Compilation Of Michael’s Best Jokes About Mobile Phones | Michael McIntyre

Mobile phone numbers, Facetime, fighting over a charger, listening to other people’s phone calls.
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[@shaya9745]

“But it’s your number sir” “Yes but you’ve ruined it”

[@HumaneWulf]

“Excuse me love, you’re currently travelling in the wrong direction.. I think you need to concentrate more on your own geography. Alriite...” 🤣🤣🤣

[@eviegadenne1539]

Hahaha I love that scene

[@leonbanks5728]

@@eviegadenne1539 The bit about reading stations you're not stopping at and thinking you're going to die when another train comes past is also hilarious.

[@-Tidgy]

The facetime thing is too true and anyone who says they don't do that is lying 😂

[@ivylasangrienta6093]

My mum doesn't but only cos she always calls without her glasses on and she can't see the smaller screen without them, not clearly anyway. But I definitely do.

[@ABrokenCowboy]

I don't

[@-Tidgy]

@@ABrokenCowboy liar 😊

[@silverspoonaj6483]

I don't use facetime

[@Philrc]

i don't

[@simonjones3456]

His observations are things I don't even think about but once he points them out, I find myself thinking ' yeah I do that, why do I do that? 'or 'I know someone like that'. I I would watch him over any alternative edgy comedian. He's the master of observational comedy.

[@AJBeetle1]

Absolutely agree. He doesn't need to be "edgey" or offensive to be funny. That's the mark of a really talented comic

[@simonjones3456]

@@AJBeetle1 That's what I think too. It's easy just to throw in swear words and talk about anything disgusting or uncomfortable to get laughs. But harder to make everyday situations funny.

[@paulaeyoung]

This man is the funniest comedian I have ever watched!

[@simonjones3456]

@@paulaeyoung I think he probably is for me too.

[@whyamigae9666]

Simon Jones just making your comment count a solid 5 x

[@TheEmpressMouse]

I have a huge amount of respect for anyone who can walk out on stage and make that many people laugh like crazy. Talent like that isn’t made. It’s born.

[@TheStianmann]

If he's born with it, why should he receive respect for it? I would rather say he has worked hard on his passion, and that is worthy of respect.

[@Ravioliyt]

All comedians work hard to make audiences laugh. He writes his shows, he doesn't improvise. To suggest that this is just talent and not hard work is an insult to the artist.

[@ursulaq3653]

He has both!

[@penelopesoumelidis1828]

No one has made me laugh as much as this guy. He’s brilliant.

[@sarahstrong7174]

Actually it is worth trying to create a stand-up routine for yourself as an insight inducing learning experience. It is hard work & takes practise. It took me a couple of years practise to be able to create any decent ones.

[@Kari.F.]

If you've just discovered this guy, you have to look up the one where he's had tooth surgery and gone completely numb in the mouth. I laughed so hard, I almost wet myself. The Brits have the best stand-up comedians anywhere in my opinion, and this guy is at the very top of my list.

[@Alan-hq6ei]

Kari F my best friend and I find that video so funny!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@olgadreamed7925]

Omg yes thats the absolute best

[@yvonnekithi9430]

Damn right !!!

[@HonzukiNoGekokujou]

Yup, one of my favorite videos from him. For those looking for it, type in “Michael McIntyre Dentist” and it should come out.

[@janesweetman9890]

As a Brit, I can only agree.

[@jordans8527]

His hair adds to his character, love it 😅😅😅

[@Su-ri5ob]

It's the permanent look of bewilderment on his face too.

[@slice_of_lemon]

When i give someone my number and they repeat it differently, I just give up and look at their phone.

[@tillyfrisco6666]

His jokes on paper wouldn’t be funny but the way he acts it out he makes it hilarious

[@blackblade6646]

I literally cried laughing at the part about bringing all your encyclopedias, photo albums, etc. out with you before there were cell phones. 😂

[@SmallFaerie]

And the torch! XD

[@yaserthe1]

How on earth does he make the most mundane things funny.

[@alanmorgan8647]

I was thinking how on earth does he make a living?

[@markfox1545]

@@reubenkumar7388 - you clearly don't know what mundane means; experiences that everyone can relate to ARE mundane experiences.

[@reubenkumar7388]

Mark Fox huh?

It's called observational comedy and it is a whole genre. Ackle Ackinkacker is of course a master.

[@mrsfoss3368]

@ I laughed so hard at that!!!

[@G254611]

This is so true - when people repeat my number the way I am not used to - I have to repeat it again my way. So hilarious!!

[@cocochanel3074]

He is one of the funniest people! And he is just adorable!

[@stephaniemitchellmitchell746]

Coco Chanel he is precious

[@EleanorPeterson]

Can you imagine having him for a dad? :-)

[@katkenobi6765]

Elli P He could be my “DADDY” anytime!!! I’ve got a massive crush on him and David Mitchell. Lol

[@kauffrau6764]

100%

[@irmaadyatnimawardi]

OMG, the pen part, happens to me every single time lol

[@CanadianBritishBoy]

No

[@whynot4921]

@@CanadianBritishBoy they didn't ask a question

[@nathaliejk3696]

"You might as well hold the phone to your ear and hold up a hand mirror to your face!" LMAO

[@michaeldelia9048]

I just found him 1 mnth ago, i can't stop watching, how fu#*@ing funny.

[@happytime7222]

Wonderful , I listened to him reading his book, it was terrific. Such talent

[@1969Kismet]

Lucky you! You're in for a real treat. Oh! To discover Michael McIntyre all over again : )

[@pizzalover885]

Try to watch his stand up comedy about people with children and people without. It's so clever and hilarious.

[@AB-gz9yb]

Michael Delia where are you from to not have heard about Michael he’s been around for years

[@caroln6895]

👌His jokes are very relatable- just a twist on everyday life

[@LadyHashZ]

This guy is the best comedian in the world !!!!!!!! I can relate to each and every single thing he is saying !! Who is this genius ?!!?!! I have just discovered him and I’m obsessed !!!!

[@finn-de9zy]

Me too😂

[@RG-ja34sep]

Are you kidding ? If not, his name is Michael McIntyre.

[@rosemarymonty5399]

Me too. He’s hilarious.

[@kathrynandersonmusicallover]

R G don’t you mean aichael akkincakor! I know I can’t spell it properly but you hopefully get what I mean?!

[@lauraharmour]

Britain's top comedian

[@lauradavis1947]

The charger thief is at large within my household

[@thedunyadoneya2628]

It's the butler

[@toberkhalid7133]

I'm the charger thief! I dont even have a phone

[@christinaholmes7718]

is it you

[@prettyinpinky5937]

I literally woke up and my charger was gone from my room, it had been there when I’d gone to bed🤣🙈

[@caralama08]

Laura D Purchase yourself another charger 🔌 and seclude it away in a secret area! For your eyes 👀 ONLY! 👍

[@DizzyDior12]

“I’VE TAKEN THE WRONG MMMMBLOODEH TRAIN!!!”

[@SimplyBeautiful516]

I remember not having cell phones and the bit about not taking our photo albums, every piece of music, board games, etc. is hilarious and true. The fact that we do that now Sounds ridiculous when he puts it like that!!! 🤣

[@msamour]

It just occurred to me watching this video that Michael is probably the only stand up comedian that runs a full marathon while he's making a show.

[@Shebeast3]

kinda like lee evans too

[@michaelroelant7134]

And peter kay.

[@bradlywiebe3673]

I've just today discovered Michael McIntyre... and I've literally been watching his comedy all day long. Truly one of the most brilliant comedic minds of all time!

[@user-ni6ik8qg9z]

Me either, in 2020. It's relaxing after a long working day

[@yaserthe1]

This dude’s joke are all funny because they are true.

[@SuperTzippy]

Exactlyyyyy

[@MayukhDewan]

clean and funny every time. congratulations Michael

[@iggyblitz8739]

@Mansimar Singh Well mostly, he certainly doesn't rely on swear words like many comedians, he can make you laugh regardless of needing to swear.

[@damian-795]

He is the best :-)

[@Anna133199]

He definitely likes talking about balls. Is that clean? To me, whether comedy is "clean" or not doesn't matter, but his balls jokes don't add much.

2:37 I love each and every "fuck" and "shit" coming out of Michael's mouth.

[@ForeverAYaoiFan]

"IAN IT'S DAD. I'M ON TRAIN"

[@UNDERSIA]

The campiest straight man ever to walk the earth 😂 Michael rules ❤️👑😁

[@ed4all33]

The frantic search for a pen , the charger situation , the facetime thing ....omg he just described me. 😃

[@brijeshsk5077]

World needs more of observational comedians like him! World would be a much better place!!

[@MacFuzeller]

"IAN!!!!..... I'M ON TRAIN!"

[@han05426]

“HAVE YOU GOT HOMEWORK? RIGHT! DO IT!.....AND I’LL CHECK IT!” 😂😂

[@thedunyadoneya2628]

SHIT!!

[@dreamhobbiz]

I'VE TAKEN THE WRONG BLOODY TRAIN! 🤣🤣🤣

[@stacywilliams2155]

Excuse me love, you're currently travelling in the wrong direction, I think you need to concentrate more on your own geography. Alright.

[@potluckfishing]

I'm on't train

[@nenej.phillips]

“And my torch!” 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dead now.

[@iamalyssastoneman7543]

6:50 I’m in absolute tears 🤣🤣 what got me was when Michael shouted ‘STOP THE PLANE’ 💀💀

[@shofnaakthar3651]

OMG the pen part is SO TRUE!!🤣🤣

[@margaritanarenpithak3926]

So bloody true. I hate people who try to do shortcuts for digits. WHY!!!!!!!!

[@silverbrumbyfan]

I'm a secretary and I get this all the time, I'm slightly dyslexic with numbers I'll often switch numbers round without realising it and then I get people rattling off a number and for the same number they'll group one section and separate another and I'm just there pressing my pen into my pad in despair

[@petyrkowalski9887]

There is nothing less interesting in life than one half of someones elses mobile phone conversation on public transport.

[@judithstein2137]

Oh no… I find them highly amusing

[@lastjellyontheplate8828]

@@judithstein2137 why do they have to talk do loud though? So rude.

[@kc-um6qd]

the only human, in particular comedian, i have ever returned to, to listen again and again.....and again......brilliant.....

[@hass1090]

I wish they had glass roofs on planes so at night you can see the starry skies

[@hejmedlitetH08]

Hass such a random thought but ur right, that would be magical...!

[@hass1090]

hejmedlitetH08 haha I thought about it once on a plane and McIntyre mentioning planes reminded me

[@BASKETBALLORNOTHING]

Sun

[@petermccarthy4475]

So how are there windows..

[@Bevity]

Von Richtenstien Oh good lord.....

[@aliatabassum6126]

He is best comedian.

[@ShaiMarlin5350]

There are many comedians out there but I love Michael because he relates to the simple human parts that we all share in our day to day lives.. to find humour in these small things just shows that we are all the same ❤️

[@hajjihbofficial]

YOUR PHONE IS JUST NEXT TO THE CHARGER- ... Oh no

[@amberthomasjohnson6712]

My phone is on the charger

[@Bik998]

How on earth he is standing at the top of comedy world without anchoring on sex jokes every other second.

[@joshuabartlett3589]

Because hes actually funny.

[@JB-vd8bi]

He doesn't need shock to be funny

[@paulkazjack]

Y infringing material and is intended solely for the average person

[@RainbowRiver]

That bit about the angry guy on the train! I'm in actual tears! Poor Ian😂

[@LukeTR2000]

Not gonna lie I needed this during my last week at college 😂😂

[@tomsdottir]

last week at college - YAY!

[@HighTen_Melanie]

A lovely compilation of mobile phone talk. Michael McIntyre is hilarious. ❤️

[@SweetNSassyMom3]

Love this guy! Freaking hilarious 😂!!!

[@marybrewster1693]

I just love Michael..he never fails to make me laugh. He is absolutely Brilliant .

[@gaminglindis66]

Love his haha

[@andrewhendy5920]

he’s brilliant at taking the most simple situations and making clean and genuinely hilarious content. his use of expressions and voice and movement is legendary

[@cuteandfluffypikachu3405]

The face time part was exactly what it was like talking to my parents the other day on my birthday it was hilarious since they are in there late 70s and I was so excited when it connected and so were they 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@friedsoybean]

That "concentrate on your own geography" is the level of sassiness I aspire to be.. Truly brilliant woman and brilliant comedy

[@cann4229]

I have seen his videos many times, and every time he has me in tears 😅😅😅😭

[@ivylasangrienta6093]

And this is why MY charger is in my bedroom...

[@Ra3daLov3r]

I have five in my room cause I always loose them

[@ayristamiller2019]

What a wonderful person! He is absolutely hilarious ♥️ I love his personality and his hysterical observations on everyday life.

[@imogenjackson4551]

Michael is my all time favourite comedian 🤣🤣

[@toddhunter3137]

I'm the guy on the train doing the rapid head movement trying to get the name of the station we're not stopping at lol 😂 😂😂😂🚂🚂🚂

[@mattvezz]

1:02 did he just give the internet his number 😂

[@sourdemon]

Im sure it's just a random number. I don't think he'd give his real phone number to thousands maybe millions of people 😕

[@MrMetalManMe]

Call it😀

[@thedunyadoneya2628]

He only gave 10 digits

[@Laura-pq8mt]

Something I like about Michael is that he doesn’t make sex jokes all the time or swear, it’s really refreshing

[@rachelculloden80]

He has the brightest smile that I ever seen. Just beautiful

[@gerRule]

Haha I used to always do that pen thing so now I just type it into the phone and screenshot it

[@shantolion1576]

Good advice!

[@gerRule]

Shanto Lion glad I could help 😂

[@cyndianderson7056]

Brilliant. I wish I'd thought of that in my no pen moments. Lol.

[@mistermagnifico]

He's always so relatable

[@lindalee-brown5539]

He’s so right about mobile phone numbers 😂

[@KRISHNAKUMAR-pg6hl]

You are absolutely brilliant 👌👌👌

[@alilitooki]

I almost spit out my cereal. 🤣😂🤣

[@EllaLioness-to6ve]

Love his jokes and energy. SO MUCH ENERGY 😊

[@donnacabot3550]

Bloody brilliant. I'm trying too find the one where he skips thru a health food store. Best laugh ever.

[@joygreig7768]

Michael McIntyre Dieting

[@sunlight657]

“I think you need to focus on your own geography” JDINSIDNSIMSISMIS 😂

[@Ssecave]

The train part, was on point ! So freaking true. Laughed so hard.

[@aparna776]

The phone number part is so true!

[@siobhanwilliams2116]

The pen situation is me, hilariously true!

[@monkey-trial...6578]

I love the almost perfect moe of the 3 stooges hair! A grown out version of dumb and dumber too! Id wear a wig like either of these, for fun.

[@krt88nc]

I’m watching this on my phone going damn, the guy is so correct

[@hannahtomlinson4408]

He's so right about how people say phone numbers. When people say my phone number differently I don't recognise my own number lol

[@leonbanks5728]

The train jokes were the best part.

[@carolekohl-duggan9982]

He makes us realise how funny and sometimes ridiculous we people can be...and l love it! :)

[@sophielove7896]

This guy is a genius..

[@aliciaking2464]

I can't watch this at work cos I can't scream out with laughter trying to hold laughter in!!!...so funny love Michael McIntyre..thank u..

[@lestat3212]

Thank you for the laughter

[@cottoncandy4486]

The way Micheal can say 777 in so many ways is priceless. That's genius pure genius. Plus he is adorable.

[@cs_fl5048]

He is the most amazing... He makes mundane jokes, some aren't even logical or sensible, which is ok... and some aren't even that funny but he is so frenetic that by the time you figure this all out he has moved on and you find you're already laughing to the point of tears.

[@sauluxville]

Maps! I may need maps! Someone may advise me to concentrate on my own geography and then where I am without my maps, my encyclopedias and my portable nuclear power station to charge my billboard size phone???

[@houndandhandbag]

I need my encyclopedias! And a torch! Good lord, I can't get anything done watching this man I am laughing so hard!

[@SandraNelson063]

I didn't get a cell phone til I was in my 40s. Just over ten yrs ago. So I forget to plugh it in, I forget what the ring tone sounds like, I wander off everywhere without it. I completely forget that other people may want to talk to me. I have a lovely Samsung that I can just barely figure out how to make a call from. Still figuring out how to ANSWER the thing. And I slavishly keep ALL the tickets, FOR YEARS. Because you just never know.

[@natashasl89]

u

[@JBG-AjaxzeMedia]

well you see there's a big green button and a big red button, and if you look closely there is a dotted line in which arrows point toward the center of the line, now we've all seen an answer picture and hang up picture, the hang up one tends to have a circle with a cross through it and the answer one is just a phone, when you go to answer the phone, you want to use the arrows as an advantage to press whichever button you please, hold it down, but not too hard, touchscreens are sensitive, and you just swipe the icon to the center of the line and boom you've made it. BONUS FACT: if you look at almost the top of the screen, you will see the name of the person calling you, not just a number, so long as you've named the contact, you will know who's calling you so you will know whether you want to answer or how you should answer, if there's no name and it says 'Sheffield' or any other city or state DON'T answer it unless you want to waste 5 minutes if your life

[@walkingtalkingdread]

As someone who got a phone when they were sixteen years old, can’t relate

[@mmmc5122]

Your so sweet to share your truth. Pay no attention to the detractors.

[@debbiehenri345]

I'm exactly the same with my phone. My husband pities it, because it's left behind, goes uncharged for weeks, and I keep forgetting how to make a text, make a call or answer it. I just randomly press buttons until it shuts up. Sometimes, my son and husband try to instruct me on how to use it - and that's when I turn into Eddie from Frasier, and all I hear is 'Blah Blah Blah' and 'Yadda Yadda Yadda.'

[@gloriapaddock4618]

Love him,he is so funny.

[@project_letters]

That last part is the best come back for someone else ever! I was laughing so hard!!!

[@evilturnip8365]

"IAN!!... ITS DAD IM ON TRAIN ! "

[@soulwhispererwendy554]

I laughed so much at the last comment!!! Brilliant delivery!

Brilliant jokes and I laughed my lunges out. Anybody knows a good surgeon?? ;-)

[@jennifers4423]

I'm now picturing you laughing so much, you're now lunging! 🤣🤣

[@thedunyadoneya2628]

Bob Mortimer is your best bet, he can do everything else expertly.

[@JayCreates]

Any surgeon who can find your lunges i applaud 😂

[@shyamelittle6938]

I just sat here for about 10 minutes laughing my ass off and working out what my number is in millions thinking how pissed the next person to ask for it is going to be 😂😂😂

[@lynosborne]

Michael you are wonderful...you brighten my day.

[@silvercloud1276]

Love Michael, he is very entertaining !!

[@cherark1]

He is Brilliant

[@saraht7257]

🤣😂🤣brilliant you've ruined my number 😂

[@ebonyloveivory]

The facetime thing...skype, video calls, what have you...those are all legit. We are ALL looking at our own faces please don't lie to yourselves hahaahahahah

[@judyheim6998]

I love a comedian who actually is funny and not just using shock value of vulgarity to get laughs. Bill Cosby was actually a great comedian because he just viewed things in life differently and was hilarious. So heartbreaking he turned out to be the kind of man he is.

[@idaornstein1305]

The one where he’s at the dentist is totally hilarious. I’ve watched a number of times and I still find it very funny!

[@MrTruth111]

'I don't remember' 'FUCK YOU' hahahaha

[@narges8438]

Michael Mclntyre the king of comic ❤️🤴🏼❤️

[@JohnVerpeleti]

Superb observational skills. 👏

[@bl_leafkid4322]

Michael Macintyre Thank you Every Video makes me laugh til tears come.

[@oscarcampbellhobson]

Man the billion bit 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sc882tt]

Tickets please !!! 😂😂😂😂😂