Conan Becomes A Department Store Santa | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

(Original airdate: 12/11/02) Conan learns how to be a department store Santa Claus with the help of a professional Santa trainer. Watch more from 25 Days Of #ConanClassic @ bit.ly/2rYhNPZ.
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[@TheYamraj-]

That lady was soooooooo sweet she's the granny everyone wants she was treating conan as if he's her teenage grandson

[@sahiblindberg]

Very much true :)

[@BaileyTravels]

Loved her!!

[@kittkatpattywack2355]

what?

[@ninelivesisnotenough9320]

Lol so true

[@GrayBlood1331]

She's probably dead by now.

[@goodluckdracoo4146]

"Christmas came early for Santa." 😂😂

[@sharpendesign6604]

XDDD

[@Kreemerz]

old line

[@avinotion]

8:08 Just because I feel like people need this

[@minjeehan4927]

does this mean she is his present?

[@brilliantgamerz]

She probably thought this was never gonna be aired again i bet her kids are watching😂

[@justforuploadavideo]

"her folks have passed on..." *audience laughing*

[@malekpinecone118]

lmao, now that you mention it...

[@garfieldmartinez87]

Oláh Csaba I was thinking the same thing! This was the seed

[@dyinhope6840]

Cause it's fake laughing for a bit and dude running the sound probably stonedm

[@anh49]

@@dyinhope6840 Actually it's live audience back in his studio

[@LuukvdHoogen]

That question Conan was taught was obviously not meant for 60plus women. Its ok

[@ppytc]

"I have problems with depression" "no you don't" lol

[@underwood9584]

Aka arab parents 😂😂😂😂

[@Willosophy]

Sounds like my therapist.

[@pewdiepiechannel5974]

@@Willosophy no u dont

[@ppytc]

@@Willosophy Sounds like you and me share a therapist.

[@MrBruh281]

@@ppytc no it doesnt

[@aegisxiii2384]

It's hard to know which year this is. The guy doesn't age.

[@nathanwalker6360]

2002

[@julioayala9663]

Botox. Makeup

[@Deangirl86]

He actually does. He looks older now.

[@Almost_pete_davidson]

Raphaël David I thought it was around thus week buts it’s 17 years ago!

[@VanDamnator65]

This is the Infamous “Fat Faced Conan” era, as dubbed by Jordan Schlansky.

[@johngraham9117]

I love how connan was never inappropriate to the kids. Lots of great jokes for the adults but he would never ruin a kids santa. What a pro

[@andrewmccormack4295]

And the fact that he gave that little girl a hug and she responded is so heartwarming.I know he gets a bit crude sometimes with adults but with little children he's totally different.

[@madman9185]

santa cant say little boy, it should be young man

[@PiglipsMaximus]

​@@madman9185some people didn't take santa lessons

[@johnnynbk]

Who knows, anything can be considered inappropriate these days. Usually innocent gestures.

[@daytonhuth3622]

“I think when the children get on your lap you’ll get excited.” HEY PHRASING!

[@elainevankat5353]

OMG!🤭

[@generationwolves]

Pretty sure it's scripted. No one phrases their words that way.

[@generationwolves]

@Abacus Listener Not in a scripted movie.

[@manikantan1528]

@@generationwolves it's scripted and it's okay

[@kangenathan9703]

Archer fan?

[@katewilson7852]

"She totally came onto me, she initiated it" hahahaha conan is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@SuperMaDBrothers]

when did he say that though?

[@Icedcoffee03]

@@SuperMaDBrothers 7:16

[@MultiWeb23]

"How are your folks?" "Good" "I haven't been drinking "

[@JRAFF145]

"It's hard keeping track of all these lies."

[@mark9294]

Just like actual Christmas

[@jega13]

"I wish I had emotions" Conan's comedy timing is phenomenal 😂

[@sushantvaid1893]

i felt that

[@mark9294]

Absolutely amazing

[@Lonelywookiee]

That line killed me, I'm dead now. No but for real the delivery on that line was A1, I replayed it like 4 times just to appreciate it 😂

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Conan is a legend. Santa should be honored that Conan is playing as him.

[@THECAR99]

😂😂

[@conanmcgill8196]

Thanks for calling me a legend

[@nathanwalker6360]

@@conanmcgill8196 LEGEND!!!

[@conanmcgill8196]

@@nathanwalker6360 let's goooo

[@spider-man3309]

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE!!!!

[@dim8331]

"I wish I had emotions." lol

[@crucix1483]

"Ask her if she-" *"QUIET!"*

[@sir.peppino_leckorino]

"Alright don't be nervous." "I have problems with depression-" "No you don't." She just did that oh my goodness

[@highspeedfistfight]

Haha yeah, nowadays, SJW's would cry so hard, we'd have a tidal wave.

[@anna.1910]

@@highspeedfistfight Why do y'all always go around assuming everyone will be offended by everything lmao. Everyone knows it was a joke no one would be upset by that.

[@timothyalan34]

@Tim Dev that's probably not true, most comedians struggle with depression and dark thoughts, likely because their incessant need for attention stems from emotional or social neglect/rejection as children that's not being healthily addressed. This is not true in all cases, but it would also explain why most comedians are also addicts, either current or recovering. So nah, don't think he's exempt because he's funny or has success

[@timothyalan34]

@Tim Dev nice name by the way

[@vaahtobileet]

@Tim Dev Conan is on antidepressants or some kind of medication and does suffer from depression. He talked about it on his podcast.

[@ramon6783]

Jenny even seems like Mrs. Claus herself. Training new generations of Santas so her husband could get a break.

[@marvincool3744]

It's like the Santa Clause films where Santa is a title not a particular individual.

[@arvinbuenaagua5161]

i never saw them in the same room

[@aayushchimankar2755]

Christmas came early for Santa... ask her what she likes -- QUIET!!!😂😂😂😂

[@mattjamison484]

"I may be Santa but I'm not dead."

[@solitairedoll]

😂😂😂😂

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

Santa with just a mustache is the funniest thing ever.

[@NukaNerd]

Le Santa

[@gooberthoreau]

The remotes have always been where Conan was at his best.

[@sunshine3914]

Most definitely! They need to be twice as long... However, they take all day to shoot & weeks to edit.

[@nothajzl]

It’s as if he needed to play the talk show host bit so he could make money for the remotes

[@kuzster9610]

His legs are so long the santa pants can't cover it when he sits down 😂😂

[@nyChannel09]

Conan managed to make jokes that adults get, while not destroying santa for the kids. Wonderful

[@rockwild737]

Conan at his best. He's my best friend and he'll never know it.

[@reneehoward8936]

Same here... That's my bestie. Ride or die.

[@DanangWidiantoro]

Rock Wild.... so sad

[@muhashames5924]

man I can 100% relate

[@nonamelol6939]

@@DanangWidiantoro sad yet true

[@nbadissector9130]

Same

[@jordanbotta]

"QUIET!" gets me every time 😂

[@rafael9646]

Best TV show host alive!

[@jega13]

Period!

[@akshatsharma7339]

Who's the best one dead?

[@lucky889s9]

True. That fake ass Fallon has to resort to lame games and SNL-type skits to make up his lack of comedic and talking skills...with fake laughs...

[@Que5oFre5co]

That's Conan as well. He's dead on the inside lol.

[@moesalamander7012]

Alive and dead

[@wy4553]

This lady is so sweet even when dealing with all of Conan's bullshit. 😂

[@FedorMachida]

"How are your folks?" to that old lady was so bad, yet hilarious.

[@EmeraldSuperNovax]

*lil girl gives hug* Conan: awww... I wish I had emotions

[@MARIAREY5]

I think we all saw the video

[@Macho_Fantastico]

Honestly this is one of Conan's best segments ever.

[@adamdesanti6713]

"This is a Santa... who enjoys... a good wine." - mustachioed Santa Conan altering Santa uniform while making quips is pure Conan.

[@retroz1lla]

"How are your folks?" - Good - "I haven't been drinking!" I love how he just went by the checklist in his mind. 🤣

[@traviswilliams4548]

Jenny and Conan should have become a sitcom. They had great comedic chemistry together. Loved this remote!

[@ImNotADeeJay]

"Christmas came early for Santa" lol

[@jordannaufahu9782]

Macintosh laptop, boy this is old school

[@leah8jean]

this episode is old but yeah

[@incineratorium]

Very old

[@mikemondano3624]

No school is involved and old laptops are worth a fortune.

[@missxelocin]

Yet so relevant ^_^

[@CatatonicImperfect]

what's a computer?

[@AlexAugustinex]

Man, I just love Conan. Every two years I go on a Conan remotes Marathon and it's just the best. Nothing but laughs

[@krissyb.4135]

Bless this lady's patience! Some of the nicest people I've ever met are seaonal Santas. I was in a deli one day in the summer and there were no open seats, and a Santa let me sit by him. We talked for a while, he gave me accounting job advice. I have no idea what his real name is but, Thank you Santa!

[@rodrigoprendes9591]

Sign: "don't say little boy" Conan: "what would you like for christmas little boy?" LOL 6:38

[@kaspartambur]

Sounded like Pegasus from Yugioh Abridged. :D. uuuu Kaiba-boy

[@DougWIngate]

i loved the creepy way he says 'little boy'

[@ivanm0129]

I wanna know why that’s a rule hahaa

[@rumpelpumpel7687]

@@ivanm0129 i guess because it shows that santa meets the kids on eye-level taking them as young men/women other than talking down to the "little boys/girls" which kinda degrades the child into a lesser position ... you know what i mean?

[@ivanm0129]

Rumpel Pumpel hm didn’t think of it that way. I see your point, Makes sense though

[@SS-qf3pq]

It is so great that he can be a complete child the whole piece and then introduce his next guest to be the Vice President of the United States.

[@Shubham10b]

1:30 and 7:15 marks the Origin of joker's laugh.

[@kurtschaaf2165]

Sounded so much like the one in Arkham city’s announcement with sick joker

[@PULAG]

6:57 I'm so fkn dead lol that laugh had me crying

[@JamJim]

Jordan Schlansky Becomes A Department Store Santa

[@slash8915]

Dear God, I'd LOVE that

[@noneofur300]

The lady was a good sport

[@aavvcc]

Conan’s best remotes involve a partner who takes him serious.

[@333pinkelephant333]

I like how they kept him in a corner with big ass christmas trees hiding him from view to protect children's innocence 😂😂😂 like they knew Conan couldn't be trusted You can tell the place Conan passes by at 6:15 is the real Santa's spot lol

[@jeezthatscocky3144]

Ho ho ho ho, Santa’s confused. 😂😂😂

[@ericziqn7019]

Conan is such a weirdo, but I love him 😀

[@baltimorebjj]

"I may be Santa but I'm not DEAD!"

[@MrGhopunZ]

"your face look like digitally manipulated" -jordan schlansky on italy 2019

[@koolburn5218]

Lmao this old ladies Mom instincts coming out. Imagine dressing up a small toddler in a costume, telling him how to behave, fixing his clothes, saying "no dont do that, don't say that"

[@BrianSchmitz]

I saw this when it aired and woke my family up laughing.

[@seaqueen9980]

She needed a drink after that 🤣🤣🤣

[@mediocreman2]

"I may be Santa, but I'm not dead" 😄😅 Leslie is probably 50 now and still cute.

[@MichaelEnniswardjr]

I bet that made her blush

[@andrealeon7734]

I have this on a VHS tape

[@DOPExPIRATE]

Damn VHS

[@wildcat4478]

1:20 training course for whoever want to become a Santa “but” Conan 😄

[@johnnynbk]

We need more people in the world like the santa training lady.

[@fricky172]

"My pants are falling off, is that going to be a problem?" Me: spits tea across desk

[@mickharrison90]

"I havent been drinking" 🤣🤣🤣

[@jiwinjaipol1312]

Conan need to do this in 2019! Like NOW!!🥰😘😘

[@debbutler2357]

When he's sitting down what's up with the black dude lol

[@vt4979]

I'm a little curious, I have a feeling that Conan used to go outside and do a lot more remotes when he was still on NBC. Is this true or it's just that he had more shows back then?

[@WarringFighter]

with absolutely no real knowledge and only intuition, probably budget

[@rikeep]

It's good to finally have this classic clip in high quality

[@svhmj3918]

4:34 That's honestly a very cool Santa look!

[@twilson377]

"I have problems with depression." "No you don't. You're fine." LOL

[@egtoonster]

Damn, Conan asking that older lady how her folks were... that was incredibly dark

[@kamdaddypurp3341]

egtoonster when she said you mean my parents I was like omg

[@lalalabababa6775]

It was funny as hell...

[@deerlord2363]

@@lalalabababa6775 No it wasn't. It was actually sad...

[@Yellow-km8vo]

Deer Lord it was just a small dark humor.

[@1R4MgMYl7a]

@@deerlord2363 its gonna be okay dont cry

[@melissa-hr6co]

“QUIET!” I died 🤣🤣🤣

[@slimer1984]

The "santa trainer" is so cool. She's the grandma you can't wait to see, not like the "other one."

[@MrTongen]

''Be very vague, don't give straight answers, deceive the kid i think was one of your rules'' LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@4hq847]

I’ve watched A LOT of Conan remotes, and I find this is Conan at his finest with his wit and comedy. I will never stop watching this remote

[@tamarar.8179]

That Santa laugh. 😂

[@Emahs]

Never realized Santa had a perm.

[@VideoGameStupidLC]

5:54 Dude nervously glances to the camera cause he knows that Conan is exposing his shady business.

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

"i haven't been drinking" Honestly, the panic in that sweet old lady's eyes was simultaneously hilarious and horrifying

[@apt_get]

“We’ll be right back with vice president al gore” Craziest segue ever

[@mychannels776]

this remind me bad santa movies 🤣🤣🤣

[@nizmo0300]

The original "BAD SANTA." Conan beat you to it Billy Bob. 😄🎅

[@dm.6133]

That was the best santa ever. take that other santas!

[@abhijeetshekhar6374]

I lost it when said "Quiet"😂😂😂

[@vindesky8091]

I genuinely laugh hysterically when he said santa confuse as I was thinking the same thing!🤣

[@deerlord2363]

LOL! That kid also got me confused... 🤣

[@aeddfe3175]

7:14 Conan laughing like the joker lmao

[@gelraldoldo5152]

Nothing like Conan to cure the depression.

[@dontmatterbecause1009]

“I wish i had emotions” 😂

[@jeganka]

i can never get tired of this remote lol

[@jenniferjean]

Conan the best natural comedian ever. Does he even need a script. Happy Holidays everyone.🎅🤶

[@FAMEBangBang]

🤣👏🏼IDC! This is DEFINITELY where they got "Bad Santa" from! SOMEONE OWES COCO SOME MONEY!!

[@MixedApparitions]

I for sure think this as well. Bad Santa came out one year later too lol.

[@Heavylevy578]

Best quote :: “I may be Santa…, But I’m not dead…

[@moonbot7613]

Love how he is dressed like the Super Villian “Sandman “ and turns into Santa. Comics should use it

[@TammyBundleballs]

That lady is great 😁 This is one of my favorite of Conan's clips and remotes. I wish Conan would do more things like this, instead of just the podcast.

[@kiran258]

"Don't Laugh at that, it's more sad than funny" This describes my life so well.

[@Okanees]

8:10 ffs 💀 💀💀

[@theearlynovamber8295]

Quiet! Haha

[@stanleyshady9465]

You sit on a throne of Lies.. -Buddy the Elf

[@VioletKFY]

This is one of the funniest 10 minutes of my live Conan is a true comedy genius

[@virg0_lem0nade]

my favorite of the Conan remotes, the Santa training lady was the perfect partner for his antics lol 😂💗

[@brandini06]

"i may be santa, but im not dead"

[@jlms69]

Only Conan could pull this off!

[@venusurbina666]

The older lady is everything

[@leo_kim]

1:48 Conan's laugh giving off Joker's vibe

[@DarkLordII]

*hugs a children* "I wished I had feelings" 😂😂😂

[@Komachian]

6:21 he said ‘little boy’ exactly what he SHOULD’NT have said 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

[@WatchMeKilling]

lol did he really just said that "When a couple of kids sit on your lap, they'll get you excited""

[@iolacj123]

I love Conan so, so much. He’s the only man I can think of that can be such a creep and get away with it 😂

[@armenkapshanyan9027]

Him and Craig Ferguson

[@Qronis220]

Genuinely one of the most awkward uncomfortable hilarious honest heart warming beautiful things I’ve seen in a minute...but that’s Coco for you! 😂

[@viralone3373]

Great skit. I think the wardrobe lady had a great time.

[@victorbolanos201]

Conan is the best!. 😂