She ACTUALLY became an IRL Cat Girl...

[@wesleyem3]

I've never had my heart break more than hearing the story of the guy who washed the girl's number off his arm just before quarantine... Absolutely gut-wrenching

[@ronnycrawf2441]

Tbf how do you spend MONTHS of your life working out to get a girls number and not put that shit in your phone ASAP lmao

[@wesleyem3]

@@ronnycrawf2441 FR THO I'm torn between feeling bad and not feeling bad cuz like... Bro how do you fumble the bag THAT BADLY

[@KandiKid87]

Half of me cried, the other half laughed. Very loudly.

[@The0-2DemonKing]

That hurt A LOT

[@TrueCarthaginian]

Another victim of the pointless ineffectual lockdowns imposed by tyrants. Rip.

[@pup64hcp]

"Kill me." "Later." Most powerful response Coney could have given

[@TheStickCollector]

it almost sounds like they are going to practice medicine

[@thx4chrckingin]

Are you sure KZbin will accept this video into its algorithm? I HAVE NO IDEA!!!

[@squidsurge71]

*I HAVE TRANSCENDED THE ALGORITHM*

[@gamenwatch6269]

Meet the Medic.

[@honorableintent]

Not a psychopath by the way

[@bigbear7826]

This series gives me a feeling of some random guy at the bar pulling up and turning to you and saying “so this one time…” and I goddamn love it.

[@DrSwazz]

You hit the nail on the head

[@AndreySolovyev420]

@@DrSwazz double that!

[@genesis7838]

That diary of a wimpy kid story was worse than anything I've ever heard, seen or read. Holy shit that person is never going to recover

[@laesar2299]

I banged my head against the wall just hearing it. It was painful to listen to.

[@PomadaGaming]

Who does that fanfic with dream girls in the first place bro…💀 that’s gotta be karma

[@mannya.h.967]

I am currently in hospital with a broken spine and that story hurt more

[@JamesForster1123]

I would legitimately run away rather than have to live with the shame

[@Herobrine100x]

What about that one homestuck r34 story?

[@ValueNetwork]

Cringe confessional is easily my favourite Coney content. Cringe bot is a very funny character without any dark undertones or internal suffering :)

[@austinfletchermusic]

Oh my god that harem story needs Witness Protection

[@potato2769]

definitely the most embarrassing one so far

[@austinfletchermusic]

@@potato2769 and then the catgirl story might be the most horrifying

[@potato2769]

@@austinfletchermusic I thought it would be impossible for something to be worse, but sadly you're right

[@adv78]

​@@austinfletchermusic and the most heartbreaking had to be the girlfriend who broke up an otherwise great relationship because "You're too small". That guy's confidence will never recover

[@mrgreenboy644]

At that point you should just fake your death and go to a new country and start a new life. There's nothing left for you there

[@maplemusic52]

that... diary of a wimpy kid story... had me screaming in horror... Scariest thing I've heard all year. HALLOWEEN ISN'T FOR ANOTHER 2 WEEKS CONEY.

[@PomadaGaming]

I swear lol That was true horror incarnate

[@JennySYS]

coney editors are so good at making thumbnails. coney viewers always know which series the video is a part of but it still completely works as clickbait for non-coney viewers

[@harlendcd7957]

Tbf harder to tell today bc coney didnt dress up for it. Was expecting reactmojo tbh

[@athosxdd1635]

@@harlendcd7957 I thought that the glasses and the blue background was a clearly giveaway

[@sagirem]

@@harlendcd7957 the blue background is generally for cringe confesionnal

[@adv78]

the blue background gave this one up but some of them are really unpredictable. Honestly i really like it either way cause i really like all of his content and it's cool getting surprised when an old series comes back

[@gabrielabrera9966]

That Diary of a Wimpy Kid story sounds like something that would happen in an actual Diary of a Wimpy Kid book.

[@DrSwazz]

That’s gotta be some R rated wimpy kid diary shit then. Fanfics know no laws

[@gabrielabrera9966]

@@DrSwazz nah the regular books already had Greg say some weird shit about girls. There was one part in the second or third book where he talks about Heather Hills being a lifeguard. The dude was simping over her and talked about how he wanted to dry her off with her towel and rub lotion on her body because he “wants her to know that he’ll do anything for her”. Actual quote from the book, btw.

[@DrSwazz]

@@gabrielabrera9966 Lol I lowkey remember that book, maybe Dog Days. Middle school, man... 😂

[@Playtonto]

If coney ever decided to get into the yt shorts/ tiktok game cringe confessional would be elite there

[@Thatdudejosh9]

I wonder how many people would copy cringe confessionals, assuming it blows up. Edit: Well i’m sure this isn’t the first time someone did something like this, now that I think about.

[@supercamborg4218]

Honestly you’re right

[@johnnytamale8676]

"I ripped two different 250 dollar jeans" Translation: I'm a dumbass who spent 10 times more than he should have on a brand name and they ripped the same as any other pants

[@WohaoG]

Maybe spend a little more on pants

[@kaloncpu57]

That story of washing off the girl's phone number right before quarantine feels like it's gotta just be the biggest blessing in disguise ever. The whole entire universe was like "No, you really don't want to do this"

[@sliced8669]

I Clicked the video for cat girls, but I stayed for coney

[@thatoneguy9582]

stayed for exactly one minute

[@cuddlepies774]

based

[@sliced8669]

@@thatoneguy9582 my tolerance faded quickly

[@postingoccasionally5387]

L

[@j03man44]

What's the time stamp? I'm not sitting through this much cringe but want the clock bait.

[@HayesMcCracken]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR MORE CRINGE CONFESSIONAL LITERALLY THE BEST SERIES ON KZbin

[@tax1283]

The spit story almost got me to gag, the number arm story was tragic, but the diary of a wimpy kid story is so painful I would've rather died than live with it

[@tax1283]

Holy shit the Kingdom Hearts story might be worse that's just disgustingly bad

[@antorequiem1205]

20:14 i really wanna convince myself that i didn't hear a 33 year old man saying "Maybe Donald Duck could've busted It Down"

[@byrontheusurper6505]

15:20 i think a lot of kids had/have those kinds of fantasies but writing them down is a whole nother level of uncomfy. Just the fact that one of them might be able to see it makes it infinitely worse edit: yep. Yep oh my god that's so painful

[@mrgreenboy644]

Y'know this makes me feel a lot better considering I've done some pretty cringe stuff. It always reminds me to be thankful for what I've done, good and bad, *because it could be so much worse*

[@sagirem]

Now... TELL US.

[@mrgreenboy644]

Ok so I'll tell you the lesser of two: One day I was at campus center of my college, eating a burrito and watching a Failboat video when I felt like someone was trying to get my attention. I looked to my left and standing there was this REALLY cute Asian lady about my age, maybe a year younger at most looking right at me. She asked me what I was watching, but I had my entire mouth full to the gills with chicken, beans, pico de gallo, etc. I meant to make a little "mmph" sound ("give me a second please, I have food in my mouth"). I'd also like to note that there was a low wall that would have covered my phone based on the direction her friends were walking in, meaning she likely saw me first and then decided to ask about the video as an opener. Her friends were pretty surprised at her being so social, too. Anyways, back to the mmph. Half of my food spilled out of my mouth. Schlop, schlop, SCHLOP. Just a waterfall of beans and cheese. The conversation didn't last long after that, whoops lol

[@sagirem]

@@mrgreenboy644 bro that’s so sad, life itself came to tell you to stay maidenless...

[@mrgreenboy644]

@@sagirem nah it's fine, it makes for a funny story

[@DrSwazz]

I be fuckin up around Asian girls too, I hear ya lmao

[@burbusburbus8782]

6:23 this was my story the theory at the time wasn't even made by matpat, but it was about five nights at freddies 2. and i can't explain why i locked myself in my locker. i just did

[@burbusburbus8782]

And also yes I was actually in 2nd grade. I know this because this happened a year before my dad passed away in 2013

[@Deleteduser88-d5y]

The freaking stumpy one killed me, also PLEASE turn some of these into shorts. Also, yes, romance is a thing in dnd, its very awkward

[@davefood635]

When the CONEY thumbnail has a solid blue background, you know it's gonna be a banger movie.

[@panyaplayha468]

Cringe Confessionals is Coney's best series. Pumped when I saw this in my sub feed

[@catharcact2]

Clicked for Okayu, stayed for Coney

[@smallsoul2374]

i got _whiplash_ seeing okayu in a coney thumbnail lmao

[@fbidownontheground5250]

same tho

[@Ijustusethistocommentstuff]

@@smallsoul2374 Only harder whiplash a person can get from seeing a vtuber pop up is seeing one as a character in a Yakuza game. Imagine sitting next to a literal anime cat girl, who also just so happened to make some more-than-a-little-bit fucked up songs, during training for a literal assassination mission.

[@nemi9217]

I clicked for Coney, stayed for Coney. (no cat girls.)

[@byrontheusurper6505]

You can have romance in dnd but like in real life it's gotta be consentual, agreed on by both players and it also helps if you talk about it out of character before you just start making moves in character, or at least foreshadow it. It is a story after all, you can do such things as hints and foreshadowing if you're clever enough. Or if you don't do that, at least back off if it's not reciprocated.

[@000Brianna]

that diary of a wimpy kid story was so bad my brain like actually couldn't handle it and shut off and i paused the video for like 10 minutes to scroll social media mindlessly until i came to open the youtube app again, only to realize i still had this paused

[@KuePidd]

14:35, this is my 5th time re-watching all of Cringe confessional, every time I have managed to completely repress this story, I am exited when in a week or 2 when it will once again be repressed.

[@SavageJarJar]

It won’t go away

[@lthc_hiryu]

I clicked for Cringe Confessional, stayed for cat girls

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Other way round for me lmao

[@MadeFromPixels]

This video should be labelled an infohazard. The video is over and I'm still in agony.

[@staciemohler4624]

6:42 I'm just imaging how this looked to everyone else they see someone (assumable) visually upset about something then they just climb into their locker then silence... "HELP HELP GET ME OUT OF HERE"

[@himo524]

After one of my most embarrassing days, its fun to watch these and feel Damn, maybe mine aint so bad.

[@goatles9423]

This one really had everything you could ask for out of Cringe Confessional

[@stephenhancock7171]

Not even gonna lie, this is my favorite 'show' from you, Coney. I found you through that 'whacky tournaments that Fortnite has had' video you put out and I look forward to every cringe confessional now.

[@CacoPholey]

24:06 and that kid went on to become Logic

[@catswork]

Coney makes some of the most enjoyable content on youtube. It’s nothing awe-inspiring, but it’s novelty to entertain always has me saving his videos for when I’m done with my day and ready to relax.

[@jingusflorpus4274]

First Nene in the last video, and now Okayu in the thumbnail of this one? Coney???

[@jingusflorpus4274]

Me saying this despite knowing I’m the one who sent in the Nene video last time

[@389OpiE]

Based

[@dmvirus6811]

That story about the kid who gave his crush the wrong book was by far the worst story I have ever heard and the kingdom heart thing and I hear a lot of bad storys

[@IWish2500]

Covid legit could not have came at a worse time for the dude with the number on his arm

[@onlysmiles4949]

The Kingdom Hearts one is terrible because that shit's in photos and video Some kid is gonna be looking at their parents wedding pictures and asking about "the clown guy" years down the line

[@arirought531]

17:15 it was. It was absolutely the worst. I felt my soul leave my body.

[@arirought531]

oh god it gets worse.

[@marrodc]

I don't know how the dude who showered away the girl's number made it through quarantine. That was a really low blow by life...

[@enkoala6280]

Didn't expect to see Okayu in the thumbnail of a Coney video today but sure. I guess he does like Korone

[@StillJustAJ]

19:45 I started crying tears of sadness when I heard this. This is the most embarrassing thing I have ever heard and no longer feel fear about anything I’ve ever done

[@DPXSolo]

Anyone else think Coney's laugh is so contagious?

[@onlysmiles4949]

I was legitimately on the floor crying with laughter with the "Respect your elders" bit

[@excelsior7345]

15:18 made me laugh so hard I think I coughed my allergies away

[@buff00n3ry]

5:25 My little brother has thrown freshly made McDonald's straight into the fridge on multiple occasion. He's also done this with microwave popcorn.

[@aetna4950]

Man, this episode was so stressful because I didn't know if my story would be read or not. I really enjoy these and hope to see more. 💯

[@taktec8055]

This has to be the best episode of cringe confessional so far

[@byrontheusurper6505]

22:20 as someone who has done very little but binge modern family over the last 3 weeks, that Szenario could so easily be a scene from that show!

[@adv78]

Letsgoooooo Cringe Confessional is back The worst story until now was the "You're too small" breakup but the Harem book taked the cake, my god

[@TheSpaceHobo]

Omg the guy who confused a random person with his father really cracked me up. Thank God it helped with washing down the horrible after taste of the KH wedding theme

[@noodlegum_]

THAT HAREM STORY IS THE WORST STORY I HAVE EVER HEARD.

[@_Parad0x]

The diary of a wimpy kid story was so painful to listen to

[@plabcentral630]

Big fan of cat girls. Big fan of coney. Big win.

[@pokerface7531]

Oh i thought this was a clip of Okayu from the thumbnail lol

[@SuperTurboPOP]

I hate to say it but the cat girl story is lifted from a very infamous story on rpg horror stories

[@TheTrueBrawler]

Do you happen to know which one? I can't seem to find it.

[@Ieatrocks15]

The Diary of a Wimpy Kid story might have been the worst thing I've ever heard. MY GOD

[@MyHeadHz]

That Meet the Medic refrence made me super happy to hear it.

[@extra_dice]

A a DnD player and DM, the story about the characters' romance is NOT normal and player character romance is frowned upon unless both players are specifically okay with it, if that happened in my campaign, I'd ask them to tone it down or leave. Edit: Okay I posted this before I listened to the whole story wtf that's the worst thing I've ever heard

[@helious_music]

i just got here and THAT WAS THE MOST BANGER INTRO IVE EVER SEEN

[@yggdrasilsaltar]

i honestly hope chillindude sees this video and knows about the talent show story because that would be HILARIOUS

[@JohannesBee]

Physical pain from that Wimpy Kid story. Had to pause the video with my jaw dropped to give myself time to recover

[@BasedMamaJames617]

16:06 Coney broke down here, the level of cringe here was too outstanding for him to contemplate. Though that Kingdom Hearts story was pretty bad too how that just wanted to make a fool out of that person doing his best to fit in his cousin's wedding.

[@pepper6592]

ok please tell me I'm not going crazy, I keep seeing a black box periodically appear on screen during this video

[@darkn04]

I see it too

[@TheDeclanRowe]

hey my story made it in I'm glad. I hope you all enjoyed laughing at 21-year-old me's misery.

[@ReallyRASYT]

that diary of a wimpy kid one had to be submitted by Gene Takovic because I refuse to believe that man is walking free with the same identity

[@ALloydRH]

8:26 Not cringe, the W confessional is next door.

[@aaronturnbull6528]

No night of Cringe Confessional will ever top this. Holy shit these were banger stories

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Idk I’ll never get over “Damn, look at all those lesbians!”😂

[@matthewbartlett3442]

That guy who got the number on his arm is a modern day Job And Coney is being such an Eliphaz

[@thesparrow1116]

Thats the worst story I've ever heard in my fucking life, me and my friend are in utter disbelief.

[@Geirks280]

This has to be the best Cringe Confessional yet…some of the funniest stories, the cringiest, and the most unfortunate. Complete gem of a series Edit: HOLY SHIT IT JUST KEPT ON GETTING BETTER AFTER I MADE THIS COMMENT LMAOOOOO

[@manta5731]

Respectfully if the Diary of a Wimpy Kid one happened to me I'm either running away from home or offing myself. Most of these stories blow, but you can come back from most of them. Another six years in that school and no one lets you forget about it? It's over.

[@blockednostril9739]

The fact sparkling water and spit looked the same is enough to prove bubbly water is horrendous

[@500superrich]

Listened to this while driving home from work and my jaw literally dropped at the diary of a wimpy kid story

[@georgehayward532]

The stumpy feels like an inbertweeners moment the fact that it was British makes it even funnier

[@kadabraguy9846]

The DnD story is cringe, but also what fuckin DM is sitting there like "yes go right ahead and force yourself on another character, here roll for initiative" like YOU ARE THE GAME MASTER STEP IN

[@ultrarareholo]

diary of a wimpy kid one has me in tears dude

[@ochako_gaming]

The diary of a wimpy kid story was so good but so bad. I got second hand embarassment just listening to it

[@rodzz3833]

If I were the diary of a wimpy kid guy I would have spontaneously combust out of sheer embarrassment

[@Kaiser25]

The one with the lost kid was so funny lol

[@Droanux]

I rippedy pants one day at work, lost balance on a small ladder, one foot let go one held on for dear life.

[@sm_cheesy3144]

This is the craziest cringe confessional to date what the heck was this. Forget poop stores this is people exposing their lifetime trauma.

[@Dia_mante]

the cringest thing on this cringe confessional is the thumbnail good job, Coney

[@Thefrogking15]

This episode actually had my stomach feeling strange

[@micahbarrus8406]

13:15 The word you're looking for is taste aversion. Pavlov requires lots of time to activate. Taste aversion is instant. Edit: holy crap, that book kid was the worst we've seen. That's an awful position, but maybe he needed that to be set straight.

[@NeichoKijimura]

26:01 comes from r/Rpghorrorstories

[@angelor9211]

That Diary of a Wimpy kid one was easily the worst one, even for back then standards where low, but damn

[@rivo8774]

18:22 My God that timing was amazing holy shit

[@Jellycent13]

Thank you for the content Coney, you make my days better!

[@Zel-Veraan]

My interest was completely diverted after hearing the "Pleajune Entertainment District" BGM from Gravity Rush 2.

[@DoMorrMusic]

Nobody: Saxamuhphumpet: THIS WAS MINE

[@gavinloewe3647]

Kingdom Hearts story wasn’t cringe it was based

[@Goldenfrog53]

Wow these were some of the best stories yet.

[@yummynubs3646]

I've never heard of a bigger bag fumble in my life then the guy who washed his crush's number off his arm. It was right there man why didn't you put it in frame one cmon man

[@Space_Lion]

Lowkey send that last one to chillin, I think he would appreciate it a lot lol

[@hatboi124]

Okayu in the thumbnail, that's awesome.

[@LelouchOnTwi]

I honestly wanna hear more about the cat girl story, and what did the dude say to his crush after finding out about her plan.

[@omarenriquez6094]

how did he know it was a plan anways and not mere coincidence?!?! So many questions

[@grunkleg.2934]

Why the hell are you writing your self-insert harem fanfiction in your copy of Diary of a Wimpy Kid DIY? You couldn't write it in a notebook or whatever?

[@LittleScaredyBoy]

5:43 this is probably a PvZ kid.

[@420mar5]

Unironically my favorite show