big red that is fucking brilliant

[@ricksanchez4813]

Commenters who watch the audience creep me out

[@terryrayborne5215]

She looked super hot

[@BigGame12]

15:55 That girl in the back was feeling that joke a little too much

[@SashaTromsa]

and it was not her first time)

[@Barrenthevampire]

@@SashaTromsa yeaaaaah that's the same girl from Chris Redd's set

[@matthewmultiplayer5947]

She was like that the whole story 😂

[@field369]

Self conscious & drunk...good God that chick was awkward.

[@O5fan]

Pretty cute, though.

[@Neurotripsicks]

"She didn't think we were going to get along because I'm a scorpio and you're a libra, and I'm thinking no, we're not getting along because I'm a grown up....and apparently you believe in star magic"

[@timfeleppa3156]

Excellent storytelling with great punchlines thrown in.

[@sheeesh404]

One of the best comedians I've heard in a while

[@mrsang4802]

As a therapist, this was one emotional rollercoaster 🎢 and I loved it! He told this story in a way that I didn’t have too much time to scream at him for his poor decisions. It had heart, it was funny, and he found the humor in this F-d up thing we call life. Bravo! I will add that people do change, but they have to want to enough to fight with themselves. Some would prefer to destroy themselves and others rather than fight with their biggest adversary and ally... them.

[@ericorourke7291]

Dude...I spit out my drink when he said “she’s like a life fracker”

[@TheActualCathal]

"Fruedian Crips" is the best joke I've heard in a while.

[@General.Apeshit]

This is, hands down, one of the best stand up performances ever, period. Holy shit was his delivery perfect and boy was he hilarious.

[@V0r4xiz]

This guy is next level intellectual and psychologically aware, soaring high above his peers like an Aristotlian albatross. Also, this story was captivating and fascinating from start to finish. I could feel myself fall in love with that woman by proxy just from how he talks about her (in the first part of the story ;D )

[@thomasrainbow]

He should write a book

[@ErdTirdMans]

Holy shit. The execution wasn't 100% but that structure and the underlying feeling that builds and creeps up to the end is incredible.

[@chevymontana3857]

sounds like a sober rick sanchez

[@TwoGuysWithPants]

Chevy Montana damn he totally does

[@hungryguyonabicycle]

One of the best stories I've seen on this series. 👍🏽

[@american_warrior724]

2:25 The "Vengeful Louie" lmfao 😂

[@daverizz]

That was some impressive -ass word play.

[@bunnyblurrz]

I was really captivated by his story. So good!

[@victor-antonioali378]

Man, Lou-K tapped into some pure comedic ether. This was tragic Gold

[@the_other_dude]

Solid set. Solid Comedian.

[@Potentialaj]

This is absolutely one of my favorites. Being a codependent that always wants to help people this hit so close to home. I've listened to this multiple times.

[@rubenmedina9156]

"all praises due opon him"- no disrespect!

[@deanmorrison9342]

The fuck is opon?

[@thomasrainbow]

Our lord and savior ZENU looool

[@jv-lk7bc]

the gangster god..

[@MicLeo-ck1vf]

One of the best stories I’ve seen. Louis is a very talented storyteller.

[@MasterL305]

not enough chocolate covered pineapples for this edible arrangement was the best line imo i think it went over heads

[@b.scottfarthingsworth]

every punch line was perfect, this guy was great

[@Alykat-lm8kw]

That schtick at the end literally brought tears to my eyes because I feel the same way..

[@Ner0tika]

"YOUNG JUNGIANS" --- this guy is a god

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

That end of “I’m never getting better” kind of got me because I know the feeling all too well and it’s... One of the most legitimately terrifying things you kind of admit to yourself and the scary part is you can hear yourself say it.

[@stevehunt914]

Outstanding! Delivery/Pace/Content ratio was perfect.

[@CosmicSpacePoo2]

That was a fucking fantastic story

[@DonPancho1]

He tried so hard to help, only for it to amount to nothing, with nothing to gain, except the loss of romanticiscm. I almost expect the boondocks theme to start playing along with some fucking relatable quote This story really hits home. it is a sad, sobering experience, but I guess thats just a part of life's ups and downs

[@judithbreastsler]

this one of the most methodical and soulful comedy sets i've ever seen. nicely woven punchlines

[@LouisKatzComedy]

Wow! Are you the real Jonathan Franzen?? The author????

[@maxbites23]

Dude I'm seriously enthralled with this guy's story

[@TastyLier]

I watched the entire season and realised one thing..the comedians on this show can turn any sad moment into laugh ❤️

[@user-tn5cq8el4w]

How have I never heard this man... his delivery was flawless, his joke recall was spectacular, and his jokes are fantastic... incredible clip loved it but I'm sad I'm just now hearing about this man...

[@jannylavin]

"living Morrisey lyric" - damn that was beautiful hahahaha

[@albertomendez137]

He’s quick on his jokes and punch lines

[@kcn6943]

Freudian Crips 😂😂😂😂

[@4Everlast]

Perfection! Bravo. This is how you tell a story.

[@RoaringPhilosopher]

Thats the most heavy story I've heard from a stage. Codus to this guy for doing it respectful!

[@karalynndoyle]

Sometimes comedy is sad. This made me cry and laugh. 😭

[@Spazz5697]

we want MORE of Louis Katz!

[@towlie710]

This guy is awesome. Story telling approach littered with one liners delivered almost like Hedberg! Nice.

[@d.e.b.b5788]

Oh god, I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard I almost choked on my food. Do not eat while viewing this. Scientology moms, psychiatrist street gangs, Freudian crips, Young Jungians, life fracking, It just got more absurd and hilarious as it went on. Cheers, Louis, good set.

[@peijiswonderland]

Funny ass hell with a mix of sad and sweet 😂🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@mkaiser29]

This dude is probably one of the BEST storytellers I have EVER heard!! Funny as all hell too!! Holy smokes! Funniest shit is always true!!!!

[@mcpoopenfarten]

As a crust punk (gutter punk's, angrier, slightly more depressed sibling), this set really hit home for me. I knew a lot of people like this chick and how he talks about her sounds spot on with how a lot of us are. We're sad and pissed off at the world, but have no idea how to change it without breaking our code of ethics, and that takes a toll on us. A lot of us (including myself) turn to substances for an escape, and to each other to feel like we're not alone. It's a tough crowd, but we look out for each other all the same. I really, really hope this girl got better and is at least happier now than before. This was an awesome set, this dude has some of the wittiest punchlines I've heard in a minute, and storytelling well beyond what I expected. I'm excited to see him grow as a comedian going forward and what he does from here. Much love from Indianapolis, Louis.

[@anic5805]

Talented dude!! Great storytelling, great rhythm 'n pace, and some really original lines. "... I was kissing her suicide scars like some kind living Morrissey lyric."

[@robertmargesson1819]

His standup is brilliant. Both of his CDs are hilarious.

[@lilbeanbun]

wow. this ended up WAY better than i expected

[@edgarflores5569]

I'm half the video and I already laughed more than I did all all week. Totally gonna look for this dude's material

[@kharyrobertson3579]

Jockey style is about to become a thing, lol

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

Looks pretty sexy on some girls, imo.

[@cityhawk]

It already is. If you search PornHub, you’ll find videos like the way he described it. It’s quite a sight.

[@SCUBAGUYGAMESTREAM]

omg this guy is amazing how I ever not seen his act wow

[@seanclements6206]

Like some kind of life fracker

[@MattAlexanderMe]

Gotta love the look he gives after delivering the psychologist street gang joke. "crushing it" 14:59

[@Hawdkoah]

This hit me deep. I was in a similar situation with a friend a few years ago and it was the worst time of my life.

[@mikechandleruk2]

First time seeing Louis Katz and I have to say I am really impressed... I cant wait to see him at the Edinburgh Fringe this week!

[@SamRadDude]

This guy is the funniest one ives seen. So witty

[@j.r09160]

At one point trashcan calls me, very nice guy ... I understand 🤦🏿‍♂️

[@GadgetMsGadget]

Right, right! 🤣🤣🤣

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

Had me rolling the whole time. Was fun to watch. Great video

[@Mikee22ification]

He is dark, funny and honest . . awesome

[@edfleming9600]

You got Portland right!

[@tyler1234321]

Definitely the funniest one yet.

[@wolfaiden]

16:46 hit so hard Awesome dynamics here

[@JeneralDethray]

I was on the streets in Portland. Probably knew that chick.

[@j.a.s.2684]

Dude killed it on stage! I'm now a fan.

[@MyCharlie223]

Now that was a tale wow

[@jalderink]

Holy cow, Louis Katz is a genius! Great stuff, man!

[@solodolotrevino]

That intro is horrendous

[@gogo8965]

Its beautiful piece of Art

[@joshysparklez6994]

I miss the crazy ass ones Ari Shaffir had

[@favoritemustard3542]

What intro didn't see it.

[@throwaway5744]

its a rule of the show

[@AnointedFlow]

@@joshysparklez6994 yeah those told a story you wanted to see finish.

[@callsignfatbeard2637]

This was one of my favorites. Great set

[@MainDrainStudios]

@1:08 to skip the somehow-even-shittier-than-before intro

[@badluckbro661]

Main Drain Studios thanks why no Ari ?

[@Omgitsmario100]

Thaaannnkkkkkkk you. Ari made this show tbh

[@shaneohara201]

Idiots

[@dannyphantom5758]

This intro was better than the song but I still want Ari back

[@MoeMentos]

Danny phantom Why did Ari leave?

[@DriftArcana]

Amazing set Fantastic story Even better punchline I learned a little and even had a bit of emotional catharsis listening to his story Great job dude 👌

[@AKGagliano]

Brilliant writer. Brilliant storyteller.

[@jasonkesser]

This is the best one that’s ever been done. Louis’ If These Balls Could Talk is goddamn top shelf high octane comedy too.

[@russtaylor2122]

Go, Louis, go...! Another ten years and you'll make it... ; ) Great set, man.

[@hey0836]

His voice reminds me of rick from rick and morty and it’s tripping me out

[@QTARUBA]

Amazing storyteller... and freaking funny...

[@WhitbyStuff]

The girl clapping behind him is REALLY doing it in a way that says; "Everyone - Look at me...."

[@iknowyouarebutiamnot]

That set is worth following this budding comedian's eventual rise to greatness! His delivery and pacing is fucking brilliant! A fine entertainer, beyond the shadow of a doubt!

[@denzelbazard6184]

Best one of the season by far.

[@tomcads1604]

Damn, Louis Katz is hilarious. Such little setup for some of these hard hitters