Henry Rollins - Punk Rock Hyenas - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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8 жыл бұрын

Henry Rollins talks about doing way too much LSD during the early days of Black Flag.
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@standup
@standup 4 жыл бұрын
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@Ackerman_77
@Ackerman_77 4 жыл бұрын
Greatful Dead LSD ... my friend told me to drink O.J. So I did..... I became a Bartender on acid . It was my cosmetology graduation.
@cheshirecat3020
@cheshirecat3020 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, I'm good. The show has gone downhill since Ari stopped/ CC stole what he had built.
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 3 жыл бұрын
!×××wwweee÷
@Quincy9991
@Quincy9991 3 жыл бұрын
I
@IansModRite
@IansModRite 6 жыл бұрын
Even while doing stand-up, he still wraps the cord around his hand like he’s screaming at the crowd in Black Flag 😂😂
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 3 жыл бұрын
NOBODY'S GETTING THE MIC!
@goondocksaints9597
@goondocksaints9597 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, first thing I noticed too. Intensity always.
@lisar.veneziano1517
@lisar.veneziano1517 3 жыл бұрын
Thank Henry some things never change feelings the same, topics VERY different retro reflections because we can't believe we are still alive.
@EliPorterMahn
@EliPorterMahn 2 жыл бұрын
@@mattasticmattattack8546 exactly!
@Jake-mj6mc
@Jake-mj6mc 2 жыл бұрын
I love that as he gets into to the story he starts bending his knees and rocking back and forth like he did back in the angry days.
@MyCatInABox
@MyCatInABox 5 жыл бұрын
My new motto: Unnervingly polite; Capably violent
@cluttter482
@cluttter482 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my fucking cat lol
@MsTaxidriver69
@MsTaxidriver69 4 жыл бұрын
Not a bad way to be! As a woman, I'm often underestimated, even by those who should know better. It's also a good response to a question I've been asked in job interviews: "Can you describe yourself in 3 words or less?" They never expect it, and it points to self respect while demanding the same from others.
@tbagyourmom13
@tbagyourmom13 4 жыл бұрын
@@MsTaxidriver69 its 4 words tho
@benjaminhixson3918
@benjaminhixson3918 4 жыл бұрын
*incapably violent
@502skater502
@502skater502 4 жыл бұрын
Desperately unoriginal.
@dailyflash
@dailyflash 3 жыл бұрын
The worst thing you can say when trying a drug for the first time; "I'm not feeling anything. Maybe I need to take some more."
@interceptor-sc
@interceptor-sc 3 жыл бұрын
I did that with vodka and ended up taking 12 shots, a shot of rum, and a whiteclaw in 30 minutes. I'm 15
@Nightdare
@Nightdare 3 жыл бұрын
@@interceptor-sc Good start kid! We know the ending wasn't happy but hey, good start.
@l0nesomeb0nesome82
@l0nesomeb0nesome82 3 жыл бұрын
"You can always take more, never less"
@ValdVincent
@ValdVincent 3 жыл бұрын
@@interceptor-sc I'm guessing that was shit vodka, also remember to stand up once in awhile next time
@leehundley5751
@leehundley5751 3 жыл бұрын
"This edible ain't shit. Gimme another one"
@CaptnBadassary
@CaptnBadassary 4 жыл бұрын
Would love to see a Henry Rollins comedy special called, "Unnervingly Polite; Capably Violent". Because this segment was just great
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын
indeed. 1000% right
@isaacsmith6878
@isaacsmith6878 Жыл бұрын
If it were anymore true I think our minds would implode
@towertito2149
@towertito2149 Жыл бұрын
I've always looked for the right words to describe me. There it is. Henry Rollins nailed it
@rawn9234
@rawn9234 11 ай бұрын
you're right
@notsocrates9529
@notsocrates9529 10 ай бұрын
Didn't he run away like a coward leaving his "best friend" to die alone after a robbery? Real tough guy.
@gabi4248
@gabi4248 5 жыл бұрын
“Are you a cop?” “NEVER.” I love that oh my god. 😂
@bradleydefoor8628
@bradleydefoor8628 4 жыл бұрын
in film, he seems to be almost typecast as a cop, though. lol
@nightman4142
@nightman4142 4 жыл бұрын
@@bradleydefoor8628 he played a white supremacists on Sons of Anarchy.
@sashapopovic3320
@sashapopovic3320 4 жыл бұрын
Night Man it was SO weird seeing him play that character but he did it SO well
@bradleydefoor8628
@bradleydefoor8628 4 жыл бұрын
@@nightman4142 oh damn I'll have to check that out out thanks man
@observingrogue7652
@observingrogue7652 4 жыл бұрын
No one should be a cop. It's literally their job to be a threat to good people, over broken, unfair laws. We can protect ourselves, our properties, and each other. The police & government, are just a big, fancy, parasitic gang, degrading, ruining and taking innocent lives & businesses, everyday, to benefit themselves, and those who bribe them through lobbying. Cops risking their lives, to ruin and take others, over rules some assholes made up, assholes safe & sound far away, while the police robs, kidnaps, and kills people on their behalf. Private Security guards are more Honorable & efficient, then the police.
@robdecker516
@robdecker516 5 жыл бұрын
“I need to acquire some LSD” -Henry Rollins
@AnimalLover101195
@AnimalLover101195 4 жыл бұрын
Rob Decker my awkward ass if I ever tried to buy drugs🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bladestormviking
@bladestormviking 4 жыл бұрын
@@AnimalLover101195 this is what every awkward young person sounds like their first time buying something.
@molassio1989
@molassio1989 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Amy on Brooklyn 99 "It's not that weird to say 'may I please have some cocaine?"
@TheAdmiralTony
@TheAdmiralTony 3 жыл бұрын
good man
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын
agreed dude. precisely correct man
@metachronos
@metachronos 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he says "by golly". Henry Rollins seems like such a gentle soul.
@smirfbroil6934
@smirfbroil6934 3 жыл бұрын
Lol maybe nowadays
@lynnpehrson8826
@lynnpehrson8826 2 жыл бұрын
He used to be super edgy, lile he was emulating the guy he was talking about (probably chuck duchowski), he got in fights regularly in black flag.
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын
lol great comment
@TheOneCleanHippy
@TheOneCleanHippy 2 жыл бұрын
He's not.
@reithkitchards1011
@reithkitchards1011 5 жыл бұрын
Who else demands another This Is Not Happening with Henry Rollins? *MAKE IT HAPPEN COMEDY CENTRAL*
@JJDvorshak
@JJDvorshak 4 жыл бұрын
I can invite this guy over and listen to his stories all night long.
@kylelococo7620
@kylelococo7620 4 жыл бұрын
They'll do it as soon as you pick a name that isnt a moniker of the most overrated guitarist ever
@Yourlibrarian
@Yourlibrarian 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle Lococo I Like Byd Sarret.
@kylelococo7620
@kylelococo7620 4 жыл бұрын
@@Yourlibrarian Me too, but it's hard to beat Gavid Dilmour
@Yourlibrarian
@Yourlibrarian 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle Lococo Drue tat.
@pauldalton6999
@pauldalton6999 5 жыл бұрын
Henry Rollins - that guy is realy intense - How Fcking intense do you have to be for Rollins to call you too intense
@pmaster1173
@pmaster1173 5 жыл бұрын
@@thetisdeamon777 wut
@thetisdeamon777
@thetisdeamon777 5 жыл бұрын
He ran away when she took him home. I know he bitched out because she did heroin, Rollins was never punk just punk ass... He never sniffed glue.
@pmaster1173
@pmaster1173 5 жыл бұрын
@@thetisdeamon777 loool
@rsaldivar8
@rsaldivar8 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly what i was thinking, rollins is pretty intense.
@Chip-Chapley
@Chip-Chapley 4 жыл бұрын
..... riding miniature ponies and painting flowers intense..... i joke, i joke...... but seriously by the way he talks, is probably like me, and i think druggies and gangstas from southeast texas are docile as fuck...... infact, i'm friends with a lot of them....
@IVEGOTPEEINMYEYE
@IVEGOTPEEINMYEYE 6 жыл бұрын
good to see henry still holds a microphone that way.
@mr.anonymous6033
@mr.anonymous6033 6 жыл бұрын
drunkjim420 It's probably out of habit so he can't drop it when he's jumping about.
@MattGarZero
@MattGarZero 6 жыл бұрын
What way? Like he's going to use it to bash in a childs skull?
@Asmogrim
@Asmogrim 6 жыл бұрын
It's to prevent wear on the cable.
@zombievac
@zombievac 5 жыл бұрын
You mean like he’s strangling the life out if it with its own umbilical cord? Hahaha
@booblikon
@booblikon 5 жыл бұрын
drunkjim420 makes it harder for people to grab the cord and rip it out of your hand
@erickruckenberg8716
@erickruckenberg8716 5 жыл бұрын
*Tell Her About Death* If thats not a bestselling book title I don't know what is.
@cluttter482
@cluttter482 5 жыл бұрын
It really does sound like one
@MsTaxidriver69
@MsTaxidriver69 4 жыл бұрын
"Tell Her About Death"... It also has potential as an epitaph. Wouldn't YOU chuckle if you read that on someone's headstone?
@JJDvorshak
@JJDvorshak 4 жыл бұрын
@@MsTaxidriver69 I'd be mind-blown trying to decipher it. A kind of somber feeling would sweep over me.
@thelaughingman79
@thelaughingman79 4 жыл бұрын
a kids book!
@magicsteve5523
@magicsteve5523 4 жыл бұрын
“Tell her... hey my sweet flower child, before the streets become rivers of blood. Let’s get down... now!”
@SuperJNG18
@SuperJNG18 4 жыл бұрын
Henry Rollins: activist, punk rock legend...and surprisingly great stand-up comic!
@bahhumbug9824
@bahhumbug9824 Жыл бұрын
as well as author, actor and painter.
@jasonbean7296
@jasonbean7296 7 жыл бұрын
I worked security at a show where Rollins was an opening act. I was in the pit. he leaned over me and a few drops of sweat fell on me. a punk rock baptism, you might say.
@Punxatowny
@Punxatowny 7 жыл бұрын
That's fuckin great bro! Lol
@MoonchildOfDarkness
@MoonchildOfDarkness 6 жыл бұрын
Fuck yes.
@gringobingo4789
@gringobingo4789 6 жыл бұрын
Jason Bean you're gay lol 😂 jk that's badass
@greymajickjedi
@greymajickjedi 6 жыл бұрын
Creepiest, gayest comment since Jerry Sandusky texted Jared Vogel.
@petitnicollas
@petitnicollas 5 жыл бұрын
That's kinda disgusting.
@mikebaxter6771
@mikebaxter6771 5 жыл бұрын
"Everything is happening." THIS is the best way to describe what acid is like.
@KevPage-Witkicker
@KevPage-Witkicker 4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely agree.
@yeahwhatever1184
@yeahwhatever1184 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve tripped acid more times than I can count, and I can’t even begin to tell you what I saw and though.. It is unreal how a drug can make you feel that way. 100 thoughts at once. Yes, everything happens within one second lol
@NickNicometi
@NickNicometi 2 жыл бұрын
I suspect it is an apt definition, such that I don't think I ever need to do it.
@GF-nm1cl
@GF-nm1cl Жыл бұрын
Lost the keys? Blame Hoffman
@digineet8421
@digineet8421 Жыл бұрын
@@NickNicometi you have no idea.
@rileyjenkins3150
@rileyjenkins3150 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm unnervingly polite but capably violent" that is a man you want on your side.
@sonshawnzy9975
@sonshawnzy9975 5 жыл бұрын
Can we just talk about how he hasn’t aged in like 25 years
@Sk8boardpsych0
@Sk8boardpsych0 4 жыл бұрын
He looked ridiculously old in the 2011 Nardwuar interview and he looks 10 years younger than that here.
@AtlasCompleXtheProd
@AtlasCompleXtheProd 4 жыл бұрын
It finally happened in the last couple of years, but he is still amazing
@AC3handle
@AC3handle 4 жыл бұрын
His hair went white. That's about it.
@MysticAustin
@MysticAustin 4 жыл бұрын
Clean living
@keanuismyfather7477
@keanuismyfather7477 4 жыл бұрын
Son Shawnzy He gets better looking with age. He also smiles more now than ever and that really changes a person, especially an uptight, cynical asshole from a punk band in the 80’s.
@EvanRiser
@EvanRiser 6 жыл бұрын
someone needs to animate this
@adrianalvarez5589
@adrianalvarez5589 5 жыл бұрын
Evan Riser no
@korn454
@korn454 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@arthursevergnini8533
@arthursevergnini8533 4 жыл бұрын
fuck yeah
@sashapopovic3320
@sashapopovic3320 4 жыл бұрын
YES
@williammatthews6273
@williammatthews6273 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my yes.
@c0m4g1bb
@c0m4g1bb 4 жыл бұрын
-Hey c'mere; love is the monster. -Ok thank you
@hellsider2
@hellsider2 4 жыл бұрын
I took liquid LSD 25, in late 70's, and I remember (or I was told) that I stared at my hand against a wall for 4 hours. My hand was transparent. I could see the bones. There was a tiny Mayberrry style town in the back of my hand, and I was watching the mundane goings on of people going to the bank, the post office, shopping, etc...
@prexcher7742
@prexcher7742 4 жыл бұрын
That's so sick, damn
@stephanies5281
@stephanies5281 4 жыл бұрын
Do you still wonder sometimes, how they're doing? I sure would tbh
@dennisg.8618
@dennisg.8618 4 жыл бұрын
There still there look closely
@KC16A6
@KC16A6 4 жыл бұрын
@@dennisg.8618 hahahahahah
@dwoodard5717
@dwoodard5717 4 жыл бұрын
So do you remember it or not? Gonna go with "things that never happened" for 500 Alex. That's not how lsd work. Dmt maybe, but extremely doubtful on lsd
@AtlasCompleXtheProd
@AtlasCompleXtheProd 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize Tyler Durden was in Black Flag with Henry
@groove4528
@groove4528 3 жыл бұрын
god damn this could be tyler irl
@maliagabrielson1631
@maliagabrielson1631 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@JayZombie1216
@JayZombie1216 3 жыл бұрын
Chuck Dukowski is the man's name. Phenomenal bass player. Killer intellect. He's right.
@MrUndoe
@MrUndoe 2 жыл бұрын
Because he’s not supposed to talk about it.
@zim1966
@zim1966 2 жыл бұрын
@@JayZombie1216 That who I thought it was too when he mentioned him,
@6mrsynyster
@6mrsynyster 6 жыл бұрын
i love how his body language is still like he’s performing on stage like the way he holds his mic and takes breaths whenever he can( probably a habit from taking breaths after screaming lol )
@rikjohnson812
@rikjohnson812 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't want to be in a room with heroin because I'm too hiiiigh on acid to deal with it." LOL
@Lolitabanana3
@Lolitabanana3 3 жыл бұрын
It's a mood tho. It's like being in the room with a literal demon.
@afrocoolio25
@afrocoolio25 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah... no effing way man. That would make me go into a panic like no other.
@evanrayswenson
@evanrayswenson 4 жыл бұрын
“Unnervingly polite but also capably violent” one of the greatest quotes ever
@drops2cents260
@drops2cents260 4 жыл бұрын
2:37 "I'm unnervingly polite, but I'm also capably violent." With that attitude, I'm certain Henry Rollins would have gotten along perfectly with the great Theodore Roosevelt Jr. (i.e. they would have been bros for life). :-)
@johngillespie3409
@johngillespie3409 4 жыл бұрын
The Roosevelt family was big on opium.
@grindcoremaniac
@grindcoremaniac 8 жыл бұрын
Henry Rollins is an awesome speaker, musician, and one of my favorite people of all time.
@greymajickjedi
@greymajickjedi 6 жыл бұрын
You have a shockingly short timeline.
@deadsypadilla
@deadsypadilla 6 жыл бұрын
Waste of time
@seanoleary4717
@seanoleary4717 6 жыл бұрын
The time it took me to read the three words you typed - I'll never get it back.
@davidames1746
@davidames1746 6 жыл бұрын
Awesome musican?
@wotabottle
@wotabottle 6 жыл бұрын
Yup. I love that cat.
@k_a_y_l_e_e
@k_a_y_l_e_e 6 жыл бұрын
_i'll talk to the water_
@AJ-xm4xc
@AJ-xm4xc 6 жыл бұрын
k a y l e e Remember- don’t take lsd. Unless I get to watch.
@dublininnis9695
@dublininnis9695 5 жыл бұрын
"HERRREEE WE GO"
@sasquatchtony982
@sasquatchtony982 5 жыл бұрын
I'll talk to water with you
@nastylittlecritter
@nastylittlecritter 5 жыл бұрын
k a y l e e I was going to comment this lmao
@sasquatchtony982
@sasquatchtony982 5 жыл бұрын
Yiorgios Vazouras I'll comment this with the you
@ronniejones4423
@ronniejones4423 Жыл бұрын
This brilliant human has gotten me through some of the ugliest self isolation and personal reflection. I may not have turned into the humble man I am were it not for his words and writings.
@MauroNigro
@MauroNigro 4 жыл бұрын
"i'm gonna live in a bruce springsteen lyrics for the rest of my life!" genious
@dsandoval9396
@dsandoval9396 5 жыл бұрын
"keep your mouth shut, and your eyes and ears open" That's a lesson I've heard a few times on the street from different people. It's a good lesson that will allow you to learn a lot and learn quick, but only once you can keep your own pride in check.
@DickDiamond74
@DickDiamond74 4 жыл бұрын
i kept my mouth open but what people didn't realize is that's how i also keep my eyes and ears open as well. a little misdirection as if i'm oblivious, but i'm definitely scoping out my surroundings
@brokeasdope
@brokeasdope 4 жыл бұрын
Only if you can keep your pride in check
@kristinee1025
@kristinee1025 4 жыл бұрын
Hypervigilence is a tactic you learn to keep safe when you're living in a dangerous environment. Like home.
@FadingFires
@FadingFires 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely.
@witchfindergeneral5366
@witchfindergeneral5366 2 жыл бұрын
This man. I am in this extreme metal scene in our city and I kept my mouth shut mostly, just listening and scouting my surroundings which enables me to piece out all the issues and happenings from each bands involved. Majority of the people here are like veterans and in their 30s 40s, and here I am a 22 yr old guy that struggle to hold a conversation just because I don't want to be that wise guy.
@nicholasmolinaro9141
@nicholasmolinaro9141 8 жыл бұрын
"tell her about death" lmaooo! Wasn't expecting Henry to be funny but this bit is hilarious!
@Mega_Mikey
@Mega_Mikey 8 жыл бұрын
+Nicholas Molinaro He does stand-up comedy from time to time....it is amazing. You should look it up.
@TheRadrussian1
@TheRadrussian1 8 жыл бұрын
+Nicholas Molinaro henry has been doing what one could categorize as stand up comedy for like a decade or more. hes quite good.
@winkyshy2
@winkyshy2 7 жыл бұрын
i like his acting too. very underrated person as well as entertainer
@brent0786
@brent0786 7 жыл бұрын
best story I've heard
@The_Angry_BeEconomist
@The_Angry_BeEconomist 7 жыл бұрын
his angry logic is always funny
@FadingFires
@FadingFires 4 жыл бұрын
“Before the streets become rivers of blood...let’s get down.” This is great.
@nebulousisgod
@nebulousisgod 4 жыл бұрын
Such an amazing wordsmith. A simply story of LSD told by a master storyteller.
@AFTimeLord
@AFTimeLord 8 жыл бұрын
"I'm very polite, and that throws people off." Rollins is like a Canadian stuck inside a Manchunian's body.
@quinyc1
@quinyc1 7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha he actually reminds me of Morrisy a bit.
@noname-bu1ux
@noname-bu1ux 7 жыл бұрын
AFTimeLord D.C.
@raywoods5213
@raywoods5213 6 жыл бұрын
AFTimeLord what is a manchuhaha?
@XBROWN4
@XBROWN4 6 жыл бұрын
im from manchester lmao, very true
@ardvarq9027
@ardvarq9027 6 жыл бұрын
Him and Morrisey should get together and record a duet.
@Mentagasm
@Mentagasm 6 жыл бұрын
I genuinely admire and got love for that cat. I am 46 Black Flag was the shit when i was a teen. I worked at a bookstore in Chicago in my 20's when he had the Rollins Band and we sold books by mostly Black Authors but on this lil roundabout thingy we had the poems of Henry Rollins. He is a great Artist.
@danomcquade2305
@danomcquade2305 2 жыл бұрын
I think he might be one of the only people who say "I don't see colour!" and means it.
@1mikesmiley
@1mikesmiley Жыл бұрын
Wassup bud, you turn 50 this year. Me too my man
@MandaloreTheWraith
@MandaloreTheWraith 3 жыл бұрын
3:30 "intellectual terrorist" Such a fascinating term used to describe someone.
@mummyjohn
@mummyjohn 3 жыл бұрын
I once thought that one of the consistent qualities amongst my best teachers is that they antagonize convention; his term gave me the same vibe
@Xitronix
@Xitronix 4 жыл бұрын
"Tell her about deAth" "Waaaat?!?!😂"
@patchworkundead4787
@patchworkundead4787 4 жыл бұрын
I mean if she's into Blackflag that shit could just make her panties fly off her body at light speed
@zachary939
@zachary939 5 жыл бұрын
You're living next to your own mind. Best description I've ever heard.
@kokumalamoi3421
@kokumalamoi3421 4 жыл бұрын
And the most terrifying.
@saintsarah8183
@saintsarah8183 4 жыл бұрын
Woah.. read this as he said it. Also, very true.
@Bubba1960.
@Bubba1960. 6 жыл бұрын
"I can only afford uh, a couple of ounces..." I love Henry!
@shoechew
@shoechew 3 жыл бұрын
Guud yuud jyuud, I love it! I love it.
@rodrigoperes3336
@rodrigoperes3336 3 жыл бұрын
Run The Jewels song playing on the background of Henry Rollins doing stand up, what a time to be alive
@nancyhernandez2271
@nancyhernandez2271 3 жыл бұрын
“It was incredible! But I think I’m still an asshole!” I feel like this is how psychedelics always make me feel. It’s bittersweet for sure😂
@mummyjohn
@mummyjohn 3 жыл бұрын
try a bigger dose next time ;)
@HeidiSvenson
@HeidiSvenson 5 жыл бұрын
He invited me to his bday party when I was in Chicago once for a book conference...awesome guy and this even raises my respect for him further. Amazing story-teller.
@Bryan8329
@Bryan8329 8 жыл бұрын
"It was like being in a band with Col. Kurtz from Apocalypse Now"
@CD-tj3hg
@CD-tj3hg 3 жыл бұрын
He channels his punk-rock dynamics in his delivery and I love it.
@robopope1
@robopope1 3 жыл бұрын
I interviewed Rollins when I was in college. By far one of the most focused and intense people I’ve ever met. Great guy, btw.
@valleymmm
@valleymmm 5 жыл бұрын
He’s so attractive and funny and polite. Clearly has a dark mind but works well
@DelinkventeN
@DelinkventeN 7 жыл бұрын
That is the most epic story i've heard yet in my lifetime... and I strongly suspect it's just because Henry Rollins told it. It's just amazing how he hooks you into a story.
@susboi8211
@susboi8211 6 жыл бұрын
Santiago Ferrari good for you but we clicked on the video to hear about his trip not yours.
@mercster
@mercster 6 жыл бұрын
You should listen to some Norm MacDonald stories.
@usausausa4131
@usausausa4131 6 жыл бұрын
Like Joey Diaz
@DIGITAL7Media
@DIGITAL7Media 5 жыл бұрын
He started doing the spoken word thing a decade ago. Check it out, he's got more insane stories and also really knows the history of punk in the 80's L.A. scene. Have fun!
@markshaver3814
@markshaver3814 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad there's a Henry Rollins in my life. I needed him. He's one to look up to. He inspires everywhere he goes. His voice is one of the few that I've listened to in life. There was the voice of my mother when she was alive, the voice of my pastor now, voices of different friends and family, and then there's Henry's voice. What a life he has lived.
@dexjones4515
@dexjones4515 4 жыл бұрын
I must see Henry before he stops doing stand up, I'm 18 so there's been minimal chance I could see him up until now.. But my uncle and grandfather did go to one of his shows in Melbourne and from what I've been told he is a spectacular human being
@heresjohnny602
@heresjohnny602 Жыл бұрын
Hopefully you've seen him by now.
@jeffkenevil5
@jeffkenevil5 5 жыл бұрын
"From a leper in Studio City" Amazing back story, I'd try it.
@howardtreesong4860
@howardtreesong4860 5 жыл бұрын
Henry Rollins is the truck that went through its brakes, it’s a 20% incline, there’s no brake zone and he’s loaded with something that will explode on contact with air.
@ReubenAStern
@ReubenAStern 4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine him angry? "Well... golly... I'm gonna go ahead and break your face now!"
@ColKorn1965
@ColKorn1965 4 жыл бұрын
I met Henry in 1982.....he was polite
@Theomite
@Theomite 5 жыл бұрын
CHUCK: Henry? HENRY: Yes? CHUCK: One day, God will die. We will write the song and he will kill himself. And we will celebrate...with plantains and mescaline. HENRY: ...Yes...sir.
@funzjag
@funzjag 4 жыл бұрын
It was Chuck? I was thinking Greg. Chuck makes sense though. What do I know, by the time Black Flag came to my town, Kira had replaced Chuck.
@invisibledooley
@invisibledooley 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I figured it was Chuck too.
@onedropmtg6038
@onedropmtg6038 4 жыл бұрын
funzjag Considering Rollins sided with Keith Morris and FLAG, I doubt he’d say anything positive about Greg.
@funzjag
@funzjag 4 жыл бұрын
@@onedropmtg6038 Fill me in, was it something about royalties on old songs or something? Johnny Bob Goldstein cowrote the early tunes! I don't know about any Keith! (I'm joking, I know that JBG was a pseudonym for Morris.) But how about that Henery Garfield guy??!!?? 🤯
@fuzzballzz36
@fuzzballzz36 4 жыл бұрын
I figured it was Chuck!
@jackbundy5183
@jackbundy5183 8 жыл бұрын
"Tell her about death," XD actually works
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 5 жыл бұрын
@@usernamesarepointless metal
@denasewell
@denasewell 4 жыл бұрын
Henry Rollins is a genius! Storytelling is one of his many superpowers!!!
@tntbeck
@tntbeck Жыл бұрын
LSD acquisition!! I love that! I’m actually surprised at how naturally funny he is.
@your_local_idiot27
@your_local_idiot27 8 жыл бұрын
is Henry Rollins' Bill Nye the science guy's older angry brother?
@robsyers8647
@robsyers8647 6 жыл бұрын
BEST. COMMENT. EVER.
@joxysurge9631
@joxysurge9631 6 жыл бұрын
or Mitt Romney's lol
@NoRegrets187
@NoRegrets187 6 жыл бұрын
I was hoping I wasn't the only one who saw the resemblance and mannerisms.
@fleshautomatonanimatedbyne6327
@fleshautomatonanimatedbyne6327 5 жыл бұрын
@NataLIEusesTool do you know what a joke is?
@fleshautomatonanimatedbyne6327
@fleshautomatonanimatedbyne6327 5 жыл бұрын
@NataLIEusesTool ha, my dad is a lesbian your stoopid
@SpacemanXC
@SpacemanXC 8 жыл бұрын
When the fuck is Rollins gonna get on JRE? Make that happen somebody!
@SpacemanXC
@SpacemanXC 8 жыл бұрын
Zero Cool Really? That sucks. What happened?
@BrassicaMusic
@BrassicaMusic 8 жыл бұрын
+SpaceManDawn He was on Greg Fitzsimmons podcast recently. Rogan would've been much better though.
@jackbenson8228
@jackbenson8228 8 жыл бұрын
+SpaceManDawn rogan doesn't deserve rollins.
@SpacemanXC
@SpacemanXC 8 жыл бұрын
***** ok.
@ValladaoMateus
@ValladaoMateus 8 жыл бұрын
+jack benson ok
@lostlakepictures7378
@lostlakepictures7378 4 жыл бұрын
It feels at the beginning that he has done too many legit Ted talk type presentations...then he remembers...it's a comedy.
@DemocracyManifest
@DemocracyManifest Жыл бұрын
One of the most talented storytellers of modern times, his spoken word shows are top tier
@mybraineatseverything7404
@mybraineatseverything7404 5 жыл бұрын
I love this guy! I've been a fan since the Rollins Band days. He's super smart, funny, eloquent, and handsome. He's also very intense! This is now one of my favorite quotes from anybody ever: "I'm unnervingly polite but I'm also capably violent.” - Henry Rollins And yes, he is indeed still an asshole. ;-)
@NickNicometi
@NickNicometi 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kurtcobainsmicrophone6969
@kurtcobainsmicrophone6969 8 жыл бұрын
Henry Rollins is my hero. Jesus,Is he ever fucking funny, he's just gotten better with age.
@jdmac44
@jdmac44 3 жыл бұрын
I remember when he always had on this intense persona, no matter what he was doing, it's fun to see him lightened up and real now. :)
@teamEP789
@teamEP789 4 жыл бұрын
henry is the uncle we all need.
@SpacemanXC
@SpacemanXC 8 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing that Comedy Central puts out. Can't wait for Tom Segura and Joey fucking Diaz!
@Jrjrjr20300
@Jrjrjr20300 8 жыл бұрын
+SpaceManDawn if segura does that fucking mike tyson story im gunna snap
@ecarlos2527
@ecarlos2527 8 жыл бұрын
+jackson roberts Eh segura stories are not that good.
@cosmovedder1354
@cosmovedder1354 8 жыл бұрын
+SpaceManDawn Check out the Jim Breuer one. Fucking amazing.
@KirilStanoev
@KirilStanoev 8 жыл бұрын
+E Carlos why are you attracting teh downvotes?
@TheBzg07
@TheBzg07 8 жыл бұрын
+Azazel Acheron I was gonna say the same thing about Diaz. Everything he says is nothing but bullshit
@dexterquotidian
@dexterquotidian 8 жыл бұрын
I just got to know him because of "He never died" and I cannot get enough of him! So original... even if you do not agree with him he s awesome to listen to
@josephp654
@josephp654 Жыл бұрын
Henry Rollins is a top bloke. I really enjoy the way he draws in the audience, gripping from an emotional level as he propels through the story. I was there, right along side of him as he re-lived every detail, with a genuine and honest recollection of one crazy experience. I was hooked from start to finish. I really felt the intensity throughout the story. Great clip.
@aydenwh1te7629
@aydenwh1te7629 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna live the rest of my life in a Bruce Springsteen lyric" I feel that
@TheMarchelArnold
@TheMarchelArnold 5 жыл бұрын
can't ever imagine henry rollins as a "little dog"
@iamalpharius9483
@iamalpharius9483 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@FadingFires
@FadingFires 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone “learns the ropes” from someone.
@joshuanickles4010
@joshuanickles4010 2 жыл бұрын
He wasn't always so buff. He was actually a pretty slim dude once upon a time.
@suhijo
@suhijo 8 жыл бұрын
I guess the guy Henry is talking about is Chuck Dukowski
@rjn8001
@rjn8001 8 жыл бұрын
+suhijo That's what I assume.
@anchorsawiegh669
@anchorsawiegh669 8 жыл бұрын
+suhijo or Robo?
@rjn8001
@rjn8001 8 жыл бұрын
+Jacob Throne Nah, definitely Dukowski. He was the real leader in the early days. Ginn couldn't handle him anymore - that's why he left.
@ethanbradberry7754
@ethanbradberry7754 8 жыл бұрын
It could have been Raymond
@alexharvey6522
@alexharvey6522 8 жыл бұрын
+suhijo Either Chuck Dukowski or Mugger. He was this roadie that they had back at the time.
@SurfistaCamad
@SurfistaCamad 4 жыл бұрын
He really is a fantastic speaker, his confidence and poise is admirable
@dudleyvasausage7879
@dudleyvasausage7879 Жыл бұрын
one of my favorite storytellers
@nicholastriplett8106
@nicholastriplett8106 6 жыл бұрын
After watching "He Never Died" I would have never expected a comedian out of him XD
@iamalpharius9483
@iamalpharius9483 4 жыл бұрын
Great film.
@oscarlara1299
@oscarlara1299 3 жыл бұрын
That's where I fucking seen his face daaaamn
@Dustincooley39
@Dustincooley39 8 жыл бұрын
this was way better than what i initially thought it would be. funny dude.
@ianscott2363
@ianscott2363 Жыл бұрын
I am a street punk ( if a bit old now) and yes it's really that crazy to live like that. Love this guy.
@eyyfalon
@eyyfalon 2 жыл бұрын
He captures of his own innocence at a young age so well
@starburst539
@starburst539 8 жыл бұрын
Acid Proof could be a song or album title
@dar1n_fgp
@dar1n_fgp 6 жыл бұрын
SO couLd "Dick Pickler" lmao
@raywoods5213
@raywoods5213 6 жыл бұрын
StArBuRsT its a concept album about a British family fighting back Sheria law lol
@raywoods5213
@raywoods5213 6 жыл бұрын
Do you remember?
@NefariousDreary
@NefariousDreary 5 жыл бұрын
and so could "Unnervingly polite, capably violent"
@Acroposthion
@Acroposthion 5 жыл бұрын
Coming soon to a 5FDP album near you....
@thanethagreat
@thanethagreat 8 жыл бұрын
Rollins is the fucking man, this is awesome
@briancunningham3283
@briancunningham3283 2 жыл бұрын
I still listen to black flag from time to time. Henry Rollins still has that energy
@ShanesTubes
@ShanesTubes 4 жыл бұрын
I've never been a close follower of his work, but Henry Rollins is an excellent public speaker. He really knows how to engage his audience and I could listen to his stories all day.
@djpuma
@djpuma 5 жыл бұрын
That had to be the most incredible acid story I've ever heard. Have you ever seen a pet llama being walked down he street while on acid? :D
@The_New_Abnormal_World_Order
@The_New_Abnormal_World_Order 4 жыл бұрын
A random memory that sprang to mind is walking through the city in the early hours of the morning off my face and a big crate of crayfish had spilled out onto the pavement... very bizarre to look at!! Never seen a lama crossing the road on acid but it was mad watching people taking hot air balloon rides at a festival in Portugal whilst I was tripping... pretty sure most of them were tripping too, imagine that! I didn't feel like taking a hot air balloon ride on acid.
@tuchesuavae
@tuchesuavae 5 жыл бұрын
Henry can literally say punk rock saved his life.
@colleenkratz-xs9hh
@colleenkratz-xs9hh 9 ай бұрын
It saves everyone that gets it
@jewelscoop3570
@jewelscoop3570 4 жыл бұрын
When he said “ pEOpLE FOOD I CAN OOOHH EEUUUUGHHHHHH” 😂😂
@thehummingbird8790
@thehummingbird8790 4 жыл бұрын
Henry speaks the truth. He’s a born comedian. I’m about to check out Black Flag.
@micanope
@micanope 5 жыл бұрын
Never heard this guy sing a note, but I keep seeing him doing these stories and he's always hilarious.
@inglesidecatamaran
@inglesidecatamaran 6 жыл бұрын
8:32 a couple of OUNCES?!?!?!? HAHAHA!!!!
@ianstephenson9721
@ianstephenson9721 3 жыл бұрын
I watched the first 20 seconds and was like "Yep, that's Zaheer alright."
@Kcali111
@Kcali111 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite humans EVER since I was a child and black flag. Seen him a few times. His music, spoken word and just HIM. Love you Henry 🖤
@spartanblueteam1286
@spartanblueteam1286 6 жыл бұрын
"the wheels of that motorcycle are still spinning, oooooohhhhhh here we go"
@LALacey
@LALacey 6 жыл бұрын
This might be the best story I've seen on this show.
@terrencetarr6913
@terrencetarr6913 Жыл бұрын
What Henry said about when he first joined Black Flag is something I always maintain...if you wanna learn something, keep your eyes and ears open and your mouth shut
@terrencetarr6913
@terrencetarr6913 Жыл бұрын
I've been saying the same thing for years lol
@lucyalienlove
@lucyalienlove Жыл бұрын
This is an important part of history. Rollins is a treasure. What an incredible set. Moved me.
@obediahabisua2962
@obediahabisua2962 8 жыл бұрын
bad ass intro, amazing story. can't wait for the rest! uncle joey where you at?!
@-Rocco-
@-Rocco- 7 жыл бұрын
Definitely talking about Chuck. The crazy but nice guy, sleeveless shirts, and really intellectual. Watch the decline of western civilization, Chuck said he went to college and studied psychobiology and did brain operations. So yeah, I'd say he's super smart
@hilohahoma1547
@hilohahoma1547 Жыл бұрын
This is awesome, as Rollins was making his way to California in '81 I was going to work from Cali to DC and hanging out at the 930 Club and moshing to the Bad Brains live in all black wth.
@messygamez5675
@messygamez5675 2 жыл бұрын
Henry Rollins would make the best grandpa ever.
@willgold664
@willgold664 8 жыл бұрын
Rollins the OG Boy Scout on acid... what I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall
@MidnightMiik
@MidnightMiik 4 жыл бұрын
Or a big smashed on the windshield
@johnbraucher1499
@johnbraucher1499 4 жыл бұрын
To him, you ARE just a fly on the wall. Lol
@leonardhosard6302
@leonardhosard6302 5 жыл бұрын
I love Henry Rollins!! Saw him several times on his Black Flagg days!!
@johnridgway6753
@johnridgway6753 4 жыл бұрын
OMG, not to mention the fact that I was glued to my chair and hanging on every word I also almost laughed myself out of my seat. Thank you and a big thanks to Mr. Rollins
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