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[@OldcastleElf]

“Oh, this is garbage” That’s a top ten Conan comeback.

[@AlexPerez-tt9ru]

You can see the hurt and betrayal in his eyes

[@kamu799]

5:54

[@Kaisensan1]

celestial teapot he said no this is garbage

[@anh49]

@@Kaisensan1 Get your ears checked

[@popthetrunkk6500]

celestial teapot that was obv planted in there

[@ttly1384]

Did anyone ever notice the sign outside of Jordan's office says: Jordan Schlansky One Cranky Fake Italian.

[@YasinNurRahmanSGHS]

lol 1:08

[@hikgthbfk]

If you watch the other 'episode' about the coffee machine, the sign showed only his name, and it was in that same episode where Conan titled him Cranky Fake Italian

[@abdullahalgazali4852]

Ya hahaha

[@ttly1384]

Yeah, I mean I've seen this skit well over 10 times over the years and I just saw it the first time when I wrote the comment.

[@Brainbuster]

You should've marked the time, Mac Mac.

[@ninjanerdstudent6937]

I love how Conan asks why the jar of sauerkraut is in his office, and Jordan just explains what sauerkraut is.

[@1516Spinola6040]

Doe eating.

[@thetoot9615]

To replenish his floral whatever

[@Double-V13]

😂😂😂 that’s hilarious

[@augustal4243]

😂😅😆😁..... Most of what he says is incorrect..... When he talked about the water...Ect....

[@piercemccauley7079]

@@augustal4243 yeah lol but the sauerkraut actually is good for you gut bacteria because it’s fermented

[@michaelscottoriginal]

Jordan had a wrist cast on his right wrist. He was injured preparing his body in various ways

[@AccessoriesAddict5528]

I thought he got injured experimenting with oats and whey.

[@alecjones4676]

He was injured after Conan paid a hitman to crash into his Vespa

[@dylanbushmire2623]

Or maybe he didn’t prepare his body in various ways and that’s why he injured his wrist

[@darlamurillo4546]

@@alecjones4676 Lmao

[@Keiji3G]

Pretty sure someone hit him on his Vespa

[@dswanny]

They’re preparing this office in various ways.

[@armend4494]

Dayton Swanson i understood that reference

[@lolololtroll6842]

From the late to work video?

[@HOTKNlFE]

I’m so glad people understand this

[@glipk]

Haha

[@gnx10111]

I enjoy these various comments.

[@abduljalelwadouh9661]

You can see Jordan physically dying when Conan ate his sandwich

[@jeremyc9593]

I don't blame him. That sandwich looked amazing.

[@selfishstockton6123]

Michael he put a lot of work into it

[@MasterKurisu]

You mean powering down?

[@talithasuya8908]

@@MasterKurisu lol

[@2222ben]

@Michael uh yes it was

[@rolandcooke]

It never ceases to amaze me that Jordan is ridiculously specific about all aspects of his life (diet, exercise, grooming, etc) but his office is a disaster zone. :D

[@TechCrazy]

When in reality you are dealing with a gazillion things that come up ad-hoc the office does get a tad messy.

[@omarselim6281]

This is typical behaviour of analytical people i think.

[@jefflangdon4621]

Jordan seems really smart.

[@UnicornUniverse333]

I struggle with hoarding tendencies, but I'm deep thinker too, I'm autistic and ADHD, so I get drained by life completely because of how intensely I feel everything as well as analyze everything, so no energy left to clean!

[@sunnycopper9653]

@@UnicornUniverse333 take the 12 personalities test to find out what your personality is and read more into it! It will help you understand yourself much better. You may be INFJ so u feel other's emotions intensely!

[@TheRcm2012]

Conan holding the paper with the NBC logo and saying it's garbage. Absolute genius 🤣🤣

[@moondog7694]

Why?

[@U0EN0]

@@moondog7694 long story short. NBC betrayed Conan. But the genius of it was the unscripted, is this garbage question, and Conan wittingly saying it is garbage referring to not only the supplies, but the network as well.

[@holla18atme]

@@U0EN0 legend

[@admthrawnuru]

That's one of my favorite Conan lines of all time

[@dancs1]

this is literally how ellen treats her staff except she’s not joking.

[@Vis-Light]

😂

[@SliceofBread123]

LMAO

[@ainz9812]

Ellen wont go this far for her staff, and you cant make eye contact

[@jordy2299]

Ellen is trash anyways, (Joke)

[@princesssyde8675]

@@dog678 How do you assume something about someone you've never met?

[@fairlylcal3455]

He is literally real life squidward and Conan is spongebob

[@joevip762]

Right!! Lol😆😆😆

[@aliamarneh2067]

If SpongeBob was a bully and squidwards boss

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

@@aliamarneh2067 The darkest timeline. For squidward.

[@idkt0ri189]

conan even laughs like spongebob omg

[@cash_eye]

True

[@mux0091]

The consistent use of Jordan's one picture is a running joke in itself

[@hanieldarrison]

that sandwich really did look delicious

[@dank_frank2580]

The person eating it is delicious as well 😏

[@BillySotherden]

@@jonbarron8049 that's slices of cheese, not crackers.

[@calebstevens7487]

I made one tonight, actually pretty good

[@BillySotherden]

@@calebstevens7487 what was on it?

[@calebstevens7487]

@@BillySotherden a cheese baguette. Store was out of regular. It’s not a traditional sandwich but definitely worth it! Eating is a bit awkward because no top slice.

[@dylanmorrison8543]

This man really does have a technical dietician statistician response for every consumable substance he owns.

[@josiahfarrington5815]

For people that speak English hes just saying Jordan knows about what he eats

[@abdimohamed6355]

are you jordans brother

[@josephinechicharo-bachour5362]

Except for that one time with the poptarts

[@danielcastle4157]

You Sound like Jordan

[@wut_birbowo6166]

Dylan Morrison 600 like! ♥️

[@TheEpicImpaler]

*4:38** "I find you TDS"* Fucking genius!

[@rommarov]

What does TDS stand for? I aint a native english speaker

[@TheEpicImpaler]

Conan called him "tedious", which means slow and dull.

[@rommarov]

Raul Mejia thanks

[@dtadeo2006]

+Raul Mejia HA, got eeem!

[@JosephAnterola]

+Raul Mejia TDS: Too Dang Smart

[@papess9959]

I love how he was out of character when Conan walked in, super responsive and lively, then he saw the camera and realized the bit that was about to happen, and switched into the character.

[@theindianmeme]

It's hard to imagine a person like Jordan having an unorganized office.

[@LordShrub]

To him it's organized. He knows where every little thing is.

[@psychoaztecs]

its a façade to hide the real Jordan Schlansky

[@Ace-fl1zm]

@@LordShrub He will think that and still have missing Important stuff which he can't regain

[@zorilaz]

Not at all, he's an idiot

[@WaffleShortage]

the way he describes the Norelco groomer is such a wild contrast to the state of his office lol

[@russell2952]

He's using every ounce of strength trying not to laugh.

[@xp5570]

so he did

[@techgeek3366]

Yeah, you can see he's just barely supressing his smile - I think Conan caught him off guard with this one.

[@MightyMax2756]

It’s probably why he rarely makes eye contact in the sketch. It serves the purpose of making him look inhuman and to prevent him from breaking

[@roqtherootbeerman]

I can’t tell if you’re referring to Conan or Jordan and that makes it ten times funnier

[@Volt_Fortnite]

Incredible

[@paconbancakes4347]

Jordan’s enthusiastic “how are you?” at the beginning tells me that he’s a great guy irl

[@joshuamaldonado1721]

He also greets Julia before going into his act

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

I noticed that too. It was like he wasn't aware he would be performing. It's definitely a character. Andy Richter told some stories about him on Conan's podcast that are clearly not in line with the character.

[@therandom58]

SgtTravisBickle he’s said that the character is basically just a really amped up version of himself

[@nicolas7559]

SgtTravisBickle can you tell me on which podcast??

[@joeyjones1330]

@@ngoclantran1738 wich episode?

[@joshuapere997]

3:44 is the best acting Jordan and Conan has done, Jordan is trying his best to not laugh. Even though he publicly said Conan was the funniest man he has ever met.

[@duytdl]

"It should bother you more than me" - Jordan Schlansky (the undefeated champion of passive aggressiveness)

[@hangtime911]

Top notch passive aggressive fat shame.

[@MrMarkpark]

What’s funny is Jordan always looks away because he knows he cant keep a straight face or look Conan in the eye. He’s awesome tho. So deadpan. Love it

[@diegog1853]

Not sure about that, a lot of people like me have problems making eye contact. Specially if you are introverted

[@Sunshands_]

Yeah. I'm introvert and I don't like making eye contact.

[@Sunshands_]

@Badr eddin okay thanks

[@cai0409]

Some people just aren’t good with eye contact. And then there’s people who keep such good eye contact that they make you uncomfortable lol

[@Ken.-]

The lack of eye contact, flat affect, and rigid thinking style displayed when he responds to Conan are all classic signs of Asperger's. Naturally his logical style and ability to work with fixed clear goals make him an excellent producer.

[@BEFreda]

"This is a place of business, this is a television show. You seam to think that we are running a moderately sized Italian restaurant" LMAO!!!!

[@DRACATI-1984]

That part got me too! XD

[@hauseofcards1147]

I like it when conan brings the hammer down

[@DannyNY]

You have cheeses

[@nataliem.3879]

I know conan is too much!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@anietytretra7168]

Seem*

[@dbsti3006]

Jordan: "It should bother you more than it does me." Conan: ".....and yet it doesn't." 🤣😆

[@DigitalAndInnovation]

6:00 She set that joke up SO well. Bravo!

[@richardharris9708]

She was prompted to say it

[@tripdiz1341]

Julie deserves tons credit for cleaning - organizing Jordans’ space. In the sped up section, you can see her asking him about each item, before she takes it out the door. She is polite and doesn’t gang up on Jordan when Conan hilariously makes fun of him. Wtg Julie! Id hire ya cuz im a clutter freak like Jordan!

[@Ramonerdna]

I agree she was the real MVP of this video

[@tripdiz1341]

@Ramonerdna 👍👍

[@tristan7844]

I like the fact that instead of helping her, Jordan stands there staring at her the whole time she is cleaning 😂😂🤣

[@tripdiz1341]

@Tristan lol you’re right! it didn’t register, that he’s just standing there.

[@guarmar]

Nice try Julie.

[@patu8010]

Jordan sounded like a real person when he hadn't seen the camera yet

[@jacktheladstevens]

It was a virus, an update was released

[@JohnDoe-vr3ey]

Yeah he gets awkward infront of cameras I reckon

[@Cattus_Maximus]

@@cactusmalone more than 20 years to be specific

[@varunv.p.7180]

I assume he was asked to go into his exaggerated persona in between the cut

[@stevemuzak8526]

@@JohnDoe-vr3ey The funniest part is that he agreed to be in front of the camera. It's like he torture himself.

[@stewiegriffin12341]

I just realized... he doesn’t look Conan (and others) in the eye because he’d break out laughing if he did.

[@definitelynosebreather]

er.. not necessarily. Some people just don't like eye contact, especially in close distance.

[@nondescriptbeing5944]

It seems genuine, like looking at the woman his instinct is for his eyes to jump away

[@TheRedGameboy]

That man is one chemical accident away from becoming a super villain. His interactions with Conan are part of his villain origin story.

[@mskrisemilie]

"Do you need a seperate place to keep all your restaurant supplies?" Im done😂😂

[@rodolfosantana9015]

i think that line was very clever . smart dude

[@wolverineiscool7161]

i think it would have been hilarious if he said something like "yeah now that you mention it..."

[@sunhyun6549]

Maybe

[@weirdloverwilde]

The beauty at this is that we are on Jordan’s side for most of the skit… his boss is a goofball and an annoyance… but then when Conan actually makes legitimate points about using a place of work to ship WINE (totally a misuse of office time and money) the tables kind of flip and it’s like “wait a minute … this IS bonkers that this producer has an italian restaurant in his office!”

[@christopherstein2024]

One day Jordan is going to hire 100% authentic Italians for a restaurant and then tell them exactly how to make the food.

[@jaburke5715]

Conan: "Look me in the eye!" Jordan: (looks at Conan) Conan: "Okay don't. I just saw the end of the world."

[@chalz37]

LOL saw that part like 50x!!

[@tavit1987]

xD

[@thetruth1733]

Great comment

[@CJ-gy8ie]

quote from the video!!1!!!1!

[@Barkotina]

Yes, we all heard that.

[@CarCrazy24]

Jordan’s knowledge of the LA district’s water table is frankly impressive.

[@VioletEmerald]

So much about Jordan's knowledge is so impressive

[@CarCrazy24]

@@VioletEmerald yes! He’s like a savant, awkwardness and brilliance all in one

[@nondescriptbeing5944]

I’m just getting into these videos and he’s fascinating

[@CarCrazy24]

@@nondescriptbeing5944 oh it’s a slippery slope but it’s too good. Have fun

[@ndknight]

After the camera zoomed in on the label showing NBC, and then it showed Conan's face right after, I was almost expecting a tear to start streaming down his face, that would have made this extra hilarious, a perfectly timed moment. The sunlight does kinda make it look like his eyes were starting to tear up though.

[@leahryan5560]

I had a feeling that the only reason he left the room was to go punch something to let out some of the remaining and suppressed anger over the incident.

[@chillinebony]

Conan holding NBC letterhead: Julie: "Is this garbage?" Jordan: "No." Conan: "Oh, this is garbage." 😂😂😂😂

[@thelaw7994]

chillinebony what did it mean

[@strengthandmasculinity]

@@thelaw7994 look up Conan NBC debacle

[@Memorex996]

@@thelaw7994 /watch?v=1OE-rmwxhpI This video explains everything pretty well

[@yoj312]

yeahh...that is a straight shot for NBC

[@jermainekngdom3154]

His old network.

[@lucidloon]

I didn't think his office was all that terrible until they uncovered a couch I had no idea existed. This is after seeing his office in several spots now.

[@jessiepalmer9733]

His boss is Conan who made his assistant pretend to talk on a phone that was a banana and jokes about sexually harassing his female staff and murdering his male staff. Off air.

[@arrozfritoo]

same haha

[@no_peace]

@planningperson laidbackdeep it's a creative work environment staffed entirely by weirdos

[@RR-qs7xm]

I love their work chemistry with each other. Conan really loves and appreciates all his staff. I'd work for him in a second.

[@selfishstockton6123]

So after 1 second you’d quit?

[@RR-qs7xm]

@@selfishstockton6123 obviously that was a typo

[@aguy8210]

Really love that bit with Jordan and his eye contact thing. Watching all other remotes with him in it, Jordan avoids eye contact with almost everyone else but always goes straight up to look Conan head on. Really says a lot about the two.

[@SuryaGupta-te7fq]

its just a character he is playing, he's not actually like that in real life lol

[@leaffinite3828]

​@@SuryaGupta-te7fq ...so? I mean this comment refers to it as 'that bit"

[@sebastiankobeh7015]

When conan walks in, Jordan greets him out of character, and once he sees the cameras he immediately switches

[@goronful4969]

Jordan gets a little camera shy and goes deadpan when he's not passionately describing in detail. I have no doubt that he really is like that at a restaurant or at home, just listen to the quality of information. Conan said in an interview at oxford that Jordan is completely himself, but sometimes there's 10% added to his 'character' when Conan puts him on the spot

[@jmsmith1767]

Sebastian Kobeh yeah he is exactly like that EXCEPT friendly. He and Conan are close.

[@gresfgxgsrfxgrfx1381]

You can see how irritated he gets when Conan steals his sandwich, that's when things got real LOL

[@Damaged7]

Not really. His tone doesn't change even after he notices them.

[@Daniel_Delayne]

I believe he was always pretty much himself but surely aware of the deadpan douchebag vs bossy clown dynamic that they have 😄

[@SakshiKarnawat]

"NBC" "This is garbage" hahahaha I LOVE YOU CONAN

[@linx4355]

I watched that part 4 times and was still laughing

[@LaughingOwlKiller]

went over my head...

[@linx4355]

+LaughingOwlKiller conan had the job of host for the tonight show after Leno retired. but it was taken away when Leno returned.

[@LaughingOwlKiller]

linx4355 yea I understand that, but doesn't he still work for NBC

[@linx4355]

+LaughingOwlKiller no he is on his own on TBS

[@water.77]

Jordan is 100% correct about gut flora, filtered water, espresso … it’s Conan’s fault for asking 😂

[@Bergen98]

I noticed only now, but when Conan enters his office - Jordan sounds very friendly and then actually surprised when he sees the whole crew. He TRULY didn't know it was happening

[@lateral1385]

I love how professional this lady is.

[@joehostile4541]

She is literally a professional organizer. You would expect her to be unprofessional?

[@shiroineko13]

Her composure is rock-solid. Admirable!

[@rodolfosantana9015]

yea brains and real beauty

[@siddeshbandekar1913]

I desperately need her to fix my life starting with my room

[@gcwok]

@@joehostile4541 i think he means how she doesn’t laugh at Jordan

[@justanotherrandomcrit8115]

“Look me in the eye!” *turns “Ok don’t. That was awful. I just saw the end of the world.”

[@andrewlam8580]

This man really does have a technical dietician statistician response for every consumable substance he owns.

[@Brush19138]

I missed that joke because I was laughing so hard at the bit. Thank you for pointing it out... Conan is a frigging genius.

[@sucemaindex236]

@@andrewlam8580 👺

[@John_C_J]

Just gave your 1000th like!

[@wolverineiscool7161]

@@andrewlam8580 i see the same comment everywhere

[@FutureAbe]

“Do you need a separate space to keep all your restaurant supplies?” Conan is the most tolerant boss ever xD

[@briancubu981]

I just noticed at 1:01 that Conan is wearing the organizer’s watch

[@jo8242]

I feel we missed out on something wonderful there

[@aayushchimankar2755]

Anyone else is binge watching Conan & Jordon remotes ?

[@tomascabreramesina7867]

every couple of days, the spa in korea is hilarious

[@barbarachieppo8290]

I love Jordan especially He and Conan are funny together

[@rynereynolds5751]

The Jordan breaks character is hilarious

[@philipng6141]

Malaysia.... love Conan....

[@DanangWidiantoro]

binge-watching conan only. In Indonesia Conan is unknown but I love his joke

[@Wtfplsstfu]

“I find you TDS (tedious)” What a clever on the spot line man. Conan’s a beast

[@XeninaCalifornia]

I died

[@karimpardayev]

@@XeninaCalifornia R.I.P.

[@CJ-gy8ie]

It's scripted...

[@DrJones20]

@@CJ-gy8ie It is not

[@jeremyc9593]

@@CJ-gy8ie Not that I'm even remotely close to being as funny as Conan on his worst day, but even I came up with that joke on the spot. Just because it's on TV doesn't mean it's always scripted.

[@shounakghosh3705]

lol conan is so proud of his "tedious" joke

[@spooksboots]

I am too, it was genius lol

[@richardharris9708]

It was pretty clever!

[@Charlesinfinite]

The relationship these two have is pure gold. This is really how their relationship is. I would love being famous and having a guy like Jordan work for me who isn't impressed.

[@thorodinson2017]

Conan: "You seem to think we're running a moderately sized Italian restaurant here!" Freaking hilarious

[@0ion]

" ... you heard me."

[@leooconnor7197]

mmmm yummy

[@bryanth271]

LMFAO that part killed me

[@samfilmkid]

Touche Jordan. That is some serious mind-fuckery he's got going on there.

[@user-ix4nq9yz8k]

That was so cute

[@unknownlove19]

0ion what did Conan say before that...I couldn't hear the dialogue

[@gr6e]

I love how the Jordan character will take a simple question like "why do you keep an unrefrigerated jar of sauerkraut in your desk" and answer it as if the question was "why do you eat sauerkraut in general"

[@VinceKiyu]

5:25 Conan really was pissed at him lol

[@KendrixD]

*Conan found the NBC envelope* "Is this garbage?" "No..." " *Oh. This is garbage.* "

[@buchstabensuppenfa7545]

We all have seen the video....

[@baldwinivofjerusalem47]

@@buchstabensuppenfa7545 he knows.

[@buchstabensuppenfa7545]

@@baldwinivofjerusalem47 so he's a lil bit slow?

[@sultanalsarrah9134]

Wat does it mean

[@thejournalist8091]

Sultan Alsarrah NBC and other things screwed Conan over, that's why he says it's garbage

[@mistressofmusic21]

I want to hear him talk his way out of a speeding ticket

[@theguy_222]

Entertain Me Now 😂😂 ME TOO

[@demondwilson706]

On his moped

[@076657]

Using reverse osmosis water as the main excuse

[@NalaniScott]

Entertain Me Now That would be hilarious

[@DanielTsosie]

Well, the reason that you purport that you pulled me over was speeding, and ostensibly that was to improve safety, but in fact you have made the road less safe by causing a distraction on the side of the road causing other motorists to look in this direction and not in the direction of traffic. This is called rubber necking, the origin of which stems from ...

[@ceus90]

1:01 Conan wearing two watches and a pinky ring 😂

[@radiocoffee7700]

1:34 while what a perfect shot. The way there's just enough space between Conan and Julie to frame the sandwich landing and breaking. Effective cinematography.

[@user-vp4pt3lq2t]

"I just saw the end of world in your eyes".. there should be a tiny conan

[@justmewatching3500]

it also kind of sounds like a bad pickup line

[@3dge--runner]

best line in the skit

[@jensrb50]

+ICH MACHE KEINE VIDEOS du machst keine Videos ?

[@NewManOut]

1:07 - 1:12 is the real Jordan the rest is a act. You can tell in real life he is kind hearted.

[@zekefreed8258]

+NewMan my exact thoughts :)

[@jacobibarra097]

all of it is the real Jordan, its just he can only take so much of Conan after a while.

[@TresaOlson]

Who the hell cares it's still funny

[@NewManOut]

+JordynPlays1312 "We" care.

[@Sabrowsky]

+NewMan speak for yourself bub, i dont give a fuck

[@imabal9183]

“Do you need a separate place to keep all your restaurant supplies?” 🤣😂

[@freddym99]

i love it how he calmly and professionally explains every single mess in his office xD

[@mvc234ever]

Conan's reaction to finding the NBC envelope is PRICELESS.

[@L16htW4rr10r]

Indont get the joke or reference.

[@mvc234ever]

+L16htW4rr10r NBC made him quit his previous gig.

[@L16htW4rr10r]

Hm. I remember now.

[@L16htW4rr10r]

Tanin Moores Okay. thank you.

[@milkpatty7984]

I didn’t even know Jordan had a couch in his office

[@ThePuschkin1986]

you could never see it under all the clutter

[@esmith407]

Neither did he

[@rouzah9419]

6:03 All jokes aside.. The incredibly quick wit!

[@raghdahasan4941]

"You know what? I find you TDS" that killed me🤣🤣

[@eleiraeel]

I feel like Conan's team could do The Office -like tv show but it would actually be real. Just a camera crew walking around their staff, no scripts necessary. Jordan Schlansky would be the subdued Dwight. I'd watch the heck outta that.

[@matildalagerman8527]

eleiraeel Jordan is dwight but treated as Toby

[@yunipw1481]

I didn't know he had a sofa...

[@xDarthix]

+Yunipw i bet he didnt know either :D

[@jrgarza1964]

Cleaning does Wonders....;)

[@bobbydaniels1533]

JR Black especially to my pubes

[@fernandoarista1869]

*casting couch*

[@666Von666]

666th like is MINE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SATAAAAAAN!

[@josephr5766]

Love these videos. I would pay a monthly streaming service fee just to watch Conan and Jordan do these videos. Their chemistry is comedic genius.

[@carriecarroll8810]

I love how Jordan never makes eye contact with Conan!😂

[@chrisn3794]

Conan: “You think you want to be dirty?” Jordan: “Not in the way you’re referring to.” Conan: “What do you think I meant?” Jordan: “My office.” Conan: “... What?” Jordan: “You heard me.” Conan: 😮

[@gudetama_1258]

420th.

[@theuniverselovesme1529]

Gross

[@bblue6639]

well actually Conan did think dirty, he implied him wanting to be dirty, he would normally say "you think you want IT to be dirty" if he meant for the office but didn't on purpose. Jordan clearly saw through that and replied the way he did, after Conan tried to fish out what Jordan was implying, but Jordan doubled bluffed by saying "my office" and that caught Conan off guard... FACTS

[@QuangNguyenNgocThieu]

I really don’t understand this, can anyone explain why it is funny? Thanks in advance!

[@k4t391]

@@QuangNguyenNgocThieu Jordan was bein a horndog

[@ramdam974]

1:07 Jordan saying enthusiastically "how are you" and smiling before he realizes that there are cameras. Next scene is in character already.

[@TheYayoii]

"My goodness!"

[@ayofrtho7014]

Nah, he soured up cuz Conan rudely threw his sandwich.

[@Muzikrazy213]

At 1:10 You can see him even shake his head after he sees the cameras as if to almost cartoonishly change character and then the camera cuts. He's officially in Schlansky mode.

[@rhetiq9989]

Only supports Conan’s previous claim that Jordan didn’t know they were coming to shoot in his office on that day. Jordan legit had no idea they were coming and hadn’t prepared for it lol

[@thesprawl2361]

Yes, that was very noticeable. He sounds like a normal human being in that split-second before the cameras come on. His fans really want to believe that he's exactly like this all the time, but the reality is that he's playing an absurdist, extreme version of himself.

[@voxprojects1582]

I love this series w/Joran. Funny as hell! I come back to watch them from time to time and crack up every time!

[@gamerfromdiscord2577]

i love how Jordan does basically nothing and doesn’t help 6:23

[@shaniazimmerman3922]

It killed me when Conan stood up and talked about Jordan thinking the talk show is a “moderately sized Italian restaurant” 😂

[@sumbynum]

Best part of the remote.It was hilarious but that was great 🤣🤣

[@SuperFastEddies]

"We think there might be vermin in his office, not including Jordan himself" lmao!!!!

[@sithcode3749]

Mr. Monk "You know what, perfect. I find you TDS"

[@kolsveinnskraevolding]

+Tyrell Wellick Jordna is basically a more intelligent version of Baldrick.

[@Lupinthe3rd.]

+Hamza Changazi i have a cunning plan

[@lou5368]

for an introvert, Jordan's doing really well. Good job, travels and does what he wants to do in life.

[@poopsonastick13]

This is giving me PTSD about my ex’s apartment. My heart-rate always jumped whenever i walked in. I don’t know how a sane person can function like this

[@KingKilla7245]

"oh, this is garbage" *holding NBC letter*

[@granitezero]

Jesus Garcia That one is gold. I have never laughed so hard in my life lololol.

[@eduardochavez82]

That was the best scene you can see the hate towards Jordan in the part

[@theguy_222]

Jay 😂😂😂😂

[@abdiaziizhaydar3527]

This guy would give chemistry lecture everytime asked about product in his office.

[@redplague]

He's actually wrong about the reverse osmosis water. It's no good for drinking water either as it leaches the minerals from your body.

[@cBodhi]

@@redplague negative. Distilled, or osmosis, water will leach minerals from certain polymers but the human body does not work like that. Water consumption, no matter what kind, will never rob a human body of vitamins/minerals. Humans get enough minerals and salts via solid food; we could never drink enough to cause an imbalance... Electrolyte imbalance has more to do with excessive expenditure than it does with the type of H2O you are consuming

[@redplague]

@@cBodhi Googling the subject brings up numerous publications which say otherwise, including one from the W.H.O.

[@athena7042]

C B, Reverse Osmosis & Distilled water are not the same. Also, drinking only distilled water for a long time CAN leach minerals from a person's body and cause serious issues. Happened to two people I know.

[@pho14]

I can’t believe I only just stumbled on this.... what a great comedy duo.

[@Dmdm_dm]

That lady is so polite and nice 😂😂😂

[@isisatlantis3168]

6:07 "Oh...this is garbage!" Love it!

[@pj101]

This was the best line!!!!!

[@wilsonpereira6581]

Jordan should get his own sitcom I bet he can do a "show about nothing"

[@wilsonpereira6581]

Season 9 episode 1 - Elaine dates a man with no facial expressions

[@utubelover45]

Season 5, episode 7: One Crafty Fake Italian.

[@boldandbrash5214]

Would love a sitcom mini series of some kind.

[@rbeck3200tb40]

Wilson Pereira like Karl Pilkington

[@MsPotatobag]

***** does he really have aspergers or is this just the popular consensus? I mean, I get it, but I feel like it doesn't impair his life too much if he does have it

[@rc653]

I really love Jordan's acting skills to be a completely different person during Conan's segments.

[@nondescriptbeing5944]

I mean Conan himself has said it’s 90 some percent the real him

[@TheBiscuitFactory]

I’m about to binge all of his travel series and Jordan series after 2 years. I’m so excited for today

[@ivan199120]

1:08 Room 205 Jordan Schlansky One Cranky Fake Italian

[@boraakdamar2698]

My name holy shmoose i just saw it

[@decaomoral]

One Cranky Fake Italian hahahahaa

[@K20a3RSX]

My name jeff

[@3lttlbrds]

Thats there permanently. It's in all the Schlansky videos

[@theguy_222]

My name 😂😂

[@thewixter]

Plaque outside of door: Jordan Schlansky One Cranky Fake Italian

[@blakebarker1406]

What? Schlansky is one of the most Italian names I've ever heard

[@ryanrock02]

Blake Barker i live in Italy, so i can assure you that Schlansky is not an Italian name

[@SeattleSundown]

Blake Barker lol a little north of Italy. Maybe Poland?

[@supersayainjesus7204]

thewixter He's got asperger's

[@samanthayeah10]

Conan already said Jordan was from Buffalo on that one video xD

[@Kim-zu2jn]

the coffee machine "Espresso " is still there 😂 1:08

[@g32.recitales]

I've watched this video many times, but I can't help but say that I could watch hours and hours of the interaction between Jordan and Conan

[@ashwingautam3701]

Look at what Jordan's office nameplate says at 1:08

[@p123erson]

+Ashwin Gautam HAHAHA that's hilarious

[@ekekee]

+Ashwin Gautam LMAO Thanks for pointing that out, I didn't notice it XD

[@PerfectEnd13]

To those who dun wanna do the work, it says "Jordan Schlansky, One Cranky Fake Italian." XD

[@Nokcturna]

HAHAHAHA I'm dying here XD

[@mastervadgers3881]

lol.. i was about to get this commented aswell

[@AdamAhujaMusic99]

That moderate sized Italian restaurant line was gold 😂😂😂😂

[@kaylaboo433]

You have cheeses, you have wines, you have salami..... 😂😂😂😂

[@TheQueenyla]

The best part

[@RADIO1990]

I never watched Conan's Show alot,but these clips with Jordan ,are comedy Gold.

[@ShowtimeHawaii]

I’m currently on a Conan & Jordan marathon. They need their own show.

[@bappojujubes981]

You know he isn't expecting anything when he's super nice at the beginning.

[@peyton4895]

I love how he was out of character when Conan walked in cause he didn’t know about the camera and then he quickly tried to get into character

[@jimpanse4216]

Peyton Graber im confused, i just started watching conan and some people say its his real personality and some say its all a role. Can you maybe help me out?

[@mjrudisill]

@@jimpanse4216 I think he is quirky, but probably just super camera shy. I did notice the loud "how are you" then "my goodness" a little softer then kind of shut down with all the cameras in the room.

[@peyton4895]

@@jimpanse4216 nobody really knows. I personally think he is somewhat like that in real life but it is a character that he plays. I also think he's kinda morphed into the character a little bit since he's done it for so long

[@DreamDesignsCanada]

I think jordan got shocked that wasn’t expecting the boss to come to the office finding him eating over his disk not in the kitchen Even if its all made up, this dude is educated as well ;)

[@JohnClam]

I really think Jordan is not dissimilar to how he is portrayed here, but he definitely acts "more so" when they do these. Just like Conan does. Its TV. They play it up.

[@nikosnikolaidis5277]

Love that at 1:00 Conan casually took Julie's watch to try it on his right hand 😊😅

[@FrankTank47]

I can’t stop watching these I always come back for more

[@TheMusicgirl78]

"You seem to think to that we're running a moderately sized Italian restaurant". LOLOLOL!

[@christiaan81music]

Leigh Brooke yeah I actually laughed hard

[@PieterDaniell]

Hi baby come live with me baby lots of love

[@michelledeidra]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@iancius]

Hahah "Do you need a separate space to keep all your restaurant supplies?"

[@liveuntetheredmusepodcast4832]

i lost it on this too lol

[@betotrono]

"it should bother you more than me" is a pretty sick comeback.

[@reycesarcarino4653]

Yet it doesn't

[@paulharbron361]

Aspergers mixed with some OCD. I love Jordan. He must have some mad skills ❤️. Very cool that he’s willing to do a skit and let Conan play around with him and vice versa 🙌🏻

[@natalialobo3766]

This is one of my favorites!! Pure gold!