Conan & Jordan Schlansky Air Their Grievances To Relationship Psychologists | Conan O'Brien Radio

[@radiofacecomedy]

Jordan doesn't get enough credit for how INTENTIONALLY funny he is. That tuft of hair riff is a good example of him really knowing how to play the room.

[@lulumish8991]

Same. He got me really good with the “tufts of hair” lines, lol.

[@RuthwikRao]

exactly! A lot of his genius has been misattributed to his personality alone that he himself doesn't recognize but he obviously knows and has learned to use it to use it to his advantage over the years lol.

[@avidadolares]

You know very little about comedy if you think he has a comedic mind at all. Conan sets it up. Jordan alone is not even remotely funny.

[@radiofacecomedy]

@@avidadolares sorry, but that's rubbish. Jordan clearly understands timing, emphasis, the importance of a funny word or phrase. And even his on screen 'character' is clearly an exaggerated version of his real persona. He absolutely knows what he's doing, even if Conan knew how to make the most of it.

[@shanustheanus]

​@avidadolares YOU know very little about comedy if you want to discuss your opinion as fact. The universally accepted fact about comedy is that it's subjective.

[@ThatsOnYoutube]

My grievance: Not enough Jordan and Conan material.

[@MetaPixeI]

I couldn't possibly agree more.

[@paarthurnaxshouldlive8962]

I absolutely concur

[@infinitestare]

unanimously

[@MoneyChanger02]

@paarthurnaxshouldlive8962 concur of course comes from the Latin “concurere” meaning to assemble in crowds. I think we all would agree that the “electronic crowd,” if i may use an analogy in this electronic “space” (that itself being an analogy i understand, but i digress), the “electronic crowd” that would form would we get more Jordan and Conan content here on KZbin would rival those gathered to hear the great orator Marcus Tullius Cicero or perhaps even the modern day pseudo-philanthropist, Mr. Beast, to use a more apt comparison as my “electronic crowd” is of course meant to refer to the subscriber count on this fine channel.

[@luiscamino]

This

[@pancakesean6888]

Within 20 seconds Jordan is talking about a word origin and linking it to latin. This man is a national treasure.

[@avidadolares]

Give that tired embarrassingly over used "national treasure" line a break. What a hack thing to say that has been repeated ad nauseum. smh

[@der.Schtefan]

The best thing is that he made a difference between the classical and the ecclesial pronounciation. loool

[@alec57]

​@@avidadolaresYou say that and then use the phrase "smh" which has also been used to death. The irony.

[@kelleygreengrass]

You're rude, mean and boring. ​@avidadolares

[@nl5828]

but “national treasure” of which nation? i am guessing for jordan, he would like that nation to be italy, and not usa! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mrbeans2425]

Jordan "as a scientist " lmfaoooo

[@MrSinjoy]

Least condescending Jordan Schlansky quote.

[@madcoda]

“I’m something of a scientist myself”

[@SimBol1216]

​@@madcoda Impressive; your parents must be very proud!

[@Dr_Jim57]

@@SimBol1216 its a quote hence the quotation marks useless tool

[@nerovondoom6298]

He does do various tasks.

[@LiaKozatch]

“As a scientist” made me cough laugh.

[@solvseus]

Bro understood the assignment.

[@FU7IM7CANADIAN]

He's referring to the scientists in the room.

[@longtallshorty5791]

@@solvseus you should understand originality.

[@Rubberneck1965]

I will never grow tired of this content. Anything with Jordan is an automatic watch. Even when I'm on here searching for something else completely different, I pause that search, watch Jordan Schlansky, then resume.

[@rocketreindeer]

Me too. I've always liked Conan, but if I see a Conan and Jordan video, suddenly I have to watch it.

[@Rubberneck1965]

@@rocketreindeer Today was great. This and then Conan on Hot Ones, that was crazy fun.

[@Curteezy]

Me too 😄

[@milwaukeeskosher]

Jordan always has a mental breakdown when his system tells him he should be laughing

[@Tonyhouse1168]

404 system error

[@FallenSky925]

@@Tonyhouse1168 channeling my inner jordan. The 4xx errors are actually not server side errors but on the client side. The 5xx errors are the server side errors. In this case I believe jordan is suffering a 500 error.

[@langyd4518]

but the 500 systems error encompass the whole system error, so hypothetically Jordan could be suffering from a 400 system error followed closely by a 500 systems error cumulating in a total comprehensive 6xx error that manifests whenever he can’t stop laughing at Conan

[@ropeboyo-fullstreamsandass2569]

Jordan, as far as we know, is a human, not a web application

[@milwaukeeskosher]

@@ropeboyo-fullstreamsandass2569 that's debatable

[@rocketreindeer]

I am literally crying through this. Seeing Jordan trying earnestly not to laugh and losing it just added to it, especially with Conan starting to lose it in response. Jordan and Conan together is on my top shelf laugh level and weirdly, never gets played out for some reason.

[@luizalexandre2204]

The funniest thing is the doctor taking it seriously😂😂

[@cb1784]

Like a lot of good comedy - they need to play it straight! I believe Bryan Cranston said something similar about working on Malcolm in the Middle. They might have been told to play it seriously

[@Npolowy]

comedy needs base reality and when you question the premise of a show, it falls apart. They do a great balance of laughter and stopping the behavior and correcting.

[@raukoring]

​@@cb1784you don't even need a conspiracy that they were told to.. those are witty people they catch up and go with the flow. When conan was filming all his stuff outside it was unscripted. He has his magic and people hop on his waves naturally. He is a fantastic comedian :)

[@OArchivesX]

right lmao. The doctors really be out there trying to market their services on Conan by thinking this is serious xD The worst part is she thinks you should never correct anyone

[@der.Schtefan]

Oh, they are all in on the joke ;)

[@Bibyyb]

Just finished the hot ones conan episode and saw this next. Today is a good day 💚

[@ramyatn1953]

Same, buddy. Same.

[@davidt.5744]

Same 😊

[@ali-wk3hy]

Same here, it's an auspicious day

[@fredadams2297]

That is about to happen in reverse for me.

[@ZakFierce]

Wait what?

[@boxmike87]

"When you correct him, that's contempt" lol that sums up Conan and Jordan

[@DustinHorvath1987]

"I see."

[@keylimegween]

ive never seen jordan smile this much

[@sburneys]

Jordan breaking character is the most wonderful thing in the world

[@RuthwikRao]

go watch the episode on the train, you'll think he's having an actual mental breakdown lol

[@sburneys]

@@RuthwikRao That episode is funny as human soil

[@Uarehere]

And laugh!

[@tangocat73]

Check out “Conan and Jordan Wine tasting in Italy” too!

[@akash.akbarabadi]

The 'Tonight Show' return, the 'Hot Ones' season finale and now another Jordan offering - Conan has been spoiling us rotten this week ! 💘

[@geisaune793]

It’s always crazy how fast a conversation can go off the rails with these two

[@JDH_MUSIC]

OMG Schlansky: "I'm not trying to insult you, but as a scientist I was wondering..." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Niberspace]

this will become the new way of calling someone fat, mark my words

[@nerovondoom6298]

The best way to insult and sound respectful.

[@MichaelFranklinCODPROS]

During 07:55 Jordan said "You tell me what you know and I tell you what I know" Jordan laughed. He's implying Conan don't have actual information LOL

[@emu_warrior]

exactly, I laughed so hard at that

[@tiredhands1]

While also dripping with contempt. Don't ever change Jordan. Could you imagine the dynamic between Conan and Jordan if they took all the advice on board?

[@JeremyAu]

Absolutely 100% hilarious

[@jopo6876]

Female psychologist: STOP. Stop describing him. Just describe you. * continues to allow Jordan to describe Conan’s body hair *

[@pppexplorer]

Refreshingly, this is the first time I've seen experts brought in to intervene between Conan and Jordan actually challenge Conan as well. Over the years, they usually side with or go easy on Conan because his show is paying them. Examples are when the show brought in an HR professional, a therapist, and an officer organizer to see Conan and Jordan at different times, years ago. 😄😁

[@mypal1990]

Jordan flowering words never cease to amaze me.

[@Merthalophor]

fr, you can say he's an annoying smartass, but some of the sentences sound like they've been lifted of a carefully written and revised textbook

[@MustbeTheBassest]

"why are you such a mess?!" "I'm type A..." 😂

[@keeyawn5390]

I was a massive Conan fan when I was a kid through young adult, and I fell off after the typical busy adult life stuff. I was reminded after watching Hot Ones today, and I totally forgot about the hilarity of Conan and Jordan together. The upside is I have hours of Conan content I can watch that I have not seen already. Lots of catching up to do.

[@ryanbradt929]

"Italian isn't your first language" lmao Jordan is a comic genius. The subtle comedy behind that sentence is brilliant

[@yashpathak8929]

I see Conan and Jordan - i click

[@TheBanhagel]

Me too... Comedy Duo

[@PAKULYA]

We all needed this one episode where Jordan is cracking up the most! GOLD

[@gurudogg123]

Couples therapist here: Most people viewing this don’t realize, but these two, especially John, are a couple of the most influential people ever in the world of couples therapy. These two are legends in the mental health treatment community.

[@The0vum]

That's good to know. I had no idea (and I bet most others didn't either). Thanks!

[@yohei72]

My girlfriend and I recently started couples therapy with a therapist who uses the Gottman methods. Very interesting stuff and seems useful so far.

[@Niberspace]

but they are probably swooned by being in the same room with a legendary scientist too

[@infinitestare]

do you think neuroscience, biochemistry and psychopharmacology will eventually fully displace psychology and talk therapy?

[@youssef3616-l8g]

Jordan, is that you?

[@freshraven3043]

WE NEED THE WHOLE VIDEO

[@rickrush]

Jordan and Conan are actually my favorite all-time talk show duo.

[@jonathanjoestar9730]

Conan and Jordan, this has quickly become my favorite podcast of all time. I’ve never belly laughed so hard from a podcast. PLEASE record more of these. I even downloaded the sirius XM app and signed up to listen to this. I’m begging you guys. I love you both!!1!1!

[@jeffreyquartier3071]

"Unlike you signore" 😂😂😂😂

[@jbanders2358]

It's a crime to cut this video short. Please release the entire video soon. So good.

[@Astern-ry2kp]

Conan and Jordan need to video themselves watching the 6 Star wars movies together!!! Instant Gold!!!

[@jkap34]

Conan ruined the premiere of Episode 1 for Jordan because Conan was sitting behind him doing bits in his ear.

[@fntm182]

thats just jordan telling conan to shut up

[@yohei72]

@@jkap34Episode 1 ruined the premiere of Episode 1.

[@jimmydishkawnt]

Arent there 9 starwars movies?

[@Niberspace]

YES! I've never watched those snore fest movies but I'd be willing to watch it with that audio commentary

[@Tackleqb]

Lmfao when the doctors begin to turn on Conan at the end because they like when Jordan said the pronounciation of ‘doctor’ is when I totally lost it. 😂😂

[@cbwavy]

1:55 Lol how the therapist caught Conan about to criticize Jordan. He had to shut up for a minute

[@wyskass861]

One of Jordan's many various roles, includes "scientist"

[@Niberspace]

his scientific instruments are his grooming appliances

[@arkadiuszsmorag6145]

I get that reference 😅

[@deusexmachina2222]

As a red head... Bathroom lighting can make our hairs invisible lol it’s almost the entire reason I just grew my beard out because I got so damn tired of thinking I got everything and then as soon as I stepped into natural lighting suddenly have a beard showed up on my face

[@ZakFierce]

Well I'm glad you did, you look much better with the beard

[@MrSinjoy]

I'm brown-haired and have the same issue to a lesser degree. My eyesight's fine, it's just the unnatural light that's the issue.

[@deanakalova3063]

As a fellow redhead, same, except leg hair, and maybe a little blond mustache 😞 can't see at all until natural sunlight.

[@berserker2.0]

@deusexmachina2222 dude did you just copied the other guy's comment in this comment section and pasted?

[@deusexmachina2222]

@@berserker2.0 Legitimately I didn’t… No I’m gonna have to see where that comment is Honestly this is kind of exciting… I’ve tried looking online for tips for redheads to handle facial hair but found nothing so I wasn’t sure if I was some kind of weirdo

[@wingflex5367]

When a new Jordan video is uploaded, I feel happy in various ways, variously.

[@miserycord0666]

He brought on a doctor to Hot ones lmaooo he’s a comedy legend

[@jjhaya]

I also came from that legend of an episode 😂. Although I believe that 'Doctor' was one of the writers of the late-night show before 😅.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Jose Arroyo, great writer and cartoonist. “Dr, can you feel my pulse? I think it’s racing.” “Yes, it’s….there.”

[@jkap34]

​@@jjhaya he was, so funny.

[@mediocreman2]

"doctor" 😅

[@Lemeow_7]

You’ve no idea how RIDICULOUSLY happy I get when its this duo. Jordan and Conan, oh you guys are fantastic 😌🧡

[@Stingray000]

I agree with most other comments. We need more Jordan and Conan. I could watch these guys for hours. Always crack me up

[@avidadolares]

Jordan's pomposity is next level. I honestly think if Jordan could ever meet himself, the two clones would die of old age correcting each other and expounding on the derivation and Latin roots of every word spoken. In fact, an actual finished thought would never even be completed because each word would be disected by both Jordans all the way to the origins of mankind and possibly time itself.

[@sentientbeans]

Yes

[@YowzaBowzaWowza]

Verbal perpetual motion

[@MuensterQ]

I honestly just think he’s on the spectrum and can’t help himself

[@mikecronis]

Jordan is like Midas; pure gold! Seriously awesome! Like Abbott and Costello, Laurel and Hardy, and David Spade and Chris Farley. Amazingly good. ROAD TRIP!

[@emppyrean]

this is grievously interesting. more with these experts please

[@englishforcanada]

I’m recovering from surgery at home and I’m so grateful to have an abundance of Conan and Jordan clips to help me laugh. Only problem is they make my stitches hurt 😂 Please make more!

[@r.c8756]

These episodes are comedy gold. After 5 episodes in the row, my jaw is starting to ache from laughing too much...

[@krisfinley6706]

Seeing Jordan crack up this much is fantastic 😄

[@thecrazyhobo]

Watching Jordan crack up always gets me. 🤣

[@dgs.creates]

After watching the Hot Ones interview my view of Conebone has forever been changed. I'm slightly traumatized & a little scared, but I love it.

[@user82938]

I am dying to see this full interview.

[@decisive-dolphin]

how do you watch this whole episode?

[@sarahxDjiggzz]

Whenever I feel anxious or sad I come back to watch this clip and it cheers me up.

[@pho3nix-]

Such a genuine smile at 7:05

[@wafong75]

Omg... Just got from a fucked day at work.. and now I am crying with laughter ....this gold I am telling u ... Gold !!!!! .... 😂😂😅

[@shellbacksclub]

Could watch these 2 forever!

[@surfgator8294]

This is WONDERFUL!!

[@ldyb1712]

We really need to have a podcast with Ralph Macchio and Jordan. They would spend the entire time debating about the pronounciation of his name, hahaha.

[@Chris-kc6nv]

Keep the material coming Coney!! (In Sandlers voice) Love from the U.K 🤘🏻🫡

[@GannaLavrova]

I love this therapy session so much

[@meintingles4396]

One of the greatest clips.

[@talim889]

Please upload the full shows, this is too short!

[@CVR-2023]

I could watch these two for hours upon end, it’s just brilliant to watch, I don’t stop smiling when these two are together 😊😂

[@ramyatn1953]

I want to hear every Jordan - Conan therapy session :)

[@eliasattara]

This is by far The Best episode of this podcast from every aspect!!! Wow😂

[@fendel_]

The Conan & Jordan Show should be every week!

[@ZELA_17]

Conan is the boss we all wish we have

[@godlaydying]

And, unfortunately, the boss that the boss thinks they are.

[@ct6852]

For everyone except Jordan.

[@mediocreman2]

I don't know, the put downs everyday would get old.

[@ZELA_17]

@@mediocreman2 you're not fun at parties are u

[@sawdustandiamonds]

@@ZELA_17not wanting to be put down as a joke at work can get old lol what?

[@fritzfelole]

It is always good to have Jordan and Conan in the same room...Hahahahaha

[@julioa5930]

This is the best thing online!!!!

[@marval9119]

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Conan and Jordan together!

[@lstir24]

We ALWAYS Need more Jordan & Conan!!!

[@mycollegeshirt]

This is so good. I didnt know I needed

[@Desolate1]

MORE PLEASE🙏

[@Richard-me6eq]

Pure gold😅😅😅😅 love the humor bouncing on and off with the psycholgists😂😂. More pls🙏

[@jornheinemeier3509]

I cannot get enough of this. I actually shed a tear when the video stopped.

[@Cyfa48]

Please, more of all of this.

[@guillermodelnoche]

Conan had me in tears on Hot Ones! I had to get tissues to clean up after those belly laughs. It was the Best medicine!

[@Tackleqb]

Please please do more Conan+Jordan please!!!! 🙏🙏

[@bryonmiller6311]

I love these Conan and Jordan segments

[@madsolar480]

Bro the elephant in the room got me so good😅😅😂 good one Jordan!!

[@soonsims]

it's the first time i see jordan laugh in the 10 years i watch the various conan shows and it's hilarious . he makes a fair point

[@NoName-fp2nd]

This made me happy!

[@UPB78]

These never fail to entertain, and i love the fact that they bring other guests to the table so they can join in on the conversation

[@Affi_Shergill]

Conan and Jordan should start their own show🎉

[@Uarehere]

Conan Needs an Enemy

[@Lurdiak]

There's a big sign in the back of the room that reads "The Conan & Jordan Show"

[@Niberspace]

I think this couples therapy might be as a warmup for that, as in its current state Conan knows he wouldn't survive doing a fulltime show with him

[@culwin]

Yeah those guys should have a podcast

[@Tone2K]

Where is the rest of this!? I need to catch this rest.

[@CinSicko1]

MORE CONAN AND JORDAN NEVER STOP WE BEG YOU ❤

[@adjustableisland8806]

This lesson on contempt is very much appreciated, because I think my life is full of it -- Getting it and giving it.

[@rhysioeren3203]

Looking forward for the rest of this 🤓.

[@anneturner8439]

These two can talk about anything and it’s hilarious !! ❤️

[@abc_xyz_123]

Omg I love the Gottmans!

[@whateverimake9350]

Love it so much. Want to see full

[@Greenman1991]

Jordan not only imagines a world in wich he can share "information", but one where he is right all the time and other people should feel inferior about it 🤣

[@emu_warrior]

Like another famous Italian who liked the trains to run on time (in Conans voice)

[@sherrybirchall8677]

No, maybe that's how you would feel if you had knowledge to share. You'd feel superior.

[@whyarewestillhere8767]

Conan always cracks up with when Jordan cracks up

[@jaywilldoit]

What a couple of fun loving doctors: full of life, humor, light, and success - said no one ever.

[@MatthewZimmerman-om5yi]

This channel is gold. Haven't laughed this much in a long time, to all Conans stuff online.

[@judd442009]

This is hysterical. Comic relief at its very best. Let's get braiding Conan's hair to please Jordan.

[@michaelmann6510]

I love seeing Jordan happy and laughing so much.

[@VexylObby]

Jordan exemplifies perfectly the internet armchair critic/troll. He makes observations that are clearly about his own preferences and labels them as "objective", or "facts". When really, he is making assumptions, showing his concern of a topic that is preferred, and trying to find moments to satisfy his own satisfaction.

[@jonirischx8925]

I 100% seriously believe that Jordan is the first ever constructed humanoid robot, but they ran out of funds during the construction, so they just downloaded reddit onto its brain and called it quits.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

CONAN WAS ON HOT ONES TODAY! It was instantly the best episode ever. Long live Conan “Good Times” O’Brien, our 🐐 for ever.

[@jenymaryjane]

Never clicked a video so fast. Does anyone know which episode of the podcast this is from?

[@Mowmauf]

I believe it’s only on Sirius xm.

[@emu_warrior]

I don't see it on Spotify :(

[@mikepal830]

Their chemistry is unmatched 😅 I use to binged watch their vids back in the day, i guess i have to do again!

[@seangsithorng]

Wow.. Conan and Jordan having couple therapy! I'm all for it.

[@804E]

Make a Jordan Conan pod playlist!

[@josephmull2158]

Oh Jordan

[@SoarkologyXC]

This is the first bit of his podcast I watched and I could not possibly be more entertained