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Conan Catches Jordan Schlansky Coming In Late | CONAN on TBS
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[@t.p.w.6343]

This video is a gateway drug into Jordan Schlansky Saga.

[@dabbyt3800]

Tayna Weher yes it is 😂😂

[@aryanrana6369]

For me it is the end coz ive seen all the others already

[@mumin9436]

Yes yes yes 😂👌

[@GS-kj6ur]

Just joined today these are hilarious

[@michaelheath2866]

Yeap, I've seen all of them, and I keep Jonesing for more.

[@samflynn97]

6:56 "You're not making eye contact with me." "Why would I?" This man has a lot of experience with interrogations...

[@nicomas2471]

omg didn't notice that, thanks lol

[@Tyler-eq6hp]

It's part of his various roles and responsibilities

[@marisad9856]

@@Tyler-eq6hp various...lol

[@danieldmyers]

420 basically abusing him? Yeesh. Get a boss.

[@marcogiordano1207]

@@danieldmyers work alone. Thats better

[@DanFlashes99]

"I've been experimenting with oats and whey" is one of the funniest lines ever uttered on this show

[@joliecide]

Maybe he was curious...

[@alexanderdeadmansche]

Hilarious that he goes into so much detail

[@MrPlant597]

Sounds like Patrick Bateman haha

[@timy9197]

But did you know that he prepares his body in various ways?

[@Thomas-ib8fe]

Very few people noticed he emphasizes "immediately" as if he quite literally immediately as he wakes up reaches to his side and drinks a prepared shake!

[@astroloudboy]

3:11 *Jordan showing his card like it's FBI badge had me rolling* 😂

[@jesssss12]

😂 it’s straight from an FBI movie

[@georgecampbell349]

Bond. James Bond

[@santibarbarulo7446]

Could u tell me what the had me rolling expression is please?

[@jeremiahking2072]

​@@santibarbarulo7446laughing hard is what it means

[@karlebersberger2835]

​@@georgecampbell349Schlansky. Jordan Schlansky.

[@chsandstrom]

”My lack of awareness of the time is not responsible for the hour that I arrive in the office”

[@pillar350]

Mirk Jerken best line ever

[@angieb976]

They need to make a movie and have a douchie character inspired by this guy with this guys lines

[@Standin.Fallen]

I should use this in school

[@castlehill6717]

Low key sick line, lol

[@yalamburrrr]

Low key a bar

[@entertain7us148]

"you've studied humans on our planet for a while"

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

@@exorbitantmango200 reply*

[@Overneed-Belkan-Witch]

Well, he's half Vulcan and Half Italian

[@drinkwater247]

His true boss is mark zucc, and we all know it

[@tastytizzler1383]

@@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n you made that guy delete his comment 😂

[@asemfarouk9741]

Conan: “you’re not making eye contact with me” Jordan: WHY WOULD I?

[@glp046]

I think he avoids eye contact with Conan When he's on the verge of cracking up.

[@benfulfer3260]

Unlike Ellen, Conan invites eye contact from his employees

[@joyandpeacefullaughter5307]

@@glp046 Or he's just super introverted. I hate eye contact. It's useless to me.

[@lukebennett1648]

@@joyandpeacefullaughter5307 me too

[@clamdigger1602]

@@joyandpeacefullaughter5307 Well, he's acting, but you should get over that because it's not a good look in job interviews, etc. (no pun intended)

[@gabriellex6142]

This is an all-time classic! 9 years later and I still revisit this piece of art from time to time!!

[@masimmomasimmo]

Same ❤

[@Dee010s]

Me too. love that personal espresso machine bit n the free food

[@hypergolic8468]

"You know how I knew it was the centre.... I've worked for a living" classic 🤣🤣😂😂

[@erikrojas8906]

Same ♥

[@edwardbennett959]

Same here!

[@victor_r.m]

He got him with that “I’ve worked for a living”😂

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

that is such a good roast, i love that 😂

[@trainofaaron]

In the 19th century

[@user-xs3og8us3d]

So glad I am unemployed.

[@samthoeung4382]

@@user-xs3og8us3d lol u wont when u out on the streets

[@DylanMcGinnInvesting]

@@NealNot you must be fun at parties

[@RG-vp6br]

“What do you think the human response would be ?” Hahah

[@alex_lomov]

"the"

[@primtve_dope9568]

@@alex_lomov what?

[@tildaheart3372]

THEY ARE LEARNING, THE "JORDANS" ARE LEARNING!!!!

[@samfilmkid]

The cocktail of giddiness, amazement and murderous rage on Conan's face when he realizes the gold mine of comedy he has discovered right under his nose is the most underrated part of this video.

[@hellterminator]

Sorry, but you're just reading too much into it. Conan didn't discover anything here, he had been doing Jordan remotes even back in New York.

[@maulds7650]

@@hellterminator Every segment he does with Jordan is like that though, that's why every segment is an escalation

[@emanuelflores7180]

Who’s still watching this in 2024!?

[@wouterbouman4332]

Me

[@daviffryue9141]

Me

[@AlexGonzalez-ye4fs]

Me

[@user-ph3cw7ee6d]

Me

[@ronnieyan3009]

Me

[@herropreaseherro7870]

Meanwhile, Sona just finished four seasons of Friends

[@keithpatrick156]

She prepared her mind in various ways. Watched "Friends"...."Gigolos"...

[@ligregni]

but she got to the office on time

[@firecrackerjack68]

@@ligregni but Jordan has various tasks and duties as an associate producer.

[@tonypele7054]

🤣🤣

[@neldormiveglia1312]

@@ligregni uh yeah, you gotta start your series marathons early

[@PantheonContent]

"I Prepared my body in various ways" is the best quote ever.

[@gfox9295]

And so useful in so very many possible situations!

[@MrTruth111]

lol that response will certainly stop any further questioning about being late

[@andrewfroese1067]

“You put the time card in the middle. Do you know how I know? I’ve worked for a living.” Conan throwing shade at Jordan is the best.

[@adiantum7124]

4:57 "I prepared my body in various ways" the words hit my brain that is my best words what I had ever heard... Jorden you re genius

[@davec3651]

It totally applies to us all though. It can mean anything from eating breakfast to washing hands, or exercising. "Various" really is a magical word.

[@jAYROCCS1x]

your words hurt my brain reading this comment

[@David-tq8ok]

@@jAYROCCS1x various words

[@peteralbrecht473]

Isn't that a quote from American Psycho?

[@alexanderdeadmansche]

Such a funny way of putting it. I also love that he has to include the fact that he’s been experimenting with oats and whey

[@PrettyProChannel]

"Remove your shirt. What part of your body did you shave?" "My face."

[@seanA416]

"What about down south?" "That's private." "But you just took off your shirt"

[@FriendlyCroock]

@@seanA416 You don't need to quote the entire thing.

[@mikrogoon]

"I'm just asking if you shave your John Dory, do you?

[@myy1008]

@@FriendlyCroock you're part of the problem

[@Hchris101]

I hug fully clothed grandmas

[@txmoney]

“I’ve worked for a living”. That was savage!

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

txmoney That was glorious

[@LordLazo]

txmoney Jordan got murdered on that one

[@mrjack8849]

Even my mom in her 60s laughed at that.

[@OMW-on4vk]

It’s true as well, Conan got screwed a lot of times before and he always refused to give up and always come out on top

[@googelle7555]

I've watched and laughed at this part so many times, which now makes me wonder .. I wonder what Jordan did for a living before Conan. #toolazytowikisearch

[@ern1982]

"I prepare my body in various ways" is iconic at this point

[@NiVi192]

Somebody's gotta put that on the back of a t-shirt!

[@rkline65]

Of all the Jordan skits, THIS one never gets old.....

[@theaveragemegaguy]

Seriously this was the first one I saw and every time I watch it I die of laughter

[@pablot-r9402]

It's certainly one of the most sincere, and is a great introductory video to those we are trying to introduce to the Conan + Jordan saga! The only thing more we could ever wish for is for these two to have met each other sooner! So much situational / conversational comedy gold! 💛

[@justsayin3535]

"is your intention to hang on to these or to give them to a worthy childrens charity?" "undecided"

[@kamikoto1558]

just sayin nearly 1k likes but no replies well heres mine

[@wazzzaaa341]

just sayin your profile picture is everything 😂😂

[@TheChuchurocket]

"to make sure that one of my workers is a real.. busy bee" "buzz buzz"

[@madsrempt8027]

just sayin v.

[@freddycorcoran5937]

I just heard that as I was reading

[@jeremiahhyslip5803]

Anyone else notice at 8:27 that Jordan’s office plaque says “One Cranky Fake Italian”??

[@Mauro0]

Nice catch!!

[@solkels_z4794]

also is that the 500 dollar espresso machine in the back? 4:10

[@MeMe-td1ye]

Where??

[@jeremiahhyslip5803]

@@MeMe-td1ye The sign right next to his head! Can be seen clearly if you pause at 8:29

[@MeMe-td1ye]

@@jeremiahhyslip5803 in Italian??

[@catdaddydonbrewer007]

Conan will go down in history as the all time funniest talk show host in the history of television!

[@belltolls1984]

Absolutely!

[@farrel_ra]

Agree 💯

[@alru5792]

Conan is pretty funny, but definitely NOT one of the best ever.

[@catdaddydonbrewer007]

@@alru5792 name 3 living talk show host that are better and name 3 dead talk show host better. Cause there’s only been maybe 20 relevant known talkshow host ever.

[@maly_bobon3352]

@@catdaddydonbrewer007 eric andre

[@GammaX13]

"I've been experimenting with oats and whey" "I prepared my body in various ways" This is a great first episode of the Jordan Schlansky Saga

[@user-bz7hz4jl1t]

I think the character originated earlier, but good intro to the character nonetheless

[@mahalalel27]

Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock: And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock. And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand: And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it. Matthew 7:24-27 💙✨

[@alecedgerly1277]

Yeah, this is where you’re really gonna save ‘em lmao, in the comments section of a youtube video.

[@stormrevenant]

It's not the first episode, the first episodes were meeting Jordan, house hunting with Jordan, Conan and Jordan visits Italian restaurant, and coffee machine.

[@Kvmilla]

"I've worked for a living" THE SHADE

[@manictiger]

Step 1: Fold ice pack until you hear a crunch sound Step 2: Apply ice pack to affected burn area

[@cod-slayer2697]

Kvmilla 4

[@um-mr9jf]

Kvmilla I don't get it

[@MarcHershey]

He didn't even do it correctly lol the sheet is to go sideways LOL

[@NattyMattyD]

Kvmilla i

[@jasminkhangura3832]

I am just discovering the miracle that is Jordan Schlansky. Binge witching what I've missed all these years

[@clascickles]

Wow same here lol

[@chromitehertz9016]

yeah same here

[@Redbanano]

Same haha

[@AbhishekSubbaiah]

Same here!

[@David-mu8hn]

+Jasmin Khangura Same here

[@Rocketmanrun]

"Ive been experimenting with oats and whey." Quite possibly my favorite line ever

[@Rocketmanrun]

Same

[@billbauer9795]

Why? I don't get it.

[@EricThomason]

@@billbauer9795 Because it's delivered at such a funny time. Conan is trying to interrogate him about his tardiness and he responds with oddly specific details of his breakfast shake

[@channelmixer]

I swear I was depressed in early February and then I discovered and binge watch all of the Conan and Jordan videos and my depression lifted. I am being serious! Conan rocks!

[@dianeee1992x]

Listen to his podcast and you will fully overcome depression 😇

[@joedirt3449]

Better than Prozac!

[@michaelscottoriginal]

Hope you are doing well now

[@Gurra88]

*feeling blue

[@AishwaryaNet]

"Then I prepared my body in various ways" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@rjharris1960]

Who talks like that?

[@mant555]

@@willarduswonkituss305 Im dying

[@psychoaztecs]

i'm gonna be borrowing that quote from now on.

[@Strimlarn87]

Everything he does is various.

[@whatwouldtarado213]

PATRICK BATEMAN!

[@trevor_on_youtube2809]

Jordan sounds like he walked into “To Catch a Predator”

[@quchi7232]

this comment got me. Lmao

[@ryancourt8065]

Would be funny if Chris Hansen was there...

[@DK-uj1er]

‘Prepared my body in various ways’

[@mekaniklboltmb4880]

Would you please have a seat

[@cookingwithlove6313]

Hahahaha....LOL

[@allison1507]

Who else is here rewatching these after finding out Conan is ending his late night show?

[@sunritroykarmakar4406]

me

[@georgieacero7043]

WHAT NO

[@12structures]

so sad. I don't get why, other than them forcing him out, Im assuming because he wont' ago along with these late night 'hosts' agenda, aka Team Biden / Communism affiliates such as Kimmel, Seth, Colbert, etc..

[@xxwhispersxx2856]

12structures, he got another show on HBO, and HBO pays a hell of a lot more. Follow the money.

[@arthursdl]

@@12structures I hope you make a friend one day

[@EnterShikari777]

The part when Conan says “You’re not making eye contact with me” and Jordan’s response is “Why would I?” always kills me

[@michaelbross5687]

He looks like the kind of guy who would try to avoid synthetic maltodextrin.

[@jayweatherbee8666]

Most under rated comment on the internet yet.

[@michaelbross5687]

Jay Weatherbee thank you 😂

[@nataliaa.1094]

😂

[@littlered6340]

😂 😂 😂

[@seanmatthewking]

You look like the type of person who actively takes synthetic maltodextrin.

[@SonOfMuta]

"Know how I know it was the center? Because I've worked for a living." I believe the mic has been dropped

[@kinglyyasin5985]

ikr

[@roba6356]

Best part of the skit

[@MrGbounds]

That was one of those savage moments that you just don't cross. Lol

[@UseToPewProfessionally]

The Son of Muta that part killed me ha!

[@harryscheuerle659]

except that he didn't tell him he had to punch it sideways. so im not sure hes ever used one

[@joesmith332]

6:55 Conan: "You're not making eye contact with me." Jordan: "Why would I?"

[@fasteddylove-muffin6415]

"You've studied humans on our planet for awhile." Hilarious. Probably true too.

[@AceBobcat]

Jordon's probably the real life version of Dexter Morgan.

[@hmfoden]

EXACTLY who he reminds me of!!

[@jsnthurst1]

He's just a Vulcan!

[@jackroberts4521]

THANK YOU!

[@michaelsemen5529]

He's just Hachiman in real life from OREGAIRU

[@albert0495]

Or the real version of Gilfoyle on Silicon Valley

[@supermigit999]

One day Conan is going to go missing, and we will all know who did it.

[@PANDA_SPEAKS101]

Ha

[@Umoade]

And no one will tell

[@zacheryjequinto7259]

That day will be in June

[@philb6133]

We haven’t seen Jordan in awhile, maybe Conan killed him first.

[@jinxjaws]

But there will be no proof!

[@sntsk]

I come here twice a month to hear Jordon say "Then I prepared my body in various ways" 😂

[@ArchibaldClumpy]

They should put that line in the Dexter reboot. "I watch them. They don't know I watch them. I prepare my body in various ways. I am the lamb, and the slaughter."

[@mariaaaaaaaaaaa01]

1:23 glad to see that Jordan fully relocated the espresso machine into his office 🤣

[@anthonysclafani3963]

"In case he ever makes a friend"

[@tamsyz743]

Anthony Sclafani right XD

[@kelvinmak820]

Anthony Sclafani i

[@kelvinmak820]

Anthony Sclafani ii

[@superiortoast237]

Iiii-ronic

[@sudalaskas]

That's what he said

[@ragerodracir]

he just stands in his office, shirtless in front of his boss, with his hands in his pockets

[@ASHISHPATEL-ot3lu]

Wearing a pair of sunglasses

[@ohhhboyyy7625]

While he explains how he prepares his body in various ways

[@Teck0ne1]

In such a monotone voice ...

[@geo865833]

If that is not badassery, then I don't know what is.

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

@@geo865833 once i ate a whole sandwich in one bite

[@marksparroweducation]

I don't know why but whenever the exam period starts, I somehow end up on a Schlansky marathon

[@Alex_1729]

You're procrastinating. Watching Schlansky videos is what you do when dealing with stress. You've made a habit out of it. Cue, Craving, Response, Reward. Stress appears, wanting relief, watching videos, feeling good. If you want to pass the exams, you need to break the cycle. If you need more psychological analysis just reply with something 😂

[@HeroicHaroon]

@@Alex_1729 goddamn bruh, tell us more

[@mickhernandez2665]

5:37 all the ladies watching gone absolutely hysterical here

[@scottw6704]

and roughly 15 percent of the men

[@dpatel313]

How a human would say , "got ready"? "Prepared my body in various ways" Nailed it 👍

[@jsmall10671]

Yeah, he's cheating.

[@spyninja1456]

AI generated man

[@ellisguerrero212]

*"I PREPARED MY BODY IN VARIOUS WAYS"*

[@b15cowboy75]

Ellis Guerrero dude looks strong tho

[@nellerboy2000]

Various

[@omaraftab7131]

666th like

[@shantellsimms3860]

He always various ways and I laugh everytime he is funny 🤣😂🤣

[@schprox]

I touch my body in various ways

[@matthewadair4507]

This’ll be 10 years old next month. Time flies when on a Conan/Jordan Schanlsky binge fest.

[@gopikrishnasamsu]

Ten years and this is still comedy gold😂

[@neo3888]

Jordan Schlansky - The only person who could pull off being a nerd, a creep, a robot, and a douchebag all at the same time

[@orpa007]

Therefore I love him!

[@yellowblanka6058]

Hahaha, dead on.

[@sammie5758]

And a cutieeee

[@Fifthelement203]

wite faec 😂😂😂😂

[@MoralMonster]

😂😂😂

[@URAWESOME94]

The blank, lifeless look on his face along with his monotone speaking absolutely kills me every time. I’ve only recently found this vids and they’re pure gold.

[@largol33t1]

I love when Conan goes out on "field trips" and drags Jordan with him. They're the modern day version of Stan & Ollie! 😁

[@gikgik4254]

Probably Xanax or oxys

[@Psydvckthefirst]

@@gikgik4254 5 years in a good improv theater

[@mahalalel27]

Blessed is the man that trusteth in the Lord, and whose hope the Lord is. For he shall be as a tree planted by the waters, and that spreadeth out her roots by the river, and shall not see when heat cometh, but her leaf shall be green; and shall not be careful in the year of drought, neither shall cease from yielding fruit. Jeremiah 17:7-8 💙✨

[@URAWESOME94]

@@mahalalel27 that has absolutely nothing to do with my three year old comment.

[@fletcherreed3259]

I think Jordan legitimately has anxiety issues around Conan LOL the look of relief on his face when Conan finally walks away is priceless

[@scytheria7]

Jordan could honestly be The Office James Bond if that makes sense lmao… the physique, clear familiarity with being interrogated, articulation and vaguely European vibe… 10/10

[@stormwatcheagle5448]

This man is a vulcan. There is a starship somewhere missing its science officer.

[@brucewayne4483]

Lmfao!!!

[@leoscorpio42]

Evan Reeves "...without taking up an inordinate amount of desk space." = Yeah, Vulcan makes sense.

[@googleuser2874]

He's the human version of Spock.

[@TipsyMcStumble82]

I definitely get a Tuvok vibe from him.

[@roguesheep3083]

Apparently, it's an act, but he is only exxagerating his actual self.

[@hidayatghozali]

8:29 the sign to his office says "Jordan Schlansky One Cranky Fake Italian"

[@wondrouswisdom8387]

Omg, I never noticed! 🤣🤣🤣

[@twilightzone1805]

OMG I never noticed ...

[@LonesomeBossDaily]

He ride a vespa, drink expresso, has olive oil and pepper in his office that is very Italian

[@prolly537]

@@LonesomeBossDaily he used to ride a vespa

[@twitterodammit5082]

@@prolly537 what happened

[@musiqa-workshops]

Knowing that this is not scripted you have to appreciate how well Jordan depleted Conans attacks in the first 3 minutes. He actually went boss mode all the way, from throwing his jacket into the trash pile to preparing his body in various ways and keeping his shades on after arriving at work at 1 PM, then making Conan thirsty by taking his shirt of while calmly disclaiming "I only shaved my face". Jordan is the man.

[@user-qn9tm8yp5b]

It's semi scripted.

[@CapoElChivo]

⁠@@user-qn9tm8yp5bin a reddit AMA Schlansky confirmed the Espresso remote and some others werent scripted, I’d bet a lot of the milder office prank skits like this are unscripted.

[@NinuRenee]

I dont know how Jordan is in real life, but the way he portrays himself in Conan's show to me just looks and sounds like someone who hasnt come out or even to terms with their asperger/alexithymia. I never realized his traits being ASD back then but now in hindsight it's painfully obvious.

[@alexkozlovsky8233]

I re-watch this clip once every few months and it never fails to make me happy.

[@davidpulatov9987]

Judge: you're still looking at 6 years 6ix9ine: do you know what Jordan does on Friday’s?

[@David-we8wq]

10/10

[@gonzalonecchi3085]

I'm ded

[@gandangamberify]

Youre

[@himdotcom]

You're

[@dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz4463]

You're

[@FrankieBeanss]

anyone notice that the coffee maker is now in his room lol

[@sya286]

Yasss hahaha

[@shellsy515]

It looked like it was in the hall.

[@BabyBillo]

+FrankieBeans it's still in the hall. you can see it as jordan walks in. that is another one

[@joewouldknow]

+BabyBillo Excellent catch there, I didn't notice. I think it's hilarious that he bought another one!

[@ConjahConj]

+FrankieBeans thats a printer you idiots, do you know what a printer is?

[@priyabuddhavarapu]

It’s been ten years since I saw this video and the phrase “I prepared my body in various ways” still sends me into the stratosphere every time I hear it

[@QueerlyBeloved_]

"You're not making eye contact with me." "Why would I?" 😂

[@Joey_Shepard]

3:29 Love how Jordan casually throws his jacket at his pile of crap

[@gogogoooooooooo]

We don’t see it, but there’s actually an open couch behind the boxes lmao.

[@kgisabeast]

Conan is hands down the funniest late night host. He’s actually a comedy genius. He even wrote a lot of the golden era simpsons episodes

[@exildur]

Wow, I had to look this up to confirm. I never knew that! Now I like Conan even more!!

[@misskorah4291]

Lukas ANDY RICHTER IS WAY FUNNIER THAN CONAN.

[@yeltsin6817]

His IQ is apparently very high

[@futuropasado]

what episodes¿¿??? i want to know

[@adgato75]

@@futuropasado You'd have to look it up , but apparently he ended up very influential on The Simpsons. From what I have read , Conan was the main motivator for taking the show from a boring animated sitcom ( which it was , early on ) to a more interesting kinda crazy version with strange episodes. I think people point to the Monorail episode as being when that shift started to take place.

[@duckbert3314]

"I prepare my body in various ways" he says that so creepily yet funnily at the same time. Pure gold.

[@trizr0387]

I love how conan laughs his ass off when jordan says "ive been experimenting with oats and whey"

[@liesoul]

jordan almost cracked at the body shaving part

[@louieis1337]

Lmao true

[@FishoD]

exactly, no matter how many times Conan says he is real it is clear he plays a character...

[@Janette388]

+Fisho D yea if Jordan isnt real .well what a great actor!! cause i would be laughing throught the whole video😂

[@MannyJohnson1984]

+Fisho D Aaron debunked this in StreamCoco. Jordan is a real lol

[@xgalarion8659]

timmy timson consider that conan said wikibear is totally real, and a lot of other things. I think schlansky is real though, there are weird people.

[@faderpie]

"Then, I prepared my body in various ways." LMFAO

[@Fivehe]

Love your profile pic

[@papajohn4118]

fdr shah

[@radioactivepotato2068]

Jordan is to Conan what Karl Pilkington is to Ricky Gervais. Sure, there's an element of theatre, but fundamentally, we're talking about a megastar seeing something special in a person they work with, sharing that interest with the world, and ultimately becoming good mates. There's millions of people, who have little idiosyncrasies that just keep you entertained. Not like a clown, or the butt of the joke, but because you can see yourself relating to them and all their weirdness.

[@bBeuh2992]

I always come back to these videos of Conan terrorizing Jordan every couple of years just to have a good laugh

[@SmylzMuzik]

Conan: okay jordan, no matter what you do, you're gonna keep your job, BUT i get to make fun of you publicly in front of millions of people. Jordan: I accept this pact as a form of intellectual rebellion.

[@jaythefirst2841]

😂😂

[@TheNativeEngine]

Whoa!

[@h3rs8]

H

[@kamw4010]

I'm sure his paygrade went up.

[@pradyunmanoj6716]

3:07 the funny thing is, u expect him in the car, and then he comes in his scooter 😂🤣🛵

[@klaus_lima]

As he thinks a stereotypical italian does.

[@user-cn4se7ui6j]

😂

[@pradyunmanoj6716]

@@user-cn4se7ui6j lmao

[@amoreazione3563]

he's driving a Vespa which is the quintessential Italian scooter. And fun fact: many Italians, rich or poor, do drive to their workplace on vespas

[@davidbustamante7278]

@@amoreazione3563 damn he’s obsessed with italians

[@dman2159]

All of Conan’s remotes are fcking hilarious. Really cured my depression!

[@CorporalCanada]

The man is trying so hard not to break character *It's hilarious*

[@homesick2513]

It's not a character, that's just an exaggerated version of him, it's not scripted nor a character therefore he doesn't ''break it''

[@PoTato-wk8gh]

I can't believe this isn't scripted...pure gold

[@francescomarialeo]

Jordan is a character but nothing is predefined. It 's half true

[@Peter_1986]

+Po Tato I personally think that that's the only way to really make a conversation sound natural - most movies have a very distinct "acting feel" to them since the actors have to follow scripts, and it will typically sound a lot more natural if you let the actors improvise their lines. It may be less practical, but it will feel more genuine and "real".

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

Just search *Jordan Schlasky Breaking Character* _It's just that he is playing a Role of a Weird Human. But in reality he also is just a Simple guy who laughs at Conan's Jokes. But don't watch the video or you might not feel the Humour in these videos anymore_

[@jason2014]

@@francescomarialeo To think this isn't scripted is a lie to yourself and your own dignity.

[@charlesxav6817]

I personally believe it’s not scripted, and that Jordan wasn’t notified about Conan’s visit to his office. Here’s why: 1) Jordan spoke with a normal tone at the beginning, “ Feels like an acceptable reaction to me”. The “ to me “ part is a bit highly tuned, which implied a plea of guilty. 2) Jordan seemed rather surprised when he realised there’s a camera crew in there.

[@LeoCharles]

"I prepare my body in various ways" im using that sentece before going out for now on lol

[@YourAchillesHeel]

i see your icon and what i say is papa bless

[@thejournalist8091]

You deserve a sodi pop

[@mikeyslots_]

At 6:43 Conan avoided a huge issue by not saying anything about Jordan being married, you can see him pause for a little as if he thought about it. Sign of a smart comedian

[@ozaki66]

Why would it be a huge issue?

[@abhishekpratapnigam]

No matter how many times you watch Jordan remotes it still remains funny

[@WineProneCowboy]

I just noticed that Jordan is wearing a Google t-shirt in this video. Proof that he is late to work on Fridays because he has to go to a Google lab first for his weekly recalibration?

[@rosieej5267]

Will you explain that please?

[@szepi79]

@@rosieej5267 the butt of the joke is that Jordan isn't human, but a prototype robot, who needs to be recalibrated to fool the regular humans.

[@georgecampbell9638]

Yeah I think your right. Jordon must be a robot because he’s emotionless, stubborn, stiff and a creep. Elon Musk may be a robot too

[@dacsus]

@@szepi79 It looks like Rosiee J is also going to get recalibrated...

[@CalvinJary]

Clearly they have work to do if a freshly calibrated Jordan acts like that.

[@aypeey8831]

I've worked for a living...absolutely killed me how he destroyed him in 5 words 😂😂

[@peaceduke1]

I didn't get it. Could you please explain it to me?

[@MrJovanify]

@@peaceduke1 Conan is stating that he used to work a 9 to 5 job in which he is pay by the hour and up to 40 hours a week. People would clock in using those time cards back in the day, then clock out when there shift is done. Those who are paid salary don't have the luxury of having a "fixed" time to work and generally work for more than 40 hours getting paid the same salary regardless how long they have worked for that week. In Jordan's case. He makes the joke because it is assume that Jordan never gotten paid hourly in his life, instead is paid a salary. edit: On top of that, salary pay is normally given to upper position like management.

[@MrZackavelli]

That's more like four words and a letter

[@Ken.-]

He still didn't use the punch clock correctly. You know how I knew....

[@antpat]

Conan probably worked a real job for a few months now claims to have "worked for a living" so he doesn't alienate his viewers being a millionaire... Rich people are always downplaying their status to appease their working slob viewers.

[@paulevans6066]

Jordan almost broke character at 6:05 lol

[@theallamerican3778]

"In terms of talking about my daily grooming rituals" 🤣🤣🤣

[@NinuRenee]

the way his voice faltered just proves it was an unscripted line cause it made him uncomfortable answering and continuing the topic

[@vam2317]

It's just plain crazy how we're coming back to this on the regular.

[@Alex_1729]

Well it's where it all started, this Schlansky series

[@vam2317]

@@Alex_1729 There are much older ones as well. but, this is just timeless ;) pun intended

[@Protoman85]

I prepare my body in various ways

[@ilbv5]

+Johan Öberg (Protoman85) im gonna start usin tht

[@jetnut89]

+Elsie Dupuis I'm sure it did ;)

[@drServitis]

+Johan Öberg (Protoman85) Remember how Borat's assistant prepared Borat's body at the start of each day? LOL

[@The_Ballo]

+Johan Öberg (Protoman85) It's like a line out of American Psycho

[@TheToneBender]

i absolutely lost it at that part XD which sucks because everybody in the house is asleep

[@mattschumacher4581]

HAHAHAHAHA I just looked at the Jordan's Wikipedia page and it says that he performs "various tasks" for Conan😂

[@user-wq6uz9sd6e]

Matt Schumacher omg

[@katielee517]

I SAW THAT TOO LMAO

[@TheSavageBountyHunter]

Bf a hahahaha... That was funny ...

[@Bapi633]

Matt Schumacher 😆

[@aaronsalentine7876]

lol xD

[@MCO18]

“I’ve been experimenting with oats and whey” lmao

[@justanotheryoutubefan8070]

This clip, along with all the other Jordan ones, will never get old

[@Dmdm_dm]

Is no one gonna comment that Jordan is amazingly fit for a guy in his 40s?

[@sjrn24]

That's what you get when you experiment with oats and whey

[@Smurffitness]

not sure if amazing is the word. dude just takes care himself.

[@Dmdm_dm]

@@Smurffitness Having a sixpack and virtually no fat on your body in your 40s is an amazing achievement. I bet you that only 1% of people in their 40s have a body like that.

[@davecolvin7969]

Or maybe you're just a mess

[@Dmdm_dm]

@@davecolvin7969 I bet Jordan's way fitter than you

[@chriswood9385]

dude this feels like an episode from the office

[@TristenHernandez]

Please make this a reality show! Snippets aren’t enough.

[@lavendermagic84]

4:04 So none of us had any knowledge of what Jordan's "various duties" as associate producer of the show were. But in this moment, a prepared list of Jordan's daily tasks had been sitting right in front of Conan the entire time he was waiting for Schlansky to arrive, and he let it go unnoticed. For shame, Conan.

[@the_j_machine2254]

I would like to know what his tasks were too.

[@scottw6704]

It may have been somewhat obliterated when the lotion got squirted on it

[@brianmorrissey554]

This is Golden age stuff. The whole Sona, Jordan thing. The trips abroad. Conan is one of the greats.

[@mei5102]

I thought it was Jordan in the black car, but then I saw the red scooter 😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-pv5ms2gr8h]

@Drew's Corner - Drew C. Ryan n

[@freddiesharpe6297]

every month or so i go on a Jordan Schlansky binge

[@akhrormuminov7180]

Having a boss like Conan is a blessing in itself. If you have him as a friend, that is a treasure.

[@midwestpuertorican6637]

Ten years later and I’m still watching this. Huge Conan fan.!

[@AwesomeBrawler100]

8:28 The sign is hillarious

[@johndillingerremixes]

+The Golden Bee dint catch that thank you

[@mliv695]

+The Golden Bee Does that mean it's staged?

[@AwesomeBrawler100]

No, it means that the Team Coco staff are hilarious.

[@jetjazz05]

I don't know if Jordan is an actual person or a character... but he's great.

[@Smurffitness]

mix

[@kakokapolei123]

I believe it's just an exaggerated version of himself

[@kakokapolei123]

mhm izme I think he said so in a Reddit AMA Edit: I'll copy an paste the question and his response here: "Is your on-air personality similar to your actual personality? If so, don't you realize how you come off, and that the reason we think you're hilarious is not because of your culinary / fasion / etc. bravado?" "Yes to both. -JS"

[@alizivani6274]

@mhm izme Jesus Christ, why do you keep replying to each comment. These comments are all from months ago.

[@rvk4b3]

@mhm izme shhh

[@sntsk]

4:48 You studied humans on our planet for a while. LOL

[@br0d1zzle_11]

Conan and Jordan is my internal dialogue everyday. I love this video. I could watch a thousand episodes of these two interacting

[@nateschwartz8808]

I bet Jordan Schlansky watched the same, "How To Be Normal: For Beginners" video that Spongebob watched.

[@xstrawarot]

haha xD

[@davej479]

***** Hi how are ya :)

[@nendrob155]

David Romero Wonderful weather we're having.

[@Benfamir]

Lmfao

[@leesway]

lmao! hi. how are you? pleasant weather we're having.

[@albboy96]

its probably the 10th time ive watched this and its still funny as hell

[@DooMylicious]

same here, I always find myself returning to these videos

[@TstormVA2012]

This is my first..and I'm dying. Just dying!!!

[@seattlegirl33]

Anytime I'm in a shitty mood I watch this....never gets old!

[@chembiz]

I watch this whenever I'm avoiding cleaning and/or studying.

[@sergiotaki9]

albboy96 right there with you!

[@amygonzalez906]

I can’t express how much I love these two. PLEASE NETFLIX, give em’ a show 😭

[@leadsin99er]

And it still hasn't happened today :(

[@AbdullahAhmed-df2ps]

No one is commenting on his physique. He's in amazing shape.