Steve Rannazzisi - Known Liar - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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[@krombopulousmichael6933]

@ᥴꪮꪮ ᥴꪮꪮ kꪖᥴꫝꪮꪮ ꪑikꫀ niners シ I don't know what the fuck either of you are talking about.

[@JB-pb9oh]

9 - 11 was crazy

[@Revengeance_]

I saw the title and thought it was gonna be the 9/11 story

[@JonasPolsky]

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[@Dazen101]

Same. But it isn't that funny of a story. He just said something when he was young and trying to fit in and then it came back a decade later.

[@reallytho6880]

Jake ritz find a link casue i know it happend but i cant find that podcast anywhere

[@KMcNally117]

He should own it. Title his next album "I'm the biggest asshole" his opener is his story about telling the story and lying for over a decade. Donate the proceeds and move past it.

[@lutherblackeye]

K2 Mally that's the best suggestion I have ever read on KZbin.

[@chrisiglehart]

Nashville resident here. The Santa's story had me dying..... because it's factually accurate.

[@trusodapop]

Thanks why I was cracking up too 😂

[@chocolatecake23]

Wonderful place. I met kid rock there and he drove me home

[@jxmjolnir6322]

I've been to Santa's. He's not lying. Trust me.

[@jamesgannon5875]

I'm going when I get back to Nashville.

[@peterteed]

place is wild haha

[@redd3032]

@@Robadobo the snow was... a white lie? Hey ohh lol

[@sleep_sounds]

Santa's is not near a woods. it's right in town near the fairgrounds. It prob wasn't snowy, nashville rarely has any. He might not be a lair, but he is a misleader.

[@sleep_sounds]

nah, I listened to his 9/11 story. He a liar.

[@AstralJam]

I was in my seventh grade classroom when I saw the second plane hit. I remember how heroic Steve was during the catastrophe. I can't imagine what kind of person would make up a story about being in the south tower.

[@jamshdcjdjd]

Guy is a nutcase

[@blahblahh1507]

"Known Liar" He's owning it, I love it!!!

[@vd5882]

@@kyeja6838 pretty awkward funeral being that this comment was 2 years ago which was more than 15 years after it happened. "We are FINALLY here today to remember..."

[@jq7323]

@Evan R - Mif0rcliEn SoOoO EdGY

[@notsocrates9529]

@@jq7323 Oh shut up.

[@joeburns5814]

That is pure gold!! 😂 "Yes he is."

[@magicman9218]

In these shows you can always hear a woman quietly answering all the rhetorical questions like they were directed just to her

[@wkatc007]

Almost always 😂

[@Bcasey11]

hahahhaha come on man we’re talking about women, you know they have to respond

[@JacksonMack3742]

@@Bcasey11 ok first of all, no they DONT ALWAYS have to respond. And second of all, I'm a women

[@saintarmstrong8790]

@@JacksonMack3742 but yet here you are, and you just had to respond.

[@virminlord]

@@saintarmstrong8790 yes, that was the joke

[@youmustpaythetrolltoll8517]

I met a similar guy to sweat pants great singer fella once (only his friends know he's a badass singer). I was 18, he was a big fat guy about 40. He was training me on my new job and we were out driving having a good conversation about music, the stuff I play, experience, what I was into. He told me about some intricacies of opera singing after I admitted to having no interest when he asked me if i liked it. As the conversation went on, he asked if I minded if he were to smoke some weed...after realizing this wasn't him busting me (cus he whipped out a half smoked joint basically as he asked) we proceeded to smoke it. I started asking him questions about his love of Opera singing and he told me about his dreams of being one and was clearly stoked that this kid was taking an interest in the style. The next thing I know, he busts it out. It was incredible, I almost cried. We're talking got talent golden buzzer Opera singing in a falling apart ford f150 from a broke forty year old dude with the voice of an angel. One of the most beautiful voices I've heard to this day (almost forty myself now). Everyone has something like that inside themselves, even if they don't realize it and most don't. Be kind. Not just to others, you to. We're all children who want to love and be loved. Now I'm waxing philosophical...much love y'all.

[@DjPenguino3449]

"I am a known liar" Moments later "I put it on my sons lives"

[@BlazingDoob]

I cant help but picture Kid Rock being like his character from Joe Dirt, lol!

[@sethro919]

That is kid rock all the time

[@charleybetts1053]

Hahahahahaha

[@minduniverse4506]

Whoa, Dirt. Did I get, ya? No I’m cool. No you’re not!

[@frankbourassa2456]

“Def leppard sucks!”

[@maxryan3044]

@@charleybetts1053 yyýyyttyyyyyy

[@zukeydick]

What a disappointment. I was really looking forward to hearing all about the time he gave Osama Bin Laden the People's Elbow on top of the second tower, before base umping to safety. Kevin MacArthur: A TRUE American Hero.

[@ohgeereadmore]

I’m looking forward to his upcoming comedy tour with George Santos

[@TheSeeohhdee]

"i understand that i am a known liar." that was funny as fuck.

[@ohgeereadmore]

I’ve listened to the clips of him lying. He’s a pathological liar. He lied about himself and involved multiple people in his lies. You don’t just get to apologize and now you’re not a pathological liar anymore. I would never do business with this dude

[@StevieD.94]

@@ohgeereadmoreyou don’t even have a business dude, now you’re the liar

[@phasm42]

"Steve is just a vessel..." 😅

[@JimCorrigan777]

Does he have first-hand experience of something not happening? Hahaha

[@jahrastafari7165]

Steve Rannazzisi did 9/11. At a part time 7/11 job. While listening to 311.

[@Explosiveblob98]

investigate 311

[@TheOtherDeFranco]

investigate T11

[@HTTRforLIFE]

Jah Rastafari ...311 is an inside job to do away with AM channels for satellite radio instead!

[@lordinfamous7633]

Jah Rastafari Fuck this guy, he also watched ari beat up Bobby Lee like a pussy

[@johnschreckengost3698]

thanks for the 411.

[@Goose21995]

Its just a combo of being high and starstruck. I smoked an entire blunt with big jay oakerson without saying a single word after the basic introductions. Then when i was leaving i was like “wtf is wrong with me” lmfao

[@jjcoola998]

Damn that’s so rough cuz Jay seems so chill and fun to talk with while smoking

[@Onyxthefem]

He looks like a great value version of David Boreanaz

[@tonyibraham5931]

Such an underrated comment

[@mrbeans2425]

hahahaha the Kirkland Brand Borneanaz

[@harrymothowl8923]

Hahaha very true

[@whoopygoldspit8755]

Lmao that's hilarious he does!

[@SteveJarrott]

I sat here waiting to laugh...

[@danp1471]

"any place where beer is less expensive than water & your not in Flint Michigan, you're gonna have a good time." 😃

[@BobrLovr]

i personally walked through blood and bone in the streets of Manhattan trying to find my brother

[@ahhyogi1931]

I love Santa's Pub!

[@jamesgannon5875]

I'm pumped to try it out.

[@JelloReilly]

"I know I made up some shit about 9/11, but I would NEVER lie about Kid Rock."

[@ohgeereadmore]

Listen to the clips. The lies are really deep and complex involving multiple people. Dude maybe funny but wouldn’t trust him to tell me what time it is

[@Michaeljefferson9000]

I'm a firm believer that you judge the performance, not the past of the performer. In my opinion this was a great story.

[@markyncole]

But did you believe it or kind of question it?

[@VictoriaSobocki]

Michaeljefferson9000 What did he do?

[@josephaether377]

spot on with the pot blockers... i'm a big listener who's very concerned with compassion and kindness. my patience is strained to the breaking point with these people. i have a friend who regularly talks about how each piece of hardware on a pc works for hours on end, without a break in the wall. he doesn't notice me rubbing my eyes/ my whole head and that i'm quietly saying, "man i have the worst headache (that wasn't there prior to you talking)." eventually, i have to shout out, "WHELP! i guess i'm going to go pass out (now that my primary buzz is gone.)" i usually go to my house and sit reeling from the trauma for a few minutes afterwards...

[@vilecorrupt]

I feel ya 100%

[@Peachtreedishes]

😂😂😂 I do the same 😂❤️🇨🇦

[@jeredsteadman4160]

I watch that opening every morning to start my day with a smile

[@amberparker9883]

I I'm going to take a wild guess and say angel voice guy was Chris Stapleton!! Lol! had to stop just to say this LOL

[@brandondickson4266]

They wouldnt be a lying. Stapleton does have the voice of an angel. Seen him live & he is absolutely amazing.

[@bramabull111]

Dude...Santa Claus was probably billy gibbons!

[@RM-bg5cd]

Last time I was this early I had the high ground

[@Beunibster]

Last high I was this time I grounded my last weed.

[@leightonki6726]

This time I was grounded I got high early.

[@Mannydamon]

Robert Molina Last high I grounded I was early

[@djgraph404]

Vinwiki is leaking?

[@motocrossdan4814]

i straight up got a star wars ad......

[@DarthTwilight]

oh my goodness, this is absolutely hysterical.

[@nathandroptiny2758]

I live 30 minutes away from Flint, MI. And that water joke had me LAUGHING SO HARD.

[@AwesomenessHippopotamus]

I was expecting this to be a story about how he made up his 9/11 story

[@arlynsmith07]

Why?

[@ForOrAgainstUs]

@@arlynsmith07 because when you fuck up that bad, if you can't find the humor in it, it's going to eat you up inside. It's all anyone thinks about, and if he allowed people to make fun of him for it, he could get past it. The only way to do this is to do a comedy bit on it.

[@tobymcgroby8967]

@@ForOrAgainstUs but he's been told countless times not to try to profit off that lie, for example making it a stand up story. It's too offensive to people who had their lives destroyed by 9/11 He's probably dying to make a stand up bit about it but he can't

[@ForOrAgainstUs]

@@tobymcgroby8967 that SUUUUUUCKS!!!! OK, I appreciate it. I lost hope but I appreciate it. Thank you.

[@tobymcgroby8967]

@@ForOrAgainstUs yeah exactly... I was hoping to find a stand up set about it all, but nope. So I watched his interview with Howard Stern where he comes clean about it, as awkward as it was, it made sense. Your initial comment was spot on by the way, I think everything you said is 100% true. If you can't find humor in your past mistakes it'll keep festering.. Douchechills for example. When I think of all those coma-inducing douchechill memories in my past, I want to just walk into traffic lol... But when I finally ran into & hung out with the people involved in those memories, I made an effort to bring it up, joke about it, talk about how embarrassing it is etc. & they laugh with me, we move on & it disappears from the douchechill vault. If Steve Rannazzisi could address it with humor or make a stand up bit out of it, he'd absolutely feel better. I think you're 100% correct. But unfortunately, he was told by the people that were truly ruined by 9/11, to never even dare to try to make money off it, even as a stand up story. It makes sense, if you put yourself in their shoes, hearing Steve Rannazzisi do a full stand up special centering around that would be enraging... "He lied about it, & now he's profiting off the lie, while the rest of us are forever changed for the worse"

[@Hugo-tf6no]

“They’ll smoke themselves into the spectrum” 🤣

[@ScottHogue]

Actually, it's a triple wide trailer.

[@foxgloveXmusic]

I was thinking this was going to be a different story about him lying...

[@SmartMoufShirts]

And that story, right there, is exactly the reason I love Chris Porter.

[@JayKabin]

Yes he is.

[@kourii]

Oh lord the smoking yourself onto the spectrum hit too close to home

[@AcidRatz]

I'm already on the spectrum. I'm pretty sure that I smoke myself OFF of the spectrum 😭

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

​@@AcidRatz 😂😂😂😂😂

[@colebarron8355]

I love the beginning of every video I swear

[@tylermagoon4366]

Ah ‘yes, no regular Bob indeed 😂

[@bisp2581]

the sad part. he only admitted it after he got busted lying. if the article didn't come out in the ny times. he would still be living this lie

[@baxatakbaxatak2014]

What a disgusting human being.

[@schizophrenic_AI]

@Ryan Mills Oh well nevermind, what a hero.

[@camishavilme7402]

Ryan Mills he did owe the public an apology since he kept lying in public

[@sarahball4619]

Skip the intro - 1:01

[@jpmcb1394]

this is actually pretty funny i dont know what everyones crying about

[@108nighthawk]

jpmcb1394 Not done watching yet, but Steve lied about being at tge WTC on 9-11-01. To many Americans, that is a supreme-douche type of lie, and there was no reason for him to tell it in the first place.

[@1979fleetwood]

you care?

[@billyhatson2276]

Richard Scholten I can't like your comment enough.

[@LitaMendoza07]

I suppose people are upset because these are supposed to be “true” and “funny” stories.

[@noahhess4955]

The intro was hilarious 😂

[@jescon87]

How about that title, eh??? 😳

[@gatordontplaynoshit3332]

I'm sure most people who clicked on this thought he was going to do a bit about his fake 9/11 story.

[@TheDillberto]

haha the dislikes are on 911 ... u remember like that time Steve rannazzisi told everyone he was inside a tower when it was hit on sep 2001

[@LegitimateKill]

Yall motherfuckers hating on Steve ?? I saw him at Ralph's once. He's chill as fuuuuuuuu

[@hughes40]

great story.

[@BPAcafe]

for some reason i got really anxious watching this

[@CARRJ142]

Another great video.

[@JohnSmith-hs5kh]

i didn't know he smoked, that's pretty chill

[@ohgeereadmore]

Looking forward to this guys comedy tour with George Santos

[@tragicbeatzs8183]

Lmao He straight threw my city Under the bus tho! Flint Michigan in the house lol

[@rideordieraider7908]

I Miss "The League" 😔

[@chupacabra8700]

I'd still smoke with Steve. 🌲

[@NumberOneChina]

Lying about 9/11 was his best bit

[@brianwhorton5619]

I think everybody is the pot blocker at some point in their smoking career

[@ganarglereviews]

Santas sleigh can't melt steel beams

[@traceyroyer993]

Rudolph's nose did it...💥😲🧐🤡🎅🥴😖🙄😜🤪🤣🤯🥳🤷‍♀️💞

[@yoitscheefs]

Definitely thought this was about him lying

[@ibetha4774]

It was

[@SamTheBalloonMan]

Dude, Santa's is in the middle of the city! Like seriously only a couple miles from the comedy club. In the woods? Pfffft!

[@blaze18206]

Did he say "Crystal Meth Cringle"

[@buickcityfilms]

thanks for dropping my cities name.

[@googleedood9721]

A cab in the middle of the woods lol

[@lemonpi3386]

Steve things he's so famous that they would kidnap him hahahahaha edit: how do i know that Steve doesn't smoke bud a lot? He calls it Pot every single time.... 2nd Edit: Touche Steve.... known liar comment was pretty good

[@BrokeTheSeal]

Imagine watching a standup show staring at someone's backside the whole time

[@muhammedfazal5749]

That’s a mirror dude lol

[@BrokeTheSeal]

@@muhammedfazal5749 are you serious? So where's Steve's reflection? The camera isn't straight on. Also look at the people in the front row facing him. They are different than the front row behind him. I’m sure they are looking up at screens to see his face but it's not a mirror

[@RestrictedAirspacePodcast]

R.I.P. Ari

[@sdsurfgirl60]

Ari is so candid about drug use, I wonder if that opening scene was inspired by a true story.

[@coliedeekenzo]

My favorite story ever!

[@davoid96]

Almost like the one with the two towers.

[@mikehawk8276]

69er 69er... we got ourselves a 9/11

[@KrsBrs76]

Holy shit! known liar! That was some good stuff, Steve/Kevin.

[@denzelirwin736]

Good job Steve. Santa's Pub

[@joseywales7829]

its worth image googling

[@b_lijerent]

They could make a movie out of some of these intros

[@kevinmaxwell6610]

He'll yeah I've been on both sides of that conundrum also 😂👍yes he is ●

[@flaregun81]

they charged for water😂

[@ryanmccann8576]

I worked a block from Santa’s for five years.

[@SLD1]

'Smoke themselves onto the spectrum' haha

[@DocHollywoodMD]

Damn you Kevin, you co-opted 9/11.

[@dirtyrandy2592]

The League deserved more seasons!

[@tsteeleosuou]

I thought this was going to be about lying about 9/11.

[@str8frmthacr8]

Tom Steele he acknowledged it. Lol. I didn't see that coming at all.

[@mydogsnameislucy768]

@Matthew Madruga I think you're confusing actors with politicians.

[@Bruceybaby2009]

I mean he does reference the fact that he’s an infamous liar now because of it. And it was a pretty big laugh. So well done I’d say.

[@joked87isback]

Kevins description of Taco lol

[@anthonyjonze2251]

new favorite! 😂😂😂

[@IanICee]

I miss The League.

[@betteryou7hanme]

Shivakamini Somakandarkram!!

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

Same

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

​@@betteryou7hanme did you just Shiva blast in here?

[@betteryou7hanme]

@@drunkenmmamaster419 I was dry shiv-ing. I had to get it out.

[@ThomasSaPe]

Is that Sam Winchester in the background??

[@baconrising319]

No, but there is a metrosexual version of the Punisher

[@kanyeeast7784]

This guy was the one who killed bin Ladin.

[@jkaur2012]

Miss your podcast, Ari

[@rcwczzz]

amazing

[@Sm-rq9ll]

There’s actually a lesser known story about Steve too which I think is worse than the 911 story. When Regis died, Steve photoshopped himself into a picture with him to make it seem like they were friends. Really weird stuff

[@chlupan]

5:33 beer is cheper than water, in my country there is a law that there has to be a cheaper drink than beer in a pub and everyone just gives tap watter as a drink...

[@chrstphrluis2206]

Literally thought he was talking about when he lied about the whole 9/11 thing

[@dianavargas9902]

I feel kinda bad for him, because even though he's a liar, he's still has to plow through to feed himself and his family or go work as a middle manager at Best Buy or something, like the rest of us no-name joes, sad.

[@jacelikescats]

He's just a normal guy you know?

[@ohgeereadmore]

Listen to the clips of his lies. They are really complex and involve multiple people. I don’t feel bad for him at all

[@75hilmar]

Awesome plot twist

[@hunterwoodlee3000]

Who else clicked on this because you thought he was going to talk about 911?

[@theironhorse8227]

TALL GUY!!!!

[@nickpeara2810]

He's Brian. Pete is tall guy

[@skellygetdownbones-jones6516]

i expected a video titled "known liar" feat Steve R to be about his false claim that he was in one of the towers on 9/11 but alas. google that if you are unaware

[@Krem_82]

The title is a bit sketchy ari. Roy’s been holding down but quarantine has everyone losing everything including there minds. Fell through a quarantine rabbit hole from Ari Shaffir’s skeptic tank. Riots still taking place nightly. Watching this feels like a distant past I’ll never see again. People packed in a building w no masks or distancing. Almost looks foreign but looks so amazing. We were so lucky.

[@ariesmarsz]

1:00 for anyone who wants to skip the intro

[@greanskull7981]

Did this man say "screen grab"? Dude, it's a "screenshot"!

[@mikophilo348]

Grean Skull dude it's a stfu!

[@BeatdownGG]

The irony of the title.