Compilation Of Michael McIntyre's Best Short Jokes | Michael McIntyre

Check out Michael McIntyre's best short jokes!
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[@sarahjessop1581]

I’m now addicted to watching Michael McIntyre. He’s hilariously spot-on about normal life, without (often) using obscenities. Makes me howl with laughter.

[@isaacthegoat1432]

So funny

[@loubot8333]

Definitely the best comedian of our time, absolutely amazing guy.

[@ellabrown2587]

Same

[@Pebblesmas]

Me 2,addicting!!!

[@killiansolomon8434]

i dont mean to be so offtopic but does any of you know of a tool to get back into an Instagram account?? I was dumb lost my password. I would love any assistance you can give me

[@channie_ya]

Solution to the missing pen when on the phone, just say "Hold on, this pen doesn't work, I gotta go get a new one. Would you wait for a minute please?"

[@anyexpat]

Sure comedy routines are all about finding solutions rather than humour

[@kingh7329]

Your an absolute genius

[@ProfessorCLion]

Or just open up notes on your phone

[@danielatj2000]

I was thinking the same, like shhh know one needs to know, just say it ran out of ink 🤣🤣🤣😊

[@kitemanmusic]

Leave them hanging on...and on...

[@1000teresa4ever]

There's Michael McIntyre; then there's his hair. It's a performance in a performance.

[@SaraFJones]

Thanks, now I can’t stop looking at it 🤦‍♀️😂

[@cathalorourke1]

Inceperformance

[@laurahall907]

Very meta

[@calebsmommy812]

Reminds me of the guy in that viral video years ago arguing about the wicked witch of the east LOL

[@krrk6337]

He can make jokes about walking. What a comedy genius.

[@evatarida]

KR!RK exactly! Genius! Every thing is a comedic material. And he done it nicely. Wow.

[@kitemanmusic]

I can make jokes about wanking.

[@Mushroom321-]

"I'M winning".. 🤣

[@Mushroom321-]

Well done Michael, "I'm practicly flying" 🙄😂

[@isaacthegoat1432]

Just banter

[@sandramadaris7814]

Thank You God for Michael McIntyre!!! I just love him--his humor has really lifted my spirits in some recent tough days!😊💖

[@charmaineclayton2018]

Love you, Michael McIntyre. You keep 😊 my spirit up here in no English, no any other language, here in Itly

[@HighTen_Melanie]

_I’m going to get totally and utterly car parked!_ 😆🙌

[@rosiefay7283]

0:02 That's a bizarre notion: that it's only posh people who use slang words like those.

[@wenchekarlskov1423]

In my country we say DRITINGS😂🍸

[@Darkiie]

*_Spangled_* should be everyone's go to

[@hallquiche]

”Whooh, I was absolutely tooth brushed yesterday!”

[@harleywilliams9818]

@@hallquiche ahahahahahahaha brilliant

[@afropunkx]

I’m getting absolutely Micheal McIntyred this weekend.

[@lastjellyontheplate8828]

I got absolutely Michael McIntyred last weekend, this weekend I'm getting absolutely pantihosed.

[@RPGKingdom64]

How much more positive would the world be if we all just skipped to work 😂

[@StephenLewisful]

Ria Ford Or to see a biker gang pour out of a bar and skip to their motorcycles.

[@matthewharding4462]

@@StephenLewisful Yes to you both! That would be magnificent!

[@nghtwng1572]

@@StephenLewisful This is a blessed comment😂😂😂

[@Steve-fe4lq]

And synced our arms together as well..... The world would indeed be a grand place in which to live.

[@postcardsfromgeorgia4294]

👍😂😂😂

[@that_lucie_girl5415]

Just moved into university dorms today, first time living away from home and was honestly just up at 1:30am still to have a bit of a cry, then this comes up in my youtube feed and now im cheered up 😁

[@ParkeLife]

University is scary at first but give it some time and you'll have the best time of your life and meet friends for life there. Hang in there 😊

[@timh1907]

Keep going, you'll love it 👍👍

[@robbiebunge859]

This, too, shall pass. My daughter leaves in 2 months. Good luck to you 🙏

[@nishajassal1476]

Call me if you feel sad again 😭

[@Joe_Payne]

I hope it's going well. I'm in Year 13. I'll be in your shoes soon. (On my first day I will comment on this. You have my word.)

[@openyreyes]

I can't remember how many times I watch this, but every time he makes me laugh.

[@pinkpanther4641]

Same here. I think it's because its so brilliant the things he comes up with. We maybe could think of some things also but to communicate them like he does is impossible.

[@deborahdanielson8901]

He’s brilliant! Making ordinary, daily, boring activities so funny😂😂😂

[@abornbuyer]

Is there a topic out there that Michael can't make you laugh hysterically on? Because so far I haven't heard one yet! Michael is simply a natural at making people laugh!

[@thenandnow111]

To be able to keep an audience in laughter all the time. Now that's a great talent. Even his jokes that he hadn't lined up are even funny. How anyone can say he's underrated is beyond belief. He's hilarious.

[@kitemanmusic]

I would say he is overrated, but that is just me(an).

[@lastjellyontheplate8828]

@@kitemanmusic yeah it is just you

[@dlwatib]

We need a word in the English language for that lovely skipping with synchronized arm motion. Now that Michael has invented it, it cannot go unnamed. Since we often name things after their inventor, I propose McIntyring.

[@edytar5679]

Sounds odly catchy 😂 I'll feed it to my inner vocabulary monster and see if it munches 😂😂 sorry it's late and my mind's half shut down 😅😂

[@laurencereid1462]

McInskippying?

[@infiniteinspiration1628]

Skippydidooda-mcintyriaaaaa?😂😂😂😂😂

[@gandalfgaertner]

Man, i was soooo McIntyred the other day...

[@PetroicaRodinogaster264]

dlwatib Before I read your suggestion I thought ‘Macintyring’ so I second your motion.

[@ellenhannon5298]

I actually started yawning when he started talking about yawning

[@afloatingpineapple6170]

Yeh same

[@lenajesse]

Same. And I yawned again as I read your comment. :D

[@wowftw120]

I felt tired and suddenly felt the urge to, and again when reading your comment, that's weird!

[@wenchekarlskov1423]

Me too😂

[@Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg]

Me five!

[@gaiusmaecenas1861]

If someone asks me for a pen and I don’t have one I feel guilty for days afterwards. It’s one of my biggest nightmares, because I ALWAYS have a pen on me EXCEPT when someone asks me for one!

[@wowftw120]

That's because they need a pen in a situation where you typically wouldn't need a pen, just think to deliberately have a pen on you in the most non typical situations

[@jondonnelly4831]

Keister one.

[@melanytodd2929]

deekat3279 : 😂😂😂😂❣. Yep❣

[@TheRedAzuki]

Do you have a pen on you now?

[@gaiusmaecenas1861]

TheRedAzuki As I’m sitting at my desk, yes ;)

[@Ayeayecapn88]

I am absolutely cucumbered

[@bilindalaw-morley161]

Anthony Ausitn I like that one!

[@mathewhale3581]

Oooh...sounds painful. Maybe a quick trip to hospital and have it professionally removed?

[@AR-fh2uh]

No, that is definitely a different thing.

[@oldaccounttwo9794]

Should've seen it man, I was COMPLETELY dick-tipped last night

[@whoever_81]

I am totally tomatoed

[@francaperotti5934]

I lied about the pen, that is me every time.

[@rosiefay7283]

This is why should should always have a pen and some paper by the phone.

[@Peppi94]

What is an "argos pen"?

[@francaperotti5934]

@@Peppi94 an argos pen is a small pen that you write down numbers out of a catalogue of the item you want to buy.

[@Peppi94]

@@francaperotti5934 Thank you!

[@francaperotti5934]

@@Peppi94 your welcome.

[@JR-mq3xf]

I skip at work when I'm happy. It's so satisfying

[@Lizzyphysio]

I am totally and utterly glad I stumbled upon this human being. Best comedy ever!!!

[@tfilms7145]

This is just perfection, who else saw this and instantly stopped life for this

[@MichealVakas]

He is so funny!

[@thekremlingremlin7616]

I wanted to stop my life completely after I realised humanity has stooped to the point of finding this funny

[@estelleburke9408]

Anyone else drop everything they were doing when this notification came in?😂😂

[@larawabsie]

Mary E. W. Burke Yep xD

[@zuuzuuka]

I made the likes 100

[@DragonLuver44]

Yes! I was watching Alien 2 and saw this come up and stop the movie!😂😂😂

[@melanytodd2929]

Me❣

[@grahamlive]

No, I waited 3 days.

[@joperhop]

Works with a lighter as well. "got a lighter" checks all pockets "no sorry, dont smoke"

[@Kinarmi]

This is brilliant. He is so funny! We all need a good laugh every so often.

[@Gypsyjoe67]

He made my day, week and month, beats all that COVID talk and kills the boredom of lockdown in a very positive and fun way! Thank you Michael! 👍

[@deborahwatson2432]

The best english comedian ever! 💕

[@____7460]

I love these old archived clips. Please keep them coming

[@Telthecelt]

He never fails to bring a smile or a lol. Comic genius. He and Billy Connolly out of the same box. We end up laughing at ourselves.:)

[@S.R.Crnt.]

He's such a funny guy. I dont think he's ever shot and missed. All his jokes hit the laughter bones all the time.I hope Post-Covid times (if ever) will allow for a world tour.. or at least a Europe tour.

[@myrmillionade3512]

I had such a terrible day today and I got some horrible news and then I watch this and it put a smile on my face. Thank you for the wonderful wonderful jokes. Michael you are a lifesaver you make life just a little bit nicer.

[@pinkpanther4641]

You're not alone. Had the same happen to me. It's non- stop with him and that is perfect for not thinking about other things.

[@myrmillionade3512]

@@pinkpanther4641 I’m sending you love and light. Stay strong. One day at a time. And with a little Michael thrown in the mix.

[@SugaMot]

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that it is the jokes that are short, rather than jokes about short people

[@DesertDog]

Don't worry mate, everyone gets there in the end

[@cleo7282]

This is a good short joke too

[@kitty62862]

Bab Rass Ditto

[@makeyourownmagic.6401]

Bab Rass took me to read your comment to realise it wasn’t about short people! So don’t worry lol!

[@mjhopgoodswe]

Me too...

[@Jo-hc8pm]

I actually laughed out loud about the pen joke. I love how Michael jokes about things we do in our everyday lives.

[@charlottecolley8713]

You are always BRILLIANT! We are all like this ... and we KNOW IT!!! ♥️🤣👍

[@notthedoctor8621]

The thing about the tights is always so true 💀💀💀 WHY DO THEY GO UP TO YOUR ELBOWS ?

[@Heygoodlooking-lk9kg]

Not the Doctor to get all the fat in!!!!

[@harleywilliams9818]

So you can put your arms in and walk around like a penguin 😂😂 but on a serious note..wtf they sooo long 😂 and no .they make the belly worse haha

[@lastjellyontheplate8828]

When they first came out in London around the sixties, they were one size fits all, and never came past my knees as I'm tall, but my besty was short so they fit her perfectly.

[@SarahWhiskas]

Skipping is, indeed, magnificent. I should do it more often.

[@jobkramer560]

Don't forget the arms, you can go twice as fast!

[@deborahdanielson8901]

He’s a quarantine sanity saver. Love the laughs😂😂😂

[@kauffrau6764]

Watching him, can't stop laughing - he's a genius.

[@abbyscheiman7905]

I started yawning the microsecond he mentioned yawning 😂

[@catmom1322]

This guy is wonderful! His comedy is terrific & I noticed he's quite good-looking, too.

[@Metusion]

I was completely kangarood the other day.

[@originaldahha]

ahhhh a fellow aussie =P

[@mattfoley1718]

Metusion mate I had way too much I was absolutely crocodiled

[@Fuzcapp]

Had a night of total clock n stylus, let me tell ya. Snow faced! I was nothing but underfelt to the remote control, if you know what I mean ...

[@zacherymcdonnell281]

Metusion sounds aussie

[@mama--rua]

Oh no thats something different 😁

[@RuanAntunes7]

There are lots of funny comedians but Michael is up there with the funniest I've ever seen.

[@littlep.6957]

I love this man. He is hilarious.

[@chachaali9690]

The book joke was my favourite, but this guy is definitely one of the best comedians around.

[@ogenno5029]

He's just so funny he can literally joke about anything!

[@raeannaroylance5401]

“I’m practically flying!”😂

[@taviakane2807]

My absolute favourite - the most clever, most relatable, downright brilliant, comedian ever 💖

[@thinkagain3443]

Oh thanks that short humour break was just what I needed. Getting caught using your phone while you're skipping, that'll be next.

[@traceytansley1659]

He is hilarious. .love Michael McIntyre!!!!

[@vivienneoneill5400]

Me to,he is great.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@quillchii]

The skipping! That’s so true! 😂😂🤣

[@rosebell9920]

I love this guy. Watched almost all his videos, they take my mind off the stress I had for the day

[@carynlaw8459]

I totally want to start skipping everywhere. LOL

[@kitty62862]

Caryn Law I’ve actually forgotten how

[@matthewharding4462]

do itttt, I will join you haha

[@bumnut88]

you sir hands down are one of the best comedians! youre so relatable with your material and its pure genius! legend!

[@incarnationcharls]

He got amazing energy on the stage 🙌

[@infiniteinspiration1628]

OMG absolutely hilarious!! Skipping!! Lordy him Michael is hysterical! A genius😂😂😂😂😂

[@epicplayz8235]

This is the best thing to watch before bed 😂

[@AnaisIsAce]

The pen stuff is just so funny! 😂

[@ScarzChosenspokesmen]

The skipping one never gets old

[@ShelleyM007]

Best medicine in the world!

[@FuckTheReason]

How does he do it?!? I swear everyone of his joke is just so relatable ! No oder comic does that so well!!

[@shona5512]

It's just called observational humour.

[@purechaos454]

FuckTheReason and he’s infinitely likeable unlike so many comics. And his comedy isn’t at all offensive. Just clever and hilarious

[@zaydawood5354]

I was completely and utterly Johannesburged!!! 🍺

[@AndiFels]

Shot?

[@TheStarviking]

I was Graafrenieted!

[@themultiverse5447]

Got drunk taking shots, or shot while drinking?

[@hisky.]

I live in Johannesburg lmao

[@leanneblake4248]

From Syd. Australia. M.M's comedy immediately just lifts your Spirits.

[@kitemanmusic]

I have a drink to lift my spirits.

[@christinakav5029]

Leanne Blake from Melbourne. X

[@faithtaylor9888]

One day he just showed up on my site. Never heard of him before being a American. He is the funniest man I have ever listened to .

[@HannahChallis]

Same! And 100% Agreed! He’s brilliant! Makes you laugh so!

[@whoever_81]

A genius compilation of a genius comedian!

[@mid1577]

He’s the most graceful skipper I’ve ever seen.

[@jessicakondrach4948]

I have seen so many comics, famous and just at clubs and he is by far the funniest man I have ever seen. I can watch him forever! Such comedy out of daily things we do, I love it. And the clip about the panty hose is hysterical

[@gilltate3029]

Brilliant as always x

[@char-su9vu]

Love his humour! 😂

[@loveazadkashmirandloveall6349]

Hes the best comedian out there!😂😂

[@chansuable]

There are comics and then there are jaw-achingly good comics! 😂

[@writeract2]

the skipping arm swing joke is so original - as is most no all of his material - well done Michael!

[@pxppy.marie08]

I died with the yawning part 🥱😂

[@bumbly1uk]

Really Good Bad Jokes : kzbin.info/www/bejne/jKXcnHhorayShck

[@stuartwallace6154]

Got totally McIntyred last night

[@BinkyTheElf1]

Totally Wallace-Eyed.

[@lorawiese5596]

Laughed so hard when he did the panty hose...so very on point.

[@jackstikkytube]

Let’s be honest... everyone yawned at the yawn part

[@tsundoku5733]

I think everybody was absolutely knackered.

[@lindaashford7187]

All down to mirror neurons ... Google it!

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

To be completely honest I didn't yawn.

[@RuanAntunes7]

Wrong! I yawned when I read this 😂

[@Markyroson]

“I was totally cheesed” 😂

[@wigg1yscott554]

I watched this whilst getting utterly Pringled!

[@leecevictoria481]

Favourite comedian!!! 💘🙏

[@theID2]

something i haven't seen in a long while. actual funny!

[@katherine56631]

Best comedian in life.

[@DoubleDeckerAnton]

Michael is such a natural...😂🤣🔝👍

[@soilgrasswaterair]

Have you ever had someone reach out their arm so you can read the time off their clock and since you didn’t know them at all or well enough you didn’t really dare to look properly, but still said “thank you” and smiled at them and then walked away still not knowing the time?

[@mydogdeli]

Whenever that happens I look at them in stunned disbelief that they're wearing a clock on their arm.

[@ploppyploppy]

I always have to look twice. For some reason the first time I don't actually read the time in my panic, put my arm down, then realise I still don't know and have to look again.

[@themultiverse5447]

No. That is absurd. I am confident.

[@jackiebuchanan7244]

My bucket list Get a heart from Micheal mclntyre

[@PlainVlogs]

Kamypon 45 its not his channel. Its some random guy

[@edm3387]

Joshua Potts it’s clearly not michael McIntyre uploading these videos? Obviously someone uploading them on his behalf. Are u thick with ur « dOn’T mAkE aSsUmPtIoNs »

[@DhavalBrahmbhatt2627]

He is so natural and hence his jokes are so funny

[@b.j.hinote4301]

You are the funniest man ever.

[@billysinge8977]

B.J. Hinote that’s what she said.

[@RiloTheRathlubian]

“Fucking pyjamad!” 😆

[@georgeh6488]

I was absolutely shopping centred 🍺🍺

[@anyexpat]

Did you get completely Tesco Savered?

[@georgeh6488]

Kenny Duff no I was Waitrose finested

[@anyexpat]

@@georgeh6488 Wow sounds like you almsot got double jumpered

[@georgeh6488]

Kenny Duff I was buy one get one free’d

[@feirouzefoufa3036]

I really needed this break 😂🤣🤣🤣 thanks man 👍

[@NikkiSalazar.]

He's practically flying! 😆

[@Baz7575]

Brilliant as ever 👍👍👍 one of these days i'll get to see you live Mr Mcintyre 🍻

[@leereadman9940]

love this guy always makes me laugh

[@plaidshirtanomaly]

I would love to know how many steps micheal does per show 🤣🤣

[@Donatello449]

Lmao, this guy is utterly brilliant. I loved that last one in particular so true and hilarious! 100

[@sheilaburns8977]

Introduced to Michael recently on the Graham Norton Show. His observations about life are witty and his delivery of every day situations is so funny. PEACE to ALL ... and STAY SAFE and HEALTHY.

[@Twinrehz]

I love skipping! ^^ I usually don't do it when people are watching, because I don't want people to think I'm a total weirdo, but it has some curious fun to it.

[@alisonbarratt3772]

I live in Canada.if we ever meet perhaps we could go skipping together.ha ha or we could be each others lookout 2 see if anyone is coming.hs ha ha

[@sparkym.5791]

OMG I LOVE THIS GUY!!! As soon as he said the word yawn, I yawned and I'm watching him on KZbin.... can you believe that shit, he's right it's contagious!!!!! 😅

[@susanreynolds9656]

Brilliant. So funny

[@proudkiwi7641]

What make McIntyre so damn funny like most other comedians is that he talks about everyday shit you actually do but don't even think about it and that makes it funny asf

[@Peppi94]

I yawned through this whole video! Thanks a lot, Michael!!