This kid texted his mom THIS...

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CONEY

CONEY

Күн бұрын

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@silentchatterbox52
@silentchatterbox52 22 күн бұрын
10:33 i love how coney silently reacts to rod popping the "graæde" my favorite cringe confessional running joke
@Naito9874
@Naito9874 22 күн бұрын
same, whether he pops the graede or not, we react
@mjdevlog
@mjdevlog 22 күн бұрын
10:51 his "I love you" jumpscared me😭 and when Coney tried another bot is even funnier 11:27
@erhanjpg1467
@erhanjpg1467 22 күн бұрын
graæde
@MySnugglePuppy
@MySnugglePuppy 22 күн бұрын
Rod’s “I love you” is the most human I’ve ever heard a TTS bot sound.
@michaelwashboard2323
@michaelwashboard2323 22 күн бұрын
Never in my times, did I ever hear one of Acapela's TTS ever use a unique tonality for a exclamation point. For real though, I searched, and found out these are preset lines they have for certain sentences. They're called "Vocal Smileys", and Acapela have a PDF of each voice's preset lines.
@theturtleking2454
@theturtleking2454 22 күн бұрын
The improv teddy story is the most harrowing one I’ve ever seen I don’t think I could show my face anywhere ever again
@octagonalfridays
@octagonalfridays 22 күн бұрын
I texted my mom that I watched CONEY. Probably the most embarrassing moment of MY life.
@djricecooker
@djricecooker 22 күн бұрын
You should have taken that embarrassing moment to the grave
@pakman5542
@pakman5542 22 күн бұрын
I don' think I've ever seen a cultist simulator pfp
@lizzly25
@lizzly25 22 күн бұрын
Hope to see this next episode then. 😅
@zetho.270
@zetho.270 22 күн бұрын
horrifying
@anthonygillette
@anthonygillette 22 күн бұрын
We weren’t going for an any% anhero run but here we are
@Crazy56U
@Crazy56U 22 күн бұрын
Two things: A) The kid accidentally leaking Frozen II is, I'm pretty sure, the first time a "My dad works at Entertainment Industry" story was actually real. B) The kid making a religion out of the Sonic bible clearly isn't internet savvy, because Brian David Gilbert already did that. ("Every Sonic game is blasphemous | Unraveled")
@fireeye6762
@fireeye6762 11 күн бұрын
I would think that this story took place before that Unraveled video released
@Crazy56U
@Crazy56U 10 күн бұрын
@@fireeye6762I admire your optimism, but be realistic
@grunkleg.2934
@grunkleg.2934 22 күн бұрын
Girls Night on Cringe Confessional was something else. Shit was intense
@RichardULong
@RichardULong 22 күн бұрын
Girls are SCARY, right fellas?
@idavid8391
@idavid8391 22 күн бұрын
15:30 Behold, this is unironically one of the funniest cringe confessional stories and moments to ever grace the Coney stream.
@matthewbartlett3442
@matthewbartlett3442 22 күн бұрын
That improv rizz is the epitome of a “girl diff”
@FlamingZelda3
@FlamingZelda3 22 күн бұрын
right if a guy said the same thing they'd call him gay smh
@drojas2005
@drojas2005 22 күн бұрын
that pickle story is rod's magnum opus as a performer
@someonestolemytoast2139
@someonestolemytoast2139 6 күн бұрын
omori pfp spotted
@yummynubs3646
@yummynubs3646 22 күн бұрын
16:15 "Coney I'm watching your stream, why you trying not to laugh bruh? That's disrespectful as shit bruh! STOP FUCKING LAUGHING BRUH!!!"
@MapleLunii
@MapleLunii 22 күн бұрын
13:43 Is the first time I've been truly flabberghasted by something on this series lmao
@katlicks
@katlicks 22 күн бұрын
15:15 Holy fuck it's my story, I thought it had been passed over because the content was kind of a bit too "Touchy". And no it wasn't that kind of inappropriate, it was just grabbing my shirt and slapping me on the back and stuff, just unwanted harassment. Edit: It's the Museum of Tolerance in LA, you can google "Museum of tolerance chamber entrance" and it's the first result on images, the second result is the interior with videos playing.
@sizzle5775
@sizzle5775 22 күн бұрын
Bet Marcus learnt his lesson
@Salone_FD
@Salone_FD 22 күн бұрын
And nobody was harmed in the end, except for that kid of course-
@katlicks
@katlicks 22 күн бұрын
If anyone wants to see Coney absolutely losing it over this story, it's 2:08:11 in the VOD. And If IrisFoxGirl is reading, don't worry, I'm fine, you're allowed to laugh at the story, it wasn't as bad as it was interpreted.
@Storm-tv9qq
@Storm-tv9qq 22 күн бұрын
Genuinely one of the funniest stories ever submitted thank you for sharing
@GeeFZN
@GeeFZN 22 күн бұрын
Thank you so much for submitting it. First time ive cried laughing in years
@robplaysstuff6029
@robplaysstuff6029 22 күн бұрын
23:10 coney this is the beautiful thing about zoom classes. the kid closed their computer. some non insignificant number of kids probably saw frozen 2, said mom come look at the computer, and that family knows now.
@ThatRedHusky
@ThatRedHusky 22 күн бұрын
Testicles can and will swell to the size of oranges. And much larger. Take it from me, a prior EMT and ER Tech.
@juanmeowowzerz5320
@juanmeowowzerz5320 22 күн бұрын
....but then you will have big balls 😀!!! WOOHOO
@susiek4593
@susiek4593 22 күн бұрын
Hydrocele moment
@Dgoold2
@Dgoold2 22 күн бұрын
I’m in PA school, was about to comment this same thing, I’ve seen it get pretty close to an orange size
@matthewbartlett3442
@matthewbartlett3442 22 күн бұрын
Dgoold2 Penis Appraisal?
@crockitz
@crockitz 22 күн бұрын
i am the person who submitted this story i was NOT exaggerating
@Self-Referential
@Self-Referential 22 күн бұрын
24:28 my mind immediately went to the bridge
@DeadizzDead
@DeadizzDead 21 күн бұрын
20:55 holy shit I was not expecting Natewantstobattle to appear in a Coney stream LMAO. What a time to be alive
@quintonlloyd1957
@quintonlloyd1957 22 күн бұрын
It’s my birthday today. This is the best birthday gift ever, I fucking love cringe confessional.
@tachyontwo
@tachyontwo 14 күн бұрын
Happy week late birthday
@aMxx-
@aMxx- 17 күн бұрын
17:58 SCOTT STERLING!!
@ChocoAlmond
@ChocoAlmond 22 күн бұрын
This was an INSANE Girl’s Night on the CONEY Stream
@dontellaniwone
@dontellaniwone 22 күн бұрын
i love cringe confessionals! it makes me happy when i see the upload! thank you, coney! thank you!
@PotatoeMonkey
@PotatoeMonkey 22 күн бұрын
First stage of grief, denial😂 that’s what you are describing in the first story when you do somthing bad
@Rabbidking
@Rabbidking 22 күн бұрын
23:27 This just feels like that Unraveled episode where BDG talks about the Sonic bible. "Either Sonic is a god, or could kill God, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!"
@jingusflorpus4274
@jingusflorpus4274 22 күн бұрын
18:38 Shoutouts to the editor for using Hit’s theme from FighterZ for the Dragon Ball story
@Xanek
@Xanek 22 күн бұрын
13:42 The Teddy Condom story and the kid getting gassed sure were stories, good lord. 20:53 Coney's reaction to Dragon Ball Z Kai opening theme
@Caw50
@Caw50 22 күн бұрын
The video has been out for 5 min 😭
@thatoneguy9582
@thatoneguy9582 22 күн бұрын
absolute nightmare comment to open this video to
@omarg2079
@omarg2079 22 күн бұрын
damn i thought you meant gassed as in got winded after running a long distance or something. not like, ya know, gassed.
@byrontheusurper6505
@byrontheusurper6505 22 күн бұрын
DBZ Kai is an interesting thing to be obsessed with, good for you
@LoktarOgar69420
@LoktarOgar69420 22 күн бұрын
Lmao “2005 ass chatter” is crazy 21:44 and every one spamming OLD🤣😭 I love twitch chat
@3DOM_
@3DOM_ 22 күн бұрын
I love the ladies getting representation on cringe confessional. Just swaps the whole vibe and makes it feel way more unique and cool.
@ChristopherMoom
@ChristopherMoom 22 күн бұрын
8:15 chat is there anyone who'd like to step up to the Composition Confessional and tell me what background song plays here, it unfortunately wasn't credited at all here Edit: I'm also VERY INTERESTED in the songs at 21:38 & 24:10, someone help me out here
@YourLocalNobody420
@YourLocalNobody420 22 күн бұрын
Do you have like 15 people using this account or something like how do you do this
@inaccurateprophecy8971
@inaccurateprophecy8971 22 күн бұрын
@@YourLocalNobody420 This one is ChristopherMoom with a Moom, wrong fella
@ChristopherMoom
@ChristopherMoom 22 күн бұрын
I saw that I got two replies and was hoping that meant my question had been answered 😭 (no shade to either of you)
@FriendAlias
@FriendAlias 22 күн бұрын
8:15 = Grocery Store - Tough Love Arena 21:38 = Usual View, Usual You - Nights of Azure 24:10 = St. Francis Hospital - Trauma Center Second Opinion
@sawyerr1335
@sawyerr1335 22 күн бұрын
Unfortunately I got nothing. I’ve played many a game in my lifetime, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard these songs before. (The second one sounds a bit like Sonic Unleashed though)
@notapro6430
@notapro6430 21 күн бұрын
The Teddy one can’t be real there’s absolute zero shot
@byrontheusurper6505
@byrontheusurper6505 22 күн бұрын
13:41 i had Drama class with my crush and I'm a bit awkward with improv stuff, I would have ended it all holy shit Edit: How the fuck did you get a date off that? You are freaking LUCKY or ungodly ammounts of cute oh my GOD!
@mrgreenboy644
@mrgreenboy644 21 күн бұрын
honestly, I think that God just decided "you know what, that was so bad I'll give you a do-over" and told him in a dream to text her back during a midday nap
@Snipereye64
@Snipereye64 21 күн бұрын
The whole Rod grade and I love you section are why I still wake up in the morning
@lessersharks
@lessersharks 22 күн бұрын
rod should do EVERY story
@MichaelCortez-zj3yq
@MichaelCortez-zj3yq 22 күн бұрын
12:37 is it just me or does it sound like the tts was singing that first part?
@marshallhaveman5769
@marshallhaveman5769 22 күн бұрын
omg you are so right, It's lines up perfectly with the music
@morgansatterlee354
@morgansatterlee354 21 күн бұрын
i was gonna say, the narrator had a nice bar right there. stayed on beat and everything!
@360KnowSoap
@360KnowSoap 22 күн бұрын
Rod is the absolute goat of Cringe Confessional
@kaloncpu57
@kaloncpu57 22 күн бұрын
Coney feels the universe splitting when a decision is made and a new timeline pops up
@lylelylecrocodile2538
@lylelylecrocodile2538 22 күн бұрын
Yes Coney, I too wish I can reverse time when something bad happens involving me
@thatbrobrax
@thatbrobrax Күн бұрын
that one made me shrivel up, u know the one
@pkkevin11
@pkkevin11 21 күн бұрын
I got jumpscared by Supertf's outro LOL 5:13
@FranklinODonnel
@FranklinODonnel 22 күн бұрын
Coney popped a lot of HUUUUHHHHH's in this one. enjoyable flick
@sparki9085
@sparki9085 22 күн бұрын
24:00 "the only good part is we banned all furry NSFW" b biggest curveball of the night right there! That's the best part!
@MelDSnow
@MelDSnow 22 күн бұрын
13:47 if I don't unpause- it never happened right?
@MelDSnow
@MelDSnow 22 күн бұрын
HAPPY ENDING?!?!?!?
@definitelydoctorproctor
@definitelydoctorproctor 22 күн бұрын
Actually what I did
@miqwerty
@miqwerty 22 күн бұрын
oh my god exactly what I did. jfc
@Ohokk0
@Ohokk0 22 күн бұрын
fr why i'm here right now
@GavinFromWeb
@GavinFromWeb 21 күн бұрын
i skipped a full 10 sec
@SonicTheCutehog
@SonicTheCutehog 22 күн бұрын
This is the scariest thing to have happen before Halloween
@tVichi
@tVichi 22 күн бұрын
Bro I just started rewatching cringe confessional like 2 days ago holy shit again?
@superflameking03
@superflameking03 17 күн бұрын
I barely know that theater and musical theater are different. Barely.
@Anno023
@Anno023 22 күн бұрын
Not joking when i say i got an ad for Sonic X Shadow Generations in the middle of that Sonic story.
@jaifain4813
@jaifain4813 22 күн бұрын
8:40 hope the chatter here didn't grew up to arrange underground fights on some basement
@TramiNguyen-oi3kp
@TramiNguyen-oi3kp 22 күн бұрын
Awesome Coney video!
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 22 күн бұрын
"Help am horny and don't know what to do! Will I die?!"
@ToastyPouchez96
@ToastyPouchez96 22 күн бұрын
Yes
@smashkid9196
@smashkid9196 22 күн бұрын
8:13 Did Louise Belcher from Bob’s Burgers submit this story 💀
@Glory2Snowstar
@Glory2Snowstar 22 күн бұрын
Cool, a heap of cringe for my birthday! I’ve waited for this moment!
@Aidswayz
@Aidswayz 22 күн бұрын
3:09 That chatter is going through the same thing Butters did with his grandma in a South Park episode. Grandpa or that kid were truly inspired by that episode
@marioman151
@marioman151 22 күн бұрын
28:00 average mom moment🤦
@liquidmiilk7764
@liquidmiilk7764 22 күн бұрын
No better way to spend a 30 min car ride than listening to the best cringe on the internet 🔥
@Mr-7001
@Mr-7001 22 күн бұрын
I've been binging this show for the past week and I'm so happy its still getting new episodes.
@masterbonk4003
@masterbonk4003 Күн бұрын
16:16 "my moms kinda homeless"
@Amokraw
@Amokraw 22 күн бұрын
I'm so glad the museum story didn't stay twitch exclusive, that confession had me in tears of laughter.
@AaronG.
@AaronG. 22 күн бұрын
IT'S CONEY TIME
@erink4259
@erink4259 22 күн бұрын
Getting a sonic ad right after the sonic religion story is willllld
@bLuGhOsT_
@bLuGhOsT_ 5 күн бұрын
Big fan of ladies night on cringe confessional
@miserabun
@miserabun 22 күн бұрын
I CLICKED INSTANTLY YAY CRINGE CONFESSIONAL
@nathanouellet1253
@nathanouellet1253 22 күн бұрын
Cringe confessional is the best shiet ever
@boateye
@boateye 22 күн бұрын
oh HELL yes! i thought this format was dead!
@maxpogfrog
@maxpogfrog 5 күн бұрын
12:38 why did the bot read it on beat witht the music 😭
@_fudgepop01
@_fudgepop01 22 күн бұрын
That is the least censored thumbnail I’ve ever seen in my life
@sonicphoenix7
@sonicphoenix7 22 күн бұрын
YES YES PERFECT TIME
@thatoneguy9582
@thatoneguy9582 22 күн бұрын
16:15 “THATS IT YOUNG MAN” LMAOOO
@Jeggs9
@Jeggs9 22 күн бұрын
thank u for the cringe crumbs conester
@DoMorrMusic
@DoMorrMusic 22 күн бұрын
10:32 CONEY POG
@salvatore_slate
@salvatore_slate 22 күн бұрын
1:50 i also do that coney
@jjslide1
@jjslide1 22 күн бұрын
coney but what dates where this confessionals submitted?! I want them to be timely
@t-man4534
@t-man4534 22 күн бұрын
Got interrupted right here 24:01 by a Sonic the Hedgehog ad..
@bottleneck-5548
@bottleneck-5548 22 күн бұрын
1:20 just quick save every day that’s what I do
@tristandell
@tristandell 22 күн бұрын
listen the dragon ball kai opening goes hard i don't care what you say
@giraffegiraffe810
@giraffegiraffe810 22 күн бұрын
LETS GO ITS TIME TO RELISH IN PEOPLE’S WORST EXPERIENCES
@123Jsimskie
@123Jsimskie 20 күн бұрын
I had a cousin kick my ass with soccer boppers those things did NOT absorb a punch
@chrispabon5491
@chrispabon5491 22 күн бұрын
When I lost my virginity I told both my parents it was hilarious my dad was excited mom was disappointed but happy I was safe and honest 😂
@somerando6215
@somerando6215 14 күн бұрын
Why is there always a holocaust museum involved lmao 😂😂😂
@Gamma7194
@Gamma7194 22 күн бұрын
good movie
@five_6_seven_8
@five_6_seven_8 22 күн бұрын
Gee I'm so excited to start a new show! Hope Coney is supportive in the first five seconds of this video 😊
@crunchio
@crunchio 22 күн бұрын
coney got new headphones? are those the maxwells?
@purple_roy2190
@purple_roy2190 22 күн бұрын
PEAK SHOW
@SeikOsito
@SeikOsito 21 күн бұрын
14:45 life on ez mode
@peng5997
@peng5997 13 күн бұрын
surprise supertf ost
@Joseph-do8ty
@Joseph-do8ty 22 күн бұрын
One of my coworkers name is ryan Jones 😂
@albinofroggy
@albinofroggy 22 күн бұрын
Thank god the Teddy story had a good ending. I don't think I could've continued my day if that story just ended without a good ending.
@TheLobsterCopter5000
@TheLobsterCopter5000 22 күн бұрын
19:56 At first I thought she meant the Japanese opening, and was just picturing her yelling the lyrics like "SUBURASHI CHINCHIN MONO KINTAMA NO KAMI ARUUUUUU!!!"
@omegaegga
@omegaegga 22 күн бұрын
this might be the best one yet LMFAOOOOO
@matthewritt8836
@matthewritt8836 20 күн бұрын
Keep antagonizing people. I made it to the end of the video and I liked it so I liked the video but without the reminder at the end I wasn’t pressing the button
@Electroudon06
@Electroudon06 22 күн бұрын
(Personal bookmark): Music starting at 10:32
@Drydoctor-qo5wt
@Drydoctor-qo5wt 22 күн бұрын
How do I submit these
@Samilicous15
@Samilicous15 22 күн бұрын
Hey there cone dawg
@twin_rivers921
@twin_rivers921 22 күн бұрын
10:13 I just hit unc status for remembering these
@afmetz
@afmetz 22 күн бұрын
I have to say this, the new outro makes me wanna cry everytime, it is just so cute i cant
@4546Bean
@4546Bean 22 күн бұрын
I don’t know how his mom misinterpreted that, it clearly means his body is covered in horns
@jammo7370
@jammo7370 22 күн бұрын
That child is margit the fell omen
@LtCdrXander
@LtCdrXander 22 күн бұрын
Brave of the kid to come out as being an Omen. To the sewers with ye!
@BudewFan_
@BudewFan_ 22 күн бұрын
@@jammo7370or mohg lord of blood
@CSharpM7_
@CSharpM7_ 22 күн бұрын
20:56 No feeling quite like participating in the group juh
@jBM7420
@jBM7420 22 күн бұрын
WE'RE SO BACK
@CoalFirE_
@CoalFirE_ 22 күн бұрын
Grrrr… that dastardly CONEY! Insulting me in 10 seconds when I went out of the way to watch HIS video!? The gall! We should all subscribe to him to confuse him! MWAHAHAHAHA’
@kaikrassin8096
@kaikrassin8096 22 күн бұрын
15:15 anyone know the music playing here?
@garethwatson9661
@garethwatson9661 22 күн бұрын
It's the Investigation theme for the Professor Layton mobile game, Layton Brothers: Mystery Room!!! I've got no idea if Coney knows about it but hearing it might've been the hypest time I've recognised a song from a video!!
@kaikrassin8096
@kaikrassin8096 22 күн бұрын
@@garethwatson9661 Thank you.
@kaikrassin8096
@kaikrassin8096 21 күн бұрын
@@garethwatson9661 Thank you
@Kiba114
@Kiba114 22 күн бұрын
half of these are kapp
@therealfanmaster
@therealfanmaster 22 күн бұрын
9:34: If someone told me that this was the plot to an episode in a created by Dan Schneider sitcom, I'd honestly believe them 100%. This sounds exactly like how his shows were written.
@SerialBull
@SerialBull 22 күн бұрын
To be fair that’s where the inspiration came from
@Delta21OnYT
@Delta21OnYT 22 күн бұрын
It sounds like that episode of Sam and Cat where they were essentially dealers with a banned soda instead of actual drugs
@IkeFanBoy64
@IkeFanBoy64 12 күн бұрын
There's quite a bit of Schneider plots that would not be out of place in a South Park episode. Honestly, that sounds like a fun game to play. Name a plot and see if it's from South Park or a Schneider sitcom
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