The Colbert Report - "Hard Choices" - Hillary Clinton

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10 жыл бұрын

After engaging Stephen in an epic name-dropping battle, "Hard Choices" author Hillary Clinton prompts him to make an important decision.
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@indrajittt
@indrajittt 8 жыл бұрын
She seems so natural here, but on the campaign every little gesture seems like an act
@haloman12300
@haloman12300 7 жыл бұрын
But this sounded so much more scripted.
@CouchLock
@CouchLock 7 жыл бұрын
Watch her eyes. She was reading a teleprompter the whole time. Only time I've seen her off script was in court.
@swanner95
@swanner95 7 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt be surprised if her pillowtalk with Bill was scripted
@ToBeIsWasWere
@ToBeIsWasWere 5 жыл бұрын
hate to break it to you but that was 100% scripted
@scioarete7987
@scioarete7987 5 жыл бұрын
I think that is because of our system. I'm sure she still had some of that then though
@SkyTerran
@SkyTerran 7 жыл бұрын
She seems so much happier back then
@lauriecoulthard5252
@lauriecoulthard5252 7 жыл бұрын
Lord Peaches it's because trump sucked the life energy out of the other candidates
@op3129
@op3129 5 жыл бұрын
this is a bit OT but my dad had a massive cardiac arrest (followed two weeks later by a "sudden death event" - i.e., when you drop over dead but then someone manages to get your heart re-started). he was 54. (he beat every statistic bc he came out the other side "not infirm" and - for the sudden death - not mentally impaired.) his previous life was over - and that took a bit to adjust to - but he had another 20 yrs that were (per him) FAR more full of family (10 grandbabies), travel that my folks wouldn't have taken, and (again, per him) wondrously more valuable. I genuinely hope she finds what else can give life value. that isn't snark. (I just don't know how to put it.)
@ToBeIsWasWere
@ToBeIsWasWere 5 жыл бұрын
Running against Trump, not even once
@mercurialpierrot7073
@mercurialpierrot7073 5 жыл бұрын
@@lauriecoulthard5252 Trump is her husband's friend. They went golfing together. It was even reported by the Washington Post that Bill was the person who encouraged Trump to run. The Clintons and the Trump's are friends.
@drakevaliance3536
@drakevaliance3536 4 жыл бұрын
yep the presidency and the race for election wears on people. Look at Obama, the man aged 40 years in just 8 years in office.
@AleJimenez27
@AleJimenez27 7 жыл бұрын
"She seems so. natural here" that's what happens when you actually give her a smart host that can keep up with her intelligence.
@DX5555555
@DX5555555 7 жыл бұрын
The American Electoral College disagrees
@inkedseahear
@inkedseahear 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I remember seeing this for the first time and laughed so hard. Can't believe things change so much
@travissharon1536
@travissharon1536 2 жыл бұрын
Meh, Hilary is the worst, it even shows through here.
@razt3757
@razt3757 8 жыл бұрын
I find it really hard to understand why is there even a challenge between Hillary and Sanders (and that other dude what ever his name is). You guys have a guy who wants to support young people economically and cut down the fucking wallstreet right infront of you. Sanders' the president everyone would want. You need Sanders, wheter you like it or not, he seems to genuinely care and has a clear idea of what he's gonna do.
@Kamehalani
@Kamehalani 8 жыл бұрын
His name is governor o malley but he dropped out lol
@razt3757
@razt3757 8 жыл бұрын
Kamehalani Cunha oh lol, why's that?
@Kamehalani
@Kamehalani 8 жыл бұрын
+Razvan Tanase I suppose cause he knew he would lose. Too many delegates going to HRC and Bernie
@razt3757
@razt3757 8 жыл бұрын
Kamehalani Cunha That's a weird campaign you guys have over there lol: You've got old Justin Bieber who can't stand that one mexican guy making more money that he once used to, Blonde old Selena Gomez who's still trying to sell bullshit, and then Benjamin Button who's trying to look young... which he actually does cause he's french. Can't wait for Trump to check Bernie's birth certificate when he becomes president lol. I'm calling it.
@0Clewi0
@0Clewi0 8 жыл бұрын
+Razvan Tanase Sanders is the president people in other countries want for a better world
@nivarad
@nivarad 7 жыл бұрын
This is the vibe that her campaign should have had
@Sunny27576
@Sunny27576 7 жыл бұрын
Steven is much more funnier in this show then in his new show at cbs
@jaredjontejacobs
@jaredjontejacobs 8 жыл бұрын
wow this actually made her likeable
@CouchLock
@CouchLock 7 жыл бұрын
Watch her eyes. She was reading a teleprompter the whole time.
@CouchLock
@CouchLock 7 жыл бұрын
***** She's still the same lying, corrupt, corporate sellout everyone hates. Her reading from a focus grouped script doesn't change anything. That's my point.
@CouchLock
@CouchLock 7 жыл бұрын
I doth thinketh she shall be next president which fills mine heart with woe. Sir Sanders ran a flawless campaign so thine DNC uttered "hell no" They limited debates, planted spies and took his voter information Anything the DNC could do to help lady Hillary run the nation. And if you think she's innocent and the DNC's at fault Well guess who joined the Clinton campaign? Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
@DesiluTrek
@DesiluTrek 7 жыл бұрын
To make your distorted point you conveniently ignored the follow-up, that Wasserman Schultz actually didn't stay with the Clinton campaign, she had to return home to run for reelection. www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2016/09/06/debbie-wasserman-schultz-doing-what-needed-to-be-done/ Next, let's compare the gravity of this to that toady Reince Priebus who is enabling a psychotic narcissist.
@CouchLock
@CouchLock 7 жыл бұрын
And you believe that article? It's obviously pro Debbie, they're trying to put a spin on it to humanize her. [I asked her about her curly mane. “You think I’d plan this hair this way?!” she asked rhetorically through laughter.] The closest they came to touching on her limiting the debates, hiding them behind major sporting events, and planting people in Sanders campaign to sabotage him was: "...her tumultuous relationship with Sen. Bernie Sanders’s presidential campaign."
@RaulieGonzo97
@RaulieGonzo97 10 жыл бұрын
Lol. Glad our future president has a sense of humor like our current one.
@RaulieGonzo97
@RaulieGonzo97 10 жыл бұрын
No way. There's no candidate on the republican side with the overall support and name recognition as Hillary Clinton.
@MlSHKlN
@MlSHKlN 10 жыл бұрын
yeah.. theyre great actors...
@sandraml6257
@sandraml6257 10 жыл бұрын
So the little woman is getting in due to her hubby's last name? Really? So much for feminism...
@shemyhaza3987
@shemyhaza3987 10 жыл бұрын
lets vote off name recognition instead of using our fucking heads! hillary has shown to be happy to feed the military-industrial complex for her own profit, at the cost of being a detriment to humanity. shes looking out for bankers and warmongers, not you or i
@DonKrimbo
@DonKrimbo 10 жыл бұрын
***** Naw, naw, she's also really qualified for the job, and she's probably going to make a great president.
@annamunsey-kano8645
@annamunsey-kano8645 8 жыл бұрын
Obviously scripted, but still quite enjoyable! :)
@0Clewi0
@0Clewi0 8 жыл бұрын
+Anna Munsey-Kano it's always is, even the recently bernie's visit, the difference is that name-droping is natural to clinton while defending "exploted" workers is for sanders
@gizatsby
@gizatsby 8 жыл бұрын
i mean just look at what happens when politicians go off script for even 5 minutes. can't risk that. but the scripts are always great when colbert is involved
@ODeltan
@ODeltan 7 жыл бұрын
Ah, it was a simpler time. The Colbert Report was still on. David Bowie was still alive. Hillary Clinton still had a glint of hope in her eyes, as did the country. I miss it so.
@limeonade104
@limeonade104 8 жыл бұрын
I actually thought she was likable and human here... and then I went down and read the comments sigh
@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447
@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447 7 жыл бұрын
what have the comments got to do with how you feel and think,don't let the mob browbeat you,your first instinct was correct.
@danny9154
@danny9154 8 жыл бұрын
Oh those good old days when progressives used to chant Hillary!!
@beccak8166
@beccak8166 8 жыл бұрын
same! this negative campaign makes me sad, my friends who were talking about Obama today, Hillary tomorrow and were so happy about it are now saying they hate her. I don't understand!
@xanthelinhs2143
@xanthelinhs2143 7 жыл бұрын
Progressive here who hated Hillary in 2008 too. She's a awful person and not progressive at all. No one wants Bush 3.0 especially a candidate who's such a known liar. She's honestly just as bad as Trump.
@kathynguyen9733
@kathynguyen9733 7 жыл бұрын
You are obviously not Muslim, latino, black or a woman.
@TheDragonHistorian
@TheDragonHistorian 7 жыл бұрын
+Kathy Nguyen And all the Muslims, Latinos, blacks and women who voted for Bernie Sanders aren't "real" Muslims, Latinos, blacks and women, right?
@TheWayoftheSith
@TheWayoftheSith 7 жыл бұрын
em.. when was that exactly?
@Aizeebee
@Aizeebee 10 жыл бұрын
Even if it was scripted, I still found it funny.
@fazbeat
@fazbeat 7 жыл бұрын
omg so much hate here for no reason
@brandoncorbin1643
@brandoncorbin1643 7 жыл бұрын
No there is reason.
@krrrcht
@krrrcht 7 жыл бұрын
See you've swallowed the right-wing corporate kool aid
@brandoncorbin1643
@brandoncorbin1643 7 жыл бұрын
krrrcht huh?
@cdubsb3831
@cdubsb3831 7 жыл бұрын
I see you've swallowed the left-wing aristocratic kool aid.
@tomwithey711
@tomwithey711 7 жыл бұрын
Cdubs B Aristocracy is by definition right wing. Saying left-wing aristocracy is like saying you have a black cue ball.
@namirkhaliq4614
@namirkhaliq4614 10 жыл бұрын
Colbert should run on as a republican as a joke . Use his irony to make fun of extreme conservative ideas during debates, im sure the moderate republicans would love to see that.
@joshuafarrell4629
@joshuafarrell4629 9 жыл бұрын
These comments are hilarious. Nice job, Internet! Nice job...
@tm0446
@tm0446 9 жыл бұрын
You should know by now that the number one way to get disappointed by our country's people is looking at KZbin comments :p
@joshuafarrell4629
@joshuafarrell4629 9 жыл бұрын
***** I'm against Clinton, so I'm not entirely sure what your major malfunction is, private, but I don't think I want to know...
@joshuafarrell4629
@joshuafarrell4629 9 жыл бұрын
***** I was emulating the drill sargeant from Full Metal Jacket. I was asking what your issue was.
@osiris9410
@osiris9410 9 жыл бұрын
***** Maybe tone it down a bit, Joshua was bring a little bit of levity to the conversation and you jumped down his throat falsely assuming he was a Hillary supporter. WWBD no need to be so aggressive, just drop a bit of playful truth. "I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. This is why right temporarily defeated is stronger than evil triumphant." -- from Dr. King's Nobel Peace Prize Acceptance Address, 1964
@joshuafarrell4629
@joshuafarrell4629 8 жыл бұрын
Randy Wen I'm British, but I have to agree that the USA has run into a spot of bad luck when it comes to their presidents.
@357646
@357646 10 жыл бұрын
Hillary Clinton is really beautiful, sucha beautiful voice and pair of eyes
@davidpugh88
@davidpugh88 10 жыл бұрын
Don't be fooled!! Look away! Don't stare into here eyes!!!!
@connor21696
@connor21696 9 жыл бұрын
Don't look too close or you'll turn to stone
@hektor3100
@hektor3100 10 жыл бұрын
At least the US was great once.
@NinjaMcCondor
@NinjaMcCondor 10 жыл бұрын
When was the US great?
@biro24
@biro24 10 жыл бұрын
It's never been great... Its always been in debt, its people hate each other, and it cant win a war to save its own life!
@NinjaMcCondor
@NinjaMcCondor 10 жыл бұрын
Robert Smyth So you realized that any time period you replied with would have some obvious horrible thing that would make it not great, and decided to make a shitty joke instead of try to defend your dumb statement.
@namirkhaliq4614
@namirkhaliq4614 10 жыл бұрын
Id say it was pretty great from 1920-1965.
@NinjaMcCondor
@NinjaMcCondor 10 жыл бұрын
Namir Khaliq You realize the Great Depression is in there, right? Also you're saying that America was great back when black people weren't able to vote, so that's kinda fucked.
@autumnhenderson-brazie7581
@autumnhenderson-brazie7581 8 жыл бұрын
fangirling so hard right now #Hillary2016 kind've miss Colbert's old platform.
@saud8329
@saud8329 8 жыл бұрын
please check out Bernie Sanders. he is more authentic. no doubt she is better than republicans but she is still owned by the banks !! come on !!! FEEL THE BURN!!!!
@saud8329
@saud8329 8 жыл бұрын
+Saud Mujahid * FEEL THE BERN :P my bad
@TheSpecialJ11
@TheSpecialJ11 8 жыл бұрын
+Autumn Henderson-Brazie No seriously. +Saud Mujahid is right. Hillary may be better than your average Republican candidate, but she pales in comparison to Bernie. She says all these things but her voting record says otherwise.
@barisafacan
@barisafacan 8 жыл бұрын
This has to be a practised scenario.. I dont think hillary is capable of making improv jokes..
@Gamecape
@Gamecape 8 жыл бұрын
It seemed quite rehearsed, indeed... although, if you ignore how sh!t Hillary is as a candidate I found the jokes quite funny.
@samharris4568
@samharris4568 8 жыл бұрын
Shows with guest interviews are always rehearsed.
@Gamecape
@Gamecape 8 жыл бұрын
Sam Harris Well, yeah.
@PlayerVid
@PlayerVid 8 жыл бұрын
You can see she is looking at cue cards. Its like a snl sketch.
@JasonSiks
@JasonSiks 9 жыл бұрын
This is like watching my Mom making jokes after a couple holiday drinks, except everyone is chanting her name and laughing for some reason.
@Sunderbunny
@Sunderbunny 9 жыл бұрын
Jason Siks funny you see this the week before i do
@killyourtelllievision
@killyourtelllievision 9 жыл бұрын
burn Hard Choices
@alsharamuntather
@alsharamuntather 10 жыл бұрын
WTF.....she couldn't handle the secretary of state position, how in the Fuck.. could she handle the presidency.
@dar1n_fgp
@dar1n_fgp 8 жыл бұрын
I am so sick of this lady
@bfp08
@bfp08 8 жыл бұрын
You as a president not a hard choice, I say no
@dylangeva7797
@dylangeva7797 8 жыл бұрын
Do you realize what your alternative is?
@bfp08
@bfp08 8 жыл бұрын
Dylan Geva do you realize how much anyone else cares
@dylangeva7797
@dylangeva7797 8 жыл бұрын
About the future of America? Yeah. They care a lot.
@bfp08
@bfp08 8 жыл бұрын
Dylan Geva very vague considering thats why alot of people don't want hillary. its not a contest to them, its about which direction this country will go, trump takes it back to the 60s and hillary takes it back to 2007, think about 2008 before you reply, what was so wrong with 2007
@dylangeva7797
@dylangeva7797 8 жыл бұрын
The 60s?! You want the days where America had an awful nuclear arms race with the Soviet Union, involved itself in unnecessary wars around the world, continued to segregate minorities (especially African Americans), and destabilized governments in favor of corrupt dictatorships? If that's the kind of thing you're in to, then I'm not here to judge.
@bdjam1
@bdjam1 10 жыл бұрын
Hillary 2016!!
@Zhicano
@Zhicano 10 жыл бұрын
NO, please no. Warren 2016 or Sanders 2016 not Hilary!
@chillypenguin3247
@chillypenguin3247 10 жыл бұрын
Fuck that x44643334689976543235
@bdjam1
@bdjam1 9 жыл бұрын
You mean the guy who runs away from a challenge? Not a chance
@bdjam1
@bdjam1 9 жыл бұрын
Because she's arguably the best person for the job. Nothing superficial about it. She is the most qualified
@bdjam1
@bdjam1 9 жыл бұрын
She was electd to the senate twice by the state of New York, she has supported social causes such as nationalized medical insurance and causes for women. She has engaged more countries as Secretary of State than any other. Her experience gives her a great deal of qualification. So who do you think is better?
@louiseobrien2010
@louiseobrien2010 10 жыл бұрын
I loved it when Clinton and Colbert spoke about who they knew and Colbert said he had spoken with Bill Clinton and Hillary should have responded that she had slept with him, then Colbert should have said 'Oh everyone has."
@booognish
@booognish 5 жыл бұрын
Hillary couldn’t handle that.
@coolstorybruh88
@coolstorybruh88 4 жыл бұрын
That would have been fucking hilarious
@piequals314
@piequals314 4 жыл бұрын
Never would've happened, but now I wanna see it sooooo bad
@ghizlaneben5984
@ghizlaneben5984 3 жыл бұрын
You sir r talented
@jedinxf7
@jedinxf7 3 жыл бұрын
that woulda been great but she would never have allowed it. she's been running from his sex scandals following her around since the 90s
@mynameisearl9283
@mynameisearl9283 10 жыл бұрын
Why are people getting butthurt about Hillary being on the show ? It really doesn't matter as long as we get a good laugh. Hate is just fear and ignorance , backed up by stubborn minds. This show isn't for people like that , so why watch it if you can't look past your political stances
@ldang329
@ldang329 7 жыл бұрын
Hillary 2016
@mickfunny4185
@mickfunny4185 7 жыл бұрын
ldang329 yeah that didn't work out
@DIAbycmgm
@DIAbycmgm 8 жыл бұрын
2:55 those eyes....THOSE EYES.....something cold and terrible resides there
@account8310
@account8310 8 жыл бұрын
+DIAbycmgm Judging a world leader by their appearance; are you a republican?
@Ares_gaming_117
@Ares_gaming_117 8 жыл бұрын
+UploadAccount Lighten up lol
@SandraLovesRoses
@SandraLovesRoses 8 жыл бұрын
+UploadAccount uhhhh they were implying she is soulless. Which she is.
@haskellbob
@haskellbob 8 жыл бұрын
+DIAbycmgm You're projecting.
@floopy312
@floopy312 8 жыл бұрын
+DIAbycmgm being a career politician for decades makes you cold i guess
@avinash87
@avinash87 5 жыл бұрын
This guy just oozes comedy...He's got comedy in every ounce of him and this show got it out in the very best way possible.
@truvc
@truvc 9 жыл бұрын
We all know the horses would say neigh to anything she proposed.
@lunallia2859
@lunallia2859 8 жыл бұрын
I hate Clinton, BUT if I pretend she's a good candidate, then this video is quite funny.
@Milkshakes289
@Milkshakes289 7 жыл бұрын
Don't hate your future president. Nay, your queen! Bow down before queen Hillary! Bow!
@Milkshakes289
@Milkshakes289 7 жыл бұрын
+Ty J That's the queens property, you keep your mouth away from his puny human winkie!
@lunallia2859
@lunallia2859 7 жыл бұрын
Joey Salazar ...uuhh... I am sorry she brainwashed you. Have a great life!
@Milkshakes289
@Milkshakes289 7 жыл бұрын
+Lunna Von Lley Fool! She's going to help out the middle-class and raise minimum wage, and treat everyone equally. Please don't tell me you support that other foolish human trump!
@lunallia2859
@lunallia2859 7 жыл бұрын
Joey Salazar Raising minimum wage is an awful way to help the poor. Do you really think McDonalds would raise their employees salary and waste more money or fire employees and keep costs minimum? Minimum wage keeps people unemployed. And no, I don't support Trump, both candidates are idiots. Don't believe the "help the poor" lies. Nothing but socialist speech. And if you want, I might even explain why socialism is bad if you ask. There's a big BIG crisis in the US' and the world's way. Hillary will postpone it, making it worse. But hey, Trump's big mouth would probably cause a WW3, so I guess that we are all screwed in the end.
@corporateevolution4031
@corporateevolution4031 9 жыл бұрын
First an African American, then a woman, then an latino. Republican tears are so delicious.
@maratemptress2142
@maratemptress2142 9 жыл бұрын
who the fuck let you out of tumblr a* Latino
@corporateevolution4031
@corporateevolution4031 9 жыл бұрын
Nah mang, an Latino.
@corporateevolution4031
@corporateevolution4031 9 жыл бұрын
***** They would have to be some kind of half Christian half Muslim hybrid.
@corporateevolution4031
@corporateevolution4031 9 жыл бұрын
***** Halfies are scientifically hot.
@guitarvibe75
@guitarvibe75 9 жыл бұрын
***** You're right. Republicans have had just as many Black, Women and Latino candidates. Republican presidents also appointed lots of high positions to minorities like Collin Powell, Clarence Thomas and Antonin Scalia. Saying Republicans are Racist and Sexist is just a sorry lie.
@trillionbones89
@trillionbones89 8 жыл бұрын
e-mail pal woth the Nigerian prince :D ahahahahahahahaha best one ever.
@yez3749
@yez3749 7 жыл бұрын
Ferdinand Francis *with
@trillionbones89
@trillionbones89 7 жыл бұрын
YEZ Are you making fun of my speech impediment, mate?
@yez3749
@yez3749 7 жыл бұрын
Ferdinand Francis Yes, "mate".
@trillionbones89
@trillionbones89 7 жыл бұрын
YEZ Don't call me "mate", buddy
@yez3749
@yez3749 7 жыл бұрын
Ferdinand Francis Sure, "buddy".
@jacoblee9519
@jacoblee9519 7 жыл бұрын
I hate Hillary, and I support Gary Johnson, but if he doesn't get the 15% that he needs, I'll vote for her. ANYONE over Donald Trump.
@SeveralToast
@SeveralToast 9 жыл бұрын
Bernie Sanders 2016! Wake up America!
@danielmaydana8169
@danielmaydana8169 9 жыл бұрын
lalejew nah, rand paul ftw
@RIPdixiecarter
@RIPdixiecarter 9 жыл бұрын
lalejew Bernie Sanders vs Rand Paul would be the dream presidential race.
@danielmaydana8169
@danielmaydana8169 9 жыл бұрын
RIPdixiecarter​ I hope hillary doesn't get the place bernie deserves. Same goes for j bush and rand paul.
@RIPdixiecarter
@RIPdixiecarter 9 жыл бұрын
Call me a pessimist but people are too irrational and sentimental to make that a reality.
@user-se4tn9cq9m
@user-se4tn9cq9m 9 жыл бұрын
lalejew I like Bernie Sanders, but he's a bit old. His family has a history of heart disease. I fear that the strain of office may spell the end for him.
@DavidJamesHenry
@DavidJamesHenry 8 жыл бұрын
She walks onto the set like, "Okay, I think that's... my cue. I... I think so- Oh! Yes! My cue!"
@Della624
@Della624 8 жыл бұрын
"I'd first find common ground between Ducks and Horses and then bomb the shit out of them until I didn't have to even philosophize that question" I'm pretty sure that's what was on the tip of her tongue before she was saved by the teleprompter
@ivanolivas9897
@ivanolivas9897 8 жыл бұрын
The last people cheered louder at Clinton than Sanders
@olivermorland5226
@olivermorland5226 8 жыл бұрын
Her eyes expand so much!
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 8 жыл бұрын
she's reading the teleprompter
@cybrim1
@cybrim1 Жыл бұрын
The "New York Times Best-Seller List" has been based on publisher deals for years.
@geeblanco
@geeblanco 9 жыл бұрын
I loved her Ken Dodd impression at 2:53 She absolutely nailed it. All that was missing was a tickling stick. :D
@Khannea
@Khannea 9 жыл бұрын
He's remarkably and eerily quiet about Bernie Sanders, the *actual* front runner. I find her actually exceedingly insincere and distant, with cold and dead fish eyes.
@williamkrause5831
@williamkrause5831 4 жыл бұрын
This was from 2014, bernie hadnt even announced then
@Thomasservo
@Thomasservo 9 жыл бұрын
Bernie Sanders for President!
@henryforaker9880
@henryforaker9880 8 жыл бұрын
whats funny is that now they chant "Bernie! Bernie! Bernie!"
@timduncankobebryant
@timduncankobebryant 8 жыл бұрын
her laugh is pure evil
@missybarbour6885
@missybarbour6885 6 жыл бұрын
It’s 2018 and I watch this to cry
@thevectrexlover
@thevectrexlover 8 жыл бұрын
Lel Hilary didn't name drop Goldman Sachs CEO or FBI directors...
@DX5555555
@DX5555555 7 жыл бұрын
She better name drop some FBI directors now... Comey....
@cass2162
@cass2162 7 жыл бұрын
Bob Cat what if she kick-drops comey instead?
@missprettybjk
@missprettybjk 8 жыл бұрын
that was hard to watch
@CoachingHigher
@CoachingHigher 5 жыл бұрын
3:42-5:00 My hunger for smart humor thanks you❤️
@varungupta9614
@varungupta9614 6 жыл бұрын
That is the most human-like Hillary can appear
@gary_beniford
@gary_beniford 9 жыл бұрын
what do people really see in Hillary that makes them say "I want her to be president"
@gary_beniford
@gary_beniford 9 жыл бұрын
Call of Doge it's scary to think that there are people who use that as their logic.
@christophermartin8685
@christophermartin8685 9 жыл бұрын
Because she's a Democrat? They are a political party with something called a "platform" that informs everyone of where you generally stand politically. She's also Hillary freaking Clinton! Do you not know what this woman has done and been through, the life she's lead?!
@gary_beniford
@gary_beniford 9 жыл бұрын
Christopher Martin she hasn't accomplished any major success in her life she is much better known for her lies than her truths. as a lawyer she defended a rapist whose semen was on the victims underwear in order to get those results though the scientist had to cut the piece with the seamen off for testing and it was destroyed in the process but they could not repeat the process. Hillary held up the underwear with the square cut out and said "there's no seamen on here the victim is lying" and she got the rapist free under that logic all she cared about was winning the case right or wrong had nothing to do with it. as a lawyer she was also initially on the Watergate board but was expelled because she was accused of tampering with evidence by her boss who was appalled at her "character" and summed her up as a liar. as secretary of state she refused to send added security to the Benghazi consulate resulting in the deaths of 4 Americans including an ambassador she refused to take responsibility or even apologize. as senator she voted for the Iraq war and had a large number of absences from key senate meetings that would go to show she didn't care what laws were being passed she cared more about her own free time.
@christophermartin8685
@christophermartin8685 9 жыл бұрын
Do you have a source for your claims?
@wootwootwoot32
@wootwootwoot32 9 жыл бұрын
***** she's a good liar and some people are very gullible
@axelr901
@axelr901 9 жыл бұрын
which would you rather fight, "one-horse-sized duck or 100 hundred duck-sized horses?"
@mannelshah
@mannelshah 7 жыл бұрын
oh so this is where this question comes from!!! ( the duck and horses one) lol
@shawnmoultrie8951
@shawnmoultrie8951 8 жыл бұрын
Two years later the majority was Feeling The Bern.
@senjadonx7269
@senjadonx7269 7 жыл бұрын
And they could have bernt the establishment down
@DX5555555
@DX5555555 7 жыл бұрын
If the majority were "Feeling the Bern" he would have won the nomination for his party.
@senjadonx7269
@senjadonx7269 7 жыл бұрын
Bob Cat His voters were especially independents. That's why they held closed primaries and suppressed the voter turn out in the areas where he was more likely to win. It's just one example of how the primaries were tilted against him.
@DX5555555
@DX5555555 7 жыл бұрын
Senjadon X The primaries were decided closed long before he ever chose to run as a Democrat. He could have ran as an independent if he were worried about this system backfiring. Or he could have actually campaigned towards traditional democrats. Unfortunately for his supporters, Hillary was just the more attractive candidate to the voters.
@iLolz19
@iLolz19 7 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS!!!!! SHE WAS SO BELOVED!!!!!!!!
@mickeydusk
@mickeydusk 3 жыл бұрын
If by beloved you mean incredibly hated then yes. She was very beloved
@op3129
@op3129 Жыл бұрын
@@mickeydusk 3million votes
@jimmyguitar2933
@jimmyguitar2933 7 жыл бұрын
Gee d'ya think that was scripted? She's not as good on TV as the Orange One. That 'splains everything.
@jcb3393
@jcb3393 9 жыл бұрын
0:55 - anybody happen to catch the other books higher on the NYT Bestseller list? #4) Ben Carson's "One Nation" - for those who don't remember, Dr. Ben Carson made Prez. Obama feel more than a little uncomfortable at a prayer breakfast by saying what healthcare reform *should* have been vs. what has been foisted upon us. #3) Blood Feud - a book about the animosity between the Clintons and the Obamas. and #1) "America" by Dinesh D'Souza - this is the book that brought an IRS audit to Mr. D'Souza because it dared claim that perhaps Obama's agenda is not in the best interest of America as a nation. Interesting that Hillary can't keep pace with those other, more conservative, America-loving books. But that's the best screenshot of the NYT Bestsellers page the Colbert Report could find in their attempt to boost the Clinton machine forward... so sad...
@JamesSmith-ek1or
@JamesSmith-ek1or 8 жыл бұрын
And wow, could that have been any more scripted?
@subfreak1996
@subfreak1996 7 жыл бұрын
"Hard Choices" describes the general election.
@joseluiscano137
@joseluiscano137 9 жыл бұрын
2:50 And the crowd goes wild!! XD
@positron-xq5cp
@positron-xq5cp 7 жыл бұрын
OOOOH that was a hard choice... snubbing Wisconsin like that... and now, you pay Ms Clinton.
@rafael502
@rafael502 9 жыл бұрын
Rand Paul for 2016 anyone?
@hadhad06
@hadhad06 9 жыл бұрын
You can't be serious.
@Mexindian01
@Mexindian01 9 жыл бұрын
maybe ron, but rand is a sellout...
@daisycypresstulipgarden2131
@daisycypresstulipgarden2131 9 жыл бұрын
rafael502 No thank you.
@ZorcTheDarkOnex
@ZorcTheDarkOnex 9 жыл бұрын
rafael502 Rand Paul is not His father so no i won't vote for him
@eatthepussy4457
@eatthepussy4457 9 жыл бұрын
RAND PAUL RAND PAUL RAND PAUL!!! VOTE FOR HIM TO KEEP YOUR GUNS TO KEEP YOUR FREEDOM
@botehtv
@botehtv 9 жыл бұрын
This conversation is so artificial and stilted it's making me cringe.
@zfan2591
@zfan2591 8 жыл бұрын
My god, is she reading a teleprompter?
@mickeydusk
@mickeydusk 3 жыл бұрын
Yes she is. Quite obvious.
@dealtdead41
@dealtdead41 8 жыл бұрын
guys pause it at @2:54
@rickslade340
@rickslade340 9 жыл бұрын
Voted for the war in Iraq, OK with NSA, a pushover for Wall Street ... what's for a liberal not to like?
@ZorcTheDarkOnex
@ZorcTheDarkOnex 9 жыл бұрын
***** You sound exactly like republicans do, god forbid anyone criticizes your precious candidates or you go into a frenzy.
@keatondayne4536
@keatondayne4536 9 жыл бұрын
***** She voted so bush can go into iraq and start the war... So she had her hands in on starting the war. And i seriously doubt she will touch the nsa. She did vote for the patriot act. And Obama was against it until he became president. She will be no good for the usa
@deltaop1reload
@deltaop1reload 8 жыл бұрын
This segment was scripted so hard, it came.
@hullstar242
@hullstar242 8 жыл бұрын
No shit
@Jadamog
@Jadamog 7 жыл бұрын
...and everyone in that room would have never guessed that Trump would be president...
@rachel.7598
@rachel.7598 7 жыл бұрын
Wow this actually made her likable. Good job to the screenwriters
@pofict
@pofict 8 жыл бұрын
Those jokes were more fake and flimsy than Trump's toupee in an Iowa tornado.
@inSpihr
@inSpihr 10 жыл бұрын
Of course it was scripted, how much improv do you expect someone to do amusingly?
@cvarnaldo
@cvarnaldo 10 жыл бұрын
They could have just talk seriously about something while Colbert does his thing... Like he usually does with his guests
@jonassamuel4376
@jonassamuel4376 9 жыл бұрын
It was not an interview it was a live played sketch she participated in. ***** cvarnaldo
@jonassamuel4376
@jonassamuel4376 9 жыл бұрын
***** Colbert does skits and sketches, but mostly those are not in the form of an interview. It is not compareable to "usual" it is a joke, relating to his "republican" comedy character. It is something special, and yes she is not a comedian, but why is it bad or worse? it is completely different. maybe she will come again for a normal interview. " *But ciriticisng this sketch/skit for not being an interview makes no sense* "
@KenWangpiano
@KenWangpiano 7 жыл бұрын
Secretary Hillary's hardest choice seems to be telling the truth.
@dalanium98
@dalanium98 7 жыл бұрын
omg came here from his 2012 talk at google and the duck horse question came from one of the fan questions! lol living the legacy of this important question
@randyhodges8782
@randyhodges8782 9 жыл бұрын
Hill for prez. Just as good as a man, but we would not have to pay her as much.
@blankblank2370
@blankblank2370 9 жыл бұрын
What the hell are you talking about? Women are paid the same amount of money per hour as men are.
@davidn1121
@davidn1121 9 жыл бұрын
Randy Hodges funny but stings a little. women should not be paid 20% less than a man..
@IbanezV70CE
@IbanezV70CE 9 жыл бұрын
David Nichols Good thing they are not.
@davidn1121
@davidn1121 9 жыл бұрын
That doesn't make any sense, but when do sexists ever make sense
@gary_beniford
@gary_beniford 9 жыл бұрын
I lost a little respect for Colbert after seeing this. to have a cold blooded murderer on a comedy show not funny.
@dastardlyexpressions
@dastardlyexpressions 7 жыл бұрын
One of the best moments in TV! I miss Clinton. I miss the Colbert Report.
@gitargy6833
@gitargy6833 6 жыл бұрын
Goddamit he broke character. HE's sopposed to be hostile and ask a bunch of gotcha questions.
@austinwoods466
@austinwoods466 4 жыл бұрын
This is why Trump won... I love this show, but, you've got the 1% parading as the "average American" while they brag about all the people they literally both know. Money. Big, big money. This isn't merry old England. We don't have royal families. Our history books shouldn't devolve into Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton.... all because they made connections and money. Also, here they are flogging their books and at the end, we learn this is basically a dull campaign ad. At least Obama let the comedians do their thing and held nothing back when he did "Between Two Ferns". If you want to win over Americans, leave out the real opinions... when Colbert turns to the camera and breaks the 4th wall as if he's just proven to "everyone" who doesn't like Trump (not his audience) to vote for Hilary Clinton--someone with 100% name recognition and frankly, policy recognition. I didn't vote for Trump. I miss this show. My point is simply that this fawning over Hilary Clinton is an embarrassment to this shows legacy and shows just how worried the 1% (both Colbert and Clinton) were that Donald Trump win. Weak stuff. Too thin. Worst of material. That said, I will always try and add to any comment my heartfelt and sincere thanks to Mr. Colbert, his staff, writers, producer Paul Dano... hey wait a second... I loved this show. You all worked very hard to put together a brilliant show that felt as real as O'Reilly but mocked him and his ilk so mercilessly their kind has been expose for what they were. Perverts. Not the same reason you had. But, common ground. We have a right to free speech. Colbert, you are a genius of improv and I have no idea how you stayed in character for so many great interviews. This just wasn't one of them.
@joelhaggis5054
@joelhaggis5054 7 жыл бұрын
And now I have nightmares about Hillary Clinton entering my house while I'm sleeping.
@senjadonx7269
@senjadonx7269 7 жыл бұрын
"Here a peace, there a peace, everywhere peace". Well, didn't she do the exact opposit by voting for Iraq or pushing for Lybia? It seems like she's just really good at manipulating basically everything so people don't talk about what she really does behind the scenes when she serves her wealthy donors. And sadly, they just don't notice.
@sevenb9495
@sevenb9495 6 жыл бұрын
Yikes Im writing a paper about Burma and as a Hilary supporter it made me cringe to hear her talking about meeting their PM.
@jjkent4551
@jjkent4551 9 жыл бұрын
Colbert is trying to hard to be politically correct here, he's got no jokes that are even remotely funny.
@justing307
@justing307 4 жыл бұрын
Damn. I miss her a lot. Such enormous political experience
@niveshproag8660
@niveshproag8660 9 жыл бұрын
Obviously a hundred duck-sized horses.
@satoterror
@satoterror 9 жыл бұрын
STILL Sarkisian's video is the ONLY video with comments disabled from Colbert! Unbelievable.
@Paxsali
@Paxsali 10 жыл бұрын
Most authentic interview / guest appearance. Evuuuuurr.
@cvarnaldo
@cvarnaldo 10 жыл бұрын
I agree... It was sooooo bad... Pl don't go down this road Colbert of getting the guests you want but with safe but terrible material to go with it
@Photosounder
@Photosounder 4 жыл бұрын
When I think "scripted interview" I think of this one. Even after more than 5 years, I haven't seen a televised interaction in which every single word uttered was this obviously scripted.
@alalalala57
@alalalala57 4 жыл бұрын
Duh, this was a bit. How can it not be scripted?
@druvik2052
@druvik2052 9 жыл бұрын
interesting how they are coming out with new ways of introducing politicians without having them boooooed ^^
@KrazyisSloth
@KrazyisSloth 8 жыл бұрын
Surely everyone knows by now that you want to fight 100 duck sized horses?
@gizatsby
@gizatsby 8 жыл бұрын
count to 100 and while you're doing it remember that they could still kick your shins in and bite your skin off at that size
@TheCstar07
@TheCstar07 7 жыл бұрын
This was so much fun to watch. So it was scripted? She still sold it with her charm.
@joeeeeeeeeeeeee66666
@joeeeeeeeeeeeee66666 9 жыл бұрын
Can't believe he's still on the air, I refuse to watch republican shows!
@joeeeeeeeeeeeee66666
@joeeeeeeeeeeeee66666 9 жыл бұрын
John Weaver Yoiu are stupid, i bet you vote for George Bush!
@joeeeeeeeeeeeee66666
@joeeeeeeeeeeeee66666 9 жыл бұрын
John Weaver but you can't spell "well" correctly, it's republicans like you that think they are better, but really just as stupid, even stupider really.
@johnweaver2182
@johnweaver2182 9 жыл бұрын
Im a democrat
@joeeeeeeeeeeeee66666
@joeeeeeeeeeeeee66666 9 жыл бұрын
Ha! I totally powned you and made you change your owl politcs! Told you that you were stupider, next time don't call people stupid you don't know!
@johnweaver2182
@johnweaver2182 9 жыл бұрын
You don't know me though
@mangobooom1
@mangobooom1 7 жыл бұрын
It's scary how good she is at acting
@DokDicer
@DokDicer 7 жыл бұрын
Her saying "Stephen" sounds like she calls him "Sweetheart".^^
@rarewolf8563
@rarewolf8563 8 жыл бұрын
Clinto is about as real as Trumps toupee.
@cammaida5137
@cammaida5137 8 жыл бұрын
Trump is a business man at heart. He has both donated and sided with both Dems and Reps to get what he needed for his business. I'd like to see that same strategy for getting this country back on track. Politics aside, a good president does what's best for the US first, period. Starting in the first Clinton administration through Bush until now, presidents have done what's best for everyone BUT the US and that needs to change ASAP if we're to have a country left anymore. Lastly, with the Media covering Hillary nonstop and with more super delegates on her side, it's doubtful he'll get the votes to win the upcoming primaries. Look up the electoral college and that will paint a better picture of the entire process.
@bsarioz
@bsarioz 8 жыл бұрын
+Cam Maida Yeah sorry I don't think the US should be run like Trump's bankrupted casinos. Trump even had 8 billion dollars in personal debt about 10 years ago. What kind of fiscal irresponsibility is that? US doesn't need more debt.
@themastermason1
@themastermason1 8 жыл бұрын
So...very?
@AkuaWalters
@AkuaWalters 6 жыл бұрын
No Hillary.... you were the hard choice
@infamousspade3845
@infamousspade3845 9 жыл бұрын
She's awesome at reading a teleprompter. Bernie 2016!
@taco899
@taco899 9 жыл бұрын
I came here for satirical, yet relevant political discourse and I got a wooden skit. Why not get Rick Perry in here and do a line dance?
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