Conan's Dinner With Jordan Part 2 | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

[@thechris312]

Something about Jordan's unflinching stoicism, and passion for random subjects really brings out the best of Conan's absurd humor.

[@MatsNorman]

That's so true, he's like the ultimate straight man.

[@aprokhozhy]

thechris312 the earthiness, the poetic texture of it, its heaven

[@thechris312]

@mhm izme Says the guy that says pseudo-intellectual douche unironically... What words did I use that were fancy? Stoicism? absurd? lmao

[@juliobeltran510]

mhm izme u thought the sentence he gave was complex ? ur just insecure dude lol

[@hansdumbf7608]

@mhm izme you mean words like: "something", "about", "passion", "random", "and", "for", "best", "brings", "whiny", "ass", "bitch", "humor"...?

[@ChairmanMeow1]

I love how Conan literally threatens to murder Jordan and he just keeps talking where he left off lol

[@muhammadmaaz892]

Exactly.. nobody talking about that

[@shreysingh1828]

Well Jordan is a Vulcan so he knows that Conan can't hurt him...

[@glp046]

He completely ignores Conan at times.

[@johnathanmcprivacy9749]

I see Conan as channeling the Daleks and their desire to "Exterminate!!" when he talks about this...

[@seanswift1072]

It's a game and if Conan breaks down and kills him then he loses, and Jordan knows that

[@ryujin8505]

The people have requested more Jordan Schlansky Conan listened

[@ach3508]

Safak Ketchum Conan always listen to us

[@rogerrtewwr4723]

not really, it's an old clip

[@zacharias7284]

Renn this is the first remote they ever did with him. It’s a very old clip that they’re resharing

[@mikhailangel3258]

Conan's soul dying

[@Kevin-finity]

yeah

[@breadwinner8785]

when conan was singing the song and jordan was just watching him, you can tell jordan listens as much as he speaks and i think that’s very respectable tbh.

[@distinctloafer]

No, he's thinking of a comeback.

[@anteromano5559]

Well it’s quite an interesting and accurate interpretation so I believe Jordan was just really listening with interest xD

[@NPark-ne4ii]

Jordan’s reply was honestly hilarious. “...I don’t have any pictures of that 😐”

[@Tortoiseneckx100]

666 lol dont ruin it

[@globosw728]

I guess I'm a bit more negative. If I were Jordan, and I were trying to be... well, an impressive douche... by quote-singing Led Zeppelin songs, and along came Conan who gives a funny-yet-still-very-musical response, I'd be a little put-off. Still kudos on the reply.

[@Phantasm110]

Anything with Jordan Schlansky I will watch!

[@mairbek]

You mentioned his name in your comment and I watched your comment for another like 15 minutes because of that.

[@akshaychauhan9027]

@@mairbek lol

[@jokarpinski22]

This clip of Conan on the Jordan Schlansky Show is awesome.

[@AstroCreep1984]

Anything with Jordan Schalansky and Cluesless Gamer with only Conan himself and Aaron!

[@TheLambLive]

He's a tremendous straight man.

[@HarshitMathur1994]

Conan's "Whole lotta love" performance was amazing tbh.

[@jesseslack2089]

Hell yes it was!

[@vinceblanket1327]

It was so accurate

[@rolandorivera7736]

He is brilliantly funny ..

[@MichaelDNelson]

Conan did that totally off the cuff because Jordan quoted a different Led Zeppelin song. Amazing!

[@NickCorso]

Drunk Conan hates Jordan Schlansky even more than Sober Conan 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kadricporter2731]

He doesn’t hate him, it’s tough love

[@jebaited9612]

@@kadricporter2731 brotherly banter

[@psicopataxo]

Especially while drunk, he despises him in a loving way!

[@NiVi192]

Well, it's a love-hate relationship. 😄

[@rolandorivera7736]

Hahahaha.. so true .

[@calumpangjedthomasr.5098]

These two are an exact representation of my last two braincells before the exam day. One is making jokes and one is spewing random facts

[@bigrealm8156]

Same, but everyday

[@GermanTube123]

😂 😂 😂

[@reidsimonson]

If I’m only he spewed es even one fact.

[@pablot-r9402]

Great way to describe pre-exam anxiety, the calm apprehension combined with the giddiness to get the day over with! It's a "Conan & Jordan" kind of feeling for sure!

[@abrahamcb]

Conan is soo drunk by the end, just look at his eyes 😂😂😂

[@emidom2004]

Absolutely. If not, he's one of the greatest actors I've ever seen. Maybe he's not so drunk and he is exaggerating, but he's feeling it.

[@reginaphalange2637]

It’s the only way to get through a meal with Jordan

[@sadiesleepwalker646]

@@Herr.Mitternacht where did you read that?

[@ArtofLunatik]

Phalimetras Lykaios this sounds like something Jordan would say about Conan.

[@georgeblair3894]

Jordan obviously prepared his body in various ways.

[@thomasmaddox1002]

George Blair this comment is too good to have no comments

[@joeelkmeatrogan3224]

@@thomasmaddox1002 true

[@gabrielsalgado342]

I'll add another one because this comment deserves it

[@wondergirl1223]

If Jordan only knew how etched in our minds this comment would become. Lol! Love it!

[@shopwith_morgan]

👏👏👏😂

[@Roseland8]

One does not "eat dinner" with Jordan schlansky. One takes on sustenance with Jordan schlansky

[@RobtheTerrible]

You nourish your body in various ways

[@halosam2963]

@@RobtheTerrible With various varieties of wins imported from Italy from the very vines of...

[@XploreAz]

Ian, one dose not, but rather DOES not.....

[@Deviant69]

i thought that said substance 😂

[@chrismhp]

One masticates, exercising the molars and mandibular joints of the skull whilst secreting enzymes from the salivary glands to breakdown and process the given nutriment of choice for consumption until signals from your hypothalamus indicate fullness and having provided oneself sufficient energy to cells and proper nourishment to the body after absorption through the digestive tracts....with Jordan Schlansky.

[@AlystrZelland]

I kind of adore that Jordan goes on the whole thing about red being his favorite and then declares Conan's aura is red. It's very sweet

[@thedangersofoxygen135]

"You coming on to me?" I feel like that was a very genuine compliment from Jordan. Conan looked surprised to hear it from him

[@huntstyle]

"You've never had water until you've been to Iceland." LOL

[@emidom2004]

How am I even alive?

[@joeelkmeatrogan3224]

@@fertile_farmacy1802 i agree since i tasted the difference

[@tarosan1754]

@Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen it depends on your location even if it is from rain maybe its not that pure like what is in Iceland, the nature, environment from Iceland is different it is all clean, you are like in paradise when you are in Iceland.

[@auunnfkristjansson6738]

He's not wrong..We have amazing water here

[@FireProductionz]

@@auunnfkristjansson6738 is yours father name Kristjan ??

[@CLuvTV]

I love when the camera starts shaking cause you can tell the camera man is laughing

[@darkahrenn1570]

Obviously the camera is shaking, it is difficult to record with one hand

[@stephenstrang590]

Good point

[@myy1008]

@@darkahrenn1570 what

[@vovahimself]

timestamp?

[@koalanectar9382]

Conan's acapella version of whole lotta love was just amazing. He even does the weird trippy breakdown part in the middle "koo-koo, koo-koo" lmao

[@desmondmurry9836]

Koala Nectar lmao 🎶you need coooolin🎶

[@danieln6613]

Gotta admit, Conan's vocal interpretation of Whole Lotta Love was spot on

[@nandhanakrishnan.r4279]

He is a great singer and a guitarist and a drummer

[@KennethHabeck-yg7ln]

“We’re so happy you found us!” - sorry I just saw your thumbnail 4 years late @danieln6613

[@sanath8483]

Jordan is me when I try to write an essay.

[@bonesonstones1]

That resonated with me so much

[@Lmaozaadong]

That's it. That's what it is.

[@jregulatori4672]

Why is this not the top comment?

[@D1sc0rd-]

Me writing youtube comments: AHHHAAAAA LMAO 😂 JESUSSS Me writing an essay for ENGL 1102: I felt a sudden emotion, so indescribable that I could do nothing but keel over in ecstatic laughter.

[@robertpavlovic7779]

Wow you nailed it

[@IngvarMar]

He said he loves red and then said that Conan’s color is red, because he loves Conan, awwww

[@joeljohnson896]

Link?

[@pj101]

Yes you are right!

[@TheChillStart]

What does that mean?

[@shantanu9404]

@@joeljohnson896 just watch the video

[@junc2191]

Conan is so sharp and quick wits

[@nancymesek]

I see Jordan’s name and I must view immediately. He doesn’t even flinch when Conan is cracking the rest of us up. 😂

[@Bitshitter]

The skills of an associate producer at their work.....

[@iDGF999]

Because he has no soul.

[@RoodeMenon]

Jordan cracked once and it was hilarious.

[@Kariegoz]

He is a sociopath. Sarcasm is lost on him. Everything is interpreted literally. That's why he just stares and waits for Conan to finish a joke rant, then picks right back up where he was talking as if Conan said nothing at all. Sarcastic jokes aren't even registered.

[@RoodeMenon]

@@Kariegoz perhaps he is. But he was happy to be in on the joke. Now he is popular. Thanks to Conan. Jordan is a happy man now.

[@sandcastles3490]

The thing I love the most about this is Conan getting progressively more worn down as this dinner goes on while Jordan gets more animated

[@willisverynice]

Conan's rendition of "Whole Lotta Love" is amazing.

[@Angryzoomer123]

Conan: “Do you know that one?” Jordan: “Yes. I don’t have any pictures of that.”

[@enthinumeathinum1075]

SAVAGE!!!!

[@frazk2427]

Conan doing that vocal medley pretty damn good.

[@kallebjorkman3389]

Faraz Khan song name?

[@penttihirsus]

@Doctor Manhattan Led Zeppelin - whole lot of love

[@paxotium7971]

Not a medley, Conan did a great job on whole lota love!

[@TheRealCowlick]

He even did the solo and instrumental part...

[@TerpeneProfile1]

@Doctor Manhattan are you serious

[@robertlester641]

Conan scatting "Whole Lotta Love" is one of the greatest moments in TV history

[@nssteja7516]

I've never seen Conan this hammered😂😂😂

[@ajinkyamehere5365]

Oh, you should have seen him in Sona's wedding...

[@danielwalker26]

Putting up with Jordan must take massive amounts of alcohol.

[@biglovinpanda]

I'd never seen these original Jordan bits. It's amazing -- you can watch Conan discover this most comedic disdain and Jordan not really knowing how to take it except that he knows the chemistry is a comedic goldmine and to not back down from any part of his character.

[@curbozer5006]

Notice, that when Jordan told Conan not to pour his wine back into the bottle, Conan obeyed...he knew that he would have crossed the line with Jordan....they read each other well.

[@kennytee6882]

One day Jordan will snap and he will order the Italian Mafia to put a horses head in Conan’s bed, then Conan will laugh and say there is more life in the dead horse’s eyes than in Jordan’s

[@Deviant69]

😂😂

[@pandorafox3944]

🤣🤣🤣

[@robinheil]

LMAO good one!!!

[@rhapsodyinglue8758]

NICE lol

[@siddarth3955]

@TheOneTold that was, you just not able to comprehend it lel

[@alaasalah5882]

Conan singing Whole Lotta Love effortlessly and without even a guitar is the best thing ever.

[@quacklovesparanormal2041]

“What color am I?” “Red” “Are you coming onto me?”

[@paulpaulington3907]

Out of context this is weird. And in context it’s still weird

[@grammardynamite9764]

@@paulpaulington3907 🤣😂

[@DrewKruck]

Every real musician will acknowledge the shortened perfection of Conan’s “whole lotta love” ... genius :) !

[@MAG-lj2st]

right???right???

[@TheShamansQuestion]

he went for a lot longer than I thought and was still recognisable

[@nerijusvilcinskas7851]

Yep!

[@kaspartambur]

Conan and Jordan singing Led Zeppelin songs to make their points stand out. :D Such dedication from Conan's part hahah :D

[@ColonelSandurz]

I lost it when he was reciting those lyrics! XD

[@trevorjohnson5213]

Garbage band

[@Anthony-qv8yu]

I want a whole lotta jordan

[@latina997]

Check out video where they played Dazed and confused in studio

[@noahgorner8685]

@@trevorjohnson5213 Look at me, I'm so edgy

[@jacobdietz9938]

Ironically, Part 2 is actually better than Part 1. I noticed that in this part they focus on longer uncut clips of just the two of them talking, which will later become what the Jordan remotes focus on. I think that’s really interesting, as the editors realize that we are completely content watching the two of them do nothing but talk to each other and goof around.

[@jeromeshalom9250]

The human heart is on this side. We got him boys.

[@Kitty8791]

How is Jordan unaware of situs inversus?! 🤨

[@hideokojima6106]

" you've never had water until youve been to iceland" "What are you talking about?" I can't stop the conan binge he's too funny

[@NickCorso]

Conan we appreciate you giving us more Jordan Schlansky. Now can you please give us some more Jordan Schlansky

[@shun_maru]

Hear Hear. The people have spoken.

[@yagesh287]

There is never enough Jordan Shlansky

[@lillianskatana]

666 likes wtf hahaha

[@rainehanc240]

I will watch Jordan Schlansky w/ Conan O'Brien for the rest of my life.

[@badactor3440]

Jordan deserves his own show.

[@katiexyz3263]

These bits are funny but Jordan has a very romantic mind. It’s hard to communicate beauty and art without sounding pretentious but I appreciate that he does it and that he connects different forms of art and culture.

[@drivewaystar6485]

I agree, but it's a bit he does lol

[@iAnasazi]

It's only hard if you're a dick.

[@alluurpo]

To me he either sounds very pretentious or that he's in denial :D He doesn't appreciate anything american, but anything that happens outside america is somehow heaven to him, doesn't matter if its water or air or anything in between. Maybe he thinks he finds beautiful quality in things while the truth is that he is just simply attracted to exoticness

[@LetsUseLogic131]

It’s a bit😂😂😂

[@catherinedunne8397]

"You like your hands on a nice long shaft, is that the idea'?"

[@Ryan-rk3hs]

Look at the waiter's face when he says that shit

[@HigherPlanes]

@@MonitorSmith Nothing more intelligent or interesting to say. "stroke it and see what cums out"

[@PoeticallyTwizted]

moponi, It’s interesting that you aggressively attack others with names because you don’t understand that quoting a video is simply sharing your favorite or most memorable part in hopes that others might relate and discuss with you.

[@rachaelstewart7540]

Yes, i do

[@miguelconstantino-guzman7957]

moponi blind on one eye and blind on the other

[@burntvirtue]

"It will only end pourly". -Jorban Shmansky

[@deanmcgahan5818]

"It will only end poorly"

[@sabarsherzad]

pourly?! Ah forget it

[@nukizone]

5:36 Best Whole Lotta Love impression ever

[@TheoriesOnNatureOfReality]

This is one of the funniest show ever! Because Conan kills every time.

[@fruze8478]

Yes! In every sense of the word ;)

[@mynameisliana]

Jordan teaches me more facts than I retained from high school.

[@oldmanjesus9855]

mynameisliana just don’t Learn Italian with him... “gracias” is spanish...

[@quicampbell8415]

Old Man Jesus the waiter was Mexican so he spoke Spanish

[@noobtrooptube9452]

u sure u werent sleeping during classes?

[@kemart537]

I thought the same thing, Liana. By the way, you have a beautiful name.

[@1516Spinola6040]

School should prepare you for life in 'various' ways.

[@bry3699]

The best parts are Conan’s immediate reactions. The “oh god”s and “alright” when Jordan’s showing his stupid pictures are hysterical

[@andrewwang394]

Lol in a Reddit ask me Jordan said that this was his favorite thing he did with Conan

[@commonlogic3646]

Yea?

[@leone.6190]

Propably because he thought that the dessert was so great.

[@stephenstrang590]

@@leone.6190 It was the moistness of the cake.

[@michaelj4912]

But what about their trip to Italy?!

[@BiggusNickus]

@@stephenstrang590 and the contrast in temperature.

[@user-sh4sm9hw7k]

6:23 He was stone cold. Proof Jordan is a robot. No human with a soul sitting across from Conan during that could keep a straight face!!! 🤣

[@MarcussJay]

I highly recommend watching the “scraps” videos Conan has with Jordan. He breaks character but still has that weird vibe to him where he seems inhuman.

[@trevorjohnson5213]

No soul between the both of them.

[@vladbcom]

Yes, I don't have pictures of that one...

[@frolleinamigeisha7994]

He’s so condescendingly poetic that you can’t help but love/hate him.

[@tticusFinch]

I honestly loved Jordan's observations of how the same quality of sunlight that hit the grapes that grew the wine in your hand is the same one hitting you now.

[@spiritof6663]

I'll say it--after watching this I desperately wanted to sleep with Jordan.

[@sourdrop]

​@@spiritof6663 Especially after seeing the clip of him without his jacket showing off his bullwhip skills. Like, I did not know I would find something like that hot lol

[@spiritof6663]

@@sourdrop Or, the segment where Conan catches him coming into the office late, orders him to take off his shirt (remember, "I prepare my body in various ways") and put on a pair of "Terminator" sunglasses. Schlansky was shockingly fit and toned--I'll bet more than a few people did a doubletake. When you consider that he also knows how to crack a bullwhip (be still, my heart), we have the snobby nerd's answer to Harrison Ford! If only he liked early Genesis instead of Rush...

[@echeaz]

Jordan is so poetic and stoic! He definitely needs his own travel and food show!

[@bobbyhernandez6132]

Conan's "whole lotta love" soliloquy is wayyy underrated!

[@eivakhan6269]

1:36 I couldn't stop laughing!!! The genuine look of shock on conan's face!! 🤣 😂

[@sajin4515]

Man this Jordan guy definitely needs more screen time, he is phenomenal

[@dharini09]

Amazing rendition of Whole Lotta Love LOL

[@delta61]

I like how these older videos really show parts of Jordan's character while the more recent ones are illustrations of a put on, exaggerated character. It really shows how human Jordan is at heart.

[@edsoncruzxd]

6:16 it when the music started to get good. That clap omg!

[@DoYouKnowThis23]

Conan: “He’s a real person. I can’t believe it” Sometimes neither do I 😂😂😂

[@Bjay723]

OMG, Conan literally killed it with this one, I literally do not know how someone can be so funny as much as he is.

[@Dontwatchyoutube]

Let us take a moment to appreciate how Conan actually beatboxed "Whole Lotta Love"

[@dragonflypromoise7774]

Conan that was an awesome rendition of Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin and I can't get over Schlansky's ability to keep a straight face with you. It cracks me up every time. 😂

[@seamslatasha3598]

Their dynamic is pretty unique comedy wise. It’s so friggin’ funny. I don’t how Jordan kept a straight face through all this.

[@hammadali594]

Jordan Schlansky and Jeff Goldblum are two of the most interesting human being ever.

[@lunamilo2065]

You maybe right because Jeff Goldblum recently said that he loves Jordan Schlansky.

[@milliewoo337]

It’s so sweet to see someone celebrated like this. I’m on a Conan-Jordan roll rn and it seriously is beginning to melt my heart

[@Orchishman]

That whole lotta love impression was brilliant 😂

[@diegoquintero4532]

How can jordan keep a straight face while conan is singing??😂😂😂

[@BlakeRocks52]

Jordan needs a bonus every time he does a video.

[@mastermill79]

He gets paid in Darth Vader action figures in mint condition don't you know?

[@TigburtJones]

Jordan and Conan play so well off each other. I think it brings out Conan’s character so excellently

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

6:59 and 7:05 Jordan's facial expression is so normal and human when Conan is dancing and with him.

[@hannahrovente1649]

I love it when Conan asks Jordan what he does on the show.

[@neonblud9595]

The fire in Jordan’s eyes. Like he’s trying to get Conan to burst into flames on set

[@jennhaley6633]

The whole "im going to murder you" part had me crying with laughter. Conan genuinely cannot keep a straight face. 😂

[@hankgs]

You and Jordan need to revisit "THE ODD COUPLE" T.V. show... It would be a hit!

[@reece1929]

Great idea!

[@jimmylittle9393]

I've watched this so many times and it still cracks me up every time.

[@ObservableObserver]

Nobody: Jordan Schlansky: "You never had water until you been to Iceland" 😄

[@RR-ik9cg]

@Lo Value Pherhaps it is heavin becuase he said heaven so maybe heaven instead, also it might be just because of it's unqinuess.

[@RR-ik9cg]

Heaven

[@RR-ik9cg]

Sorry for the typo.

[@nabaaae]

"There'll be nothing that links me to your murder" He says in front of hundreds of audience members, in a video for millions of people to see.

[@thangzamuan284]

They are eating in Okinawa .where karate kid 2 was filmed

[@crzjunglej2]

Actually it was shot in Hawaii but film is based on Okinawa... happen to be living on the island during the time of filming =)

[@iridium8562]

@@crzjunglej2 Jordan is that you?

[@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298]

@@crzjunglej2 There's always one...

[@dclxvi_89]

Lmao. Perfect thread

[@nunocavac0]

you need to dig deeper on that. honest mistake from the guy, would be impossible to know that wasn't actually Okinawa when they even had people AND buildings coming straight from there just for the shooting.

[@juanmeyers9700]

"I'm sure your being has been penetrated" had me dying Probe joke at it's finest for the alien Jordan.

[@______jsh______]

Conan and Jordan together is always a thing of beauty 😂❤️

[@JFinnerud]

"The human heart is on this side..."

[@m2burles1]

‘He’s a real person! Ahahahaha’ *smacks microphone off table 😂😂🤣

[@hw3748]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[@xlifewritex]

These two need their own show. Jordan is so straight faced. how does he do it? I would be cracking up laughing. He also says things in a way that just makes you laugh. Then Conan keeps cracking the gags. Hiliarious. Ah like a sweet italian wine lol

[@r3d5ive87]

Great a capella rendition of whole lotta love

[@themagnusthorexperience5632]

From afar, I'm in love with the concept of Jordan. I would like to know if his deadpan charm works in real life.

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

"Deadpan charm" = "Pretension".

[@themagnusthorexperience5632]

ll Kasper ll That’s kinda what I mean. He is funny to observe from a distance, but how would one feel about him if one actually spent time with him? I would really like to know.

[@cardboardboxman6345]

I love seeing older tv clips like this the beautiful camera quality

[@itsmekaustav77]

Legend has it that Thor Ragnarok had scenes inspired by Jordan.

[@huskiehuskerson5300]

Its funny you should mention that because it actually did.

[@syedtcb]

Which scenes?

[@wrox9684]

@@huskiehuskerson5300 huh?!

[@JTNYLI]

...u know why this is so funny ... becuase they both have infinite PATIENCE for each other .... and that is what makes a strogn friendship, however delicate, but very honest friendship.

[@Wayward9]

5:04 I was agreeing with Jordan until he broke out a picture of a field and started reciting song lyrics

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

thank god for the good quality. they're such a perfect comedy duo XD and omg Conan is so handsome, he was 45 in this but im swooned

[@hereil]

Jordan is a drug and I'm addicted.

[@PersonalPariah]

That drug is Adderall.

[@EvanJamesBell]

1:45 Jordan “ This will only end poorly..(pour)” I got your play on words Jordan.

[@kent....]

best beatbox i've ever heard 😂 conan must make an album

[@taleenah1742]

conans rendition of whole lotta love was phenomenal... i need a full cover

[@curbozer5006]

He is a frustrated guitar player.

[@cjfink7227]

I seriously adore Jordan's passion for anything he has passion for. It's unlike the passion I've ever seen from anyone else.

[@bilaliqbalbaig3509]

i though Jimmy Kimmel was funny until i started watching Conan and binge watched alot of the clips

[@tiffanyl.5798]

I don't see how Jordan can sit with a straight face while Conan is being hilarious

[@alfonsopayra]

i miss this two

[@skepticstoic1]

That thumbnail about sums up Jordan’s & Conan’s entire relationship....

[@JamJim]

5:37 Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin - Conan O'Brien sang this song to Jordan Schlansky 5:37

[@happydayz7857]

Jordan is a creature of habit. Jordan is a creature. Not human.

[@chovue2363]

And thats why his complaints about conan to human resources are neglected. SAD!

[@zoperxplex]

He is a creature who emerged from the primordial ooze.

[@LisaLisa-ws2lh]

OMG...the new Odd Couple. Jordan is Felix and Conan is definitely Oscar LMAO. These two together so hilarious.

[@Dishyyyyy]

Jordan? I click Anytime anywhere