Why Bert Kreischer Has No Friends In Comedy & The Truth About Fully Loaded "Comedy Festival"

[@comedyenforcement]

Happy Friday Y'all:)

[@TheElbowMerchant]

Back atcha.

[@phyliswambui4770]

You too,thank you so much for your input.From East Africa

[@MagnusGalactusOG]

Chama! 🏹

[@beautifulcatastrophe]

😂

[@Potent_Techmology]

on paper they are at the same level? wtf are you even saying my b chappelle had the most popular show in the US during peak cable tv

[@Steambolt_]

The irony of Bert rolling his eyes at stoicism and getting irritated at an ideology that focuses on not letting things irritate you is funnier than the machine story.

[@samanthab1923]

His real shit heel side came out too. He’s not going to listen to an ex ball player or stand up. He’s a know it all.

[@DrWeird-zw5dc]

the deuce i dropped in the toilet 15 minutes ago is funnier than 'the machine' story

[@kongeethegod]

Hey don't you dare ever say that The machine story is "FUN"nee not funny

[@ChrisDesh]

Bert was actually right in this instance

[@Paappa624]

Bro got envious cause a dude who's been dead for two millennia dares to have more influence over the people in the room. What a black hole of self-esteem.

[@berke2336]

I really wish Norm was still alive just to see him make fun of these dudes

[@n0viewers409]

Norm and Tony would have worked off of each other very well, arguably 2 of the best(EDIT: People CAPABLE!) of Roasting out there despite Norms career not being predicated on Roasting... Just for anyone that did not understand what I was trying to say when I said they where two of the best Roasters out there. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ((OG: comment = Norm and Tony would have worked off of each other very well, arguably 2 of the best Roasters out there)} PS: I stand by what I said but I felt the need to specify!

[@GOREDO5]

​@n0viewers409 I love norm. But he was definitely not a "roaster"

[@famalam943]

@@n0viewers409what kind of cope is this? Norm would have hated someone like Tony. Everything about Tony as a person is the type of character he hated. Self involved. Self interested, obsessed with ‘being the best’. Everything about the rogan sphere was antithetical to norm and his philosophy of life.

[@Gothtides]

​@@famalam943 Tony is an actual good comedian to be fair, I don't disagree with your points about Tony but he's not a JRE comedian either.

[@n0viewers409]

@@GOREDO5 Norm always had amazing comebacks, he may not have fronted as a roaster but he was damn good at it.

[@TheElbowMerchant]

Bert Kreischer: Fully Bloated.

[@samanthab1923]

His cruise ship is that Boaty McBoatface ship 😂

[@Cyph3rX]

Epic comment 😂😂😂

[@gooseygames77]

Very funny

[@SixtyEightnOyouOne]

😆😂😆

[@BalkanHazzards]

Bert : Nice to meet ME

[@TheLemur1]

who the fuck is buying tickets to a bert kresisher show

[@18Callahan]

😂😂. His fans like a circus act.

[@NK-le5ws]

this is what I can never figure out.

[@shannongreene1796]

Blue collar tour leftovers.

[@saadhasan2300]

Bert Kreicher with zionist money

[@yawnnasty]

​@@18Callahan Bert Chrysler's fans: ( ⁍᷄⍜⁍᷅ )

[@TheDrizzle56]

Bert has the energy of a spoiled sorority girl during their birthday week at all times

[@skaapu]

Bert is absolutely the rich kid with an n64

[@Bigredwillol]

I have Sirius so i listen to jim and sam and the bonfire... none of them have ever criticized bert. They shit on absolutely everything else

[@ReyO0]

@@Bigredwillolcause their gay.

[@JimmyThree-Balls]

​@@BigredwillolI have KZbin and watch comedy enforcement and he constantly shuts on bert

[@Kennypowers51]

Its funny what poor people imagine is rich. Youre like Joe Dirt.

[@LongDongJohnson0705]

But he's still so annoying you'd rather just play nes alone

[@illegalciv]

Tom segura is one of those kids who will be your best friend, then when all the other kids start teasing you he joins in 😂

[@teddnagurski5583]

I don't know why anyone is friends with Tom. All he does is criticize everyone to make himself look better. His mother, his father, his wife, his kids, his employees, his friends, his fans... Would you be friends with anyone like that?

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@teddnagurski5583 I definitely wouldn't. I thought Tom was still friends with Bert, but I also haven't been paying much attention to them lately, either. I still find Bert to be a lot more annoying than Tom, though.

[@JagWoof]

Tom Segura is one of those friends who likes you, but doesn't much respect you.

[@josef2012]

🎯

[@mikeybrown7810]

What a real best friend should do too 😂

[@MiggsFigs]

When Stav hit him with some words of real value and he just goes “ooohhh capari spritz” that was kind of infuriating

[@DTTWOPP]

Specially cuz stavs sober😂😂

[@EvoDad87]

He does that when people make him uncomfortable with the truth he doesn’t wanna hear.

[@samanthab1923]

Stavie called him out before when he pulled that comics brain isn’t like a pedestrians! 😂

[@DMRJ53]

@@EvoDad87he’s completely dysfunctional.

[@JGreen-tb6ke]

Mad because he included his sister when she arrived is hilarious lol

[@JagWoof]

"Skankfest - What is that, Coachella for middles?" -Colin Quinn

[@InVinoVeratas]

Sounds like a festival for OF creators.

[@gmajor9913]

Just saw a Reddit thread that reposted his Machine story in 2015…first post I saw (from 8 years ago): “He's got exactly one good story and he's gonna rock it till the wheels fall off.”

[@BrothaSmart]

"I hate when stupid people tell me stuff" - Bert Wow.. if everyone felt the same way as Bert he wouldnt have a career 😅

[@nippleswing]

I'd bet the farm that Bert couldn't tell you who the dumbass is in his friendship group.

[@-.-Monster]

bert kreischer genuinely believes it's gonna be years of documentaries and love when he passes instead of like a 10 minute youtube video slapped together by tom that spends 8 of those 10 minutes advertising tom's new special "solo bear"

[@googoogagaboogieboogiewoogie]

Nah, hes going to become a poster child on the dangers of functioning alcoholics.

[@losethOS88]

The yolo solo bear

[@goth_goat_dad]

One Bear One Cave would probably take off stronger unfortunately 💀

[@matthewwendt7315]

I love how stavvy looks like the biggest degenerate but it straight up schooling bert on maturity and wisdom lol

[@DogmadawgMAMR]

He looks like he ran a nudie theater in the 70s

[@WATCHMYCLIPSZ]

Biggest for now,he's gonna get buff soon!

[@explodingmonad4535]

@@WATCHMYCLIPSZ he hurt his foot

[@joshualeafe3230]

Stavvy is a sharp guy, we need more like him.

[@jakej654]

stav is in it for the right reasons

[@archieboy7858]

Bert’s the kind of dude who asks his friends to hold a fake funeral for him..

[@TheNotoriousLCB]

the way Bert genuinely does not let himself internalize even the most basic concepts of stoicism for even a moment is such a poetic microcosm of his “willfully ignorant” mentality in life

[@DGillian6406]

Bert asking Louis CK to tour with him is absolutely fuckin insane!

[@18Callahan]

He honestly thinks he was doing Louis CK a solid favor. Louie and Colin Quinn and Bill Burr, Kevin Hart and so many others see what’s up and want no part of becoming Bert’s manufactured entourage.

[@samanthab1923]

Please tell me that’s a lie? The balls on him. Heard them cal him to do their 5K Run a while back. Louie change your #. Colin Quinn described how Bert keeps asking him to tour. 😂

[@malenaqueteimporta5729]

It’s so embarrassing. I had second hand embarrassment when I saw it the first time.

[@DGillian6406]

@@samanthab1923 it’s true! Louis did an epidode on berts podcast because he was promoting his latest show. He was on Roganband Im sure he was “asked” to do these other shows. The entire episode is ridiculously funny cuz you can tell that Louis realizes what a total idiot bert is!

[@samanthab1923]

@@DGillian6406 Love that 😆👋

[@danceswithtallcans7694]

Bert strikes me as the type of fellow that would purchase a yellow mustang

[@MrKinkysloth]

Eco boost

[@BoJackHorseman_eatshay]

... and then complain about it (but not sell it) because the "ergonomics are bad." No dude... Your ergonomics are bad; you can't fit. *3 months later* "I only got a DUI because cops profile mustangs.Its bullshit... the footage will be up on patreon in a day." ... Dude you were going 40 over on the sidewalk, shirt off, at 11 AM on a Tuesday - (Probably Ari).

[@sunnysoto1084]

In a sea of haters hating here's an actual joke, that's funny.

[@sayithowitis3172]

You know he has one right? Lol

[@AnthonyGalloni]

@@MrKinkysloth🤣🤣

[@20TonChop]

I can't believe how sad it made me realize that when Stavros was making that incredible point about Bert not paying attention to the people he should be and only paying attention to people that could bump his status, Bert wasn't having an epiphany and realizing Stavros was right, he was only making that noise and face because he saw a drink being delivered to him. I made an audible gasp. 17:32

[@BigJoker]

Incredible timing

[@denisebennettahrentzen8340]

Omg!!😢 I can’t believe that I didn’t catch that. How sad.

[@20TonChop]

@@denisebennettahrentzen8340 I have truly never seen someone like Bert. He is unique in his own shitty way. He is a strange guy but he has his funny/good moments. His wife must always feel like a full-time babysitter when he is around. God bless her.

[@losethOS88]

Those drinks did look delicious tbh

[@davidoconnor2133]

I cannot believe I didn't realise that's what he was reacting to and not Stavros' point. Having said that "he's sober....take a look at that" just after I did notice.

[@nahhwe1141]

"$200 to hear The Machine in echo" is so fucking good

[@reygonzalez6021]

Even my mexican brother said nah. And we're down for almost whatever

[@theguardianofthewheel7201]

I thought Bert had reached a moment of realization with Stav but then I realized he was just reacting to the drinks being brought

[@devonwilliams2423]

I absolutely agree, but it’s kind of hard to sit here and tell a guy who is clearly not funny but found a way to Phil 20,000+ seats making 30+ million a year to slow down Even Bert understands the smartest thing to do is to take absolute full advantage of this incredible circumstance, and he has generated enough wealth for literally generations

[@couchman-sw6jy]

😂😅

[@zacharyradford5552]

His net worth isn’t even 30 millions.

[@andybyrd4107]

It’s the funniest thing that he’s ever done. And it was unintentional.

[@famalam943]

I hated Bert the moment I first saw him & I genuinely have no idea why it took so long for so many others to get there.

[@TombRaider666]

PREACh

[@Alfredo-lol]

Same!! I first heard of him from his Special where he had his shirt off….. I knew I didn’t like him from the start I gave him a chance and regretted it Joe Rogan is a trash comedian too

[@scottjohnson6719]

​@@Alfredo-lol Agreed, but at least Rogan is redeemable via his interviewing abilities. Bert... nothing

[@samanthab1923]

The wheels of Justice move slowly. But hey I’m glad others finally caught on. Bloated carcass

[@famalam943]

@@Alfredo-lol first saw him on jre years ago telling that fake ‘gangster taking their pants off’ story & instantly could tell ‘this guy is full of sht’. His body language, the language he used, everything screamed lier and with a needy personality. He’s only gotten worse. I think it’s hilarious he tried to get the ‘tryhard’ documentary taken down multiple times becusze its was 100% accurate

[@adamhs94]

Making videos about Bert is just beating a dead horse at this point.

[@devonwilliams2423]

I’m all for identifying an alcoholic but the guy keeps saying Bert has an easy life because he landed a Will smith deal 6 months out the gate. But clearly works an outrageous amount and we can all see he has inner demons. They identify he says yes to everything while simultaneously saying he’s unfunny. -Who the hell would stop while you’re still able to make 30 million a year while being unfunny? lol I do not think he is funny at all but I wouldn’t say it’s much of a stretch to say he is stoic as he maintains a party fun demeanor despite admitting he’s Conscious of his many short comings

[@pavlovsdogman]

If they get views and make the uploaders money then the horse ain't dead! Reaction videos have been big on KZbin for years but I always see people acting like it's wrong to mock these podcasts and comedians? 🤔 They are all killers and monsters apparently so why would they care? 😆

[@psyience3213]

@@devonwilliams2423that’s narcissism, not stoicism. There’s a big difference between

[@adamhs94]

@@pavlovsdogman I agree with you. We just keep seeing the same clips and arguments over and over again. It’s boring to me personally

[@Tbone_Capone]

@@devonwilliams2423 Ah, sure. Bert Kreischer, the unfunny millionaire stoic, proving that even in comedy, you can laugh all the way to the bank while juggling life’s complexities. Who knew enlightenment came with a side of tequila and dad bod?

[@wadecoppage5583]

I saw Bert in '03 BEFORE he started doing the Russian mob story. I listened to his podcast even watched his tv shows. I worked at an airport and met him a few times, even sat and had a 10 minute conversation with him. I was a big Bert fan. Then he got famous. His drinking became the focal point of his personality, his comedy took a dive (he can still make people laugh just not like it was), and everything became a production, nothing was just real life anymore. Needless to say I don't consume much Bert these days.

[@DagmarTHEUGLIESTSOB]

Bert is his audience, and his audience is dare i say most of America in most ways. And he for sure has mastered the algorithm of social media. He has capitalized on his exposure in an extreme way and luckily for him, most people are easliy "led"

[@glennb33]

Bert is a lonely frat boy burnout. The rich kid who has to pay other kids to hang out with him. :(

[@GorgeouslyStupidThing]

Frat? Surely that dunce didn't go to college. In fact, I'd bet he's a GEDer.

[@samanthab1923]

He has really made a career off of others backs.

[@theJACK__]

point blank.

[@psyience3213]

That’s why he got so mad when people didn’t want to eat his food. He needs people to take his gifts. It all makes sense now

[@BackToWar100]

Exactly, and he will never invite someone like Luis Gay Gomez, someone who will not stand for his shit and inshala fight him. 😂

[@frarfarf]

Segura saying 'we don't have the same audience' is pretty much literally saying 'I'm better than you, you are a comedian for idiots' to his friend/business partner

[@Juggernaut365]

Exactly.

[@Juggernaut365]

Tom also thinks that all his fans are way beneath him too. I feel like he’s in a weird situation where he really hates his fans, but has to put up with them to keep the checks rolling in. I used to like Tim until I saw how quickly money showed his true colors.

[@VigAdventures]

Segura is next up. Dude got far to big for his britches

[@oladeebiazazi4538]

@@Juggernaut365Really, this my first time hearing anything negative about Tom.

[@TrollHunterxXx]

I personally think Bert is the funnier person and also standup … but that’s my stupid opinion. Would rather hang with Bert and see Bert’s your than anything with Tom. I think Tom is funny … but Bert rules

[@Biggums_Tyrone]

I hope someday I find somebody that looks at me the way Bert looks at alcohol

[@skills7585]

😂😂😂

[@Sue_Me_Too]

I hope some day I find somebody that looks at me the way I look at alcohol.

[@GorgeouslyStupidThing]

​@@Sue_Me_TooLolol

[@abc123lov7]

Lots of guys do you just ignore them.

[@DGillian6406]

I’m looking! I’m down to eat some kitkat! 😛😉

[@dakotatotten5355]

Man Louise CK spelled it out for him and he just said ya I’m doing that theatre completely missing the analogy he’s laying out .

[@johng1538]

Sorry I can't open for you at that minor league baseball park in Iowa...I'M DOING MSG.

[@chrisjordan213]

People that go to see Bert live are the same type of people who got tickets to see Charlie Sheens live Torpedo of Truth tour in 2011.

[@leonardsr.1389]

Bart Christmas is the number 1 comedian Katt was talking about

[@TheGreatPewpyOne]

​@PacmanBrunner bruh chill it really wasn't that funny..

[@DTTWOPP]

Ya bert sucks at comedy for sure. But this guys take that theres so many more successful comedians is so fuckin stupid. There were 3 more SUCCESSFUL comedians than bert last year. Just 3. This is just a job these guys have. They can spin it however they want, but success in business is strictly determined on how well you do financially. Not up for debate. Unfunny bert shits on all but three of these funnier comedians hes compared to.

[@angusyoung119]

I think Schaub truly was the #1, Bert was the immediate 2nd

[@josecezar7903]

*Burnt Crickets

[@austindolan7182]

uhhhhhh hundred percent!

[@devonwilliams2423]

I absolutely agree, but it’s kind of hard to sit here and tell a guy who is clearly not funny but found a way to fill 20,000+ seats making 30+ million a year to slow down Even Bert understands the smartest thing to do is to take absolute full advantage of this incredible circumstance, and he has generated enough wealth for literally generations Stav is funny and knows he has a lifelong career in comedy Bert Haz people he can leverage and a joke he has turned into a golden goose

[@A91367]

I don’t know Bert fans. Actually curious what they’re like … what is someone like who pays to see Bert

[@joelpiroecansniffagoal]

Redacts

[@Monkeymoo1122]

They are alcoholics. They like to hang out with each other. So alcoholics is the answer.

[@AppalachianChaplin]

My father. And I hate him with a burning passion, so there yuh go lol

[@A91367]

@@AppalachianChaplin 😂

[@jakestorey457]

They are the kids of people who used to pay to see Larry the Cable Guy

[@hermitjayt]

You don't demand respect. You earn it. If its by force, people will turn on you as soon as they can.

[@touger9759]

"I could read the books to and tell you what they say." "Its putting them into practice." A perfect response to a stupid statement. Reading the bible and repeating whats in it doesnt make you a Christian, athiests recite verses all the time, its putting it into practice in your life. Bert cant handle anything that practices self retraint.

[@KpopLovahr]

It's not that he doesn't have friends in comedy , he just doesn't have friends at all . Everything he does is for himself and has no redeeming qualities to bond with people ...

[@samanthab1923]

He’s barely a father to his kids or husband to Liane. How can he be a good friend to anyone. He’s an empty bring. Just hot air

[@alisab4811]

​@samanthab1923 how could you possibly know how he is in his home? I find it so wierd when people think they know all these things about someone they literally don't know lol.

[@samanthab1923]

@@alisab4811 He’s talked about it. He knows he’s a bad dad & rebels in it. They are nothing without him & his money. He describes himself as another one of Liane’s kids.

[@alisab4811]

@samanthab1923 ive heard the podcast where he says that, nd many couples will describe the husband as another child to care for, I've personally heard that at least a dozen times irl, it doesn't really mean that he's not an important part of their family or that they're not present... it means he's a man child in at least some ways (as alot of men are, especially when they have a wife that willingly takes the riens.) I'm just saying, you're taking something he said that was light hearted and making it into something much more serious. Again, you must know hearing a comment on a podcast doesn't mean you know how his house is or how his family feels about him.... Also, his kids love him and he clearly loves them... so no matter what ever self-deprecating shit he says, or 'shitty' things he does as a dad, I doubt it's as bad as you're making it out to be. Idk how he is at home, my point is neither do you... Nd what do you mean by 'they are nothing without him and his money' are you saying that or are you saying he said that?

[@alisab4811]

@samanthab1923 ive heard the conversation you're referring to, many couples describe the husband as another child to care for tho, I've personally heard that at least a dozen times irl, it doesn't really mean that he's not an important part of their family or that they're not present... it means he's a man child, in at least some ways (as alot of men are, especially when they have a wife that willingly takes the riens.) I'm just saying, you're taking something he said that was light hearted and making it into something much more dark. I don't know what he's like at home, I'm just saying, neither do you... Hes probably irresponsible nd clearly a dumb ass yes, but he loves his daughters, nd from what ive seen they love him too, so can it really be as bad as you're tryna make it? I guess if you wanna think you have some type of insight on his personal life and relationships that's cool, but really you heard a comment on a podcast nd know nothing about their day to day lives... Nd what did you mean by 'they are nothing without him and his money'? Did he say that or are you saying that?

[@Cas_anova]

To be fair, all of the resentment from these comedians on that tour comes from their inability to just say no.

[@dandy_griffith]

No, it comes from the awareness that they’re having to ride the coattails of a guy who is so much less talented and funny than they are.

[@matturner6890]

@@dandy_griffith Yes, but they DON'T HAVE TO!! They can just leave him to himself and be funny on their own... right??

[@dandy_griffith]

@@matturner6890 Theoretically, yes. But it doesn’t always work that way. Show business is not a meritocracy. Bert’s ridiculous success is the best evidence of that.

[@Cas_anova]

@@dandy_griffithThey don’t have to, it’s their decision and that’s on them.

[@DesertDawg-oq5fg]

For some of them that are incredibly wealthy like Tony Hinchcliffe, Mark Normand etc they are just doing a favor for a buddy and taking an easy paycheck which is why they’re only working one weekend each. For veteran comics like Soder and Oakerson, they do OK, but they know this tour could give them more exposure and be the thing that helps them sell specials to Netflix or play bigger rooms. Also remember, Bert may be irritating, but he is a nice guy who takes care of his people very well.

[@YizzERR]

Bert's *alcoholism* aside, the intro to this really displays a reoccurring theme I've noticed with Joe Rogan: dude likes to haphazardly shit on his so-called friends.

[@gymbmymb3465]

He has the alpha meat head mentality and he achieved that status within the realm of not only comedy and UFC but podcasting too. It's very likely he is an American government asset as well, even if you're self-made you do not get to be the top of anything in media without the American government approving it.

[@DesertDawg-oq5fg]

No, he really just does that to Bert but he’ll do it to his face, especially during the Sober October podcast. If you watch one of the newer episodes, the last few years every time Bert starts talking the other three guys look at each other, smirking silently making fun of him. And Bert is too fixated on himself to notice

[@richborn6700]

He made all his friends rich and successful just being in his circle. But none of them are as motivated or talented as Joe so they had ceilings in place Rogan does not. He'll always be more powerful in their groups, and because of that untouchable status he can shit on any of them. But if one of them disparage him, they're cut off and that is the end. Bert and Tom will never detach themselves from the JRE tit

[@atetraxx]

That's just dudes man. It's fine

[@HingleMcCringleberryX21J]

@@richborn6700Are you saying that Joe is a talented comedian? Because his podcast, money, and fame prop up his comedy career far more than his jokes do. Joe is easily one of the least funny people in the Rogansphere and that’s the irony of it.

[@underhandedoverachiever]

This just feels more like you want people to not like him. I mean, I don't really care for him. He's good the first time only. But, this whole video really just feels like a personal attack at him by you.

[@AHPUROshankarMALDITO]

Very Redbar type channel

[@davidblank420]

"Everything has to be yes" This is what is called "Entitlement" everybody.

[@levishepard3696]

This kid is really making a career shitting on the same 5 comedians for a half hour once a week.

[@xSuperCartmanx]

I mean they give him endless content

[@18Callahan]

He’s exposing the bull sh*t. Looking behind the curtain. Shows how money spent on advertising a strategic photo ops with fake friends lets him tag off other people’s fame to promote himself. Bets a real life cheater brand. He buys the billboards & advertising press, the phony awards and his friends. There’s a sucker born every minute and Bert needs them to buy tickets.

[@solaireastora5394]

You watched it

[@robyee3325]

Fuck for real

[@SalamiCellar]

It's entertaining to watch so who gives a damn

[@MrXlastcallx]

If you've ever been to an AA meeting, which I have, you'd know immediately that Bert is the definition of an alcoholic. Not just any alcoholic, an active one. Not a shocker, but terribly sad for him, and worse for all his loved ones.

[@JayJay-kk9xt]

I’m not sad for him or his loved ones, I’m sad for us

[@nopes4545]

Yep! Always the same ol' shit, too. "I don't drink as much as I used to!" "I can control my drinking!" "I got in shape!" Yeaahh, sure, bud! 😉. Pour another two...or ten...or... who's counting?!?

[@nickm8874]

His wife knew who he was when she married him

[@alfgwahigain5544]

Alcoholism and narcissism.

[@ts9216]

Funniest part of this is Tom segura thinking he has a different audience than Bert

[@jemmysmith8661]

that's what i was thinking I put them of the same level

[@twintalk2943]

Berg tells jokes to alcoholics, Tom tells jokes to suburban parents. There’s a lot of cross over, but they seem like different fans to me.

[@Jeremycox33]

Nah, Tom is great on stage and his unreleased material is better than ever. I've never been into Bert.

[@accuser_of_the_brethren7816]

Been watching for a few months, never commented but wanted to say, great upload man. I dig the new hairdo too, makes you look more professional or something.

[@Jabba_Deez_Huttz]

I saw Big J and Soder riding a golf cart from the beach in Daytona they looked stoned, it made my day.

[@mischiefner]

they definitely were stoned, lol

[@PuppetzWitAttitudez]

He is a celebrity lolcow

[@mahtinown-eel]

Like stuttering John

[@missyelliot6237]

Ugh that is so true!

[@DibbzTV]

THE celebrity Lolcow

[@Black-dog-likes-walks]

Who are the people that attend the Bert Kreisher arena tours? I’ve honestly never met a person online or in person that likes his act or podcast / shows

[@marcob2137]

I had a coworker who listened to Bert. He was in the shop listening to him on a podcast and laughing. I was in awe 😮

[@cactaceous]

Everyone I know who is a fan of comedy thinks Bert is the most annoying and unfunny personality in comedy. I don’t know a single person who likes him.

[@zacharymoore9596]

The normies that don’t pay attention to anything worth while in life. They are just slobbering through life. Those types of people like creeps like Burnt Lawnchair

[@dleoner1]

No lie, I was about to get a roommate and the moment he said he was a HUGE fan of “that guy who takes his shirt off and does the Russian gangster story.” Yeah, that was the sign that he was a straight up buffoon with no clue what funny is.

[@samanthab1923]

Same people who made Dane Cook & Mencia popular. It’s not for the refined palette. Quintity not quality

[@LongDongJohnson0705]

I wish all the comics would give their true honest opinions and feelings about bert...especially big jay

[@18Callahan]

Big Jay knows what’s up. They’re friendly enough. He’s getting paid. The end.

[@phyliswambui4770]

Exactly...friends would be honest with him.Sad how they will talk when he finally breaks

[@dblcrwn1374]

Whooaaa you definitely explained all this perfectly... great work my friend

[@drakecluphf2820]

A buddy and I went to Fully Loaded tour at The Gorge in Washington State. The lineup was stellar, loved all the comics. Bert gets up there and just starts telling "The Machine" story 🙄 he had like zero new material. We bailed in the middle of his set, lol.

[@DLHarv]

No one likes talking about Bert more than Bert and I’m 28 minutes deep I’m going to power through this. I’m not doing it for Bert. I’m doing it for comedy enforcement.

[@comedyenforcement]

real one

[@redgey5163]

Jesus, I actually thought BK was having a massive realisation at what Stavros said, but it was excitement directed towards the Capari Spritz. That was some wild unintentional bittersweet humor we just sat through.

[@dappleben7223]

Bert's the kind of guy that reminds you it's a good thing to have stern boundaries with certain people.

[@mindingthegaps]

Exactly. Let him serve as a warning.

[@nicolasdupuis114]

How ?

[@jameshall4382]

Not a full Bert lover here but: Bert>the creator of this content 🤷‍♂️ Also: Tom has and will alway take the piss out of Bert to thee upmost/worsed levels of anyone. This is a true genuine friendship and out of context can look like Tom is piling on. He isnt. He has been stating Berts death/loss of Limbs to Diabetes etc for yrs 😅

[@philthy4242]

This whole vid seems a bit jaded... Bert has achieved more than most (deserved or not). If he is so lazy and untalented, then go out and do it yourself.

[@SphazeTV]

Imagine waking up to this video if you're bert. This guy goes so hard on them.

[@expertbrian8314]

2 Bears, 1 Cave, 0 Laughs

[@scat_in_da_hat6648]

I’ve never enjoyed watching a downfall so much it’s kind of sickening

[@spencers3528]

Same 😂

[@JimBowSlice]

What about the thicc boy?

[@Tony.Dreamer]

The Aubrey downfall is pretty good too

[@useruseruser501]

He just deserves the downfall so much. He's a terrible person. Terrible father. Terrible friend. Terrible comedian. Man child. Obsessed with himself. God awful fake laugh. He has zero redeeming qualities.

[@theinternetsucks2237]

What fucking downfall he sells out arenas. I dislike him but what the fuck

[@ItsMeCalamity]

The reason he included his sister was very self serving. If you listen closely-just before Bert mentions his sister-Bert laments that he started the Fully Loaded tour because he felt like he wasn’t being included. In his own words, he says it’s because he “wouldn’t be invited” to other comedy tours so he had to start his own. Starting his own tour actually really stokes his ego, primarily because he’s in charge, but perhaps just as importantly he’s able to get actual funny comedians to hang out with him and, as a bonus, he has them open for him so that he finishes as the “Star act” even though he’s definitely always the worst comedian on the stage. He’s a star in his own mind; the tour gives him fuel and stokes his ego because he’s able to film himself hanging out with funny people and he feels that sort of validates him and he thinks that if comedy fans see their favorite comic hanging out with him that many he will gain some of their fans. He’s apparently paying well, so well that some won’t turn him down, and in doing so he has them working for *him* , thus placing him in the position of power. A star-studded lineup, who are there solely because Bert is paying them big bucks to do standup but the downside for the comics is that Bert seems to have made it understood that he’s not just paying them to do standup and prop him up on stage, he’s paying them handsomely for their time. Based off what some of these comics touch on here, Bert is not just paying them for their time on stage, but off stage as well. He’s got camera crews everywhere and is expecting these comics to party on camera with him-whether they want to or not-in an effort to get footage to signal to the audience “See! if you think so-and-so is funny, you should think I’m funny too! Look how much they love and respect me! Here’s us playing HORSE and taking shots of tequila while they fake laugh at my corny jokes. This is footage for a future documentary, in case I ever run out of money, too by the way.” They are clearly uncomfortably with it and just want to do the standup without all the dorky, fake, extra stuff for Bert to mug at the camera and show off. So he’s basically going in the hole to do these shows, I’m sure, as he’s investing in himself and his image by paying comedians an obscene amount of money to help validate him and then open for him as though he’s some kind of comedic legend. It would be funny if it weren’t so desperate and sad. The reason why he’s so obsessed with recording is not because he wants to make sure people see him doing good deeds for nothing; He only said it was that horrible thing because he’d rather everyone think he has an obsession with recording than to realize the embarrassing truth is he’s trying to get clout by recording himself having conversations with comics who probably don’t like him that much and certainly don’t respect him after he has someone shove a boom mic in their faces when they think they are just having some down time. Stav suggests to Bert he shouldn’t spend so much time, money, energy and effort into securing a line up of top tier stand ups who are way out of Bert’s league and, as Bert himself admits, might not invite him to hang out or do standup with them in a reversed role. Stav is actually very sweet and kind on top of being a brilliant comedian, so he essentially breaks it to Bert in a way nicer way than I’m putting it-although Bert is clearly already painfully aware of what Stav is telling him and just pretends he isn’t because he doesn’t want people watching to realize that he knows exactly why he’s doing this: for clout. Not companionship, fun or even actual friendship. He wants to be associated with comedy giants, even though he’s far from what most people would even consider funny. All in the hopes that someday, someone might name him a comedy giant, too. Again, in a really cool but upfront way, Stav carefully and rightly breaks it to Bert that he should invest more into the people who he is likely neglecting in his life…people that actually do want him around…rather than a bunch of people who are just in it for the money and don’t even like Bert. This advice doesn’t suit Bert for painfully obvious reasons-his wife, kids, sister and others can’t give him that same validation and reassurance that he can get by PAYING comedians to hang out with him on camera and come open for him on his tour, where he’s paying to be the star. 🤯 We know Bert already understands all this but he doesn’t want the audience to see his true nature and his calculated narcissism. This is again why he quickly interrupts Stav to go out of his way to bring attention to his sister and the drinks she made as a way to distract viewers from realizing how narcissistic he is. Bert really is the ultimate Try-Hard, chasing celebrity and fame. Bert is smug, lazy and leeches off other people’s celebrity; No sooner did Stav mention his advice to Bert about making sure he doesn’t neglect true friends, Bert wasted no time in interrupting before quickly and awkwardly gesturing towards his sister, turning the conversation towards her and her cocktail as if to say “See, I still include the little people in my life and make time for them” He really is a weird guy who lies nonstop and is always looking for ways to elevate his fame. He’s literally famous for nothing

[@ajensetta]

Thank you for this. It's so helpful to know that one's comedy opinions actually might be right. Cheers!

[@Buckeye-c3s]

I’m over these “comedians”

[@bffalcon3378]

Yet here you are

[@woahitstheillusion9749]

​@@bffalcon3378this is literally the "These Comedians: I'm Over Them" channel

[@BOBBIEVALINTINE]

​@@bffalcon3378 bert or other guy don't own this channel 😂

[@bffalcon3378]

@@BOBBIEVALINTINE yes but to say you don't like someone then to literally watch content 100% about that same person is just weird. I understand hate watching but at the same time just watch him if you want to watch him that badly. It has nothing to do with anyone owning a KZbin channel

[@BOBBIEVALINTINE]

@bffalcon3378 so what. It bothers you so much you need to write a whole paragraph. Lol Edit=maybe you should watch them

[@sernastyle]

Bert made the Highest Grossing list with festival shows with 8+ comedians on each one. The others made the list with just openers and middles.

[@famalam943]

“People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis”

[@bigbusiness87business2]

don’t we all kind have to do business or pay people to be around as we get older though.even if we just rent the boat 🤷🏻‍♂️ya know . people don’t show up for shot anymore with out an incentive

[@DesertDawg-oq5fg]

That’s not really true, the rest of the year Bert is selling out professional sports arenas by himself with just regular openers and middles.

[@ShirleyTimple]

Just because idiots are rampant doesn't make bert funny

[@Kelticfury]

The moment that I realized Bert was a fucking alien was when he proudly proclaimed to Tom Segura on a podcast that wiping his ass barehanded was a "game changer".

[@TheFergo911]

What? You know that a lot of people outside of America wipe their ass with their hands. I just don't know the context of the comment. I just know if you think Bert is dumb for wiping his ass with his hand, it isn't is all.

[@Kelticfury]

@@TheFergo911 cool story bro

[@Mr.H0LLYW00D]

​@TheFergo911 I don't think you understand what you're saying 😂 Bert is a rich man in America, why would he need to wipe with his hands? He's not someone from a 3rd word country.

[@TheFergo911]

@@Mr.H0LLYW00D yeah like I said what's the problem if he did. I know of people who use water to wipe their ass and not toilet paper and they live in Western world. S wiping ur ass with toilet paper mean your rich 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MF_Zurg]

@@TheFergo911 Those people are disgusting 🤮

[@sayithowitis3172]

Love your content!

[@InVinoVeratas]

Bert the type of guy to be 60 years old, but still act 16.

[@NA86737]

I hate how much Rogan has to bring up how great someone is as a person. I don't give shit if a comedian is a good person I actually prefer having no opinion of them outside their comedy. That's the problem with Rogan's toxic positivity of no busting on comedians. None of these guys would be able to deal with the Tough Crowd era of comics they would all shut down just being told they are stupid.

[@DRDOOM62]

Anthony jesilnik might be a douchebag. But at least he's funny

[@TheFergo911]

Rogan I think has done the whole calling out comedians and it is from that one time of him doing it that had him question if doing that was something that was good for his mind. I think he is firm on what is good comedy and what is not but he doesn't go out and yell it from a mike or insult the person into quieting. He is more about doing that behind a door while saying it in a kind manner. I am all for that, this whole burning a fire under a comedians ass because the audience doesn't like them is the behaviour of a low life. No quality about such people imo. I remember seeing a video of Rogan using his louder ton with a hint of insults to get bobby to spill on Carlos and I thought that was the same thing you are asking him to do but for comedians who aren't good. That behaviour is the behaviour of a low life. I don't respect it and I guess from listen to Rogan I surmise that he doesn't appreciate his behaviour at that time as well.

[@TheFergo911]

@stevvvvveperry that's an extreme comment "1 in 10". I don't even listen to Rogan's podcast because of the off chance he gets a good comedian on. But that is a personal preference. But I agree we are over exposed to a lot of things and listening to comedians talk about comedy as much as it is being talked about today is too much.

[@dleoner1]

I just wish Patrice O’Neal was still with us. Bert would’ve quit comedy 10 years ago when he should’ve because he wouldn’t be able to take Patrice’s honesty.

[@hannibalb8276]

It's also funny because Rogan himself is a terrible person, and all the people he cites as "good people" are also, of course, terrible. Think of how often Rogan has shilled for someone like Alex Jones, an OBJECTIVELY TERRIBLE person, the real tragedy here is that Rogan is as popular as he is and has the influence he does. Most of these awful people would never be known names if it wasn't for Rogan pushing them.

[@TrunkyDunks]

The funniest part about this, is that bert will probably watch this and get upset 😂

[@lesliedegnan]

Bert's holding actual comedians hostage. 😅

[@yourdashingheroidol7909]

Bert says standup comedy comes easy to him.....but shitty standup would come easy to anyone, no?

[@kedikilwe]

I'm not Bert's biggest fan, but this is a paper thin hit piece. Could win gold at the Olympics for how much OP is stretching it.

[@Snipey1904]

Bert looks like a pimple.

[@18Callahan]

That’s hilarious 😂

[@kdubb666]

I always thought the cowardly lion

[@a.azazagoth5413]

@@kdubb666100% I have been trying to place who he reminds me of and it’s the cowardly lion.

[@mynameismudd1518]

Bro. You should call this “By the way” 😂 If there was a drinking game where we take a shot every time you say it. I’d be hammered right now Hahaha!!

[@JustinLopezPROD]

Lmao you’re right, he was even saying it as I read this

[@Nobodyman6979]

Why are u correcting people on KZbin bro. Disappear permanently.

[@mynameismudd1518]

@@Nobodyman6979 Awe. Who hurt you sweetheart? 😆

[@Cyber_Cowboy]

​@Nobodyman6979 Is your comment directed at a now deleted comment? Because you make absolutely no sense.The main comment or anyone else hasn't corrected anybody. Do you understand what the definition of correcting is?

[@matturner6890]

@@Cyber_Cowboy He appears to have disappeared permanently. Username checks out tho, can't fault him.

[@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276]

Redbar’s favorite Mexican comedy commentator.

[@maddieyoung1658]

You mean mancow?

[@YourWifesBoyfriend]

Redbar's watching

[@jaymann4340]

@@maddieyoung1658444

[@pharaohmonkey1616]

Redbar is withering!

[@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276]

@@pharaohmonkey1616 it’s true. He’ll be dead any day now.

[@Dirty_mike_and_dem_boys]

I fucking hate for Bart says performative… it’s not, it’s narcissism

[@wermzer1312]

Bert will inevitably hit his Bam Margera story arc.

[@YounginDaGoat]

Dam bro you going crazy on Bert for striking your vids 😂

[@BXBZ88]

If Bert was asked to choose to be the funniest but not really famous OR really famous but not the funniest.......... You know he would choose the fame. Narcissism, Look at me, centre of attention....... That is his M.O.

[@invisibleadversary]

For all the comedians you cover who seem to be genuinely bad people, Bert actually seems to have a pretty good heart. He’s just screwed up. I hope he gets the help he needs.

[@matturner6890]

I really think you're off the mark here. He seems to me like a covert narcissist who only shows his true monstrous anger off-camera. The story about him screaming bloody murder at Joe List for daring to order food for a party they were at when he wanted to kinda gives that away. Someone with a decent heart wouldn't have to pay people to be friends with him, or say things ON CAMERA TO POTENTIALLY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE like "Our kids? Oh they're my wife's kids, they're not my kids... and they're nothing without me".

[@odoylerules360]

This whole thing is some Real Housewives shit.

[@jimmccormick6091]

Bert has PROBLEMS. Sooner or later, they are going to come out in a huge way. Bert< you may want to do more than stopping drinking, my friend.

[@CptCupcake5]

I watched all of these podcasts and didn’t think anything weird about it lol. Interesting to see the clips showcased in this light.

[@Daltro777]

That's what I'm saying, this channel and a couple others, feels like they get an idea in there mind, then craft a video that spins the narrative into whatever it is they want. Not hating on them, but alot of these videos/channels have no substance and are only there to get them clicks.

[@sticklerbestickling]

@@Daltro777lol yeah I feel the same way. It’s kinda wild how big channels like this have gotten. I mean good for these shows but it seems like they read into most everything *way* too much. I’ve heard comedians comment on channels like this in their podcasts & talk about how weird & off it usually is.

[@joshdyer3270]

The serious look on berts face when he is talking about how tom isn't that smart is disgusting it is actually repulsive.

[@PenceJoel]

That went over your head bud. They were clowning Bert so he deflected and tried to make a joke that he knew wasn't funny. He knows tom is smart.

[@joshdyer3270]

@@PenceJoel oh oops whatever lol i still hate bert with a passion 🤣

[@winstonalexander3948]

People are sleeping on Stavy. A man who looks like that and says whatever is on his mind is a f*cking living legend.

[@thexxplosive1]

People who hate on Bert are just that ... haters. He's a normal dude living everyone's dream. Fuck the haters, bert is the man.

[@ts9216]

5:16 he says no you didn’t have to surf like it was him getting away with not having to participate in gym class

[@robyee3325]

Lol

[@sparticus55667]

Bert can't comprehend anything because he's always too busy thinking of what to say next. Also he's an alcoholic, they aren't exactly known for their discipline

[@HeartFeltGesture]

Along with a terrible diet and a high drug and alcohol intake, Kreischer drinks a gallon of Kool-Aid Red daily, he wont be around to annoy us for long.

[@MasMarDance]

Saying he has no discipline is wild. He works hard. You can't take that away from him. If anything he's working too much and is putting his face out there to much. As far as his comedy style, it isn't for everyone but that's ok.

[@AHPUROshankarMALDITO]

I agree but comic nerds want their heroes to shine too

[@AnimalStomper]

I bet he watches this

[@VulgarBeyondSteel]

He probably only watches videos about himself lol

[@jordanlucasthemusician]

hes the comedy version dj khaled

[@jeffinphx517]

Brilliant summary.

[@seanyjizz]

I think this channel needs a rebranding from Comedy Enforcement to Lowest Hanging Fruit

[@YourWifesBoyfriend]

How dare you say that during pride month?

[@RockinDave1]

same, I still find the idea of taking comments clrealy made in jest (ala Tony on Two Bears) and analysing them as if they are seriously ripping into and hating on each other to be funnier than a lot of stand up comedians on the scene currently! This channel could not exist if people in current times weren't reading far too much into jokes, this guy is no different he is just reading different things from jokes than others who mostly just assume offensive jokes are serious points of view.

[@Grymalus]

Mad props to this channel, unlike the others you actually show your face and arnt scared.

[@just-nala]

I am not an expert but what you are describing as negative, phony or else is just “business”: the man knows he works in a profession where taste swings fast. He’s just capitalizing as much as possible, as fast as possible, as he may fear things (like fame or social relevance) won’t last forever (and he’s not wrong). The interesting bit in here is the self fulfilling prophecy: the faster and stronger he may do this, the shorter the span where that swing may occur.

[@TheGrowBros]

When bert runs from demons...he runs harder than he ever has

[@bigmammaprodontwitter]

33 minutes for Bert? Dude only needs a 3 minute video.

[@debrainned]

" Bert needs to stop pissing off other comics." "Bert needs to stop trying to use 2 bears as a therapy session." Which one?

[@lainmurph3993]

Makes perfect sense why Burt hates stoicism seeing as a lot of it is about controlling your ego and not being so full of yourself, while that literally sums up who burt is as a person.

[@kieranmccue6698]

Learned im a stoic today. I have always just called it conducting myself with integrity.

[@neilbaldwin1492]

I just want ou to know that I only hear about an of this stuff through your channel. Thanks man. :)

[@18Callahan]

Type in Bert Kreischer isn’t funny in the you tube search bar. 😂 Bert Kreischer sucks but he’s part of the Hollywood BS machine. THATS WHY HES NOT MOVING TO AUSTIN. he has to live where he has access giant billboards, and can get recognition once in a while on the street. Bert is addicted to the fake lifestyle that he thinks is reality. Money before God & family.

[@Hu54644]

Yeah this dude has created a anti fan fiction reality. I enjoy his creativity