Joe Rogan Calls Out Bert Kreischer's SERIOUS Problem

[@comedyenforcement]

Have a good Sunday!:)

[@beautifulcatastrophe]

🎉

[@GordonCaledonia]

No rest on the Day of Rest these days. The torture never stops, as Frank Zappa said...

[@marcob2137]

You too, guapo 😘

[@therockandthesock]

My guy you’re looking healthy 💪 great video as usual bro

[@bones4609]

You too buddy. Just out of curiosity is this dude mexican or what

[@teachmg428]

I’m driving to an AA meeting right now, listening to Joe Rogan talk about Bert and completely agreeing. Then I think about how annoying Joe Rogan is when he drinks, especially when you see him drunk on kill Tony and he seems like the only person in the room who doesn’t realize how annoying he’s being. Also, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Tom deep down doesn’t really mind Bert drinking that much. Even with all his success, it’s not hard to see that Tom is a pretty insecure man and likes to have that friend who doesn’t have his shit together because it makes him look better and/or allows them to not really focus on himself. If I was Bert’s best friend, starting an alcohol company with him would be a nightmare in my mind.

[@1859TorchBearers]

you gotta be a grim reaper meddling with alcohol at all especially on a scale of a multimilition dollar vodka company

[@parthenocarpySA]

Edit that out! Joe is hilarious! Edit that out! Joe would not like you to leave that part in. Please edit it!

[@thesimulation9651]

Toms is to Bert as the bride is to six chunky bridesmaids

[@Brandon-tk2rw]

solid analysis...

[@Ruthy101]

Amen

[@DaveDave-z9v]

If you think Bert ever did sober October honestly.. your dreaming

[@18Callahan]

He admitted it that he never quit drinking. Just exercised more and cleaned up his diet. He’s a phony inside and out.

[@dlemon90]

At the least, he just upped his Xanax intake to compensate… but I can remember him saying “a couple drinks at night is not DRINKING”

[@JimBob-eg7vq]

You're

[@SNAPEGRASS]

@@JimBob-eg7vq Your*

[@michael_c2]

Honestly, even if he was sober he would probably just pretend he was still drinking because it's a branding thing for him now.

[@GeneticallyDefectiveBroski]

Joe's never afraid to be brutally honest with everyone; but himself.

[@CoryHatfield]

aspergers

[@vanessarenee1018]

Like most people,unfortunately😕

[@degenerate-GEEZER]

​@@CoryHatfieldwtk are you seriously saying you think Joe Rogan has Asperger's????? I seriously think the human race is not long from collapse seeing how crazy stupid people are getting

[@grandpaballsack]

Tom not at least agreeing that Bert can benefit from Sober October just proves the point that he loves an active alcoholic as his partner to deflect from his own shortcomings. Pathetic

[@lupo3694]

@@grandpaballsack also they own a freaking vodka brand. It is no longer in Toms financial interest to act like he cares about Berts health. They've got booze to sell now. And we all know how much Tom loves his money.

[@augoosto11]

I think it may actually mean he is in stage 4 liver failure. My uncle just died from it, and they told him point blank at the hospital that there was no reversing the damage at this point, so he just rode it til the wheels came off.

[@nickm8874]

I’d judge him more if he cared if Bert lived or died tbh

[@mikelcory4065]

There was a look on Tom’s face when he looks away that said “do I do the right thing for my friend m, or do I make money?” And of course he stayed silent, choosing the money, obviously. He needs money more than friends so he won’t ever have to be a poor .

[@freddymaximo5767]

At the end of the day bert is a grown ass man. You cant force no one into sobriety. If anything that's his wife's job to clean up that mess

[@Tyranno-Bore-Us]

I assume Bert fans are the same people who watch PowerSlap.

[@thegarbagefly]

Yeah

[@funkk]

🤣🤣

[@ekim333]

I assumed they're the ones who compete in it

[@ThomasMartin-j6t]

He has fans?

[@jivory21]

I feel attacked cause I love powerslap 😂😂😂

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

Joe mocking Bert crying was actually pretty funny 😂

[@anthonyrivera4547]

I don't think joe liked em calling him a idiot to dana, especially when Joe probably put dana on to them.

[@GordonCaledonia]

Dana probably had zero clue who Burp Krashcar was.

[@pavlovsdogman]

He is an idiot though. 🦍

[@FarmHandz-cx4rn]

​@@GordonCaledoniaand when he found out he left having 0 respect for Bert.

[@SekUno-b4i]

He called him a moron, getting to comfy

[@tylerlawwill1761]

Whenever an obvious moron calls someone you actually know a moron you quickly realize who's who

[@GordonCaledonia]

Segura acting like HE HIMSELF doesn't have problems. The guy is a psycho.

[@lupo3694]

@@GordonCaledonia worst thing is he is boring af on podcasts.

[@SebastianTheCrab-qj6ti]

@@lupo3694yeah toms really not bad. He made a comment about poor people and sometimes isn’t funny

[@Adam444Tv]

@@lupo3694too bad I have a thing for Christina 😂

[@GordonCaledonia]

@@lupo3694 He's yet another comedian who cannot be funny off the cuff. Bill Burr makes himself laugh off the cuff by things HE HIMSELF riffs on when he does his podcast! Segura isn't naturally funny, he's just naturally a psycho who hates most things in life.

[@GordonCaledonia]

@@Adam444Tv She has always come off as someone who would be dead in bed, cold, she's super neurotic.

[@millhousemillard2140]

Don't ever compare Tom segura to Louis CK please

[@devincross325]

I’m not even at that part in the video. But absolute fucking facts 🙏🏽

[@jimlynch4336]

I agree! Completely different styles and level of greatness. I like a lot of different styles, and Tom and Bert too are more storytellers than straight up comics. Louie is more old school, and he is one of the greats all time in my opinion. Whatever makes you laugh - I don’t judge if you enjoy the comedy. But - I agree 100%, and I guess that they would as well.

[@sid6p0int7]

I miss his show Louie. Talk about some awkward situations

[@mikemulligan5731]

Yeah, CK forced girls to watch him beat off by locking the door to the room and then standing between it and the victims, whereas Segura isn't famous enough to get away with doing something like that for anywhere near as long an amount of time.

[@vanessarenee1018]

Yea, use to love CK but he’s a sick pig so I’m good🥴🤢🤮

[@kerryknight1903]

Couldnt click on quicker, always ready for someone to give Bert some reality. Im so happy I could take a pic of myself crying. 😂

[@carlozcabrera]

Yes but this guy is actually thinking about supporting Bert …. Seems kinda wack when his content keeps telling us he isn’t funny

[@HaikesXO]

What a strange way to live life

[@jd0604]

Get a hobby

[@carlozcabrera]

@@jd0604 comedy is a hobby😂

[@Acaggs]

I can tell you why. Because all you’re seeing is a bunch of sheep. Really, Segura has WAY more moral flaw and character defects and personality pathologies. But the sheep (you all), don’t have any critical thinking and so you pretend to sanction Tom. And when it comes to Bert, you heard a number of bots say this or that about Bert, and you go bah bah Bert bad. Even though he has a better mind and heart and personality than Tom. And of course, you’ll go bah bah and disagree with reality which you already know is truth. Sheep

[@Punshr]

The alcohol isn’t the problem. Bert is the problem.

[@keithmichael112]

I'm sure it doesn't help

[@jd0604]

Why do you care?

[@StoneBiscuit]

​@@jd0604expect other people to say the same about you if you fall into addiction with that attitude

[@twillymantheoneandonly5587]

I could give a shit less about bert. But all u hater-fans are the weakest, saddest people on the internet aka fame-Incels. "The comic isn't doing what i want wah wah!", said every Fame-incel ever 😂. I get Burt was your favorite comic ever and u fell in love with The Machine. Nobody can stay the Machine forever.

[@JA-gz6cj]

YOU are the problem

[@LuisTheMexican]

sober october reminds me of Catholics during Lent. Abstain for a few days only to come back with a vengeance

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

Catholics are a bunch of drunks 😂😂

[@joshuawalker301]

Depends on the Catholic. Too many people that are absurdly different are Catholics, Italians are Catholics, Irish are Catholics, Mexicans are Catholics and Argentines are Catholics, all tremendously different.

[@johnfisher8401]

Orthodoxy takes it very seriously, but I think youre right that a lot of catholics do act like saints for a few days to feel good, then return to sin

[@lowlowseesee]

🤣🤣🤣100%

[@johnnypr-nyc8851]

​@@joshuawalker301 Catholicism is the same in any country.

[@rebekah1180]

People think you can’t have a good job, no legal trouble, etc and be an alcoholic. Truth is, YOU CAN. I was an opiate addict, but I had a job, license, no legal trouble. I knew a lot people that had a good job, license, good family that were alcoholics. I’m also thinking Tom and Bert are codependent with each other. Very common in every addiction

[@snapdragon6601]

It's probably far more common than most people realize.

[@samsschool3639]

That's why he was pissed and called Rogan an moron on the podcast with Dana

[@Esteban-ts8ln]

Wasn't that interview released before this one? Seriously, they went to Vegas after that podcast with Dana and talk about their trip on this podcast

[@matty4natty]

That episode seemed like a train wreck. Would you recommend listening to the whole thing?

[@leroiken9856]

Why would you do that? That's what these KZbin guys do for you​@@matty4natty

[@Esteban-ts8ln]

@@matty4natty I didn't watch the entire thing just the highlights from actually I believe it may have been this channel.

[@samsschool3639]

@@matty4natty You know, its like a dumpsterfire, except the dumpsterfire is cringeless. Bert using the "us rich people do this and that" is also vommit inducing

[@jxstified7558]

I mean Joe isn't wrong countless people told Bert he should re-evaluate the alcohol consumption and he never does, he is 100% an alcoholic but just high functioning because his lifestyle is tailored to allow him to keep doing it without losing much.

[@NYSeaNile]

For real. I was a functioning alcoholic but I couldn’t drink at work or i’d lose a limb 😂 but as soon as I would get home I would get blasted daily. Being a comedian and not really doing anything physical or dangerous gives him a green light to drink early and everyday.

[@willlastnameguy8329]

I've been an alcoholic since 2016, and I'm starting to feel it. Between the alcohol and the tobacco, I can literally feel my body breaking down. Bert is older than me. There's no way he doesn't feel like absolute dog crap everyday.

[@titvngaming7693]

That look Tom gave Joe when talking about Bert taking a break I think is from the fact that Bert is probably physically dependent on alcohol, he can’t just stop cold turkey

[@Ilovetheskunk]

Also they own an alcohol brand and who wants to buy alcohol from a sober salesman.

[@wc7484]

Who needs enemies when you have friends like those?

[@wc7484]

@kevink8072 i think that the roganverse has gone wild with it's monopoly of comedy. Alot of people that only consume tiktok and youtube believe that Rogan and his buddies are funny, but they're only funny for a second and after that it's like "ok, shut the fuck up."

[@ghostapulu7906]

@@kevink8072I agree. He seems like a nice person compared to the other two. He just needs the right help around him.

[@joshuaclavel9666]

Real friends will call you out for your bullshit

[@DAMExESPACIO]

Real friends call u out to ur face and in private. Doing it in a podcast for anyone to hear, while ur not even in the room is just flat out talking shit. ​@@joshuaclavel9666

[@murkii1636]

Launching a vodka to just drink it by yourself 💯🫡

[@GordonCaledonia]

He should have just had a Dan Aykroyd Crystal Skull Vodka implanted into his noggin.

[@1859TorchBearers]

gotta get the greatness from the source -- which is Bert himself😂

[@adamraye3293]

Underated comment.

[@angusyoung119]

This comment got me thinking: in reality, he probably doesn’t give a fuck if they profit off of it, because whatever doesn’t sell, he’ll just consume. And tell people he’s drinking “his own” vodka, like he’s cool or something.

[@MaxFlub]

I wonder if Joe's mad about Bert calling him dumb lmao

[@Hunter78818]

1000 percent he is. Considering the type of guy Joe is, he doesn’t let that stuff slide.

[@pavlovsdogman]

Joe's the king of these idiots and hacks within the Rogansphere! No one questions the king! 👑🫅🙏

[@genep9302]

Just two dudes calling each other stupid atp

[@psyopdealer]

wonder no more, this is his response to that.

[@johnfisher8401]

joe is soft as baby poo

[@Lousasshoul]

Guys, why are we so concerned about beets drinking problems? We should be complaining about his comedy problems

[@OrangeJuiceDripping]

😂​@kamil7307

[@timmmybee]

When Tom says "I've been going hard with... eating clean" lol

[@marcob2137]

Had a coworker who would listen to Bert's podcast full blast. It was definitely a sight to behold.

[@1859TorchBearers]

holy shit 🤣🤣 that's hilarious

[@marcob2137]

@@1859TorchBearers I mean, he genuinely seemed to enjoy it. It baffled me though. Still randomly think about that. One of life's great mysteries, I suppose.

[@arcticridge]

glad to hear that's in past tense.

[@marcob2137]

@@arcticridge we no longer work together. But I like to think my former co-worker is somewhere out there squealing with delight listening to Bert. Hopefully, with headphones on now.

[@Simbasseng]

What was it the coworker found funny? And what is the coworkers demographic?

[@eddieharman3650]

Literally everytime I see or hear Bert I gain more disdain for him. Never has someone lucked their way to the top like Bert.

[@shaundiltz5821]

Kamala

[@scaberouswretch3673]

Yep. A trust fund kid that went to college and became famous for being an alcoholic. Then got given a tv show because he was famous for being an alcoholic. Then met Rogan, who convinced him to do stand up and he’s only famous for that because of Rogan. And he’s still an alcoholic. In much the same way, Rogan lucked his way to the top. Given a development deal by Disney when he was like 23. Then went into tv, did a couple of sitcoms where he always played the dumb ass, then did a show where people drink donkey spunk for years. Just happened to start commentating for the ufc in the late 90’s, whose success has nothing to do with Rogan. Then started this podcast which became huge for some reason. And his stand up comedy is still terrible. He’s funnier by accident on the podcast more than he is on purpose. It makes me laugh when he talks about people needing adversity in their lives, when he hasn’t had any real adversity himself since he was in his 20’s and most of his successes have been handed to him on a silver platter. This is why I also laugh when people say “you make your own luck”. 😂 Urm, no. There is just people that get incredibly fortunate with everything they do and some people that no matter what they do it always fails. Anyone could be a success and be a multi millionaire if you had the amount of good fortune that these morons have had.

[@thebossy1]

​@@shaundiltz5821😂😂😂 💯

[@Hunter78818]

@@shaundiltz5821at least Kamala had to play the flute to get to her spot….

[@losethOS88]

Tom too

[@NaughtyNomadFitness]

Segura would say anything to make Joseph Rogan happy. Segura wishes he was rogan secretly. Can’t believe he’s 65 I mean 45 preaching keto ice baths and intermittent fasting 🤣😂🤣

[@mattgraham4340]

Thank goodness, the world really needed another Vodka brand

[@kodawitdasoda_]

He’s literally an addict that doesn’t have anyone speaking up about it bc he’s successful lol

[@1859TorchBearers]

just hitch their wagon to him to ride as far as it'll go

[@frosty_shark7]

Everyone cashin those checks til the music stops. Its sad but his addiction is his own problem. Somehow, the man is super successful money making machine.

[@Nothingmuch1039]

Anyone that ever speaks up, he shuts them right down.

[@idomanber2953]

Successfull at what exactly?

[@Air_Gare]

@@idomanber2953 Right if success meant i had all these youtube creators constantly telling me im a loser id probably ride the bowflex

[@soaphustler]

The end is nigh for the Bert and Joe Rogan friendship.

[@pavlovsdogman]

One less clown in the Rogansphere 🤡 there's only 100 left now?

[@whansandceros]

They are not friends. They are ALL business associates first. If someone falls off, sux for them

[@RunTheLoots]

I don't like Tom or Bert, but I reject the enabler title. Bert is grown. Everyone around him has tried to help. Fuck it, let them make vodka

[@pavelcruz2345]

He hates Tom though. So he needs to hit him too

[@ChristelVinot]

I can't believe bert is 51.... it's amazing he's lived this long. I have a feeling the end could be near.

[@Bull3tBikes]

My hardcore alcoholic uncle passed away a few weeks ago, he made it to 66

[@ChristelVinot]

@@Bull3tBikes my alcoholic dad made it to age 51. I didn't even think about that when I made the OP. Very interesting. Bert. The clock is a-tickin.

[@HighTher3]

Dude, Tom does a really good Bert impression. The speech impediment was spot on. First thing that Tom has said that made me laugh in months and it was just him sounding kinda like Bert. I miss the old Tim.

[@RonHarrisMe]

STORY TIME - I was raised by two alcoholics. It was my brother and I. I, luckily, joined the military when I was 18 years old and got out of the situation. My brother, did not. My brother ended up committing crimes, ended up in prison, eventually dying at the age of 52. I watched as my parents descended into this horrible disease. I picked up my father MANY times at the bar, because they called me to come get him. The drinking caused my parents to divorce. No one walked away from this, undamaged. I haven't had a drink for 30 years, I don't miss it. Enjoy your 20s, have some fun, UBER is AWESOME. When you hit your 30s, it's time to settle down, find a person to share your life with, have a couple of kids. Life is AWESOME when you are sober to watch your children grow up, and even BETTER, when you watch your kids raise THEIR kids going through the same thing. This is what life is truly about. Take my wisdom to heart. Drinking is fun, but you will NEVER find any answers at the bottom of a glass.

[@DeathLock420]

I dont want to have kids because im scared of failing themand because life sucks, how do i combat this nihilism?

[@headfullofacid8088]

The birth of my son was the best thing that ever happened to me in my entire life. I drank for a little bit when he was still a tiny baby. One day I had this revelation and I haven’t had a drink since 4/22/24. My dad was a drinker when I was little and he really used to scare the shit out of me. I never knew what dad was going to walk through the door and I refuse to do that same thing to my son.

[@leoturgenov7440]

@@DeathLock420 that’s real I feel the same way

[@johnbaran577]

Amen brother! I was an heroin addict and alcoholic thru my teens and twenties, then my future wife got pregnant, those 9 months were really hard on both of us but it’s 16 years later, sober with 2 beautiful kids

[@OneOut1]

well spoken

[@mmusser19]

Bert probably meant he has hardcore Ketoacidosis

[@pseudodao7040]

Since Segura was being coy, I assumed Dana & Joe had clowned Bert privately.

[@the19Zabaniyah]

It's pretty crazy that when Joe said "he could use it though right?" Tom's response was: "I don't know"

[@crakhaed]

S-tier friendship level 😂😅

[@darkeyed.lowlander]

Bet his daughters are excited to be out the house.....i wud be 😂

[@GordonCaledonia]

The idea of having a bloated, obnoxious, drunk father bumbling all over the house would send me over the edge and I'd pillow-smother my dad.

[@thesimulation9651]

The really sad thing about it is that they have grown up watching his example of what a man acts like, And and watching their mother tolerate that behavior. And consequently they will choose partners who have similar traits, unless they have addressed it in therapy

[@GordonCaledonia]

@@thesimulation9651 I reckon that Bert's daughters know that their dad is a shambolic fool.

[@thesimulation9651]

@@GordonCaledonia knowing it intellectually is one thing and being able to avoid repeating the same patterns is another, I hope they make out okay in life

[@GordonCaledonia]

@@thesimulation9651 This life ends in us becoming dust, bro. If I was Rogan, I would drop the fuck out of society this decade. Maintaining fame is a insane death-trip...

[@SJ-ni6iy]

I wonder if Bert gets those IV drips, hangovers at his age would be brutal.

[@tony2trippy]

You looking healthier bro. Good shit keep it up

[@donaldmccullough38]

lol the way you had the zoom at 200% on Tom's face for "can we get Bert to do it again?" was a VERY subtle but genius move

[@uncleruckus69420]

Bert’s that guy in high school who’d invite himself to parties, obnoxious and possessing undeserved levels of ego and confidence🤣

[@winbiswas484]

Tom's impression of "hard core keto" is so spot on 😂

[@stevenking997]

holy sheet bro, how many times you gonna replay that rogan clip in this?

[@jm9782]

Been watching for a few months now. You can tell this guy is not only a huge comedy fan, but also has been listening to many of these pods since the beginning. Great stuff man keep it up.

[@dbblues.9168]

Bert is the type of guy that will do a sober october challenge, but would still secretly drink bottles of hand sanitizer thinking it's a loophole.

[@markbrouk7857]

This is hilarious 😂

[@freeman7079]

This channel should be called “Absolutely Insane”

[@skinnybuddha8988]

I love that Joe is realizing the comments from Bert are starting to hurt his business. Like anytime he's involved it's probably hurting his numbers or something. He's sick of Bert too

[@expertbrian8314]

The only way to get Bert to stop drinking is to only allow him to drink Tiger Thiccc Whiskey. No one can tolerate that.

[@ThomasMartin-j6t]

The last time i checked in on Bert, he was "so healthy, happy, sober, and in love with his wife again." Then...his movie came out 😂

[@ZacharyHolton]

So unless I’m late to the party…there’s a little beef forming. They’re both within the same friend groups and after what Bert has said “I look at Joe like a moron” and now this from Joe…

[@Ilovetheskunk]

Oooh I like that take!

[@f1o18iwi9]

bro with much love. i live on your channel and trust me some clips are so repetative i dont know if i already saw or didnt. please look at this closely with my full respect

[@DubTown4L]

Bro looks like Santa’s illegal helper 😂

[@paniner]

Bert deserves every scrutiny that comes his way

[@sacredcow61]

Joe is actually funny when he roasts Bert

[@18Callahan]

Bert hasn’t sold out Vegas yet with Bobby Lee opening. When he posts “SEATS ADDED” it means there’s still seats left. A lot of blue seats are still available. Meanwhile …Shane Gillis just sold out Scotia Bank arena “MOST TICKETS SOLD FOR A LIVE EVENT AT SCOTIA BANK ARENA” Bert will be latch on even HARDER to Shane’s coattails.

[@omgeoh]

Honestly at this point if Bert were to ever go cold turkey he’d need to be monitored by a medical professional. As someone who has a relative who was an alcoholic, the withdrawals are frightening.

[@paradigm_conjecture]

Luis J Gomez said there are guests that can’t announce because they are already scheduled at another Vegas venue, but they’ll show up. That’s probably Bert (among others).

[@18Callahan]

Oh Geezus. Bert horned his way into Skankfest. He’s probably just going to make an appearance definitely NOT doing standup. He’s only going for the attention.

[@jakkudemoff3043]

another great video - absolutely love your comedy world drama vids- hilarious

[@maxioros6506]

LETS GO ANOTHER BERTS INSANITY VIDEOO 🫶🏾

[@yungdusklildawnn]

Jk , so stoked to catch up on everything ive missed out on . Thanks for all the work you consistently put in bro!

[@brappsniffs3924]

1:05 FOOL'S SIP

[@STSGuitar16]

He's watching--praise allah

[@chasealexander4009]

Good catch 👍🏼

[@brappsniffs3924]

@@STSGuitar16 Elohim*

[@tariks926]

Phantom sip

[@toddt.]

Redbar lightning bolt strike

[@rajanlad]

As much as i don't like Bert. Be careful having friends like joe and especially Tom. Ready to shit behind your back.

[@mustafarazzo7784]

Amazing video as always but what’s even better was this was probably Joe Rogan best roast I’ve seen him do 😂😂😂😂

[@otmanh]

Who even respects all of these people. A lot of the time they're just shit talking their friends in front of the cameras. All these people really just barely tolerating each other but calling themselves friends really is sad to behold.

[@ngarcia2116]

I’ve started calling them Mean Girls for these reasons

[@Ilovetheskunk]

There are people that do this in real life too! Evil

[@AlphaCrypto81]

You came up with a brilliant idea covering comedy news. This is my go-to channel to keep up with the comedy world

[@kindnessmattersffs]

I stopped watching this group of "comedians" like a year ago. Seeing this now, all I notice is Tom Segura sounds like he's doing coke. Not tweaking - but the CONSTANT dry sniffing followed immediately by a large swallow. It always amazes me that people on drugs think no one can tell they are on drugs smh

[@andreahighsides7756]

If someone uses coke even when they’re not high they will retail the mannerisms (sniffing, nose touching, etc)

[@ronaldhansen3499]

My twin brother literally drank himself to death. Prayers go to Bert, as much as I cannot stand him, but it's a horrible, scary death. This will not end well for him.

[@elizabethai]

Fully insane to compare 69 minutes to Louis

[@rebekah1180]

Hopefully it’s just not to a point where he could die from not getting alcohol. I just got 16yrs sober from everything this past Saturday. My hopes is that he gets sober, but he’s gotta be willing to put in the work

[@mr.bigglesworth2952]

Keep in mind Bert is a fan of ❄️. So Tom probably means more than alcohol when he says "He's going hard" .

[@brandic8899]

Doubt it or he wouldn’t be that large

[@laakerisolki7276]

@@brandic8899it’s very possible as long as you eat a lot while you get drunk, then proceed to do blow after to keep your drunk going.

[@MRblazedBEANS]

​@brandic8899 I used to smoke crack with a fat guy, and also knew a fat meth head. It's possible. Joe Diaz was his fattest during his cocaine addiction.

[@bobufo5729]

He loves doing snow but still cried like a baby when Ari gave him Molly acting like it would give him a heart attack 😂

[@nuttabutta9701]

@@brandic8899dude there’s a reason stereotypical 80s movies have the fat coked out club owner

[@Walter-Bass]

I think Tom’s the best comedian out of the Rogan bunch

[@ashleyduckworthyt3224]

9:33 yeah I don’t think Tom looks less in shape than Bert 😅

[@animatereality]

Yeah that must’ve been a typo. 😅

[@fivefigga4038]

Yeah no fucking way 😭 tom is in wayyy better shape

[@areichental]

Lmao, Tom looks solid rn by tom standards. Bert looks like a clown

[@ashleyduckworthyt3224]

@@fivefigga4038 100% haha 🤣 by no means is Bert more fit

[@racheller8753]

Agreed!

[@AdditiveFree83]

He was about to say, "is this what a good dad looks like?"

[@ThatSoccerFoo]

The most interesting part of the pod is when they talk about Bert

[@redballoonluke]

it can arguably be bad for someone like Bert to take a month off because he'll go back harder and have a heart attack/liver failure due to his body having lost its tolerance

[@smallboibocinchini5480]

AYE love the vids

[@bugtesties]

I’m surprised Bert doesn’t have wet brain yet. If not it’ll be coming soon it was sad af when my dad got wet brain he couldn’t hold a conversation he’d just keep repeating himself or remember what we were talking about just circles and circles and then he wasn’t supposed to drink but still did and died. I’m sure Bert’s kids feel the way I did at the time.

[@andreahighsides7756]

Korsakoff syndrome

[@sarab9344]

Bert said he would still go to Diddy party after Diddy called him the day before Diddy was arrested-that’s where he lost me

[@augoosto11]

This sounds like Bert is in stage 4 liver failure. My uncle just died from it, and he was told at the hospital that while he could buy some more time if he stopped drinking, he was still gonna die from it. He was also the same age as bert.

[@thesimulation9651]

Came here looking for a comment like this, had a similar situation with a family member of years ago, Kind of feels like it's close to the end for bert right now

[@JimmyThree-Balls]

Toms Bert impersonation is on point

[@xigbar1994]

Saying Bert is an adult and can control his own life is a bit of an exaggeration. He's the eternal frat boy with no control over his addiction. His friends and wife act like his caretakers. Never known such a person with zero talent get so lucky in life.

[@jgreen802]

Brendan Schaub and countless other hack comedians are in the same boat as Burt. It's Rogan's fault, he made all these losers famous and convinced them to start podcasts.

[@annjepsen1621]

It's way more likely to happen when you're born into money.

[@shonz88]

Imagine if Greg Giraldo was still alive. He would literally make Bert quit comedy after roasting him for the machine movie

[@jjwallnutts]

Tom segura is 45…let that sync in.

[@andreahighsides7756]

That’s insane. My dad is 57 and looks way younger

[@beautifulcatastrophe]

Bert if you seeing this comment i just wanna let you knw You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

[@zacharymoore9596]

Redbar is watching 👀

[@snowmonkey1035]

Redbar is gay .

[@pondofponder9056]

Are you recycling clips? Feel like I've seen all of this from you already..

[@tp1_philler179]

I think I saw it on another channel who does similar content to this, I feel like I've seen this recycled like 3-4 times by these channels who do this.

[@adamraye3293]

Great work mate. Keep it up ! 👍

[@crangel4246]

It’s funny bc Bert is the typical functional drunk

[@18Callahan]

He’s getting less functional recently. Just getting obliterated and then taking a mid day nap to start drinking all over again. If he can’t sleep off the morning drunk…he’s a disaster.

[@crangel4246]

@@18Callahan years of abuse too… alcohol ages ur organs …and bert isn’t on the young side anymore as much as he tries to pretend that he is hip and in the know he is 51 …. Joe Rogan gets drunk and is 57 and even has some drunken kill Tony appearances but obviously the physique is night and day difference Joe exercises moderation and discipline unlike Bert. U would think bert is older based off appearance between him and Joe and that’s not good

[@jaredkoziol7991]

Toms new series actually does excite me. If it's something that he enjoys doing I could see it actually being not bad

[@REVECRIT]

The cracks in the Rogan sphere

[@pavlovsdogman]

He's hanging out with "smart" people now like Elon Musk, Jordan Peterson, Greg Abbott and Dana White instead of his B grade comedy hacks and workout bros. He thinks he's moving up in class but he's now becoming the Brendan Schuab of his new circle jerk of "friends". 🦍

[@fight4ourright306]

"Rogansphere" is gae and cringey. Sounds like something a lonely feminist would say.

[@newportlord]

haircut looks good homie, good video as always

[@douggieharrison6913]

Never seen dudes like Bert and Mr. Beast hit a new rock bottom every 5 minutes according to youtubers but somehow maintain a massive fan base

[@gelo888]

Bro the fact that Bert has EVER sold out an arena should be enough proof for you that we’re living in a simulation lol

[@Gnarawrr]

That just shows you that both of their audiences aren’t very smart…. It’s easy to take money from kids (Mr beast) and easy to take money from drunk delusional adults (Bert) … they pander to their audience.

[@yourdashingheroidol7909]

It makes no sense at all! I understand Rogan offers exposure and even as a shitty comic, w/comedy being the weakest of his skills, Rogan became the voice of comedy for a while and basically handed Bert and Tony and Schultz etc. careers.......yet it's one thing to push someone and give them exposure, .....but eventually these ppl actually have to sit through some hacky, low level effort and they stick w/these guys!!?! It speaks to the absolute truth that most people are dim sheep, who offer allegiance where they see the herd going!

[@CPRfourtwenty]

It’s about clicks, baby 😂😂

[@GordonCaledonia]

Welcome to Clown World, please take a seat...

[@mgers75]

Is continuously doing vids about Kriesher/segura/rogan low hanging fruit at this point?

[@twintalk2943]

I think you comedy review channels might have hit your cap. The top review channels are all doing the same thing at this point. Half your videos are recap clips that either got shown in the beginning of the video or were played in t last video. Your speculation has gone so far you seem schizo.

[@twintalk2943]

I bet you get this comment every week tho lol

[@JCARLOS408]

Nice try, Bert

[@biggsdickley1563]

Rogan should’ve used some of that Bert material for his last special. Funniest shit he’s said in a while

[@kevinblack7125]

How do you keep making the same mistake of not only repeating clips, but within the first 4 minutes... Very sloppy work

[@comedyenforcement]

Damn

[@xeenx420]

I appreciate you being respectful and actually giving constructive criticism unlike other podcast commentary channels that I wont be naming

[@lupo3694]

Bart has the same need for external validation as a spoiled teenage girl with a bad childhood.

[@johnmchugh8049]

Bert is the machine - he’s always been out of control

[@Junkdrunk247]

Like if you CANT STAND bert