Jordan Schlansky Reviews Toilet Paper | Conan O'Brien Radio

Conan's "Consumer Watchdog," Jordan Schlansky, purchases toilet paper in bulk, and has discovered drastic differences in his previous orders and his latest.
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[@chrissantucci1279]

Let's face it: Many of us are more excited to see a video where Jordan reviews toilet paper than we are to see Conan interview an A lister.

[@EDHCollector]

This! Best comment of the week and 100% accurate!

[@mi5anthrope]

Listening to Conan talk to someone like Schlansky or Keavin Nealon about absolute nonsense is somehow the funniest stuff I've ever heard in a way I don't really know how to describe.

[@jeremyr4964]

I honestly wish every episode was this

[@justgonzothegreat]

The Jordan show and the chill chums bits are probably the best stuff Conan has done in the last 5 years. Scrap the celebrity interviews

[@muumarlin1731]

100%. I find the A-lister interviews the least interesting aspect of the podcast. Unless it's someone with whom there's insane comedic chemistry.

[@TDCC1Fan]

"Consumer Watchdog - Jordan Schlansky" needs to be a recurring segment lmao

[@bandjolyn]

I would watch every single episode.

[@ms0824]

​@@bandjolynyep

[@ChaosZero.]

They actually used to have one back in the late night days, all of the episodes are on KZbin.

[@Dildo_Baggins.]

This ☝️

[@joshcryer]

They've been working together for 30 years, I can imagine how this went down. Schlansky complained about the toilet paper changing and Conan's like "welp come on the show and talk about it." It's a really great bit. I mean not a bit. This is life.

[@Xbitrate]

Tarantino himself couldn't write as good dialogue as this. This is gold.

[@bobdobbs6969]

BOOTY CALLS! ONE ROLL TO RULE THEM ALL! BOSS PREMIUM QUALITY EMBOSSED TOILET PAPER - MADE IN LA - WHERE IT PAYS TO BE BOSS!

[@deathlarsen7502]

superb call!

[@mediocreman2]

You're right, Tarantino blows. If he wrote this everyone would be dead in 4 seconds.

[@steviemac2681]

@@mediocreman2 yeah but then we'd see the 20 minutes building up to it.

[@jayynagar]

"If you are that person. I've got you covered." - Jordan Schlansky What a bro! Truly prepared himself in various ways!

[@ElevatingDreams]

😂 I see what you did there.. lol.

[@ignacio9648]

That's kinda wholesome LOL

[@photography8023]

He's so adaptable.

[@rvt2239]

Anal erosion is honestly my number 1 concern right now.

[@loveoffilm4327]

Dr Arroyo is a great specialist for that issue

[@daeseongkim93]

@@loveoffilm4327 went to doctor school for sure

[@seth6691]

If you’re actually serious,… have you felt your butthole? It’s not “eroded” away… toilet paper isn’t dense, coarse, or strong enough to “errode” away your skin. The clothes we wear have much more capabilities to “erode”. Don’t listen to Jordan’s “non science”. I agree with him on some things, but he is often completely false.

[@mrfatuchi]

@@loveoffilm4327 And he uses bathroom tissue for your issue.

[@Frank.E.Valley]

@@loveoffilm4327 great for a first opinion, sure

[@malkolm_kent4]

"I'm used to unusual looks for a variety of reasons. That never deters me" I love this man so much lol

[@tjhall9377]

Unusual looks for a variety of reasons while completing various tasks.

[@jeremyc9593]

It's a strange freedom when one reaches this level of "IDGAF"

[@OdourlessAunt]

Yep, found him irritating at times but I've gotta say that won me over

[@vikramkrishnan6414]

@@tjhall9377 And preparing his body in various ways.

[@TakenTook]

Other than his pronunciation of the word "urine" he is completely correct about every aspect of this conversation

[@r_bear]

this is basically true of every single Jordan segment

[@jbre7233]

I need to know if he added Kirkland brand TP into the mix.

[@TakenTook]

@@jbre7233 -- IMO, Kirkland is the perfect combination of strength, effectiveness, and flushability. Angel Soft is probably my second favorite with those qualities. Charmin and most of the other "premium" brands are actually TOO thick, and if you have small children, or just are not careful, it's easy to clog the toilet. Scott is too thin (and does not "grip" as well as other brands either, if you catch my drift) so you have to use more of it to get the job done. But if you have someone in the house who is notorious for clogging toilets, that's a good one to put in that person's bathroom. Like Jordan Schlansky, I have overly detailed opinions on such matters lol

[@karltobar2810]

Eh, I've heard it both ways

[@MusikCassette]

not really. the universal use of toilet paper for all cleaning paper purposes is an improvisation, not a good solution.

[@user-pz9vu8dl7g]

A fresh 6 pack of sealed charmin in the guest bath is a baller move.

[@MusikCassette]

actually if it is not branded that is even better

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

@@MusikCassette Single Ply....the Brownfinger Maker

[@MusikCassette]

@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing wtf?

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

@@MusikCassette You never encountered the kind of single ply toilet paper the Government gets before? Unbranded (lighthouse for the blind), paper wrapped, single ply

[@MusikCassette]

@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing did you watch the vid?

[@StatusMusicDesign]

Jordan's guest bathroom logic is absolutely flawless. He's the champion of consideration we all need.

[@falsemcnuggethope]

He does it so that he can monitor precisely how much tp his guests use.

[@babthew]

i hate asking for tp

[@soccermommyNPC]

Completely agree. I like guests to not have to potentially ask. And not all people are comfortable using a bidet!

[@rwhirsch]

ageed. i start to get nervous if i look under the sink and there's only 2 rolls left. 6 is a good number for peace of mind.

[@MusikCassette]

@@soccermommyNPC a bidet does not replace toilet paper

[@burkles4456]

Schlansky is 100% right about the 6 rolls of new TP for guests. Its very classy and thoughtful. Conan was raised like an animal.

[@MarcKloos]

Like a Neanderthaler (where "thal" is the German word for "valley" and since the "th" sound doesn't exist in German it's pronounced as a "tawl").

[@averykal]

It’s such a strong move, definitely appreciated

[@rinnin]

We know that’s you replying Incognito Jordan!

[@makuIa]

in europe it’s very common to have dedicated toiletries, sheets, towels etc. for guests which is very thoughtful & inviting. americans don’t do this & I never understand why

[@GrandTheftLogan]

All of this could've been avoided if Neil didn't take the last Pop-Tart.

[@duckfestdude]

Jordan rolled this out way further than I thought possible. Surprisingly absorbing and layered.

[@smurfthumper]

Not a square was spared.

[@bubufubu]

*Further

[@zerjiozerjio]

The words just ROLL off his tongue.

[@bubufubu]

*Further

[@MAC-op5fc]

I've lived 63 years and have never, in totality, discussed toilet paper for 21.33 minutes. But I watched every second of this and laughed a lot, so thanks!

[@rwhirsch]

next topic...tampons..hopefully

[@theduckfromthejoke152]

You just watched an advertisement longer.Then a half hour t v show without advertisements... Your life is now complete

[@frostneedle]

True. Jokes aside, as a consumer who is always looking for the best value, whatever they talked about is useful to know.

[@theduckfromthejoke152]

@@frostneedle Spoken like someone who believes the karate kid 2 was filmed in japan

[@TheBabyDumbo]

I love it when Conan just sits there quietly, looking at Jordan with slight amusement mixed in with disgust and disbelief.

[@alamandrax]

Was the perfect opportunity for you to deploy “bemused”.

[@TheBabyDumbo]

@@alamandrax I guess I was too bemused to think of that after having watched the video.

[@AndroidPoetry]

Quilted Northern Ultra Plush is the only 3-play TP I can reliably find, therefore it is my GOAT toilet paper

[@user-po3ir2tx5z]

@@alamandrax I think you might want to look up the definition of "bemused." It means bewildered, baffled, confused, dazed. I think the word you're looking for is nonplussed, another word people get wrong all the time. Signed, Jordan Schansky

[@dragonsdynamite6403]

Him staying quiet is one of the best things about his videos.

[@nimflower]

On a level, I feel like Jordan Schlansky could possibly be one of the most trustworthy and reliable people

[@NyolateAMV]

He's just a very well-OILED robot

[@WholeWhiteBaby]

What a psychopath!

[@nimflower]

@@WholeWhiteBaby man said what a psychopath I'm weaaaak😭🤣😂

[@-Ricky_Spanish-]

I feel like's secretly a comedic genius too. Everyone including himself claims he's not playing a character, which means he's just naturally hilarious in the most unconventional of ways. I'm pretty sure he plays it up though.

[@nimflower]

@@-Ricky_Spanish- he reminds me a little of Sheldon cooper, a little 😭😂

[@Theos1919]

This is the most unhinged and passionate i've seen jordan lmao

[@upinarms79]

Jordan is pure comedic gold. It's not that he's wrong... he usually isn't, he's just one of the most pedantic human beings on the planet... but toilet paper doesn't go bad and if you've got a place to store it, buying in bulk is smart.

[@bowska910]

“6 rolls is enough to comfort people” is both the most absurd and truest statement I’ve ever heard

[@ideamonkey]

If I went to a house and there were 6 rolls of toilet paper on display, it would actually leave me with questions.

[@sakar181]

There's 2 spare rolls on the toilet along with the one in use in my bathroom. That's the minimum. You don't want to be caught off guard.

[@Joel-tv2tt]

As someone who also uses toilet paper to blow my nose I appreciate such in-depth insights from Jordan.

[@wahahabuh]

i do too lol, it's so much cheaper than face tissues. They all go in the bin after use anyway.

[@Joel-tv2tt]

@wahahabuh Not only cheaper but more efficient, the sheer amount of times that I could not find a face tissue while having a cold or other nose excretion has taught me to keep a roll of toilet paper handy just for such occasions. Also, should the worst happen, where I have misplaced the backup toilet paper AND the tissues, I know that there is a safe haven of soft cleansing rolled-up tissues in the bathroom.

[@halogMA]

Do people not know about paper towels? I use nice toilet paper for toilet related business and cheap paper towels for blowing my nose, cleaning up spills, etc.

[@wyskass861]

@@halogMA Paper towels are usually more rough and thick for the nose, and don't usually come with the "lotion" to decrease friction.

[@asukaknightmare8904]

No matter how soft the toilet paper is, it's definitely not suited for the nose and will only damage it. If you're sick or have allergies you'll become painfully aware of that.

[@thatguyyoudontknow]

These are gold. Only Jordan can take 22 minutes to talk about toilet paper. Conan is just in disbelief. Comedy. Gold.

[@stevenqirkle]

“I’m saying if you are that person, I got you covered”. Conan could stand to learn a thing or two about compassion from this beautiful man.

[@CLuvTravels]

"I survive not by strength but by adaptability" nice

[@IAmTurbogfx]

Mind the determined look in his eyes while he said that!

[@march8482]

Actually a very good life lesson. Keep learning, keep adapting.

[@alastair9870]

Jordan and Dr. Arroyo need to have a deep talk about Jordan's health in good detail.

[@BuRiedNBlo0d]

I could listen to that all day

[@miguelvelez7221]

We're not ready for that.

[@gilliganmcneuter4550]

Brilliant! That woud be so good! Team Coco, please? 😊

[@nettabeatty950]

Yes that would be fantastic

[@alastair9870]

The body hair, the whey and oat shake, cytogainer, the closed barrel with smores pop tarts, tooth and gum tonic, 156 ounces of water a day. ALL OF IT!!!!!!

[@obstn81]

Why Jordan doesn’t have his own show or podcast is beyond me. He is the most entertaining thing ever. By the way, I just bought two cases of charmin ultra gentle on his recommendation.

[@spinblackcircles]

Because he wouldn’t be nearly as funny without Conan there to ridicule him in disbelief. Jordan by himself would just be him ranting about stuff no one cares about with no jokes lol

[@CSG97]

As someone with Crohn’s disease I feel very heard by Jordan and moving forward I’m not sure I can listen to Conan in the same way after finding that he is so ableist against the interests of the gastricly handicapped community. Thank you Jordan; be better Conan. Erodedly yours from Florida

[@clairematheson8030]

As a fellow Crohny, I second this sentiment!

[@michellelocke8379]

In Conans defense, I truly believe if it was anyone else he would be a great listener and ask questions. This is Jordan Schlansky, this man is insane. He is screaming about toilet paper. Thank you for sharing though being seen, no matter how insane the representation. Ableism is an issue in many respects. I'm sorry it was just Jordan.

[@-Ricky_Spanish-]

"So when I travel, I don't have access to my bamboo toilet stool". These are real words that came out of a person's mouth.

[@jdm9251]

I hate to say it but he's right... once you use the pooping stool you never go back

[@GGoAwayy]

@@jdm9251 In university in the engineering building all the foreign students from a few specific countries had a habit of squatting down over the toilet, with their feet up on the toilet seat. The massive ker-plunks, and messes eventually caused the university to put signs in the stalls saying no feet are allowed on the seats. They grew up using squat toilets and couldnt stand the thought of touching their butts to the seats.

[@Babe.Ruth.In.Beirut]

And we love him for it.

[@StatusMusicDesign]

I have a bamboo toilet stool. He's right.

[@floki-man]

Fortunately, you can put your feet on extra toilet paper rolls to elevate your feet. Or ball up dirty laundry for a step.

[@timsantiago]

I’ve seen a lot of Jordan’s commentary, and I still can’t tell if he’s playing a character or just has a rigid, eccentric personality. Either way, he’s fascinating.

[@lawbinson]

It’s definitely a combination of both. You can’t fake the knowledge. But, you can amp up the character.

[@m.j.n.808]

I think he's like that but plays it up for the camera

[@sew75962]

Watch the Argentina episode of Conan O’Brien must go. Jordan breaks and just can’t seem to get back on track. It’s delightful!

[@joellim7521]

he's the most method actor ever.. better than daniel day lewis and joaquin phoenix..

[@mytube001]

Look at the very earliest bits with Jordan. He's clearly more relaxed and easy-going there than later when he has adopted the exaggerated persona. He smiles and has normal reactions. He clearly understands what sides of his personality work well with Conan's humor, and brings them to the fore in these interactions, supressing (sometimes unsuccessfully) his more normal and relaxed sides.

[@martinrs1254]

Pretty much everything Jordan said during 20 minutes straight is highly quotable, he's a genius.

[@14231ashley]

Jordan is incredibly relatable to me and connan is fantastic because he embodies everything I am not. I love people that don't process small things in an overly serious manner and overthink every single action. Watching Connan and Jordan interact feels like placing a magnifying glass on how I am perceived by others, lol.

[@VJS]

Jordan yelling his explanations makes it 100 X better. 😂

[@blg8505]

ORIENTING THE PUBA RECTALIS MUSCLE

[@afghanrocky]

If that were his real personality 💀💀💀

[@mw-cf5dr]

@@afghanrocky I think it is 💝

[@acmb6763]

“Mineralize the countertop” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ethanpintar5454]

I bet Jordan likes mineralizing his countertop

[@Fryether]

That one is reasonable if you live in an area with hard water

[@FiKAYOsipe]

💀

[@user-tz4kv7fr7v]

Came outta left field

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

A mineral ring has formed on my sink underneath where the bottle of hand soap resides. Nothing short of dynamite would ever remove it. It's a real problem.

[@photography8023]

I just love how Jordans voice increases in volume the more he talks about the marketing injustices of toilet paper. 8:15

[@user-ke8vk8bo4j]

In the past, Conan and Jordan could've spent a whole show, 21 minutes of just this on TBS and the ratings would go through the roof.

[@borislugosi54]

"Any physicist would know that the use of toilet paper involves friction" 😂

[@roguesample]

“I’m used to unusual looks for a variety of reasons, that never deters me” “Of course” god bless these two

[@blg8505]

This conversation is so unhinged. 😂😂😂

[@DannyGautama]

I gotta say, Andy was such an amazing person and an indelible part of the shows success. I wish he got more credit. He had great jokes, very kind, and made people laugh. He was definitely a star of the show.

[@Elongated_Muskrat]

We all know Jordan only uses a bidet that sprays only authentic Italian spring water.

[@ferociousfrankie]

Exactly, this is just BS product placement.

[@irlandairlandes6938]

Right? Just what I thought. Impossible, this man doesn’t care about TP.

[@lindz758]

Exactly, he's far too pretentious to use TP

[@ferociousfrankie]

@@lindz758 I wouldn't say not using tp is pretentious. Most of the world washes its ass.

[@NyolateAMV]

He has a bidet built-in inside his body. No batteries needed.

[@mikecronis]

You're not losing listeners, you're GAINING them! Jordan is Conan's, "Midas". PURE GOLD maker! I could hear them go on and on for hours intently.

[@zacharywhite211]

There isn't a single bad video or boring video that features these two. It's amazing.

[@TheBoxNasty]

I would love a travel show with just them exploring

[@ms0824]

Literally, I could just put them on and go about my day working.

[@ChaosZero.]

@@TheBoxNasty They did that, it's called Italy.

[@TheBoxNasty]

@@ChaosZero. not quite what I want but okay

[@mikedahuman]

In Jordan's Defense, as a long time Conan fan, I watched the whole video through and loved it, the chemistry between you guys is hilarious.

[@WillowSpector]

I trust Jordan's opinion on any products with my life

[@RCJH2022]

“Aesthetically speaking, I like to surround myself with beauty.” *LOOK AT HIS OFFICE*. 😂😂😂

[@bananasaboutmovies]

I was thinking the same thing when he said that! His office from previous clips is a pig sty. 🐷😆

[@mithrandir491]

yeah, he isn't really passionate about his work.

[@nd2705]

Ascetic refers to a person who lives like a monk, with very few possessions. The word is aesthetic.

[@dinazwitscher9872]

Lol good point. Wtf was that

[@RCJH2022]

@@nd2705 Thanks Jordan! It was Auto correct but I’ll fix it for you.

[@joeslider6663]

A 20+ minute dissertation on toilet paper by Jordan Schlansky. I would gladly pay any admission fee to hear this, but its free and we have to thank Conan for bringing this modern day philosopher and renaissance man to the world. That last sentence was just random words arranged in no particular order😂

[@mtvesguerra]

I’ve watched this video 3x straight and that’s an hour of my life I’m never getting back, but I absolutely don’t mind it at all ❤❤❤❤

[@sabrmagician]

3:02 this is a classic schlansky tone/delivery when hes making a ridiculous point and he knows it lol

[@aledragos9613]

Jordan reviewing tp while being roasted by Conan is A tier content to me and is not even a discussion.

[@burntmarshwigglestudio597]

I've never heard Jordan say "listen to me" this much 🤣 he's taking this so seriously hahaha

[@Rocketmanrun]

I love the bit where Conan acts like the audience will hate this, when in reality he knows so well that this is what we come for. Comedy gold 😂

[@MrAceAwesome1]

"A person of your course visual perception would not even recognize the difference between a giant roll and a mega roll". What a burn holy crap.

[@fahimsachak9973]

Jordan is not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed. Thank you for being a voice , a maverick, for all those people who uphold bathroom and sanitary standards to its highest level. No better comfort blanket than opening the cabinet and knowing you have ample toilet paper for any scenario.

[@BlackedOutDreams]

Babe wake up! New Schlansky banger just dropped 🔥🔥

[@OGS2099]

I want Jordan and Conan everyday. Give them a show, I need this regularly

[@chisairaccoon1931]

boy, do I have news for you

[@martinrabenalt1578]

this is regularly

[@TheBoxNasty]

@@chisairaccoon1931what? This is only on radio :(

[@OGS2099]

@@martinrabenalt1578 No, it isn't. He's only a feature. I want a regular segment, daily...I need MORE

[@EthanWombat13-om1en]

we need a podcast where these characters are with Conan: Jordan Schlansky Kevin Nealon Dr. Arroyo

[@EnoVarma]

Jordan is the king. This is how an associate producer is supposed to think, he has that mindset. He is the jedi of AP mindset.

[@jefftee7354]

You can feel the raw honest emotion here. And damnit if I don't 100% agree with the guy.

[@vansolo12]

Watching Conan and Jordan discuss toilet paper proves I will literally watch Conan and Jordan do anything.

[@timsantiago]

I had that realization during Jordan’s review of Japanese nose hair trimmers. 😂

[@vansolo12]

@@timsantiago Same! 🤣

[@VeeAmericanEagle]

You’re not the only one. Def me too 😂❤

[@peterdelisle7083]

I would love to see what a Jordan Schlansky written self help book would look like

[@toughbail456]

That's a million dollar idea, lol.

[@scottwells8064]

"I researched these topics in various ways."

[@maddyhall4171]

That would be a thick book

[@drey6255]

Would be a good tandem read to Sona's book!

[@borisivanovmusic]

Audiobook

[@ccricc]

And here I was, thinking Jordan was a bidet connoisseur

[@adnansharique154]

Jordan always cracks up when ever there is a topic related to toiletries..

[@adamplace1414]

This has been quite a couple of weeks in the KZbin Conanverse. Hot Ones, the recap afterwards, Dr. Arroyo returning, and all the Jimmy Carr clips to boot - and now we get the return of Jordan. You spoil us sir.

[@ihaveacar]

My favorite thing is when even Jordan knows what he's saying is rediculous but just can't stop himself. Losing listeners? I could literally watch a 3 hour movie of these 2 just talking to each other. Conan gets so mad that the dude is just so effortlessly hilarious without even trying by being himself.

[@johnnyhelge1743]

I get it. It's like he knows what he's saying makes sense but it just sounds ridiculous

[@Chill-jp4wb]

Schlansky's correctness is undeniable, and although Conan jests about it now, I'm willing to bet that he'll eventually take note and apply it himself

[@courtneyh9822]

Only Conan and Jordan can make me watch 20+ minutes about toilet paper and enjoy it.

[@donaffluent]

Oh! I sincerely lost it at “you-reen” Jordan you did it again 😂

[@AwesomeWilly968]

I really watched and listened for 21 minutes about toilet paper. But conan and schlansky, man what a duo. It was actually entertaining lol

[@GGoAwayy]

The weirder thing for me is that as Im listening Im realizing I really do agree with Jordan about this important issue.

[@ms0824]

​@@GGoAwayysame

[@annebonner4547]

I love Jordan’s commentary so much and I’m delighted to experience it again

[@hondajacka2]

This is one of the most unique and funniest things I've heard. You can't even make this up.

[@drey6255]

Jordan: * smiles * Conan: What's wrong with your face?

[@nnjjee1]

“A person of your course visual perception…” 😂😂😂

[@matthewb.7172]

Coarse *

[@colindodd2862]

Jorden nailed it . There is abrasion and causes all kinds of issues .

[@CaesarBro]

This is the most beautiful podcast episode I’ve ever watched/ listened to.

[@myself_yuvraj]

I just watched two fully grown adults having a 20 minutes long heated discussion over the toilet paper and LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!

[@BiGsImY]

lol Conan with Jordan is an absolute riot!

[@zacharywhite211]

I see Conan and Jordan in a video. I click. Simple

[@TomekaHaywood]

There is nothing better than Jordan rambling on and on!!! I would never tune out. Love the thing between Coco and Jordan. 😂😂😂😂

[@normund8348]

I put this on as sleeping aid but instead was so intrigued I woke up and wanted more.

[@adi9296]

I actually appreciate the level of foresight and consideration Jordan has for the comfort of his guests.

[@Andreas_Constantinou]

We need a "Conan o'brien must go" episode where it takes place entirely inside Jordan Schlansky's house

[@sirborges]

Here I am gaping in awe by this man's rambling on about toilet paper. Jordan is an unbelievable human being. One of a kind.

[@petroidau]

When Jordan starts talking about cleaning the sink and toilet rim and I'm just like AMEN BROTHER

[@Abesta83]

"coarse visual perception" 🤣@6:55 I'm stealing that!

[@mrfatuchi]

Someone needs to do compilation of these sophisticated backhanded compliments Jordan gave Conan over the years.

[@PigDan]

​​@@mrfatuchi That sounds like fun to edit but the hardest part is downloading the clips, rewatching them all and making notes of the timestamps

[@immortaltyger1569]

@@mrfatuchi I think it was the exact opposite of a compliment, as in someone who goes through life never seeing the rich details of toilet paper.

[@2frungjung]

“You freak, you freak, you freak” 😂 I love Jordan

[@NJP1234567890]

Loving these product talks with Jordan. More more more!

[@Nanokeeps]

This is the real hard-hitting issues. Thank you Conan

[@CuriousPug12]

You can see the sparks in Jordan's eyes when someone asks about his interest and he explains it so detail with all the intricacies, he could spend hours talking about it. His nose trimming tool, his toilet paper, his lego, etc He really LOVES it😂 And Conan let him roll with it

[@Tonyhouse1168]

The joy of bidets for “human soil”..

[@mattmack3505]

Jordan and Connan really just had a 21 minute conversation about toilet paper 😂. Love it

[@christophercallenthorpees9940]

Never stop him, ever !!!

[@obuyWw]

12:12 jordan enthusiastically cracking everyone in the room 😂😂

[@makeadifference4all]

“Toilet paper is a big part of my life” is my newest favorite Schlanskyism.

[@thvlio]

Putting his exaggerations for the sake of entertainment aside, Jordan is so relatable to me. He may seem too weird to be real for some people but I bet many neurodivergents know exactly what he's talking about every time he's on screen. And I really wanna get to his confidence level where you don't really care if people find some behaviors off-putting in some way, you just brush it off and move on. The fact that he's married and has children actually inspires me somewhat. Anyway rant over you da best Jordan

[@paradise_valley]

more than being neurodivergent he definitely speaks to everyones small eccentricities - but the more mundane ones (distinct from the ones Conan amps up). that said, why isn't this video about bidets?

[@thvlio]

​@@paradise_valley I think he's trying to point out that good toilet paper has many uses even for a person that uses a bidet such as himself. Like cleaning your nose, your ears, any part of your body with the least possible skin irritation, various surfaces around your house, spills, making guests confortable, etc (which, to me, are perfectly valid use cases)

[@jackelewish1568]

Exactly, whatever Jordan has I think I have too. Lol. I'm completely serious. Maybe he doesn't "have" anything but we need to accept some people are just a little different but it doesn't make us bad or even a nuisance necessarily. In fact you need people like us in many situations!

[@thvlio]

​@@jackelewish1568 Yes! It's just the way we are, and it's not like we have a choice. Not all brains are wired equal. I don't mean to presume but I would bet Jordan is a good problem solver with good attention to detail and that he's actually a good fit for his job

[@kittenmittensb1z138]

He has kids ?

[@viz8746]

Schlansky can produce and present - he's great behind the show and in front of it. Whole entire package! Invaluable!

[@MrTenad]

I laughed out loud from 7:00 onwards till the end. This genious man has really thought of everything. He is well prepared and generously extends his wisdom to serve his guests and all of their bathroom related needs. ...and yes, I'm obviously referring to Jordan Schlansky here!

[@Winter-CIG]

Karl Pilkington and Jordan on a road trip would be peak television.

[@ebbderelict]

I thought of Karl too. One is overly educated, one is under educated, together they can conquer the world!

[@lindapgolan7070]

I commented that on their prep for the Italy trip and received 300 likes

[@priapulida]

or just both in a white room in fact

[@JamesEvans2023]

I think you could bring in Conan, Ricky, and Stephen and it would be a crazy comedy circus.

[@stefevr]

WOWEEEEEEE!!!!! WOW WOW WIOOOOOOOOOOOOOHYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHGHGHGH​@@lindapgolan7070

[@ExtremeCacti]

This is probably the most unhinged Jordan clip I’ve ever seen.

[@codyloveless7077]

I absolutely love these segments. More please with Jordan and products!!!

[@Chrai0n]

We need more of Jordan reviews please.

[@user-tz4kv7fr7v]

No one has noticed in almost every Jordan podcast, there’s a NEVERTHELESS moment

[@frankeckhardtii9072]

"If you are that person i got you covered!" 😂

[@CorvetteAustin24]

I want more Jordan Schlansky consumer watch dog episodes, please.

[@johnfury8834]

I'm with Jordan, TP for everything. It just works so well for so much.

[@velvetbees]

I once used it to jump start my car. Actually, that's a lie.

[@nl5828]

“ureene” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lashier13]

16:30 Sixteen minutes and thirty seconds into his rant: "First of all..."

[@dhariyajain4719]

watching Conan videos high is my fav thing

[@bobby8900]

Setting aside the jokes, jordan's courtesy for guests with tp is actually very sweet.