Conan Has A Post-"Hot Ones" Check Up With Dr. Arroyo | Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan

After his viral appearance on Hot Ones, Conan is joined by Dr. Jose Arroyo for a medical follow-up.
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[@TheBrooklyntree]

This is a wonderful free 20 minute improv class

[@hahasimp]

What do you mean improv? He’s not a real doctor?

[@ahmedsuleiman5283]

@@hahasimphe is not

[@dankpepe2110]

​@@ahmedsuleiman5283 NO WAY! I don't believe you!

[@Leo-sd3jt]

​@@dankpepe2110it's true! But if you want a second opinion....

[@fruchu]

​@@Leo-sd3jt Yeah we will need a second opinion on that

[@AnitaHanjaaab]

Lmfaoo he’s graduated at the top 100% of his class. 😂 This man is hilarious.

[@roberthevern6169]

Right there with ya!!

[@nour2146]

From the country's top med school

[@osqtin]

@@nour2146 Don't you mean doctor school

[@rashiabramson5953]

@@nour2146 Doctor school, like an honorary Ph.D. program.

[@374jr]

😂😂

[@LP-kb1jd]

Props to Dr. Arroyo for not disclosing the location of our Doctor School. The Alma motto is "Not continental, but confidential"

[@rudranil06]

😂😂😂

[@michaelboulanger2293]

oh you know him too 😂

[@spencerace7167]

He’s so quick lmao. A hilarious answer for everything Conan throws at him. 10/10 comedian

[@STEVENMULHALL]

sounds like jordan's brother

[@Talk2MeNice]

And that’s why he’s been writing for Conan for years 😄

[@sergioventura2595]

The best affordable doctor in the world

[@noborikoon]

He’s really very affordable!

[@AlessandroAltosoleChannel]

He has an office in desert...sometimes, when he's not in a restaurant

[@starxhilmie]

yeah its there

[@TimEric4d3d3d3]

I went to school with him

[@juandesalgado]

He swore the hypocritical oath

[@martpacheco7]

"I thought you said (take my pulse) like take it away" had me rolling 😂😂

[@BBakira1031]

Yea I legit did a spit take....got orange juice all over my computer screen 🤣

[@BlackCatBritt]

lmao even Conan cracked at that 🤣

[@jwbowen]

Easily the best line of the video

[@winklenator]

On hot ones when he took Conan’s pulse and said, “yeah, it’s there,” I was crying laughing

[@florete2310]

Right?!?😂😂😂

[@SrinivasGanesh]

Accomplishments: 1. Went to a secret private Doctor school (not in the United States) 2. Did graduate at the top 100% of his class. 3. Gives excellent first opinion for any medical thing 4. Goes to the patient instead of patients going to him 5. Often meets at restaurants to make sure the patients (and he) eats healthy 6. Excellent use of restaurant washroom to keep himself spick and span, (believes in saving water) 7. Has a lot of time. 8. Always available. 9. Charges $19 for consultation (will return the change too) 10. IR doesn't know a thing about him and he would like to keep it that way. 11. Gets better everyday 12. Respects the Hippopotamus oath. 13. Conan is alive because of him. 14. Most affordable doctor. 15. Commutes by bus as he believes in efficient pubic* transportation.

[@murilodutra4887]

That’s a great LinkedIn profile

[@SrinivasGanesh]

@@murilodutra4887 his linkedin display picture says #available all the time.

[@diduck0011]

hhahahaha!

[@RhapsodyinGlue]

The work put into this comment deserves 100% of the likes made for it.

[@SrinivasGanesh]

@@RhapsodyinGlue hahahaha if Dr. Aroyo reads this then he will personally travel the 7 seas to come 'TAKE' my pulse. Which he has full consent to do so. 🤣

[@Esme-js6rf]

Only Conan gives this much screentime,platform and appreciation to his writers and everyone who works with him

[@jirehpsalmpaule6077]

He’s all about comedy. He’s not self serving like other talk show host.

[@HereAfterNow]

Unfortunate that Colbert isn't giving Brian Stack the screentime he deserves

[@matthewmcconnell3011]

"I thought you said TAKE my pulse, like take it away" is one of the best lines I've ever heard. What a brilliant improv line. I was crying laughing

[@Gmentality69]

Then you said "no no" and then I had to touch you lightly. This whole section killed me. Dr Arroyo at it again.

[@donbingo8523]

Not improv

[@andyrose5616]

Jose has some amazing retorts. In a segment reviewing a mediocre sketch that Jose wrote, Conan complained that it went on for nine minutes. Jose’s defense was “It only FELT like nine minutes.” kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWrPfHhujNesoJosi=ISJ7oldMEmtFpxho

[@whothehellknowsson]

😂

[@hastyscorpion]

@@donbingo8523 it definitely is lol

[@Carfeu]

“Im a wonderful first opinion” is a great quote 😂

[@beerosaurusrex]

Conan was fighting it back so hard after he said that.

[@lehulei93]

That one was it for me 😂

[@JL-db2yc]

What's ironic is that he met Conan when he needed a second opinion outside the Mayo Clinic (pronounced as in "cinco de mayo").

[@rwhirsch]

very woody allen-esque

[@anthonygordon9483]

And the hook and ladder is.."Perhaps you should you get a second oppinion" after he beats his patients up. The best humor Ive seen in a while.

[@ezzeklive]

dr arroyo meeting Jordan would break the internet

[@kristiannelson1851]

I thought about this too! But this could be like Crossing The Streams in Ghostbusters!

[@saki369420]

Dr Arroyo will prepare Jordan's body in various ways 😂

[@davidsr9719]

@@saki369420😂😂😂😂

[@fengyi9034]

“I felt a calling to heal, to be of service, to be paid in CASH, and it all came true” Dr. Arroyo is truly the best doctor!

[@zachvalentine7002]

Dr. Arroyo saved my life. I showed up at his clinic (Chili's) with a rash, and he nearly leapt over his table to perform CPR on me. I did not even know my heart had stopped, and I was very surprised to learn that CPR is done with karate chops. Needless to say, my rash went away four weeks later. I'm only able to write this comment today thanks to his extensive training at doctor school.

[@squidcaps4308]

It's not a doctor school, it is Doctorschool-auf-mainkopf, in southern Bavaria. Famous for its mountain springs rich in sulfur, known cure for hiccups and leprosy.

[@pats5375]

That was hilarious! Loiter around outside Conan's podcast building and maybe he'll hire you if you tackle him on the way to his car and break into some improv. I hear he likes and admires go getters like that! 😂

[@csmlouis]

Thank God you have enough cash around too

[@beybld]

very good

[@k4f]

@@csmlouisit was just $19

[@norasmith2474]

DR ARROYO IS MY FAVORITE MEDICAL DOCTOR

[@HOTD108_]

Yeah, he's SO cost effective!

[@D.S.handle]

He’s the kind of doctor the Big Health don’t want you to have.

[@EM33700]

​@@D.S.handle They hate how efficient he is due to working out in the desert.

[@blueshattrick]

> > DR. SPACEMAN has left the chat...

[@lets.go.partying]

He went to doctor school and graduated top 100%

[@DavidJCO]

Dr. Arroyo is an amazing doctor. He help to deliver my baby last week. I don't have a wife, and I didn't know i had got somone pregnant. But he delivery the baby at my house, said the baby was kinda healthy, gave me bottle of rum to help me sleep at night if the baby cries and also 50 dollar bill. Thank you so much, doctor. The rum is fantastic

[@NateRalston]

So many treasures, but the final line encapsulates just how easy and layered the humor is: "do you know how to get home" "yes, of course, yes! the bus is right there."

[@kiidampuller97]

I don’t think I’ll ever forget the line “Where did you go to medical school?” “1998”😂😂😂😂

[@jasonjones3694]

😂😂

[@thepianojuggler]

So Classic!!

[@hejoric]

Mind explaining the joke pls

[@kiidampuller97]

@@hejoric watch the hot ones episode

[@thepianojuggler]

@@hejoric It's just a silly non sequitur (response that has nothing to do with the question) He's answering a question about where with an answer about when. I think the funny part is the subtext that he's avoiding answering the question cause it's implied that the character probably didn't go to medical school.

[@krazygeek32]

"hippopotamus oath" im dying 😂

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

FYI: Homer Simpson actually said that line about 20 seasons ago. I was eagerly hoping it would get used here.

[@squidcaps4308]

Call Dr Arroyo ASAP.

[@JamoonXerxesSauber]

​@@palaceofwisdom9448 was conan writing for them back then or was that 90s he wrote for them?

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

@@JamoonXerxesSauber The line is from Simpsons season 4, episode 11 (Homer Gets a Triple Bypass), and Conan was a writer at the time, so it's possible that it was his.

[@motorcycleboy9000]

"We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker." "Could you dumb it down a shade?"

[@BillyCobbOfficial]

The “take my pulse” bit was brilliant

[@richardgroulx9859]

I’ve watched this about 15 times and every time I feel better and better that Conan’s health is in the hands of such a great man. Thank you Dr Arroyo

[@shialabeouff3326]

Please please make dr arroyo a permanent character in some form.

[@starxhilmie]

no no hes a real doctor graduated from doctor school, hes busy saving people

[@HueyRocks23]

@@starxhilmie And busy speaking with the 9 million people who question his credentials.

[@HueyRocks23]

I think if Conan still had the late night show, he would definitely make him a recurring character.

[@rookiebeotch]

He's a permanent character in our hearts.

[@muumarlin1731]

YES!!!!!

[@kstepko]

“Are you alive? You’re welcome.” Sounds like a great ad slogan.

[@YvetteTomas88]

That was a very Tony Stark moment.

[@BluntBrazenCurt_Evolved]

Your neighbors and community needs you. Change must come 🔥 kzbin.info/www/bejne/e4bKhqiPlJeJhZosi=rnDHRORrwZa3Atjj

[@krissp8712]

13:33 for the timestamp btw

[@anonview]

I was a patient of Dr. Arroyo, and I can vouch for his legitimacy. I came to him with a fractured leg, and he told me that I "was made of sterner stuff." Additionally, he reminded me that sticks and stones may break my bones, but words could never hurt me. It really boosted my morale! My leg is kind of crooked now and sort of just dangling there, but I got a major confidence boost! And only for $10.99!

[@user-kk4mb3ek5d]

Doctor Arroyo deserves the Medical Nobel Prize

[@tennysonrupnick4116]

Or the more highly esteemed Doctor Nobel Prize

[@Ashen-One1]

This is why I love Conan and his team. They didn't have to do this, but everyone loved Dr. Arroyo so much, they serve us 19 minutes of a cracked in-character interview. So good!

[@OrokaMeron]

$1 per minute!

[@wishpatel]

How did he stay in character with all the laughs coming from everyone else. Brilliant piece.

[@jamesandrew3668]

They didn't have to and I'm glad they did but I'd imagine getting a load of new listeners over from Hot Ones to the podcast made this a no-brainer

[@oswaldovarguez4958]

@@OrokaMeron Very affordable

[@KetchupOverdose]

Incredible improv. That “take my pulse” joke was brilliant.

[@honorablebandit]

My absolute favorite--"take your pulse"

[@Lisa.Monteiro]

Literally 😂

[@HereAfterNow]

What makes this bit work is that Conan plays it straight. While Sona is cracking up, Conan continues to act as if he's having a legitimate conversation with his doctor. Both make a brilliant team and I love that Conan knows when to be the clown and when to let others shine

[@al6945]

Exactly! He's usually the goof riffing with the rigid character. He played it so cool here

[@amoldaxikar1738]

The more times I listen to it, I feel that this might be the greatest 20- minutes of improv master class of all time. And great job by Matt and Sona too.

[@jacobmorris16]

His delivery of, "You don't need a Rolls Royce to take you to the...Goodwill," was hysterical.

[@syedarmaghanhassan4652]

What did that mean though? "Taking to the goodwill"?

[@antedote1]

@@syedarmaghanhassan4652 goodwill, the thrift store. Don't need a fancy car to bring you there.. was tying into his sleeping on a bus and doing exams in a gas station bathroom.

[@syedarmaghanhassan4652]

@@antedote1 haha.. oh I see.. thank you man.. it's very kind of you to let me know.. Now I can also understand and enjoy the joke.. where u from?

[@garrettmillard525]

I almost wish he said ".... pharmacy"

[@syedarmaghanhassan4652]

@@garrettmillard525 i think I thiught the same thing!

[@evolutionstationmusic2559]

This guy has been Conans, producer and writer for 18 years… Absolutely brilliant character

[@Mowmauf]

This is clearly his doctor

[@evolutionstationmusic2559]

@@Mowmauf my apologies. you are right. and a good one at that. anyone who knows the hippopotamus oath is for real.

[@kainkabil6393]

@@evolutionstationmusic2559 again you are wrong. smh. he is affordable not good. you dont need expensive things all the time. especially something like health

[@jerico1299]

​@kainkabil6393 I mean, when you are shopping, you might say a cheaper option is a better one. And thus, by the transitive rule, when we say Dr. Arroyo is cheap we are also saying that Dr. Arroyo is good.

[@evolutionstationmusic2559]

@@kainkabil6393 I digress in your direction.

[@Spongebathe830]

At the very beginning. "I want a second opinion! And I ran in and it was you.". That succinct answer is too precious!

[@AD_US]

I'm a longtime fan of Conan and generally chuckle when listening to his podcast these days...but THIS banter between the two of them had me literally laughing out loud the entire time. Full on belly laughs. Love this guy!!!!

[@eben4reel934]

He’s extra talented!

[@5MrPine]

He’s our Patch Adams during these tough times.

[@arturoruiz4940]

The guy is literally a cartoon character: the body language, the face, the dialogue, his story. One of the best characters and people Conan has brought to the show in his career.

[@R_C420]

He is Doctor Nick from the Simpsons where Conan was a writer.

[@manossteele1335]

Also, very Lionel Hutz. Also, from the Simpsons.

[@ThreeWarmAndWildEyes]

@@R_C420 Very Dr. Spaceman from 30 Rock, as well. Doctor Nick is still the GOAT for describing the absurdity of flammable/inflammable. What a country!

[@H-Vox]

He does have a Simpsons vibe

[@ClemsonFan46]

I don't know if he actually has a lazy eye or can do that on purpose, but it's a major boost to the character.

[@Investigate-311]

The fact that he give conan a dollar change just proves how affordable Dr. Arroyo is, truly one of the doctors of all time

[@funfunfun3624]

He is easily one of the doctors

[@Anonrider]

Definitely the most recent

[@LastSifu]

Nice. lol

[@madonnadersch3462]

That dollar has seen a lot of

[@lmrmurphy]

🤣

[@emilyjpeters]

I have watched this more times than I care to admit. But it makes me so happy. Like a comical lullaby.

[@madacy]

Dr. Arroyo is the epitome of what a great doctor should be. I waited FOUR months for an appointment with my primary. Took a day off from work to make it! He calls out. And I'm rescheduled a month out. Dr. Arroyo! I've got $19! Name the restaurant!

[@joeSCHMOEwithTheo]

the subtle "i have time" implying he has no clients to work with besides Conan, this guy is great

[@LordKingKamiGuru]

Also, the absurdity in stating you have time to talk to 90 million people is hillarious.

[@neaituppi7306]

He also has Matt. Which he "makes" time for.

[@ChaosZero.]

This is a masterclass in improv, you can tell all Conan told him before they started recording was "be in character for this" and they both improv for 20 minutes

[@LAFC.]

How can you tell? What gave it away? To me it just seems like the obvious thing to do. Everyone is in character including jordan and sona etc...

[@timothymark]

​@@LAFC.They're using specific improv strategies

[@TheAluvisify]

@@LAFC. I think the biggest thing that gives it away is that they're not breaking character which is probably a lot harder than it seems to do, especially for 20 minutes.

[@ChaosZero.]

​@@LAFC.Rewatch it again, but this time pay attention to their body language. Whenever Conan is about to finish his line, he will often look up directly at Arrojo or nod his head of point at him, and Arrojo will do the same thing with his eyebrows or other quick gestures or putting the accent on specific words. The very first bit they do about the name of the clinic is a simple example of that. As per Sona's "character", I mean no offense to her, but her job is to just sit there and laugh.

[@TeemuSintonen]

​@@LAFC.I think this is 40% scripted and 60% pure improv

[@JeffKryger]

I am so happy that they continued this bit beyond just the Hot Ones appearance. Incredible back and forth!

[@JonathanSchmallippe]

This guy is outstanding! Incredibly quick, witty, and fully committed to the bit. Gave Conan a run for his money 😂

[@ryanofottawa]

Can't wait for the spin-off series Dr. Arroyo Needs a Patient

[@Norvo82]

In cash!

[@johndoe-nt]

Dr. Arroyo Needs a Patient Preferably As Soon As Possible Maybe In The Next Hour Please

[@rsand2009]

Lmaooooo id watch that 🤣🤣🤣

[@blizz3166]

actually genius idea😂

[@persia010]

Yesss

[@adlwilliams]

How the hell is conan not laughing this whole segment? The whole room is dying, everyone watching is just constant laughter, and conan somehow plays the straight man for 20 solid minutes

[@vincevvn]

Conan will do anything as long as it’s funny. He knew playing the straight man would be funny.

[@liamcragin]

What’s to laugh about? This is a very serious interview with Conan’s VERY affordable doctor

[@nfd7329]

Conan's been having medical consultations with him for 7 years so he's used to it

[@winniem7055]

Same 😂. I died

[@samelhombre]

He almost broke when he said he’s a wonderful first opinion 😂

[@jimmyguitar2933]

I've watched this five times in five days. Funnier each time!

[@808jonnysmith]

The world needs WAY more of this guy on camera, not just writing for others.

[@glox023]

Bro he's so effortlessly funny. We need more of him please!

[@anterax4097]

He just makes it LOOK easy.

[@thisguyfilms]

To me one of the best lines was “how does that help me?” “Well it gets you out of the house” lol

[@alantremonti1381]

I was dead lol. These guys are legendary!

[@HolotapeDeepCuts]

The lore goes way deeper than I could have ever expected.

[@mrbeans2425]

Jose is one of the best writers weve ever had. So hilarious. Him an conan work so well together

[@iheartdiscgolf]

I love how Matt and Sona have 100% given up on trying to be serious or keeping the show on track and now just go with Conan's shenanigans.

[@Donnerjkks]

I just watched the Hot Ones today and watching Sean just react with surprise was amazing.

[@commontater8630]

Matt and Sona were ever tried to keep the show on track? I must have missed that.

[@luiscruz7343]

This feels like an interrogation and they're trying to take away his doctor license.... I stand with you Dr. Arroyo!

[@brianbagnall3029]

We truly are living in clown world if they take away his license. That man is a medical treasure.

[@luiscruz7343]

@@brianbagnall3029 they're questioning his unorthodoxed methods. Ridiculous

[@jjhaya]

He could always reprint it from his flash drive 😂.

[@luiscruz7343]

@@jjhaya lol! Chat GPT University makes it so easy to reprint your degree

[@a5-30-31cts]

We're here for you Dr. Arroyo!!

[@markbowen9084]

OMG, Conan, Sona and Matt are always funny, but this is monumentally hilarious. And it seems at least partly improvised, which makes it all the more amazing. Dr. Arroyo needs to be on monthly to do staff "checkups." Better yet, a Dr. Arroyo podcast where he gives "medical advice" to callers! Let all that doctor schooling finally pay off!

[@gcc4426]

YES! lmao 😂

[@kjjh4449]

I love that the most animated and confident he gets is when he's insulting the irs. So good.

[@evnerbinko]

“You can look it up. If you ever find it.” is such a funny line.

[@pats5375]

At what time, in the interview, did he say that? Never mind, I'll watch it again, at least, a dozen times, it was that good! 😅

[@jjhaya]

​@@pats5375it's on 4:04 you're welcome 😊.

[@jasontsang7198]

@@pats53754:00

[@Gr8Layks]

@@pats5375it’s at 4:05

[@dadtier564]

@@pats5375 4:05

[@TrueMakaveli50]

“I felt a calling to heal, to be of service, to… be paid in cash.” Thanks Team Coco for this gem of a video. I’d trust my life with Dr. Arroyo in a Wendy’s bathroom any day!

[@ArmArmAdv]

Dr Arroyo ladies and gentlemen. Highly respectable and outrageously affordable doctor.

[@kristiannelson1851]

11:33 - The "I walked out of that mobile pet grooming van..." line from Dr. Arroyo does not get enough love!!!

[@maxborn7400]

From being a French artiste to an attorney to a chief justice, Dr. Arroyo has come a long way. Those Doctor school classes sure have paid off!

[@kenscarpa2318]

He has come a long way. By bus.

[@kapuseta]

He has also been designing Iphones kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGiQg5iqjpyZfdE

[@Gueli]

Ghustavoh!!!

[@starxhilmie]

also Darth Maul

[@jjhaya]

Any profession is an upgrade from being French anything 🤮.

[@TheGreatMrMagoo]

This is like an improv duel, i dont know how they keep their faces straight 😂😂😂

[@drphot6050]

Haha ikr they'll be studying this for centuries

[@eben4reel934]

Wow! I can’t believe this guy wrote for Conan - none of his writers perform so naturally and patiently. Flawless, what talent!

[@bChuraful]

Laughter is the best medicine. This might be one of the best doctors 🩺

[@anterax4097]

Awesome comment

[@isaidicanshout]

this feels like a masterclass in "yes, and" improv

[@Nothing_Israel]

“I thought you said … TAKE my pulse… as in ‘take it away.’”

[@wordsinahandle]

Conan finally cracked at 9:16 when he kept a straight face even through the edit the s off ir bit

[@molly-maepinson4070]

I can instantly tell this is something I’m going to be watching endlessly for years to come. I love you Conan

[@mudmann10121]

The fact that this is not scripted, and he’s doing this all on the spot…. Brilliant

[@zaz214]

Welcome to Team Coco! Crazy to think this stared almost 40 years ago and Conan is almost 77! ❤

[@edwardgyan7586]

@@zaz214 wtf lol, i had to google that. he's 61

[@TheRealSyckflo]

"Graduated in the top 100% of my class" is a great line. I'm going to borrow that.

[@bighuge1060]

Jose Arroyo is absolutely hilarious. He was amusing on Hot Ones but this interview in character is absolutely wonderful.

[@JonathanLit]

I remember this guy from Doctor School. We both graduated in the top 100% from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.

[@liftacar]

As a physician watching this between patients I am dying in my office. I loved his role during the Hot Ones video and this follow-up visit was just what the doctor ordered!

[@Seabeams]

Now you’ve done it, by typing that you’re “dying” in your office, beware. Dr. Arroyo may suddenly pop up to provide an involuntary checkup. He will probably drag you out of your medical clinic and go to a restaurant where the restroom will have everything he needs to treat you.

[@chilepeulla]

If you’re dying I know a doctor that could help, very affordable also

[@liftacar]

@@chilepeulla Make sure he brings gerbils

[@jammin2575]

@@chilepeullaHe will give change as well, most doctors don’t do that! Value for money 💵

[@carriemartin1301]

I just love it when doctors have a sense of humor, use it, apply it and appreciate it. My doctor at Hopkins when I was 9 not only saved my life because he went to "doctor school" but also because he spent time with me, we told jokes back n forth, played card games, read books and of course had heart to heart talks. I loved that man and God bless his wife and family (I say this because many times he had to be pulled away from her and them to be there in an emergency situation) for us. He could only invite a small number of patients to his retirement party and I felt honored that me and my family were one of those. You could pick us out in this very prestigious black tie event because my family was the one wearing jeans... 😂 You know who you are Dr. Blank blank of pediatric allergy/immunology, my family and I are forever grateful! ♥️ So speaking on behalf of patients - thank you dear physician for all that you do. Don't think what you do goes unappreciated because those of us who lived - never forget what you've done for us. Much love to you and yours! ❤ (Yes I know this 'doctor' in the video is a writer of Conans and this is a bit, lol. I'm speaking directly to the gentleman who left this comment. 😊)

[@allycat2836]

Almost everyone connected to Conan becomes famous. Sona, Gourley, Schlansky as well as some of his other staff and now Dr. Arroyo. The most affordable Doctor that graduated at the top 100% of his Doctor School.

[@MohamedAli-dz1yo]

Several writing staff interns have gone on to become noted actors or writers including Vanessa Bayer, John Krasinski, Mindy Kaling, Ellie Kemper and Jack McBrayer.

[@LAFC.]

If you really think those 5 people are his entire staff then you have no clue how a massive show and its production works.

[@valonoddity7868]

Don't forget the most famous one of all, masturbating bear.

[@BCZF]

Matt is a terrific comedian, a founder of the Superego improv group.

[@theindexfinger3434]

He is a 2 time emmy award winner writer/producer.

[@Benyan1763]

Brilliant!! You can tell why he graduated in the top 100% of doctor school. I think we have seen the nation's future Surgeon General.

[@jazza5564]

God damn, that Dr is hilarious! PLEASE have him on again. Genius.

[@jeremiahbsanchez]

"TAKE my pulse... like take it away" that was hilarious!

[@roy0dissident]

I was listening the podcast at work and I couldn’t control myself, just laugh out loud with that one!

[@squidcaps4308]

Ok, i get why he has been in Conan's writer staff for so many years. Quick wit, deadpan delivery..

[@gustafsone]

He was giving me some Bob Einstein (who was the absolute master of deadpan) vibes with how good he was, even with Sona and Gourley laughing the whole damn time.

[@808jonnysmith]

I can watch this over and over and it's still hilarious

[@EaterOfCheese]

Absolutely genius. He was fantastic on Hot Ones with Conan and Sean, of course. But as an English person, beyond his Dr. Arroyo appearances I didn't know who he was. Then I watched the Conan video where Conan talks about 'what happened to his body post hot ones', where he describes and compliments Jose Arroyo and Jose's comedic talent and how they know one another. Again, as an English person, I didn't really know who he was (although I realised I had probably watched a lot of American stuff that Jose Arroyo had had a lot of writing input on). Now, watching this, I get it. I am now a massive fan of Jose. Oh my gosh, the man is an absolute bloody genius. Unbelievably quick wit, nicely/pleasantly weird, and clearly very very talented. I can see why him and Conan are such good friends, too! This was 20 minutes of pure, unadulterated, and unedited improv. The fact that Conan had such trust in Jose's ability to riff back and forth completely unscripted for 20mins straight, is surely a compliment, but also testament to Jose's natural sharp wit. Absolutely genius.

[@QuarkXQuasar]

He is SUCH an affordable doctor!

[@brianbagnall3029]

$19 is a little expensive for me, but worth every penny.

[@EM33700]

I trust when Dr. Arroyo checks my pulse, because he uses both hands around my neck at the same time for maximum accuracy.

[@sslocke]

It's there

[@KB44444]

most people just use two fingers, he uses all 10 fingers for high precision

[@yoobro9579]

@@KB44444yes cause taking a patient pulse is a serious medical task you can clerly see that doctor arroyo doesnt like to half ass it.

[@kaelthunderhoof5619]

Like they said in the field, "measure twice, cut once"

[@anterax4097]

It’s for stability… something I hear the Nintendo Switch could use these days…

[@374jr]

I love this doctor haha Goddamnit he has me in stitches

[@sarahxDjiggzz]

This came out yesterday and I’ve already watched it 4 times. There are just so many great jokes it’s almost too much to process 😂 Dr. Arroyo needs his own show!

[@hunghung6011]

That was so nice of Dr. Arroyo to even give Conan a $1 discount on this visit while he totally didn’t have to. Goes to show how generous of a doctor he is

[@ephraimalbertbelnap]

"I am a WONDERFUL ... first opinion." Just KILLER work.

[@grantgardiner]

This is 1,000% the best yes-and improv I've ever seen. They move the comedy so well together and is just pure master-class.

[@josephkim1454]

I was one of his patients last year. His number was kinda difficult to get since one of the main ways to get it was through a hidden subreddit. But when I called him about my aches, he told me that I had a deficiency in carbohydrates and sodium. We met at Olive Garden. Thank you Dr. Arroyo!

[@JPkalor]

"Is this something you always dreamed of, as a boy growing up...?" *nods* "UP." This character is gold!😂😂

[@tOnySi]

Looking for this. this is comedy.

[@elcorado83]

"UP" is what got me too!

[@TheNobleCleg]

I don't understand. Can someone explain the joke?

[@lightrosebud]

@@TheNobleCleg Conan is prompting him to tell him where he grew up but Arroyo avoids the question by just repeating "Up!"

[@_dinesh]

Please bring the Dr.Arroyo again. This was so much fun.

[@gtucci02]

“I thought you said *TAKE* my pulse” had me IN TEARSSSS

[@PachetePockets]

I love that they played the entire thing completely straight. Classic comedy improv right here folks.

[@bruno3]

You can tell he went to a doctor school. He perspires doctor excellence. But I bet that if he had gone to judge school he'd be just as good.

[@squidcaps4308]

It's not a doctor school, it is Doctorschool-auf-mainkopf, in southern Bavaria. Famous for its mountain springs rich in sulfur, known cure for hiccups and leprosy. Jud Geschooll is the Prime Minister of Holland.

[@brianbagnall3029]

Don't forget, he's in the elite top 100% of his class.

[@squidcaps4308]

@@brianbagnall3029 I'm sure he is just being humble and was really at the top 110%.

[@charliekeane2520]

So that's why the one dollar bill was moist.

[@qua9]

Can't. Stop. Watching.

[@pats5375]

This brilliantly funny bit has hit 1,000,000 views in just 12, maybe 11, days since it was put online! Way to make record breaking comedy bits, Conan, Jose, Sona, Matt and crew!

[@tomoakley760]

I love it when Conan interviews actual working professionals like Dr Arroyo, so humble 🙏

[@FrancisXavierYu]

That straight face and crazy eyes.. What a LEGEND!

[@umthym]

i think one of the best answers was in the hot ones when Conan asks 'are you even a real doctor' and he answers 'I should be' XD

[@alikazar368]

I can’t wait to rewatch this another 20 times

[@treasonabledoubt7251]

Conan steamrolled Hot Ones (in the best possible way), and Dr. Arroyo really brought the entire thing to another level. Conan managed to have multiple running gags throughout the show, was an absolute psycho with the hottest hot sauces, and somehow managed to be thoughtful and interesting while also rubbing hot sauce on his nipples. Conan is the GOAT host in general and easily one of the best Hot Ones guests of all time, if not #1.

[@joelface]

Easily THE BEST hot ones guest.

[@KeithMcDermott]

He doesn't break character the entire time - it's so great to see Dr. Arroyo talk more about experiences after having gone through doctor school.

[@TheAluvisify]

True, not everyone can graduate in the top 100% of their class afterall.

[@segueoyuri]

what do you mean, character? He is a doctor! He graduated doctor school!

[@jorgeloorocampo1249]

Almost broke at 15:02 with the dirty labcoat!! 🤣🤣

[@JoaoCarvalho-ib1ve]

His comedic timing and type of comedy is just outstanding. It feels like a whole different style of comedy

[@jakedeschuiteneer72]

One of the best improv segments they've ever done. Bring Dr. Arroyo back!

[@JohnAlsayegh]

This needs to be an ongoing bit. Bring him in as different characters. Conan’s personal mechanic, chef, yoga instructor, etc.. He delivered laughter to over 9 million people which honestly makes him more accomplished as a doctor than most. ❤