Craig Gass: More Stories of Gene Simmons ...from KISS

SHOW: 'The Anthony Cumia Show'
AIR DATE: June 10, 2021
Comedian Craig Gass is back with more horrible Gene Simmons stories involving Aerosmith, The WuTang Clan, fat girls, Sebastian Bach, Jimmy Norton, and more.
#CraigGass #GeneSimmons #KISS
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[@skilletburritos8464]

"Gene Simmons.....from Kiss" won't ever get old. And the story of him in the elevator saying OH YEAH as the doors close had me in tears.

[@tobymcgroby8967]

"From Kiss" Should be the name of his comedy special

[@GonzoShitcock]

Mine was: "If you buy the KISS coffin...and pay an extra $10.000...I'll be in the coffin with you!!" That was Craig's impression... but I totally see Gene saying something like that for real

[@johnnyripple8972]

The best.

[@mikanmini9966]

Craig Gass is so talented. Two of his impressions that are more obscure but spot on are his Sam Kinison and Tom Arnold.

[@frankieboy8414]

How is Sam Kinison obscure?

[@debonaire_nerd]

Have I already watched this video? Yes Am I going to rewatch this 26 minute video for the umpteenth time? *OH YEAH*

[@zacktomczak4962]

6:10.." isn't that right paul ?? "..."yeah thats right the diamond package"...💀

[@clw5746]

I could listen to gene stories for hours

[@carterhenry1791]

"It's Gene Simmons . . . . . . . . . FROM KISS"

[@davidsummer8631]

Gene sounds like the Steven Seagal of rock music

[@jimmyrustler8983]

He looks like he should be fighting Seagal in an Indonesian action movie.

[@muschipups4017]

Yes! Yes! Yes!

[@Fazzat333]

Nailed it

[@Facesofevildead420]

We will also accept Hulk Hogan 😂😂 cuz fuck that guy.

[@SchmuckAmok]

Lmao his Sebastian Bach impression is spot on too

[@IvanDaniel28]

that really is a GREAT Sebastian Bach. esp the first line 👌🏼

[@danlivni2097]

I'll tell you an interesting story. In 1978 as an 8 year old, I dressed up for Halloween in a Gene Simmons costume. A day later i get a call from Gene Simmons lawyer. He tells me to stop using the Gene Simmons costume, unless i pay Gene 100 dollars.

[@brainhakker7133]

Gene Simmons, from Kiss 2nd ...... Gene Simmons, from Israel 1st :-D

[@jacobsmith8644]

@@brainhakker7133 hahahahhahahahahaha

[@toddmorrissey8372]

Stooooop!

[@jastrapper190]

Cease and desist… you gotta keep the kiss Army in check. You wanna know what else costs 100 dollars? A KISS COFFIN! Interested? -Mr. Simmons

[@danlivni2097]

@@jastrapper190 Lmao

[@CC-fo7tr]

Sebastian Bach on Trailer Park Boys is the best thing ever.

[@zenguitarankh]

Cigarettes are better than cash!

[@IMDunn-oy9cd]

@@zenguitarankh Mustard Tiger!

[@mitchellmahurin3465]

Who here loves TRAINS?!

[@doodlebob3758]

Dont mention Swazey.

[@IvanDaniel28]

not better than Nopie days.

[@wewuzwolves4428]

That visual of Gene calling dude an idiot . . . . 🤣🤣🤣

[@christophercheney1006]

That Wu Tang story is absolute gold!!

[@tobymcgroby8967]

7:17 I love when Ant says "No" like this lmao

[@jeremygunther9403]

that and the "no" when jimmy asked Anthony if he likes blues music kill me. Anthony has the best inflections

[@tobymcgroby8967]

@@jeremygunther9403 The way Ant replied to Jimmy while they talked about his old HVAC job before radio hah Or when talking about his ex wife, they asked if Ant would help her fight cancer, that was a good one

[@barberjeff67]

I love his Paul Stanley better than the Gene impersonation!

[@Bulldog_skin]

My dad met Gene once. It was at the NAMM show, a huge music industry convention that usually has lots of famous musicians there . My dad’s company was an importer of a well known piano. Apparently this was when his Family Jewels show was still on. A producer or something came to my dad and asked if Gene could could to their booth and play one of the pianos and it be filmed. My dad said Gene Simmons? Who’s that, Richard’s brother? Meaning Richard Simmons the fitness nut. Haha.. In full disclosure, my dad wasn’t trying to be funny or insulting, he just didn’t know who he was. He did come to their booth, I saw the pics but it didn’t make the show, although they did have some scenes of him at NAMM that day with his son.

[@blueberrymcphuckerson9821]

Lame ass story.

[@quirkypurple]

I love hearing Gene Simmons stories. That's cruise boat bit... Haha!

[@King5150Ed]

Craig Gass 2041...."wanna hear my gene Simmons impersonation"

[@velcroroachman7965]

i used to put Gene's fly rig on every night and fly up to the God of Thunder truss to get the spent pyro cause there was no ladder lol

[@wightclaudia]

tell me more

[@lucyfuir6386]

The only reason he gave dime bag a coffin is because he knew the publicity it would get

[@mtbd215]

craig gass is always hilarious

[@davidrosato864]

I hope he does a new impersonation of Gene and Paul talking about their “end of the road” tour in March, 2023.

[@shatwood]

The Mike Lindell voice is the Jesse Ventura voice.

[@defaultusername123]

MyPeelow now painted with SUPER THERMITE PAINT for added comfort and added election integrity

[@AdamBorseti]

Good catch! In fact, I believe you may be exhibiting signs of mind control; it's probably the HAARP unit!

[@rg-yp3bj]

It's Minnesota either way.

[@justinroark88]

20:24 is a equal part hilarious and equal part "fuck Gene Simmons" story

[@LannieLord]

His FUNNIEST Gene Simmons joke was about some kind of Trick Or Treat for UNICEF thing- but it was like Trick or Treat for KISS -- and like the great rewarding feelings these kids would have - for gathering money for KISS . LOL

[@CC-fo7tr]

Gass looks like Garth Brooks, without the soulless eyes

[@elvitricidaelvitricida5633]

I wish Kiss would throw me down the stairs and then console me by hugging me and asking me if i'm ok.

[@rossrobertson674]

I thought of that too

[@page8250]

Jim Norton

[@readmore4178]

Why?

[@rossrobertson674]

@@readmore4178 jim used to fantasize about that as a kid, that little creep

[@readmore4178]

@@rossrobertson674 oh. Wow. Get a life.

[@Facesofevildead420]

I had this all wrong, I could have sworn the..." this is gene simmons......from kiss" story was from O&A . Been looking for this for days!!

[@fredgardner2870]

Craig gas .. up n coming comic for 20 years

[@defaultusername123]

hamburger

[@CodeBleu724]

With all due respect to Gene Simmons...from KISS, who hasn't gone piggin' at least once in their life?

[@brettbanta2100]

I know I sure have, buddy. That’s what god made alcohol for👍

[@finishin.my.coffee8780]

Eh...alright, you got a point. 😐 Still, not proud moments in our lives.

[@booshting3520]

The thing is, Genes McDonald's theory is absolutely correct

[@funzjag]

@@booshting3520 No its not. If you don't eat , you die. Not screwing chicks is not going to kill you.

[@booshting3520]

@@funzjag Going without is not an option.

[@slightlygone]

It's Gene Simmons from *KISS!*

[@bradleyogden5688]

For my 12th birthday my parents bought but me a ticket (obstructed view) to see KISS in concert on their Love Gun tour. One time throughout the show, gene was back stage refreshing his makeup and them I noticed a roadie walked over to gene and he gave him a pick, then he turned around and walked over and handed it to me and told me it was from Gene, of KISS. (Seriously, I did get a guitar pick but the dude didn't say anything. I think it was the first time I pissed my pants to from the excitement).. August 4, 1977.

[@joshcowart2446]

Even rewatching it’s just as funny. What’s even funnier was watching Joe Rogan interview Jakob Dylan. Jakob Dylan was talking about going to a recording studio and seeing Paul Stanley who had a box of kiss dolls with him. He said his son didn’t know kiss but was in awe that he was seeing someone who had their own action figure. He said Paul Stanley noticed the kid in awe and asked if he wanted an action figure. When the kid said yes he told him he could go to x store and they had them for sale.

[@stealingtomorrowband]

I thought that was a epic douche moment for him to say that.. I really like kiss from a musicians view but looking at Gene and Paul, i honestly think they are selfish money loving a**holes.. Its crazy how they always talk about how much the fans mean and that yhey love the support of the fans.. but they charge these ridiculous amounts of money for meet and greets and sell these stage played guitars and basses for $3-12,000 dollars and also trying to rewrite Kiss-history and leave Peter & Ace out and i bet FAKE Ace and PRETEND Peter may be treated good but they don't mean anything to gene and paul. You can see it in the live videos they don't hardly show those guys..i know they are sitting pretty comfortable being replacements for those guys. They are sitting way better in life than i will ever be... Sorry for my rant lol... Just pisses me off At least peter and ace don't bow down to those 2 anymore just for money...

[@jimbomorrison7133]

You should hear Craig’s,”Eddie Van Halen”story.

[@psychonautpupildiallater7734]

You should hear Big Jay Oakerson's "Craig Gass" story......

[@jimbomorrison7133]

@@psychonautpupildiallater7734 I’m gonna check it out.

[@pete123ca]

That Buffalo Bill impression made my day

[@defaultusername123]

Would you help me put this couch in my van? I broke my arm....

[@jimmyrustler8983]

​@@defaultusername123 WOULDYA!?

[@BrunoPuntzJones84]

18:15 There's a hint of Jesse Ventura in Ant's Mike Lindell impression.

[@yeahthatwasme3212]

It took me 10 minutes to realize that wasn't Garth Brooks...

[@orenthalsimpson]

Anthony does a better gene Simmons impression than Craig

[@elvitricidaelvitricida5633]

Watch when he was on howard in full kiss regalia along with the original god of thunder himself. It was uncanny at some point and hilarious.

[@Padge112]

I bet he stewed on that Radio altercarion for a good summer. Certain fuckery sticks with him and he obsesses with taking them off to riff on them. Same deal when Jesse turned on Jimmy. Ant fucking mastered his voice to rip fuck out of him.

[@tomlewis5542]

P off

[@danlivni2097]

Craig does a much better impression

[@alexgall8785]

Anthony's impression is 4000x better his doesn't even sound like Gene.

[@MrSh4des]

I just finished listening to that oldschool story of gene simping for ants girl

[@zackjoseph9127]

Good for you bud. We all did too.

[@BarekHalfhand]

Classic O&A

[@MrSh4des]

@Shin Honke whatever you say, simp.

[@HankBukowski]

@@MrSh4des Ha! Nailed it.

[@jfrsnjhnsn]

10:37 SPOT-ON Jimmy Norton face

[@stevenlennon12]

OMG thats so funny the package to get off of the sinking kiss ship. funniest thing ever hahahaha

[@bobfort8023]

Paul Stanley tried charging my bass player for an autograph while we were in studio! $50! He was such an ass! We howled in his face!

[@networktwentythree]

Loved this guy on “Gass Station” on the CW in 2004.

[@Eeeebuuhjamaica]

Hey ... This is Dean Gimmons..... From P.I.S.S

[@psychonautpupildiallater7734]

Hey...This is Queen Semmans.....From S.I.S.S

[@BumpyHumpyDumpy]

The best is Paul Stanley’s book, which he recorded the audiobook for. He talks about first meeting Gene, he was always arrogant. He talks about throwing pennies in the street when he was annoyed at Gene because he knew Gene would pick them up. It’s hilarious, he also exposes the financial reality of KISS and how Gene is just a dope. It’s a brutal take down of Gene.

[@David-jr7rz]

They play all that sh?!t off each other to keep fans interested.

[@ryanarborist]

That book was incredible. He said when he met Gene he was wearing overalls and looked like he was on Hee Haw. He did say a lot of the "Gene is a business genius" was collaborate stuff between him and Paul or the entire band. Another funny thing in that book was Paul talking about dating a girl in high school. Her Mother thought Paul was Italian. When she found out he was Jewish she didn't let him in the house.

[@wightclaudia]

That segment is one of the most savage verbal beat downs of anyone that I’ve read in a music memoir and I’ve read a lot

[@BumpyHumpyDumpy]

@user-ri3gh6yb5k Well, if you had to be associated with Gene Simmons for more than 24 hours you’d probably have a lot to complain about as well.

[@BumpyHumpyDumpy]

@user-ri3gh6yb5k He’d probably also have far more money without Gene.

[@michaelreed727]

Simmons tweeted a vid of himself eating generic cheerios and he puts ice cubes in to keep his milk cold.

[@thelaw6267]

Is Ant still pissed off with the "God Of Thunder"? "But I'm Gene Simmonz..."

[@mikedecarlo9057]

..........From KISS

[@WorkinPunchProductions]

Craig's starting to look like David Berkowitz

[@chillingguy8386]

Ant does a great Gene too

[@Raw-guitar]

Could you imagine tossing Gene Simmons star fish?

[@glengamble526]

I’ve toured with Kiss (Convention Tour 1995) and that ‘push women against the wall and hump them’ thing that Gene does is 100% true. I’ve seen him do it countless times. I’m honestly surprised in light of the #metoo movement that someone hasn’t come forward. I LOVE Kiss-and Gene-but he needs to learn it’s not 1977 anymore.

[@paceflchick]

He was on Oprah in the 90s, 2000k woman under his belt.

[@willissudweeks1050]

Genes a crappy bassist and an even crappier person.

[@jameson3500]

Because gene is part of the tribe, they never pay for their crimes. Michael Richards goes on a N rant and Seinfeld is still on everyday. They never pay for what they do, only we do.

[@willissudweeks1050]

@@jameson3500 Not really. Kramer himself never lived that down. There’s been plenty of public figures who went down for that crap recently.

[@jameson3500]

@@willissudweeks1050 Yeah right, if seinfeld was a white show, it would have been cancelled right there and then.

[@jcbiek]

I remember hearing in real time when Anthony was talk in about how much he hated Gene Simmons like a decade ago. Hilarious this guy didn't know and just completely set that story up

[@apm9151]

Netanyahu‘s voice is a little bit deeper

[@IvanDaniel28]

Ants Buffalo Bill impersonation is great; "would juh?"

[@Gunnar.J]

Never heard a good word about Chaim aka Gene Simmons.

[@dmzabo3914]

Yeah Simmons loves his shekels. And has plenty of shekels no doubt.

[@velcroroachman7965]

I am a pyro guy who has been on tour with KISS and I have stories too lol

[@EddyDurden]

"Excuse me there fellow forth grader, I ihave a question? She replies "What?" HIM "I wanna ask you to do something? Her "What? Him- "opium Well...do you know what my favorite band is?"

[@beastcoaster9340]

20:59 -- Wow!!! Spot on!

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

He was great on The King of Queens

[@theplayersclub1126]

another insufferable sidekick for Anthony.

[@LivingBGLegend]

Ari is actually a great side kick and matches well with the type of humor Ant does IMO

[@ExileOnMainStream]

Ant sure knows how to pick em.. SMH

[@defaultusername123]

@@LivingBGLegend thats Geno Bisconte.

[@defaultusername123]

Geno can be funny sometimes but he really can be grating a lot of the time

[@leedobson]

After watching Jay Oakerson tell how he distorted that concert robbery story I can't believe a word out of Gass's piehole

[@Scottish_AMcR87]

Anthony, let’s get you to partner with Gavin McInnes as the new tandem! That should be the permanent fixture.

[@ekmieciak1]

Ant and gavin have great and real chemistry. I feel ant fake laughed alot with landau and Norton. ant and gavin are both pretty smart dudes. Norton is all about dirty shock value.

[@defaultusername123]

McInnes was already on Compound when it first started. I doubt he'd go back permanently

[@mr.brenman2132]

@@defaultusername123 He was getting shit money. He would get more being Ant's co host. Gavin could still do his own show.

[@_bergflow]

ant has the better impression.

[@psychonautpupildiallater7734]

Naah, Gass has been milking that cow for years now, he's got that shit down perfect....

[@yittmashups]

@@psychonautpupildiallater7734 I can't agree. Search up a Gene Simmons interview. Ant's is way closer.

[@psychonautpupildiallater7734]

@@yittmashups Ant's is good for sure.., but this is all Craig does, impersonations and namedrop stories,..it's his job FFS. I can do a pretty good Gene myself, but Craig has all the affectation's down.

[@tomlewis5542]

P off

[@RockandrollNegro]

You guys were right about Gene not only embodying every negative stereotype of the "greedy" Jew, but leaning into it and making it his defining character trait.

[@IceCubeInMyIceTea]

The thumbnail is perfect after watching the video lol

[@causerDAguv]

That Jimmy impression was spot on

[@scottallen794]

Don't meet your heroes kids! Even better, don't make actors or Rockstars your heroes...

[@jastrapper190]

If I get a KISS toilet installed… how often will Gene be stopping by to collect the loose change and dollar bills I feed it to get it to flush? How heavy is the KISS coffin?

[@dazxmedia]

"you're an idiot" hahahaha God bless Gene Simmons

[@_bergflow]

«You know it’s funny man I got a story»

[@manifestgtr]

Craig absolutely teeing Anthony up for his Gene Simmons story…

[@julesfalcone]

7:00

[@poppycock31185]

Craig Gass is definitely the head of the Craig Gass fan club and he is probably all of the other members too. I say "all" but actually meant "both".

[@chrisnorris2076]

OMG, I've never heard a Sebastian Bach impresion! YES!

[@javisoprano1010]

Yeah I got a new respect for Gene Simmons now , straight savage .

[@thethomasj1795]

Oh man, I'm crying over here.

[@tobymcgroby8967]

I usually can't stand Skype-type video interviews, but this makes you forget he's not even in the room

[@boston27]

Wait...Is Craig Gass playing Gene Simmons in the Kiss biopic?

[@RenegadeRanga]

These stories are epic.

[@orvil9223]

Gene Simmons address is 2650 Benedict Canyon Dr., by the way. The same house they used for the tv show.

[@jessedub]

The Wu-tang story is amazing

[@Shredbmx221]

best podcast ive heard in 5 years lol

[@bonnieoneil9868]

Craig looks like Garth brooks.

[@josephbalachick1879]

Humour is indeed the best MEDICINE!!!!!

[@jonasandersson3684]

Sometimes when Graig Gass impression Gene it sounds more like Al Pacino.

[@modernhaze3]

FAVORITE VIDEO SO FAR

[@terryfonz4603]

OMg that’s so freaking hilarious

[@trasktalker1782]

Is this guy the inspiration for Doug Bell?

[@defaultusername123]

No butGass and Bell came up together in the comedy scene and both suckled from the same comedy teat. As you can see they're both solid killers

[@matthewkham]

He actually did a pretty good Jimmy

[@bradcurtin2747]

Lock washer 🤣🤣

[@davidames1746]

Gass is alot of fun!! Way to go, Chris Gass!!!

[@orvil9223]

Who the hell would want a photo with Lynyrd Sknyrd, anyway? None of the greats are still in the band. I'm sure you could corner them at any state fair and get a photo.

[@jaywalter5491]

Gene Simmons would beat the shit out of you????? does anyone believe Gene Simmons could beat the shit out of a girl scout????

[@velcroroachman7965]

ask me why Spike (his tech for 16 years) wore wrap around shooting goggles at work

[@DarkLordofTheSith69]

Why

[@chiefslinginbeef3641]

Dude looks like Chris Gaines.

[@retroguitarmaster]

If Geno didn't have that goatee he would be the exact same Anthony

[@tejasnair3399]

Wait which one is which

[@rahulshome2758]

14:41 lmao

[@JahBronee]

Slump Buster! Geno nailed that one.

[@velcroroachman7965]

I have stories about "Baz" too lol

[@kaybeethatsme1]

Craig is a fuckin storyteller!

[@kajabrill2404]

Here we go!!!!!!🤣😂🤣😂

[@hankpikuni7024]

1:34 Goood one Shaggy