Bert Kreischer Gets DESTROYED By Dana White On Recent 2B1C

[@comedyenforcement]

like the video help out the algorithm! :)

[@Dave-nt8yt]

Anything for you our Lord. PS. Looking a lot skinnier and healthier.

[@noone-qg1od]

No

[@Jülez9]

Dude you have a good perspective usually but maybe take a step back and realize that you do not have to react in actual time. Some videos you get so starstuck it affects the quality of your videos. Keep commenting but don't forget. These aren't gods - they are people. You seem to love them a lot for hating. Just check yourself from time to time. Keep it up!

[@Petard01]

@@comedyenforcement sorry, not this one b.

[@MagnusGalactusOG]

Dana gambles away all the fighters money.

[@ahh-2-ahh]

BERT: I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I ...

[@Thebigskullman]

Don’t forget: Me me me me me me me me

[@WAstateofmind]

@@Thebigskullman T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!!!

[@linkshellvendor]

Having too many yes men around you really destroys your personality

[@JusticeIsComing274]

Brian regan: Beware the ME monster

[@christianscacchetti9178]

When he’s pretending to laugh it’s EEEEEEeeeeeEeeeeeEeeE

[@carlosmartel5753]

Bert calling anyone a moron is unbelievable

[@comedyenforcement]

but he's wealthy

[@jamesmakavilli5047]

He called Dana that to his face!!😂

[@elhoob]

The stupidest people walk around thinking they are smarter then everyone else. Blurt is the epitome of that

[@mewimagine5920]

​@@comedyenforcementand famous

[@osamabinliftin8632]

@@comedyenforcementand the male sex symbol of the 21st century

[@acetate909]

God Bert is unbearable. Dana is in the process of talking about gambling and Bert jumps in and has to make it about himself and derail the conversation. It's hard to watch. His lack of self awareness is legendary.

[@Thebigskullman]

Seriously I can’t understand how the people around him like tom aren’t slapping the shit out of him every time he opens his mouth at this point. Listening to him for 5 seconds in these clips infuriates me… being around him 24/7 I can’t even imagine

[@billballinger5622]

is listening to some rich gambling addict really that much better than listening to some rich alchy? Lol Dana kinda sucks tbh

[@tormmac]

just goyim yapping to bert

[@diviningrod2671]

Burt really needed to be bullied more as a child

[@JButterZJ]

dana is an asshole irl and a person that probably should be in jail for hitting his wife for sure and he tries to scam his fighters where he can. he did create the ufc i give him that but he isnt anything else than a business man who wants money and who started the ufc with help of the local boston mafia and saying he isnt shady or done shady stuff or not trying to scam is fighters is just looking away from the facts and proof. but bert is just more unbearable

[@rustyshackleford1]

Bert constantly messes up the flow of the conversation to talk about himself

[@PAPPADASH]

Imagine him and Shuab having a podcast together.

[@alexmaur8817]

The only other person I've ever met who does this is schizophrenic

[@Dynamatt172]

Blob and the slob.

[@kidwave1]

and also, for no reason at all.

[@CantTellYou]

I know this might sound crazy…. but I think he may have been drunk

[@DeNorsemen]

Tom’s eternal punishment for making fun of the poor’s, is having to deal with drunk Bert for the rest of his life considering his money is tied into Bert.

[@yourmajesty7124]

Doubt they’ll stay as a duo for long

[@natenate2280]

@@yourmajesty7124tom is a funny sidekick not a main act

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

​@@natenate2280 He's definitely not my favorite, but he's headlined in arenas man. He's undeniable as a performer. Only Gillis and Burr and shit can do that

[@soultothedirt]

I try to put myself in Tom’s shoes, and see it from his perspective. idk, it’s a lot of money, but I still don’t think I could be around him, or even hear him talk in real life.

[@jasonbenger]

lmfao

[@BrettShadow]

Thank you for translating this into poor for me

[@comedyenforcement]

I might of missed a few things, too rich for me.

[@MRblazedBEANS]

​@@comedyenforcementthe comments on toms newest kill tony appearance are next level 😅

[@andreddd89]

​@christianterrill3503 listen guy it's late and now because of you I have more comments to read 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashleyb9362]

​@@andreddd89lol

[@S.G.Thomas15]

🤣

[@Wade-1]

Tom actually looks embarrassed. He knows that Dana is the wrong person to look like a fool in front of.

[@rainbowvhs692]

Dana is a fool, it’s totally fine to look like a fool in front of him. He is a rage obsessed meatball Trump supporter who arranges fights, this kind of greaseball has been around since Rome

[@mondoburger4049]

Tom knows its a bad look for them to be bragging about being able to gamble away $250k dollars like its no big deal.

[@InVinoVeratas]

Dana is a fool himself. A rich fool, but a fool all the same.

[@JohnnyGingy]

Dana hangs out with the little immature man babies in Nelk universe. I’m sure Dana just thinks these are Joe’s little dumb buddies.

[@zcl812]

Darn he's never getting those cageside seats

[@Biggums_Tyrone]

Using the term comedians real loosely here. They’re pretty much just rich, entitled, alcoholic, podcast hosts

[@shadydealz]

Fat and balding, don't forget fat and balding. Save for Dana but he had a lot of help along the way lol.

[@elcomandante901]

Dana white is the funniest of the bunch hands down

[@Ralphies_Mom]

​@@shadydealz especially Bert. I get second hand embarrassment but he deserves it, so I feel bad for the guests that are just like "I do not want to do this shit today."

[@skidmc]

And a killer

[@zugarmagik666]

ppl politely laughing at their jokes on podcasts is somehow fooling others into thinking these "comedians" are funny

[@InVinoVeratas]

It's weird seeing a greying, beer gutted, 40+ year old acting like he has the accountability of an 18 year old living with his parents.

[@kidwave1]

Bert Kreischer is like an impetuous 14 year old boy, but thousands of times more annoying. And yet again CANNOT RESIST interrupting.

[@annonymous3948]

40+?! ...try 50+!

[@samsschool3639]

Bert talks so much about being rich i'm starting to doubt and suspect he is deep in debt instead

[@austinbratton9973]

He's hood rich compared to Dana

[@dickfitzwelliner2807]

He kinda whispered to tom "i got like 10...yeah"?? The guy has no clue about his net worth. I just looked, he's worth about 14 million. I probably wouldn't drop 250k on a blackjack table if I were him. But then again I'm not big on gambling and will only play $100 on a roulette table

[@jaytotheareokay]

He has said Leeann takes care of all the finances. He has no idea how much money he has.

[@scat_in_da_hat6648]

@@jaytotheareokaythat’s the biggest crock of horseshit of course he knows how much money he has

[@KM01111]

Bert obviously sucks, but Tom Segura’s new persona where he masquerades as a 26yr old tik tok influencer is gross. Two total weirdos.

[@GrandmaDaewood]

That “bit” is really odd. When he did the day in the life… there were no jokes… it left me wondering if he just actually is that instead of making fun of it. It was fkin weird.

[@TheSpecsShow]

Makes you wonder what Tom thinks he's bringing to the table in anything other than Stand up. Like, no one needs this from you, dude...

[@fornhunkle]

He's Jason Statham with down syndrome

[@Rrextrex]

I swear he's done this bit for Instagram and KZbin as well SMH

[@samanderson6194]

It's sucks because dude. Used to fucking love Tom... Podcasts were blowing up standup specials and those specials became vital to connect back to a podcast and cmon we all know it. Yeah Rogan was the pop off but once you clicked in with ymh life it was initially awesome like this fat guys funny , engaging and has a good channel going and his missus is hot as fuck and silly as shit which always helps +(Don't worry the plot sickens and literally everything does a 360 and Jews had nothing to do with it...this time **Rustling bags of chips in a bowl whilst crying/laughing at the mere mention of Garth Brooks or Morning Julia" However as we all know and somehow made a fuckin crusade out of.. they got too big for their bear necessities, They seemed to be everywhere and slowly with less to say and more to sell, tell and became more and more..stale Even the Cringe de la cringe moments that ya loved to hate well thank fuck there's these brave souls slicing up the carcases of these soul doubt sell leb rateys... Cause I couldn't listen/watch more than few minutes of their "material" whether it's I'm rich Ur drunk. Ur dumb im way better than you, I'm no longer a guy who likes farts, making fun of life and enjoying my comedic talents with my wife friends and following and instead morphed into this weird hey you better listen up and enjoy what I've ben dealing with In my amazingly quick successful life. And if you don't then Ur just poor and IV never been. So get the fuck away from me... Even with their wives...it just started to be like yeh meh give this episode a miss then a miss became a mess and a mess became a message I'm a Messiah and higher than all of you..and now seeing something u used to look so forward to just soul3ssly goingthru the motions. Is it depressing? Crestfallen? Or caving in on it's unbearable oblivion

[@ibnAmat]

I’m not saying anything new but it’s clear, clear as vodka, that Burt doesn’t understand how bad his character is

[@BlackJesusChrist666]

I had a college friend like Bart, he was an alcoholic scumbag, rest in peace.

[@SDMNMoments123]

He has to be trolling everyone at this point.

[@CreatureVision]

crazy to think he was on top of the stand up game in like 2017 💀

[@Kennyisnotdead2283]

@@SDMNMoments123can’t be cuz even ppl around him tried to sober him up

[@fionaruttelle2443]

Alcohol's a hell of a drug.

[@Thebigskullman]

Bert has a lovely way of partially asking a question- then making it a story about himself- then finishing the question just to answer it himself… with a kinda afterthought of finally letting the original person answer, and almostly immediately cutting them off and circle it right back to himself. Just a real top notch conversationalist.

[@CesarR1037]

Yeah schaub does that shit all the time too. It’s irritating

[@greytuesday28]

Spot on, it's what narcissism plus poor social skills looks like.

[@SmartOlja]

This comment should honestly reach him. It would drive him NUTZ

[@SoupyBooty]

Spam this on any Bert video

[@fornhunkle]

​@@CesarR1037 interrupting Mike Tyson to say Tyson Fury would kick his ass

[@JRill-s1j]

Tom: “I love blackjack” Also Tom: “I know nothing about the game” Lol

[@stevebarcia5945]

This made me appreciate Dana White so much. He comes off like such a douche bag but he was so calculating and insulting to Bert without coming off as the bad guy. You KNOW he was annoyed by Bert but held it together and just sold it. Man he's good

[@SubjectiveFunny]

You don't know anything about Dana White.

[@stevebarcia5945]

@@SubjectiveFunny when the f did I say I "know" Dana white. You don't have the mental comprehension to even understand what I said.

[@SubjectiveFunny]

@@stevebarcia5945 Calm down Karen, I just said you do not know anything about Dana White.

[@Cancel-Flip]

​@@SubjectiveFunnyyou are not beating the "mentally disabled" allegations bud

[@SubjectiveFunny]

@@Cancel-Flip You don't know anything about Dana either.

[@johnsonter1358]

Bert needs to realise the more we know about him the Less we like him. Guy's questions are cringe.

[@greytuesday28]

The moment I first saw his face, I found something to dislike

[@sf1203]

At least he asked Adam Sandler some really good questions.

[@InVinoVeratas]

His constant need to be the center of attention is just palpable for everyone to see. It's sad, this grown man is acting like a kid with his constant need to interject.

[@eltedioso]

Truly. Comedians used to have their carefully constructed standup specials and the occasional (edited/approved) interview, and that was about it. They could manage their image, because they weren't constantly sharing every idiotic opinion and quirk with the world.

[@tubester4567]

Bert: I look at Joe as a dad Bert: I absolutely dont look at Joe as a dad: Bert: I dont look at Joe like anyone else looks at him, I look at him as a moron, I really do.

[@eyeluvverbutterdogsheds4941]

Him sitting barefoot and criss cross really bothers me

[@Nousername0]

With jeans on too lmao I didn’t notice it at first but I guess I have to pay the price of reading comments before finishing the vid now 🥲

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Like a giant obnoxious obese 6 yr old

[@ih8Joos]

Its.... real feminine.

[@SportsSharp412]

Same thing. Grown man sitting like a child without shoes like it's a hippie drum circle when he's a 50 year old father, damn near grandfather. But hey, it actually makes me feel better about myself. At least I'm not THAT far gone mentally.

[@taotaostrong]

It’s like an anti-Christ Buddha

[@TheSpecsShow]

You can see the disdain in Dana's eyes every time Bert tallks

[@BradleySmithYoutube]

Bert saying “Not thinking about drinking” before “not thinking about your family” shows what he thinks about first and foremost.

[@yourmajesty7124]

It’s crazy that slipped out. That’s not a concern of the average person..Only alcoholics constantly think about drinking

[@jaytotheareokay]

​@@yourmajesty7124 fr. The big thing he got from gambling was distracting him from drinking for a little bit.

[@SAJL12820]

I don't watch a ton of Bert's podcasts, mainly just ones making fun of him but this is one of the first times I've noticed how hammered he is. His slurring is very obvious in this one; the whole fat, obnoxious, drunk guy persona has been stale. I can't imagine it won't take much longer for him to completely spiral out of control.

[@lowridr2]

Dana is giving him that look you give to the drunk idiot when they are trying to have a conversation with you when you are sober and your like wtf is the point your not even going to remember this conversation took place

[@devadasn]

Bert can’t just speak normally. He has to halt the conversation every time he speaks to preface what he’s going to say and/or say how much he loves or hates something. It really kills the flow

[@Ralphies_Mom]

He would interrupt the president of the United States or any other leader in the world because he thinks everything he says is brilliant and the most important. He asks a question, doesn't wait for answer to that question then asks another.

[@marksharp9151]

This is a perfect description

[@smyth7]

self absorbed 🤡

[@the_ndo_kemist8517]

"I'm about to say something, are you paying attention? okay, here we go:"

[@nate0-rh6eh]

No he’s an alcoholic. That’s not really him, that’s him when he’s drinking (which is constantly). As someone who has struggled with addiction, I really do pity him. I’ve definitely made an ass of myself. Like yall can hate him all you want but really this is just warning sign of what alcohol can do to someone.

[@Luneytoon]

Bert asks the questions he wishes people would ask him, so then he answers it before the guests

[@cokedupgirlscout]

This is actually a really accurate way of describing it. You’re exactly right. He needs to use all that money he loves talking about to see a therapist. Then he can talk about himself all he wants!

[@chrischickering1959]

Such a narc move

[@jamesWilliams-pg4ye]

Spot on

[@kermdeezy5330]

Classic attention seeker move and Burp does it all the time. I literally think he's the biggest narcissist I've seen in my life, which is crazy cause he's also one of the least deserving of his fame and fortune too.

[@EazyDuz18]

@@kermdeezy5330 wtf bro your just a hater bro he takes his shirt off during his set its so funny you just hate on real comedy bro and by bro i mean never my bro

[@bigluisjayrogan]

"How does bert pick up that big bottle without a spine"

[@devanman7920]

@6:28 "when you're not thinking about drinking, or not thinking about your family" he's an alcoholic. You can't drink how he does for as long as he has and not be one, its that simple

[@arob8685]

Owner of the UFC agrees to do his show, so Bert sits on the couch barefoot like a child, can't restrain himself in the conversation, and is the only one drinking lol

[@dpc2005]

Spot on lad

[@Chris-od1jp]

You know he's never been the owner of UFC

[@WRG-bh8bz]

@@Chris-od1jpirrelevant to the point

[@Chris-od1jp]

@@WRG-bh8bz What's the point of the original comment, Bert acts that way all the time

[@m1garand164]

A huge tell of Bert's character is that he's sitting on a couch indian style during a high profile interview barefoot with a jug of vodka during mid day.

[@rlm4471]

That's one of the things I appreciate about Bert. He is always Bert, and he can't really be anything else.

[@9teen9Dee]

😂😂😂 Berts on his burner acct 😂😂😂​@rlm4471

[@tabithaann7737]

⁠@@rlm4471true, i like bert haha

[@Last_Chance.]

You are absolutely gorgeous ​@@tabithaann7737

[@HandsomeBastard]

"High profile interview" 😂🤡

[@Dana__black]

Bert might be the worst of the Roganverse

[@Shortmansydrome]

dana black spitting facts

[@mandero88NAFO]

Burnt, The Turkish neanderthal (Schaub) and Phony Tony Cringecliffe are the worst 3 undoubtedly

[@bicmitchum1368]

Worst than Brendan?

[@theakkusor]

Bryan Callen?!?

[@MrM1lkcoupon]

​@bicmitchum1368 I think Brendan is equally unfunny but is one degree higher in self awareness. The bar is low.

[@malmck9976]

“We are all wealthy men in this room…” Man that was a horrible thing to hear! Bert seemed so so happy with himself saying that!

[@michaelhernandez7978]

sitting across from like, almost a billionaire.. jesus

[@josephpotter7776]

Bert & Tom are rich. Uncle Dana is wealthy

[@Anninukichild]

Definitely living off his daddy and wife's money 😂

[@saintsrulz]

@@michaelhernandez7978Dana is an actual billionaire now

[@MarcGrayTWOOM]

@@michaelhernandez7978 Yeah Dana is for sure in the Billionaire club now!

[@just_another_retired_hooligan]

Your channel is great because you keep me updated on what is going on in the comedy world.

[@Saltyarticles]

It’s reaching the tipping point. People on youtube are getting more views commenting on podcasts than the actual podcasts themselves.

[@hotsIaw]

I think Bert thinks Joe is a moron because Joe calls out Bert when he says outrageous things about himself.

[@WingusMcDingus_]

Bert’s not wrong though

[@Xmasta420]

Joe is a moron, to be fair.

[@harriporter8044]

How about both being shit comedians and shallow and stupid as shit

[@theworst4980]

Narcissists will always try to discredit a person who is trying to be honest with them.

[@miles5998]

Tom likes having Bert around because Bert is kind of a fool, and he makes Tom look good.

[@comedyenforcement]

I don't know, if you watch them crashing Pat McAfee's show Tom seemed pretty embarrassed.

[@miles5998]

@comedyenforcement Yeah I seen haha. I mean more like the pretty girl having the fat friend around.

[@MrM1lkcoupon]

The more I see Bert go downhill the more I actually dislike Tom. His friend is having a crisis and he's exploiting him.

[@MRblazedBEANS]

​@@MrM1lkcoupontom is not a good person and never was......

[@kkittycatkat1990]

​@@MrM1lkcouponIs he though? They say NOT to stop the alcoholic from doing what they want and letting them hit however they might. I don't seriously think that Tom hasn't had a few serious talks with Burt? Of course he has. I don't actually think that Tom really wants to even work with him anymore but it's lucrative for both of them.

[@MyNameIsDanielYT]

Bert " Ill Gamble $250k away before paying back Bobby Lee " Kreischer

[@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss]

Rapist Bobby Lee

[@ryml111]

“Get a plane ticket and fly to Vegas”…..there goes the money I had to gamble 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@TheMinorsRap]

"I've been drinking all morning, i didnt stop last night, Dana" ...uhhm that makes it a lot worse Bert. Homie said that like he just made a point

[@WRG-bh8bz]

He has the mentality of a high schooler or college kid. He thinks its super cool and in turn thinks other people think the same. Its pretty pathetic.

[@dominikhader920]

Must feel great to be Bert's daughter and her him say "fuck my kids" and telling on a podcast that he doesn't regret spending more time with them to impress a guy he's interviewing.

[@MRblazedBEANS]

I had boss like this. He would legit brag he never changed a diaper or gave a bottle. He has four fucking kids. He thought it was a brag because he could afford a night nurse so basically his wife and a nurse rasied his babys. He thought this was bragging and I would respect it. The exact opposite, i have a kid i would never brag about that if it was true.

[@snooganslestat2030]

His stories about all his best times always involve him saying he wasn't thinking about his children.

[@CaliRais3d]

I don't think their his kids either!

[@squatchit5700]

I think Bert has mentioned in the past that his kids' friends will play clips of his for them and even show him pictures even though they try to avoid his content. I'm sure their whole childhood has been all about Bert.

[@dominikhader920]

@@squatchit5700 the sad thing is that they don't even have the chance to say that he's just playing a character, since he basically has to mention every 5 minutes how much he loves being drunk and partying.

[@FarmHandz-cx4rn]

Drinking all freekin day and especially starting in the morning is the crappiest feeling ever.

[@Hadwerd7]

Like someone else already wrote in another comment, he most likely supplements his alcohol with some other stimulant.

[@FarmHandz-cx4rn]

@Hadwerd7 yeah he would have to cuz holy crap drinking from morning on is the worst sluggish tired feeling ever. Stomach in knots chest burns to breath. I'd be out by 2pm.

[@dont.be.evil.]

not if youre an alcoholic

[@Hadwerd7]

@@FarmHandz-cx4rn yeah i feel ya, if I drink during the day I get a headache and feel sick by the time night comes around. I figure its the result of your body breaking down the ethanol into aldehydes that make you feel that way.

[@Anninukichild]

Unless out at the lake, river or camping or something. I can start early if just beer and I eat and drink water in between

[@KeyloWick]

Crazy thing about alcoholism is, the alcoholic almost never knows they have it.

[@radtothebone23]

100% I used to be a complete piss tank, thought I was just the fun guy. Thankfully sober now.

[@gretchenbaker7435]

Bert knows it but it's now his whole personality he'd be screwed if he gave up.

[@rlm4471]

​@gretchenbaker7435 Nah, he stops sometimes and it's fine.

[@TheElbowMerchant]

​@@radtothebone23Congrats on your sobriety, man. Keep up the good work.

[@Mauserhunts]

I do

[@ramsesbringerofwar7901]

Hope Bert finds some peace. He has that look. I know cuz I’ve seen it before in a loved one. But respect to Dana for handling it as he did.

[@jacobtaylor3598]

Oooo, I have a pretty high cringe tolerance, but I had to pause this a few times. Jesus. Thanks for posting.

[@KingMaler00]

Seeing Bert get called out always leaves a smile on my face :)

[@norfy]

It's fkn noon! "I just flew in from Savannah" like that matters

[@KingMaler00]

@@norfywhen he said “I love gambling cause I can forget about drinking , forget about my family” i was like BROOOOOO

[@anthonydavis899]

He clearly doesn't get called out enough.

[@deezyD93]

@@norfylol so that means he was drinking in the morning in Savannah too… even better 😂

[@phi-quest]

God this is fucking unbearable to listen to.

[@MarcieAnne-do3yq]

Gambling and alcohol - two of the worst addictions in modern society they glorify. Real heroes. 🙄

[@natedoggschip]

I think Heroin and Meth might be a little worse

[@MarcieAnne-do3yq]

@@natedoggschip I have a PhD in Psychology so I actually know that stats in this, but thanks for your impeccable insight.

[@natedoggschip]

@@MarcieAnne-do3yq no you actually do not. And you're just another lying 🤥 on the internet

[@BloodyCaesar22]

@@MarcieAnne-do3yq👏🏻😂

[@freddymaximo5767]

Add Phone Addition too. Bert loves to post

[@friedpiper4658]

I feel bad for Bert. Reminds me of when I was younger. Had no idea what addiction was but was a full blown addict. Thought I knew everything. What’s worse for Bert is he’s famous, so people really don’t wanna tell him anything he doesn’t want to hear.

[@LordConstrobuz]

15:23 danas facial expressions and body language when he suggests tom and bert do comedy at his ampitheater 😂

[@NostalgicUnicorn3]

It was definitely about telling them what he had versus them ever performing. 😂

[@nickm8874]

I know it’s easy to lose sight of it cos he hangs out with various podcast bellends, and is Rogan’s mate, but Dana (as we all know) is a hugely successful businessman and a high profile guest. Imagine thinking drinking all morning was the way to approach this

[@Plague_Doc22]

It's almost like the guy has a problem but doesn't realize it..

[@cleech74]

Yeah, I listened to this while at work yesterday, and when I started it, I didn’t know if it was a solo ep, or if they’d both be interviewing him. Once Dana made the comment about Bert being half in the bag at noon, I winced, and contemplated skipping ahead to the next podcast I had dl’d. My bro-in-law was an alcoholic, he only made it to 42yrs old before it ended his life. It was tough to watch that behavior at family gatherings, since it almost always got awkward. I had that same feeling as I listened to it, and it bothered me that he sabotaged what could’ve been a fun interview had Bert not been drunk. Kinda surprised Tom even allowed this episode to air, but then I remembered that he made the horrible decision to start a vodka brand with his supposed best friend, who is actively shortening his life from being an alcoholic.

[@rooy666]

Bert biting the hand who not only fed him, but made him....incredible

[@wadecohen6847]

As unbearable as Bert is, you can’t help but watch the trainwreck if He wasn’t there, Tom would have bored everyone to death talking about his new workout routine and how much seafood he eats.

[@selliantuttimusi6735]

You forgot the most interesting part which involve bowel movements and diarrhea

[@xymoriintus]

Tom thinks he's Howard Stern or some BS

[@sethbonte5313]

And expensive cars

[@zcl812]

​@@xymoriintushe thinks he's Joe

[@sayitamilliontimes7125]

Why is Bert still relevant? The guy brings nothing to the table

[@georgemckeon6710]

Except his belly.

[@AceRazor]

Bert: we're all wealthy men here Also Bert: I'd like to win $10k so I can pay Bobby Lee

[@stevemuzak8526]

"I have, I love, yeah, yeah, I just, My number, I love, I'm all in, I look, I honestly" Bert I Kreischer

[@samanderson6194]

Best comment

[@ethangrey6801]

The fact that people speak their mind more when their drunk and he’s just shitting on his kids is insane, Bert is the worst

[@mike_love127]

Bert might be one of the worst interviewers I can think of for Dana White 😂😂😂 Poor Tom.

[@BrettShadow]

You just don't understand how wealthy people interview. The goal is to never let anyone finish a sentence.

[@ANTIStraussian]

Schaub is up there

[@mike_love127]

@@ANTIStraussiangood point😂

[@mike_love127]

@@BrettShadowI guess thats true

[@chrundlethegreat2251]

*Bert

[@CDsComment]

To be fair... Bert was turning Vodka into water in his mind 😂

[@GordonMcCarthy-zm8ft]

Haha good call

[@phyliswambui4770]

I religiously wait for your episodes..they are amazing..you are amazing..be blessed ❤

[@RainCityDrip]

I love seeing Tom squirm at how awkward all of Burnt Chrysanthemum’s interruptions are lol

[@ابراهيم_محمد_الازهر]

For most people “work” isn’t getting shitfaced drunk and doing dolphin impressions on KZbin aka “podcasting”

[@AquarianNomadic]

Nature is finally healing.

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

9:22 “We’re all wealthy men in this room” I can’t believe people actually listen to this circle-jerk. How is this not the most boring conversation ever?

[@comedyenforcement]

Fr, I was just watching Tuesdays with stories and Marc was complaining about having to split a $5k dollar restaurant bill with a group. Bert is just too far gone.

[@importtuner2oo4]

Spoiler, it is ...

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

@@comedyenforcement You weren’t kidding. The clip of Dana White cornering Bert at the end and making him admit he doesn’t know much about gambling is just…. It’s so cringe. You can tell Dana White is just sick of this guy talking, so he finally digs a little bit to make him uncomfortable. Dana White seems like he would hate being around a guy like Bert, and even Tom for that matter. I wonder if he did this interview like as a favor to Joe Rogan. Because otherwise they seem like they have nothing in common. Good commentary- happy to see your channel growing.

[@Willowdog08]

Incels who think they will be rich someday

[@BlakeO561]

You have a great channel bro. Congrats. You deserve a sub, and you got one.

[@daniellaventure5884]

Thanks for putting this video together now I don’t have to watch two Bears one Cave

[@MrM1lkcoupon]

The more I see Bert go downhill the more I actually dislike Tom. His friend is having a crisis and he's exploiting him. They're both so equally awful at this point in their own ways.

[@TACT1LE]

There are also a myriad of other reasons to dislike Tom, on top of him being a shitty friend lmao

[@brandon8997]

Trust me man, as a former alcoholic, nothing or nobody will make you put down that drink, until you hit your own rock bottom. He's possessed, until he comes into pure self love, he won't change. And it takes a good amount of time to rewire your brain from alcohol

[@kraven94365]

​@brandon8997 Congrats, brother, over 5 years sober here man, and you are 100 percent correct. The only thing I'll say is like most people Burt is surrounded by enablers and his #1 enabler spot would be a competition between Tom and his Wife. If Bert was a broke nobody he would be in a gutter.

[@jon590]

They've tried to help Bert multiple times. You're not going to help someone who won't help themselves. Burt exploits himself 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@Stealth86651]

They're not friends then, at best they're just convenient business partners.

[@cpt8774]

It is impossible for Bert not to talk about himself

[@trevoruhlman9929]

Barefoot criss cross in jeans is nuts😂😂😂

[@FLAK.O3]

That high blood pressure

[@diviningrod2671]

Or lack there off

[@Skankhunter420]

Definitely! Burt is trash. Probably the only time Dana will ever go on their shitty show and he shows up like that. What a loser.

[@GeekExtremist]

That's how I normally sit, lol, but I'm also 1/3 his weight and not interviewing Dana White 😂

[@pandavelli8176]

You know he got stinky ass feet too

[@merrimackvalleyblackdog45]

Nothing like inviting yourself to a party... repeatedly.

[@wespine4805]

You make the best vids

[@peteypaul7877]

Dude I can barely even watch this episode because of Bert. He's not even worth covering. Horrible cringe personality.

[@mattypuddingfingers6562]

This channel would cease to exist if it wasn't covering Bert.

[@alpegg75]

Hey mate, love the channel, just letting you know that the low end on your mic signal is a bit loud and sometimes distorting. Just needs a little cut on the eq around 100 - 250hz to clean it up.

[@_superradical]

Getting Bert for the company Christmas party is equal to a pizza party

[@KevinSmith-vd8rz]

I'd rather have a pizza party

[@MrZeh617]

​@@KevinSmith-vd8rz a Domino's Pizza party, no toppings . 🥃😎

[@harolddalaney]

I'd probably be the only one that recognized him if he came to ours because most the people are hard workers with families. truthfully I'd be embarrassed to admit it and would say I didn't know who he was either lol

[@harolddalaney]

He says they're all morons at the beginning and dana reaction to him saying a million dollars 😂

[@JeremySheppard]

Great video. I love your channel. One note, your mic has tons of compression, it hasn't been this way with other videos. I know I'm always tweaking my preamp and compressor settings, just wanted to give a heads up.

[@whansandceros]

I'm surprised dana even agreed to do this with Bert he seems obv not into berts type of bullshitting

[@Nickolaus-impulseeeeee]

Bert makes me happy i stopped drinking a year ago

[@briandelgado4985]

Bert is the reason I quit drinking lol congrats bro

[@Nickolaus-impulseeeeee]

@@briandelgado4985 congratulations to you as well king keep it up!

[@buzzin-hornet]

Dana didn't miss a thing because he watched his kid's school shows live on a screen. I wonder if his kids see that the same way?? I mean I watch all of Robert De Niro's movies and me and him are practically best friends at this point!

[@mleavitt8104]

But you couldn’t call Robert straight away, & tell him how good it was, or that you were proud of him. It’s not the greatest in the world, but he making a better effort than Bert.

[@buzzin-hornet]

@@mleavitt8104 That’s right, I can’t always call Rob straight away… But that’s just Rob… Good old ‘Robbie Deen’, or ‘THE ROBSTER’ as I’ll usually call him!Lol! That’s just how he is, in fact, I’ve never actually spoke to him in person… But, I think that’s just an longstanding inside joke between the two of us. Others wouldn’t understand! lol he cracks me up. I know he gets all my letters because I write at the bottom of each of the 763 letters I’ve written him (DO NOT REPLY IF WE’RE STILL BESTIES!) and he has NEVER replied yet, so what that tell you? Exactly… we’re like family… 😌🫶🏼

[@WRG-bh8bz]

Thats a bizarre comparison and kind of irrelevant.

[@buzzin-hornet]

@ it’s a joke, I know it’s not the same thing, lighten up dude. What do you think his kids feel about Dana thinking he’s ‘seeing’ his kids perform while not ever actually being with them in person?? Think how little he will actually see his family when travelling the world constantly with the UFC circus?? He’s made enough money to live a secure life for himself, his family and for generations of his family. But he still needs more. As a kid I’d question that mindset. PS. Bobby D says “Hi!” 👋🏼

[@TheBteamairsoft]

Hahahahahaha holy shit Dana White, who goes to a new continent every weekend, is a better dad than Bert.

[@Section8dc]

Bert makes me so happy I quit drinking, watching him brag about drinking since the morning made my stomach turn lol

[@adambarrett9949]

Bert wasnt describing a gambling rush ....he was having a heart attack lol

[@kly1994]

Bert’s head is so big that he forgets he’s a Rogan comic, Rogan is not a Bret Chrysler comic.

[@ryand4533]

Rogan has single handedly killed comedy🤦‍♂️

[@LarryDaLobstah]

wtf is he sitting criss cross apple sauce bare footed???🤮

[@ASDF84.0]

I’ve noticed more people are doing that on podcast.

[@zachz3752]

It's crazy because Tom is certainly no saint, but I can withstand him. But even he seems to be losing his patience or dealing with 2nd hand embarrassment with Bert A LOT now

[@hunterlovett8372]

Ngl glad to have a real reaction channel that gives their thoughs without a green screen or haveijg their face in the video in the top left or right

[@kurioux]

corporate comedians

[@GrandmaDaewood]

Wonderfully said

[@ethangrey6801]

It hurts to watch Bert

[@tito5428]

Humble yourself, the alcohol is only distracting him from the demons

[@brandon8997]

Alcohol isnt a distraction, it is the demon. Alcohol comes from the world Al-kuhl(body eating spirit). Through the two hemispheres of our brain ☯️ we all have demons within us, alcohol just brings you into the left hemisphere(masculine) energy where demons reside. Live in righteousness and love (right hemisphere) you don't get touched. Some people can drink normally, some people become a vessel to that spirit of al kuhl because they're weak in self love

[@juliusnielsen7122]

That's the core issue with addiction in General.

[@kbaifa]

You lost weight bro?? Like the hair too. Thanks for the content keep it up brotha

[@Actual_Human_Take]

Burl Kurler is the Tila Tequila of Comedy

[@diviningrod2671]

Nice one

[@pandavelli8176]

At least Tila was nice to look at, Bret is nauseating to look at AND listen to.

[@sodlaflare]

''I have a passion for gambling'' is crazy, never heard anyone say that before.

[@rickyfitness252]

😂

[@matturner6890]

"That moment of gamble"

[@anthonytrevino3191]

And yet with his surface level douchebag persona, he is the most likeable person in that room.

[@Synthetic-Rabbit]

The way brent casserole interjects himself in the middle of people's sentences will never not be the most annoying thing to me.

[@AquarianNomadic]

😂 Casserole.

[@EJW988]

2 Bears One Grave

[@SutureEntertainment]

DO YOU THINK BERT IS GOING TO GO DOWN THE OWEN BENJAMIN PATH?? ALSO HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANY VIDS ON OWEN? ALSO KEEP IT UP BRO >> U KNOW I HAVE BEEN SUPPORTING SINCE U HAD 60K SUBS ::))) YOURE DOING SOOO GREAT BRO!!!!! KEEP IT UP!!!!!!!! KZbin IS HARDER THAN PEOPLE THINK

[@Mason_____]

So I think both of them know that they’ll get tons of engagement based off hate at this point. Videos like this fuel that machine. No pun intended.

[@plumbussmith]

@3:56 I can't believe Bert thinks he does higher stakes betting than Dana.

[@codycoyote7046]

This guy covers podcasts and he’s really good at it. I Just watched podcast cringe cover the exact same thing 2lazy did. Thanks for the original content.

[@AquarianNomadic]

Same. That was weird.

[@codycoyote7046]

@@AquarianNomadiclike P-cast cringe copied 2lazy verbatim.

[@Renzy_YT]

Bert being ambiguous and undecided about how much he'd gamble so he can keep the conversation about him lol

[@CaptainSmegma]

Tom: So Dana, what is it like being you Dana: Well I tr.. Bert: WELL FOR ME it’s amazing to wake up and be me

[@CamelotLives]

Man... I wasn't ready for this level of drunken cringe.

[@aweigh1010]

Bert is definitely on uppers, probably Adderall. This is textbook classic adderall behavior.

[@GrandmaDaewood]

He’s probably doing more than a therapeutic dose of T each week as well.

[@Marcus96s]

Probably coke, to help him stay up with all that drinking

[@pandavelli8176]

@@GrandmaDaewood. Then how is he staying so fat and not carrying any muscle??

[@biomassmoth]

i noticed that straight away cause i used to be a speed junkie

[@barahng]

Fun fact: Stimulants and alcohol make each other more potent.

[@ابراهيم_محمد_الازهر]

“Pretty embarrassing appearances” is synonymous with Tom and Bert

[@MarkSiosal]

I couldn't understand a word when I watched the original....my bank balance didn't reach the level required. Thanks for the translation.

[@visit402]

That intro was awesome and entertaining. I couldnt understand the guy talking after because of the strong mexican accent. I wish the subs were more accurate