The Wildest Wild West Stories - Drunk History

The wildest western tales of the Battle of the Alamo, Billy the Kid, and Teddy Roosevelt & The Rough Riders.
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About Drunk History:
Based on the popular web series, Drunk History is the liquored-up narration of our nation's history. Host Derek Waters, along with an ever-changing cast of actors and comedians, travels across the country to present the rich tales that every city in this land has to offer. Booze helps bring out the truth. It's just that sometimes the truth is a little incoherent.
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[@wadekemmsies7180]

"There's no where else out" "So we're just gonna keep cooking breakfast" 😂😂😂

[@adamfrbs9259]

The toy horse. Absolutely lost it. Hahaha

[@darkcontinentschild2962]

Too cute to me🥰😂😩🤣

[@darkknight7545]

My favorite part 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hpetey9950]

The only thing they forgot is that Teddy Roosevelt wasn’t the first up the hill, the “Colored” Regiment was sent up the hill first. The Black soldiers took the heavy losses to get up the hill and then they were cropped out of the news photo. Teddy did a lot of amazing things but that wasn’t one of them.

[@brandonharrison7773]

Sounds like teddy was a true sigma.

[@evanextreme6157]

@@brandonharrison7773 fr

[@macarthur7395]

Yeah Iean he was a Trulyamazing guy but that was not his finest moment the fact of the matter was that tesdy and the rough rider were just reinforcement and just took the credit form other American hero

[@islewait6107]

Righteous! 👏

[@kuntrypoet1859]

The 10th Calvary Regiment known as the Buffalo Soldiers.

[@whatthewindblewin]

the quietly understated "boom boom" is hilarious

[@Guyonnn]

Billy the kid story: best parts were the “horse” and his pronunciation of “quien es”.

[@mijajajaja]

"Quen-eese, which means: Who is it?" Haha 😂😂😂😂

[@amynunez553]

"Quinn is? Who is it?" PEW PEW PEW

[@phasm42]

The punchline to the Alamo story was gold 😅

[@agreer6483]

The timing and delivery were gold as well!

[@heman5954]

This one show gives more history lessons than all the shows on the History Channel combined.

[@Satanicmint]

Reminds me of when I was younger I'd totally use south park episodes for my current events 🤣

[@Did.You.Forget]

Literally.

[@trevorwilliams6362]

Not even a single mention of aliens, or time travelers!

[@OldManCactus]

Really wish my history teachers made us watch this instead

[@thomasdupont7186]

it's more like entertaining anecdote to me (because I'm very smart) but yeah it's cool.

[@bfgivmfith]

"How does Davey Crocket like his pie?" LOL!

[@since1876]

I gotta go 🥺

[@enkephalin07]

I love that all of these guys are veterans of improvisational performance, so bombed that all their slurs and swearing, belches and chokes, awkwardness and tangents, warts and all are on display. Made even funnier when the reenactments act out their drunken antics.

[@ianrogerburton1670]

Love the detailed accuracy with Teddy´s 45-star U.S. flag

[@evansmcnerney6328]

That guy hand throws a cannon ball 😂😂😂

[@Cho1ch1]

The a la mode punchline won the like for this video.

[@dnk1024dnk]

Learned more from drunken history than in school. 👍

[@cruciallegend8184]

Please bring this show back..really Sad covid killed it 😢

[@roypiltdown5083]

does Gagliardi stretch out on the floor in every one of these? i think he does.

[@woodlandspartan5226]

One of my favorite series on KZbin

[@sadiehawkins5908]

Fun fact : cheese is still the most shoplifted item on earth.

[@Phuskooz]

Nail polish

[@kilato9649]

@@Phuskooz No

[@chrismergeright7515]

I thought it was grapes lol

[@firstnamelastname1011]

The breakfast bit it pure gold

[@obliviouscandybar]

Love the horse in the Billy the kid skit.

[@angelarivard8326]

I did a research paper on Billy the Kid for college and this is the old story, we know much more now. Billy and Pat Garrett were friends, Billy didn't randomly shoot people and I'm pretty sure he lived to be an old man.

[@mooseman5681]

Billy died in 1881 the guy you are thinking of is brushy bill roberts he claimed he was billy but was never proven

[@majik_man]

You are correct he did live to be an old man. You hit on key point they were friends. Body wasn't examined because Garrett was sheriff he shot someone but it wasn't Billy. We know that now. Garrett did all this on purpose to get heat off him. There is numerous pictures of them together much older. Billy is very easy to recognize because of his extreme ears which stood out a mile (like a wrestler). There's no way regulators would shoot each other that is completely far fetched. Billy was one of the earliest to fake his death due to so many people not knowing what he appeared as which is actually touched upon in this story.

[@angelarivard8326]

@@majik_man thank you!!!

[@madelyndavenport1745]

Billy the kid died at 21

[@blahblah6497]

Brushy Bill

[@iahwhite3875]

The Alamo is such a powerful story that even this silly (but awesome) rendition made a single tear fall from my eye

[@ClearChoiceMethodology]

Pat Garret never shot Billy the kid.. in fact billy the kid escaped the law by laying low in a very small town called Hico, Texas and lived until he was 90. The town prides itself on keeping Billy hidden from the law for all those years

[@mooseman5681]

That’s false billy died in 1881 the guy you’re thinkin of is brushy bull roberts he claimed to be billy but it was never proven

[@katrinamoran1209]

@@mooseman5681 Brushy Bill’s claim wasn’t disproven either, and there are some compelling reasons to think he could have been telling the truth. It’s not as far-fetched as I had initially assumed.

[@natepagel1885]

he died at 21 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_the_Kid

[@peterosesbooky]

Love when they have to lie down

[@Alec0124]

Love Teddy so much

[@Alec0124]

did he really say something like that when he was 11? xD I should ask VTH he would know.

[@Tigeristiger]

They should have gotten Nick Offerman to play Roosevelt. Legit can't think of anyone else who could play that roll better.

[@usmilwife]

Alamode 🤣😂💀🤣😂💀

[@MsCarmen]

March Thix 😂

[@BlackWater_49]

8:27 Looks more like rough walkers to me. XD

[@tawnyd.gutierrez7806]

The all mighty alcohol best stories and memories ever lol

[@bfgivmfith]

I never realized he went out that way. LOL!

[@katarinaramos97]

“Quinn Es?” 😂

[@timekids744]

Best comedy on my view)

[@kylestevens5835]

Wait did he say Davy Crockett was mexicuted!!?

[@raedabed3834]

The Riff Riders....😂😂😂....RIP DMX

[@CymonTempler]

16:07 Davy “Crockerd” 16:09 great American mythological “lemon”

[@feliciajenkins5041]

Boom boom boom 😂😅😅I miss this show.

[@raedabed3834]

Moral of the story=don t steal cheese!!!

[@FattyMcPolka]

boom boom boom

[@roguenerd6858]

“Hey you, you’re not gonna do that!”

[@N30NR10T]

The Billy the Kid skit is my favorite just because of how he tells it. He's so trashed but hilarious and wholesome. Awesome drinking buddy

[@rediris347]

My great grandfather was with the Rough Riders! They rallied in Tampa!

[@samanthajeluso7359]

Drunken guitar song 10/10

[@BuzzinVideography]

I live in what y'all know as "wild west" and I can confirm these stories

[@jacobsteele7138]

Talks like Tim Heidecker in Decker!

[@Ruggedystim]

Billy the kid could sing like no one else... A bit curious to say the least.

[@missladyanonymity]

@04:50 🤣🤣 "¿quinn es?

[@nak3dxsnake]

To this day. My friends and I quote the billy the kid segment. Qui nees? Who is it? Who is it?

[@kayk2956]

Teddy Roosevelt and the black soldiers of the 9th and 10th cavalry regiments were first up the hill. Teddy Roosevelt was a volunteer and so were all of his men. The rough riders joined the U.S army fifth Corps. who were under the command of U.S. General William Shafter. Teddy was responsible for the rough riders not the regular army.

[@zeroace3695]

Gotta watch young guns again

[@musicsexlove]

March Thix

[@Jllyrol311]

Billy The Kid (Ominous Horns)

[@thedudegrowsfood284]

Teddy also killed a bigfoot in a fair fight.

[@blahblah6497]

Teddy Roosevelt was the Chuck Norris of his era.

[@sweetmother2406]

Wow! No one plays up getting shot like Jake Johnson!

[@devingraves8044]

Does anyone know the music used in the Alamo story?

[@hamiltonhighhouse]

“March Thix”

[@happyhaunter_5546]

"blank" is semi-accurate, but misleading. You carry a non-rebounding hammer single-action pistol with the hammer down on an empty chamber. The story has been proven to be true that Billy did in fact pull that off, though. So the would-be shot fell on that empty chamber. No rebounding hammer in a single-action revolver = not safe to carry with the hammer down on a loaded cylinder, so in real life, "six shooters" were carried with five live rounds; load one, skip one, load four, so when the hammer was de-cocked, it was resting on said empty chamber. Still true; just wanted to put that out there that it wasn't a "blank" (non-projectile, noise only round) event.

[@plumafina]

I repeat, TEXAS BELONGED TO MEXICO. And why did Teddy go to go to Cuba? Speechless.

[@emilianowaczewski4605]

kwin ace?

[@matthewflorence8026]

Fargo love.

[@markrogers6702]

Canceled for cartoons. Kinda explains the state of the country.

[@truegrit7697]

"Pie Alimo" ... OK - pretty funny!

[@ashleyvaughn5213]

😂

[@collinholman5477]

I mean sooooome of the Billy The Kid story is true at least.

[@Capt_OscarMike]

Is Teddy SAUL???

[@toolguyslayer1]

I don't give a ding ding there is no way four or five or six or 10 men could carry a horse anywhere what was your grab him by

[@toolguyslayer1]

@@someperson4819 he just had to get that one out of your system right dang ol 😂

[@cookiegabbyrocks]

I want a great story I’m just so excited to hear when people say indigenous instead of Indians though

[@allhailgoob]

200 dudes in 20 min is 10 dudes a min. imagine the kd ratio on that

[@SuperRobie691]

FFS! Bring this show back!

[@christiangonzalez7575]

Bud it wasn’t the Latinos it was the maxicans the first cowboys

[@JTGwin10]

These stories are fun but far from accurate in many cases

[@laureen96]

Sam Huston won

[@elram2649]

@15:57 There's a diary from one Mexican General of the day wherein it states that David Crockett died begging for his life. That it was a pitiful affair. Now, one could say it's a lie (to protect our collective feefees) but I'm much inclined to believe the general's account, for, if it weren't true: how come the diary is kept by a US university, apparently under wraps and its claims are not made public. As history buffs, I'd prefer to know its contents rather than to promote fake mythologies. The producers were granted access to the diary which is in so-so shape. Video and stills were showed. Seems we're protecting our US mythology instead of espousing reality. I mean, we're founded on twisted history made mythology anyway, we all know this. As far as sources go; years ago I saw a documentary in the History Channel exactly about this. It was presented as fact not as hearsay. Somewhere in my mind I'm left with the impression that the Mexican government was requesting for it to be sent back to them as it's part of their history and their desire to counter narratives of false Texas and US victimhood mythologies. Perhaps it can still be found around here on KZbin.

[@kingkennaley8555]

There are also several different accounts from Mexican soldiers/officers and other witnesses that say he died fighting, was captured, killed running away, killed in a small fort away from the Alamo, executed, died with his men, died alone, etc. The only thing we can agree on for sure is that he died at the battle of the Alamo. Saying a Mexican general wrote it in his diary and it is being hidden by a university holds no weight (especially when you don’t include the name of the general who supposedly wrote it or the university it’s being housed in) and only promotes the fake mythologies you claim are being pushed. Nowadays people can create deepfakes of anything so how can you prove that your claim is legit. As a history fanatic myself I would love to see if this holds any weight but without any sources I gotta say this seems like a baseless claim.

[@blahblah6497]

Dude, ALL OF HISTORY is like that. It is all about one perspective over that of another. This is why it pays to read more than one source so you can hopefully begin to piece together a more accurate picture of events. That said, no matter how many accounts one reads from however many perspectives, ultimately Nobody will ever fully know the Truth unless they were there themselves to see it all occur firsthand. Inspite of All we claim to know about History, ultimately the older the events are the more the picture that's painted by the so-called "Experts" becomes based on some level of subjective interpretation. Which brings us back to why it's so important to read as many different perspectives as possible. I mean it's a wise thing to do whenever trying to understand anything. Especially if you have to make a decision that will effect other people.

[@elram2649]

@@blahblah6497 Yes, exactly! 👌

[@blahblah6497]

@@elram2649 The Power of Perspective!

[@mikemay3557]

I'm just saying this guy's intoxicated he should not be anywhere near a gun

[@BeliaLastes]

🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥴🤠😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@user-uh4dv2zn5m]

I'm related to Davy, sorry, lol. A second cousin of mine, had the last name of Crockett , and related.

[@natepagel1885]

he died at 21 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_the_Kid

[@alicemadsen5934]

March Thix 😂😂😂