00:00 Intro 00:11 Empire of the Rising Sun Ending 03:29 Allied Ending 07:05 Soviet Ending 09:10 Outro
@piercepayumo42123 жыл бұрын
The Ladies: (flirts) "Hello Commander." Commander: (blushes and nervous gulp)
@whyisthissodifficult69653 жыл бұрын
God bless you kind sir
@auzgaming88013 жыл бұрын
Bye2
@justsomesoldierplayingpiano2 жыл бұрын
Empire ending: 1 women Allied ending: 2 women Soviet ending: *The Motherland*
@theentity5201 Жыл бұрын
Ahhhhh, Russia always has the same thing to offer just slightly worse 😅
@totchj Жыл бұрын
There was no s3x in USSR😂😂😂
@NesqRunner Жыл бұрын
Soviet had Dasha tho
@西癫东疯 Жыл бұрын
that is why russians always look depressed
@Maximiliano127 Жыл бұрын
its an American game... in a Russian game sure Russian make it better
@galamat90823 жыл бұрын
Empire ending: 1 women to relax Allies ending: 2 women to dates Soviet ending: all women in the world
@natalkumar61323 жыл бұрын
Well technically Supreme Shogun means all women in the world .
@majorianus80553 жыл бұрын
@@natalkumar6132 many women perhaps but being caught as a womanizer is still a taboo in Japanese society even if youre the Shogun and technically u can't touch the women of the imperial family
@sultannurdaulet65923 жыл бұрын
@@majorianus8055 until you get caught then😉. That’s why you have other countries
@VigneshBalasubramaniam3 жыл бұрын
Soviet: OUR women
@takkik2823 жыл бұрын
imagine endings like that in 2021 from a AAA dev... no you can't...
@ElCarneroRojo3 жыл бұрын
"Commander, I'm on the North Shore of Oahu.." Me, who has lived in Hawaii: No, that little island in the back is on the East shore of Oahu. SHES LYING ITS A TRAP
@Ami-vh7sr3 жыл бұрын
I don’t even think she’s Japanese lol
@RIFLQ3 жыл бұрын
delete this.
@chrisl62633 жыл бұрын
@@Ami-vh7sr Kelly Hu, She is of Chinese, Filipino, Spanish, English, and Hawaiian descent. She attended Maʻemaʻe Elementary School and Kamehameha Schools in Honolulu, Hawaii.
@Ami-vh7sr3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisl6263 so she isn’t Japanese
@christopherbravo18133 жыл бұрын
@@Ami-vh7sr I think she's a Brotherhood agent, just like Nadia.
@geoffreypotter8363 жыл бұрын
Woman: "The future is yours, Commander." Commander: "Niet! The future is OURS, comrade."
@cracno11253 жыл бұрын
>executes her for spreading subliminal anti party propaganda.
@NostalgicGamerRickOShay3 жыл бұрын
"Nyet, the future is ours, my love, my dushka." (Dushka means "sweetie", but it's more commonly associated with the HMG.)
@chocolatesquirrel2002 Жыл бұрын
@@NostalgicGamerRickOShay HMG??
@bandora7 ай бұрын
@@chocolatesquirrel2002 Huge Men's Genetalia.
@blazeoftherazgrizsquadron93063 жыл бұрын
Empire ending: Rank of supreme shogun and one woman to marry you to continue your bloodline and that they too may serve the emperor. Allied ending: Maintaining the rank of commander and gaining 2 women because American decadence. Soviet ending: promoted to basically the ruler of the world.
@PinpointAccu3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think its funny how the Soviet woman didn't come across as wanting you and the others did.
@MyKallus-19453 жыл бұрын
@@PinpointAccu Because the Soviets want glory and honor, not mere relationships.
@majorianus80553 жыл бұрын
@@PinpointAccu I dont she looks like she's ready to give a treat later after the main show
@desolatortrooper71963 жыл бұрын
@@majorianus8055 yes but i personnaly found she has this vide of being the next commander's conquest. Like you have successfully drove your tanks on Times Square. Now you lust drive your own 'Apocalypse tank' inside her inner 'Red Square'
@KryptosatanTemnozor3 жыл бұрын
Soviet ending is just temporary, as the Party politics changed often in Soviet Union and you can find yourself imprisoned and executed anytime (unless you keep killing any competition fast).
@maartenhalt37863 жыл бұрын
Didn´t you all realize? Empire Ending: One Woman Allied Ending: Capitalist Choice, two women Soviet Ending: COMMUNISM is the only Choice you need, want and is the only Choice
@mr.redeyes25832 жыл бұрын
*insert obigatory russian sigma male song meme here*
@hazardeur2 жыл бұрын
on top of that, the soviet woman is arguably the hottest one of all of them so it hits even harder haha
@eds7343 Жыл бұрын
I'll take capitalism over communism any day of the week. Communism is for weak pigs.
@bornagainulsterman4537 Жыл бұрын
Lt. Eva is the best, in my opinion. She's definitely my choice.
@HalalSaulGoodman Жыл бұрын
Why 2 womens while you can get the best girl in the Soviet ending?
@shaoronmd2 жыл бұрын
I remember when i first finished all 3 campaigns... allied: you get 2 choices empire: you get 1 choice soviet: you got work
@Atlantis067853 жыл бұрын
Back then developers really knew what gamers wanted.
@GamingHistory.3 жыл бұрын
Cared*
@steelbear20633 жыл бұрын
To escape to the one place not yet corrupted by capitalism
@tacob03 жыл бұрын
Back then, we complained only westwood really knew what gamers wanted. and the cycle goes on.
@Logan-kk4xt2 жыл бұрын
@@steelbear2063 SPAACE
@gaztronaut23742 жыл бұрын
Back then only the story writer knew what gamer want while developer didn't give a shit about it.They just did whatever they want to the game and sell its name.
@FielValeryRTS Жыл бұрын
Empire: Highest-ranked servant of the Emperor. Allies: Highest-ranked military officer of the Allies. Soviet: Highest-ranked person in the world.
@medstud3 жыл бұрын
Imagine how many heads would explode on Twitter if a Western video game had these endings today.
@hazardeur3 жыл бұрын
then it's maybe better if they explode
@dennisgordon77673 жыл бұрын
lets find out
@zherean420692 жыл бұрын
OmG cAnCeL eA gAmEs AnD wEsTwOoD fOr SeXiSm IDKDKDKDSKKDFIRJFNFUSBD
@Theonetrueerenyeager2 жыл бұрын
Lol op is offended over nothing, this game is great
@stevenmayer85282 жыл бұрын
Be the still the best Video Game ending in long time. Personally I think the second ones would drive them absolutely Insane 😅😅😅😆😆😅🥰
@ligmanutts61383 жыл бұрын
Red Alert feels like a meme someone made once that ended up being an accidental bop
@proverbialking34522 жыл бұрын
"Everyone needs to relax every now and then. Even a shogun." Every kid that got jumpstarted to an early puberty: "Respectfully Ma'am, I am just discovering a lot of things and rest doesn't seem to be in the cards for today. Or...the week."
@anonymous09363 жыл бұрын
This game was epic,I didn’t know it has that many actors in it or I just forgot
@RIFLQ3 жыл бұрын
E
@datemasamune29042 жыл бұрын
Back then, people complained about this game. In truth, this was pretty fun.
@Genie23192 жыл бұрын
The biggest gripe most had with RA3 was the fact the developers dialed up the campiness to 11 (though to be fair RA2 was pretty campy with the cutscenes) but it’s still playable . C&C 4 was the game that just killed the franchise
@matthewgribble9393 жыл бұрын
Think I'd take the Russian happy ending.....
@shelldie85233 жыл бұрын
Asian spas have the best happy endings.
@zzzlulzzz50803 жыл бұрын
We'd take comrade
@anri47743 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@recklessotaku3 жыл бұрын
To you, comrade!
@xxauronxx32893 жыл бұрын
Same
@piercepayumo42123 жыл бұрын
The Ladies: (flirts) "Hello Commander." Commander: (blushes and nervous gulp)
@annoyingkraken3 жыл бұрын
I hurt my nasal passages trying to hold in my laugh from this. Thanks
@exaid05563 жыл бұрын
Soviet Commander: Sorry, but my heart belongs to the people.
@dr.savage2643 жыл бұрын
@@exaid0556 OUR people
@Shape07-03 жыл бұрын
.................................no
@boyscouts837123 жыл бұрын
In the back of the commanders mind: I'm going to need lots of whiskey for this
@SirGrimLockSmithVIII2 жыл бұрын
Im still baffled by how many A-list actors signed up for this lmao
@sobatmedhok13062 жыл бұрын
Empire and Soviet : got title rank up.... Allied : stays as commander title....
@patrickchong1671 Жыл бұрын
Capitalism are democracy, so u cannot get promoted for political already, but with that reputation the commander can sure become president in election
@hyperion4472 ай бұрын
@@patrickchong1671 not in todays America because "Americans" today hate their own nation and their own military even more
@AK-Handle-20113 жыл бұрын
I don't know how this game managed to secure this galactico of celebraties for their cut scenes, for me it added to the fun of the game :) I think I'll play it again soon
@random_name39773 жыл бұрын
It's mostly B list celebrities, they just paid them for little work.
@billslocum98193 жыл бұрын
@@random_name3977 Hasselhoff is not a B-lister. He is Hasselhoff!
@frederikjuhl79293 жыл бұрын
@@random_name3977 Simmons?
@AK-Handle-20113 жыл бұрын
@@random_name3977 my reply is same as Bill & Fred, WHAT?!!! J. K Simmons, George Takei, Peter Stormare, Jonathan Pryce and I'd even argue for Tim Curry Who else do you want??
@random_name39773 жыл бұрын
@@frederikjuhl7929 Game is from 2008, before he did Whiplash... And even now, apart from a few projects like Whiplash, he is still doing mostly supporting roles.
@elderliddle27333 жыл бұрын
Liaison: the people want to meet their new Premier. The future is yours comrade, the future... (static) ???: the future...? (Gets stabbed though the back, you look back at the attacker to see men in black uniforms with a red triangle and scorpion tail badge on their chest. A bald man leans over and wispers) Kane: Comrade Premier, I am... the future!
@nBaqi3 жыл бұрын
Nah, Kane always looked up to potential candidates to serve him. I guess probably he would probably recruit the commander to his Inner Circle.
@Marcus-ty3pi3 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest guys, nobody plays RA3 for its gameplay... We all just want to see the ladies in the cinematic
@liteney3 жыл бұрын
Are you joking? Red Alert is one of the greatest RTS's ever.
@acealpine68063 жыл бұрын
@@liteney Red Alerts 1+2 for sure. But they ruined 3. You get no time to feel out your units. So you don't really learn about their strengths+ weaknesses. And half the time you can just relax and let the AI win the game for you. . Thanks to that ridiculous feature that adds an AI partner. The best thing 3 about RA 3 is the cutscenes. In 1+2 you were given 1-2 new units with each new mission. That allowed you to learn how they work. But in RA3? Oh boy . They just pile it all in there . Bam! You have everything, and have no clue as to how any of it works. It's a shame too, because some of those new units were awesome.
@acealpine68063 жыл бұрын
@@liteney Oh yeah. The graphics in RA3 are horrible. It's like some 5 year old went wild with a coloring book.
@32174913 жыл бұрын
Bro the physical edition of RA3 came with a poster of all these ladies.
@acealpine68063 жыл бұрын
@@3217491 Damn it all ! I downloaded my game :(
@uta55553 жыл бұрын
Is this game a dating simulator or something? I literally don't even know.
@zonnodon1633 жыл бұрын
It's how trashy EA made the game.
@krmzortu68843 жыл бұрын
Real time strategy game have a 3 country USA Russia and Japan
@wahdangun3 жыл бұрын
@@zonnodon163 wtf are talking, it's a great game
@Knight75623 жыл бұрын
@@zonnodon163 Idiot you have no idea how good is this game
@AFGuidesHD3 жыл бұрын
@@wahdangun I think he meant trashy as in sexualization, not necessarily a "trash" game
@Mr.Korzack3 жыл бұрын
The FMV era command & conquer games are pretty much the only series I'd wanna play an RTS for the cutscenes
@Logan-kk4xt2 жыл бұрын
SC2 has insanely good cutscenes too.
@moosesnWoop3 жыл бұрын
4:58 The ultimate gamer reward back in 2008
@Mothlord032 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile gay gamers: :(
@moosesnWoop2 жыл бұрын
@@Mothlord03 ha, I think you'd have to thank Mass Effect for bringing it to a normative thing - I mean, maybe Oblivion or Morrowind, but Mass Effect had full romance cutscenes for same sex characters
@digimook2 жыл бұрын
Loved all the cameos, they weren't just voices they got full screen time. Takei,Hu,Curry, Stormare, JK Simmons etc. I guess that got expensive though, easier to have a VO actor do a bunch of multiple characters.
@Zenovarse Жыл бұрын
The one benefit of being EA instead of Westwood is you can spam money.
@TwilightxKnight133 жыл бұрын
You had me at Gemma Atkinson. Incredible!
@Genie23192 жыл бұрын
Not even a question who id pick in the Allied ending . RA3 Tanya just didn’t do it for me . (RA2 Tanya was S tier though )
@missclairecrystalia810510 күн бұрын
@@Genie2319 RA 2 Tanya will be always the peak
@talbeckbarlstilskin74523 жыл бұрын
why do i only get goosebumps for the soviet ending???? (asmr)
@mnessenche3 жыл бұрын
Because the failed dreams and hopes of communism still haunt us like a spectre.
@etnogamer70733 жыл бұрын
Because you are a communist at heart. Embrace it, don't deny it, comrade:)
@talbeckbarlstilskin74523 жыл бұрын
@@etnogamer7073 Yes comrade, It seems I have heard my calling, I shall embrace it with open arms
@RecklessFables3 жыл бұрын
Because Gina has the most mesmerizing eyes and she looks right into the camera. The others just just awkward seductive wiggles and the camera was pulled back.
@hyperion4472 ай бұрын
@@RecklessFables that wasnt gina in the soviet ending shes only in the other cutscenes
@stalkerentertainment36712 жыл бұрын
Dasha: "The future is yours commander, the future is yours!" Commander: "Nyet! It is not my future, it is OUR future, comrade!"
@SheeshFella3 жыл бұрын
I love how tanya wears her own clothes instead of her own military suit
@louie4223 жыл бұрын
The Hoff for president
@random_name39773 жыл бұрын
Nobody's gonna comment how horrible fitting is his suit?
@stonecoldgamer52223 жыл бұрын
The Hoff.
@Travio2473 жыл бұрын
So many famous people in this I hadn't realised when I first played it lol
@RecklessFables3 жыл бұрын
Some weren't famous yet, or at least weren't pulling AAA money at the time.
@lorenzdaks22133 жыл бұрын
Something's rising and its not the Sun's Empire
@Talia.7772 жыл бұрын
😆😆
@leonrobinson20532 жыл бұрын
The cast in these cuts scenes are all awesome actors
@user_____M3 жыл бұрын
I didn't know the Japanese had such good arguments for world domination.
@RecklessFables3 жыл бұрын
Right? The game was campy as fuck, but also made some interestingly subversive points.
@theopenrepublic3 жыл бұрын
There's no way any of those endings would be in "modern" games
@emperor681883 жыл бұрын
They are pretty cringe anyways, so no loss...
@mr.battle203 жыл бұрын
Because modern games are made by a bunch of emasculated socialist sissies who quail at the sight of anyone with a testosterone level registering in the positives (namely everyone).
@mr.battle203 жыл бұрын
@Rob Brown Thanks!
@mr.battle203 жыл бұрын
@@merlinthegray Maybe you're brainwashed by a bunch of leftist ideologues and have been rendered completely incapable of thinking for yourself. :) Look, I get it, son. All that you've been fed your entire life is a bunch of bullshit. So that's all that's in your head right now. It shapes your very worldview, and you have no understanding of the fact that pretty much everything you "know" is wrong. Kinda like Plato's Cave. However, you've now been informed. It's up to you whether you do something about it, or choose to continue to live in ignorance like a lamb led to slaughter.
@DevilishMew3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.battle20 Damn this is the most tryhard thing I've ever read. And the Punisher logo too? Lmao
@isaiahwelch80662 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Kelly Hu went from acting in this game to voice acting in The Legend of Vox Machina, as Dr. Anna Ripley.
@packerman7410Ай бұрын
Plus young justice
@Pelicanul7773 жыл бұрын
The missions were the best , i love to see another Red alert game...
@alexrexaros9837 Жыл бұрын
Something tells me the Soviet one is the real ending. I mean, really, they had more concise plans and their campaign was more though out than the others. But consider this; it's the only ending that shows you that you clearly won. The others? They give you girls. Like the leaders don't want to admit that despite your efforts, you lost. The Soviets had the advantage of time-travel and won. Straight up. So instead of delivering you the news, they distract you with women. That or the actress didn't want to strip. Or they didn't had enough time to do proper endings for the two other factions.
@Killerbee47129 ай бұрын
Disagree, the allies ending gameplay wise clearly showed the end of both Japan and the Soviet Union. Mission 7 spells the defeat of the Empire, and Mission 9 spells the defeat of Tim curry. in the Empire campaign, mission 8 destroys Moscow and the time machine, and mission 9 destroys the last allied resistance in Amsterdam (The USA had already been defeated in Mission 6). Also, the Red alert 3 DLC Uprising showed the Allies campaign as the canon ending lol
@fruitylerlups5309 күн бұрын
why am i not surprised ur into command and conquer lol
@Alexander_Fuscinianus3 жыл бұрын
Let's have a drink with comrade Volkova!)
@JamesJoyce123 жыл бұрын
ahhhhhh Lieutenant Eva McKenna as rendered by Gemma Atkinson. Never gets old.
@yeastori3 жыл бұрын
damn it's been 13 years since this game came out, the girl in white must be in her 40s by now.
@NordRheinWestfale3 жыл бұрын
She is actually 36. Gemma Atkinson.
@natalkumar61323 жыл бұрын
@@NordRheinWestfale still hot though . She lost weight and came in an Indian movie recently . She came into an Indian guy literally.
@Qulize3 жыл бұрын
@@natalkumar6132 Gonna need the source bro 👀
@Onlybadtakes25893 жыл бұрын
Shes still fine
@tifforo13 жыл бұрын
@@natalkumar6132 Her IMDB doesn't show anything more recent than 2017. Is it not finished yet or something?
@j.b.fsomin72426 ай бұрын
Red alert 1 Soviet Ending: Becomes premier Red alert 2 Soviet Ending: Becomes premier(Of a future space empire) Red alert 3 Soviet Ending: Becomes premier
@cornballmcgoo71742 жыл бұрын
Only the Soviet ending feels real,others are fanfic
@xanderguldie3 жыл бұрын
Man, this game (and all things C&C related) was great. They don't make them like that anymore
@sabersroommate82933 жыл бұрын
The soviets always have the best ending.
@beegsex3 жыл бұрын
Lol the Hoff is VP?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@leo11lim11 күн бұрын
Gundam meets man in the high castle. 2:27
@Remnant-ez6iz2 жыл бұрын
Never have I thought of seeing Jenny Mcarthy, knowing full well that she’s antivax making me blush in an ending in a video game (Soviet power supreme!) But nothing beats the Soviet ending, where YOU control the now greatest Soviet republic, not some other premier, president or emperor
@andrewthedukeMK2 Жыл бұрын
Wow! Red Alert 3 is 15 years old. Aged like fine wine!
@jeremyboku2 жыл бұрын
Can't decide to believe either that Gemma Atkinson celebrated her 40th birthday yesterday or I've celebrated my 38th a month earlier.
@Ar_Ator5 ай бұрын
Childhood is liking the Allied ending because two hot women Puberty is going for the Soviet ending because you're too cool for relationships Adulthood is realizing the Empire's ending was the best
@RoadRunnerMeep3 жыл бұрын
Loved this game and the video scenes
@bomba8132 жыл бұрын
The Soviet ending is the best.
@justinrowe78693 жыл бұрын
All three endings: beeeeeeeewbs
@insertanynameyouwant53113 жыл бұрын
I know it`s fictional but still doubt the woman from the Empire of the Rising sun would be dressed like this. As for allied part, I`d choose the left one for sure
@Daergarz2 жыл бұрын
Holy hell the amount of actors they snared into doing this.
@Alphenis2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, it sound like a pretty fun gig.
@zach112412 жыл бұрын
2:35 and 3:15 have something in common. They both wanted to show you how they trimmed their bushes.
@TorAndreKongelf3 жыл бұрын
Oh this was back in the golden era. This game would never be able to be published today haha
@TommyRayzer2 жыл бұрын
I have a funny feeling that the Devs were worried about changing too much of the backbone of the C&C: Red Alert series so they decided to go all in on the horny.
@jamo39763 жыл бұрын
jesus the cast of this game is insane
@madman0262 жыл бұрын
i have to admit the soviets had some sick beats :) that after victory theme music is catchy
@ivanvoloder81142 жыл бұрын
Soviet ending seems as the right ending.
@Ghostkiller_1102 жыл бұрын
I still play this game today love it ❤👌
@greghannibal3 жыл бұрын
Much rather have the LT than Jenny McCarthy
@georgenelson82843 жыл бұрын
I agree 100%
@HookedOnSonics5183 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Gemma Atkinson is WAY hotter than Jenny McCarthy.
@casusbelli92253 жыл бұрын
Jenny is an anti-vaxx. Hell, her wikipedia photo nails that "Crazy Karen" look.
@EvangelionPower Жыл бұрын
Producer: "How much objectification of women do you want to have in the cutscenes?" EA: "Yes"
@david73843 жыл бұрын
Nothing will ever top Tanya from CC2
@Femboi_Stilly Жыл бұрын
Auth left: The Motherland Auth right: 1 woman Lib right: 2 women Where’s libleft, where’s all the 😍men😍?
@tzvikrasner60733 жыл бұрын
George Takei Kelly Hu David Hasselhof J.K. Simmons Gina Carano Helluva cast.
@MaJieMao3 жыл бұрын
Hard choice between Kelly Hu and the British chick.
@AlexMerlin19853 жыл бұрын
nah, it's easy... Kelly Hu! always pick Kelly Hu :))
@ververdil82962 жыл бұрын
Best era of western games
@doctorcaduceus26722 жыл бұрын
Japan ending: Chill Allies ending: Horny Soviet ending: *Leader of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.*
@RFGfotografie3 жыл бұрын
Wait David Hasselhof was actually in this? GENIUS
@beinggreenandunseen3171 Жыл бұрын
You done good Hasselhof… you done… *Red Alert 4 gets released* …ow….
@andrewthedukeMK28 ай бұрын
6:05 "Yes... he did try to level Moscow and kill millions of innocent people, but only because he was trying to protect us. And in the end... isn't that what really matters?" I love how, in part, this game mocks the hypocrisy of the Americans about the greater good. I kinda love how these guys end up being the ones that impose their point of view to the rest of the world, making that none of the factions are actually "the good guys".
@Dans_TableTennis3 жыл бұрын
The English women gets it all
@Johnnyreengo3 жыл бұрын
this game was wonderfully cheesy
@migalorsdarwin19303 жыл бұрын
I only played the C&C From the 90s, this stuff looks like a Parody of C&C.
@ginolorenzo41172 жыл бұрын
I knew David Hasselhof would be president some day
@axostierIVАй бұрын
I like how the outro song from soviet faction is kinda similar Kane: "ONE VISION... ONE PURPOSE..."
@rey_pracoustycmusic3 жыл бұрын
I Think I Love The Empire Ending🙏
@redstormthecoder58182 жыл бұрын
The accurate ending of us and ru is amazing.
@WeiweiCheng2 жыл бұрын
Back then I didn't realize there were so many famous actors in the game.
@keselekbakiak2 жыл бұрын
The girls are probably one of the interesting points from red alert series. Sadly with the internet nowadays, i fear they will lose this tradition. If they ever decide to make another red alert game (not that stupid
@pafnutiytheartist3 ай бұрын
I'm a little sad that things like that just won't fly today
@waffledude1111113 жыл бұрын
the girl pouring tea for empire ending is better looking than all three faction's girls.
@casusbelli92253 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@ДимаМакеев-х3ы2 жыл бұрын
Tea, flashback tea from 1 Red alerta
@jackkreacherr93392 жыл бұрын
Rip Westwood. EA deployed their nukes on you way too early.
@misraaditya92132 жыл бұрын
EA deployed their Ion Cannon + Nuke + Psionic Dominator + Rift Generator + SCUD Storm + ...
@GUIORLOFF2 жыл бұрын
I miss the time when games really delivered what we wanted, and with hot chicks, as well auhauhuah! Nowadays is only politics, hypocracy, and fake social justice!
@beekarinsaan3 ай бұрын
8:12, not sure what kind of "fun" he's talking about. 😂🤣
@BruceKraftJr2 күн бұрын
The amount of major actors in this is simply staggering
@TwoWheelWarrior3 жыл бұрын
Way to go buddy!
@stepanserdyuk45892 жыл бұрын
Jenny McCarthy is having the time of her life in these
@yokaboka3 жыл бұрын
the star power in this clips is frankly baffeling.
@vevans00093 жыл бұрын
The Soviet Ending seems underwhelming compared to the others.....
@RichardX13 жыл бұрын
(insert joke about communism here)
@noobster47793 жыл бұрын
soo....getting one women or two at the same time is worse then becoming basically the worlds leader....ok...some people are so easily corrupted by the flesh......pathetic....
@red_pills3 жыл бұрын
@@noobster4779 virgin logic
@DragetaLP3 жыл бұрын
I don't know how you could think that the Soviet ending is underwhelming. The woman is the hottest of the four and you will be the leader of the world. Seems like a win-win scenario to me, though communism will rule the world in this instance.
@vevans00093 жыл бұрын
@@DragetaLP Least she could have done was wear a lovely dress and walk toward the balcony with the newly appointed Premier.🤷🏻♂️
@brkus26653 жыл бұрын
When game developers knew they made games for boys and they were good. Why is no longer cool to have a target audience is beyond me.
@ericmcconnaughey27822 жыл бұрын
The blonde in the black dress is Jenny McCarthy, right? Of the 4, she's the only one I'd avoid, because she seems to be completely nuts.
@politrazor2 жыл бұрын
every scifantasy can come true...
@Workingatm3 жыл бұрын
Empire wins: You become one of the most powerful men in a fascist genocidal dictatorship, you live a luxurious life and get a woman for your needs Allies win: You are praised as a general in the capitalist world order, the citiziens of the defeated nations will be damned even more than in our timeline after the USSR collapsed, also you get 2 women to date Soviets win: You replaced the previous crazy leader, the world has been liberated from opression and humanity faces a peaceful and promising future, women will not stop your #grind There is only one based ending, and it's the soviet one.
@NostalgicGamerRickOShay3 жыл бұрын
The Grinder Tank doesn't appear until Uprising. 😉
@able34bravo37Ай бұрын
2:48 I'm including "Supreme Shogun" on my resume from now on.
@lwrncschmchr3 жыл бұрын
Is the mad scientist played by Peter Stormare?
@Nvd19873 жыл бұрын
Happy to be the Commander
@cyrusiithegreat28243 жыл бұрын
Soviet Ending is Canon
@multitopicinterest8963 жыл бұрын
No, The expansion (Uprising) confirmed Allied ending was canon
@desolatortrooper71963 жыл бұрын
@@multitopicinterest896 i think that i have heard somewhere that every endings is Canon in every Red Alert but those are each in differents timelines. But i may still be wrong. Anyway the Uprising ending is 'kinda' a statu quo ending because the world is still divided by US and Soviet Union. I think Japan is doomed because the Allies have already kill/stoo Tatsu and now that Future Tech have been beaten the Red Army, under the commander's lead, can go back East to crush the Japan. I really wish they made a Red Alert 4 because Uprising seems so much have an open ending.
@lars99253 жыл бұрын
@@desolatortrooper7196 Well, the Allied ending is canon in every main title (RA1, RA2, RA3) for the Red Alert timeline. However, since there is a pretty big story hole between Yuri's Revenge and RA 3 and since there is nothing after Uprising the Soviet endlings could be canon for the expansions... I kinda prefer to have an open ending, but I would really like to have a Red Alert 4.